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haroldtweets · 1 year
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just learned about the origins of thanksgiving, think im gonna vomit
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haroldtweets · 1 year
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the spiders are crawling on the walls again, my tv is melting before my eyes, my fingers are made of sand
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haroldtweets · 1 year
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trying to play video games before I have to leave for work and my Xbox froze right when everything loaded. why does god hate me?
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haroldtweets · 1 year
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looking for some friends here. I believe we can foster a great community here with love and understanding. Except for fascism, you have to use a sledgehammer and some other weapons to deal with that
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haroldtweets · 1 year
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the best way to deal with someone is to have a stern talk with them. and if that doesn’t work you are legally allowed to cave their skull in with a blunt object
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haroldtweets · 1 year
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where is the porn section?
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haroldtweets · 1 year
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please follow me I post good content
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haroldtweets · 1 year
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this is my grandpa from thanksgiving last year. He passed away unfortunately on January 6th of this year. He was a good man. Please pay your respects
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haroldtweets · 1 year
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5 posts! Wow I’m a real tumblr person
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haroldtweets · 1 year
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my header image is a display of the vast differences about the human experience. how all of our life vessels are formed differently, and yet underneath we are all the same. thank you for coming to my tedtalk
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haroldtweets · 1 year
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hello little gay people in my phone 😊
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haroldtweets · 1 year
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got my wiener on hard today
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haroldtweets · 1 year
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welcome to the ⚠️danger zone⚠️
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haroldtweets · 1 year
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made dinner for y’all
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haroldtweets · 1 year
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I’m here from Twitter
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