#unexpected haha

[heartsoftruth]

#WHAT!? #I thought he even avoided him in their apartment hall #to this? #unexpected haha #but cute #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #f1

[prideandperdition]

You're cute

OH really now!? Thank you ^^

#ask #unexpected haha

[devilart2199-aibi]

Fishy Business 🐟

#hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft #vintagebeef #vintagebeef fanart #docm77 #docm77 fanart #skizzleman #skizzleman fanart #mcyt fanart #mcyt #this scene was too funny 🤣 #finally finished this one after forever haha OTL #llama dad 2.0 #Skizz being there was very unexpected 😂 #will be posting all my recent art here again haha!

[s-dei]

Chris Redfield can't understand this life

#resident evil #biohazard #chris redfield #albert wesker #chrisker #xleon #nemestine #2023 #that's just a joke running in my spaces #and we love it so much #i also love to troll chris #i'm into complicated relationship with him #it was also a day before we fell for chrisker #so... haha #jokes always lead you to unexpected place.

[linorachas]

#3 | bang chan

tags: toys, public space, established relationship, implied exhibitionism, once again chan is a little mean and i want him

buy me coffee?

When Chan tells you he’s got you a gift, he knows the last thing you expected was for it to be a sex toy.

It was pink, small and slim, curved a little at the tip and just a little bigger than his middle finger.

At first glance, it looked harmless. When Chan lays you down on the bed and eats you out until your toes are curling and your back is arching, you don’t even feel the toy being inserted inside of you until Chan thrusts it in and out.

You blink at Chan, clearly confused as to why he would buy something so small. At this point, you’ve basically been moulded to his dick, which was way above the average size. Chan knows you can take it bigger. So what was the point of this tiny little thing?

The confusion doubles when instead of letting you return the favor, Chan just pulls your panties back up, toy still inside. He kisses you sweetly, making sure you forget about every single thing when you taste yourself on his tongue.

“You wanna come to dinner with me and the boys?” he whispers against your lips. Still in a daze from your orgasm, you just nod mindlessly. Chan grins. So good for him.

Dinner is a fun affair, as it always is when you’re with the kids. You’ve got yourselves a private spacey room in some fancy shmancy restaurant, and the food, drinks, and company put you in such a good mood that you forget there was something inside you.

Until…it starts vibrating.

You jerk in your seat, eyes wide. Everybody immediately turns to you, but before you could process anything, Chan is already cooing, leaning down to rub your calf.

“Shit, sorry baby. I didn’t mean to kick you.” Chan mumbles as he presses a kiss to your cheek, apologetic. The rest of the boys soon turn back to what they were doing after the explanation.

You turn to Chan with a panicked look, because what the fuck. What the fuck? The toy he put in you was a vibrator. And despite its small size, the vibrations were so intense you swore you could feel it in your stomach. You squirm in your seat, suddenly very aware of the toy inside of you.

But that turns out to be a big mistake, because that only pushes the vibrator in deeper, and the tip brushes against your g-spot.

You double over with a gasp.

Chan gathers you in his arms immediately. Thankfully, the music in the restaurant and the boys’ chatter were too loud for anyone to hear you gasp. But it was loud enough for Chan to hear.

Chan, who had been planning this right from the start. Chan who had one hand in his pocket and one hand around your waist. Chan, who rearranges you so you’re curled into him, face hidden in his neck.

Chan, who discreetly leans down to whisper in your ear, “Stay still and be good for me.”

You stiffen. Chan knew you always wanted to be good. Especially for him. Chan also knew you couldn’t keep still, because when you were being pleasured, you always moved. Chan always lets you grind down on his face, his fingers, his cock when you’re in the throes of pleasure. He lets you squirm, grab at his hair, play with your nipples, scratch at his back. Moan in his ear. Now, he wasn’t letting you do any of that, and you were going to lose your goddamn mind.

“Chan,” You gasp into the skin of his neck, already trembling. Chan pulls you closer.

“You like it, baby? I picked it out especially for you. I didn’t think we needed toys, but I just wanted to see you squirming like this, right here. I know you would have wanted something bigger, but that wouldn’t have been a challenge for a slut like you, would it?” Chan mutters in your ear. “A huge dildo would slip right in, since you already take my cock so well.”

Underneath the table, your hands grip the hand that was around your waist. Chan interlocks your fingers and squeezes.

“Are you going to be a good girl for me? Are you gonna sit in my lap and let me play with you with the boys all around you? Just listen. If they turned the music down, they’ll probably hear the vibrator and hear how fucking wet you are.”

You turn your head and bite Chan’s shoulder to muffle your moans. Chan hisses under his breath. He shifts, hard cock pressing against this jeans and your lower back.

“It’s hard, isn’t it? My poor girl. Do you want to sit up and grind on my thigh? The boys would see you grinding on me like a bitch in heat. Would you let them see you like that? See how desperate you are for me?”

You try to shake your head, but the jolt of heat up your spine stops you. Chan’s words coupled with the vibrator in your pussy was making you so dizzy. If Chan pushed you more, you might just end up doing what he says and actually start grinding.

When you look up, there’s a glint in his eyes that says he knows exactly what you’re thinking.

You didn’t think it was possible, but the vibrations turn up even more. This time, you can’t stop the moan that slips from your lips. It’s loud.

“Y/N? You okay?”

You freeze. Chan grins.

#bang chan x reader #bang chan smut #bang chan imagines #stray kids x reader #stray kids smut #stray kids imagines #this was honestly chan's first draft for unexpected kinks haha #but him bringing the toy didnt seem so unexpected 💀 #so i made it a lil drabble instead #seablurbs

[lulu2992]

This is an official post.

#well that was unexpected haha #far cry 5 #jacob seed #when I got the notification I wondered if it was real for a few seconds

[catchymemes]

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #dank meme #tiktok #unexpected #adulthood

[patpran]

full fade fancam from today!!!! a treat for tumblr <333

#jeff satur #sorry let me just #be upset in the tags but #i'm very mentally weak ok & i expected the m&g to be seated and stuff #i ddin't expect to have to squeeze with people and all that and #yeah er #it was very difficult #i don't #cope well with unexpected situations ESPECIALLY ones where i have to socially interact #so #i don't think i'm emotionally recovering from this... Haha! #but yay jeff ...

[ccerealbowl]

Isn't this game so much fun 😀

#sobbing noises #wtf devvs #im trying ro seduce mammon not gety heart stomped on by unexpected angst #what am i saying it was expected #BUT WTF BRUH #digital art #obey me #obey me shall we date #om! nightbringer #obey me nightbringer #obey me art #obey me shitpost #obey me meme #funny haha #angst

[justafriend-ql]

I have no one now. I am alone. I'm so lonely. NEVER LET ME GO Ep 10 | Me

#never let me go #never let me go the series #nlmg #palmnueng #nuengpalm #pondphuwin #pond naravit #phuwin tangsakyuen #melgifs #this episode is an unexpected favorite of mine #it really has it all - angst of loneliness and nostalgic flashbacks and girlbossery and emotional breakdowns and complicated reunions #i focused more on the angst for this set haha

[expatesque]

Well ladies (gn), it might have been unexpected but funemployment isn't starting off too bad.

#I was fired! Truly unexpected and truly proof that April is not my month! #(the break-up was last April) #anyway i was not passionate about investing which is true but also stupid because they were happy with my work #they kept telling me they knew I'd be spectacular at any job I wanted but they could tell i didnt really want this one #which is vaguely true but like i enjoyed it enough. i probably would have left in about a year but #for once! i would like a few months! where do i not have to make a life changing decision!!! #I'd like to just live for a bit!! #so I'm home now going to travel going to italy going to read and write and we'll see #s narrates her life #truly April 23-24 has been like... Blow up your life 2k19 HARD MODE #and more like have your life blown up really #c'est la vie #they're paying me for six months so I cant actually complain complain #it's the sabbatical i wanted but better because im being paif #paid* #but worse because im unemployed haha

[andxisha]

#prank gone wrong #funny #funny shit #prank #lol #humour #lmao #haha funny #comeback #revenge era #funny stuff #funny post #rofl #lmfao #memedaddy #unexpected #he got what he deserved #hilarious #memes #tumblr memes #funny humor #wtf is going on #wtf #trolls

[mobius-m-mobius]

🫂

#ahhhhh tysm anon 🥺💖 #no idea what i've done to deserve such unexpected loveliness but hugs right back to you and to everyone who needs one!! #hope all is well and sending lots of love your way 💕 #(and yes this was a perfect excuse to put off work rewatching/giffing some starsky & hutch so ty for that too haha) #ask

[crisscross-sonicsauce]

And here I was thinking Shadow would get a motorcycle XD

#sonic movie #scu #sth #movie!knuckles #knuckles series #knuckles wachowski #unexpected but no complaints from me haha

[bumblekastclips]

KYLE CROUSE: Here's a question from rabbithaver. "So in the past you've talked about who would hit below the belt in a fight, and that got me thinking... if it really came down to it in close-quarters combat, who would be most likely to just start biting? I think we can put Sticks and Mangey down as 'would bite before trying anything else,' and with Surge it's not a question of 'would she bite' but rather, 'how many fingers would you lose?' But what about the rest of the cast? Would Silver's post-apocalyptic survival instincts kick in? Would Sonic sink that low? Would Shadow?"

IAN FLYNN: No to the hedgehogs, but Knuckles would. He absolutely would. KYLE: Knuckles would? [laughing] Knuckles would chew- Knuckles chews on everything! He'd eat the whole arm! [gnawing noises] IAN: And shoot, it's actually a move in Vector's kit outta Heroes, so we know Vector bites. KYLE: [cheeky] How dare you! Vector does not bite. Vector is a- Vector is a good person. Vector is a good character. He doesn't bite! IAN: With a crushing bite force! KYLE: Oh, okay, you mean physically actually bites. Got it, got it. IAN: [Vector voice] "Nobody escapes the long jaws of the law! [chewing noises]" KYLE: [laughs] Delicious. IAN: I don't know if Zomom counts 'cause I think he's just trying to consume everything. It's not really a 'bite' so much as 'eat.' KYLE: [Zomom voice] "Consume..." IAN: Consume... KYLE: Let's see... I think that might be about it... What about Silver? What- would Silver do it? IAN: Nah. KYLE: Like eventually, if he got des- desperate enough? IAN: I don't think so. I think he's... because he is a telekinetic, I think he thinks fully cerebral in terms of fighting. It's always an outside object. I don't think it would clue in to him that he could do something. I don't think he'd even throw a punch. [chuckles] KYLE: [chuckling] What about- what about Blaze? IAN: Now- KYLE: Go ahead, sorry. IAN: Just imagine, y'know, Knuckles is losing his patience trying to teach him. [Knuckles voice] "Okay, in a fight, first you make a fist... make a f- Silver, close your hand. There you go. Now, move your fist forward. Don't throw the rock! Just move your hand- I have no patience with you, kid!" KYLE: [chuckling] Silver has no fighting skills. None whatsoever. [laughing after reading chat] He has no hands. Silver has no hands! IAN: They finally compromise, where Silver uses his TK to make his fist fly through the air. [Silver voice] "Look, I threw a punch!" [Knuckles voice] "It'll do, it'll do." KYLE: [laughs] IAN: And no, Blaze is too refined. She would- she would not debase herself as such. KYLE: Oh. IAN: If you get her that angry, that desperate, you're just flambéed, that's all there is to it. KYLE: [chuckles] Marine might do it, though. IAN: [without hesitation] Yeah, maybe. KYLE: [cackles] Good! Good, good.

--- TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE: Please remember that nothing that is said on BumbleKast is canon! It's just some guys and their opinions occasionally spitballing ideas. If you don't like an answer, you don't have to take it as Word of God or anything like that. It's all just for fun! ----- Do you want a specific question transcribed and posted? Send the question and the episode date to my ask box! Or if you just want questions about a certain character, send me their name and I will see what I can do!

#sonic the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #knuckles the echidna #vector the crocodile #zomom the zeti #blaze the cat #marine the raccoon #idw sonic #archie sonic #bumblekast #ian flynn #kyle crouse #This is my question! :) Been meaning to transcribe it for awhile now. I'm really happy with the answer I got haha. #I do still headcanon Silver would bite but having the headcanon that he sucks at hand-to-hand combat validated was an unexpected treat. #Youtube

[unexpectedstormy]

For the 3 sentence prompt

Twilight: wild, please go to sleep.

Wild: no. Sleep is for the weak.

"Wild. Please just go to sleep," Twilight urged him.

"No," Wild's muffled voice replied from where he lay from face down in a pile of blankets. He turned his head to the side just enough to speak semi-clearly. "Sleep is for the weak."

"I hate to tell ya, but you kinda sorta ARE weak right now," Twilight replied peeling the skin off a potato in one long strip.

Wild roused himself to sit up. His eyes were red and glassy, his cheeks feverishly rosy, and he hunched shivering with a blanket draped loosely over his shoulders.

"M'fine. We gotta go... look for the others," Wild said. "Most of them don't have good cold-weather gear."

"Don't worry about them. They'll be fine. Probably." Twilight glanced outside the partially blocked off mouth of the cave they sheltered and into whirling white snowstorm. They better be fine.

"By the way, can you tell me what kind of seasonings I should put into potato corn chowder?" Twilight asked to distract Wild. And also to distract himself.

#this one took a little longer cuz I got distracted by taking a quiz #thanks for the ask Zreal! #I always laugh internally when someone sends me Wild or Hyrule story prompts #you guys know me haha #lu twilight #lu wild #an unexpected ask #ask game