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nowthatwedonttalk13 · 6 months
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i love how in this album harry styles is
james dean
a daydream
with long hair, slicked back
wearing a white t-shirt
in screaming color
a paper airplane
wanting back the love he gave away/pushed aside
pushing buttons
a fox
her love
having eyes so green
calming fears with a cheshire cat smile
a gentleman
growing hair long
having new icons
a national treasure
too polite to break hearts
a lying traitor
searching a maiden’s/model’s bed for something greater
the range of their relationship, damn.
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suchawrathfullamb · 16 days
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Scenes they didn't show but are canon because I said so but also common sense: - Will stalking Hannibal as soon as they met (he knew who Bedelia was, like how exactly) - Hannibal sniffing Will's bedding when he went to feed the dogs (I'm being nice here by saying bedding) - Will going to the bathroom in Hannibal's house and snooping around, testing his toiletries and smelling everything, opening up drawers etc. - Hannibal drawing Will after they fucked during the cock in the mouth episode (oh, I'm sorry, yes I said what I said) - Them fucking during that cock in mouth episode (it's the birdie on fire, whatever the fuck that was, you know what I meant) - Them definitely fucking after the social worker inside the horse. Maybe in the stable, even. Hannibal knocks the guy out, they fuck, then call Jack and arrest him. You know, priorities. - Will's wet dreams after the ambulance scene. - Bedelia asking Hannibal "do you desire Will sexually?" (Franklyn style) - Abigail and Freddie Lounds gossiping about Hannigram and wondering who tops who - Alana finding Hannibal's erotic drawings of Will and that's actually the secret reason why she backed off in season 2. - Will jerking off to the picture of young Hannibal Il Mostro - Them fucking softly because injured after the Mason thing in season 3 - Oh, them definitely fucking after the season 2 Mason nose thing, what the fuck was that scene, they were exuding sexual energy. - Hannibal crying outside of Will's house after the breakup. - Hannibal crying when the lights went out in his cell. - Will crying in the shower every day for months until he runs out of energy so he cannot shed a tear anymore because it has been dried out of his body. - Will hallucinating Hannibal ala Stagman while having sex with Molly. - Molly pretending she didn't hear Will saying Hannibal's name as he came. - Them making out in the drive to the cliff house in Wrath.
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stra-tek · 1 year
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Random spoilerific reasons to read Star Trek novels, with little to no context:
Ro/Quark is a thing
A Jem'Hadar joins DS9, tries to fit in but eventually snaps and tries to kill everybody
You learn the origins and final fate of the Borg
A thinly-veiled Dr. House clone joins the Voyager crew
Geordi briefly has 2 girlfriends at once (due to different writers not co-ordinating enough, but still)
There's a TOS book that's a musical
There are YA stories about Jake and Nog making mischief on DS9
YA stories about Worf, Geordi, Picard, Beverly, Kirk, Spock and McCoy at SFA
YA series about the Kelvinverse gang (including Gaila!) as cadets, taking on a drug problem at SFA and a very unique Borg scout in San Francisco
We very briefly meet the people who are to Q what the Q are to humanity
Janeway/Chakotay is a thing
Kirk's first mission in command of the Enterprise! Erm, at least twice.
Kirk was married between TOS and TMP
Her name was Lori
In the future, you have yearly marriage contracts that you either update or you don't and I think that's amazing
Trip didn't die! He faked his death to join Section 31 and go undercover as a Romulan
It's not great, tbh
The ENT books get better after the Romulan wars though, it's proper founding of the Federation stuff
We meet Jack Crusher (erm, the OG) when 4 timelines start overlapping and he's a bit unhinged
Teenage Kirk stole a car and his choice was go to jail or join Starfleet
What happened when Voyager got home? Seven broke up with Chakotay like 30 pages in
Kirk gets cloned, and his clone becomes the sub of an evil invincible super genius and its all very gay
George Kirk was Robert April's first officer on the first ever mission of the unnamed starship with the Naval Construction Contract 1701
Robert is a hard-core pacifist and has to turn command over to George whenever it's time to fire weapons
Data becomes fully human for a couple of days and it's really sweet
They never say "wristwatch" or "phone", it's always "wrist chrono" or "personal comm"
There are gays but they don't say that word because it's the 1990's and Rick Berman runs the franchise
Spock has a son in the past with Zarabeth
Everyone in the post-Nemesis era does spy missions all the time non stop, as if Starfleet has abandoned exploring the cosmos for doing Space Mission: Impossible
Bashir does it better than anyone else, he takes on Section 31 from the inside
Remember Control? It's from the novels, except the novels do it SO MUCH BETTER.
Remember how we never found out who Future Guy was? We do.
It's very underwhelming, nobody we know
We find out how the Romulans and Vulcans split
Surak was a Vulcan internet blogger
A Borg Cube eats Pluto
Janeway dies
Janeway gets better
At least one TOS book features a wizard
There's a Star Trek TOS/Here Come the Brides crossover novel
It had cameos from The Doctor (as in, Who), Han Solo, Starbuck and others
Whole book series about Section 31
Whole book series about the Department of Temporal Investigations
One time they do the Bill and Ted thing to escape confinement and it works
Wanna know how Riker and Troi met?
Wanna know what Picard got up to on the Stargazer?
Andorians have 4 sexes and it's very complicated
Data comes back from the dead as Data 2.0, and it was fresh and exciting because it happened long before ST: Picard did it twice.
Lal comes back too and we get father/daughter android stuff! They have a home and everything but keep having to save the universe
One time Mirror Seven is led around on a leash naked on Terok Nor
Geordi becomes captain of the USS Challenger, decides it's not for him because plot, and goes back to engineering on the Enterprise
Kirk is shot on the bridge and dies
Kirk gets better
They watch 3D holos of old Doctor Who episodes in the Enterprise rec room
The Enterprise also has an AI named Moira, which was Zora long before Zora
The TOS crew get together for one last mission. About three times.
There's a Perry Mason book except it's about Kirk's lawyer from that TOS episode
Data 2.0 owns and runs a massive gambling empire on Orion
Spock keeps randomly showing up everywhere in the TNG era
Scotty keeps randomly showing up everywhere in the TNG era
Bones keeps randomly showing up everywhere in the TNG era
You're on Tumblr so you already know about Killing Time
There's a guy named McKenzie Calhoun and he's a total badass and captains a ship of weirdos and misfits
Kirk comes back from the dead, saves the galaxy repeatedly, has an intersex child (who identifies as male) with a Romulan/Klingon hybrid
Kirk beats up Worf
Kirk's child has superpowers
Kirk's child saves the galaxy at age 6
The Kirk stuff is 100% ignored in the other novels
About 50% of the novels are ignored in the other 50%, and the ones that are meant to be in direct continuity with each other aren't always quite
Just like the TV shows and movies, then
Lwaxana Troi meets Q, and it goes as well as you'd expect
Someone tells Data, yes you idiot you had emotions all along and he's like, oh shit you're right
McCoy is left in command of the Enterprise as a joke by Kirk, who is then immediately kidnapped
Ro Laren is captain of Deep Space Nine
Picard/Beverly is a thing, they get married and have a child named Rene. No running away and raising your kid in secret here
Riker and Troi are married, serve on the Titan together with a bunch of adorable weirdos and have a daughter named Tasha
You get to watch all the 24th century characters die horribly in the end along with their entire universe. Holy fuck it's a bleak horror show. Personally, I love it. But if that's not your cup of tea I'd skip the Coda trilogy
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aprill-99 · 1 year
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The best fictional friend groups are at their core comprised of:
1. A determined trauma bunny surviving on an unknowably proportioned mixture of heart eyes and denial/repressed trauma.
2. An unquestionable ride or die bestie operating on a never ending rollercoaster of total fear and unfounded optimism.
3. One anxiety riddled sarcasm wielding third party the other two tricked into holding the brain cell.
*****Optional Bonus Content******
4. A beam of sunshine who doesn’t know any better whom friend #3 is trying to lure in so they can catch a five minute break.
5. A streetwise genius bestie who should have known better. (Who followed one of the others with only mild, though constant, complaining).
6. A part-time/former antagonist who swears they are there against their will.
****LAST ADD ON*****
7. A side character with immense cosmic power and knowledge (who is not present for at least 40% of the plot because Reasons Tm).
8. A guy who can drive.
Sometimes some combination ends up dating each other. A lot of the time, it looks like a questionably platonic polycule
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tiredcatastrophe · 3 months
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bitches be like "I have normal tastes" and then pull out the most greasiest and grass depraved fictional man who looks like he'd cry if a woman spoke to him
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multiversemittens · 11 days
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Some future HtP headcanons:
Big D lived in the Portland Polycule house and was the one who locked up the broom.
Door was part of the January 6th capitol attack. Not to overthrow the government, but to fix the structural integrity of the capitol building.
Grimal peed in the Dashcon ballpit.
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juneofbones · 10 months
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My favorite ship dynamic is terrible person x terrible person
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randomthefox · 14 days
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"Canon isn't real, do whatever you want with the media property!" is really just "turn your brain off and enjoy things" dressed up and pretending to be a reasonable argument.
Sorry but I LIKE the canon. It's sort of the reason I'm here in the first place. If you don't like or care about the canon then I'm not sure why you're even talking about it in the first place. For the same reason I'm not sure why you're talking about enjoying something if you didn't actually bother to use your brain when engaging with it.
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You know, you never see people saying "canon isn't real, stop caring about it, play with the toys in the sandbox" about something they actually think is good. About something they actually respect as a piece of art. You're pretty much just tacitly arguing that the Thing in question is a steaming load that nobody should care about. In which case either I think the Thing in question is bad and you have no argument to refute my assertion of how bad it is, or I think the Thing in question is good and you're insulting it and are not worth interacting with because you are not discussing the topic in good faith.
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zuko-always-lies · 17 days
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Zuko's Comics List of Cruelty
I wanted to create a separate list for comics! Zuko's list of cruelty, since I didn't want to tar canon Zuko with it. @waywardavatarenthusiast
I'll start it off.
Dangling his mentally ill sister over a cliff while telling her she ruined his life by being born.
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Made a relationship chart for y’all’s ocs! Go ahead! I’ll prove make one for my ocs aswell lol
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junkmail-of-eterna · 10 months
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I love how mutable Spamton is.
Spamton is a bird
Spamton is a bug
Spamton is a puppet
Spamton is a robot
Spamton is a cat
Spamton is corrupted data
Spamton is everything.
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bookbutterfly9 · 4 months
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#OnlyinGotham do you casually see Red Robin downing six shots of expresso at 2:47 am at your night shift.
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madmaudlingoes · 2 years
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Possible ways the Polycula are have passed the time waiting for the Czarina Catherine:
Card games (Van Helsing cheats)
Sightseeing in Varna
Practicing fun and useful phrases in Bulgarian
Communal knife sharpening time
Jonathan asks Quincy to teach him to use one of the long guns they brought. Quincy thinks this is a reasonable request. Quincy also thinks it's reasonable to practice in the back garden of their hotel. No one (except Jonathan) agrees with Quincy.
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littlematchacat · 5 days
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Baldur's Gate ball art collab with @autumn-crows-studio !!!
Ymir and Astarion by me
Wyll and Sage and Raven and Gale by @autumn-crows-studio
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bodhrancomedy · 1 year
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“Male gamers use voice changers to experience what’s like to be a woman in online gaming chat rooms.”
“Cis person dresses up as a trans person and gets abused.”
“Abled person pretends to be disabled and wow, the world isn’t accessible!”
Hey, you know what you could have done? Saved you some time?
FUCKING JUST LISTENED TO US AND ACCEPTED WHAT WE SAID BUT NO, YOU GOTTA COSPLAY.
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