#your own husband???

[camilleflyingrotten]

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #illustration #illustrator #procreate #digital art #fanart #my art #(you can use it as your own lock screen if you want to #a better HD version is available on Twitter

[soft-delicacy]

i wouldn’t wish a narcissistic partner/parent/child/friend on anyone - it has to be the worst thing ever

#i feel so torn and helpless #i want to help you so much #my heart is breaking so much #people live such sad lives #💔💔 #what’s worse is that i thought you were so beautiful inside & out #i thought you loved the girls #your own husband??? #how can people be so unkind and heartless #i don’t understand #narcs are terrifying #i’m so so scared of them #but my narc radar is becoming so much stronger

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

#so the part of the book where kid hua cheng suddenly sits bolt upright #because he senses something in the room #and this 7 year old is just 👁️👁️ and radiating immense killing intent #hes so fucking funny 😭 #i love him being weird and strange and offputting #‘dianxia why does the high schooler that hangs around your house sometimes have glowing red eyes and know things he definitely shouldnt #and crush things into dust with his bare hands and seem to hate the sun an-‘ mind your own fucking business #drawing baby hc was so much fun i hope i do it again soon #the secret is that xie lian is JUST as deeply weird as his husband but in a less obvious and threatening manner. #guy who has to keep his internal monologue internal because he is thinking things like “wouldnt wanna get choked by those hands!” #out of every god character he is the one who seems to have changed the most from immortality #dying presumably hundreds of times and being alone for hundreds of years does something to your brain #“xiao hua why does your cultivator talk weird and wear the same clothes and eat the same food and-” HE IS AUTISTIC!!!! AND JADED BY THE #PASSAGE OF CENTURIES!!! YOULL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!! #my art #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #art #tgcf meme #mxtx #天官赐福 #lmao #hob #heaven official's blessing #the people have spoken...

[hg-aneh]

I think it was about time I introduced tumblr to my book Crowley... who eventually became a walking love letter to Latino culture lmao

(You can think of him as a Book Crowley who spent way too much time in south america)

Language wise, he's an amalgamation of all latin american spanish dialects (+pt-br) so,, have fun translating some of the things he's saying

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens fanart #aziracrow #book omens #my book Aziraphale is fuckinh HUGE btw #he's taller than show Crowley #also I'm from Peru and of indigenous descent so shhhhhhh to the ppl who could see this as problematic #its happened before and im paranoid #latino crowley #my beloved #sorry to the brits but we re kidnapping your child and raising it as our own #that first and last ones are old #aneh draws #also i just wanna say he didnt start off this way #i literally just wanted to make him physically OBVIOUSLY indigenous #and then everything got out of hand in the best of ways #god im nervous sorry #aneh wont shut up

[ineffable-suffering]

The meaning of "I forgive you"

Alright, hello again, I involuntarily dipped for a bit because real life outside of this lovely Tumblr Good Omens bubble got a little bit stressful, but! I'm back for a quick little post to say that I'm currently reading the script book for Season 1 and seeing this line again, spelled out on paper, just shone some more light on the whole „I forgive you“-scene of Season 2 for me again.

Because really, this first time Az says it to Crowley in front of the bookshop tells us exactly what the second time during the Final Fifteen means.

Aziraphale is not forgiving Crowley for kissing him. Or for using this moment to confess and make things explicit between them.

No, Aziraphale is forgiving Crowley for not trusting and believing (in) him.

Let's shove the Final Fifteen to the side for a second and look at this scene from Season 1 under the cut.

The situation at hand: The World is ending, with utmost certainty. In addition, Crowley is absolutely f*cked and Hell is out to get him. He tries to apologise for their Bandstand fallout and explain the other two things to Az (poorly, but he tries). Because to Crowley, Armageddon is a done deal already. Wherever the actual Antichrist is, he's gonna come into his power and the World will be wiped out for Heaven and Hell to wage their war on. Also, Hastur is coming to kick his demon ass. Time to dip!

And yet, Aziraphale doesn't want to come with him. He is adamant that he will be able to reach the Almighty, talk to Her and turn this around. Because if Aziraphale, Guardian of the Eastern Gate, thinks there's even the slightest, tiniest morsel of a chance that he can turn things around the right way, he will do it. Even if it sounds ridiculous. Even if it's a lost cause to everyone else. Even if all the other angels gang up on him and (literally) beat him up.

Even if Crowley calls him stupid.

Aziraphale decides not to be offended by this.

Because this is what he does. This is what a Guardian does. He stays and protects to ward off the intrusion, until the very last second.

Now listen, I'm the last person to blame Crowley for intrinsically wanting to choose Flight over Fight in this very situation, because Lord knows (literally) what happened to him back when he chose Fight and lost.

But at the same time we have to keep in mind that despite his last name, Aziraphale never Fell. He never made the horrible experience of being chucked away by the one who made you to love Her because you chose to question her ways. And yes, in so many ways this choice of his, to still believe that he can change something by questioning and suggesting (both here and in S2), is utterly maddening and hurtful to Crowley. Because it's a mirror of what Crowley himself did and a reminder of just how big the price he had to pay was. Aziraphale seemingly not realizing or understanding this stings. It does.

And yet.

Yet Aziraphale's choice to not take no for an answer, to not let a punch to the gut derail him from his plan, to not let even the most definitive thing such as Armageddon keep him from fighting back, is the one thing that ends up saving the World.

Because even when it all seems impossible and completely hopeless and bloody Satan himself is erupting from the pits of Hell, ...

... Aziraphale picks up his sword and fights back.

And he wins.

Not without help, of course. But might I remind you of what got Crowley to cooperate and not simply surrender like he'd almost done that second?

You might not see it at first, but tucked in between all the posh hedonism, hidden away underneath that tightly buttoned waistcoat of his, Aziraphale is a fighter. And a good one at that. I mean, for Someone's sake, he got discorporated, beamed himself down back to Earth, found Crowley somehow, possessed a psychic prostitute (love you, Madame Tracy), rode a scooter all the way to Taddfield and fought off Lucifer with sheer willpower (and a bit of emotional coercion).

Aziraphale can fight. Smart and hard. And not only that: He can win, too. And he knows it. Because he believes, truly, firmly and wholly, that he can make things right. It's the only thing he will settle for. This, ladies and gents, this is how he ends up saving the World, together with Crowley, Adam and the rest.

Because he didn't accept no as an answer. He didn't look at the impossible and accept it as such. Even when Crowley thought him to be an idiot for trying and even after his initial attempt at talking to God had failed, Aziraphale still found a way to stop The Big Bad Thing from happening.

Which is exactly what his plan is when he ends up being forced to come back to Heaven by the Metatron. (If you still believe this was a voluntary choice, read here). And which is exactly why he is so hurt and still ends up forgiving Crowley for the fact that Crowley doesn't end up coming with him. Doesn't end up understanding, trusting and believing (in) him, just like all the way back at the end of the World in Season 1.

Aziraphale decides not to be offended by this.

#good omens #good omens season 2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens meta #gos2 #good omens 2 #i forgive you #*saunters onto your feed* i'm BACK #the final fifteen #aziraphale is a fighter #and he will always win #my own meta

[spineless-lobster]

If I had a nickel for every gay couple that had one person leave causing the other to be emotionally destroyed I would have- no, y’know what? I’m too fucking devastated over this why does it keep happening why can’t they just communicate???

#there’s literally too many to count so feel free to add your own ships #but for now I will tag #bbc ghosts #capvers #ofmd #our flag means death #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

Due to that post I made re: why it's hard for aros/aces to imagine a future for themselves because society tells you a romantic partner will always take priority, a lot of people (aros/aces and allos alike) are sharing stories about how they have been discarded by their close friends and it's breaking my heart. But allos and aspecs coming in and sharing how they have the same amount of love for their partners and their best friends/siblings is healing it.

Still, there are people in the tags saying that aros/aces can "never offer their partners the kind of intimacy they need" and so they shouldn't be "surprised" when they feel closer to partners than their friends. You guys are missing the point.

The point is that we should NOT be ranking our relationships. People aren't there to be ranked on a scale of "This person is my number one and this person comes after that." The point is that you need multiple people in your life. One person cannot - and should not - be responsible for giving you everything you need. Different people will give you different things that you need in life and you should value all of them.

The idea that a romantic partner will give you every single thing you need in life is a toxic idea in itself and puts undue pressure on said partner and the relationship as a whole. A best friend won't give you everything either. You NEED multiple people in your life and they will all give you a part of what you need, but there is no one perfect person out there who perfectly gives you exactly what you want. We need multiple people and they should all be valued by you. Love is not limited.

#aro stuff #ace stuff #aroace tag #aro #ace #aromanticism #asexuality #aromantic #asexual #aroace #This idea that a romantic partner comes before everything and everyone else is a very Western idea too #I'm grateful that I live in a culture where family and community are important parts of life. #I'm lucky that my best friend considers me as important as her husband #i'm lucky that I'm close to my family and have unconditional love from them #why do I have to rank the relationships in my life #a mother with two kids can love and prioritise them equally #as my own mother does #why is it impossible for some of you to imagine doing that with other relationships in your life? #(i wrote this when I was sleepy and wrote unrequited love instead of unconditional love i'm so dumb lol #i do return my family's love)

[thewanderingace]

#good omens #goodomensedit #good omens season 2 #good omens 2x05 #crowley #anthony j crowley #david tennant #aziraphale #michael sheen #ineffable husbands #protective crowley is EVERYTHING #and this little moment was a favorite of mine #'i wont' leave you on your own' #KILL ME!! #I LOVE IT #my gifs #stephs stuff #mod post

[cthulhuschild]

ZoSan Week: 40 years old

When you are in desperate need of more 40 y/o ZoSan and you realise you have the power of art.

#one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #Zosan #Sanzo #one piece fanart #I imagine that Sanji grew a bit taller than Zoro #After Sanji came on terms with his sexuality and his own self he become the most dangerous men on the sea #Everyone falls for him but he is just declining one confession after the other #“but your husband isn't even here” but Sanji just smiles because of course his husband isn't here. No one can tie down the demon of the east #And Sanji would never #Zoro on the other hand loves gis freedom #But he loves it even more now that he has a home he can return to #He was the one who threatened the marines to change Sanjis last name into his own #Equals in every way

[foolishlovers]

WIP Wednesday Good Omens Recs

let's spread some love and share some wips this wednesday. writing can be hard and lonely sometimes, so let's hit the kudos button and post a comment or two on some ongoing fics today!

#gonna reblog with some of my recs in a sec #feel free to add yours!! #i know wips aren't everyone's thing and that's okay!! but if u do feel up for reading them in general #then i really wanna encourage u to talk about them!! nothing better than encouragement and love on your own ongoing projects!! #good omens #good omens fic rec #good omens fanfiction #good omens fics #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #aziracrow #go fanfic #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #foolish recs

[p2ii]

the toy soldier, it/it's pronouns, and dehumanisation as a means of reclaiming ones identity my beloved

#it is NOT a man. it is NOT your husband #it's is a wooden automaton playing pretend for its own amusement!!! #psii.txt #the toy soldier #the mechanisms #it's sooooo interesting to me #I love it sm #not an it/it's user but I believe in their beliefs <3

[suchawrathfullamb]

Scenes they didn't show but are canon because I said so but also common sense: - Will stalking Hannibal as soon as they met (he knew who Bedelia was, like how exactly) - Hannibal sniffing Will's bedding when he went to feed the dogs (I'm being nice here by saying bedding) - Will going to the bathroom in Hannibal's house and snooping around, testing his toiletries and smelling everything, opening up drawers etc. - Hannibal drawing Will after they fucked during the cock in the mouth episode (oh, I'm sorry, yes I said what I said) - Them fucking during that cock in mouth episode (it's the birdie on fire, whatever the fuck that was, you know what I meant) - Them definitely fucking after the social worker inside the horse. Maybe in the stable, even. Hannibal knocks the guy out, they fuck, then call Jack and arrest him. You know, priorities. - Will's wet dreams after the ambulance scene. - Bedelia asking Hannibal "do you desire Will sexually?" (Franklyn style) - Abigail and Freddie Lounds gossiping about Hannigram and wondering who tops who - Alana finding Hannibal's erotic drawings of Will and that's actually the secret reason why she backed off in season 2. - Will jerking off to the picture of young Hannibal Il Mostro - Them fucking softly because injured after the Mason thing in season 3 - Oh, them definitely fucking after the season 2 Mason nose thing, what the fuck was that scene, they were exuding sexual energy. - Hannibal crying outside of Will's house after the breakup. - Hannibal crying when the lights went out in his cell. - Will crying in the shower every day for months until he runs out of energy so he cannot shed a tear anymore because it has been dried out of his body. - Will hallucinating Hannibal ala Stagman while having sex with Molly. - Molly pretending she didn't hear Will saying Hannibal's name as he came. - Them making out in the drive to the cliff house in Wrath.

#what else? #add your own #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen #headcanons? more like canon #this is real #it happened #i was there i was will's butthole

[steveharrington]

listening to students tell me “yeah i can’t figure this out i’m just a girl 🤣” listening to my coworkers tell me “honestly i just can’t wait to become a stay at home girlfriend so i never have to work again!!” looking at my online feeds which have all become like pictures of cigarettes with a pink bow on them captioned “girlhood” i’m ACTUALLY going to start freaking the fuck out

#i’m not hating on my coworkers btw like. i won’t act like the thought of #getting to stay home and not having to work 40 hour weeks for meager earnings #while someone else handles expenses isn’t like obviously appealing #but it’s so. dangerous. to let your husband have full control of you financially #and one of them was explicitly saying she wants her job to be quote unquote taking care of her boyfriend #like yes we don’t dream of labor but girls please #you can find a job you’re interested in you can find a way to have control over your own income #please

[your-name-is-jim]

Sometimes I need to remember that this movie is real, and so are these lines.

#star trek iii: the search for spock #the search for spock #spirk #space husbands #james t. kirk #spock #sarek #leonard mccoy #admiral morrow #k/s #kirk x spock #star trek tos #star trek the original series #the noblest part of myself #your son meant more to me than you can know #as surely as if it were my very own #if I hadn't tried the cost would have been my soul #your name is jim #my gifs

[fuzzygoblin]

Coming Home - A Choose Your Own Adventure Good Omens Fic

Coming this Valentine's Day, the writers over at r/GoodOmensAfterDark have been hard at work bringing this masterpiece of smut together for you! Modelled on the Choose Your Own Adventure books from the 80's and 90's, this story has something for everyone! This huge collaboration is all due to the phenomenal hard work and organisational skills of @doonarose, whose efforts in bringing together the writing talents of over 30 Good Omens Fanfic authors creating endless story lines that will have you gasping.

@goodomensafterdark @paperclipninja @nosferatini

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #fanfic #choose your own adventure #choose your own path #choose your own story #choose your own ending

[drbtinglecannon]

The thing driving me so insane about Loid and Yor communicating so openly is that this is how a couple in an actual relationship would address the problems they're having

She's asking him to rely on her, saying that he doesn't need to put up appearances all the time, that she knows he's capable but she's here to help and wants to, that he doesn't need to be perfect.

They're in a fake marriage. Loid has repeatedly told her she doesn't have to do anything but be around for specific events, but Yor still genuinely took up the role of Anya's mom and has been actively working to be a good mother to her fake husband's daughter this entire time, and now she's gently pushing back on Loid about not helping him either.

They aren't in love yet, or at least aren't aware of any developing feelings, but Yor is still reaching out to Loid in a way that someone in a real committed relationship would to their partner. She doesn't need to!! She's completely in her right to not help him, to not care!! He has given her the explicit permission of it multiple times!! But she cares about him, Anya, and Bond, this little family they've created. She wants him to lean on her like she does on him

#spy x family #sxf manga spoilers #twiyor #loidyor #whether you ship loidyor romantically or as qpps the writing of their relationship has been the best fake marriage i've ever seen hands down #she! cares! for! him! & want to help! & he's even realizing that he wishes he could lean on her more but cant! AHHH #but legit this was such healthy communication in this chapter that its like do either of you remember this is fake? that youre basically #roommates co-parenting a child who pretend to be married for your own respective safety? yor is an assassin. having a distant relationship #to her fake husband would only make that all easier for her but SHE DOESNT WANT THAT SHE WANTS TO BE CLOSER TO HIM!! BC SHE CARES ABOUT HIM #& APPRECIATES ALL HE DOES FOR HER!!! AND HES FINALLY REALIZING HOW MUCH HER HAPPINESS MEANS TO HIM TOO!! AHHHH #i'm being so normal about this #tc posts