#vampire food

[madasrabbits]

i have to go get blood drawn today 💉🩸

#vAmpire food

[xxrratslovemee]

Back at it again w the amazing cheffing

Tbh mayb this my calling

If anyone wants to commission me to do baking portraits tbhtbhtbh

Jkjjk

But if anyone wants to bake w me

Warning tho I really bad at it

#cheff #midwest emo #semetary #rats #bad cooking #neil gaiman #yung lean #drainer food #my immortal #i am completely drained #vampire food

[otherwindow]

Vampires today aren't as bloodthirsty as they were centuries ago because the average modern human provides more nourishment than 5 sickly Victorian chimney sweepers combined. Woman who eats 3 square meals a day with dessert: are you okay? The vampire who bit her:

#vampires #food #ey

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#vampires #vampire #food #twitter #tweets #meme #memes #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[andsylphy]

teatime between 'nobles'.

#astarion x tav #baldur's gate 3 #iven tag #Astarion #vampires #drawn on my phone waiting for my food order

[endrae]

I'm going so feral for this man you have no idea

#castlevania #olrox #castlevania olrox #castlevania nocturne #castlevania anime #endrae art #doodle #IVE HAD SO SO SO SO SOO GOOD VAMPIRE FOOD LATELY #IM SO HAPPY HOLY SHITTTT

[pinkpendulum]

hematophagia

st. louis of the vieux carré day 5 : hunger | feeding habits

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #iwtv 2022 #amc iwtv #louis de pointe du lac #loumand #iwtvfanevents #st. louis of the vieux carré #art #my art #pretty bird providing food for herself pt 2 <33

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Asteroid City (Wes Anderson, 2023)

#Asteroid City #Wes Anderson #2023 #quote #food #milk #restaurant #comedy #children #vampire #princess #fary #Ella Faris #Gracie Faris #strawberry #Willan Faris #drink

[cowboybuckleys]

#interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #iwtv #iwtvedit #interviewwiththevampireedit #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #* #q #yes i do want food and to go home at all times

[wilteddreamsofbaldursgate]

Thinking about Astarion having to deal with his reclaimed mortality once the initial euphoria of it is wearing off: 

When he’s startled from sleep, woken by his own racing heartbeat. 

Him jumping at the movement in the corner of his eye, only to find it’s just his own reflection staring right back at him, puzzled, before he watches his cheeks redden with embarrassment. 

The sun slowly losing its appeal as time goes on because Astarion keeps getting nasty sunburns after days spent outside, trying to make up for centuries confined to darkness. Whenever he comes home with itching skin and drenched in sweat, he finds himself almost missing hiding in the shadows. 

The odd sensation of feeling more and less at the same time: while some of his senses are now dulled to better suit mortality, others feel heightened to the point of sensory overload—a gust of wind feels like fire licking at his skin and he gets so very anxious whenever he loses Tav in the crowd, unable to distinguish them by the once divine scent of their blood any longer. 

Since he has a reliant supply of his own blood pumping through his veins now, he’s feeling aroused so much easier and more often than not at quite inconvenient times. He enjoyed having sex with Tav before, but now that he’s mortal again, he finds that he’s having to overthink intimacy once again—where his desires used to be driven by burning hunger, lust now feels like a pleasant, more natural bodily reaction. Having to seriously consider contraceptive measures, should his partner be able to get pregnant, is also a rather novel experience for him.  

Bathing still feels as good as before, at least. But where he spent hours in the bathroom out of pointless vanity then, Astarion now has to wash himself because his body would stink of sweat and, well, life otherwise. It will be years before he openly excuses himself for having to use the bathroom whenever nature calls.

And food—food would be the hardest to adjust to. It takes a lot of trial and error to find something that pleases his virgin taste buds (although he swears there’re some odd pieces of memories flashing in front of his eyes whenever he's snacking on wild strawberries or awfully sweet citron tarts). He ends up acquiring a taste for raw cookie dough, shredded cheese and sardines, eating little else for the next two years or so. To everyone's astonishment, he's gotten food poisoning only once or twice.

Astarion is no stranger to pain or injury, but he’s appalled by how long it takes to recover from the most minor cuts and bruises. It’s a well-kept secret between him and Tav that his first common cold had him convinced he was dying for a fortnight straight. 

Crying is much easier now, too.

Ironically, it’s mortality that forces Astarion to strive for more permanent, detail-oriented plans for the future. Now that life is finite, he wants to use the time he has wisely. He might keep travelling the realms until he breathes his last, or settle down, eventually. He might learn a new profession or accumulate some wealth in less honest ways. Maybe, one day, he wants to have a family, heirs to whatever he decides to make his own. 

Once Astarion has come to terms with being a mortal elf again, he realises living is not just about a beating heart. Living is about having endless possibilities but limited time. Choices and decisions that lead to only one thing: death. 

Now that Astarion is living again, he finally understands that death is just another part of the journey.

#astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #astarion headcanons #bg3 astarion #baldur’s gate 3 #I know vampires can technically sire children #but to me it feels like that would be a more conscious choice with the blood drinking and all #emicha writes #long post #tw: food

[dioptre-hertz]

(vampire with IBS and extreme muscular atrophy and chronic pain and fatigue voice) i just don't think the garlic thing is real. i think it's a myth. i eat garlic all the time and i'm fine

#vampires #food #garlicposting #garlic propaganda #garlich #gar-lich #undead side of tumblr

[atmothart]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

[scampthecorgi]

To Scamp, the scariest thing about the Boo Bucket is not getting to eat the fries! (Sorry pal!)

#scamp the corgi #Halloween #food #boo bucket #vampire #corgi #dog #pet #pets #animal #animals #corgis #dogs #cute #adorable #silly #funny #pembroke welsh corgi #lol #mcdonalds #haha #comedy #humor

[amelia-yap]

@white-rose-week day 3:Vampire Schnees and Vampire Hunter Ruby

40% blood!

#ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #white rose #white rose week #rwby #my art #bruh the whole week has been a whoozy have some gfs #anyway vampires should be allowed to consume stuff other than blood #thinking about not being able to eat other foods makes me upset #also pushing more of the sleepy weiss agenda #lil bean

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#vampires #garlic #vampire #silly #food #twitter #tweets #tweet #meme #memes #funny #lol

[castielsprostate]

🚘impala1967 FOLLOW

I truly think people people should just get paid to live a living wage without having to work themselves to death but that's cOnTrOvErsIaL

😈kingofphatass FOLLOW

arent you the guy that fucked his car??

🚘impala1967 FOLLOW

Omg that was litrally MONTHS ago!!!!! Let it go already, jeez!

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#why is the king of hell's pornblog on my post anywayy omg shoo #i litrally have a DNI in my bio

💼lawboyatstanford ✅✅ FOLLOW

Passed the bar! 📄🖋️ On my way to become a lawyer 💼👨‍💼 (for real this time)

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#so proud of myself #education #stanford #stanfordlawyer #officialdegree #someonepayoffmystudentloans

👼thursdayangel 🦀📷FOLLOW

wishing you were here...

👼thursdayangel 🦀📷FOLLOW

talk to me babygirl

🍔dean-identifying-meat-in-posts FOLLOW

a black angus 200 grams grill smashed deluxe, farmed in north west-virginia

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#identified meat #meat identified 17391 #tw food

🧓jwinchester FOLLOW

dating is hard with your ex wife being resurrected for the third time. i keep running into her on my grindr dates. #awkward

⚔️notvirginmary FOLLOW

Stop blaming me for things I have no control over! That red tie looked ugly on you btw.

💼lawboyatstanford ✅✅ FOLLOW

gross 🤢

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#why can't my parents we normalllll #they already fucked up my childhood let me have my adulthood

🧛benwiththefang FOLLOW

a local werewolf pissed on my lawn. AGAIN.

🐺garthster🌓 FOLLOW

Well maybe if you stopped spraying your vamp hormones everywhere, local wws wouldn't feel so threatened! There's kids living here!

🧛benwiththefang FOLLOW

blocked and reported.

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#can't stand these beasts on my post #dni werewolfs

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idk i think i need to fuck that man some more...

🧚godchuck👒👒👒👒📝✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅👻💀🌅🌓 FOLLOW

wrong account

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#fuck i keep doing this 😩😩 #@staff fix this issue!!!!!!!

#sjonnie.text #okay this took..SO LONG. please don't let it flop bffs #spn #supernatural #supernatural dash simulator #dash simulator #text post #image post #tw emojis #tw emoji #tw food #tw vampire hatred #tw werewolf hatred #this may just be my magnum opus