#?? idk man

[int3rnetprincess]

guys guys guys listen…

pervy!stepmom!wanda who innocently offers you some wine after dinner, only so she can slip a few libido pills into your drink. she sees you start to change your position more frequently, your furrowed brows and foggy eyes struggling to focus on the movie.

you clear your throat, shaking your head hoping for some type of clarity. the more wine you had the more clouded your head became. wanda saw you try to move, assuming you’re going to put the drink down she places her hand on your lap, watching you squirm and stare at it.

“is there something wrong with the wine honey? It’s a shame you don’t like it, it’s one of my favourites.”

you quickly dismissed her words, saying it’s delicious and that you were just a lightweight. you take a big sip and hold the glass closely to your chest, shrinking further back into the couch. she smiles at your unconscious need to please her. you are so easy to manipulate, feeling guilty over every little thing.

you finish the glass, cheeks flushed and lips pink. your head was pounding and the ache between your legs was blinding. you figured it was because it was a warm night and that you were sitting next to Wanda, your stupidly attractive step mother.

you wanted to throw your head back in frustration. you didn’t want to get up and go to the bathroom, it would be the smarter option but purely because if you tried to do something under your blanket, you wouldn’t mind getting caught ૮꒰ྀི >⸝⸝⸝<꒱ྀིა

feeling bold, you do exactly what your thoughts tell you to, unaware that Wanda is discreetly watching your every move. your hand slides into your shorts, gasping when you feel how wet you really are.

“Are you okay, dear?” She shifts closer, arm swung over the couch and curving behind you to play with your hair, purposely pressing her breasts up against your arm. You bite your lip, rubbing yourself to the sound of her silky voice.

“I-I’m okay, I- ah..” You moan, your hips bucking into your own hand. You’re so far gone, you weren’t even aware of the sound you had just made. Or the wet sounds coming from your pussy. She looked at you pitifully, you were being so painfully oblivious she started to feel bad for feeding you all those pills.

She doesn’t say another word, gripping the blanket and pulling it off so quickly it makes you clamp your legs together in surprise. You yelp, ready to pull your hand out of your shorts before she stops you.

“Keep going.” She orders, making you look at her dumbly.

“what?” you ask breathlessly. your chest rises and falls quickly, legs twitching in anticipation. she holds your face in her hand, her red lips whispering against yours.

“I want you to touch yourself in front of me.”

#wlw #elizabeth olsen #wanda maximoff #mommy wanda #marvel mcu #marvel #mcu #sapphic #wanda x reader #elizabeth olsen x reader #wanda maximoff drabbles #idk man

[theneonfennec]

A Poll About Aliens

Hey, wanna help me out with a school project? Take a minute to answer this poll about aliens! It's relatively short and all that I ask is you answer as honestly as possible. All answers are confidential, I'm not asking for names or email addresses.

#polls #Aliens #Idk man #statistics? I just need some more data #And my research is related to public perception of space aliens because. Reasons you will know soon :)

[candyhoiic]

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More first sinner Adam anyone??? 👀

No just me? Alright I can live with that /lh

Anyways I just want to say Lucifer is a lucky man and sorry for my handwriting lol!! It says Luci~ <3 if anyone can't read it! Image without the speech bubble can be seen below the read more line!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel brainrot #hazbin hotel adam #hazbinhotel #hazbin hotel blog #adamsapple #guitarduck #first man adam #fallen adam #suggestive #maybe? #idk man #first sinner adam #hazbin hotel au #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin fanart #hazbin #my art <3 #my art #my post #my misogynistic baby girl <33 #but he's technically not for this au #have some adam as a treat #before him and lucifer split #yes I made him caked up #i don't regret it

[biocrafthero]

Ageswap AU Loop reminded me of something

#rambles #my art #ISAT #idk man

[cloneshipping-collector]

im genuinely curious, why do people have SUCH a problem with cloneshipping? i mean i know none of those people are going to interact with this blog (hell, if they’ve seen this blog at all im 100% blocked) but like? it’s not that serious? like technically they’re all related, but they’re also literally all the same guy genetically (except for ones with mutations/enhanced traits) but they’re also all fictional? and all of them that are shipped are consenting adults so?????

anyways this community is really wholesome and i love yall

#idk man #seen a lot of hate towards this community recently #im just waiting for like a ‘kys’ to pop up in my askbox lmao #cloneshipping #clonecest #not really but #im adding the tags anyways

[aotearoa20]

Its crazy to me that Sauron the deciever, whose whole schtick is that hes really good at being sneaky and manipulating people send, his spooky asesthic black horseman with fell vibes to the dwarves of erebor with the most obviously meancing and stupidly clear lies about the very unimportant, 'least of all rings but find it for me or i will destroy you! Jk, consider well but not too long xx'

Like, was he just done trying at this point? He had the whole decent into despair and madness thing for denethor. Did he think the dwarves would fall for that? What was the goal here?!?

Gloin finishes his story and is like, well obvs this is bullshit but we'd figure we'd warn Bilbo and see if y'all had any advice cuz this is like the third time hes tried this and hes starting to get antsy

#sauron #dwarves #erebor #the hobbit #tolkien #gloin #council of elrond #idk man #just some thoughts #sauron the deceiver #allegedly #lord of the rings

[kagiarts]

Finished redraw from Twitter.

(With some alts especially because I liked red-eyed ssj)

#digital art #procreate #goku #dbredraw #I’m so just. :> but also :/ about my art lately #distancing myself from the fandom has been good but has also impacted my ability to be engaged with the subject #idk man #maybe it’s just because work has been so chaotic

[tequilapenisss]

I gained 1,5 kg overnight and yesterday i just had a Salad… i don’t get it the frustration made me „binge“ (idk if it was a real binge i didn’t actually eat that much but way more then i wanted and i lost control) i don’t get it. Im on my Period but that doesn’t explain 1,5 kg. Does somebody have a idea why this could be ??

#a4a diary #diet #a4a diet #low cal diet #ed dieta #tw ed but not sheeran #weight loss diet #4norexla #tw a4a #thinspø #weigh #tw ed sheeran #ed relapse #ed rant #ed recovery #ed relatable #ed rules #send help #idk man

[versasfanficwastedump]

like i know it’s probably out of character but i think it would be really funny if Tim’s friends thought his older brother(s) were really cool

like you know when you were like a freshman in high school and there was always one kid with a sibling who was like the senior quarterback or something, and everyone just thought that was so neat? (pls tell me this is not a unique experience)

like just once i want bart to be like “oh my god you’re having dinner with nightwing that’s so cool oh my god” and tim’s like ??? yes??? we have dinner like twice a week???

or kon comes over to find jason digging through tim’s files for something and he’s like holy shit tim red hood is in your HOUSE and tim’s been sick of jason’s shit since he got there three hours ago so he’s like ya and i really wish he wasn’t

#batman #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #this is so self indulgent #but it made me giggle #let them be brothers #idk man

[sillykiwie]

this is how i pheel wehn someonne thanks me when i play support.

i think everyone that thanks supports shoidl ummm frolick in a meadow with all worries extrcted phrom they brian.

thank you.... sniffles... to all the healers/sheilders who bust they ass 4 us.... u do a great service....

#roblox #phighting! #digital art #silly #roblox art #phighting #phighting art #phighting roblox #art #medkit phighting #hyperlaser phighting #medlaser #....kinda #idk man

[cognitive-behavioural-torture]

SATOSUGU?! ON YOUR FYP?!

I had fun drawin them, even tho I suck at animations lol. Hope u enjoy!

#satosugu #gojo satoru #jjk #jjk fanart #fluff #suguru #suguru geto #getou #getou fluff #sugusato #gayboy #aww they’re happy unlike irl #My art #art #idk man #my artwork #my art <3 #my art stuff #digital art #digital drawing #sketch

[ti0mumu]

ENTER

#library of ruina #idk man

[au-not-alternate]

some vaguely swanatello inspired sketches- I just like drawing wings and this was a good excuse :P

#art #fanart #rise of the tmnt #doodle #rottmnt donnie #tmnt 2k18 #donatello tmnt #rottmnt #donnie rottmnt #donnie tmnt #donatello #tmnt 2018 #rise donatello #rise donnie #swanatello #sort of #idk man #i was bored and wanted to draw wings

[mangodoodles000]

I got fascinated by @31nightshade’s missa scene kid designs so i decided to play around with the idea

(There was gonna be a goth Phil design, but I gave up because I was out of ideas lol)

#qsmp #qsmp missa #missa fanart #idk man #im bored

[jujujun-s]

what if kara felt guilty for how she's treated lena after the whole supergirl reveal and loves/treat her extra kind. but when lena reciprocate bc she feels guilty too and has sm to give and she's in love w her best friend ^^ kara gets scared and panics but doesn't dare pushing lena away bc how could she hurt her again

idk i like it messy ig

#lena luthor #kara danvers #supercorp #supergirl #kara x lena #kara danvers x lena luthor #karlena #idk man #i feel like kara is insecure #and scared #to love wholeheartedly #she just doesn't want to be alone yk

[ellieanimations113]

Some late night doodles :3

⚠️WARNING: some creepy eyes n teeth on the last two ⚠️

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#ena joel g #ena #joel g ena #dumb post #idk man #idk what to tag this as #teef #teefers #sharp teefs #ena dream bbq #noses? #ena fanart #doodles