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xaefanfictions · 9 months

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Danganronpa headcanons: Barbenheimer edition!

Author note: I watched Barbie recently and I really liked it, so here!

Characters: all the Danganronpa 1, 2 and 3 boys (+ the anime's boys as a bonus)

Trigger Happy Havoc

Makoto Naegi: Oppenheimer. He was scared that the other boys might make fun of him for watching something "girly".

Byakuya Togami: Oppenheimer. It makes him feel like a smartass and he never would he ever want to get called out for watching a "little girls" movie.

Yasuhiro Hagakure: Barbie. This man thinks Oppenheimer is too serious for him, plus he found Allan really funny and relatable.

Leon Kuwata: Barbie. Definitely yelled "I'm Kenough !" in the movie theater and got scolded by Taka.

Mondo Oowada: neither. He isn't all that much into movies and got bored pretty fast.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Barbie! He really liked the moral of the story and the fact that it is made for all ages.

Chihiro Fujisaki: both! They liked both stories equally and was happy to watch them with their friends.

Hifumi Yamada: both. He liked them both so much that he rushed back to his house to write a crossover fanfic between the two.

Goodbye Despair

Hajime Hinata: Oppenheimer.

Nagito Komaeda: Oppenheimer (because of the bomb), though he liked Barbie too. His opinion really depends on his classmates'.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: Oppenheimer. No questions asked.

Kazuichi Souda: Barbie. He didn't get Oppenheimer's plot (nor did he understand Barbie's ending) and he has a crush on Margot Robbie.

Gundham Tanaka: Oppenheimer, although he still went to see Barbie for and with Sonia.

Nekomaru Nidai: neither! He is not a huge cinema fan and missed half of each movie because he was gone taking a shit.

Teruteru Hanamura: Barbie! He didn't listen to the moral, but he did see those woman in servitude.

Byakuya Twogami: both. Their Byakuya persona liked Oppenheimer but the "real them" had to hold back tears when Barbie questioned Ken's place as a man.

Killing Harmony

Shuichi Saihara: both! He enjoyed Oppenheimer on his own and Barbie with Kaede and Kokichi.

Kokichi Ouma: he pretended to love Oppenheimer, actually preferred Barbie because it was fun.

Rantaro Amami: he watched both with his sisters and doesn't have a preference.

Kaito Momota: Oppenheimer. He thinks that it's a manly man's movie and didn't understand Barbie's moral anyway.

Ryoma Hoshi: Oppenheimer. He thinks Barbie was pretty cool though.

Korekiyo Shinguji: Oppenheimer, of course!

Gonta Gokuhara: Barbie. Oppenheimer made him go very tense and he didn't fully understand it.

Kiibo: he enjoyed both.

BONUS: The end of Kibougamine Gakuen

Sakakura Juzo: Oppenheimer.

Kizakura Koichi: Oppenheimer brought back some traumatic memories, so while he hasn't seen it, he'll settle for Barbie.

Sonosuke Izayoi: Barbie, because it is Ruruka's favourite.

Ryota Mitarai: neither of them are anime, so this hermit is not going out to see them.

#danganronpa #danganronpa sdr2 #danganronpa x reader #danganronpa 3 #trigger happy havoc #sdr2 goodbye despair #goodbye despair #sdr2 #ndrv3 #ndrv3 killing harmony #danganronpa v3 killing harmony #killing harmony #x reader #headcanon #danganronpa headcanons #barbenheimer

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xaefanfictions · 10 months

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The Saiki K cast taking care of their crush's Tamagotchi

Characters: Saiki Kusuo, Kaidou Shun, Aren Kuboyasu, Teruhashi Kokomi, Nendou Riki

Author note: I want Aren and Kaidou to take care of my little Kevin so badly (yes, I called mine Kevin because I thought it was funny)

Listening to: Backyard Boy - Claire Rosinkranz

01:43 ━━━━●───── 02:10

⇆ㅤ ㅤ◁ㅤ ❚❚ ㅤ▷ ㅤㅤ↻

Saiki Kusuo:

↪ Surprisingly, Kusuo accepts to look after your Tamagotchi.

↪ Even more surprising is the fact that he actually enjoys taking care of your virtual pet! Well, at first. He can not stand the constant ringing for too long.

↪ He likes how mindless this is, how he doesn't have to feel overqualified for the job but like a regular teenager being of service to a fellow classmate that he may or may not fancy.

↪ His parents are teasing him to no end. His mother is gushing about her son being able to raise a child, and his dad chimes in, crying because he is not ready to be a grandfather yet. They are just as overdramatic as always.

↪ He gives it back to you in due time and in good shape, secretly hoping that you would go to him for help like this more often.

Kaidou Shun:

↪ Even if it clashes horribly with his dark persona, Shun would do anything you ask him to. And that includes taking care of Mimitchi while you're away.

↪ He starts calling it the Egg of Discord when the others laugh at him for carrying a "girly" toy around. He also says that it holds immense powers and serves as a talisman to keep Dark Reunion away.

↪ He probably needs to ask his mother for help with the controls but would rather die than straight up go to her, so he figures them out by himself.

↪ Kaido takes a liking to your Tamagotchi and secretly babies it like he would an actual human baby. He talks to it in an "UwU" voice and sleeps with it beside his pillow.

↪ When you come back, he proudly gives you the Egg of Discord back with a smirk before asking very shyly for a hug because he missed you a whole lot.

Kuboyasu Aren:

↪ Since he wants to make friends and pass as a regular teenager, Aren gladly accepts to look after your virtual pet (it might also be because he has a big fat crush on you, who knows).

↪ He carries it everywhere to hear it ring and make sure it does not die on him. He wouldn't want to upset you after all!

↪ If anyone makes fun of him for carrying a toy around, he will scar them for life, either mentally or physically. No one will say anything negative about your precious little angel under his watch.

↪ He is not a fan of the constant ringing, but he couldn't even bring himself to throw it against the nearest wall when Kuchipatchi suddenly shit itself in the middle of the night. How sweet <3

↪ He will hand it back to you alive and well for sure! He was careful with it and defended its honor until the very last second.

Teruhashi Kokomi:

↪ Little Miss Kokomi gladly agrees to watch over your little one. It is not like she likes you or anything! It really is just because she has an image to keep up! D-Don't get the wrong idea!

↪ She probably sees it as you wanting to bless your silly toy with her god-like presence because of her bloated ego. She thinks very highly of herself for giving you a hand.

↪ She knows how to care for a Tamagotchi, mainly because she had her mother's as a child. It brings back some nostalgia.

↪ She gives it back to you in good shape, with a smile that would make any boy fall in love. When you take it from her and your hands touch, she explodes into a blush and runs away in shame.

Nendou Riki:

↪ Riki has no idea how to care for a Tamagotchi, but he will still accept because it means a lot to his best pal (and crush, but he's too dumb to realize that he likes you).

↪ Futabatchi is going to see some twisted shit.

↪ Riki asks his mother for help because he has no idea how this thing works. She used to have one as a teen, so she thankfully knows how to keep the virtual pet alive.

↪ Realistically, so many things could go wrong: forgetting about it and how to control it, crushing it by sitting on it, losing it somewhere, letting it die miserably...

↪ If he somehow manages to hand it to you alive, it is probably drowning in shit and sick. Riki will ask you to eat ramen with him as a reward for taking good care of it.

#tdlosk #aren kuboyasu #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki no psi nan #saiki kusuo #x reader #self insert #riki nendou #nendou riki #teruhashi kokomi #shun kaidou #tamagotchi #i fucking hate tagging

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xaefanfictions · 11 months

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Kuroo and Bokuto (seperate) with a witch crush

𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰; none!

𝓐𝓾𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓮: A Karasuno version is coming soon, though I doubt that anyone is gonna read this self-indulgent shit

𝓛𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸: Rises the Moon - Liana Flores 01:22 ━━━━●───── 02:41 ⇆ㅤ ㅤ◁ㅤ ❚❚ ㅤ▷ ㅤㅤ↻

★彡[ᴋᴜʀᴏᴏ ᴛᴇᴛꜱᴜʀᴏᴜ]彡★

↪ Being a nerd, Kuroo likes hearing you talk about crystal and herbal magick. He could spend hours sitting there, on the rooftop, with you rambling about what his birthstone could be.

↪ He has trouble believing in your powers since he is more of a scientist, but he doesn't mind. It seems to make you happy, so who is he to tell you that you are wrong and that your beliefs are scientifically inaccurate?

↪ Besides, he is a curious man, and he has so much to discover with you and your art! He wouldn't want to shut you down and have you go back into your shell.

↪ Kuroo also buys you pretty stones and crystals as a gift. He is very good at memorizing what you tell him, hence why his gifts are always just the thing you need.

↪ Something he also really enjoys is having you meditate by his side while he studies for a test. He finds it calming, for some reason. He simply likes spending time with you like this.

↪ He adores listening to you rant about your craft, a lovestruck grin plastered on his face that you barely notice as you're concentrated on the topic at hand.

★彡[ʙᴏᴋᴜᴛᴏ ᴋᴏᴜᴛᴀʀᴏᴜ]彡★

↪ When Bokuto learns that you are a witch, he asks you tons of questions. Does this mean you can fly on a broom? Aren't witches super old and ugly? If so, then why are you so cute and pretty? Are you secretly a thousand years old?? DO YOU EAT KIDS???

↪ As you may be able to tell, Bokuto's views on witches extend to what he has seen on tv and nothing else, so there's a lot of debunking for you to do.

↪ When you're done demystifying your beliefs, though, he is in complete and utter awe. He didn't know that such a cool thing existed!

↪ He absolutely loves participating in your craft if you let him. He takes your recommendations very seriously: he sleeps with a crystal under his pillow and has one on a necklace he wears all the time, he tries to meditate before his games (key word: tries), and drinks the tea you gave him before going to bed.

↪ He asks you to cast a good luck spell on him before each important game, and he even once asked you to bless every single volleyball in the gym to make sure he wins.

↪ He believes in your powers much more than anybody else, and he thinks that makes you even more unique in his eyes. He is eager to confess his undying love for you and hopefully tie his hand to yours one day.

#haikyu x reader #haikyuu x gender neutral reader #hq headcanons #bokuto x reader #kuroo x reader #bokuto koutarou #kuroo tetsuro #haikyuu fluff #hq x self insert

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xaefanfictions · 1 year

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C/w: spoilers for SDR2 and NSFW

Today, in this episode of «Xae has the weirdest dreams»: Kazuichi Soda becomes a Remnant of despair because Junko sucked his virgin dick.

Edit: My mom told that my ace ass was giggling in my sleep too wtf is wrong with me-

#seriously wtf #sdr2 spoilers #danganronpa #sdr2 goodbye despair #kazuichi souda #sdr2 kazuichi #danganronpa shitpost #my dreams are weird

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xaefanfictions · 1 year

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Just had a dream in which Yasuhiro Hagakure from Trigger Happy Havoc gifted me a pinecone, wheezing uncontrollably as he tried to say "It's a pineapple. Get it? Cuz it's like the fruit of the pine tree, it's a pineapple. A PINEapple", and I punched him in the nuts in response.

That's it. That's my post.

#yasuhiro hagakure #danganronpa #trigger happy havoc #shitpost #danganronpa shitpost #my dreams are weird #dumb shit #ngl it kinda funny

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xaefanfictions · 1 year

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I respectfully hope the porn bots are enjoying that one fucking Coach Ukai fanfiction I wrote months ago.

#ukai x reader #fucking bots

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xaefanfictions · 2 years

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Akane: You know, burnt food doesn’t taste the same without Teruteru…

Hajime: Akane you’re eating a napkin-

#danganronpa incorrect quotes #danganronpa #danganronpa sdr2 #sdr2 spoilers #sdr2 teruteru #teruteru hanamura #akane owari #sdr2 akane #sdr2 hajime #hajime hinata #sdr2 goodbye despair #goodbye despair

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xaefanfictions · 2 years

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Kenma: I'd really like you to take me out...

Kuroo: Like on a date or ??

Kenma: No, like end my suffering.

#haikyū!!#haikyuu #haikyuu!!#incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect hq quotes #hq kenma #hq kuroo #kurooken #kenma kozume #kuroo tetsurou #kuroo tetsurō #my dreams are weird

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xaefanfictions · 3 years

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Blunt Kiss || Keishin Ukai x Reader

"You barely could contain your emotions when Karasuno won this crucial match against Nekoma."

Genre: Fluff, with a soft coach Ukai.

Word count: 1.029 words.

Today was the last day at the training camp before your volleyball team would come back to Karasuno, and the players from the different teams organized a final non-official tournament. Your "babies" won every game, and they were now going to play THE decisive match, hence why you were shaking with anticipation.

You had only met them two months ago when your best friend, Keishin Ukai, asked demanded you to become his volleyball team's assistant coach. Mostly because he needed someone to train his apprentices whenever he had to work at his mother's store, but also because he secretly wanted to spend more time with you. But all of these practice sessions got you closer to them, and it didn't take long for you to appreciate them like a proud parent.

"Hey, calm down," chuckled Keishin, nonchalantly lighting a cigarette as he sat on the bleachers by your side. "Geez, you look as tense as a thong !"

You snorted and lightly hit him with your elbow. "Dude, how can you not be nervous? Like, it's our beautiful and precious babies against the nasty stray fucking cats from Nekoma! It's THE match we can't lose !"

"First of, "your babies"? And second, I'm nervous too. I'm just not as dramatic as you are." He huffed at the sight of your now pouting face.

"You should blame my mother for making me overemotional, not me !" He held his hand out for you to take a puff of his tobacco as an apology. "Keep your cancer to yourself, you stupid twerp," you grumbled, crossing your arms.

He rolled his eyes, but before he could add anything else, the designated arbiters announced the beginning of the competition. You held tight onto your seat, biting on your bottom lip both because of excitement and pressure. Your blond-haired friend glanced at you and softly smiled, then gave his instructions to his dear players.

～*～♡～*～♥～*～♡～*～♥～*～♡～*～♥～*～♡～*～♥～*～♡～*～

The situation was now critical.

The end of the second set was close, with both teams having 23 points each.

You were shivering, your lip almost bleeding from how hard you had been chewing on it. You were still hopeful: maybe, just maybe, with a lot of luck and even more effort, there was still a chance to win.

Meanwhile, the coach sitting by your left looked like he was about to brutally attack any player from Nekoma that would dare score a point. He stayed there, his arms crossed, his pursed lips nearly crushing the cig he had stuck in his mouth earlier, and his left leg bouncing up and down.

Once you noticed it, you placed your hand on his thigh, your eyes still locked on the ball. During high school, when Keishin was anxious, you would place a hand on his back or his shoulder, and it always seemed to calm him down. The gentle and comforting touch of his team manager was all it used to take to soothe him. He glimpsed at your soft hand on his pants, his brain cursing at his heart for making him want to intertwine his fingers with yours like a lovestruck idiot.

"HOLY FUCK, YOU'VE SEEN THIS SHIT ?!" Before he could do anything, he got interrupted by your poetic bellow, which made his eyes dart from you to the court, then at the score: 24-23.

"ANNOYING ORANGE AND THE MILKMAN ARE DOING THEIR WEIRD ATTACK AGAIN !" You beamed, shaking him by the shoulders with vigor. You two immediately turned back to the play, yelling encouragements at your athletes and eventually calling the other team "pussies". And ultimately, after a few more minutes of unbearable suspense...

Tsukkishima blocked the "Tanaka-like dude but from Nekoma" 's spike (as you called poor Yamamoto).

You jumped from your seat, screaming like a maniac, as Keishin fist-bumped the air and joined you in complete tumult. You felt overwhelmed, so overwhelmed that you needed urgently to get these emotions out of your system somehow.

You euphorically grabbed the blond-haired man's cheeks and crashed your lips against his. You felt his breath hitch and his whole body tense before the heat of his face transferred onto your skin.

You pulled away, immediately sprinting towards Tsukkishima to tackle him into a strangling hug, leaving behind you a red and flustered coach Ukai, shocked yet very pleased by the faint taste of your lips ghosting on his as he tried to catch his breath.

After you were done asphyxiating the middle blocker, squeezing every other player from Karasuno, and giving the middle finger to the opposite team's coach, you ran back up to your friend and threw yourself in his arms.

"I'm so proud of them, Kei !" You giggled happily, not even realizing what had actually happened. "Kei ?" you lifted your head up, confused as to why he wasn't saying anything nor moving at all. His bewildered brown eyes drowned into your bright (e/c) ones, his lips slightly parted, and his breathing way faster than before.

"I want more," he murmured. It took you a couple seconds to realize what you did earlier and what his words meant."Y-You... You want-" He cut you off by suddenly removing the cigarette from his mouth and pulling you close by the hips to give you another kiss, this time a more intense one.

You shivered a bit, then your hands slowly reached his hair, twisting his blond locks between your fingers as one of his hands traveled from down your back up your spine, closing the gap between you. You melted in his warmth and deepened the embrace, allowing his tongue to meet yours in a passionate brawl.

You two broke apart, almost gasping for air. Keishin snickered, panting a bit before he ruffled your hair. "You know, you're a shit kisser."

You whipped your head up, glaring at the male. "Go fuck yourself, Keishin." You immediately regretted your words as soon as you saw the smug look on his face, a foreshadowing of what he was about to reply.

"Heh, if it's by you, then sure."

"KEISHIN-"

"By the way, remind me to thank your mom for making you overemotional next time I see her."

(A/N: Why do I feel as if this is the worst thing I have ever written? It's so freaking stupid I swear to the gods-)

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xaefanfictions · 3 years

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⇥ Master List ⇤

Requests are open, so you can submit your ideas. I write for Danganronpa (v1, v2, and v3), Haikyuu!!, and My Hero Academia. Although please keep in mind that I do not write lemons.

Thank you for your understanding, and I hope you'll enjoy my work ❤

Danganronpa (Trigger Happy Havoc):

Leon Kuwata x Reader:

Idol (fluff/confession, not published yet): Leon has a celebrity crush, like many people. However, unlike many people, Hope's Peak gives him a chance to pursue them.

THH boys find their (s/o) dead (scenario/angst, not published yet)

Yasuhiro Hagakure x Reader:

Phantasmagorical (fluff/ghost reader, not published yet): How would Yasuhiro's friends react upon meeting his not-so-quite-alive partner?

THH boys find their (s/o) dead (scenario/angst, not published yet)

Danganronpa (Goodbye Despair):

Nagito Komaeda x Reader:

Under The Moonlight (fluff/confession, not published yet): A simple confession, far away from the noise and everyone else.

Kazuichi Souda x Reader:

Competition (fluffy crackfic/confession, not published yet): You two started out as enemies fighting for Miss Sonia's affection, but things took an unexpected turn.

Danganronpa (Killing Harmony):

Korekiyo Shinguji x Reader:

One Dance (fluff, not published yet): You were forced to partner up with the creepy anthropologist for a dance contest but ended up enjoying his presence more than you expected.

Moderne Masquerade (fluff, not published yet): Korekiyo fell in love at an anime convention but could not recognize his crush out of cosplay.

Kaito Momota x Reader:

Man Enough (fluff/angst with a happy ending/confession/male reader, not published yet): Kaito Momota, Luminary of the stars, fell in love with a man, much to his dismay.

Message From The Stars (fluff/confession/alien reader, not published yet): How ironic that the ultimate astronaut fell in love with an otherworldly being!

Rantaro Amami x Reader:

Hey Brother (wholesome fluff/non-despair au, not published yet): As a kindergarten teacher, the last thing you expected was to receive a drawing from someone's older brother marrying you...

Haikyuu!!:

Keishin Ukai x Reader:

Blunt Kiss (fluff/confession): kissing his long-time crush in the heat of the moment after Karasuno wins a match.

Karasuno with a deaf (s/o) (scenario, not published yet)

Kuroo Tetsurou

Kuroo and Bokuto with a witch crush (fluff/headcanons)

Bokuto Koutarou

Bokuto and Kuroo with a witch crush (fluff/headcanons)

Koushi Sugawara x Reader:

Volleybuds.com (fluff, not published yet): Suga meets his crush on a volleyball-centered forum.

Karasuno with a deaf (s/o) (scenario, not published yet)

Yuu Nishinoya x Reader:

Soulmates (fluffy crackfic/deaf reader/soulmate au, not published yet): Noya is glad that his soulmate is deaf, considering his first words to them were a bizarre midnight rant.

Karasuno with a deaf (s/o) (scenario, not published yet)

Lev Haiba x Reader:

Forbidden Love (fluffy crackfic/confession, not published yet): How could he, Lev Haiba, self-proclaimed ace of Nekoma, fall head over heels for Karasuno's pretty manager ?!

This is Home (angst with a happy ending/comfort/confession, not published yet): Lev didn't fully understand what you were doing on the roof that evening, but he was glad he met you.

Tadashi Yamaguchi x Reader:

Pretend (fluff/confession, not published yet): How nice of you to pretend to be Yamaguchi's partner for a party to save him the embarrassment of lying!

Karasuno with a deaf (s/o) (scenario, not published yet)

Hajime Iwaizumi x Reader:

After Dark (angst with a happy ending/confession, not published yet): Hajime knew something was wrong when Oikawa and his crush started dating, and he would see the changes in their personality and appearance...

Just a Knight (fluff/fantasy au/confession, not published yet): Just a love story between King Oikawa's knight and some loud-mouthed peasant.

My Hero Academia:

Eijiro Kirishima x Reader:

Love-colored Dye (fluff/confession, not published yet): Eijiro is always glad to have to cut his hair or dye his roots if it means he gets to see his favorite hairdresser again!

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K

The Saiki K cast taking care of their crush's Tamagotchi

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