#uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you know what i do at this point you know whats in here you fucking know

[ddarker-dreams]

Hi Lock~ I wanted to ask you abt how you got into literature, and how you’d maybe recommend someone else to start? I want to expand on my reading (and also you’ve hyped up Dostoevsky sooo much I’m hooked but I KNOW I’m not at that lvl yet haha) but there’s so many different sources and stuff idrk where to start. I have seen your list of recommendations and other people’s lists as well but Im never sure if they’re a good place if someone is just starting into literature; I’ve been really interested in Picture of Dorian Gray, Jane Eyre and Frankenstein right now, do you think they’d be okay? Did you look at books you knew you’d be into? Or did you try out smth new entirely? Also did you look at any sources online that you could recommend? I know I’ve asked a lot so you of course don’t have to answer them, but please let me know what you think!!

I also wanted to ask, as someone who’s read many classics in literature, in your opinion, how would you define literature? And what do you think makes a book a classic?

From a very clueless anon, hope you and bun bun have a great day and stay hydrated!!!!

hello anon!!! there are so many interesting questions here, i'll try answering them to the best of my abilities!!!!

(how i got into literature)

i'd been neglecting published works for most of my life because i just preferred fanfic way more. it wasn't until a bit into 2021 that i saw this Discourse Causing Post that 'you can't grow as an author if you don't read published works,' or something among those lines. i thought this was really interesting because i'd never given it much thought. around that point, even though writing was a hobby, i felt really motivated to improve. i normally spent no more than a day or two on a story before moving onto the next. which is fine, because fanfic writing is a hobby, but i felt i'd be capable of more if i put in the extra time and effort.

so basically i got into it because i wanted to write my silly little yandere fics better jdfklgjsdg

(recommendations for getting into literature)

i focused on the genre i thought i'd be the most interested in: horror. then i branched out from there. i looked up what people considered must-reads for the genre because i figured that'd be a good place to start. if you know what sort of genres you like, doing some research into its most prevalent/foundational works isn't a bad idea. that's the approach i took. authors throughout the centuries influence and inspire one another, i wanted to be able to map those connections out. this also helps give some context to older books with references that'd be loss on a modern audience.

(how i went about looking into books to see if i wanted to read them)

i research everything like my life's on the line, so i do look into books before i read them. i go for a synopsis that doesn't include spoilers and consider if that's a story i'd get invested in. if not, i'll read some reviews for fresh perspectives. if i'm still kinda meh by then, the book gets passed on.

(defining literature/classics)

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH literary theory is not my field of expertise ... i'd personally define literature as any written work such as fiction and nonfiction. it can encompass so many things that defining it feels tricky. as for how i'd define a classic, all art is subjective or whatever, but there are stories that just have the It factor. whether that is their cultural impact, or works that are pillars to the genre(s) they were written in. you can see the ripples that it made after its publication.

finally, as for the books you listed (jane eyre, the picture of dorian gray, and frankenstein), i'd highly recommend them!!! all of them are apart of the gothic genre, which is one of my favorites. they've all stood the test of time for good reason.

#lock lore #answered #Anonymous

[meadowmines]

The Bit Outtakes: the ending y'all would have hunted me for sport over

There were a lot of things I liked about this ending but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah it was not a good fit for this fic at all.

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He’s not sure how long he sits there like that, listening to Kiryu’s slow, even breathing and the steady beeping of whatever monitors and shit he’s hooked up to, but at some point he hears the door open and he picks up his head and all he sees is a fucking purple suit--

“Whoa! Whoa!”

Majima blinks. He’s out of the chair, teeth bared, arm flung out between Kiryu and this fucking idiot in a purple suit, and the only reason he’s not tearing this idiot’s throat out is, he knows that idiot’s stupid fucking voice.

“Nishikiyama,” he wheezes, collapsing back into the chair. “Ya couldn’t wear literally any other fuckin’ color tonight!?”

“What? I--oh. Oh. Shit. I--sorry.” Nishikiyama scratches at the back of his head. “Sorry.”

And that’s all he says. Majima waits for the inevitable why didn’t you stop him or how could you let this happen to him or that bullet should have landed in your fucking skull and you know it and it never comes from anywhere other than the inside of his own head. 

Nishikiyama doesn’t say anything. Not for a long time.

“The doc said he’s gonna be fine,” he finally says, and he kind of pats Majima’s shoulder when he says it, and it’s all Majima can do to not shrink away from it. “If you want me to leave so you can stay with him and not have it be... y’know, weird--”

“Nah.”

“‘Kay.”

“Actually...” Majima hates what he’s about to do, but he hates the idea of sitting here thinking about it right in front of Kiryu even more, so. “Can ya stay with him? I got some stuff I gotta do.”

“Sure,” Nishikiyama says.

“Thanks,” Majima says, and he gets the hell out of there.

---

He goes back by the Valentine because he forgot his normal clothes and he’s still running around in a tux with Kiryu’s blood on it. He locks up and shoves the keys back in through the mail slot before he can think about it too much.

He goes back to the apartment. Changes out of his tux. He’ll probably just throw it out tomorrow, he thinks. He puts on his leather and snakeskin like it’s a full suit of armor. He shoves the rest of his clothes into that gym bag and leaves all the kitchen shit he swore he was going to take with him behind and he shuts the door behind him and slides his key under it and he just... leaves. 

Like a fucking coward.

It’s for the best, he tells himself.

He’s just going to end up getting Kiryu killed if he doesn’t, he tells himself.

It was just a fucking bit, he tells himself.

He knows he’s blowing smoke up his own ass and he doesn’t care.

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Of course Kiryu isn’t happy about it when he gets out of the hospital a couple days later and comes home to find no Majima and (Majima imagines) goes stomping down to the Valentine to find a bewildered Yamada-kun running the place and actually doing a pretty solid job of it (it won’t shut down for another three or four years so Majima guesses he must be doing it right). Majima’s pager blows up for a day or so. 

After that... nothing. 

Majima gets himself an apartment as far away from Kiryu’s neighborhood as he can afford and he doesn’t go near the bowling alley or the Pocket Circuit place or any of that shit. He gets out of the cabaret business for good (he hopes) and does this and that for a while, dabbling in whatever sounds interesting for a few weeks or months and making a shit-ton of money and then getting bored and moving on to the next thing. He knows Shimano hates the luxury truck dealership and the colored chicken stall and especially the drag shows and takes some quiet satisfaction in knowing the boss can’t say boo about any of them because they’re all licenses to print money. He takes a little more quiet satisfaction when an unpleasant voice around the family office makes his punching hand just a little too itchy and Shimano doesn’t say shit about that, either. Shimano might still be holding his leash, but he’s not near as quick to yank on it as he used to be and Majima has just about figured out how hard he can get away with pulling on it. Not as hard as he’d like, but a lot harder than you’d expect. 

He doesn’t talk to Kiryu. Ever. Doesn’t see him. Doesn’t go places he’d go. Doesn’t page him. 

Doesn’t think about him, or at least doesn’t admit to thinking about him.

Their paths don’t cross. 

Until they do, months later. 

Until a pair of great big old gorilla hands grab Majima by the lapels, yank him into a dark alley, and slam his back against the wall.

“Kiryu-chan,” Majima says, like they’ve never met, and that just pisses Kiryu off even more.

“You left,” he growls. “I got home and you were just... gone. I thought we were--”

“What? What’d ya think we were? What’d ya want me to do?” It shouldn’t be this easy, Majima thinks. It shouldn’t be this damn easy to just turn his heart off like this. “Keep on playin’ house with ya forever? It was a bit. We had some fun with it. That’s it. That’s all it was. I’m over it. If you ain’t, that’s your problem.”

“Is that what you tell yourself so you can sleep at night?” 

“Haven’t had a bit of trouble sleepin’,” Majima lies. He reaches up and untangles one of those big old hands from his jacket. “Maybe next time you’ll think twice about takin’ a bullet for someone ya know ain’t worth it.” And before Kiryu can say anything else, Majima wrenches that other hand out of his jacket and shoves Kiryu off him. 

And that could have been the end of it. All of it. Forever. 

But Kiryu grabs him by the jacket, again. Slams his back against that wall, again. And kisses him so hard their teeth scrape together, so hard Majima forgets how to breathe. He makes a noise into Kiryu’s mouth that’s probably supposed to be stop it and he knows damn well he doesn’t mean it. Kiryu still doesn’t quite know what to do with his tongue, Majima observes, and he tries like hell to push the idea of a refresher lesson out of his head. He raises a hand in what he’ll tell himself was at least a half-assed effort to shove Kiryu off him. Instead, he knots that hand into that stupid gray polyester jacket and the very goddamn second he does it, Kiryu pushes back. 

And looks Majima right in the eye.

And turns on his heel and walks the fuck away.

By the time Majima registers what just happened, it’s too late to do a damn thing about it, and he knows all the way down to the very core of his soul that he’s not over it. He was never over it. And as long as he lives he is never ever going to get over it.

#yakuza #kazumaji #the bit #fic outtakes

[bettersafethandicks]

oh gross this got out of hand i guess ill throw it in the tag im not editing it though sorry

oh to be a stupid little researcher on a team hired by the crimson raiders , oh to be attacked by the cov, to be trapped in a little outpost shack when you hear the commotion, to reach for the pistol kept in there only to have someone else grab it, leaving you to cram yourself in a equipment cabinet in a panic. 

 to hear the door be kicked open with a fanatic shout and hear your teammate get out a single gunshot through the roof of the shack before a horrid wet crunching noise and a heavy thump of a body hitting the floor, peeking through the cracked cabinet door to see enough of the prone body and handle of a thrown axe to know exactly what just happened.  staying curled up in that cabinet for what feels like hours, hand pressed over your mouth to quiet the breathing youre certain everyone can hear.

oh to hear a bandit stomp in after the gunfire has stopped, looting whatever they can.  to feel time slow to a crawl as the rummaging approaches you, adrenaline overloading your body so much its impossible to even move.  to have the door thrown open, the sudden light blinding you, a harsh laugh and a rough hand gripping your arm to wrench you free of your nest.  a screech that feels more animal than human flying from your mouth, twisting and flailing in the grip of the cultist; the sound of renewed struggles making the less coherent psychos perk up, and if you werent currently in the hands of a higher ranking bandit, youd be mauled on the spot.

insisting that youre ‘not a crimson raider- no- your team was just hired to collect data, you don’t have ties to them- ‘

until the bandit raises a gun and says ‘that’s a shame, they were looking for one of the firehawk’s little lackeys to take back, but if youre sure youre not a raider then they’ll just kill you here ‘

and suddenly youre 'a raider a raider i’m a raider please-’

to be tied up and thrown in the back of the technical with everything theyve looted and a couple bodies.  hearing someones half broken echo go off with a crimson raider at hq trying to get in contact with the research team, hearing the intercepted raider radio transmission sending out a patrol to check on you guys, the driver turning it up just for you.  by the time the radio buzzes with a “Site 859 compromised- those fucking cultists- looking for survivors- “  you’re already far into CoV territory.  

oh to be dragged in front of the twins and see them excitedly rock paper scissors over who gets you, tyreen pouting when troy wins and gloats about it as he steps down off the pedestal their thrones are on.  flinching away as he reaches for you and calls back to tyreen that you barely ever have any fun with them anyway 

being hauled off your feet like you weigh nothing, slung over his shoulder, taken to a livestreaming room as he flips on the ‘RECORDING’ sign outside the door.  sitting you half on his lap on a couch youd seen in these propaganda videos before

troy speaks with an almost playful tone  ‘Alright, now your job, little raider, is to beg and cry for help from your big bad firehawk so she crawls out from wherever she’s hiding.  Tell ‘em theyve got three days to come getcha- really sell it, y’know?’ his grip on you tightens, pressing you against him and leaning his face in so you can feel his breath on your throat, ‘maybe it’ll help to imagine that youre real scared and if she doesnt come to your rescue, youre going to be oh so slowly eaten alive...or something.’  he punctuates his instructions with a wet tongue dragging up the side of your throat, a tongue you can’t see from this angle, but it feels far too long.

cambots whirr into view, waiting for his cue-  ‘Oh! And one more thing.‘  Troy takes one of your hands into his, thumb pressing into your palm as he brings it up to his face.  “this isn’t live tv, babe, so you try and tip off the losers and we’re just gonna do another take. And every time you make me redo this-’  that tongue slides out of his mouth, twisting over your fingers as his jaw splits at the seams with an audible wet pop.  you stop breathing.  razor sharp teeth prick at your skin as he mouths at your suddenly incredibly fragile fingers, the hungry drool slicking over your skin telling you that he would like nothing more than for you to disobey.  just as fast as he revealed his monstrous features, his tongue slides back and he pulls your hand back to safety and resets his face  ‘you lose one of these.’

not having to act much at all for the camera, knowing that if lilith or a rescue team came for you theyd be heading into a trap but god you were so fucking scared and this was your only shot-  Troy smirking , speaking derisively to the future audience, arm slung so casually over your shoulders keeping you nice and close

it was over too soon, and you prayed you did a good job.  you were bait, at least, and you’d be alive long enough to have a sliver of a chance-

‘Cut!’ troy called, standing up to slide the long coat off and toss it over a nearby chair.  “right- get that out to the liarhawk and pals today.’ troy spoke to the cambot,, ‘now- im fuckin hungry, so we’re gonna do the letsflay for thursday right now, k?’  he turned to you, tongue peeking out to lick over his lips as he pushed you to your back, a spark of sheer panic making you try to jolt up, only to be held down by his prosthetic with a soft chuckle.  troy got onto the couch, straddling you and pinning your legs down, your head resting on a throw pillow that would have been comfortable if not for the current situation

his jaw started to shift as he looked down at you, his gaze almost affectionate

you stammer ‘W-wait no no you said- you said i had three days for the raiders to come and -’ 

Troy laughed, wheezing like it was the funniest thing he’d ever heard, “oh my god you- you really- hhahahahaha sweetheart, I lied.”

midway through a laugh, his grin broke apart.  his face was an open, horrid display of teeth, too many- too many teeth- a blue tint to the drool starting to drip from that awful tongue, so eager- somehow you could tell he was still smiling as he pushed up your shirt to reveal your soft middle,

you thought you’d scream when his teeth sank in, but no- no your breath caught in your throat like youd been choked.  you didnt even feel the pain right away, just the wrong feeling of something being undone, broken apart- and then he pulled and you felt it and it was like you were being torn apart because thats exactly what was happening- your skin stretched until it met his teeth and was sliced with a jagged edge, muscle pulling and tearing to yield to his much stronger jaws and you couldnt help but watch . 

screaming, fighting, trying to kick and twist and shove him off of you, not succeeding in making him budge, your pushing hands only following his head back as he liberated the sizable chunk of meat that had been yours until very recently.  troy leaned back out of your reach, snapping his unnatural jaws to toss and catch the bloody shred, swallowing it like he was half-starved.  

A huff that mightve been a laugh came from him, gathering your flailing arms in his mechanical grip and pinning them up over your head, exposing your torso even more.  “they always wait ssso long to fight’  he slurred through blood streaked mandibles, tongue lapping over the red dripping down his jaw

your middle burned, hot and wet with pain, and when he moved in you though he’d simply take another bite but no- no he was moving to your face bringing that awful mouth to your face so close to you so close-

he nuzzled his face into the crook of your neck, in a way that you might call gentle if you weren’t writhing like a fish on land.  he nosed at your throat a bit, giving a low, pleased rumble as he went, moving down until you felt his fractured jaw close around the space between your shoulder and neck and bite with a soft hum , and you shrieked, bracing yourself for the tearing and ripping but he held there like that, not pulling, just-

a cold seeped into your muscles, a frigid alien wave that seemed to creep along with your heartbeat.  every pulse brought it further through you, until it ebbed away and left a sluggish heavy feeling in its wake.  down your shoulder through your arm, fingertips twitching a little before they felt too heavy to move.  slinking across your chest, up your neck, ears ringing for a moment as whatever venom he just administered hit.  against your wishes, your breathing slowed from its panicked hyperventilating.  your other arm followed shortly, struggling and grabbing at the couch’s fabric dying down to little shivers.  the chilling wave seeping down your torso, washing over the bleeding hole in your middle and pushing that agony far away, a dull, hot pressure remaining.  your legs were the last to give out, scuffling and and kicking getting slower and slower until all of you stopped. 

you let out a whine

troy, mouth still wrapped around your shoulder, let out a groan.  he swallowed the mouthful of blood that had accumulated while you were being sedated.

jaw loosening, he pulled back, saliva and blood and florescent blue venom coming away in strings from the deep bite.  the siren looked down at you, now pliant and truly helpless under him.  focusing your eyes was hard, but you could make out the red glow of his markings, seeming to pulse with your own slowing heartbeat.

he sighed happily, rolling his shoulder and letting it relax. you could distantly feel a hand running over the bleeding hole in your abdomen.  “mmh...there....now, where were we?”

#gross #local roadkill dump #troy calypso #stapleface #uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you know what i do at this point you know whats in here you fucking know #you ufkcincign i do one thing i have a single ability and its 'write gross cannibalism content for me and no one else' #this is gross i love mosnter mouth bastard and being mean and incoherent and thats all i have in my pockets #i throw this on the ground and never look at it again dont @ me about the tense changes or mistakes

[pencilofawesomeness]

Okay here’s the next one. So, 

Fairy Tail

Favorite character: Ooooo this is a tough one. Erik is very high up there, but Natsu is also very high up, and he’s got more canon material than Erik for sure. Honestly, I started watching the show because of Natsu’s pure love for his dragon dad and his ability to be reckless and emotionally literate at the same time, so he gets a special place in my heart just for that. Plus I am a sucker for the chaotic energy.

Least Favorite character: Richard Buchanan. I don’t understand. He gets literally magicked into being a good guy by something that’s supposed to turn somebody into the complete opposite of what they are, and now he’s just a swell guy that talks about love? And we’re supposed to be okay with that? “Oh dear oh me where is my little brother?” You were on the same island for years including after the cult was booted how do you not know where—?!

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Alright time to play the “how will the non-shippy person respond?” game. Ummm... Honestly, most of the FT ships depends on context for me? Sometimes it’s cool and sometimes it’s weird. Though if I had to pick some that I am usually down to see or read, I’d go with Gajevy, Albis, and maybe Jerza, Stingue, and Zervis? (Oh, and Seilah/Kyouka are sexy in a bad-guy kind of way, so good for them.)

Character I find most attractive: Okay so I’ve spent too long thinking of these characters as my babies, so I don’t think I can answer that question. But as far as who I think has a neat aesthetic/character design that I vibe with, it’s Loke’s human design. Lad’s in a parka, t-shirt, and jeans and that slaps. Good for him. 

Character I would marry: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ur. (No I don’t want to talk about the inevitable tragedy, but woman knows what she’s about and she’s got that special honest brand of mom energy that’s not condescending, and I dunno, I vibe with that.)

Character I would be best friends with: Mystogan. We’d never talk and vibe in silence and then bond over the stray cat that we are definitely both feeding.

A random thought: The Magic Council is strangely efficient, despite seeming not to do anything, since they managed to become a global superpower when just a hundred years ago, mages were being hunted for sport. And since there’s not any lingering anti-mage sentiment coded into the law system, they technically did their job pretty well. (Yes this is probably just Mashima not world-building, but it’s an interesting thought nonetheless.)

An unpopular opinion: I mean, I have a lot, but let’s go broad here: the racebuilding sucks. (Well, the world-building in general, but that’s not a surprise. Mashima I love you man but we all know you didn’t plan out your world.) But this specifically crops up with the demons. We hear about demons mostly through the context of Zeref’s demons and Mirajane’s experiences, both of which paint them as bad scary evil things. This is fine! This is context! We see Lullaby, and it tracks, but then we see Galuna island—the only instance in the show where we see non artificially created demons—and they’re all nice! This is a pleasant surprise! We get to address societal bias, a bias that runs so deep that even the amnesiac demons that they were hideous and they had all adapted forms to hide— Oh wait nevermind that plot point is dropped entirely and all of Zeref’s demons are treated as evil bad demons despite being normal dudes that are just prideful shits occasionally (ya know, normal traits; see: every other FT villain) but they still get treated narratively like taking them down is no different than destroying ghouls or whatnot. (Torofuzar and Seilah were even at the beginnings of understanding their moral flaws! Some of them cared about each other!!!) And then Natsu has a big ~not a monster demon~ struggle, like wtf does him being part demon matter? Aside from the latent kill-Zeref programming there is literally nothing different about demons from other rational creatures and in this essay I will— *gets dragged away from keyboard*

My Canon OTP: Gajevy. It starts off very awkward, but Gajeel just does the normal ex-bad guy thing of trying to make up for what he did to Shadowgear, because it wasn’t personal before but it’s an awkward little gesture that gets the ball rolling, and it’s pretty slow at first but there’s a developing mutual respect that they get, because Gajeel sees how strong and smart Levy is, and Levy sees how kind he can be, aaaand then they choose to banter at each other’s expense and slowly start sharing a brain cell. Mashima’s inability to write redemption arcs aside (another hot-take, no time to go there) I found the process neat. That, and Levy kicking Gajeel in the face for dying was a great scene. 

My Non-canon OTP: *slaps brain to try to boot up the non-existent shipping program* Stingue I guess? I’m torn on this one, because they absolutely have a dynamic going on, and they have a yin-yang balance while also being on the same brain cell and that’s absolutely amazing, but my ace gen-loving found-family brain kicks in with the dragon slayer sibling dynamic and that supersedes the shipping glasses and then makes it awkward because I’ve been two years into an AU where they’re 12-year-old adopted brothers so... Yeah, it goes back to the different scenario thing. I don’t feel strongly about ships but I can easily brotp things. Heck, I think I brotp-ed gajevy in my fic too; they’re just gremlins that tease each other so I dunno how to ship my dudes

Most Badass Character: I mean, there are a lot of them for sure, but Erza is definitely up there. She’s a one-man army and she simultaneously doesn’t give any flips and she cares greatly about justice, and she follows through. Her Pandemonium fight was one of the reasons I gave Fairy Tail a chance, and I certainly don’t regret it. She’s versatile and extremely skilled in a number of weapons and fighting styles; mad lad. She has my respect. (Shout out to Gajeel though; dude got a sword thrust through his arm and he kept trucking. Absolute machine right there.)

Most Epic Villain: Erik’s terrible at being a villain but he’s an epic dude and I love him. Um, Acnologia was shafted as far as villains/villain arcs go, but he had the build up to be a really great fight, and his attack on Tenrou was mad cool. So there’s that. (*Pencil ignores the question and starts to ramble about her favorite AU characters*)

Pairing I am not a fan of: A lot of them, tbh, but if I’m in the business of sharing unpopular opinions, I don’t like Gruvia or Fraxus for similar reasons: they are one-sided obsessions. Yeah, sure, they have room to be some decent ships, but I’m not a fan of the “learn to love” trope when it comes to good ships. That’s what you do with, I dunno, your estranged family member. Juvia projects adoration onto Gray, and Freed projects adoration onto Laxus, and the other side seems pretty neutral (or down-right uncomfortable) about it, and as somebody who easily gets squeamish with affection, I’m not a fan. (Also I don’t normally vibe with any ship that involves Natsu, but that’s definitely because I have associated him with my own aro let’s-hit-the-found-family-button-instead tendencies and I enjoy that.)

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): All of them. I could be here all day, tbh, because a lot of Fairy Tail characters are rooted in interesting and unique characterizations, but they can be written into archeyped positions depending on the scene. However, for the sake of argument, I’ll open one of my favorite can of worms: Jellal. Jellal is shown to be a caring and optimistic young lad, despite the awful conditions, and he’s protective of his friends. But then this eleven-year-old gets beaten, tortured and taunted, and he finally has this cracking moment by himself when he lets himself get angry, and then!!! he’s immediately brainjacked by Ultear!!! Kid gets sped-run through Brainiac 5′s mind poisoning arc, and unlike with Brainiac 5, there is absolutely no one who honestly tries to beat him out of it until years later. (And Simon! Who knew something was up! Just wanted to kill him!!! *deranged pencil laughing in the back*) So when he shows up later, amnesiac and back to being a self-sacrificial pure-bean, and I’m hyped. This was the Brainy recovery arc I was robbed of when the LoSH cartoon was discontinued. We get to explore the mental repercussions of being manipulated into having ambitions and feelings that are not your own! The magical representation of intrusive thoughts and emotional manipulation! Sure, the amnesia schtick was cheap, but okay Mashima just wanted to speed it along so— NOPE. Jellal gets plucked up by Ultear (the chick who manipulated him), and then all of a sudden he’s this edgy loner who has to ~atone for his sins~ and he’s all cool and mysterious (he occasional has dork moments and I treasure them like a starving dog gathers up crumbs) and he becomes focused on justice or whatever and my dreams of an emotional recovery and re-self-discovery arc are crushed and nothing but broken glass in my hands. *muffled crying pencil noises*

Favourite Friendship: Oooo there’s so many, but sticking to canon-land, I really liked Gray and Loke’s friendship??? Dudes were content to asking no questions and just passively supporting each other, and they way they interacted on Tenrou and tag-teamed, whether in fighting or teasing, so easily was so cute. And then we never saw it again. Gray and Natsu are also a good brotp, even though it has a....rocky start.... But when they got that “nobody can mess with him but me” brother energy, I dig it. 

Character I most identify with: Low-key Rogue. Dude was wall-flowering social-chameleon-ing his way through life, sticking to the fringes of conflict with this little frog sibling, and he can bounce between being forced to have all the brain cells and be the voice of reason and being a chaotic and overprotective gremlin ready to fight people. I feel it so hard. 

Character I wish I could be: You know what? Rogue. I’ll take his magic and I’ll gladly beat Sting (lovingly) over the head too. Plus, Frosch. (I would say Frosch, but I do not want their sense of direction.) He gets to be low-key in charge of a guild while having none of the actual responsibility for it, and I vibe with that position. It’s all about them tag-team skills.

#fairy tail #ask game #ask #anon #opinions #pencil rambles for too long #I love this series dearly #and that's why all of the missed potential hurts me #and yes I am still triggered that all of the losh material I like #keeps getting discontinued #I thought I could experience things vicariously elsewhere #and I was wrong #ah well #most of these points I can address in my little htryds corner #btw i support people's ships and fandom freedom #but I don't really like romance so I'm picky #and occasionally get extra grossed out #i'm just tired of losing friend dynamics to ships man

[cantdanceflynn]

phineas and ferb for the ask game

Favorite character: CANDACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK I'VE MADE THIS VERY CLEAR AT THIS POINT LOL

Least Favorite character: I DON'T RLY HAVE ANY CHARACTERS I DONT LIKE BUT IG ALBERT? IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

1: CANDEREMY(VERY OBVIOUSLY. THEYRE JUST THE BEST I LOVE THEM SO FUCKIN MUCH BELOVEDS)

2: PROBABLY PHINABELLA. I THINK THE PROPORTION OF FANWORKS FOR THEM IS FUNNY BUT ALSO LIKE. THE THEM. THEY'RE SO COOL

3: BUFERBJEET/BUJEET: I USUALLY HAVE BUFERBJEET BC POLY BELOVED AND ITS RLY FUNNY MOST OF THE TIME BUT I ALSO DEFAULT TO BUJEET DEPENDING ON THE AU

4: UHHHHHHHHHHHHH BALJEET AND GINGER MAYBE????? I USUALLY HAVE A WHOLE POLYCULE GOING ON IF I'M GOING IN THIS FAR BUT THEY'RE RLY CUTE.

5: VANESSA AND MONTY OR STACY AND COLTRANE. I CAN'T PICK.

I COULD HAVE PROBABLY PUT IN SOME MORE NOT SO CANON ONES BUT LIKE. I LIKE THE VAST MAJORITY OF WHAT CANON GAVE US.

Character I find most attractive: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A BIG PART OF MY FIRST GAY AWAKENING WAS 2ND DIMENSION CANDACE. SO HER. AND YOU MAY POINT OUT THAT I HADN'T WATCHED PNF FOR THE FIRST TIME BY THE TIME I KNEW I WAS BI. HOWEVER, THE 2ND DIMENSION NOVELIZATION AND SMALL VERSION OF THE MOVIE WITH A FILTER OVER IT AND A THIRD OF THE SCENES CUT OUT ON YOUTUBE DID WONDERS FOR MY 10 YEAR OLD SELF.

Character I would marry: UHHHHHHHHHHHHH PROBABLY STACY. NO REAL EXPLANATION.

Character I would be best friends with: WDYM IM NOT ALREADY BEST FRIENDS WITH THE WHOLE CAST? BUT CANDACE. WE'RE VERY SIMILAR AND ID PROBABLY END UP ON HER SIDE OR DRAGGING HER INTO THE WHOLE THING OFTEN ENOUGH THAT WE'D BE GOOD FRIENDS.

a random thought: DO YOU THINK PEOPLE KNOW THAT LIKE. CANDACE CAN STILL HAVE HALLUCINATIONS WITHOUT IT BEING A WHOLE ANGSTY "PHINEAS AND FERB ARE ACTUALLY DEAD AND SHES HALLUCINATING THEM"? I KNOW THAT I THINK THE TALKING ZEBRA IS ACTUALLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION SO LIKE I SHOULDN'T GET TO TALK, BUT LIKE. ONE OF MY FAVORITE HCS FOR HER I DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYWHERE AS MUCH AS I SHOULD IS THAT SHE HAS AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS SOMETIMES. USUALLY WHEN SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT THEM BUILDING SOMETHING.

An unpopular opinion: I THINK IT'S KINDA WEIRD THAT YOU BASICALLY CAN'T THROW A ROCK AROUND HERE WITHOUT HITTING A PHINABELLA FANKID BUT I CAN BARELY FIND ACTUAL CONTENT WITH AMANDA, FRED AND XAVIER??? YOU KNOW, CANDACE'S CANONICAL KIDS?????????????? LIKE NOTHING AT ALL AGAINST FANKIDS, I LOVE THEM, I HAVE THEM, BUT WHY IS THERE NOTHING FOR THEM.

My Canon OTP: CANDEREMY. I THINK I HAVE MADE THIS CLEARER THEN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD LOL I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH I THINK THEY'RE THE ACTUAL BEST AND DESERVE THE WHOLE WORLD.

My Non-canon OTP: IG BUFERBJEET! I DO LOVE THEM LOL THE AUTISTIC FLAVORS ARE VERY STRONG. THEY'D HAVE BOTH THAT NEIGHBORHOOD REPUTATION AND THE BEST REPUTATION WITH ANYONE WHOS KNOWN THEM FOR FIVE MINUTES. AND THEN THE WORST AND BEST REPUTATION WITH ANYONE WHO KNOWS THEM LONGER THEN THAT.

Most Badass Character: ISABELLA, CANDACE, AND ANY VERSION OF THEM. FERB AND PERRY ARE ALSO SUPER DUPER HIGH UP THERE.

Most Epic Villain: PROBABLY 2ND DIMENSION DOOF????? IDK ITS NOT LIKE RODNEY COUNTS AS EPIC IN THE SLIGHTEST.

Pairing I am not a fan of: *POINTS AT PERRYSHMIRTZ AND FERBNESSA* LIKE WHY. I KNOW WHY AND I THINK IT'S STUPID AND THEM NOT THINKING THINGS OUT WITH CERTAIN BITS WHICH JUST MADE IT HORRIBLE FEELING BUT WHY???????????????

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY ONES I'D HERE, BUT I GUESS CARL??? LIKE. I LOVED THE WHOLE EVIL CARL THING FROM WHERE'S PERRY AND HOW THEY CARRIED THROUGH WITH THAT. BUT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BIT MORE CONSISTENT WITH HIM DEMANDING MORE RESPECT IG IS MY THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER.

Favorite Friendship: YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE?????????? THIS SHOW IS LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP?!?!!?!?!!?!! PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE CAST AND THEIR FRIENDSHIPS WITH ONE ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! THE WHOLE FREAKING CAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Character I most identify with: CANDACE. WE'RE LITERALLY ALMOST THE EXACT SAME IN SO MANY REGARDS SHE'S JUST A COOLER VERSION OF ME.

Character I wish I could be: ALSO CANDACE. LIKE TO A WHOLE "I WILL LITERALLY BECOME HER" POINT. I HAVE PERMISSION TO BLEACH AND DYE MY HAIR FOR HALLOWEEN AS HER AND EVERYTHING AND I WILL BE DOING IT!!!!!!!!!! LIKE. CONSIDERING A NAME CHANGE AND EVERYTHING.

AND YES, I KNOW IT'S A MIXTURE OF MY OWN IDENTITY PROBLEMS AND WANTING TO FEEL LIKE AN ACTUAL TEEN AND STUPIDLY INSTINCTUAL AND IM PROBABLY NOT GONNA ACTUALLY TRY TO BECOME HER IN REAL LIFE BUT I MIGHT

#Candy-Asks #PHINEAS AND FERB BELOVED

[partyinthemysterymachine]

Y,N & J for the fandom meme

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)

Outlast (pointed glance), uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god i can’t think of anything LOL oof :\ life hard

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)

this is about Silent Hill! (wowza)

interpretations!!! i love these idiots very much but i’m also interested in seeing others’ takes on them (esp in art - wanna see!!). since i created GOOMT Harry (and i guess James; he’s also Different bc his hair parts to the opposite side of canon lmfao, wow what an icon) i’ve been itching to see how others would give the characters a good flip. 

there are a few artists out there that have done that and thank god for them i love y’all so much

i’ve heard/read of interpretations and i really love them forreal tho i guess art puts it out there visually. makes me sound like a dick ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry for that

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Pls Relax lmfao people out there getting Heated over some (not so hot) takes that’ve been around for ages and just get drudged up every few months (or weeks). there are some interpretations of protags that are just straight up ignorant tbh, even tho the games are meant to be interpretive (okay we’re just talking about sh2 here) but honestly, your opinion is bad and i know you don’t feel bad, but jfc at least try to stop projecting for a minute

like listen one of the Big Arguments is Pyramid Head’s inclusion in everything not SH2, and it started with Homecoming since it was game directly after the Silent Hill movie where PH was just there for the cockroaches and skinsuit shaming. since then he’s just Everywhere and kinda loses his meaning and all that jazz, and ofc he’s in Dead By Daylight and yanno

it used to bother me a lot (and still bothers me when we get into certain strands of the topic) but at this point, sure, go ham. dude’s beefy and has a nice ass and he’s just gonna Punish everyone ;) 

and related to PH, Masahiro Ito (monster designer for SH 1 - 3 and is the creator of PH) talks a lot on his twitter about what he intended for these monsters in meaning and really getting into the nitty gritty and showing clearer models. this is years post-SH games (1999, 2001, 2003) that we’re now hearing this lore, but.. idk i like hearing it and i def nod along

however there is a good point in saying that he’s not the end-all word of god in the matter since, again - interpretive. i think in some matters he is the word of god and i stick to it and my guns (such as PH). doesn’t mean, also, that i go bonkers over it in discussion or whatnot. i’ve evolved as a person and that also means i’ve chilled out a lot over shit that would’ve gotten me right heated. maturity, man. what a drug.

(except sometimes those really fucking stupid ~hot takes~ about James, like seriously, i really do fuckin hate y’all, interpretive blah blah but you:

didn’t play the game

went into the game with expectations and ideas about what to expect/see already

re: didn’t play the game: engage in discussion and discourse over these hot takes that u rly have no business taking part in unless you’ve done some good research (i got some incredible lore/theory videos that i won’t shut up about so @ me if u want ‘em) bc c’mon man at least have a better idea of what you’re talking about that isn’t from someone else

believe James is a sex-crazy misogynist and i will be screaming

but yeah, it’s chill :3

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more fucking OCs let’s GO people just live your life and have fun goddamn

cringe culture is dead until you decide you’re gonna live the cringe but also do it for YOU and that’s so incredibly sexy and big brained

J - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr

Final Fantasy (which then lead to ffxiv via another friend >:\ wanker) when Jase started doin their thing about it and i still don’t know what’s going on but power to you!!!

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

... hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i mean i don’t care about Steven Universe or Hamilton at all but both seemed to have kinda died down, esp Hamilton, so i’m in the clear 90% of the time

shdohgiosdg i can’t think of anything AGAIN i guess i’m just chillin!!!!

#storyweaverofgondor #thanks ocean!! <3 <3 #you're so lovely

[dorkylittleweirdo]

Let's get this shit show started

Dear future self,

       When you read this, here's a list of things I expect from you.

1. Opal

I know what you mean by this, and yes I remember her, but no we didn’t adopt her. We fostered her for a while, but it didn’t work out. She found a great home tho. Also the shelter closed down, that was another thing

2. Still be cooking and baking

We still do that, don’t worry

3. Still want to be a veterinarian

Oh you sweet summer child, we want to be a firefighter paramedic now

4. Still at camp/camp counselor (I edited this one bc I don’t wanna say the name of my camp)

We never stopped going, the thought of going there is the only thing that’s gonna get you through these next few years. And we were a hella great assistant even though I know you didn’t think you were

5. Still want to go to a college in California

*looks at Wyoming* I mean,, we’re gonna go to college in cali but do we really want to???

6. Always be a tomboy

Lmao buddy you’re gay, not a tomboy. We grew out of that phase, but don’t worry, you’re still just like the boys you hung out with bc you also like girls

7. Never wear make-up

Don’t even worry about that, we still don’t know how to put that shit on

8. Never ever ever be a girly girl

We’re not, but I know we’re also not exactly what you pictured. We have contacts tho, so there’s that

9. Always be happy

LMAOOOO WE HAVE DEPRESSION AND WANNA DIE, THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN. Even when you wrote this, I know you were in denial that there was anything wrong, and your life is about to get So Much Worse

10. Have awesome friends

Uhhhhh we do now, but the friends you have now suck and you’re gonna meet even worse people. But don’t worry, you’ll find people

11. Learn to control yourself more

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah that’s,, that’s a work in progress. And that exact thought absolutely destroys our life, so maybe we should’ve thought that one through

12. Know right from wrong

Buddy we’re still flying blind on this one and idk what to tell you

13. Keep being CPR certified

We’re getting our recert right now, and we have a lifeguard certification

14. Live life to the fullest

We didn’t do this actually bc we were too busy wanting to die sophomore and junior year

15. Don't let anyone slow you down

Idk what this means but like we probably did lmaoo

16. Accept that people can be dicks and bitches

Yeah we do that but also we’re full of rage and spite lmaoo. We literally are running on pure spite at this point

17. Please have short hair

Nah man, you learn to like your hair long. We’re growing it out

18. Don't smoke ever!!!!

I don’t, out lungs are too fucken weak for that shit anyways lmaooo

19. Always live in this neighborhood

We do still live here, but we wanna move out

20. Have a boyfriend

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO WE’RE GAY. YOU’RE A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL. A LESBIAN. NO BOYFRIEND. But we don’t have a girlfriend either so that sucks

21. JUST BE YOU!!!!😘

Wish I had followed that advice, bc in the next few months you’re gonna decide that you hate yourself and that nobody will ever love you the way you are and you’re gonna do the stupidest shit bc of that and to change that. It makes everything worse, and now we’re still struggling to figure out who we really are. You got this though

From, freshman you

Sincerely, me

PS, we like musicals

#idk how to tag this #uh #personal #letter to myself #yeah that'll do

[chubbyooo]

Blurred Lines Chapter 14 - A Trail

hey hey more fic because writing mood took me and i must capitalise

Kavaraa learns of Kormels research and considers her options

Kavaraa opened the tea cupboard “what kind of tea do you want?”. The cupboard was full of about 50 jars with small labels on each arranged alphabetically.

“uh Chamomile if you have it” Kormel sat down at the table and began getting out notes and what looked like artifacts.  “If i have it” Kavaraa chuckled to herself as she reached into the Chamomile jar, there were only a few teabags left in the bottom of the jar; everyone picks Chamomile Kavaraa thought to herself wistfully, that or normal boring tea. Most the other jars were full or almost full except vanilla walnut, that was Kavaraas favourite, she picked out one of those for herself. She began boiling the water and turned to Kormel “so where are you from Kormel?” she said with a smile leaning on the counter

“wha- uh i thought you wanted to hear about my research” Kormel looked flustered to be asked about himself, Kavaraa recalled how Jedi felt about holding on to their time before the order, she didn’t exactly agree with them on the matter.

“well yeah but i also would like to know about you, you seem very conscious of the jedis need to learn and I like that” Kormel went red almost immediately 

“oh- uh well um thanks I-I am from Ta-Tatooine my uh da-dad worked at one of th-the cantinas and i helped around the house” Kavaraa had guessed a desert planet, the hair and dusty look were a big clue “ I well uh it wasn’t the best cantina and my uh dad got” he paused for a long time “sh-shot I th-think a deal went bad or something i dunno the details” oh no that’s awful Kavaraa moved round the table and put her hand on his shoulder

“i’m so sorry that happened to you i can’t imagine what that must’ve been like” Kavaraa was doing her best to sympathise but having never known her parents she was finding it difficult

“it’s um it’s uh ok it was a lo-long time ago after that I was on the street until a Jedi sensed my gifts, yo-you know the usual story” Kavaraa remembered when Master Yuon visited House Thul all those years ago, it had changed her entire world she was sure luckly she had taken Rheelis shift.

As she drifted off into nostalgia she heard the chirping of an Orobird meaning her kettle had finished boiling. This broke her out of her trance, she headed over to the kettle and poured out two cups of tea. She sat down opposite Kormel “so, tell me about this research” she sipped her tea letting the familiar taste of vanilla hit her tastebuds. 

“ok so after i finished with your teachings I looked for similar teachings and found word of some small amount of information in a holocron about a very old Jedi master who disappeared suddenly years and years ago” Kavaraa began furiously scribbling down notes as Kormel talked, she was completely entranced with what he was saying “they had a brief mention of the idea of not cutting yourself entirely from you emotions, i thought it wasn’t exactly the same but good enough” Kormel was speaking quite quickly which surprised Kavaraa given his previous tone, this made it difficult for her to keep up “so i looked into this Jedis history and biography he seemed fascinated with the idea of exploration of unknown planets and places, i was worried i was getting off track but i noticed there was a planet commonly referenced throughout his work” Kavaraas eyes flashed with realisation

“that was the planet we were on with the temple” this was so exciting a trail of maybe ancient knowledge or maybe a new planet discovery with new species, maybe new force techniques.

“exactly so i looked up the planet and found among many weequay folk tales one that spoke of a temple that would show the way to knowledge and enlightenment” ooooooo this was amazing this was exactly what Kavaraa was trying to find, knowledge and enlightenment

“so you think the jedi left this path for others to find?” Kavaraa was trying to contain the excitement in her voice and act like a responsible jedi, it was hard.

“i’m not sure if they wanted it to be found easily they covered their tracks pretty well but whenI was in the temple i found this trapped inside the vault” he gestured to a weird puzzle box he had gotten out earlier. Kormel suddenly retreated back slumping and avoiding eye contact “thats uh wh-where I used th-the dark side to uh get it out” aw Kormel, Kavaraa felt so bad for him she had definitely been in that sort of difficult situation before, the call of the dark side is hard to resist.

She put her hand on his shoulder “hey don’t worry about it puzzles can be real frustrating sometimes” he looked down further

“I-I just I thought i nearly had it I was so close and then it all reset on me ugh” he looked up as he finished “sorry I shouldn’t get so frustrated” Kormel didn’t seem like the most confident person Kavaraa helped he could help him stop doubting himself

“hey it’s ok to be a little mad remember what i said” he looked up with a weak smile

“yeah i guess” he sipped his tea quietly for a second

“hey so what’s the puzzle box do” Kavaraa was itching to know 

“i don’t know i couldn’t open it and you interrupted me while i was still trying” he held it curiously “you’re like a super strong jedi maybe you can open it” Kavaraa went a little bit turquoise

“i’m uh not super strong but i’ll try” Kavaraa took the puzzle box and placed it in front of her, she closed her eyes and focused solely on the wooden puzzle box sitting in front of her. She let her excitement and guilt leave her mind only focussing on the grooves of the puzzle boxes mechanism, once she had a clear understanding of the boxes intricacies she began to move the pieces and then suddenly she heard a click. She opened her eyes quickly “what happened is it open” she said looking around, Kormel was looking at her wide eyed did she do something weird?

“y-y-yo-you opened it in like two seconds” what that’s crazy she thought but then she glanced at her tea, steam was still rising from the top wow she really did do it in two seconds, not too shabby. 

“wow uh cool lets see whats inside” she said with a smile trying to hide her surprise, gotta look like a professional together Jedi. She looked to see what was inside and saw a small hologram device and as she picked it up it shot to life illuminting the room with a starmap of wildspace and futher. Kavaraa let out an excited squeal “it’s a map, it’s a map, it’s a map!!!” Kormel seemed equally as excited his hands and arms were shaking in an erratic fashion.

“look, look , LOOK there that planet is illuminated” Kormel was pointing to a planet on the edge of the map at the edge of what looked like the unknown regions

“i’ll check to see it’s info online” Kavaraa quickly brought up a holopad and compared the starmap to the galactic map “Iiiiiiiii don’t see this on this map” as far as she could tell there was no record of this planet on file, even better a secret planet this trail was so fascinating. “we gotta go there right now”

“right now I-I thought you were sending me back to the temple?” Kormel said surprised

“what no i need you here you have all the knowledge also i need to help you train” Kavaraa said this without really thinking

“wait d-d-d-do-does that mean you are accepting me as a padawan?” Kormel looked like he was about to explode with glee, Kavaraa was only just comprehending what she said and realised she had to give him an answer, she didn’t want to upset him or look like she just blurted something out

“uhhhhhh yeah sure you can be my new padawan but there’s no time to lose we have to go there now” Kavaraa was practically jumping with excitement

“go where now” a voice said from behind them, Kavaraa stumbled around to see Theron standing in the doorway with a tired look on his face

“uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” this was going to be difficult to explain...

#swtor #my swtor #oc #ocs #Jedi Consular #kavaraa #kormel #Theron Shan #my fiction #fanfiction #fiction #fanfic #Fic #OC Fiction #swtor fiction #swtor fic #oc fic #oc fanfic #my fanfiction #swtor fanfiction #oc fanfiction #swtor fanfic #blurred lines

[your-kpopmama]

Uninvited- Jikook ABO- 14/??

AN: so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yep

Jungkook raced out of the building and into the car park. Driving like a bat out of hell he made it to Jimin’s apartment in less than ten minutes, breaking about a dozen traffic laws on the way. How sick was Jimin?

Thoughts were racing through his head so fast he didn’t even realize what was going on until it was too late. He was outside Jimin’s apartment door when he first noticed the scent. Vanilla and raspberries so strong it almost made him choke, but there was something else mixed in. Something more primal.

Something Jungkook’s inner Alpha was begging to get to.

“Fuck.” He groaned as he pulled his phone from his pocket, clumsily dialing Jimin’s number.

“H-hello?” Jimin moaned.

He MOANED.

Jungkook closed his eyes and willed whatever God was listening to give him strength.

“Jimin? It’s Jungkook. I’m outside your apartment but..I don’t think it’s safe for me to come in.” He explained.

Jimin whimpered on the other side of the phone, “I need to go to the doctor though. Listen Ill come out okay? Don’t, Dont w-worry.”

“No! No. Please for the love of god stay inside. You’re in heat, Jimin. How do you not know this?” Jungkook groaned as he leaned his head against the cool metal of the door.

“S’too early. Something is wrong.” Jimin whined weakly. “I need you.”

Jungkook slammed his head into the door in frustration, “Please don’t say things like that Jimin. I am struggling outside your door already.”

Jimin was silent save for the rustling sounds on his end. Jungkook waited silently until he heard the locks being undone on the other side of the door.

Jungkook jumped back when Jimin struggled to open his front door. His body coated in a sheen of sweat that Jungkook watched bead up and roll down the Omega’s neck before pooling into the collar of his drenched tshirt.

“J-jimin?” Jungkook breathed.

“Jungkook.” His name rolled off Jimin’s tongue so soft, so sensually, Jungkook almost passed out from how good it felt hearing it. “Please. Come in.”

“Jimin, I don’t think that’s a good idea..”

But here he was, being yanked into the older Omega’s apartment by the wrist and dragged through the door, only to be slammed into the wall beside the door. Jimin stared at him hungrily, eyes a vibrant gold as his eyes traveled over Jungkook’s face.

“J-jimin. Listen, we can’t do this. Y-you’re not yourself. It’s the heat talking.” Jungkook tried to pry Jimin’s hands from his waist to push him back from his body.

“Don’t you want me, Alpha?” Jimin half whined, half moaned into Jungkook’s neck.

Fuck.

Jungkook was fucked.

“Jimin, please. I’m begging you.” Jungkook felt himself grow hard in his slacks, his body betraying him.

“A begging Alpha?” Jimin licked a trail up Jungkook’s neck to his ear to whisper, “I’d much rather be the one begging.”

Red began to pour into Jungkook’s eyes as Jimin nipped at the soft spot behind his ear. A low growl rumbled from Jungkook’s chest, earning a slight shiver from the Omega.

“I’ve been so good, Alpha.” Jimin whispered hotly in Jungkook’s ear. “Won’t you reward me?”

Jungkook felt his Alpha take over as he roughly grabbed Jimin by the hips and hoisted him up until Jimin’s legs were wrapped securely around Jungkook’s waist. Jimin pointed down the hallway, “bedroom.” Was all he said and Jungkook didn’t need another invitation.

They stumbled down the hallway as the Omega’s lips were busy sucking and biting on the Alpha’s neck pulling low growls from Jungkook.

When they crossed the threshold of the bedroom, Jungkook laid Jimin on his bed before making use of his mouth and kissing the breath out of Jimin.

Jungkook never imagined that this is how their day would go, or that he would be kissing Jimin any time so soon. He had been prepared to wait and work his way into Jimin’s life a little more. Not that he was complaining, but he was ready to work for it.

“T-touch me.” Jimin moaned, grinding his hips and erection up into Jungkook’s body. “Please, Alpha.” His golden eyes locked onto Jungkook’s red ones and Jungkook didn’t wait another second.

He hastily unbuttoned Jimin’s jeans and yanked them off along with his underwear, letting Jimin’s cock fall freely against his stomach. Jungkook couldn’t help but stare as Jimin’s small hand wrapped around his own member and began stroking a slow and teasing rhythm as his golden eyes tracked Jungkook’s every move. “Touch me.” Jimin demanded.

Jungkook broke out of his trance and reached forward slowly before replacing Jimin’s hand with his own, giving it a few slow strokes before daring to look at Jimin.

Jimin smiled teasingly at Jungkook before spreading his legs and letting his hand travel down teasingly, coating his fingers in the slick between his cheeks. Something Jungkook suddenly noticed, and was suddenly fascinated with.

One thing for sure was that Jeon Jungkook had never seen an Omega in heat let alone been with an Omega in heat. Everything was new to him and it turned him on more than he cared to admit.

While one hand continued to stroke Jimin at an agonizingly slow pace, his other hand came to wipe some of the slick from Jimin’s ass, causing Jimin to jerk with a moan, head thrown back with his eyes closed.

“You like that?” Jungkook asked softly.

The Omega whined and nodded his head, “Y-yes. Please do it again.”

Jungkook didn’t need asked twice. He pressed his finger against Jimin’s cheek and swiped up to collect the slick once again before placing his fingers in his mouth. His tongue swirling around his digits as he watched Jimin’s eyes widen and his breathing pick up.

“More.” Jimin moaned, begging to be touched.

Jungkook placed his finger back into the slick that seemed to be pouring out of Jimin the more he touched the whimpering Omega. Finger sliding too much, Jungkook’s finger swiped over the rim, sending the Omega into loud moans of pleasure, “Yes, Alpha. There. Touch me there.” He pleaded, almost crying.

A devilish grin spread across Jungkook’s face as he leaned his face down close to Jimin’s ass and began to hungrily lick up the slick that was making a mess all over the Omega. Quickening the pace of his hand that held Jimin’s cock, Jungkook licked over the tight pink muscle.

Jimin bucked his hips upward at the contact throwing the rhythm of the Alpha’s hand, but he didn’t seem to mind as he continued to fuck himself into Jungkook’s hand.

Something in Jungkook snapped at the sight before him. Jimin laying spread out so perfect for him begging him for more was something his Alpha fed off of. Completely giving in to his instincts he leaned away from Jimin and licked the remaining slick from his lips before he stood up to remove his clothes hastily. The Omega crying at the loss of contact and scrambling to touch the Alpha anyway that he could. Jungkook eased Jimin back against the bed as the Omega spread himself open again before he even needed asked.

Leaning down to kiss Jimin hungrily, Jungkook lined his cock against the Omega’s rim ready to push in when the bedroom door flung open.

“Oh my god!” Someone yelled.

Jungkook froze and looked back in horror when he saw Taehyung standing there with his hands over his eyes and nose plugs over his nose before turning and running out.

Jungkook turned back to Jimin who didn’t seem to care as his hands were grabbing at Jungkook’s now half soft cock, trying to get it back up.

“Jimin, wait. Fuck. Wait just a second.” Jungkook jumped up and grabbed his pants from the floor and pulled them on before he chased Taehyung out of the room while Jimin whimpered and begged Jungkook to come back.

“Taehyung, wait!” Jungkook shouted running after the other Alpha.

Taehyung stopped and turned around, his eyes blazing with anger, “What the fuck?” Was his first question.

Jungkook looked ashamed before licking his lips nervously, tasting the slick that remained around his mouth, “Please do not get the wrong idea. I didn’t leave work to come fuck Jimin. I t-thought he was sick and o-one thing lead to another a-and..”

Taehyung cut him off by holding a hand up in the air and fixing an accusatory glare on the young Alpha, “so you were about to fuck him? In this state?”

“Uh...yeah?” Jungkook answered quietly. “Isn’t that normal?”

The older Alpha scoffed and shook his head, “Unless you got explicit permission from him before his heat, you do not. Omegas aren’t themselves in heat. There’s moments of clarity but it’s mostly lust driven and they don’t know what they’re saying or asking. You can’t just touch him, Jungkook. Unless there’s something more to your friendship?”

Hanging his head, Jungkook meekly said no. Thinking over what Taehyung said he suddenly realized at the implications he was trying to make. Jungkook just wasn’t that guy. “What do I do? I can’t leave him.” He whispered.

Taehyung stuck his tongue in his cheek as he watched Jungkook shift nervously on his feet, looking for any ill intent to his Omega friend.

“Stay with Jimin until Hoseok gets home. He said he would be home in two days. All you can really do is hold him and scent him to make it not so bad.” Taehyung instructed, “if it gets too bad I’m sure he’s got some toys in his room somewhere. Just help him out with those. Make sure he eats and drinks something even if it’s just tiny amounts.”

Jungkook nodded, “Okay. Okay hyung. I promise I will take care of him. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to overstep. I-i don’t know how any of this works.”

Taehyung regarded Jungkook silently before patting him on the head and sighing, “Please Dont make me regret leaving you here. Not only would Yoongi kill me, but Hoseok would skin us both alive and I personally enjoy my skin where it’s at.”

“Don’t worry. I’ll take care of him.” Jungkook assured.

Without another work Taehyung left, and this time Jungkook locked the door before turning to return to Jimin.

When he turned around though, Jimin was standing in the doorway still naked with a pitiful look on his face. “Alpha..” he whined before stumbling towards Jungkook.

Catching him before he fell, Jungkook scooped Jimin up into his arms and held him close as he carried him back to the bedroom and onto the bed, climbing in beside him and covering the two up.

“Touch me, Jungkook.” Jimin whispered.

“J-jimin I cant. I’m sorry.” His voice strained.

A soft whine escaped Jimin’s lips while his hands mapped out every nook and cranny of Jungkook’s body. “Please. It hurts so bad. Just touch me.”

Jungkook sighed and lifted his wrist to Jimin’s neck and rubbed it gently, watching in amazement as the Omega seemed to relax in his arms.

“Just go to sleep for now, Jimin.” Jungkook whispered.

It wasn’t long until the two were asleep.

#kim taehyung #park jimin #kim namjoon #jung hoseok #kim seokjin #yoongi #min yoongi #jeon jungkook #jimin #jin #taehyung #jungkook #hoseok #namjoon #bts au #bts abo #jikook texts #abo jikook #jikook social media #jikook au #jikook fanfic #jikook fic #jikook abo #jikook #omega jimin #alpha jungkook

[kittywolves]

1-200 if you want lmao If not then just your favourites

200: My crush’s name is: don’t have one tbh, not romantically anyway

199: I was born in: west virginia, 2000

198: I am really: dumb

197: My cellphone company is: idk man

196: My eye color is: blue w/yellow bursts but they just appear green if you’re not super close

195: My shoe size is: 7+1/2-8

194: My ring size is: 7+1/2-8

193: My height is: 5′5″

192: I am allergic to: sesame :T

191: My 1st car was: N/A

190: My 1st job was: N/A

189: Last book you read: uh, Percy Jackson? i think

188: My bed is: warm, cozy, full of plushies & cat fur

187: My pet: CALCIFER!!! 

186: My best friend: uh,, i don’t have one?

185: My favorite shampoo is: idk fruity scents that aren’t watermelon

184: Xbox or ps3: PS3

183: Piggy banks are: cute or terrifying, no in-between

182: In my pockets: my phone

181: On my calendar: birthdays

180: Marriage is: cute 

179: Spongebob can: CAN SPONGEBOB FINALLY END PLEASE

178: My mom: can go die 

177: The last three songs I bought were? uhh, i haven’t bought any songs,,

176: Last YouTube video watched: DrawingWiffWaffles newest video

175: How many cousins do you have? 1

174: Do you have any siblings? yes, 2 alive 1 dead

173: Are your parents divorced? no,,

172: Are you taller than your mom? around the same height

171: Do you play an instrument? no, but i wish i could play the harp tbh

170: What did you do yesterday? uh, i went shopping with my mother and then watched Futurama 

[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: ? i dunno anymore

168: Luck: i guess so, yea

167: Fate: yea

166: Yourself: no

165: Aliens: YES

164: Heaven: yea

163: Hell: yea

162: God: ? yea?

161: Horoscopes: not really

160: Soul mates: YESSSSS

159: Ghosts: yep!!

158: Gay Marriage: %100

157: War: no >:(

156: Orbs: what

155: Magic: yep!!

[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs pls

153: Drunk or High: never been either, both sound fun

152: Phone or Online: usually use my phone tbh

151: Red heads or Black haired: all are adorable!!

150: Blondes or Brunettes:  a d o r a b l e ! !

149: Hot or cold: uhm, comfortable warm,,

148: Summer or winter: SUMMER

147: Autumn or Spring: HALLOWEEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

146: Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE 

145: Night or Day: NIGHTTIME

144: Oranges or Apples: apples 

143: Curly or Straight hair: both are great!! i have slightly wavy hair uwu

142: McDonalds or Burger King: neither >:(

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: MILK PLS

140: Mac or PC: um, idc

139: Flip flops or high heels:  F L I P F L O P S

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: SWEET AND POOR PLS GIVE ME A KIND BAB TO LOVE @ UNIVERSE

137: Coke or Pepsi: coke !!

136: Hillary or Obama: obama!!

135: Buried or cremated: cremated so i can’t come back :’)

134: Singing or Dancing: i can’t do either :(

133: Coach or Chanel: ugh, coach ig

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who or who

131: Small town or Big city: i live in a city, but a town sounds nice tbh

130: Wal-Mart or Target: TARGET

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: what

128: Manicure or Pedicure: PEDICURE PEDICURE PEDICURE

127: East Coast or West Coast: i live on the west, so west

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: MY BIRTHDAY BC I GET TO PICK THE THEME !!!

125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers die and give off the aesthetic but chocolates are delicious so both

124: Disney or Six Flags: i love disneyland it’s just SO EXPENSIVE and six flags is gr8 for the thrills, plus i currently have a pass so

123: Yankees or Red Sox: who? which sport is this[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: blehhhh no

121: George Bush: idk american presidents lmao

120: Gay Marriage: YES YES YES YES YES YES

119: The presidential election: ew

118: Abortion: i’ll allow it lmao, i don’t think it’s great, but ik people will still get it whether it’s legal or not so might as well legalize it. also some cases actually need it so like,, yea!! let it happen!! pro-choice!!

117: MySpace: never used it lmao

116: Reality TV: ew ew ew ew EXCEPT FOR COOKING SHOWS

115: Parents: mine or just in general? bc eh

114: Back stabbers: M U R D E R  T H E M 113: Ebay: lmao shipping expenses 

112: Facebook: haven’t used it in years, do use messenger tho

111: Work: i like wedding coordinating with my aunt!! that’s about all the work i’ve done, oh and i’ve babysat

110: My Neighbors: don’t know em, they probably think we’re crazy tho, always yelling

109: Gas Prices: too!! high!!

108: Designer Clothes: eh, clothes are clothes, and some clothes are ugly (a lot of times it’s designer clothes blehh)

107: College: i mean i guess

106: Sports: go team! hit the ball! score the points! woo

105: My family: dysfunctional,,

104: The future: nooooooooooooooooooo

[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: uhhhhh....

102: Last time you ate: uhm, around 4?? maybe?? it’s 7 now

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: uh?? i never see anyone OH i guess on wednesday last week,,

100: Cried in front of someone: ???? idk??? i cry while everyone’s asleep usually

99: Went to a movie theater: last week !! um, thursday?

98: Took a vacation: uhh, february, early march? i went to ohio

97: Swam in a pool: uh, last monday 

96: Changed a diaper: um, not this year lmao, maybe last year tho idk

95: Got my nails done: ???? i dunno

94: Went to a wedding: last november?? or wait no,, uhm i dunno sometime recently lmao

93: Broke a bone: never! did drop one in water tho :/

92: Got a piercing: december!

91: Broke the law: ?? i don’t wear seatbelts when i sit in the back seat lmao

90: Texted: around two hours ago[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: um,, my friends

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: MY KITTY BABY

87: The last movie I saw: missing link! the stop motion- i’m a wh*re for animation lmao

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: changing my name, moving out, getting married & having a stable life :’)

85: The thing im not looking forward to: being stuck here forever and eventually kmsing due to stress and depression :’)

84: People call me: Kitty!! Kiki!! (birth name) karebear!! 

83: The most difficult thing to do is: exist within the same room as my mother without bursting into tears or storming off 

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope

81: My zodiac sign is: Virgo! Viriborn for all you homestucks! and dragon in the animal one!

80: The first person i talked to today was: my dad :’) and then i messaged @deanilise even tho she was asleep 

79: First time you had a crush: uh, as far back as i can remember i had a “crush” on Daphne Blake :D but i was like a small child and didn’t know what love was so anytime i saw anyone who i thought was cool or pretty or i wanted to befriend i had a supposed “crush” on them :/

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: i try to be pretty open, but sometimes i just wanna close off 

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yikes idk

76: Right now I am talking to: like talking to or talking to? for the first, just some group chats for the second, no one

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: i wanna be an artist! i would love to be a youtube artist, but i fear i’m not creative enough for such things.. i would also like to be able to tell my stories!

74: I have/will get a job: i dunno,,

73: Tomorrow: church

72: Today: overslept, did some chores, been online

71: Next Summer: hopefully i can go back to colorado to visit my brother !

70: Next Weekend: ugh, church activities & then actual church, as well as other easter festivities

69: I have these pets: baby kitty, and some dogs.... 

68: The worst sound in the world: FORK SCRAPING ON BOWL, ERASER SCRAPING ON PAPER, DOG’S SNORING, MY MOTHER’S VOICE WHEN I’M HAVING SENSORY OVERLOAD

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: my mother, she’s like the only person that makes me cry unless someone says they’re attempting and i can’t get through to them

66: People that make you happy: @onedirtysock @aliaitee @deku-is-tired @deanilise @awkward-scarfy-boi @fourth-best-jeanist @bnhaworld @bnhya @helloiliketits @trashyfxndoms

65: Last time I cried: last night oops

64: My friends are: (see 66) they’re all very nice & supportive which is amazing & i love them all dearly

63: My computer is: a MacBook air with a galaxy cover

62: My School: not in one but the one i’m gonna go to in the fall is just a community college

61: My Car: N/A

60: I lose all respect for people who: hate on anyone, racists, homophobes, transphobes, pedos, terfs, ableists, etc

59: The movie I cried at was: uh, i dunno, but i was crying abt futurama the other night

58: Your hair color is: orange-y with dark brown roots, supposed to be dyeing it soon :)

57: TV shows you watch: BNHA, HIMYM, Bob’s Burgers, TUA w/ @deanilise Futurama, The Simpsons, Fairytail, Runaway’s, Adventure Time, SVTFOE, etc

56: Favorite web site: Tumblr!

55: Your dream vacation: Ireland,, ofc i always dreamed of going to paris when i was younger, and Britain sounds cool too, & i’ve heard belgium is pretty && japan sounds fun && new york city sounds super cool as well so idk any of those places ig

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: uh, probably when i broke my arm, although i can’t remember it, i did used to get growing pains in my legs when i was younger & could hardly sleep so there’s that option as well

53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium or medium-well

52: My room is: messy, but it’s home & also warm

51: My favorite celebrity is: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno

50: Where would you like to be: idk, in my bed ig

49: Do you want children: yea! i wanna adopt!

48: Ever been in love: uh, i thought i was, but it was just an intense crush on this girl lmao

47: Who’s your best friend: already answered this lmao

46: More guy friends or girl friends: girls,,

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: laughing, music, & seeing my friends

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: any of y’all would be great tbh

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: survive 

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: lmao no, 

41: Have you pre-named your children: uh, i have names picked out that i like, but idk depends how young my kid is when i adopt them, and even then idk if i could bring myself to change their name uwu

40: Last person I got mad at: my mother,,

39: I would like to move to: IRELAND OR SOMETHING I DUNNO I WANT OUT OF THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY

38: I wish I was a professional: artist!! youtube maybe!![ My Favorites ]37: Candy: hmm, i like smarties, m&ms, gummy bears, & sweetarts

36: Vehicle: uhh, vw beetles? WAIT NO JEEP WRANGLERS I THINK

35: President: uh idk

34: State visited: the one i live in lmao, California :)

33: Cellphone provider: idk a lot about them

32: Athlete: N/A

31: Actor: eeeeeeee

30: Actress: eeeeeeee

29: Singer: Case! Patrick Stump!

28: Band: FALL OUT BOYYYYYYYYYYY

27: Clothing store: Hottopic

26: Grocery store: N/A

25: TV show: Arrow! Adventure Time! (ripip) i haven’t seen Arrow in a long time tho so idk if it’s still any good...

24: Movie: Heathers!!

23: Website: Tumblr,,

22: Animal: CATS

21: Theme park: DisneyLand! it’s just sooooooooo expensive ;-;

20: Holiday: HALLOWEEN

19: Sport to watch: Soccer!!

18: Sport to play: none

17: Magazine: i don’t read them

16: Book: The Hunger Games 

15: Day of the week: probably friday or saturday

14: Beach: uh, maybe seal? or hermosa?

13: Concert attended: i’ve been to exactly one (1) and i didn’t enjoy it bc it was for Ariana Grande

12: Thing to cook: well you don’t cook them but, COOKIES!!

11: Food: Ice Cream!! Burgers!! Mashed Potatoes !!

10: Restaurant: In-N-Out probably

9: Radio station: 98.7 alt radio 

8: Yankee candle scent: uh i dunno

7: Perfume: Vanilla Bean Noelle from bbw

6: Flower: daffodils 

5: Color: pink! purple! green!

4: Talk show host: no

3: Comedian: Bo Burnham or John Mulaney

2: Dog breed: Retrievers !

1: Did you answer all these truthfully? yes!

here’s my baby for reference & for putting up with all that

#kitty answers #200 asks #deku-is-tired #calcifer

[thatmademadej]

Um okay, here’s a prompt!!: the boys sneak out of work early to go around and do some stuff, romantic pining (:D) and maybe a confession or two is made.

Hi nonny! Sorry this took a lil while but I am in Dundee and I was very drunk last night soooo

(forgive me mistakes in geography, if any, i do not knowabout the states. Theme for this one is Barcelona, by Ed Sheeran (a tune and ahalf.))

It was summer in the City of Angels, and Shane was dreamingof the beach. 

There were very few things he missed about Illinois, buteven in the air-conditioned office his shirt was sticking to his back, and hefound himself longing for the cooling blast of a chill wind. His co-workerswere lounging around in various states of lethargy - Steven had his faceplastered against a window, searching for any cold coming in from the outside,Jen had one of those mini fans close enough to her face to be concerning, andRyan was slumped back in his chair with his shirt rucked up around his midriff,appropriate work attire be damned. Any excuse to be shirtless. 

But yeah, the beach. Shane was dreaming of the beach, andnot Ryan shirtless, yikes. The beach, and the sea, the lovely, cold sea…andice cream. Holy shit, Shane would genuinely have killed a manif it meant getting ice cream at that point. 

Also, flipflops. Flipflops were optimal footwear. The slap,it was good. His head was starting to feel fuzzy-

“You okay, big guy?” Ryan lifted his head and squinted athim, forehead glistening in a way that very much appealed to Shane.

“What? Yeah, no, yeah, I’m just…dying…” Shane mumbled,unsticking his bare calves from the edge of his seat. He’d worn shorts, a rareoccurrence, but it wasn’t enough.

“Hey, do you wanna get out of here?” Ryan said, lowering hisvoice and leaning closer. “We could escape this hellhole.”

“You mean…ditch?” Shane said, tilting his head in confusion.

“Yeah, ditch. I’ll tell them you’re not well; you alreadylook like you’re suffering.”

“Could we get icecream?” Shane asked.

“We could do anything.” Ryan assured him, jumping to hisfeet and hauling Shane up with him. The feeling of Ryan’s hand around his wokehim up.

They managed to convince the higher-ups that Shane wassuffering heatstroke – he swayed pretty convincingly – and it was mild enoughthat he desperately needed Ryan to make sure he got home alright, but not sobad that he needed hospital. Then they were out onto the street, Ryan punchingthe air in victory and laughing uproariously, the burning sun highlighting thebronze undertones in his skin.

“We should go to the beach,” Shane said, feeling thatimplacable teenage feeling that this day was one that would stamp itself ontohis brain indelibly; a feeling of being too big for his skin, for this life.

“Hell yeah,” Ryan said. “Right, we can swing by mine and getsupplies. God, that means we’ll have to get in a car. That’s going to be hell.”

It wasn’t too bad, not with Ryan. Nothing ever was.

The beach was teeming with people. Shane felt a sinkingfeeling in his gut, before Ryan whooped and ran straight for the edge of thewater, ditching his bag somewhere along the way and kicking his shoes off.Shane stared, then ran after him, almost tripping over his long legs, followinghim into the water with a yell.

“Fucking - amazing!” Ryan cried, reaching down and splashinghis face with the salt water. Shane laughed, apprehension at the crowdforgotten. Ryan had never cared about having an audience, and it made Shane feelless…awkward.

“Heads up, big guy.” Ryan splashed him full in the face. Hespluttered, snapped out of his reverie, and lunged for him.

“You’re in for it, Bergara.” Ryan cackled and danced out ofreach, splashing Shane again. Shane splashed him back, feinting before divingafter him and tackling Ryan straight into the water.

“Oh my god you dick! I’m soaked!” Ryan yelled, his peals oflaughter belying the harshness of his words. Shane laughed too, before realisinghe was basically lying on top of him and scrambling to the side, lying on hisback next to Ryan in the shallows.

“I’m cold.” Shane muttered dreamily, feeling the water lapat the backs of his ears. “So cold.”

“Watch out,” Ryan said, sitting up, and a wave crashed overShane. “Oh, it’s Cthulu, come from the depths to ravage mankind.”

“Ravage?” Shane said, wiping salt water out of his eyes toreveal Ryan with his wet shirt plastered to his back. Jesus.

“I dunno, dude, you’re an eldritch horror. Just laugh.” And Shanelaughed, obediently.

They changed out of their wet clothes, Ryan stripping offhis wet shirt and lying back in just his trunks. Shane sighed. This was goingto be a trying day.

“I’m gonna need about a litre of sunscreen,” He muttered,slapping the stuff on his arms and down his legs.

“The curse of the white guy,” Ryan said, shoving hissunglasses on – aviators, because he really though he was that cool. “Here, letme get your back.”

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,” Shane stuttered. If Ryan touched him,bare skin to bare skin, he would probably implode. “That’s cool I got it.”

“Are you no-homoing me, dude? Can’t a bro just want to stopa bro getting burnt?” Ryan grinned, just a hint of mocking and maybe somethingelse.

“Whatever,” Shane threw him the bottle, and Ryan slapped thestuff on his weird, long back unceremoniously. Shane managed not to whimper ordo anything else equally embarrassing at the feeling of Ryan’s hands againsthis bare skin. “Thanks.”

“Just bros being bros,” Ryan winked, and Shane’s brainshort-circuited. Was this flirting? Was this what flirting looked like?

Surely not. Ryan was just his…bro. Ugh, that word made himwant to vomit. Just bros being bros.

“You okay?” Ryan was staring at him. “You look like you’regonna be sick.”

“I’m good, I’m fine.” Shane muttered, and flopped down onhis towel, closing his eyes against the glare and examining the way his eyelidsturned all pink and veiny.

Fine, maybe his feelings for his best friend weren’tstrictly…friendly. It wasn’t that big a deal. He couldn’t tell him, so he justhad to keep the feelings inside until one of them died. No big deal.

The two dozed in the sun, Shane periodically getting up toreapply sunscreen. Eventually, as work days ended and schools let out, thebeach started to grow impossibly more packed. The sun dried them off, leaving acrust of salt in Shane’s hair and on his skin. Ryan rolled over to face him,sunglasses slipping down his face to reveal dark eyes.

“Didn’t you say something about ice cream?”

“Oh shit, yeah,” Shane said, struggling to his feet andthrowing his shirt back on. His skin felt rough and new, and he realised that hehadn’t quite been zealous enough with the sunscreen.

They walked along the boardwalk, icecreams in hand. Shanekept getting distracted by Ryan licking at his, and not noticing when his ownstarted to dribble down his wrist (pullyourself together, Madej.) They came to a little café piping salsa onto thestreet, and Ryan grabbed him by the elbow.

“Do you know how to dance?” He asked, forgetting the icecream.

“Ryan,” Shane gestured to his weird, long body, and flaileda little to emphasise the point.

“Come on, it’s easy,” Ryan scoffed, putting a hand on Shane’sshoulder and stepping back and forth, rolling his hips in a way that made Shane’smouth go dry.

“Isn’t that a little…stereotypical of you? Latino guyknowing how to dance?” Shane teased, and Ryan poked him in the shoulder.

“Fuck you, salsa is great fun. I used to do it with Helen.”

At the mention of Ryan’s ex, Shane realised how close theywere standing, and leapt back like he’d been burned.

“What’s your deal today, dude?” Ryan complained. “You’vebeen acting weird. Have you got heatstroke for real?”

“I’m fine,” Shane muttered. “Let’s head back to the beach.”

The sun was finally starting to dip in the sky, castingshadows across Shane’s face and picking out the flecks of brown in Ryan’s darkeyes. He was suddenly, inexplicably angry with himself for feeling this way,for not having the courage to just fucking tell him.

“Come on, dude, what’s wrong?” Ryan hurried after him,catching him by the wrist.

“It’s nothing,” Shane practically choked on the words, and Ryan’sbrow furrowed.

“Was it the dancing? I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable,dude, I’ll keep my hands to myself-”

“No! No, don’t do that,” Shane said, too quickly, and thencursed himself. Ryan finally caught up, swinging around to block Shane’s pathon the edge of the sand.

“What the fuck, Shane?” He had to tilt his head backwards tolook him right in the eye, and it was too much for Shane.

“I’m like, stupidly into you,” He blurted, and then coveredhis face with his hands.

“Thank fuck,” He heard Ryan say, and when he dropped hishands to ask him what the hell Ryan reached up and kissed him, fingersthreading into salty hair. Shane groaned and kissed him back immediately, handsdropping to his waist and pulling him closer. He heard people muttering, a fewwolf-whistles, but he didn’t give a fuck.

Ryan’s hand slid out of his hair and down the back of hisneck, and Shane flinched away.

“What?” Ryan asked, breathlessly. “What’s wrong?”

“It’s fine, it’s fine,” Shane mumbled, pressing his foreheadagainst Ryan’s. “I got burnt, I didn’t put enough sunscreen on.”

Ryan started to giggle, and Shane giggled too, the sundancing over where Ryan’s hands rested on his shoulders. Bronzed hands ruckedhis shirt up, hot against his stomach, and a white smile that warmed him morethan any ball of gas in the sky could. His back pressed into the sand as Ryanleaned over him, trailing kisses down his neck and grinning against hiscollarbone when he gasped.

It was summer in the City of Angels, and Shane was dreamingof the beach.

—-

Thanks for reading! Send me the fic you wish I would write, and maybe I’ll write it ;)

#shyan #skeptic believer #prompts #buzzfeed unsolved

[ourlittlebitofnothinguniverse]

All for the video game ask. (do I need to mention only if u r comfy w/ it at this point). Love you!!

alright u done done it now bitchhhhhhhh are u READY 4 THIS SHIT (dshfa;lkj thamk i am so pumped ur my biggest enabler) i already answered a couple of these for anon but i’ll go ahead and answer them here as well

1. First game you played obsessively?hmmmm i wanna say the legend of spyro the eternal night? i played it so much i could beat the whole game in four hours. i’ve heard lots of ppl actually hated the legend of spyro trilogy but honestly they can suck my ass i loved them

2. A game that has influenced you creatively? Writing, drawing, etc.uh besides my answer for anon of skyrim not many games have actually just straight up influenced my art style but i’ve been playing this game called Fe (not fire emblem just Fe) and i really want to draw fanart for it bc it’s super cute if that Counts as influence?

3. Who did you play with as a kid?if this is meant in terms of co-op games nobody bc we didn’t have anyif just in general, my sister for the most part. i’d watch her play things like resident evil and she’d help me with the hard parts in medievil and crash bandicoot warped (read: racing levels)

4. Who do you play with now?myself lmao i don’t rly like co-op and multiplayer games and i prefer to play most games by myself

5. Ever use cheat codes?like i told anon, no bc i don’t know how they work and i’d probably only use them for the sims anyways

6. Ever buy strategy guides?not really? once we bought the collectors edition for diablo II when i was little and it included the strategy guide which i stayed up all night to read (bc i had run out of other reading materials in the house) but like i don’t really use them idk

7. Any games you have multiple copies of?the sims three and i know you know the reason why but in case anybody else wants to know: i didn’t know they had actually completely changed the game since i had played it last probably a decade ago so i bought it @ walmart this year and then i got mad bc it apparently SUCKS ASS now so in search of a copy of the original version i bought a second one from amazon bc the Image being used WAS of the original case but it really was the new version so now i have two SHITTY SHITTY VERSIONS of a game i used to love that i will never play bc it’s shit except maybe i will bc apparently it has real life music in it just replaced with sims language which is amazing and this response is far too long for the question but i asked u if u were ready so u signed up 4 thisi also have an xbox version of it tht i got for like christmas or smth years ago and a,,,,,, ds version??? that i got last year bc somebody was selling “the original version of the game including every expansion pack” for only like $30 and it definitely said disk version but when i got it it was this Pre-owned Dirty Ds Cartridge Covered In What Looked Like Strawberry Jelly and when i tried to contact them they shut their page down so there’s that which equals four shitty shitty copies of the sims three and i will never be more mad about anything than i am about this

8. Rarest/Most expensive game in your collection?uh well back when i had a job i spent A Lot of money (to me it was a lot) to get the collectors edition of the last guardian so that would be my most expensive. other than that i would have to say one of the hardest to find (maybe not rare but not common)games i have currently is medievil for ps1 bc it took me like a week of searching to find a copy in good condition online for sale bc i rly wanted to own it again since we had to sell all my old games when we moved to oregon which sucked bc we had a Bunch of cool games (mostly early ps era)

9. Most regrettable purchase?did you see my rant about the sims three for answer 7? yeah

10. Ever go to a midnight game release or stand in line for hours?never lived in an area where that is A Thing

11. Have you ever made new friends from playing video games?i wanna make a homestuck joke here (srsly probably not like i said i don’t rly do any type of co-op or multiplayer games so)

12. Ever get picked on for liking games?not really?? is that a Thing?

13. A game you’ve never played that everyone else has?uh idk literally any COD game, basketball games, Fallout games, overwatch, anything that’s co-op, shooter games or sports related etc idk i’m a simple fellow these types of games don’t appeal to me

14. Favorite game music?idk what this means? like genre-wise??? idk abt stuff like that i just like good game music but i’ll tell you the fuck what, hiveswap music fuckin SLAPPED

15. If it was a requirement to get a game related tattoo, what would you pick?fuck shit idk man i don’t rly want a tattoo maybe uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh smth that could be vague

16. Favorite game to play with your friends IRL?idk rip lmao

17. Ever lose a friend over a game?Nah man i can’t even imagine smth as dumb as that unless they’re screaming racist or sexist slurs bc then friendship is terminated but otherwise like wtf it’s just a game,,,

18. Would you date someone that hates gaming?i mean?????? sure????????????? they don’t have to game with me??????????? unless they tell me I can’t game bc they don’t like it in which case Bye u controlling piece of shit

19. Favorite handheld console?u kno those games that used to come in sonic happy meals? yah (jk uh i don’t have much experience w/ handheld consoles besides nintendo ds-es and they’re cool)

20. Game that you know like the back of your hand?like i said i played spyro the eternal night so often i could beat it in four hours so probably that one.

21. Game that you didn’t like or understand as a kid but love now?the only games i didn’t like as a kid i p much still don’t like now

22. Do you wear game related clothing/accessories?i am Poor

23. The game that you’ve logged the most hours into?currently skyrim or stardew valley

24. First Pokemon game?I didn’t get to play any pokemon games until this year actually but i got myself pokemon y and ultra sun so those are my first two! although you Could technically say pokemon go bc i played that for the first time like One month before i got y and ultra sun but like idk if tht counts so *shrug emoji*

25. Were you ever an arcade game player?i never lived where arcades were a thing tbh

26. Ever form any gaming rivalries?Why

27. Game that makes you rage?there’s this absolutely adorable and INFURIATING game called so many me that’s a puzzle platformer but the controls are so ridiculously precise that it’s absolutely the WORST to play bc unless you do it just right at just the right millisecond you will die over and over and over

28. Ever play in a tournament?nah

29. What is your gaming set up?the livingroom tv and my mom’s xbox one or my bedroom with my ps4 i got for my birthday and my xbox 360 that i got like 7 years ago

30. How many consoles do you own?alright so If ds-es count i own,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, roughly seven? i have my new ps4 i got for my birthday last year, my 7 year old xbox 360, another xbox 360 i bought from a kid @ school, a ps1 i bought last year for the Nostalgia that’s in rly good condition, a rly old ds lite a rly old 3ds and my new pokeball 2dsxl. i would also say that the ps3 my aunt left when she died is mine bc my mom never used it and she had bought most of the games For Me and Her to play together anyways so the idea that she left it to my mom is,,,, Weird but my mom claims it was left to her so Shrug emoji

31. Does the 3DS and/or Virtual Boy hurt your eyes or give you headaches?“virtual boy” i love it omg. uh not really i don’t use my ds-es that often bc i don’t have a just wild amount of games but when i do use them it doesn’t rly mess w/ my brain or eyes too much

32. Did you ever play a game based on your favorite show/cartoon/movie/comic?probably not?

33. Did you ever have any bootleg games or plug-n-play games?i don’t think so tbh

34. Do either of your parents play video games?my mom does but she really only plays like three games (the newest assassins creed, skyrim, and stardew valley)

35. Ever work in a game store? Or do you have a favorite game shop?nope

36. Have you ever shed actual blood, sweat or tears over a game?man have u ever heard of brotherhood a tale of two sons? mom told me abt it and she didn’t warn me abt how it ended and i had to leave the room and cry bc it broke my heart

37. Have you played E.T. for the Atari 2600? Do you think that’s the worst game ever, or do you have another nomination?i didn’t know that was a thing

38. A game you’re ashamed to admit that you like?i can’t think of any tbh. oh wait i take that back sonic unleashed it’s terrible but i love it

39. A sequel that you would die for them to make?maybe not a sequel but they rly need to come out with another stardew valley type thing or maybe expansions or smth so that you can talk to and befriend more ppl and stuff

40. What to you think of virtual reality headsets or motion controls?never been able to try them but they look super fun and i can’t wait to see how they improve the technology

41. A genre that you just can’t get into?multi-player games period. also first person shooters and sports games. there’s more but i can’t remember the title of the game bc i don’t know what genre it would be lmao

42. Maybe it wasn’t your first game, but what was the game that started you on your path to nerdiness?i assume this means game related nerdiness not just my inherent nerdiness in general so probably the very first spyro game

43. Ever play games when you really should have been concentrating on something else?all the time my dude

44. Arcade machine that has consumed the most of your quarters?none

45. How are you at Mario Kart?probably shit i’m not good @ steering in games

46. Do you like relaxing games like Animal Crossing or Harvest Moon?i love them! i have like 100+ hours logged into stardew valley and i only got it in like november of last year

47. Do you like competitive games?not really

48. How long does it take your to customize your player character?so long. i either have to make them gorgeous or beautifully hideous

49. In games where you can pick your class, do you always tend to go for the same type of character?yah tbh lmao. i have like eight thief stone khajits in skyrim rn

50. If you were a game designer, what masterpiece would you create?i have a Lot of ideas and not all of them are good

51. Have you ever played a game for so long that you forgot to eat or sleep?forgetting to sleep, yes. forgetting to eat? no 

52. A game that you begged your parents for as a kid?i was a very sheltered kid i didn’t know about new games coming out when i was little bc we didn’t have any way for me to find out About Them. i’m making up for it by begging as an adult for ni-no-kuni II and the new spyro trilogy remastered

53. What’s your opinion on DLC these days?depends on the game tbh some of it is good and a lot of ppl who make mods are rly talented but sometimes the big companies just make dlc to make more money so it can be rly shitty so it’s kinda a 50/50

54. Do you give in to Steam sales?heck yes rn i’m waiting for house flipper to go on sale bc i’ve been waiting for it to come out since i found out abt it

55. Did you ever make someone you hated in the Sims and did mean stuff to them?no my style of playing the sims was more along the lines of make a hundred houses that are all P Much The Same House and making a hundred familys and never playing literally any of them hadflskja;sdfjdslkhja i just liked building stuff and that’s why i’m pissed abt how much they changed the sims three bc it used to be Way Better

56. Did you ever play Roller Coaster Tycoon and kill off your guests?we didn’t have it but i did have zoo tycoon and i’d release the dinosaurs sometimes

57. Did you ever play a game to 100% or get all of the achievements?legend of spyro the eternal night

58. If you can only play 3 games for the rest of your life, which ones do you pick?uh!!! that’s too much pressure and i would get so bored playing them for the rest of my life even if i loved them so i will not choose

59. Do you play any cell phone games?sort of? i’m big into abyssrium and i like viridi if those Count?

60. Do you know the Konami Code???????????????????????? guess not

61. Do you trade in your games or keep them forever?keep them forever!

62. Ever buy a console specifically to play one game?i got the last guardian before getting the ps4 does that answer ur question? (jk that is not the only reason i wanted and got the ps4 but it was One big reason)

63. Ever go to a gaming convention or tournament? nah

64. Ever make a TV or monitor purchase based on what would be best for gaming?not really? i just use whatever i currently have bc i am lame

65. Ever have a Game Genie, Game Shark or Action Replay? Did it ever mess up your game’s save file?nope

66. Did you ever have have an old Nokia with Snake on it?not a nokia but we had this one handheld thing that had a bunch of games in it that included snake i just can’t remember what it was it had like letters and numbers and it needed like regular batteries and you could only play the games that came programmed on it 

67. Do you have a happy gaming-related childhood memory you want to share?i cannot think of any right off the top of my head even though i know i played a lot of video games and loved them when i was little. hm it might not count as like a gaming-related childhood memory and more of just a memory of a game but we did have one really interesting little game that i absolutely loved i think we only rented it but u were a scientist who could turn into a mouse and it was absolutely amazing i loved it i have no idea what it was called hm

68. Ever save up a ton of tickets in an arcade to get something cool?not really we didn’t have arcades around where i grew up

69. In your opinion, best game ever made? there are a lot of rly good ones i can’t choose a best game

70. Very first game you ever beat? like i told anon i’m p sure it was crash bandicoot warped

WHEW this was rly fun thank u for enabling me it took me like two hours to answer this i’m so happy. ilu 2 man hope ur day has been rad!

[heybinnie]

zero chill

Dust hyung: binnie binnie binnie YAH

What

Dust hyung: dont what me where are you?

Walking backkkkk Whyyyyy

Cutie cutie ddanha: bin-hyung y do u always sound like ur gonna pick a fight :(

Dad 2.0: its his default mode comes with his face

Are you saying i have an rbf???

Cutie cutie ddanha: whats rbf

Nothing Anyway Look what i got

Dad 2.0: yes you have an rbf

Dust hyung: This better be good

This stuff is really good??

Dust hyung: but youre not british

Does it matter....................

Everybody cha cha cha: Wow It has british milk tea in both chinese and english

Dust hyung: thank you eunwoo for a moment i thought i was blind

Everybody cha cha cha: :(

Dont attack him

Dad 2.0: aw

Dust hyung: ok

Cutie cutie ddanha: what does it taste like???

Milk Tea...?

Dad 2.0: sanha, son,

Cutie cutie ddanha: I KNOW but like??? ive never seen it before

Everybody cha cha cha: It looks good though

I’ll save some for everyone to try

Dust hyung: i dont want your british milk tea >:(

Uhhh ok

Dad 2.0: where are you again

Im already downstairs

Dust hyung: no dont come back >:( we’re disowning you

I Feel very attacked suddenly

Cutie cutie ddanha: m hyung pls stop sighing loudly

Everybody cha cha cha: Yes I can hear you from my room Is something wrong?

Dust hyung: yes Hyung is very displeased with Moon Bin.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dad 2.0: why???

Dust hyung: i was counting on him to come back quickly with my ice cream bread that you all know i have been craving for for about 3 weeks but havent gotten to buy because

Cutie cutie ddanha:  u said for twice

Dust hyung: we’ve been busy and tired DONT INTERRUPT ME i just wanted my fish ice cream bread but No bin had to go and get stupid british milk tea that he didnt need to take TWO HOURS for but he DID ANYWAY >:’(

ding dong.

“...”

“...”

“...hyung?”

“im not opening the stupid door.”

“*sigh* sanha?”

“okay.”

“...”

“...”

“im baaaaaa--”

“what took you so long?”

“what?”

“the store is right across the road, hyung.”

“i saw kittens before i got there. so naturally, i followed them.”

“arent you allergic to fur?”

“your point is?”

“mj-hyung kinda wants to punch you in the face.”

“seriously. where is he?”

“in the--”

“IM NOT TALKING TO YOU!”

“hyung--”

“I HATE YOU!”

“m-hyung, listen--”

“NO ONE RESPECTS ME, even after i RAISED you all on my BACK--”

“hey, bin-hyung, didnt you buy too many of these fish ice cream thingies?”

“yes, rocky, i did.”

“...”

“this bag is heavy! what the heck?”

“well, not all of them are the fish ice cream. i got each of your favourites, too.”

“i thought you wanted m-hyung to work out.”

“yeah, and he has been working out, so here’s his treat.”

“thats not fair--”

“then he’ll work all of it off later.”

“pfft.”

“here’s yours, rocky-- and jinjin-hyung, and sanha-- good thing you like the same ice cream as m-hyung, eunwoo, i bought a lot.”

“where’s yours?”

“i didnt get one.”

“why?”

“cause i got my british milk tea! good stuff--”

“moonbin, come here.”

“...”

“...”

“...”

“...”

“...”

“...yes, mj-hyung?”

“...”

“...”

*whap*

“YAH!”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘YAH’!”

“...sorry. but what the heck, hyung?!”

“why didnt you get one for yourself!”

“i told you, i got my milk tea--”

“enough with your stupid milk tea!”

“i-- ow! well-- ow! okay! i ran out of money!”

“you ran out of money buying ice cream?”

“and my milk tea-- ow!”

“how much were all of these?”

“i dunno, but they were on sale, so-- ow! stop-- gyah--”

“where are you going?”

“we’re going back there to get him his ice cream.”

“i dont-- hyuuuuuung, i have my british milk tea--”

“SCREW YOUR BRITISH MILK TEA!”

“...”

“...”

“rocky-hyung?”

“hmm?”

“how come you never say anything in the chat?”

“im too lazy to reply.”

“oh, youre one of those people.”

#dialogue fic #astro #astro fics #moonbin #mj #rocky #sanha #jinjin #eunwoo #my hc: rocky is one of those people #mj's got tough love for bin fam #on a seriuos note #this milk tea #is SO GOOD #i may be getting their fav stuff wrong but that fish ice cream....is also rly good #miwrites

[mirapunk]

tagged by @anafenza

THE LAST: 1. Drink: water 2. Phone call: either my dad or some random person trying to reach a doctor’s office (it keeps happening and it’s annoying) 3. Text message: “okay. that’s be cool to see” 4. Song you listened to: "All This (And More)” by Against Me! (Shapeshift With Me is my current fave album to listen to on repeat for several hours) 5. Time you cried: uhh probably while watching Avatar


HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: nope 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nah 8. Been cheated on: probably not 9. Lost someone special: cats and a good friend died a couple years ago 10. Been depressed: yee 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: never been drunk so no

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

1. red

2. gray

3. black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: heck yeah 16. Fallen out of love: nah 17. Laughed until you cried: probably 18. Found out someone was talking about you: not that I can recall 19. Met someone who changed you: yeah 20. Found out who your friends are: uhh I guess?? idk I think I’ve weeded out most of the blatant transphobes by now 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: it’s been more than two years since I’ve kissed anyone that wasn’t a cat, so no GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: the majority of them so like ~200 of em I guess 23. Do you have any pets: yep, tho I don’t currently live in the same place as them  24. Do you want to change your name: only my last name 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: made a cake and walked through the snow to get a burger 26. What time did you wake up: 8:30 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: laying in bed 28. Name something you can’t wait for: Grand Prix Minneapolis 
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I wouldn’t mind being taller, so my height I guess 31. What are you listening to right now: the sounds the AC makes 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: uhh my upstairs neighbors are pretty annoying 34. Most visited Website: other than the obvious, the Magic site 35. Mole/s: nope 36. Mark/s: got some scars 37. Childhood dream: forensic scientist and jedi were some of the major ones

38. Haircolor: brown 39. Long or short hair: yes (I’ve got a mullet) 40. Do you have a crush on someone: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah... a few people tbh but there’s one major one that I might actually like attempt to ask out 41. What do you like about yourself?: I’m fucking gorgeous, I’m kind and friendly, I’m super queer 42. Piercings: nah, not really something I’m interested in tbh 43. Bloodtype: no clue 44. Nickname: Mira 45. Relationship status: hopefully not single for much longer 46. Zodiac: sagittarius 47. Pronouns: xe/xem/xyr and he/him 48. Favorite TV Show: uh Avatar rn 49. Tattoos: none rn but I need to change that 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: none yet 52. Hair dyed in different color: at some point, undecided on color but I’m probs gonna dye it a bunch over the course of my life 53. Sport: nah 55. Vacation: the fuck are those 56. Pair of trainers: uh what  MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: nothing rn but probs gonna get some nuggets sometime this morning 58. Drinking: water 59. I’m about to: read today’s Magic Story 61. Waiting for: Grand Prix Minneapolis 62. Want: to finish school so I can get outta here and start working and get some testosterone

63. Get married: probably not 64. Career: double career of playing/talking about Magic and luthiery (building and repairing stringed instruments, particularly guitars) 66. Lips or eyes: well ya can’t really kiss eyes so 67. Shorter or taller: I mean most people are taller than me 68. Older or younger: don’t really care; actual difference in ages matters more to me 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms are good 71. Sensitive or loud: uhh idk 72. Hook up or relationship: ideally both tbh 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant I guess HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: nah 75. Drank hard liquor: once. scotch and I didn’t particularly like it 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: I don’t really lose my glasses ever since I only take them off for a few things 77. Turned someone down: literally only one person has actually asked me out and that’s my ex so no 78. Sex in the first date: not yet but I’d be down for that 79. Broken someone’s heart: not as far as I’m aware 80. Had your heart broken: yeah... 81. Been arrested: not yet 82. Cried when someone died: yeah 83. Fallen for a friend: several DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: I guess 85. Miracles: only when listening to that Ramones song 86. Love at first sight: nah  87. Santa Claus: kinda tbh 88. Kiss in the first date: fuck yeah 89. Angels: some of them seem rad OTHER: 90. Current best friends name: I have a few so Greg, Michael, and Clay 91. Eye color: brown 92. Favorite movie: uhhhh The Way He Looks is so good I fuckin love it

I’ll tag @tymna @spuriusbrocoli @god-pharaoh-greg and @super-novi

#you are under no obligation #about me #long post

[igglybuffliveblogs]

0:48 Water Tribe? WATER TRIBE? Of course my laptop dies right before the episode we get to the North Pole. Bato is the waterbender who's gonna teach Aang I guess? 1:02 Ayy I missed you guys. But I think you all know who I miss more. 1:04 A whale's tooth? Also where's all the snow in the background? I thought we were in the North Pole dammit 1:09 Wait? Are we gonna learn about the part of Sokka and Katara's tribe that went to the Earth Kingdom? 1:22 Ayyy it's Katara. Still waiting for you know who though so I can make my reaction to seeing him again in Bold 1:25 RIP Half of the South Pole Water Tribe 1:29 Yup Fire Nation killed them all. Can we see a dead water tribe person now? 1:33 I like how you're being optimistic about this Sokka but like didn't the Fire Nation raid your tribe once? Than again we can't really tell who won until we see like a dead body or something. 1:44 (Wood in the background) Uhh.. 1:49 Have no idea if that's a Fire Nation or Water Tribe ship. If it's a Water Tribe ship I assume this Bato person is the only survivor. 1:52 Oh okay so it is a Water Tribe boat. Let's go see how this Bato person looks like shall we? Well you probably already know how he/she looks like so... Let's me see how this Bato person looks like shall I? 1:58 Dammit this show has tricked me like 4 times about the North Pole with their titles. 2:00

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!

AND HE'S DRINKING TEA TOO

2:15

Who the fuck are you supposed to be? Bato?

2:26

Okay using the Avatar animal logic we have a hybrid consisting of a Giant rideable Dog and a... uhh.. Seriously what the fuck is up with that nose.

2:34

Dog and Scorpion hybrid? What's next? A bear and a bee? terrible jokes aside, a Dog and Scorpion hybrid seems pretty creative.

2:49

Sheersku? Is that how you spell it?

3:08

Bato about to ruin Sokka's pointing fire with a stick party

3:08

Oh shit more flashbacks

3:23

How old is Sokka in that scene? He's chubbier than usual.

3:46

So uhh was that his dad?

3:49

Sup Bato was waiting for you to show up evantually.

3:51

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What.

3:59

I still have 0 clue if Bato is their dad..

4:05

Never mind, questions were answered immediately for once.

4:09

So why the fuck are you chilling here in the West? Or NorthWest? Or SouthWest if Aang and crew are that slow.

4:16

Inside? inb4 is that's piece of wood from a while ago.

(Screenshot of Wood from 1:44)

Yeah that one

4:18

Good Job leaving the fire. Also where's Momo? He was probably sleeping in the background but I'm too lazy to go back and check

4:34

B-but they didn't tell him he was the Avatar..

4:42

oh there you are Momo

4:56

Papa Arrow about to kill a guy

5:00

Dammit now I wanna see their dad just to see how close Sokka acts like him

5:13

Look on the bright side Aang. Now Momo can feel superior in front of a bear.

5:14

Or not.

5:40

So this episode is gonna involve Aang getting rejected than?

5:49

I know that feeling kid..

5:52

B-but you guys did too... Like uhh let's see Sokka's instincts I guess? How Aang made up a random legend to resolve a conflict.. oh wait that was bullshit not hilarious

6:02

Good to know I'm not the only one who does random shit behind my friends while they talk about something I know nothing about.

6:22

Wtf is Ryu doing in Avatar?

6:38

Uncle Lazy? More like BEST FUCKING UNCLE USED TO BE A GENERAL BUT NOW HELPS ZUKO THE BANISHED PRINCE WITH HIS JOURNEY TO GET THE AVATAR AND IS VOICED BY THE LEGENDARY MAKO FOR LIKE HALF OF THE SERIES WHERE HE GETS REPLACED BY THE SAME DUDE WHO REPLACED AKU IN SAMURAI JACK SEASON 5 AND IS THE BROTHER OF FIRE LORD OZAI IROH

#liveblogging #avatar: the last airbender #a:tla #bato of the water tribe #TLA-B1C15