#worst movie of all time

[squirrelfm]

“This is a movie that destroyed the director's career. This is a movie that lost so much money it literally drove a major American studio out of business. This is a movie about Harvard-educated gunslingers who face off against Eastern European sodbusters in an epic struggle for the soul of America. This is a movie that stars Isabelle Huppert as a shotgun-toting cowgirl. This is a movie in which Jeff Bridges pukes while mounted on roller skates. This is a movie that has five minutes of uninterrupted fiddle-playing by a fiddler who is also mounted on roller skates. This is a movie that defies belief.” ~ Joe Queenan, The Guardian, 2008.

#michael ciminio #kris kristofferson #john hurt #christopher walken #sam waterson #brad dourif #isabelle huppert #jeff bridges #joseph cotton #80s movies #80s films #box office bomb #worst movie of all time

[freefallintothevoid]

I believe in my heart of hearts that the Lego Batman movie exists in DC and that it was created by the batfamily as a way to throw off the conspiracy theorists

Maybe the superhero forums were getting too close to realizing their identities again. maybe one of their injuries had accidentally gotten spotted by the paparazzi. maybe they were just running out of plausible alibis. maybe they just wanted to be funny.

Bruce gave the world the "do the butts match" meme. His children give the world a cinematic masterpiece.

#jason voices the Joker and does his damn best to ridicule the guy with every line he records #its therapeutic #tim and Stephanie rock-paper-scissors to see who voices Lego!Dick Grayon #Dick's batman impression leaves everyone rolling #Alfred is the only one who voices himself #the batman outfit complation scene is literally just Bruce in the worst ebay cosplays they could find #every superhero watching looses their collective shit when they watch the movie for the first time #Hal and Oliver alone watch it religiously for like a month straight #anyone who does learn/figure out that the Waynes are actually the Bats #has to come to terms with the realization that one of the most iconic animated movies of all time #is a psych op countermeasure to maintain their identies #and that it actually WORKED #dc comics #batfamily #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #dc #dc universe #dcu #dick grayson #robin #dc robin #my posts #jason todd #alfred pennyworth

[nadia-cannot-think-straight]

"What happened?😠"

"He attacked me😢"

"No Dan-DAAA-🫨"

#Reanimator #pls the fact that Herbert straight up lands on top of this dead cop's body lmaooo #movie of all time #pairing of all time #they are so the worst 💚💚💚 #bride of reanimator #video #danbert #Herbert West #dan cain

[burst-of-iridescent]

what's your opinion on whether or not canon zutara could have made sense to happen by the finale?? i can't decide if i would have preferred them getting together or just hints at it and then it's revealed in tlok that they got married (and ig the comics would include the story of them getting together then)

my stance has always been that the show should have ended with no canonical romantic relationships, or a hint of future zutara at best. we didn't need anything more than a quick, intimate scene where zuko and katara discuss their futures and promise to keep in touch, with maybe a lingering glance or two to foreshadow romantic feelings. no kiss or grand declarations necessary.

that being said, if a romantic relationship had to happen, zutara was both built up more and made more sense narratively than kat.aang and mai.ko. i wouldn't have liked a zutara kiss in the finale for many of the same reasons i didn't like the kat.aang one, but it would've at least been thematically fitting and consistent with the characterizations of everyone involved - unlike zuko ending up with someone who never underwent any of the growth he did, and katara entering a lifelong romantic relationship without even so much as a word to give us insight into her sudden change of heart.

the only way to really do justice to zutara would've been with book 4, allowing plenty of time for a proper slowburn friends-to-lovers arc, but the reason so many people ship them today is because their relationship at the end of the show is the perfect jumping-off point for a romance. canon didn't actually have to give us anything more - the seeds were all planted already, and the imagination of the fandom would've done the rest.

#zutara #anti kataang #anti maiko #they should've taken a leaf out of carmen sandiego's book #and left it up to the fans to decide what came next #every day i remember that atla chose to resolve the babysitter crush storyline instead of literally anything else in aang's arc #that ranks at no. 2 on worst decisions of all time surpassed only by bryke going for the m. night movie instead of book 4

[ecle-c-tic]

Middle Earth Asks

🥔 po-tay-toes: one of the hobbits invited you for a meal; who are dining with? Which of the seven meals are you enjoying?

🍞 lembas bread: what's the best road trip snack?

🌾farmer maggot's field: what is your favourite plant? Do you enjoying gardening?

🌼 simbelmynë: You've got the opportunity to bring one character back to life, who is it?

🍃 leaves of lórien: what gift would you most like to receive?

📽 action!: rank all six of the films (or three if you're a hater)

🚲 bicycle basket: what is your favourite middle earth meme?

🌟starlight: you're allowed to live in one of the Elf Kingdoms of Middle Earth, which one are you picking?

💀 Hey, did you know-: What is your favourite piece of behind the scenes trivia?

🌙 moon runes: which of Tolkien's languages would you most like to speak?

🧂 best salt in all the shire: which small joys do you most look forward to? (particular tea, using a perfume, rereading a book, etc.)

✂ cutting room floor: of all of the things that didn't quite make it into the movies, what would you have most liked to see?

☕ may I tempt you with a cup of chamomile?: What is your favourite hot beverage?

🐎 bill the pony: who is the best mount in all of middle earth?

🌳 fangorn forest: Which of Tolkien's creechurs is your favourite?

🔮 palantír: you've found a palantir! Who are you hitting up in middle earth? What are you telling them?

⏳ time and age: which poorly aged scene from LOTR is your favourite?

✨ evenstar: Who is your favourite middle earth couple?

🎆 fireworks: you're invited to Bilbo's 111th, what present do you think you'd receive?

🕷 creepy crawlies: which of tolkien's creatures do you think is the most frightening?

💍 my precious: what role do you think you'd play in the fate of the ring?

📜the company of Throin II Oakenshield: who is your favourite dwarf from the company?

🕶 i care not: what common complaint about the movies or novels doesn't bother you?

📢 motivational speech: which film speech do you find most invigorating?

🔥 barbecue: who is the worst antagonist?

🍿 popcorn: list your top 5 supporting characters

🎇 firefly: which (known) deleted scene would you most like to see?

⛏ expedition to Moria: which side character's adventures would you watch a spin-off movie about?

🎞 extra film: is there an extended scene that should have absolutely made it into the theatrical cut? which one and why?

🎵 can you sing, master hobbit?: Which song (from books or movies) is your favourite?

🖋 quill and ink: which of tolkien's themes resonates most strongly with you?

🗝 lost heirloom: which heirloom/object in the films or novels would you like to learn more about?

💿 leitmotifs and orchestras: which of the films songs (Howard Shore or singer) is your favourite?

🍲eowyn's home cooking: which other way could the ring be destroyed? (funny answers only)

🧙‍♂️precisely when he means to: what is your favourite gandalf moment?

⚔ you have my sword: what is your favourite aragorn moment?

🏹 and my bow: what is your favourite legolas moment?

🪓and my axe: what is your favourite gimli moment?

🍄 MUSHROOMS!: what is your favourite moment from the hobbits?

💎 the arkenstone: favourite Thorin and/or company moment?

🧵 spool: list your top five favourite costumes from any of the films.

📕 the red book of westmarch : what is your favourite quote(s)?

💛 family: what is your favourite family moment throughout the novels/films?

👀 the eye of sauron: who are you looking at disrespectfully?

🗺 arda: if you could travel anywhere in middle earth, where would you go?

👑the silver crown: the war is won, the world is saved, the king has been crowned. Who are you partying with at the coronation?

✏ rewrites: here's a pencil, which ONE thing in the novels/films are you changing?

🐺 GROND GROND GROND: which of the battles is your favourite to watch? is there a combat scene in particular that you enjoy?

⚠ fucking buckleberry ferry: from the clip of Dom and Billy discussing the one swear word they could theoretically get by censors, which line would you change?

📚 boxset: how were you first introduced to Middle Earth?

🏔 the misty mountains: the pass is treacherous, which two characters are you taking with you to make it over the mountains?

🌄 the rolling hills of the shire: what is your favourite outdoor activity?

🌋 mount doom: what middle earth take are you throwing into the fire?

⚙ technology: everything is exactly the same but you can give one character a modern invention. Who is it and what are you giving them?

⛵valinor: we're approaching the end of this game, is there a take/opinion you absolutely want to share?

🦅 the eagles: What thing or thought saves the day when it's not going so well?

🦗 weta: you're allowed to take one prop (or the canon useful version) home with you from the set, what are you taking?

☀ when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer: either share a piece of good news or something you're looking forward to.

📖 final chapter: what unanswered questions do you have middle earth?

#lotr #middle earth #the hobbit #tolkien #lord of the rings #ask games #asks #lotr asks #full disclosure i've read the hobbit 5 times and the trilogy once #I haven't started the salmon riot yet #never seen RoP #and i've seen all of the movies (lotr and hobbit) about 1000000 times now :) #chaos mix of MidEarth questions and personal qs #i didn't spell check whoops (its too hot for editing) #i also did the emojis on my laptop so if they don't match well just ignore that #rao's games #rao's asks #this was a fever dream (i wrote the word strongelist a one point) #the worst part about making stuff is walking away from your device afterwards bc I want to constantly refresh my notes 😭

[evermoredeluxe]

i was so emotional while watching the eras tour movie. from the very first second, you can feel that it is a celebration of her and her art, and it fills you with such pride and joy. and all i could think was that she has been there for me throughout all these years and vice versa and these songs are proof and representative of that. it just hits you so hard in the feels, i can’t even explain it. quite literally a life-changing experience.

#i cried so much like so. much. #like i didn’t cry this much at the actual shows #and maybe that was because i’ve been having the worst time ever in general in my life and the movie helped me and hence the tears #like it reminded me that there’s this one thing in my life that brings me endless joy and if all else fails it will always be there #yes i know this is cheesy #but it’s true #eras tour premiere #arshia talks

[cruiseperuse]

#was gonna write brad pitt but we're a tom cruise blog and i know some.. of our followers would not appreciate brads presence #tom cruise #lestat #top gun #tom cruise will never be unemployed ever so there's rlly nothing to worry about #I WAS GONNA SAY BRAD PITT 💀💀💀 (jack) FR brad Pitt had to be in EVERY gay movie of the 90s #also if gay ppl can play straight ppl then let straight ppl play gay people #we all saw what happened with they/them 😌😌🫶🫶 worst film of ALL time!!! please never let that happen again!!! #jack

[ducktracy]

reminder that if you're not watching Crayon Shin-chan then you are living a hollow and empty life. this is not edited. this ripped straight from the movie (Movie 8: Jungle That Invites the Storm, highly recommend for fellow Masaaki Yuasa lovers)

if you need further convincing: these monkeys run an animation sweatshop

#i've made this disclaimer on another post but will again since i've seen a lot more of the movies now #the movies are VERY good and very enjoyable but unfortunately the first handful are bogged down by transphobic/homophobic/okama stereotypes #they kind of vary in their severity. Movie 5 i think is the biggest catalyst because it features the stereotyped characters the most #prominently. Movie 3 doesnt really have caricatures per se but saves a very backhanded reveal for the end #Movies 1 and 4 are a bit more tolerable if my memory is correct. Movie 2 i think is kind of comparable to Movie 5 with its caricatures #in that the characters have similar roles in both movies #i admittedly can't remember what caricatures there were in Movie 6 or 7. 7 i think barely had anything #RAMBLE RAMBLE BASICALLY: these jokes are within the first 7 movies or so 5 being the zenith then reducing down and down. by movie 8 it's sa #e #i give these disclaimers because these movies are all very enjoyable and i would not recommend them if i didnt think there wasnt any merit #o them. they are all very much worth watching. Movie 5 still has a lot of very enjoyable stuff in it (there's a showdown in a supermarket!! #but i just want to make sure that is clear and established since transparency is good to have and i dont want anyone's viewing experience t #be ruined because they weren't given the proper warning #if it's any consolation it's my understanding that even the directors hated doing the jokes #iirc Keiichi Hara really didn't like doing the jokes and i think had a talk with the mangaka Yoshito Usui and was like 'uh dude this is #gonna age horribly can we maybe not' #ironically Hara's first film is Movie 5. which is again the biggest offender #BUT! that is my spiel. my understanding is that it's contained to those 6 or 7 first movies and i think is strictly just a movie thing #so please do give these films a watch but just be mindful at the same time #if anyone needs recommendations my favorites have been movies 4 and 9 but i genuinely really enjoyed every one that i have seen #i've seen the first 11 and a half movies (need to finish 12) and movie 22. the worst i've felt about one is 'oh that was pretty good!' #each film has its own merit and is very very very much worth watching #22 was the first Shin-chan anything i watched and all my Shin-chan expert friends say 4 is a good introductory piece #in case that influences anything/makes it easier to break in #so. thus concludes my spiel #csc #vid

[miekasa]

worst tropes

men dating women in the same career/field as them an get silent/bitter because she's having a big moment/is more accomplished than him

men dating women in time-demanding careers and then are upset that their careers demand their time

men with podcasts

men dating independent/emotionally unavailable women and then are upset that they are independent/emotionally unavailable

men who can't drive

best tropes

friends to lovers

men who can drive

love on purpose, love that's intentional, love that's not rotten work because it's you

#mie.txt #been watching two shows back to back where the female lead is not only insufferable but so is her choice in men #as are all the other side characters' boyfriends #its crazy to see just how terrible a man's influence on writing women is #bc it's not even in women its in how they take back men that are the worst that are bad for them #and how hes always forgiven and grows but she doesnt #im not usually a movie watcher either but ive been using them to time my studying and GOD male directors are the worst too? #its so strange to think about because yeah men as a class are so intentionally sinister when theyre in power #but also so blissfully unaware when theyre subject to the influence of those in power that they end up (accidentally?) gaslighting everyone #else around them #idk idk idk idk idk #idk boys in real life can be and are so cute when theyre in love #theyre so so so cute #so why is that so hard to translate on screen #or like... why the unwillingness to do so???? #anyway...... hiiiiii im finished w my semester does anyone wanna talk about levi and gojo 😁😁

[buffysummers]

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Amanda Shelton in Simply Irresistible (1999) dir. Mark Tarlov

#filmgifs #moviegifs #throwbackblr #dailyhangover #userstream #chewieblog #ruinedchildhood #smgedit #sarah michelle gellar #filmtv #dailyflicks #filmandtv #simply irresistible #filmedit #mark tarlov #one of the worst movies of all time but she's baby #look at her! #*gif

[adamnsey]

#one thing about me is that if I've seen a piece of media then I have ALSO seen the bloopers multiple times #@ succession hbo release the bloopers or I swear to GOD #anyways. my fav bloopers are the office bloopers!! they are so funny and all on youtube and I've seen them all like 20 times #followed by community bloopers are super funny #bloopers are especially great when they are for shows that are not at first glance funny #like hannibal bloopers r funny #THE BREAKING BAD BLOOPERS ARE SO GOOD go watch them omg..... brian cranston is so cool it sucks that he plays the worst guy ever #and aaron paul and his relationship is just really sweet #i fucking love bloopers so much and every show/movie should be required by Law to release their bloopers #tell me ur fav bloopers in tags if you've read this far lol :) #succession #the office #community #tv #film #memes #doctor who #mine #spongebob memes #spongebob meme #spongebob squarepants #humour #humor

[manderleyfire]

– Your problem is you're scared. If you had any courage, we wouldn't be in this mess. Who gives a shit what other people think? – What are you talking about? – You know what I'm talking about.

The Ballad of Jack and Rose (2005), Dir. Rebecca Miller

#the ballad of jack and rose #daniel day lewis #camilla belle #my love feeds on your love beloved #shitty things i do for love #for once i made a thing greedily for ME and me only #if i was still able to feel any shame i would probably apologize for this buuut #i'm worse than that #i may or may not have been told this a few times but it's not the worst movie ddl has ever made cut the crap #in fact i rewatched his whole filmography to prove it yes i did #*no regrets he's divinely talented and ungodly handsome* #do i wish tbojar was a more cohesive??? totally #is it still captivating melancholy and sincere in the best way possible? a hundred percent #also this is all about d&c chemistry that has brought the movie together #not about pau1 dan0 as you may assume #the rejects the eccentrics the loners the lost and forgotten cinema club

[foundmywei]

So I watched Citadel (2012) and I have to say it... this is Boris in his early 20s

#boris pavlikovsky #the goldfinch #aneurin barnard #boreo #i specifically watched this movie after seeing a photo of aneurin all beat up #i love when he looks like he's had the worst time of his life

[golden-snackoos]

I think we as a society need to watch more Monk in 2024.

#monk #snacktalk #imagine a man so riddled with anxiety due to trauma that he develops severe OCD #his life is upended but he remains a damn good detective and warm and openhearted #tony shaloub #monk's actor has said it's not all that hard for him to identify with OCD #and there's a new movie with so much monk fanservice #the movie's ending made me and my sister cryy #it's the kind of movie to see where you realize how much time has passed for all of us #and how even through the worst times you've remembered how to be happy whenever you watch monk overcome his struggles #with living in SF

[sonatine]

You just don't get lines like "what is this fool, sandwich crazy?" in modern cinema anymore

#worst/best movie of all time #the fast and the furious #every line is terrible and cheesy. and yet #those two boys are in love and it compels me

[octopus-doctor]

I stupidly stayed up waaaay too late so I could finally get this done lol BUT my new Mysterio bag 😌

#mysterio #my stuff #literally posting this at the worst time lol but whatever #Spider-Man #spiderman #not 100% happy with the placement of everything but man that GIGANTIC square one... makes things hard lol #also that one is surprisingly so heavy sthdfh #i have 2 more pins on their way to me at some point and 2 more that i can aware of that i can actually get and like man #ain't no way there are ALL fitting in here lmao #but that's a problem for a different time 😋 #also found 2 more that i don't think i ever have a chance of having but that's okay they were both movie Mysterio lol #god tho i wish so badly i coulda gotten the adorable tssm Mysterio charm someone on here made 😭 #i still wanna get some of their others but rip losing out on THE boy advnfdhj