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qcomicsy · 1 year

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Phrases I bet were said on the Wayne Manor without context.

Duke *looking at Dick while he puts his coffee on the breakfast table*: So you're telling me that superman was your stepdad?

Dick: He was NOT my stepdad.

Duke: HE TOOK YOU AND BRUCE TO BOWILING!

Dick: He was being nice!

Duke: MY BROTHER IN GOTHAM THAT'S A DATE-

Alfred: Master Tim ..... Wheres your spleen?

Jason (To duke): Oh yeah shit you haven't died-and-brought-back yet- So...

Tim: Now if you beat me- It's a hate crime.

Duke (to Jason): See? this is why you died without ever having felt the touch of a woman.

Damian (to Tim): I couldn't care less if your friends are coming over for diner, Alfred the cat it's not leaving this table.

Steph (To Bruce): You just mad because I me and Tim used to make out on the Batcave

Bruce (to Tim): You what?

Damian: ... No I don't care if it's homophobic Iwill break his hand if he touches my Utena collection again.

Jason (to dick): whY IS THIS MF ALWAYS HERE?! DON'T YOU HAVE A JOB-

Tim (to Damian): Have you ever had this days where you feel like nothing

Damian (to Tim): "hAveE yOu eVeR hAd ThEsE. dAyS-" Go find someone who gives a shit.

Bruce (To 29 year old Dick): I will not ask again get out of this chandelier right now-

Bruce (To 10 year old Dick): No I cannot refund you that's not gow it works-

15 Year old Dick (To Bruce): HE'S NOT MY BROTHER ... (To Wally on his phone) Yeah I can't go today I have to watch my stupid brother.

Jason Todd (To a very very scared Bernard): Have you ever killed someone?

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writing-nothing-but-spilled-ink · 1 month

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Some headcanons for a crow x DC au where Jason is brought back by the crow

He would still become red hood

It would most likely happen a year or two later on the anniversary of his death would be when he rises

It would still potentially take him weeks or so to a month to fully get his thoughts together and realize that he's not dead anymore and to get his memories straight I'm going off based on the film and in the crow comics based on how Eric's memories seemed fractured

Jason most likely would probably try to seek out Bruce or the last thing he remembers when he first comes back it's instinct so maybe he returns to the warehouse where he died only to maybe see Bruce standing there and he immediately hides because he has allot of conflicted feelings that he doesn't understand fully yet because his memory is hazy at best

Harley is not with the joker at this time and shes furious that joker has killed a kid and it disgusted her to the point where it destroyed her toxic obsession with joker and she ends up with ivy at some point somehow she will help deliver the finishing blow to joker or at least attempt to

I feel like Bruce wouldn't visit Jason's grave at least not this point in time but Alfred or dick would and find that the grave site is a mess it looks like someone has stolen jasons body

The crow itself would be Jason's guide and follow him wherever he goes I feel like when he comes back he'll ofcourse have the famous scars but he's also be the age he was when he died mentally but physically he's at least a couple years older because a few years have passed and he's risen on the anniversary of his death

Once Jason fully remembers what happened to him he'd get to work on doing research of what's currently happening in Gotham and the whereabouts of joker

It would take him a few months to gather proper information he needs form his new identity and come up with a new civilian identity

That's all I have for now eventually I'll expand on this maybe once I fully finish reading through the rest of the crow comics and re read under the red hood and death in the family but for now this is what was bumping around in my head

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insomnia-draws · 1 month

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So I saw @mindflayer-inc comment about Jason with an alt costume and decided to do my own variation I do plan on doing another version that's much more like Diana's costume but I'm still working that out I'll post when it's finished but wanted to share this wip of Jason being a wonder woman simp

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jennrypan · 4 months

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..I need more Cunty Jason Todd fanart.

No, not when people make him a twink for some reason and it's weird. (Like what they do to Dick and you can TELL the artist was obsessed with yaoi art and still is.)

No- I'm talking about when he's BIG AND FINE AS FUCK!!! GOD !!

The thick arms and the thick thighs!! The white tuft!! Let's remember that Jason Todd, Redhood, the second Robin, that nerd !! Is sexy as fuck!!

God-- no one's utilizing how outrageously fine he is 😫 and after what that Gotham Knights game did to my man I'm seeking retribution (idk if that's even the right word lol)

Also. Jason must ALWAYS KEEP THE WHITE TUFT. IDK ITS PEAK CHARACTRR DESIGN!! AHHHH

...something possessed me when I made this post idk

#j.p speaks #no ones sexualizing the sexy dead man enough 😮‍💨#hes so..beefy.. please..#i need more simps #also. green eyed jason todd has been ingrained in my brain for MONTHS AND AJAJA I NEED IT #dc comics #jason todd #the redhood

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ditzybat · 1 month

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jason: i'm too drunk to drive

dick: you were the one to get me drunk, so i can't drive

tim: man i am high as a kite right now, i don't think I'm fit to drive unless it's to the wendy's drive-thru, its the only route i know by heart

jason, dick, and tim looking over to 12 year old damian:

damian: i shall be your designated driver just this once

#damian cant drive that great but he's the best they got #dc comics #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #robin #redhood #nightwing #red robin #batfam #bat bros

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groovyace · 12 days

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Average gotham knights experience (the game crashes not even 30 seconds later). Shoutout to @magnusj the most stealthy redhood player.

[Robin: OK. Let's do this SNEAKY STYLE.

[Robin: Jason NO-]

#gotham knights #tim drake #jason todd #robin #redhood #batfam #batman #dc #the fridge #dc comics #do people... still talk about gotham knights #cus they shouldnt #magnus n i playing and just both getting stuck on air seperately #watching them float a foot above the floor #love it

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smallandangry24 · 3 months

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AU where Bruce gets the baby bats as baby bats: Jason’s first word being “icky” but he’s not eating anything, he’s pointing at Dick

#bruce wayne #batman #dc headcanon #batfamily #jason todd #dick Grayson #Robin #redhood #baby Jason todd #baby bats

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in-som-niyah · 29 days

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ok another floating thought:

Jason Todd does not tolerate bad eating habits.

Iced coffee for breakfast? Absolutely not.

6pm and you had not a single sip of water? Forget it.

Having a single slice of toast for lunch AND dinner? Naur babes.

You will be eating 3 square meals a day will allowance for snacks and 'happy foods' as he likes to call them.

As soon as you complain about a headache, stomachache, light-headedness, fatigue he will tell you to go fucking eat something with a glass of water, not coffee.

Its even worse if you live together like i strongly believe he would wake up early just to make you a balanced breakfast before you go about your day.

GOD BUT IF UR IN UNI??? babe be ready bc he will break into your dorm to bring u food that he cooked u himself. (he's a loverboy duh)

no time to cook or order? He's gotchu

too tired? already on the way

exam season with barely any time to take a breath? already on it babe he'll spoonfeed you while you revise your textbook

and plus, how else are you supposed to grow as big and strong as him when you're only eating half a meal a day?