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qcomicsy · 1 year

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Phrases I bet were said on the Wayne Manor without context.

Duke *looking at Dick while he puts his coffee on the breakfast table*: So you're telling me that superman was your stepdad?

Dick: He was NOT my stepdad.

Duke: HE TOOK YOU AND BRUCE TO BOWILING!

Dick: He was being nice!

Duke: MY BROTHER IN GOTHAM THAT'S A DATE-

Alfred: Master Tim ..... Wheres your spleen?

Jason (To duke): Oh yeah shit you haven't died-and-brought-back yet- So...

Tim: Now if you beat me- It's a hate crime.

Duke (to Jason): See? this is why you died without ever having felt the touch of a woman.

Damian (to Tim): I couldn't care less if your friends are coming over for diner, Alfred the cat it's not leaving this table.

Steph (To Bruce): You just mad because I me and Tim used to make out on the Batcave

Bruce (to Tim): You what?

Damian: ... No I don't care if it's homophobic Iwill break his hand if he touches my Utena collection again.

Jason (to dick): whY IS THIS MF ALWAYS HERE?! DON'T YOU HAVE A JOB-

Tim (to Damian): Have you ever had this days where you feel like nothing

Damian (to Tim): "hAveE yOu eVeR hAd ThEsE. dAyS-" Go find someone who gives a shit.

Bruce (To 29 year old Dick): I will not ask again get out of this chandelier right now-

Bruce (To 10 year old Dick): No I cannot refund you that's not gow it works-

15 Year old Dick (To Bruce): HE'S NOT MY BROTHER ... (To Wally on his phone) Yeah I can't go today I have to watch my stupid brother.

Jason Todd (To a very very scared Bernard): Have you ever killed someone?

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starkidblubber · 1 month

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Ted: Is it still visible? Where Paul slapped me?  Richie: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.  Pete: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.  Ruth: A palm reader could tell Paul’s future by looking at your face.  Steph: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.  Ted: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #hatchetverse #headcannon #incorrect quotes #pete spankoffski #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #just a normal day at uncle pauls house #ted spankoffski x paul matthews #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #stephanie lauter #grace chasity

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the-mumbo · 9 months

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This is inspired by something I saw in someone else’s post

Whenever any of the bats have problems with someone but they don’t wanna kill them they just tell Jason.

Steph: I mean no matter what I do he just keeps coming back I’m at a loss. (Looks him in the eye) do you know what to do?

Jason: (nods) Gimmie a week I’m backed up something for Tim

Duke: do we just have our own personal assassin?

Tim: (looking at Damian) we have multiple

#incorrect quotes #jason todd #bat family #headcannons #tim drake #duke thomas #stephanie brown #incorrect batfamily quotes

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not-a-matopoeia · 8 months

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HEAD CANNON HILLS I PERSONALLY CHOOSE TO DIE ON:

Fight me (lol)

Bruce Wayne

Gray Hairs are mostly in and around his temples and beard- also he won’t dye it

Asexual but not sex repulsed (it just feels right)

Definitely experienced with makeup, sure to cover bruises and stuff but also he definitely had a phase where he wore eyeliner cause why not

Autistic

Dick Grayson

Crooked nose

Speaks some Roma still but has forgotten most of it, which makes him upset

People deffo thought he was gay all through school, and they weren’t wrong…or right (he’s some form of queer)

Gymnastics teacher as a side job

ADHD

Oldest Daughter SyndromeTM

Jason Todd

I think that Jason runs a book club with a bunch of middle aged women, and they talk about classic lit

Theater Kid (gay)

Good with kids, reluctantly

Has freckles

Hair is caused by Marie Antoinette syndrome

Struggled with body dysmorphia after being revived

Keeps all his receipts (they’re in a box in the kitchen) and is stingy with money

Tim Drake

Wears a Medical Identification bracelet for the spleen thing (it’s recommended guys I looked it up cause I’m normal)

Has acne

Chased Batman and Robin around with that damn camera (I fucking love this)

Has anxiety

Bisexual (not a HC but I thought I’d mention it)

Would eat the coffee grounds

Listens to video game osts

(Bring the skateboard back)

Damian

Strong nose

Just very strong features generally

Giggles, or full on cackles but there’s no In between

I think it’s be cute if he became an art therapist or a vet

Autistic

Cass

Cuts her own bangs, they look horrible<3

Lesbian

Tired to dye her hair once (with Steph and Babs)never again

Steph

Grew up in crime ally (idk where she lived so I choose to believe this- this could also be the truth, again I cannot remember rn)

Freckles

Butterfly Clips

Bisexual

Curly hair

Alfred

Had chased multiple people off of Wayne Manors premises with his shotgun ‘

Got second place in a chili cook off one time and still hasn’t recovered

Extra:

Dick and Jason are big into Taylor Swift, Jason because I think he’d like ballads/the lyrics in songs and Dick because he’s Dick

Selina Kyle actually likes the Robins, and her and Steph got along well

Jason and Steph have really thick Gotham accents, which I like to think is like a Jersey accent, Jason’s shows up more when he’s upset in any capacity, Steph’s is always there and was never trained out of her

Dick has this weird accent where it’s very clearly not anything American, but it’s not not American, and it’s because he moved so much and was around people woth so many different accents that his voice never settled on one

Damian talks to himself in Arabic- Jason knows a bit of it

Cass is a messy eater (this isn’t cannon is it?)

I think it’s be funny to imagine Tim, Cass and Steph going to High School together

Steph was that one girl in the Cookie Monster pjs in high school, and Tim was like this weird goth/skater kid

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streetlamped · 2 years

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Bruce Wayne? Billionaire? Philantrophist? Gotham city's obsessive adoptive airhead? How about *model?*

Batman finds out a hitmans next assassination is during a Chanel fashion show and Stephanie, god bless her soul, did the best thing any of his kids woulve done and signed Bruce Wayne up to model.

"Its genius! Actually, of course it is, It was MY idea- So Bruce can like, go there undercover on the runway"

"Stephanie I havent modeled much less walked a runway in more than 20 years-"

"Shut up old man your Hugo Boss partnership hasnt expired yet"

"Please, Stephanie. You just want to see me model again"

"You have to partner with Chanel again holy shit Bruce-"

The batkids keep all existing Bruce Wayne magazines (Its actually Alfred that collects them)

Their plan goes amazingly. Stephanie is elated. Bruce Wayne is on the news everywhere. All of a sudden all branded clothing lines want him to model for them too. Bruce Wayne just gained a new job. The batkids are amused.

#headcannons #batfamily #batfam #brucie wayne #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #we love stephanie

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fnife · 3 months

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back on my bullshit

(Adding to my NPMD playlists)

They will never be complete. Not as long as my autism stands.

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nickneedsablog · 1 year

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dick definitely forces the batfam to indulge in a once-a-month self care night; complete with face masks, cucumber water, and meditative music

#batfam #batfam headcanons #batfamily #batfamily headcanons #dick grayson headcanon #jason todd headcanon #tim drake headcanon #damian wayne headcanon #bruce wayne headcanon #alfred pennyworth headcannon #self care day #stephanie brown headcannon #cassandra cain headcanon #duke thomas headcannon

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brrntsoda · 10 months

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hey do you guys ever think about how in batgirl convergence steph and cass always come back home to one another at the end of each difficult day, or are you normal?

like i keep imagining a specific scene where they each have seen so many lives lost in the respective roles they play in this universe, and when they come back home to one another they can just see the exhaustion in one another’s eyes and they just Know it’s one of those days so they silently comfort one another.

steph tends to cass’s wounds, and cass tenderly massages stephs stress points. they never utter a word to one another, they’re only comforted by the expert touches and traces of one another.

when they finally lay down to fall asleep, they do so in each other’s embrace. they lay awake for hours in silence, not a single thought in one another’s mind. they don’t want to think about the shit they’ve seen, or how rough life is. they don’t want to think about the way their hearts are pounding in their chests, or the emotions that flutter in their chests for one another- no.

they just want to be present in that moment with one another.

steph falls asleep first, lulled by cass’s deep and controlled breathing. cass slowly follows, comforted by steph’s fully relaxed weight against them.

and they dream of a better tomorrow. one where they’re together, happy, and life isn’t as shitty.

#im sick and demenented and i need to be let out of the cage within the stephcass enclosure im in before i lose my mind even further #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #stephcass #ramblings #headcannon

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butttterball · 7 months

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y’all is my obsession with the batfamilly and Encanto related cause like think.

(Their role in the family kinda doesn’t matter in most more of their personalities)

Abuela would be Bruce. They one who started it all. At the end of the day, Bruce and Abuela would try to protect their city/candle no matter what. They probably never realized what they were doing to their family.

Pepa would be Stephanie. Steph is an optimistic, upbeat heroine. But a lot of time, Steph is overlooked as a character but in her moments is portrayed to be happy. Pepa is always supposed to be happy. I also think out of her siblings. Pepa is very impulsive as she feels first than thinks (so does Steph).

Bruno is Timothy. I mean riddled with anxiety, undervalued, has been not believed, been cast aside because they believed or saw something else. I don’t think I need to explain this one.

Julieta is Alfred. I know placement in family this is weird, but she’s so nurturing (like Alfred). Loves her kids and her husband . And when her husband did get into accidents she didn’t shame him or yell at him. Julieta just helped. Alfred just wants the Wayne’s to be happy and healthy.

Isabella is Dick. Golden Child type. I mean the dramaticness alone is just very Dick. I mean that one scene where she said “did someone say flowers” and she came down all majestic makes me think of all the ff where he’s on the chandelier. However perfectionism and only wanting to do everything for the family is very similar.

Luisa is Jason. Jason has been perceived as the angry robin or the mean one. “He MURDERS” boohoo. He’s a nerd canonically I mean. He feels he has to be strong. Has to be mean. Has to be “on” all the time never letting goZ

Mirabel is Barbra. I think where I got this from was that Mirabel kinda a clutz. Couldn’t be part of all the action with power stuff. But she still tries to help. Barbra, a little more successful, after getting shot by the joker still made herself useful as oracle. She could jump or rooftops anymore, but she could still help.

Camilo is Duke. Fun loving guy. Duke wasn’t adopted young and he’s the Batman for the daytime (the best way I can explain it). Duke isn’t like all the other bats where he takes everything seriously and Camilo doesn’t either. “What? I can’t say we don’t have a house?”

Dolores is Cassandra. Need I say more.

Antonio is Damian. Okay mainly cause of the animals, BUT he’s just a little kid. I think we’re I mix Antonia and Damian as similar is that they are just kids trying to figure out who they are.

#damian #damian al ghul #damian wayne #damian arabic #headcannons #encanto #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim wayne #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #alfred pennyworth #barbra gordon

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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T-shirts that I think the batfam would probably definitely wear:

Jason Todd (Damian Stole It)

Damian (The first one was a gift from Todd he pretended he didn't like it)

Tim Drake (The second one was a Kon's present Tim also pretended he didn't found funny)

Dick Grayson (also a present I don't know who gave him he has too many friends™)

Duke Thomas (He bought himself)

Stephanie Brown

Cassandra Cain (Steph gave to her)

Bruce Wayne (A family present)

#batfam #batfam headcannons #batfamibly headcannons #batfamily silly shirts #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #bruce wayne

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honey-tragedy · 10 months

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a least to most likely list of which of the robins would hide injuries

dick, is surprisingly the least likely to hide injuries. he got told sence he was able to walk and do stunts that improperly cared for injuries could not only harm him but other performers and thats stuck with him. add in being the leader of the teen titans and trying to set a good example for them, hes fully open with his injuries when hes hurt.

--dick has a spread sheet of injury and when he got them, he thinks it funny

tim is the second least likely to hide injuries, now this is only because in the first year or two of being robin haveing a infection or improperly cared for wound would take him out of the field and away from doing damage control with bruce. and now its just a habit too keep track of his injuries

---tim would hid older injuries that wouldn't effects his field capabilities (spleen spleen spleen) but not anything recent or pressing

up next is duke! duke as the leader of the we are robins thing has had to deal with idiots under his command hideing injuries and he refuses to add that stress onto bruce and alfred. he knows how annoying and worrying it is to have to wonder if your people are actually field ready or lieing too you.

--he would only hid injuries if they came from civilian life or for a stupid thing like triping off a roof or swinging into a wall, but like tim he wouldnt if it was something big or would affect his capabilities

steph is next up, were edgeing into would definitely hide shit, steph does not see bruce as a parent and barely sees him as a boss. shes a latch key kid with a terrible dad and a try her best but not get mom, no way in hell would she come out with injuries outload but she would let alfred treat her if it came up. prefers to go to Leslie cause she trusts her more, and as such bruce usually only hears about her injuries after the fact.

---steph fully mocks bruce that if he was the worlds greatest detective he would know when shes hurt, goes to Leslie or alfred if its really bad

this was a toss up, but damian is next, assassins dont really lend them selves to being good people to tell that your injured, even the ones ment to serve you. damian is basically allergic to telling anyone anything is actually wrong with him ever, unless its him and bruce one of one. bruce is essentially the only person he trusts enough to admit hes injured.

--getting damian to admit hes injured is like trying to give a feral cat a bath, no one likes doing it but its necessary sometimes

jason!! second to last on the list, jason would actually fully chew off his own leg then tell the bats hes injured ever. not only because he doesn't trust 90% of them not to use it to fuck him over, but also because bruce will become simultaneously the most helicopter parent and the emotional brick wall the second he knows Jason's hurt, its honestly worse then being shot to see him try and ground jason like hes still a child, while also being full emotional brick wall batman mode

--jason has pushed tim down the bottomless pit in the cave before just so he could bolt before bruce could quarantine him in the cave cause he got hurt, jason would fully fist fight his way out of the batfam then ever admit hes hurt

and to round it off cass! cass will slink away to hide and lick her wound and you would never know shes hurt unless she lets you. raised as a weapon i dont think David cain was the kinda person to treat an injury with anything other then disappointment, and cass still sees her own injury as failures in her training. shes fully capable of doing most of her own medical care and useing it to her advantage in avoiding telling anyone her injuries.

--cass broke her arm once and as soon as it was put in a cast no one saw her tell it was fully healed. not even bruce is sure where she was or what she was doing during those months

#dc comics #batman #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #robin #dc #tim drake #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #headcannons #batfam #batman headcanon

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starkidblubber · 28 days

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Steph: Ooh, somebody has a crush  Kyle: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Jason I just think he’s cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.  *Later that night*  Kyle, very much awake: Uh oh.

#im not beating these allegations #honestly every curt mega character is somewhat fruity #I can see it #curt mega #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #headcannon #incorrect quotes #kyle clauger #jason jepson #stephanie lauter

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loooongfurby4444 · 5 months

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Hatchetverse Headcanons Day 11

Sorry for the four day absence, today is Stephanie and Pete

1. They are T4T, Stephanie is Bigender (She/He/They) and Pete is trans (he/him) as I said before

2. Steph drinks like two cups of coffee a day

3. Steph is totally topping

4. Steph has Adhd

5. Steph is top 0.1% of her favorite artists on Spotify

6. They have pet name that they both ironically use for each other, but both of them love it

7. Ted has the talk with Pete every time Steph comes over

8. Steph is saving up allowance and job money to get a apartment away from her dad

9. Every time Steph complains about Mr. Lauter, Pete offers him to move in

10. Steph was in the smoke club for awhile until they got kicked out because they got grounded to much (not exemplary smoke club behavior)

11. Pete and Steph play Dnd with the other nerdy prudes and they are either cringy and in love or sworn enemy’s

12. Steph broke her arm during winter break so he called Pete to keep her company

13. Steph’s dad, obviously, doesn’t approve of their relationship

#hatchetfield starkid #hatchetfield universe #hatchetfield series #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #hatchetfield headcanon #headcannons #headcanon #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski

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im-not-a-l0ser · 5 months

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I'm working on my coat for my sigma (bsd) cosplay, and I keep thinking of Richie being a cosplayer.

I think he'd like doing the long hair cosplays. So like, Sigma, Nikolai, Lovecraft.

He definately convinced Peter to do Ranpoe with him, especially since he's tall and has that hair, and he just has the one black hair wig.

I think Richie and Ruth's partner cosplays would either be Shin Sokouku or Atsulucy.

And they've definately done the Perfect Crime Trio, although I think Richie would be Mushitaro, his hair is dark enough to pass without a wig, and Ruth would be Ranpo. Pete would still be Poe.

More rambles under the cut

I definitely like the idea of Steph getting in on that too, especially with her hair, but I don't know who she'd be. I think she'd get a kick out of cosplaying Fitzgerald though.

Oh, and Ruth loves Kenji to the high heavens.

Steph probably thinks Pete looks cute as Poe, because like... he probably would.

I'm trying to determine who Max would cosplay, but the best I can come up with his like semi-transformed Atsushi. Maybe Kunikida.

Actually, yeah. I think I'd like Max and Richie as Kunizai. I love Kunizai. Also pretty funny because it's like reversing their dynamic.

Ooh, with that many people they could do the hunting dogs. Okay, let's see.

I think Richie would be Jouno, Max would be Tecchou

(not just cuz i ship them, I just think tecchou is the best fit for him. They could even reenact that scene where Jouno is sitting on Tecchou's back while he does push-ups)

Ruth would definitely be Teruko, I just get that vibe. Pete would be Michizō, and I think Steph would claim Fukuchi because she'd think it's funny.

Ooh, I also quite like Stephanie as Bram. Maybe Ruth could be Aya.

I think that Max would put on Richie’s Sigma jacket as a goof, and Richie would find it insanely hot.

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eggplantwaffles · 2 years

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Tim and Steph should be messy exes who would still literally die for each other but also fight all the time.

Cass and Steph should also act like messy exes, except they (allegedly) never actually dated so everyone is confused.

#this is a headcannon for pre new 52 canon #if you couldn’t tell by the fact that Cass and Steph aren’t joined at the hip #stephanie brown #tim drake #cassandra cain #batgirl #red robin #black bat #dc comics #timsteph #stephcass

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sunnycanwrite · 1 year

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Barbara Gordon is that friend who is constantly adopting siblings. Like she's sees a kid ( or even someone older than her) and is like

"That is my younger sibling, they don't know it yet but they are."

And she never mentions it. She just mentally sees them as her siblings. Steph, Cass, her younger sisters. Jason, she saw him as her you her brother the moment she met him.

#Lol I do this #Straight up I've adopted so many friends #Some of them call me their sibling #Am I projecting #Probably #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #batgirl #dc comics headcanons #headcannons #barbara gordon #jason todd #stephanie brown #cass cain #cassandra cain

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