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Trials of Love?! Aphrodias' Ancient Treasure!

Naga and I, Lina Inverse, explore an ancient ruin for a legendary treasure said to come from an ancient goddess!

But, hey! This place is more boobytrapped than Naga's skimpy outfit! And that's not even the worst of it! To obtain our treasure, we have to pass three 'Love Trials?!'

As if! Who in the world could ever love Naga?! Hopefully I find a way around this...

Can we unlock the secrets within with the power of our love? Absolutely not!

Fandom: Slayers Characters/Pairing: Lina Inverse/Naga the Serpent Rating: G Word Count: 8,869 Mirror: AO3 Notes: 

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Naga and I were in the middle of exploring an ancient elven ruin some distance from a little town of Dite. Now I know what you’re thinking, ‘ Lina! Aren’t you always exploring ruins? Don’t you have something better to do, like save the world for the billionth time?’

First of all! Rude! Second of all, how do you think I get all those cool magic-supporting accessories? And third of all, there’s been a massive shortage of bandits lately. Seems the population is getting hunted by someone? Can’t be me, it’s not like I pillage—er—defeat that many bad guys! Probably Amelia or something.

And a girl’s gotta eat! It’s not easy paying for all the food I eat and Naga’s share as well. Ugh. Why do I pay for her meals?

“Ohhhohoho~!”

Naga’s cliché princess laugh echoed through the temples’ musty stone halls. Head tilted back, hand fanning her mouth, she discreetly yanked a furious piranha off her butt and squeezed filthy ruin water out of her soaked hair.

She had just tripped over another deadly trap and managed to survive. Barely.

Yet that laugh of hers never faltered. Her manic smile endured despite the bruises, despite the filth, despite the constant humiliating failure.

I sighed.

If I didn’t pay for her meals, she probably just wouldn’t eat. She was like a pathetic little puppy.

“What are you so happy about?” I asked, trying to stop that shrill laughter of hers.

“Hm?” Naga’s sharp eyes set on me in an instant, trapping me in her gaze. “Do you even need to ask, Lina Inverse?”

Ugh! That stupid look on her face! This is why I ignore her half the time! Give her one drop of attention and she’s begging for more. “No, I really don’t.” I shrugged and continued through the ruins, the red of my Lighting spell leaving Naga in the dark.

“Huh?!” Naga whined, eyes probably dribbling with puppy dog tears behind me. Ha! “Well, allow me to tell you anyway!”

“Here we go…”

“I, Naga the Serpent, your greatest and eternal rival, have once again overcome an insurmountable obstacle with beauty and grace! Ohohoho~!”

“Yeah, real graceful the way you pulled that fish off your butt.”

“I would thank you if you weren’t telling me something I didn’t already know!” Naga laughed, trailing behind my cape. “You see, I can’t expect you to understand.”

“That’s rich. Understand what?” I growled back. Truth be told, I should have kept ignoring her, but talking to her like this made exploring old caves and ruins a lot easier on me. Spelunking on your own doesn’t seem so bad until the darkness starts to settle. A few hours in and you’ll be begging for even Naga to be your talking partner, just to make sure at least someone knows you exist.

“I can’t expect you to understand overcoming anything with beauty and grace!” Naga repeated, her grating voice only going an octave louder. “You see, when you avoid all those traps and other mishaps, you lose an opportunity to grow! I take each and every failure in stride, making me nearly invincible!” She sneered in the dim light. “Just take a look at how much I’ve grown more than you! Huhuhu~…”

Like I’d want a tall lanky body with some big bimbo boobs anyway!

“Is that so?” I asked, hiding my grin as I stepped over a pressure plate.

“Yes! You can’t handle one little stab wound without crying and moaning while I, the great Naga, can handle mostly any—AAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!!”

Just as I expected, Naga stepped on the pressure plate and exploded in a blaze of great magical fire. Her screams of pain were a little damaging to my psyche, but I knew she’d just wipe off the soot and laugh it off. For a mage with the brain of a peanut, she was quite durable. Maybe a cockroach would best describe her.

“Ohohoho~!” Naga laughed as the blackened soot fell off her like she’d been hit with a gust of cleansing wind. “See?”

I’ll admit, it was a little impressive in its own way. A little. Again, it’s mostly impressive in the sense that a dumb bug could survive catastrophic events just by being hardy.

“You complained the entire time we traveled through the jungle. You complained you didn’t eat enough dinner last night. You’ve been complaining literally about the traps in this temple!”

Like a blast from a Fireball, she waved off my retort without missing a beat. “The jungle is very unsanitary! You only let me have two steaks for dinner last night! And to be frank, this temple is unnecessarily boobytrapped.” She placed a finger on her chin, a rare moment of thought entering that thick skull of hers. “Is the treasure really worth all the trouble?”

“Of course it is!” I shot back. “It’s an Elven ruin! This is the lost temple of Aphrodias! It’s legendary among merchants and mages alike! There’s said to be a great relic made by Aphrodias herself!”

Naga’s eyes lit up like diamonds at that description. I don’t think she processed a word I said other than ‘legendary’ and ‘relic.’

“So, it will sell for quite a lot?”

“Are you listening?! Yes, whatever it is, it’ll sell insanely well!” I grinned. “That is, if I don’t want to keep it for myself.” Remember! I come from a family of merchants! I know treasure.

Naga nearly drooled on my hair! But at that last sentence, she slurped it back up (gross) and asked, “Hm? Keep it for yourself? When we’ve worked so hard to get it together you won’t even think about sharing?”

“Oh, when it’s dinner it’s me me me, but when treasure is involved, suddenly you learn how to use a few more pronouns don’t ya?!”

“Ha!” Naga reflected my retort easily. “Dinner and treasure are two very different things, Lina Inverse! I would expect my rival to have a little more intelligence than that, but it seems I— WAAAAAGPFfft!” A pillar came down from the ceiling and smushed her like a pancake. She sprang up and continued like she wasn’t a walking slinky. “It seems I overestimated you, ohohoho~!”

I didn’t need to dignify that with a response. I stepped forward into the buzzing darkness, trying to keep my mind off Naga. Sadly, that energy should have been better spent paying attention as I felt a pressure plate slide into the floor beneath me. Stone rumbled against stone and in an instant, there was no longer ground beneath my feet.

It looked like I was the one who sprung the trap this time!

As I fell, I chanted a quick spell of Levitation only to find it didn’t work! What?! I could cast spells like this in my sleep! Something sparkled beneath me in the darkness, and I knew for a fact it was a pit of cliché impaling spears! Oh, this wasn’t going to be a painless death at all…!

Clasp!

Naga’s hand grabbed mine, dangling me above the pit like a sack of laundry. What I looked up to was even worse than what was below me.

She was smiling. Smug. So smug. So. Smug. I was starting to consider falling to my death a better alternative than this.

“Caught you~! Ohohoho!” Naga laughed. But I noted, while she did save me, she certainly wasn’t in a rush to pull me up. She was savoring this.

Ugh! Just why didn’t my spells work?! I glared at the walls that lined this pit and noted a faint glow emanating from them.

Damn! Of course! Anti-magic runes!

They boobytrapped their boobytrap! No fair! Anyone that fell here wouldn’t be able to cast a spell to save their life! Literally!

“Don’t you have something to say to me, Lina Inverse?” Naga sneered, openly chuckling to herself.

“Yeah. Why aren’t you pulling me up already?! ”

“No words of gratitude, hm? I seem to recall a number of times you sacrificed me! Maybe I should do the same…” I felt her grip around my hand loosen.

“Agh, c’mon, all those times I knew you wouldn’t actually die! Just pull me up, will you?”

“See, now this is what I’m talking about!” Naga went on. “Always moaning about stab wounds and getting impaled! Never taking it with any grace.”

“How about you come down here and see if you can handle getting impaled then?!”

“Maybe I will!”

“Fine! Go for it! I’d be glad to see you skewered like a kebab!”

“Hmph! The feeling is mutual!”

“Will you quit it with this bit and pull me up already?!”

“Gratitude! Gra-ti-tude! Show it to me!” Naga whined, kicking and stomping like a brat.

I was about to maybe thank her for potentially saving my life possibly, until I heard stone grinding against stone. Naga must have triggered another trap in her tantrum.

Two things happened. A gust of wind blew down the hallway. Then Naga’s bumbling body fell with me.

“You idiooooooot!” I screamed as we both fell to our death.

“AAaaaaaaaaaaaa!” Naga screamed back, directly into my ear by the way, before spreading her lanky arms and legs out. Dust billowed as she scraped against the rocks, crying all the way about her palms.

Just as we were about to become kebabs, Naga came to a stop, the tip of a rusty spear so close to piercing her stupid shiny butt. She let out a sigh of relief while I clung to her like a koala.

“I told you; you should have just pulled me up!!!” I screamed, adrenaline still pumping through my veins.

“I clearly should have dropped you!” she screamed back. “In fact, you’re much too heavy! Would you mind letting go?”

“You realize that’d kill me, right?” I wasn’t a weird lanky freak like her! I couldn’t spread my legs (like the master leg spreader here!) and grab onto the walls!

“I’m well aware!”

“If I die here, I’m taking you with me!”

“Maybe I’ll drop down and kill us both then!”

“Fine! See if I care!”

“We’ll be dying by my hand you know!”

“Oh, you just have to try and one up me at everything don’t you?!”

“Ohohoho! I feel my hands slipping again~!”

She was actually going to let us die!

We couldn’t cast any spells. I couldn’t do anything in my position wrapped around her squishy bits like this. I couldn’t take it. I was desperate to live. If I was going to die, at least make it dignified!! A guttural noise gurgled from my throat until it became louder and louder. I didn’t know what it meant. Some kind of animalistic beast took over me. With a horrible screech that I could never emulate again if I tried, I threw my head back and bit Naga’s ear.

“Ohoho-YAAAAAAAAOOOOW!!!” Naga howled, eyes crying out waterfalls as she scampered up the walls like a monkey on a mission.

In the next moment we sputtered out of the trap gasping for air, chests heaving. Naga gently cradled her bruised ear, while I happily let go of her practically naked body to fall against dirty stone.

“Little gremlin!” Naga cried, still stroking her throbbing ear.

“Giant bimbo!” I retorted, still too tired to get back on my feet. It wasn’t the best insult, but gimme a break! I nearly died like three separate times there!

We gave ourselves a moment to catch our breaths and both decided we would forget about what just happened and continue through the ruins.

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We ducked underneath a decayed doorway, rubble piling up at its base, barely able to stand after ages of disrepair. Moss and lichen grew across the walls, vines and roots sprouting through every crack and crevice. Water pooled together across the ruins, from puddles to floods that spanned through entire hallways. Luckily a good Ray Wing made traversing through all that filthy ruin water easy, and even someone like Naga could do that on her own.

I’ll admit, I wanted to keep a Ray Wing shield up the entire time I was out, water or not, since this humid place buzzed with all sorts of annoying and disgusting bugs. It’s not like I couldn’t! A normal mage might struggle to keep a Ray Wing steady, what with it being a constant vortex of rushing wind and all, but I could handle it! I figured it would be best if I conserved my magic, however.

“Uuugh, I hate these bugs!!” Naga shrieked, smacking another mosquito out of the air. Not bad. “And the water! So much water! There’s nothing I hate more than getting drenched! I have very sensitive skin, you know!”

“So much for dealing with trouble gracefully…” I murmured. I decided to change my Lighting spell into a more powerful flame that I could hold just above my hand. The Lighting was attracting bugs. This way they’d at least get zapped into dust, heheh! … What? They really were annoying! Just because Naga was right, doesn’t mean I couldn’t have a little revenge!

“That little fire of yours isn’t a terrible idea,” Naga said, pointing at it like it was some child’s toy. “However, it’s making this intolerably humid hole even hotter! Allow the great Naga to improve upon your work!” With a flourish of her cape and a bounce of her bosom, she produced an open palm. “Watch this!”

Similar to my magical fire, a floating crystal of misty ice appeared over her hand.

“And just what is that supposed to do?” I asked.

“Ooohohoho~!” Naga shrieked, her laugh echolocating every wall ahead of us. “The same as your brutish little flame, but better! Look at that wondrous light it gives off! And…!” Shing! A mosquito froze in midair, shattering against the stony floor. “Ohohoho~!”

Like always, it was almost impressive.

With the flick of a wrist, I killed my flame. In the next instant, it turned dark as pitch again. Naga’s laughter stuttered as she tripped over a twig and nearly flattened me with those stupid balloon tits of hers.

“Doesn’t seem to do much without my light reflecting off it. Oh, and would you look at that? The bugs won’t even go near it either.”

“Shut up!” Naga whined. “It was merely an… an extension of your power! Meant to work in tandem!” She nodded, making this all up on the spot as if she planned it from the beginning. It wasn’t long before she was laughing again…

I sighed and brought my flame back. I couldn’t deny it. That ice crystal reflected my fire’s light, illuminating more than before, throwing rays of orange and rippling light across the ruins. It was actually kind of beautiful. Not to mention it was really hot and that cool chill gave some much needed relief.

Well. Maybe I could upgrade her from cockroach back to puppy.

Exploring the ruins didn’t feel quite so awful anymore.

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Some time later, we made it to what must have been the center of the ruins. I know what you’re thinking again, ‘Lina! Why didn’t you just blast through the ruins and get to the center like you’ve done before!’

Don’t be stupid! Those were dungeons ! It’s very different! Dungeons are meant to be mazes with traps and twists and turns that eventually lead to some haughty villain! There’s nothing of value lost there. In temple ruins like this? Who really knows where the ancient elves left their treasure! The last thing we’d want to do is destroy all that valuable loot!

Oh. Oh, and the history stuff. That’s important too!

“Say…” Naga started, gazing at the intricate mosaic ahead of us, blocking our path. “Just what exactly is the relic we’re trying to steal?”

Ugh! Don’t call it stealing! I mean… okay it is! But it sounds bad!

“Do you really not know? Why did you even come with me?” I asked uselessly. Naga never had a good reason to follow me around.

“Ohoho~!” Naga laughed. “Your usual group was busy, hm? That blonde dummy and the rock man and the loud girl?” Hello? Pot calling kettle black alert? Naga is probably louder than Amelia! I’d say she’s even dumber than Gourry! “You must have been lonely!”

Grrr… Like I’d ever be lonely!

“You’re saying it like you’re doing me a favor!” I growled, wanting to rip that smug look of hers off like that stringy little outfit she wore! (...What? I mean. Like to humiliate her! Geez! Don’t read it weird!) “You just wanted to leech more free food!”

Naga shrugged, her mischievous smile only growing taller. Why did she have to look at me like that?! “Oh. Well, the food is good, but if you want to be rid of me so badly… I guess I could leave~!” She twirled around, cape fwomping in the dim ruin light.

“W-wait!” I cried out.

Naga stopped and looked over her shoulder. “Oh? Will you… miss me?” She took another step and tripped over a piece of debris and straight into the same arrow trap we passed. With a screech, she narrowly avoided another volley of death.

“You won’t be able to see a thing without me…” I sighed. “You’ll definitely get yourself killed on the way back.” Sure, she could use a Lighting spell, but I couldn’t trust Naga to drink water if I didn’t force her! She wishes I’d miss her.

“Hm,” Naga said casually, brushing an arrow out of her hair. “I suppose it would be a waste to come all this way and not get any treasure!”

As if you’re getting any!

“I have made up my mind!” Naga posed; legs splayed wide. “I will continue to stay by your side!”

“Great, I’m glad we cleared that up,” I said sarcastically.

“As am I!” Naga said genuinely.

There was no time to continue doing this bit! The joke had run its course! The scene was boring! We were right smack dab in the middle of the temple, at our goal! We needed to move on, for my sake.

Tuning Naga out, I evaluated the final chamber in this terrible temple. Strangely enough, this was the least ruined area in all of the ruins. Giving it a second thought, I knew why. Magic buzzed through the air louder than any insect. In fact, it was so strong, it seemed even the bugs didn’t want to live here.

Ominous…

The source of this magical power came from the intricately carved wall before us. To someone like Naga, it probably seemed like this chamber was nothing but a huge dead end, but I knew better. This wall, without a speck of moss or dust, with its murals depicting some sort of ancient Elven history, had more to it than meets the eye. I noticed a few indentations running through the middle of the mural, which appeared to be subtle cracks at a glance. But, remember, this mural was in absolutely pristine condition! Why would there be flaws here?

That’s because it was meant to open up.

Our treasure was just beyond here.

“…and that is why I’ve continued to follow you, Lina Inverse!” Naga continued, oblivious to everything.

“Shut up a sec,” I said, waving her off.

“Rude! I was finally opening up to you! I’ll have you know; I’ve never told anyone the things I just said, like my mother—”

“Yeah, yeah,” I interrupted. “The treasure’s behind this huge stone wall you know.”

“Ooh!!” Naga’s eyes sparkled, completely forgetting that I totally ignored her. “Really? Really? Let’s open it up!”

“Not that easy,” I said, focusing on the ancient Elven language before me. “Seems we need to prove our worth through some kind of trial…” You’ll have to excuse me, my ancient Elvish is pretty rusty. Like, I could ask an ancient Elf for directions to the bathroom pretty easily, but I’d need to look through my journal to get a refresher on this intricate stuff.

“Boo, trials!” Naga shook her head. “Let’s just blow it up!”

I ignored her, nose down in my book of Ancient Elvish Tourist Spots You Can’t Miss. “Go ahead, try it if you—”

I knew what she was going to do, so it didn’t matter what I said.

“Fireball!!”

Naga slung the orb of powerful exploding magic like a baseball pitcher, mouth as manic as can be. As I suspected, an ethereal glow emanated from the mural, and Naga’s Fireball bounced back at her with a cute squeak!

The resulting noise that left Naga’s throat was less cute, another scream as flames engulfed her for the umpteenth time.

When she brushed it off, I muttered, “Magic barrier.”

Naga stamped a foot on the floor. “Why didn’t you warn me!?”

I was busy. Didn’t feel like talking in full sentences. “Stupid.”

“What?!”

“You. Stupid. Wouldn’t matter.” I flipped another page. Ahh, so that’s how to ask where the library was…

“Gremlin!” Naga screeched, taking a seat on a piece of the ruins. With a frustrated sigh, she began rubbing and cleaning the soot off her skin/cape/clothes etc. It must have been hard work looking like a cliche bimbo and getting blasted to bits on an hourly basis.

At least it gave me time to translate in peace.

After about 30 minutes or so, I felt confident in my ability to barter in Elvish over a steak and even give directions to the nearest Elvish hospital! Just needed to use some flashcards, and bam! You could call me Lina Elfverse!

Don’t call me that. I will blast you.

“So? Have you translated it yet?” Naga asked.

Ugh! I translated it! I did! I just… I didn’t want to say it.

“...No?” I lied, terribly. Even Naga wasn’t stupid enough to buy it.

“Truly? Lina Inverse, stumped by a wall? Unable to speak such a simple language?” Naga laughed.

“You don’t know a single word of Elvish!” I screamed back, blood boiling.

“I don’t need to, I have my minions for that,” Naga said, fanning all that hot air my way.

“I am NOT your minion!” I raged, already feeling the heat of a Fireball in my hands.

“Lina Inverse, you get so worked up over little details!” Naga laughed. “Just tell me what it says, will you?”

Hmph! Let’s see how she liked the answer so much then!

“You know what?! I will!” I grinned demonically. “This is a trial of LOVE , idiot!”

“Eh?” A strand of Naga’s hair curled out of her head. “What in the world does that mean?”

“To open this door,” I explained, “We need to show it love. True love.”

Naga squinted at me, suspicious. “How would that door know the difference?”

“It’s magic, dummy!” I said, kind of hoping she wouldn’t prod me further on it. Love magic was never really my specialty, considering my cool loner attitude. “Just like any other power, it can sense the levels of magic in the room! Love is an extremely powerful emotion, a power that you feel in your chest prominently, (I’m told) and it seems these ancient Elves had a way to quantify it.”

Naga simply smirked. “Is that all?”

I sighed. She acted like she understood it, but I knew not a single thought went through her-

“Lina Inverse,” Naga said, pointing at me dramatically. “I LOVE you!” Her smug smile let loose an arrow that pierced my heart.

Ba-dump!

“Y-you idiot!” I screamed back, looking away. “You can’t just shout that! It doesn’t work that way!”

And besides! It’s weird!

“Why not?” Naga asked in a sultry tone, completely unphased. 

“Don’t you have any dignity?!” I asked in return. Then I remembered her outfit. Oh right, of course she doesn’t. “It can tell if you’re lying!”

“Can it now…?” Naga said, mischief on her lips.

Suddenly, the mural lit up! A dim, very dim , blue magical light filled the indents of a few of the runes. It was like someone pouring a drop of water into an empty cup!

“No way!” I said, flabbergasted.

“Ooohohohoho~!” Naga howled, without a shred of decency. “Was this supposed to be a difficult trial? Maybe for someone like you! ”

Urgh!

I reeled backwards, away from her uncomfortable haughtiness. “It’s–it’s not difficult!” I didn’t understand! How could that have even MILDLY worked?

Naga wagged a finger at me, clicking her tongue in such an annoying way. “You look like a frightened little girl! How easy it is for a woman like me!” She looked me straight in the eyes, gaze as sharp as her spikes, and her shining lips said, “Li-na. In-verse. I. Love. You.”

Gack!

It felt like someone socked me right in the chest!

“I love you, Lina Inverse!” Naga repeated with ease, almost in a sing-songy voice. “I love you, I love you, I love YOU! Ohohoho~!”

Before I knew it, I was on my knees, clutching my head. “Can’t you see you’re killing me here?! You shouldn’t be trying to torture me!”

“But it’s so easy!” Naga crowed. “And look! It’s working!”

Between my fingers, I managed to find the strength to look at the glyphs. Sure enough, they looked brighter. Slightly brighter. Barely brighter.

“I love you, Lina Inverse!” Naga cheered again, enjoying the pure psychological damage she was doing to me. “Me, Naga the Serpent, loves YOU! Lovey-dovey, love-u-love-u!!!”

“Cut it out, will you?!” I coughed. “Look, you must have hit the cap! It’s not getting brighter anymore!”

That shut her up for a moment, thankfully. Hand on her chin, she thought for a moment. “Hm. I love you?” Sure enough, nothing. It was still barely lit up enough to even call itself a nightlight!

Ha! Not so smug now are you! I felt some of my energy coming back.

“Aha!” Naga’s clenched hand hit her palm. “You just have to say it back to me!”

Aaaaaaaagh!!!

Time out! Time out! Severe mental trauma! Tummy ache! Anything but that!

“No! No way!” I squealed out, convulsing on the floor. “I refuse!”

Naga sighed, looking down at me like she was so tough! “My, my, Lina Inverse, you truly are weaker than I expected. Three words is all it takes to bring you down?”

The light on the glyphs dimmed ever so slightly.

Ugh! She was right! I’ve chanted forbidden words calling upon the darkest gods themselves! Was I really afraid to lie? If Naga could lie that easily, why couldn’t I? I didn’t come all this way to be beaten by a stupid wall! To be beaten by Naga!

I punched the floor, pushing myself back up to my feet. With a, dare I say, sexy flourish, I pointed at Naga and said, “ I love you!!”

Blue light burst out of the glyphs, much brighter than before, bright enough to highlight the blush on Naga’s face. As much as I wish my words affected her, it is important to note that Naga always has a blushy face, as if she’s out of breath or something. I could hardly notice a change in Naga, maybe a brief widen of the eyes, or maybe she just smirked more.

“How’d you like that?” I said, crossing my arms.

“Hm? Sorry what?” Naga put a hand to her ear. “I couldn’t hear your single tiny proclamation of love over all my proclamations of love for you! Ohohoho!”

“Grr!!” I stamped my foot. “Look! The glyphs are nearly lit up because of me!”

Naga shrugged. “Nearly isn’t good enough, Lina Inverse.”

“So, you wanna play that way, do you?” I rolled up my sleeves. “Fine! Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Take this!” As if chanting my most powerful spell, I closed my eyes and held my hands up, saying, “I call upon myself, Lina Inverse, to say my innermost intimate feelings for you…” And then, WHAM! threw my hands at her with a, “I LOVE you, Naga the Serpent! I love you! Lovey-dovey, you! Wuv-wuv, even! Mwah! Mwah!” That’s right! Kissy face! And even kisses blown!

Haha! Even Naga was taken aback this time! There was no hiding her shock, her smug smile tripping into a confused frown. And that wasn’t all!

One of the glyphs exploded in light! The heart was completely full! Yes! I did it! Me!

I wiped the sweat from my brow, my chest heaving with exhaustion from my spell. But I won! Like I always do.

“Lina…” Naga started; her voice quiet (for her). “That was quite undignified of you.” She shook her head sadly.

STRANGLE HER. I was going to strangle her! For real! This would be her tomb!

“Will you shut up!? Look! I filled the glyph up! No thanks to you!”

“Yes, I always knew you had feelings for me,” Naga said with a nod. “But this? Goodness, Lina Inverse, it’s borderline obsession!”

“I do NOT have feelings for you!” I screamed, trying not to pull my beautiful hair out. “I never have! I was lying!”

Naga raised an eyebrow, pointing easily to the heart glyph, full and bright. “What about that? Mine barely did anything.”

“You’re a damned idiot is what you are!” I yelled. “It’s because I reciprocated those feelings you gave me! Not to mention it’s going off of how you feel too!”

Naga shrugged. “I just don’t think I feel the same way, Lina.”

“Why… you!! I….” My hands were in stranglin’ mode. I had to use every ounce of my power to stop them from ending her life.

“The door still hasn’t opened though…” Naga said, looking at the glyph, deflecting my rage by changing the subject.

Lucky! She was lucky I was interested in this.

“Let me have a look,” I said, shoving Naga over.

“Rude!”

I pulled the skin under my eye and stuck my tongue out at her, making the ugliest face I could before going back to the runes. Naga tried to do the same back, but I was already ignoring her! Ha! I’m so good at ignoring her, aren’t I?

Interesting…

“Some new runes have appeared,” I said more to myself than anyone. “Another heart…? Oh no…”

“Hmm?” Naga perched her lanky arms and head on top of mine, struggling to see what I was seeing. “What is it?”

“Grr, get offa me!” I screeched, tossing her like a bag of dirty laundry. “We’re not done yet, you double-D-dunce!”

“There’s mooore?” Naga whined, even though she had just said how easy the trial before was. “What else could we do to prove our love?”

Yuck! It still gave me shivers just hearing her say that.

I didn’t like what it had said. I didn’t want to say it. I had to pretend it was a chant like any other spell again, just like before. Close my eyes and repeat the words, that’s all!

“It says the next step is to prove our love is with a kiss,” I said. It felt hotter here! “A heartfelt kiss. With passion.”

Naga tilted her head. “Tongue?” she asked nonchalantly.

That was it. I couldn’t concentrate. “H-how should I know?!” I blew up, averting my gaze.

Ugh! Wrong move. I could feel Naga’s smug stare at that. “Ohohoho~! Lina Inverse, do you not know how to kiss with tongue?”

Don’t! Don’t say anything. Don’t give her ammunition!

A pause. Naga’s voice was quieter. “Lina Inverse, do you not know how to kiss in general?”

NOT GIVING HER AMMUNITION. SAY NOTHING. ANYTHING I DO CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST ME.

Naga clicked her tongue and wagged her head sadly. “Oh, Lina Inverse, you poor poor thing.”

No! No, please, haven’t I suffered enough? The last thing I wanted was pity! From Naga of all people!

“Shut up!!” I finally shouted. Why would I need to know how to kiss?! What’s the point?! I mean, sure, love magic exists but it’s barely been used and it's mostly useless! While most idiots were kissing, I was studying the blade! And magic!

“Well, let’s get this over with,” Naga said with a sigh. She leaned down to my height, a bored expression in her eyes.

“What’s with the attitude?!” I took a step back. She was too close!

“If I’m going to be your first kiss, then it certainly won’t be a good one for me ,” Naga huffed. “But for the sake of the treasure and your fragile pride, I’ll do it.”

“I-I’ve kissed before!” I tried to counter.

Naga raised an eyebrow. “How many times?”

Gack! What was a good number to say… I couldn’t say the truth because–

“So not nearly enough,” Naga interrupted.

Damn it! She really was good. How was I supposed to know there was something Naga was good at?! She can barely feed herself!

“Come on, Lina Inverse,” Naga said, her stale expression never changing.

“Do you gotta act so bored about it?!”

“We already did this before with the ‘I love you’ rune! Of course I’m bored by now!”

“ One trial and you’re already bored?!”

“I’d be less bored if you didn’t take so long, Lina Inverse~!”

“Fine! Like you said, let’s get it over with!” I grit my teeth and returned her gaze. “G-get ready!”

An eyebrow raised. A smile twitched in her lips. Naga said, “Very well. I’ll let you make the first move.” She closed her eyes and puckered her lips.

Geez! Geez! Geez!!! I’m really doing this!? Am I really doing this!?

Who cares! Who cares! I don’t! It’s just for treasure! It’s just skin on skin contact! Scientifically speaking, it barely means anything!

She actually looks… peaceful? She’s so sure of herself, so composed, almost like a real princess… Even her lips look…

No, no, no, I don’t…!

“Lina Inverse!” Naga’s voice and hard stare shook me out of my inner monologue. “I. Am. Bored! Kiss! Now!”

“Yeah, yeah, close your eyes again, will ya?! Can’t do it with you staring like a weirdo!”

She rolled her eyes before closing them again.

I’m doing it! I’m doing it!

I took a deep breath through my nose. I closed my eyes. I moved my face forward. I… I felt her lips brush against mine. Instantly my mind clouded, instantly I seemed to lose control over my body. My heart pounded in my chest and my thoughts swirled in every direction. I felt like I was floating, but my feet were still on the ground. It was… it was so much better than I could have imagined. I…

“Was that it?!” Naga groaned, breaking me out of my trance.

“H-huh?!” was all I could manage to say, my lips tingling, my cheeks hot.

“Just a peck!?” Naga’s hands were at her hips. She motioned with her face towards the rune and I noted how it glowed the dimmest of pinks.

“W-what?!” I tried not to stammer. I couldn’t help it. “It was still a kiss!”

“Not good enough, clearly,” Naga grumbled. “Lina Inverse, let me show you how it’s done.”

Eep! I reflexively took a step back from her.

Naga sighed. “All right?” was all she said, but… somehow… that seemed to be more than she’d ever said to me about anything. She never asked me how I felt before she came flinging spells at me or stealing my steak, but for this…?

I lightly slapped my cheeks between my hands, renewing my resolve. “All right,” I replied.

Like a demon that had just been freed from her chains, Naga was on me in a flash. She was so different from before, from that princess-like kiss moments ago. Now she moved like a dark mage, powerful, overwhelming, and she loved it. Whatever peaceful princess state she had been in before must have been why she was bored. This was what Naga wanted.

Before I knew it, she had picked me up by my arms, pinning me to the stone wall, her knee holding me up between my legs, her chest heavy against mine. 

I was completely powerless. I’d never felt like this before! I’d never… I’d never given up control so easily, I’d never let anyone beat me! But Naga, oh Naga, she wanted that control so much, she wanted to beat me so much .

I let her.

Her mouth hit mine, a mess of teeth and lips and hunger, and I could do nothing but gasp back. She drank gasps, licked me dry of everything I had, her body entirely overwhelming mine to the point I wasn’t even sure where she began and I ended.

With a breathy snicker, I felt her wet tongue slide between my lips, messy and hunting, tasting every part of me. I let out another gasp into her, my back arching, my chest pressing into hers. Before I knew it, she had coerced my tongue out of hiding, mine sloppily hitting hers, our breath a heated mess of gasps and sucking.

I was at her mercy. I’d never felt like this before, I wanted more, I wanted Naga to…

Suddenly, I fell to the floor. My hot head was a haze of pleasure and confusion. Naga? Why would she…

“Ah, there we go!” Naga said with a cheer, staring at the second rune which positively beamed with light, its heart full to the brim. “Done!”

“H-hold on a second…” I gasped, trying to get my bearings, still on all fours on the floor. I wiped the slobber off my lips with my arm, so very sure what I just experienced couldn’t have been a dream.

“Oh, come now, Lina Inverse!” Naga said with a smug snort. “You’re panting like a little puppy! Ohohoho! Was I too much for you? I went as easy as I possibly could!”

“Y-you call that easy?!” I huffed, getting back up on shaky legs.

She narrowed her eyes, sneering ever more towards me, that blushy face of hers driving me mad! “Yes, I do! I do so hope you aren’t falling for my charms~...”

“Y-you wish!” I shouted. “You were like a squid sucking on my face! I could barely breathe!”

My insult didn’t make a dent in her confident smile.

“Whatever. I just hope this thing is done now…” I turned back to the runes, happy to get that grinning idiot out of my vision for a while so I could think straight.

Let’s see…

Ugh. One more trial.

…

No, no…

…

“Are you serious?! ” I exclaimed.

“What? What?” Naga poked herself in yet again. “Another trial is there? What else could there be?”

This was where I had to draw the line. Even Naga wouldn’t be able to deal with this!

“It–ugh–it says to fill the third and final rune we must become one before Aphrodias herself.”

Naga tilted her head. “What does that mean?”

Of course she knows all this kissing business but is too dense to understand this!

“It means! It wants us to… you know! Come together! With our bodies!” Ugh! Was she getting this at all? “Without clothes on!”

Recognition lit up in her eyes. “Oh! Sex!”

Gack! “Y-yes, that…” I couldn’t even repeat it! It was so wrong! So weird! “This Aphrodias is certainly one perverted god! I think this is where we’ll have to finally give up and–”

“That’s not so hard!” Naga said easily.

“WHAT?!” I screamed, my jaw hitting the floor so hard my teeth hurt.

Naga raised an eyebrow at me. “Hm? What’s the matter?”

“You… You understand what it wants from us, right?” I repeated. Naga wasn’t the brightest.

“Yes?” she said easily, nearly annoyed.

“It wants us to have…” Urk. I practically gagged the word out. “Sex. Together. As in you and me.”

Naga’s expression stayed the same. “...Yes…? I got that.”

“And you’re fine with that?!”

“What part of ‘That’s not so hard!’ don’t you understand?!” Naga growled, acting like I was the stupid one here!

“Some creepy goddess tells you to do someone and you’ll just do it?!”

Naga shook her head. “It’s just a wall, Lina Inverse. There’s no one actually watching, you know. It is simply a magical receptacle awaiting a certain type of love.”

“Y-you! I… Don’t…” Flabbergasted! I was flabbergasted! “D-don’t try to explain it to me like I don’t know what it is!”

“Then what’s the problem?”

“Ugh!” I threw my hands up in the air. “You think it's easy to just get naked like that?!”

Silence.

I stared at Naga the Serpent in her trademark teeny tiny leather bikini. She was already practically naked.

“Okay, stupid question, I’ll admit that.” I held out my hands in defense. “But still…!”

“If you really don’t want to do it,” Naga said with a sigh, “We don’t have to. No one is forcing you.”

“But we…” My mind started swirling again, as if we were kissing again, but we weren’t! “We worked so hard to get here! We already did so much…!”

“Exactly,” Naga said with a shrug. “That’s how I feel. But if you think this trial is too difficult for you, then there’s nothing that can be done now is there?” Naga shook her head. “It can’t just be me.”

“Agh!” I screamed. “T-trying to guilt me!”

“I am not.”

“Trying to taunt me!”

“I still am not.”

“Teasing me!”

“Lina Inverse, but you are so sensitive, aren’t you?”

“Not! I am not!”

“We don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do.”

I paused. I paused some more. I let … I actually let my thoughts slow. I let my mind read what it was trying to tell me. I…

“I don’t want to do it if you don’t want to,” I finally said.

“Hm?” Even Naga faltered at that.

“You don’t want to do any of this,” I said, my mind swirling again. “ I don’t want to do this. I’m–I’m not doing this with someone who doesn’t want to!”

“Little puppy…” Naga sighed with exasperation. “I want to do it with you, Lina Inverse,” she said tonelessly.

Wish she’d stop calling me a puppy! I’m not a puppy! She is!

“Do you really?” I asked again.

“Yes, yes,” she added, “For the treasure of course.”

I thought about it. “For the treasure…” Maybe… maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. Naga was experienced and she seemed to respect my wishes, at least when it was about this kind of thing. “Maybe… uh… yeah… I could…”

“Ohohoho~!” Naga cackled. “Of course you want to do this, Lina Inverse! Now prepare yourself for you are about to be blessed by me! Naga the Serpent! Ohohohoho~!”

Ugh! No. No! No way I’m really doing this!

Am … Am I?

She’s so stupid! But she’s…

She stepped forward and I stood frozen. No way. No way. No! Way!

That’s it! That’s it!

CUT!

Cut the feed! Cut the film! No way, no one's gonna know about this! Go to black! Whatever you think is going to happen ISN’T happening and isn’t GOING to happen, got it?! Got it?!

Turn this thing off!

…

…

…

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So, the third rune was fully lit. Done. Easy. Don’t gotta go into details how that happened. But the trials were done!

Clasping my cloak back on, I let out a sigh. At least the makeshift bath after was nice. I had gotten way too sweaty with Naga when we… er… finished the final trial.

“Ahhh~!” Naga yawned, stretching her lanky arms high. “That wasn’t so bad now was it, Lina Inverse?”

“I don’t want to talk about it,” I muttered back, still refusing to accept reality.

“Oh, come now, you were positively loving it when–”

“LALALA,” I scream-sang, hands over my ears. “I can’t hear you!!”

For whatever reason, this only made Naga’s smug smile worse. “You are still a little gremlin, but you can be cute at times.”

Ack!! “Shut up!” I countered. Not great. Not great. Naga had been really getting to me recently, in so many ways. I still wasn’t sure how to feel. I mean I know what just happened, but that was all just for the treasure!

… right?

“Screw this!” I shook my head and stomped my way over to the brightly lit wall, all three hearts as full as could be. “Let’s just get our treasure and get out of here!”

“Of course!” Naga said easily, a tiny snicker as she loomed over me at my side. 

I placed my hands against the runed wall, the heat of our love magic tingling in my fingers. “Aphrodias, hear my call! Each trial we have faced, and we have done them all! I command thee to open this wall!”

The ruins reacted to my touch, to my words, to our love, and shuddered. Stones grinded, dust and pebbles collapsed as this dreadful wall slowly and finally opened itself up to us.

“Wow!” Naga watched in open-mouthed awe as the walls parted. “Did you need to cast another spell to finish the trial?”

I shook my head. “Nah, I just wanted to rhyme and sound cool. All I needed to do was touch the wall.”

Naga shrugged.

When the dust settled and the stones finally rested once again into eternal slumber, Naga and I entered the fabled Aphrodias’ treasure vault, our hearts pounding with excitement.

First thing to note, the vault wasn’t as big as the walls had made it out to be. However, due to the magical runes, everything seemed to be perfectly preserved, jarringly so. Whereas the ruins before had been cut stone and engraved walls covered in moss and cracked with time, the treasure vault appeared to have plain blue wallpaper? And the floor–the floor was carpeted! An extremely fuzzy and tacky purple shag carpeting?!

As if this wasn’t already setting alarm bells off in my head, the second and most eye-catching thing to note was the three glowing heart runes in the center of the room. Similar to the ones outside, but these ones were stacked inside of each other, blinking in alternate intervals, almost like a… neon sign?!

And last, but certainly not least, beneath the blinking heart runes, lay what appeared to be our treasure. A rectangular shaped pedestal that went up past my waist with some kind of strange ancient apparatus made up of more runes.

“This is… weird,” I said, checking for any more potential traps. It seemed safe.

“The decor is a bit tacky, yes,” Naga nodded, not really understanding what I was saying.

Our treasure must have been in this strange looking pedestal. I wasn’t sure how to get it working, but I certainly wasn’t opposed to pressing random runes to see if I could get things working. At my touch, something lit up!

I noticed a small slit in the pedestal began to glow brightly. Brighter… brighter…! It whirred to life, vibrating with motion as it worked some kind of ancient mechanism.

Ding!

We both stepped back out of caution, but the machine went silent.

It spit something out. Something shiny. This must have been our treasure!

…

This was our treasure…?

“What is it, what is it?!” Naga yapped, hopping behind me excitedly. “Is it a guidebook to forbidden magic?! A powerful charm?! A priceless plate? Maybe it’s the best skincare lotion in all the realm!”

“Shut it, will ya?” I nabbed the paper from the machine. It was paper, yes, but high-quality paper at least? Something was written on it, in the same runes as before.

But wait!

“Ohhhhh!” Naga cooed, mouth agape. “It has our names on it!! Why?!”

I wish I could mimic her excitement. “Hold on, that’s what I’m trying to find out. Let me see if I can read it.”

“Come on, I want to know why my name is there!! Maybe I’m an heir to their throne now??”

I cleared my throat and read the words slowly, still not very proficient. Let’s see…

“You who have completed my trials,” I read aloud. “You and your partner who stand before my altar, your love proven to me without a doubt, I now bestow upon you the highest gift that I, Aphrodias, the Goddess of Love, can bestow. I now pronounce you, Lina Inverse, and Naga the Serpent– MARRIED? ”

“Whaaaaaat?”

Hold on! Hold on! Let me just read the details a bit more…

“A love so powerful and true,” I continued, my voice shaking. “That none may ever break it. With the love magic stored between you two in my altar, your love will forever stay strong, stay true, and nothing will come between you two. All will know of your love for all of time, and even the Gods and Demons themselves will not be able to deny it or destroy it.”

“So it’s…” Naga tilted her head. “A marriage certificate?”

I stared at the certificate in my hands but didn’t look at it. Realization washed over me like a cold street puddle. “A marriage certificate made of powerful runes from the Goddess of Love herself… an ultra-powerful magical marriage that binds our souls eternally together…”

“So no divorce?” Naga asked casually.

My voice had become monotone as I spoke, my body rigid. “No divorce.”

“Hmm. It’s laminated!” she added with a cheer. “That’s nice.”

“It is,” I responded tonelessly.

“So, Lina Inverse, it looks like you and I are destined to be rivals till the end of time! It is fitting that I make you my wife! OOOohohohoho~!” Naga screeched, her laugh reverberating through my skull.

Naga… my wife? Naga was my wife now? For all of eternity?

This… this was the treasure? Everything I did… everything I did with her… was for this?

An unbreakable magic marriage certificate? That bonded us together through all of time?!

No, no, no… no.

Naga the Serpent…

“What’s the matter, Lina Inverse?” Naga said between her shrill laughter. “Are you rendered speechless that you have the honor to be my wife? Ohohohoho~!”

This big boobed bimbo…

No, no… Anyone but her! No!

Unbreakable bond?! Blessed by the gods?! Nothing in the world could break it?!

We’ll see about that.

“Darkness beyond blackest pitch,” I muttered. “Deeper than the deepest night.”

Naga’s laughter finally quieted. “Lina Inverse? Are you casting something…?”

“Lord as vast as the largest ocean

Colder than the coldest ice.”

“Why are you glowing like that? Is your hair turning white?”

“King of Darkness who shines like gold upon the Sea of Chaos…”

“Honey?” Naga asked nervously. “Wife? What are you… what are you doing…?”

If nothing can break our love, if nothing can break our bond, then I’ll just have to break EVERYTHING .

…

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!”

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…

…

“And that’s how we got married!” Naga explained for the millionth time to yet another innkeeper.

I drank my mead and ate my steak with a frown, watching as my wife retold the story again to everyone in the vicinity. No one cared, no one wanted to hear, least of all me.

“Uh, that sure is swell, ma’am,” the innkeeper said with a sheepish smile. “You sure, uh, gave a lot of extra detail that maybe wasn’t necessary, though.”

“Yep,” I groaned, unable to do anything else but sit through her humiliating story.

“Oh, but you need to know how my adorable wife squirmed!” Naga laughed.

“Erm, not to butt into your relationship, ma’am, but your wife doesn’t seem to appreciate it…”

“Nonsense!” Naga went on laughing. “If she hated it that much, she’d have gone through with that Giga Slave spell!”

I sighed.

“Giga… Slave…?”

“Yes, you know, the spell that could destroy the whole world as we know it!”

“Can’t say I do…”

“Well, she was about to cast it when we were first wed, but decided against it! Isn’t that sweet?”

“Erm…”

“Personally, Lina Inverse would never be my first choice to be my wife, but oh! The way she fawns over me and follows me around like a lost puppy, how could I say no? She has trouble being honest with herself and her feelings and is a bit frumpy here and there and certainly below my level, but I am so generous and love to please my wife! Ohohohoho~!”

I really should have casted it. I should have gone through with the Giga Slave.

…

At the end of the night, just like every night, Naga and I came to our room to rest and prepare for the next day’s adventure. With just the two of us by ourselves, I allowed my hand to brush against hers, to interlock our fingers together.

“Ohohoho, Lina Inverse, you cute thing!” she said, poking my head irritatingly. “Need some attention tonight?”

I didn’t respond. I didn’t need attention from her! I didn’t! But… It was nice to share a bed with someone. I never realized how hard it was to sleep alone. Even with Naga’s tossing and turning and snoring and general annoyances, I always felt so soothed by having her at my side.

I looked up at my blushy, lanky, monster of a wife. She smiled just as brightly, just as smugly as always, never letting anything bother her. Like always, she knew what this meant.

Naga leaned down and gave me a quick kiss. “Love you~!” she cooed in that annoying voice of hers.

“Love you too,” I said quietly.

Like every night and all the nights after that, we slept peacefully. Mostly. I got used to her snoring.

#Slayers #Lina Inverse #Naga the Serpent #Fanfiction #My Stuff #yuri #Lina/Naga #Nagaverse #that's a cute ship name right #Lina Inverse x Naga the Serpent #Lina x Naga #there we go

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

Thoughts on, Invader Zim Quarterly: Holiday Special

WEEEE WISH YOU A MERRY JINGLY WE WISH YOU A MERRY JINGLY!

Ahhhhh It’s out! I’m so excited!

But I always get excited when it has my man Membrane and my man Eric Trueheart involved with the comics. 

Also santa..   Tbh, I was excited and nervous about this quarterly. 

Excited because it has Membrane santa backstory...

But I was nervous because that it means they might bring back the santa-blob monster from the Holiday special on the TV... and The Christmas special is one of my least favorite IZ episodes...   I mean... I rewatch it occasionally, and it’s fun, but I’m just kinda used to IZ having more BITE in it’s satire if you know what I mean? The Christmas Special in the IZ universe doesn’t really say anything about the capitalism of Christmas... it’s not like IZ hasn’t made fun of capitalism before. (that’s the whole show)  The Christmas Special in the show just kinda fell flat of my expectations of what an Invader Zim episode should be....

The only thing I respect the Holiday Special for, is that it goes down the “Santa isn’t real” route in a kid’s show and sticks to it. (there’s no “real santa” that shows up and “solves everything”) All of the “Santa’s Helpers” confused the Santa mythos with the Christianity Jesus mythos. (”waiting one day for his return”) Which makes sense, since IZ is like dystopian future Suburbia Hell. I just kinda like that there’s no “real santa” that interfered to “fix everything” and that Zim himself ended up CREATING Santa when he didn’t exist previously. Like I find that kinda cool...

Other then that, I just kinda wanted something else from the Hoilday special then what I got. (It taking priority over scrapped episodes like “the trail” and “Ten minutes to doom” and “mopiness of doom” does not help it’s case in being one of my C-tier episodes...) 

So maybe this quarterly will fill the void of what I wanted out of a Holiday special? Well, let’s see. 

SPOILERS FOR THE QUARTERLY BELOW THE CUT

Ways to get Dana off-board immediately: Monster Santa is canon. 

I always never liked to view the special as canon for ways that it fell flat before.

And I had the excuse of saying that the snowman was an unreliable narrator and I could adapt it down the line in my fic as a different story. 

I just didn’t like the idea of Monster-horror-blob santa...  Like... Cool design... but he just kinda represents everything I disliked about the special...  (including the major inconsistency of when Tak’s ship got fixed...)

But then again.. I need to remember IZ’s lore isn’t as consistent as I think it is sometimes... 

Okay, fine. Monster blob santa real... what else you got for me, Holiday special?

FACE HUGGER SANTA! FACE HUGGER SANTA! I AM NOT INTO IT! 

WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! NO. DANA HATES THIS!

Okay, kinda into it because this means that ZIM CREATED SANTA in this mythos... I am dying.... wait.. this takes place in the future then...soo...?

haoFhaGHAOhfgg 

It was all a dream?!  

GOOD.

my heart couldn’t take it if horror-santa was real... 

Also... that nightcap and bed... Does this mean we’re going to have an Invader Zim Christmas Carol?!?!?! I know that’s been adapted a schmillion times but I would be so into that.... 

Also... Flying... hamm...

Good ol’ Zim... Repressing those memories...  

Also this being the THIRD ETF reference in a quarterly, It can be very safe to say the Quarterly issues take place after the events of ETF.

Clembrane exists in the Quarterly, Membrane has robot arms, Zim remembers this (kinda)  Yeah this is definately ETF verse and it’s here to stay. 

Christmas Carol?! I’m down for this... and I can’t help but notice their claws look familiar

OH HOLY HELL I WAS RIGHT! THESE GUYS! I LOVE THESE GUYS?!

Why are you here tho?

I’m a bit lost on why these guys wanta take over the earth, but they’re hilarious so I’m just glad they’re here.

Also...   The Christmas Special is Schrodinger's Christmas... did it happen, or was it a dream, or the tales of a lunatic snowman... I guess I’ll never know. 

The issue goes on for an IZ Christmas Carol parody (heck yea) and the visions are all hilarious and I’m not gonna spoil them here... but...

Eric.... this is terrifying..........thanks I hate it. 

TINY DIB THOUGH! GHAOGHAHGAHAHA

THIS IS GREAT

THE MORE DIB SUFFERS THE MORE I LOVE IT!

“Though I am Dib and sickly father”

I’m dying XDDDDD

Also... What the fuck is Zim’s reaction here... 

I find it funny that Zim has put Dib into simulated realities before... (in the show and comics) and in the show, Dib is all powerful and in the comics, Dib is just himself and Zim is his brother..

But seeing a simulated Dib all weak and pathetic and chronically ill BOTHERS ZIM?!?!

That’s... well that’s interesting. 

Thought he’d laugh at this honestly, but he seems greatly annoyed... 

I CHANGED MY MIND! THIS IS THE BEST THING! 

(those who know me know why I’m dying over this)

YES!!!

ZIM DOESN’T LIKE WHEN PEOPLE FEEL BAD FOR HIM OR PITY HIM! 

(which confirms like a lot of my hcs and adds spicy kindling to my au much mad respect) 

This I find interesting...  Zim complepative over his lonely/abandoned grave. It’s like he really doesn’t know how to feel. It’s more of a numbness then a sadness. Or he noticed how empty his life is... 

He feels lonely and empty about it...  which tracks considering how Zim’s greatest fear in the Trial was to be deleted and never be remembered by anyone. 

I don’t know... This panel makes me feel things...

Johnen: Haha. Zim’s not that deep a character.

Eric: Hey for the Christmas special, let’s have Zim parody a Christmas carol and feel lonely staring at his own empty grave when he realizes no one cares about him or misses him.

Johnen: Cool. Do it. 

What are you two assholes doing to me, man?! I have feelings! 

AND ONCE AGAIN!

Zim hates pity and people feeling bad and sorry for him. 

Man this makes me so sad...  And it really feels like this issue looked into my brain again, cause I have some plans relating to Zim not wanting sympathy or pity from anyone later down the line (okay I’ll shut up about my au. We’re talking Zim here)

And of course, Zim breaks everything like he usually does. (this time on purpose)

Also nice callback that Zim remembered that Dib said he liked his boots one time in the Poop-wizard issue. 

Also, it ends? I guess this quarterly has a few shorter stories this time... which I’m fine with. 

Also, Zim should consider Green and Blue like D-list friends at this point and just invite them in for some fundip or something (come on, Zim, it’s Christmas.....) 

GASP!?!?!

LITTLE MEMBRANE!!!

AND GRANDPARENTS CONFIRMED!!! 

Wait... so his Parents are scientists too? Is that why he always wanted to be a scientist?

But then wait.... If Membrane inherited Membrane Labs from his parents... Why is HIS FACE the brand of the Company?..... There’s so much Membrane-face brand merch in the show. (it decorates his home..) 

Like even if they were dead, if his parents founded Membrane labs, I feel they’d still be the face. of the company... (that’s how a lot of corporate faces are these days... they show some old dead guy who made the company as opposed to the son who inherited the Company.... Like everyone knows who Walt Disney/Mickey Mouse is, but unless you pay close attention to that kinda thing, not everyone knows who the current chairman or CEO is in the modern age....)

I just find that a bit odd. 

Anyways... I feel people can still do what they want with Membrane’s parents and get away with it. I’m not changing my “his parents were farmers” headcanon. Sorry comic..

BUT I LOVE THEIR DESIGNS.

I love how Membrane looks a lot like his mother, and his father is just BUFF GAZ with a pipe.... Truely legends. 

GASP!!!

COLLEGEBRANE COLLEGEBRANE COLLEGEBRANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOKOUT DIB, THIS IS YOUR FUTURE!

I FUCKING LOVE HOW OILY HE LOOKS.. AND IT ADDS UP CAUSE...

The Membrane Men when they don’t shower or bathe in months.....

Someone help these two.

(thank god Membrane got better at personal hygiene.) 

Also Teenbrane STILL has his human arms and not his robo-arms.

This means he loses his arms later in life...  YUSH HORRAY FOR HEADCANNONS BEING VALIDATED!

He didn’t lose his arms in a shark accident when he was a KID! It happened WAY LATER!

NICE!

OH MY GOD HE IS BABY!

HE IS SO SHY AND ACKWARD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I LOVE HIM!

He is just... all sweat and hiding his work but also very passionate and spiteful. 

Like you can see who he grew up to become, and you can also see how a kid like Dib came out of a man like him...

But I love social anxiety awkward early twenties/late teens Membrane... He is a baby! 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MEMBRANE ;w;

Basically, Membrane knows that Santa isn’t real, but he doesn’t want to be mad at his parents so he harbors a grudge on Santa instead... THAT’S SO SWEET I’M CRYING  TTmTT

LIKE THAT IS SO SWEET AND I’M CRYING!

(also I love how me and Ceph understand Membrane’s character too well that the gesture he does in the 2nd panel here are reminisant of our fic so many times... Like we have his mannerisms down and I love when the mask slips from Membrane and we get to see a real person... augh soo good) 

WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT TO MAKE MY MAN THIS SAD?! ONLY I CAN MAKE HIM SAD!

MEMBRANE TTMTT

AUUUGHH

Also probably guessing the parents are dead...   I’m just laughing at their designs... 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Yes you are, Professor Membrane... Don’t let anyone tell you different. (actually, please do) Well, I mean,  At least you’re trying and get progressively better.

(also... this probably means everytime Dib has asked his Dad for a dangerous weapon to fight Zim with, Membrane just gives it to him no questions asked and I’m doing a MAJOR concern about this man’s parenting skills... get help please good sir!) 

Also, Dib really saved the day again here (like he did in Dib’s big day)

Dib called about destroying santa when Membrane was in one of his lowest points...  He hides it really well...   Especially from his children..

Ah..  I loved that one.

But I’m a huge Membrane Simp though.

I did find the stuff about Membrane’s parents a little weird... like I said regarding how Membrane’s face is the brand of Membrane labs...

Could be true that they were other scientists and that Membrane founded Membrane labs later... but that seems highly unlikely... 

Also... Why does the house look that hug when in the christmas special, it looked kinda like...well... just not that, and kinda more humble from the interior and not some big rocket lab...

So yeah... AMAZING character building for Membrane (which I eat up)

Hilarious Grandparent Designs. But I still prefer @esthyradler​ ‘s Grandparents. The superior Grandparents.

Anyways... The Quarterly was GREAT! 

I kinda find it funny the Zim story is the weaker one of the two again... But I honestly blame the Christmas Horror blob connection and the Christmas Carol parody. 

Or maybe my Membrane Bias is clouding my mind here.  I do have Zim bias but sometimes Zim can frustrate me. There’s just so many times Zim can do and say the same things you know? Zim is my baby, but sometimes his denial and annoyance with everyone can be very predictable at points. Zim was just way more fun in the last quarterly than this one. 

With Membrane it’s more of a blank slate what to do with him cause he ony started really mattering as a character since ETF. Yes, I do love show Membrane, but I admit he wasn’t exactly a character then. More of a presence and excuse for why Dib had access to lab equipment. With Dib’s Dilemma and this Hoilday special, the Quarterly folks seem determined to turn him into a fully realized character with the rest of the cast and I’m extremely excited to hear that!

(Computer issue/backstory WHEN?!) 

I don’t really have ratings or systems for these but hope you liked my thoughts.

Merry Christmas everyone.

#Invader Zim #invader zim quarterly #IZ comics #IZ comics Spoilers #danachan's rants #Professor Membrane

[98shawns]

one to ten. (t.c.)

ten times you love each other. ten out of countless.

words: 2522

warnings: nsfw, language, alcohol consumption

an: lol i know i’m a shawn blog but now this is my white boy blog so i can do what i want!! and timmy literally makes me want to cry he’s so sweet and cute i love him aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

o1: ritual.

“I love you.” Timothée’s voice is sweet as he smiles into the phrase. It’s a bidding of farewell as he leaves for his morning schedule, but when you turn the corner to see him off, he hadn’t even had the door opened.

Instead he was waiting for you; shoes on, with his hands in his pockets, and a grin on his face. You roll your eyes and walk over to him.

“Have a good day.” Your hands come to his shoulders to pull him into a kiss. His grin widens as you pull away, and he rested his hands on your forearms.

“You too.” He says, sliding a hand to reach yours to give your knuckles a small kiss.

You end up finally chasing him out with a laugh, but he leaves only thinking of you, and how he can’t wait for the end of the day to see you again.

.

o2: remedy.

“I love you.” You whisper the three words like a spell against the shell of Timothée’s ear and he can’t help but sigh. Today was horrible; stress and pressure had built towers upon his shoulders and he wouldn’t let them break down on him. Not in public at least.

He didn’t even take his jacket off when he fell face first into your bed, head landing straight into your lap.

Your fingers left the pages of your book to run through your boyfriend’s chocolate locks. Your heart ached as silence filled the room. You wished that you knew some sort of magic spell to wipe all his problems off the universe; but you couldn’t.

The closest thing to magic you knew how to do for Timothée was leave the bed for a moment to rummage through your dresser for an extra pair of clothes for him to change into. He hadn’t moved an inch when you came back but once he felt your gentle touch on his shoulder, he complied with your silent request to roll over and sit up.

You try to keep a neutral face as you stand between Timothée’s legs to bring him into a hug. You feel him sigh into your chest; where his head rested. His arms wrap around your middle and he gives you a squeeze.

Timothée finally cracks a smile when you pull away from the hug and bring your hands up to his cheeks to kiss his forehead.

He knows how sweet you are; how you wished you had solutions to all his problems, and how you hated that you didn’t. But that was okay with him. Being there to be with him at the end of the day was solution enough.

.

o3: spell.

“I love you,” He chants it desperately between pants against your lips. Almost as if he didn’t remind you every day. I love you. I love you. I love you. Like a spell he’d cast to make you his forever.

You casted the phrase back. I love you too. And gasp when you feel Timothée’s hands travel below the waistband of your shorts.

Two of his nimble fingers found themselves spreading your slit, and you find yourself grinding against his digits to feel some sort of relief.

“I’ve barely done anything and you’re already this wet for me…” He seems unaffected but you were hovering over his lap and felt his growing length pressing against your thigh. All you could do was bury your head into the crook of his head and nod.

The action makes him smirk as two of his digits slide into your core. You squeak and tense up at the sensation, and Timothée’s mouth lovingly finds your neck.

All he can think of is how much he loves this. He loves how sensitive you are. He loves how he knows that it’s so easy to get you riled up just because it was him. He loves how your hips buckle against his fingers when he curls them just how you like it. He loves how your juices drip over his digits and how your whole body shakes when he gets you off with just his fingers alone.

But he eventually wonders if it’s just because he simply loves everything that you do, because he finds you just as lovely as he positions his length at your core once you’d barely ridden out your high.

And when he hears your moans come out breathless and strangled once he moves his hips; he just finds you one thing: lovely.

.

o4: gratitude.

“I love you.” Timothée grins as he whispers it into your ear as you cry at his performance. His hands rub your arms as you try to stop your tears from falling, and you hit his chest as he laughs at you.

“You’re the most talented human alive.” You manage between sniffles and he feels like his smile has never been wider.

You’ve always been his number one supporter, and you were the reason why he loved his job so much. The way he could tell a story and move someone, anyone to tears with his art made him feel honoured.

But he doesn’t tell you that. Not when you were already a crying mess, at least. Instead he gazed at you thoughtfully, replies with a simple “Thank you.”, and wipes your tears away with the pads of his thumbs.

.

o5: calm.

“I love you…” It’s the first thing he says before suggesting that the two of you need to talk your problems out before you go off on a frenzy by accusing him of things that weren’t true. It was a rare occurrence, but useless fights are unavoidable in any relationship.

You try to keep a cool mind but everything felt like it was crashing down at once. Life was testing your boundaries by ruining everything you’ve worked hard for; and you and Timothée both knew that lashing out on him was just an excuse to blow off some steam.

You felt like you’d go insane if you admitted that you were in the wrong. So instead you don’t say anything, and he sighs.

“Please tell me what’s wrong. I can’t help you if you won’t tell me anything.” His eyes aren’t filled with any malice, just worry, and you begin to feel even worse. This wasn’t fair; not for him. You wouldn’t let life ruin the both of you either. Not when there wasn’t any need to.

“You’re right, I’m sorry.” You finally admit defeat, and Timothée sighs as he takes this as his cue to run his thumb underneath your eye to wipe away a stray tear. He wraps his arms around you and doesn’t pull away until he feels you do the same, resting your chin on his shoulder.

“Thank you.” His face relaxes. Relief. And you realize how lucky you are to have someone who knew how to be rational.

Somehow, your mind cools.

.

o6: beautiful.

“I love you,” it’s a whimper that falls from your lips as he thrusts into you. His name and other praises of affection leave your mouth; the mouth he loves so much, and he can’t help but bite down onto the skin of your neck as he takes you from behind.

“You’re such a good girl, you like being fucked from behind that much?” He grunts when your walls clench around his cock at his words. His hips rock faster and your voice becomes whinier.

“T-Timmy– I– I’m going to– I–“ Coherent sentences escape your mind and blur with pleasure when Timothée’s nimble fingers find your clit. He knows what you want and you’ve been patient with him. He has every intention of giving you what you're going crazy for.

“Cum for me,” He moans, lips latching onto the side of your neck as his thrusts became sloppier and his fingers moved more urgently.

You cry out as his hips slammed against your ass a few more times, and the knot in your stomach becomes undone. Your upper half collapses onto the bed as Timothée’s movements become slower to help you ride out your high.

But you barely catch your breath when Timothée pulls out and flips you onto your back. His eyes were still dark as he studied your face, with your eyes glazed over and half open, and swollen lips parted while you panted for air.

“You’re so beautiful… I love you so fucking much...” He murmurs to himself more than anyone before giving you what felt like the hundredth kiss than night.

He sucks on your bottom lip as he spreads your legs, and you mentally hit yourself for thinking that Timothée was anywhere close to being done with you for the night.

.

o7: plenty.

“I love you.” It’s said against your ear, but trapped inside your phone. All Timothée could do was frown when you tell him that you love him back in a raspy voice.

The only horrible thing about shooting globally was that he wouldn’t be able to see you for weeks; maybe months on end. He missed important days like birthdays and anniversaries with no mercy from his production crew; but this is what he signed up for so he wouldn’t complain. He loves what he does, after all.

And he’s glad that you understand. You always remind him that you’re just a call away, and he knows you’re right but it still never sits well with him when he can’t hold you in his arms. Especially when you need him most.

But he tries his best, and that’s all you need.

.

o8: care.

“I love you!” Timothée chuckles as you drunkenly pepper kisses onto his face the second he opens the door to welcome you home. He holds you by your waist as you wrap your arms around his neck to bring him into a deep kiss.

He smiles; alcohol from your staff party lingers on your clothes and tongue but he still could only find you that much lovelier. He knew you were an inherently affectionate person since birth, but your shyness always dissipates in beer bottles and tequila shots.

“Hey, you’re really hot. Can we do it?” You pull back and ask breathlessly. It takes him a few moments to process your request, but when he does he’s speechless. All he does is laugh before sweeping the hair falling in your face and cupping your cheeks.

“No. Doing it is a no no if you’re this drunk, but we can get you to bed instead. I swear it will feel equally as amazing.” He suggests, smiling when you pout before dragging you towards your bedroom.

“Well if it’s a no then why’re you taking my clothes off?” You slur your words as Timothée helps you step out of your outfit. You comply when he sits you down at the edge of your bed before pulling out more comfortable clothes for you to sleep in.

“Don’t go to sleep yet,” He laughs when your eyes start drooping right after he helps you into your pyjamas. You barely notice him disappearing into the kitchen until he comes back with a glass of water and an aspirin. You groan when he makes you consume both of them to completion, but he’s indifferent as he tucks you into bed.

“Aren’t you going to kiss me goodnight?” You whisper, still drunk but still somehow so lovely in Timothee’s eyes. He grins and pecks your forehead, cheeks, nose, and eventually lips before whispering a goodnight.

And a final I love you is the last thing you hear when you’re finally lulled off to sleep.

.

o9: tender.

“I love you.” You giggle as Timothée pulls you into him, and the couch sinks as you straddle his lap. He smiles into the kiss he gives you as his hands slide up your thighs.

He’s in the middle of unbuttoning your blouse when he pulls away to stare at you. His eyes turn into crescents as he smiles at you, and you scoff.

“What?” You ask, pushing his curls out of his face. Timothée shrugs before wrapping his arms around your waist.

“You're just... really beautiful, is all.” He says. Almost innocently.

You melt at his words and kiss his forehead. He chuckles and finally slides your shirt off your shoulders before connecting his lips to the crook of your neck.

You squeal as he gently pushes you down onto your back, and before you know it his lips are on yours again, kissing you before slowly pulling away.

“I love you,” He whispers. You stare into his eyes and smile. You believed it more than anything.

.

10: first.

“I love you!” Timothée revels at how much he says it casually nowadays. He says it for simple reasons, like when he wakes up and you’re the first thing he sees, or when you tell him that you’d pick up milk for him before you get home over the phone. There was no real reason as to why he even said it any more other than that he loved you at every moment.

He always smiles to himself when he remembers when the two of you first exchanged the three words. You were the first to break, only one month into your relationship when you were seeing him off after a night in at your apartment.

The two of you agreed to take it slow but when you somehow kissed him goodbye before casually telling him, “Bye, love you.”, he was over the moon. He tried not to make a big deal out of the thoughtless comment, only giving you a wide grin as he gave you one last kiss before leaving.

A text ensued right when he got back to his apartment.

My Baby[00:03]:

Hey! Sorry if that was weird when you left.  I know that we agreed to take it slow but tonight was just so fun, it just kind of slipped out… I hope you weren’t too put off by it. Sorry again.

Back at your apartment, you were banging your head against the wall when he didn’t respond, even twenty minutes later. He was weirded out. You knew it. You just liked him so much… he made you so happy that you couldn’t help yourself.

A knock at your door snapped you out of your self-loathing and you wondered why anyone would do such a thing at 12:30 in the morning. But when you answered, you couldn’t even process when Timothée lunged towards you to give you a kiss. You stumble back but he steadied you by wrapping an arm around your waist.

He pulled back, breathless, and laughed when he saw that your eyes had popped out of their sockets. He brought a hand up to one of your flushed cheeks. He knew you’d be surprised that he came back, but part of him also knew that he had to say it back in person.

“I love you, too.”

#timothee chalamet #timothee x reader #timothee chalamet imagines #timothee chalamet x reader #timothee smut #timothee chalamet smut #timothee imagines #timothee imagine #timothee #timothee fanfic #timothee chalamet fanfic #thimothee fanfiction #timothee chalamet fanfiction #i love himmm aaaaaaaaaaa

[lunethwrites]

Hello, Luneth!^^

REALLY lovin’ your writings huehue<3 I recently have gotten deep into them through Shouji related stuff (sorry for my bias. i love him too much Xd), and MAn, your ideas and writing style kill me every time I read them (..in a good way lol). Simply lovable and winsome, especially how consistent you keep the characters in the way they’re represented within the original, yet abiding by the uniqueness of your own story concepts and ideas.

I can just see how much effort you put in your writings. Like, you keep writing the things you want without expecting things back from us readers. And this is a lot of dedication, despite there being no guarantee that you’ll get things that’re worth the effort in return. Thing is, I just wanna tell you that you’re more deserved than what people show here online. And I genuinely want to show that I adore your works, more than just giving Kudos or visiting them to read everyday, because you truly are gifted.

So I wanted to offer you something. It’s not much, but it’s a drawing of Shiozaki and Shouji from your fic, “The Maiden and the Monster”. I know I still lack a lot when it comes to drawing, but it’s one of the few better things I can do. If you do actually like it, please don’t hesitate to ask me for more like this, as sketches and or detailed panels to put in your fics for further entertainment. I know I’d be glad to do it in favor of your passionate writings. (that is, within the boundary of what I CAN draw… i’m still practicing, ehem ~w~;;9)

Again, thank you sooo much for sharing your stuff with us. Finding you was such a blessing to me. I can’t tell you enough on how much entertainment, laughter, and empathy your writings give me. Keep up the good work!! Always supporting ya! b(>ㅂ<)d

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HOLY SHIT??!  THIS IS!!!! FREAKING INCREDIBLE!!!! I AM GONNA CRY OH MY GOD!!! I’M LITERALLY GONNA CRY THIS IS SO COOL AND YOUR COMMENT I AM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don’t even know how to react to his except screaming and THANK YOU SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

I’m seriously so touched this is such a beautiful art and your comment is so nice!!! Q^Q I’m really honored you went through all the effort of making this and writing this note to me!! Thank you so much ammi104! I’m gonna keep writing and hoping people enjoy my work!!

#fanart #I’m cry you guys #Shouzaki #The Maiden and the Monster #Shouji Mezou #Shiozaki Ibara #bnha #submission

[paipayaseeds]

Kaede would've been 'awwing' at the way Anya been practically cradling Kaito's jacket, if they poor girl hadn't been fighting consciousness and the cruel temperature issue she'd been facing. As Kaito had been looking at her expectantly, the girl would give back just as equally perplexed look at him. She was the Ultimate Pianist, not the Ultimate Nurse.

"I know dead bodies get cold but... There's..There was Ice!"

"Perhaps Anya has a health condition we aren't aware of that messes with her body regulation."Kiyo suggests.

".. THE MOTHER FUCKING POLAR EXPRESS IS GROWING ON HER BODY, MASK FUCK"Miu would chime, a look of disbelief on her face. As rude as it'd been, she had a point. What type of illness would make you so cold you form ice?

Kaede couldn't help but feel a crushing weight of guilt push down on her heart..it was bad enough that.. No! She'd,she'd come clean later but right now they had to deal with Anya, the person they thought had been dead. She noticed both Kaito and Rantaro's relief, as well as the silent judgment they'd been holding for each other.. Maybe this would bring them together.

"Excuse me. I think I could help with Anya's warmth problem!"The robot would speak, his face a nervous yet determined smile on his face. Kaede would look up at him with confusion, even more as Keebo gestured to the position Kaede had been.

"I never really used this function much before since it took a while for me to cool my system, but, now that my fans are up, this task shouldn't be as tedious answer troublesome.. Ms.Anya, please shake your head if the warmth is uncomfortable."

The metallic being would place his hands gently on her shoulders, a series of whirrs and beeps sounding off before his hands emitted a soft orange glow, as well as his eyes.

"The temperature is currently 80 degrees. This should be a good starter source for her to thaw the ice out."Kaede could only look at Keebo in awe. She hadn't known he could do something like this, but.. Then again, there was alot she didn't know about him. Anyhow, the girl did begin to not feel as cold. In fact, she seemed to be gaining some color back!

Though,

That pesky headache was still there.. And the bleeding. Those bandaids did little but at least Kokichi did attempt to help.

"Th.. Thank you K-Keebo and Ko-"

"Hey hey don't -don't talk now alright, Anya? After we wrap you up and you get some rest, you can tell us what happened, okay?" The Pianist hushed her gently, a small smile on her face as she did. She figured that the more Anya strained herself in he current state, the more tired she be afterwards.

"Yeah shut your trap until this confusing shit is over." Miu would echo. Somehow, SOMEHOW,

Ryoma could tell that she meant it in a soft way.

'That's new.. '

‘Ice...?’ Something felt wrong to the detective, though he couldn’t help but feel bad because of his own intuition; he shouldn’t have been worrying about how she was alive, because she was alive. It shouldn’t matter how she revived herself anyway, he told himself to calm the rising strange feeling. 

Despite wanting to bullet Anya with questions on how she was feeling, how she was alive, what she remembered- he shut himself up as he settled for instead, watching the girl... Very closely... For clues.

"Man, this totally isn't boring at all! Wait- Is- Is Anya cool now!?" Kokichi suddenly jerked back in feigned shock.

"Of course she is! She was always cool; the hell do you mean by that?" Kaito defended, narrowing his eyes at the gremlin. "Yeah, like, ice-cool?" Gonta tilted his head to the side in questioning, not quite understanding what Kokichi meant by that.

"Ehh? Explaining to two dummies like you would be a waste of time." He laughed, knowingly pissing off Kaito. "Hey! Don't call us dumb-"

Before Kokichi's provocation got a chance to escalate, Kirumi arrived just in time. Her presence seemed to bring relief to many, many people. Especially Rantaro. "I've arrived with the medical supplies, but I highly suggest we move to Anya's room, the library floor may not be very comfortable for her."

Rantaro listened to Kirumi's every word with careful focus and concern, suddenly taking the situation incredibly seriously — as should the others, but humour is a common coping mechanism, so he couldn't do much about that.

"You're right, we should-"

"Can't you just transform into a roll-y cart for Anya to be transported on? You know, like Optimus Prime but the failed one." Kokichi deadpanned, looking at K1B0 in curious expectancy. Rantaro sighed, no one here had been listening to him, nor had they been taking anything seriously. A part of him considered flickering the lights, or saying, 'Waterfall' like you would a camp counsellor for children — just to get their attention.

"W- what? Not all robots are transformers! That's highly robophobic of you to assume that!"

Kaito suddenly brushed past the arguing pair, waving them off. "Nah, nah, it's fine! I got this." With a confident grin that seemed to irritate Rantaro despite its good intentions, Kaito picked Anya up like the queen she was. His confident grin seemed to falter, and instead, had been replaced by a very, very giddy grin. The man would never admit to this, but he had to stifle a giggle. God, he missed this.

*Please assemble in front of the Shrine of Judgment in the courtya- Wait, what the cow testicles!?*

— He did not miss that, however.

"M- Monokuma!?"

Kaito jolted at the sound of Monokuma's voice, clutching Anya closer to himself in fear protective instinct. His legs were itching to run; as they know — actually, more accurately, as they don't know, the identity of Anya's killer had still been unknown, and despite logic telling Kaito otherwise, he still strongly believed that Monokuma had been the one to kill Anya. Because... There's no way someone would willingly try to hurt someone like her.

The words, get her to safety blared in his head, and before he knew it, he had already been running away, crying out, "aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA-" as he ran out the doors. The idiot thought Monokuma had been back to take Anya away from him again, and he didn't have enough time to actually look around to see check if the evil bear had been there, legs reacting before his mind did.

Well, he couldn't turn back now.

Rantaro and a few others watched in shock as Kaito disappeared from sight. "Kaito, stop! You-" Kaito had been sprinting away with Rantaro with his little sister, recklessly, might he add. What if he hurt her as he ran!? What if Monokuma hurt Anya as he ran!?

So here he was, running away from 'Anya's killer' with said girl tightly in his arms.

"D- Don't worry, Anya! I'll protect you, Monokuma won't lay a paw on you, I swear on it!" Kaito's words sounded way too positive for the panicked look on his face.

"What's the plan, Kaito!?" Rantaro eventually caught up to the two, still lagging behind, however.

The truth was, Monokuma couldn't actually do anything about Anya's revival. And so Kaito was here wasting his breath for no reason — well, maybe not, no reason. He got to carry Anya again after all — to Rantaro's disapproval.

"Hey! Get back here, you pig-brained morons!" Monokuma growled, plushy feet running as fast as they could as Monokuma chased them.

#mod chia #rp #please tell me if you want me to rewrite this!!! #i had like #3 ideas #RantAnya

[victorie552onepiecespeedrun]

Reading One Piece pt 158: “Mom?”

Chapter 395

Thoughts:

- Fpos/cs: Three BW stole marine ship and are running away! You go, BW, you’re safe now! What about Mr.2

- Villagers are running for their lives and can you blame them

- Cp9 people found Poneglyph in the basement and are pretty creeped out. How did archeologists get that stone here. I will have to learn how to spell Poneglyph for good, won’t I

- Aww, Saul came into town to get Robin! I think it will be counterproductive but it’s still awesome and touching, ok

- Huh, Spandyne DID contact “Gorousei”! (different scans again but it obviously means the government top dogs so I don’t care) But it won’t help doctor Clover, he’s not so eloquent as Tom The Shipwright. Sorry man, government has you as “dead” in their books already and they don’t want to make any corrections to change that. Imagine the paperwork, doctor Clover, the paperwork

- Yep

- Ok, doctor Clover has things to say, time to sit and listen

- “No matter what lies in the past, humans create history, and thus they must accept everything. If we come to know things without feeling fear, we may be able to create some form of countermeasure!”

“That’s mere idealism”

“Is that so? I think you’re saying you can’t because it’s not convenient for you to accept this!”

“…”

Haha, government just got served, I love that song

- Nowadays, the truth we wish to know most is more the Poneglyphs reason for existence as opposed to their contents.” You know what, that is a good question.  How and why are they everywhere?

- Apparently the message people in the past wanted to sent future generation was too important to put to destroyable paper. I dig that

- Ohohohoho!

- “People that left behind the stones had an enemy” ok “Their enemy would continue to live on in the history” eh. But they WERE destroyed so sure, why not “Right after 100 Years of Blank Pages… The World Government was born” I see what you’re doing here. And wow, 800 years, was there any empire that actually lasted that long

- “The 100 Blank Pages were erased by the World Government’s hands as inconvenient history!!!” HA, tell them doctor

- Single country with a great civilization has been erased from existence long, long ago. I don’t see why anyone would cover destroying the single country for 800 years. After some time people just stop caring, you know? They could stop hiding the fact after, like,  300 years, I think. History becomes history for a reason

- Yeah, I don’t think Spandyne and Gorousei care about that impromptu history lesson. What did they expect, they let a scholar start talking. Of course he started a lecture

- At least they call that a hypothesis. Sure, it could hold in court but they don’t exactly have a proof. Unless you count being evaporated by government for looking for proof a proof (I am)

- What’s so cool about that mysterious country that revealing it’s existence to the world would change everything?

- “The name of the country was…” ?

- OH FUCK

- THEY SHOT HIM!!!

- “Ohara knows too much!!” And will know even more, you bastards!!!!!

- Oh poor Robin

- CHAOS HAS STARTED

- Spandyne looks for golden den den mushi!!! GET THE FUCK AWAY ROBIN PLEASE

- “It’s Buster Call time!” don’t steal my lines, Spandyne

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- THE LIBRARY IS ON FIRE

- “Shouldn’t it be okay if it’s just our heads that roll!?” …metal

- They’re taking Olvia away, they want her alive

- …shit… Robin and Olvia… shit…

- Nonononono, don’t give me flashbacks, damn you

- “Are you my mommy!?”

  “no”

- Fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuck

- whyyyyyyy

- everyone is crying and I will too, damn it

- oh god, Robin

- “I’m Robin! Even though I am bigger… You really don’t remember me? I always waited for you to come back! Are you really not my mother? Someday… I’d just like to go for a walk with you, holding your hand!”

- SHIIIIT, she’s telling them she can read Poneglyphs

- “I don’t… want to be alone anymore!!!”

… …. … ….

*sobbing it the distance*    

rOP 157  rOP 159

#one piece speed read #uncovering destroying the country after 100 is too early #I'm from Poland i would know #123 years of 'nothing' and then BOOM back on the map baby #we're also still salty about it #there's so much plot things here I don't know what to look at #for now I'm just remembering King Roger looked for Poneglyphs too #we WILL learn more about it #oh dear Olvia #maybe as a mother you shouldn't leave Robin but also you have your own hopes and dreams you should pursue #and becoming a mother shouldn't crush those dreams #I have Robin's aunt for your information #she really went Cinderella on poor Robin #how could she #spoiler #spoilers #have a nice day #rOP 158

[crazysnakey]

She-Ra season 5 thoughts and reactions [Spoilers]

Adora’s Dreams???? Is she trying to reconnect her connection to She-ra or smth???

Of course everyone argues about the Heart of Etheria. How can they not

Okay so there was that awkward af dinner scene, but Horde Prime confronting Catra on her feelings for Adora is 👌👌👌

Catra going to meet Glimmer several times. I think we all expected that.

Everyone telling Adora she’s not She-Ra anymore and her feeling needing to be useful... AAAAAAA

When they tied up a clone and he just started blabbering about how Prime is great and all and they’re like “was hordak like this” and Scorpia straight up being like “nah he just said get out a lot” like even Scorpia anknowledges that Hordak was like an angsty emo teen boy

Everyone being like “WTF DO WE DO NOW ADORA ALWAYS MAKES THE PLANS UGH”

Entrapta... good old entrapta going apeshit over the tech

Horde Prime really does that huh? Not only does he destroy planets and take their food he keeps their treasures and stuff as his trophies

GLIMMER GO OFF YEAH DON’T LET HIM USE YOU

Horde Prime calling Catra little sister... 😟 hell no you bleached octopus

Scorpia’s impression of Entrapta is so funny like... “Yay! Science! Tech! *crazy hysterical laughing*

ENTRAPTA CAN YOU PLEASE NOT WALK INTO THE WAY OF GIANT DRONES AND BOTS PLEASE ITS A STEALTH MISSION

Mermista taking charge with Adora gone, go for it girl

Scorpia, i love you

“hooray! Oh I take back my hooray. Never mind I reinstate my hooray! Hooray!”

ENTRAPTA SAYING THAT SHE WORKS WITH TECH BETTER THAN PEOPLE AND SHE WANTED TO HELP THEM THRU TECH 😢😢

Those clones really pop out of nowhere huh? They’re just stationed everywhere huh? Like stormtroopers.

Shadow Weaver, you tsundere. You still have an attachment to Micah as your student

That one clone who’s neck just snapped and twisted (with all the great sound effects, yay!) 😨

Okay so Prime can see and talk thru all his clones... shoulda seen that coming

Hordak??? Hordak is that you

Catra straight up telling Hordak that it’s reassuring to see a familiar face even if they weren’t on the best of terms... 🥺

Is Hordak starting to remember?? Is he gonna remember Entrapta aaaaaaaaaaa come on pls

Adora taking them all to the place in her dream... wow somethings up y’all

UH WHERE IS MADAME RAZZ IN ALL THIS?????????

Going to save Glimmer... good luck y’all are seriously gonna need it

Micah pretending to be She-Ra was so funny I don’t know why

Oh so Prime can’t track First Ones tech... thank god

Wow remember when I said Hordak might be remembering?? Haha we just got the rug pulled out from under us

The Horde clones are a literal fucking cult and their chanting is seriously unnerving like wow Noelle props to making it unsettling

Aaaaaaaaand Hordak was reset again (in a weirder way too with that bathtub of whatever the fuck is in there) think he’ll somehow remember again? Entrapta my girl I’m counting on you

Entrapta naming the ship Darla... I’m getting Emily vibes

CATRA GETTING FLASHBACKS OF HER AND ADORA AS KIDS JUST RIP MY HEART OUT WHY DON’T YOU 🥺😭

Okay but does Prime have no cameras or anything??? He’s got clones and advanced tech but no cameras or scanners in his own ship?? Probably bc his clones are his cameras or smth

CATRA APOLOGIZING AND SAYING SHE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING GOOD WHEN SHE SAVES GLIMMER... WOAH 😭

They really gave us Swift Wind feels huh? They really did that to us

Scorpia saying that Kyle told her he has a crush on Rogelio... awww

The Star siblings are so sweet. Also Adora stop eating all their food

Bow just helping and protecting Glimmer even tho he’s still mad at her... 😊🥰

SHE-RA?!?!?????? She-ra is that you

Adora saying she wants to go back for Catra and that she needs her... 😭😭😭

One of the episodes is literally named “Save the Cat” like 😂😂😂

BRAINWASHED CATRA AAAAAA NO TF

Somehow I knew that Prime was probably gonna brainwash Catra but actually seeing it is something else

Okay but Wrong Hordak..., crying, no idea what to do, really innocent just trying his best don’t hurt him

So the clones and Prime use a hive mind... cool coolcoolcool

Horde Prime uses vessels??? He just jumps in from one body to the other??? He can do that??? Literally if he does that to any of the rebellion people I’ll drag him out of there with my bare hands

Excuse me??? Horde Prime knew the First Ones???? He destroyed them????? HORDE PRIME DESTROYED THE FIRST ONES WHAT

Adora fighting Catra,,,, AGAIN

Catra slowly remembering ONLY FOR PRIME TO SCREW IT UP AND INTERFERE THAT DIRTY PIECE OF-

New She-Ra form

NEW SHE-RA FORM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEW CLOTHES NEW POWERS NEW SWORD

WHERE TF DID IT COME FROM THO???????

They better have a good explanation of this and not just some asspull don’t do us dirty that way

Then screwing over Horde Prime and wrecking his shit. NICE 👍👏👏👏

OH MY GOD HORDAK FINDING ENTRAPTA’S PINK “LUVD” CRYSTAL AND GOING “Entrapta?” OHHHHH BOY WE GON GET SOME NOW

Everyone on the ship just dealing with stuff. Wrong Hordak continues to be the nicest person yet.

Micah is so funny he’s just like I want some cake and Frosta’s like UGH and he’s just like “Do kids not like cake anymore???”

Elberon. Hoooo boy that was weird and fucked up. Goosebumps. Honestly they should’ve seen it from a mile away that something was up

AAAAAAAAAH SPINNERELLA NOOOOOOOO

Catra’s new hair without the helmet is really nice. Kinda like her past being cut away and moving towards the future. I see she’s back with draping herself all over Adora and annoying her

Secret Underwater Party Adventure literally what

Scorpia’s song ❤️💖❤️... hot DAMN girl you are AMAZING and VALID and I STAN YOU

Glad to see the underwater people are doing great in these trying times

That montage of people with a grudge against Sea Hawk and Mermista beating them up is so fucking funny like “ANYONE ELSE WHO’S BOAT YOU’VE SET ON FIRE??!?”

DOUBLE TROUBLE?!!??!1?!1!??!???

Ironically DT was lying when they said Adora’s in space with a sword fighting but they didn’t know that’s what’s actually happening asdfjdn

Oh my god Mermista have you been chipped too

Literally everyone has been chipped so I guess no one’s safe idk what I was think. ing. 🤷‍♀️

How do those chips even work?? Does someone just slap it on the back of someone’s neck and that’s it?

EVEN MICAH’S BEEN TAKEN CONTROL OF?!?

That’s one heck of an anniversary....

Okay, Krytis gives me Krypton vibes. Anyone else??? It’s a planet, some superbeing’s weakness, and the name. Also it’s like, destroyed/abandoned has no life on it

Catra and the gang with their antics... she’s clearly not used to their carefree improvising ... laughing ... awww 😊 ~

Castaspella where have YOU been the whole time??

“How is it we’ve lost so many fine members of the rebellion yet we’re still stuck with you?” WOW Not holding back anything huH

Castaspella why are you even still wearing those longass robes and that cape

MAGIC??!? THAT’S THE SECRET??? THAT- actually makes sense. Prime uses science and tech so magic is something that’s probably out of his depth

Someone get me a shapeshifting cat please Melog is so cool

Wrong Hordak you’ve found your own truth go for it you spunky little boi

“Brother, I hope you too are full of love for Horde Prime and have no crippling doubt eating at your soul” GOLD. COMEDY GOLD I TELL YOU

HORDAK REMEMBERING THE ENTRAPTA RAINBOW SCENE AAAAAAAA

That montage where Netossa lists everyone’s weaknesses is so funny, Catra’s just like “I’m different. I’m a real threat.” Then Netossa just. Sprays her with water. Like. Wow.

Even in this troubling time, dad jokes persist. This is awesome. George and Lance have their priorities sorted well. Bow is so done with it 😆

HORDE PRIME WAS THERE IN PERSON THE WHOLE TIME?!

Literally what?????????? The heart can be taken WITHOUT SHE-RA???? Horde Prime ain’t screwing around babeyyyyy

Scorpia.... don’t lose to it AAA 🥺🥺🥺 and Perfuma is so positive and does the Fairy Tail thing where she believe in her friends no matter what

Shadow Weaver, the only one using actual logical deduction in the team while everyone else panics and makes puns

Okay Shadow Weaver’s speech to Adora might sound cruel but it’s actually logical and truthful. She’s being honest.

ENTRAPDAK REUNION. YES. YESYES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY SPOP OTP HAS RETURNED HORDAK STILL BEING ANGSTY

“YOUR IMPERFECTIONS ARE BEAUTIFUL” Entrapta you’re killin me

Glimmer’s first meeting with Micah and THIS is how it goes?!? Wow

“Adora it doesn’t always have to be you!!” That gives me so many feels bc it’s kinda true

CATRA STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM YOUR PROBLEMS DON’T DO THAT THIS TIME YOU’VE COME SO FAR NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Adora doesn’t want me! Not like I want her” number one that’s so sad, number two NO, number three GURL ADORA DOES WANT YOU BACK LIKE THAT SHE LOVES YOU

Entrapta girl, you can do it you spunky little gremlin

The memories,,, AaAAAaaaaaAAaAAAAA

Glimbowww!!!! Glimbow Glimbow Glimbow!

“You’re worth more that what you can give to other people. You deserve love too.” OH MY GOD THAT IS SUCH A GOOD AND POSITIVE MESSAGE TO GIVE NOT JUST TO ADORA BUT TO PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE

GLIMMER comin in to SAVE THE DAYAY and Seahawk ,, 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 you’re the highlight of these moments I swear 😂🤣😂

“My oldest enemy”?? Does he mean She-Ra or the First Ones? also WHAT is that giant green tentacle monster

THE LITTLE ENTRAPTA LOGO ON HER SCANNERS AND TECH THAT IS SO CUTE

KYLE AND ROGELIO AND LONNIE ARE STILL TOGETHER AND THEY’VE ADOPTED IMP AWWWWW AAAAAA

George and Lance are so proud of their son ~

Shadow Weaver !!!!!!! AAAAA AND TAKING OFF THE MASK and then just. FUCKIN G DYING??!!!??? SHADOW WEAVER YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE ME THESE FEELS AT THE END

Double Trouble you little shit

Holee shit, THAT is the heart??? It looks like empty cubes or shapes or something...

GO HORDAK GO OFF

DID HE JUST KILL PRIME???? YES!!!

Oh shit, nevermind, they are a hive mind after all,,, ........ FUCK

CATRA GOING “I LOVE YOU I ALWAYS HAVE”

CATRADORA KISS

CATRADORA KISS

CATRADORA KISS

THEY GLOWED AND TURNED RAINBOW GAY RIGHTS

THEY PLAYED CATRA AND ADORA’S SOUNDTRACK IN THEIR BIG MOMENT

Hordak’s memory with baby Adora??? Like adorable????

ENTRAPDAK REUNION AAAAAAA THE HUG

“HI I’M DAD” WOW

ALL THE REUNIONS

Mermista’s just like slightly unsettled by Entrapdak. Begone Antis.

Literally Madame Razz have you been just walking around and dusting stuff

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ENDING WHAT A GOOD WAY TO END THE SHOW HOLY SHIT WOW

All of my ships have become canon this season Catradora Glimbow Entrapdak Seamista thank you Noelle MY CROPS ARE WATERED MY SKIN CLEARED MY DEPRESSION CURED MY HOPE RESTORED THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON SPOP I AM BLESSED

#spop #she ra #my thoughts #she ra and the princesses of power #she ra season 5 #liveblog #wOW #text post #yeah #still im so happy for my ships #all the love confessions were so good like #I love you #WOW BEAUTIFUL #got nothing to lose so just spilling all the feelings out there huh

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SO LET’S TALK ABOUT THE NEW SANDERS SIDES VIDEO

This is gonna be a long post. I have a lot of thoughts about this episode. There is going to be some serious talk about my own personal experiences with violent intrusive thoughts and also me just appreciating this amazing episode. 

I was one of the people that was convinced it was going to be about depression. I am so glad it wasn’t. A lot of people have talked about depression, but no one, at least as far as I know, have really touched upon intrusive thoughts. I had the exact same dilemma as Thomas last year where I thought I was going insane because I couldn’t control my own brain and I had a horrible mental breakdown and I was convinced I was a horrible person because of my intrusive thoughts. I cried and talked to people about it and through doing so it was made clear to me that these intrusive thoughts were just that, thoughts. Nothing more. They hold nothing over me. I still suffer from them, but now I know what they are.

I was also certain there wasn’t going to be another side introduced. It’s been a year since Deceit was introduced, we’ve only just gotten to know Deceit a little better, there won’t be another side. BOY WAS I WRONG

The episode starts with Thomas, Virgil and Patton trying not to think about the intrusive thoughts he was having that kept him awake. I have intrusive thoughts like that all the time. I vividly imagine my family members dying, or even myself dying. I vividly imagine someone breaking into the house and killing me. My brain does what Virgil and Patton do, freak out and try to think about something else. This video has made me realise how much I repress thoughts like that.

My anxiety also makes me have intrusive thoughts. Whenever I have an anxiety attack I vividly imagine myself killing myself in gory detail because I’ve gotten into this cycle of hating myself whenever I have an attack. I get scared, what if I lose control one day and these thoughts become reality?

I love how the audio became muffled and the intrusive thought creeped in. I like to think of the mind like a radio, tuning in and out of different frequencies, and sometimes, or most of the time like for me, you can’t control the frequencies it jumps to. And suddenly you’re imagining your loved one being killed or dying.

I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER WHEN THOSE HANDS CREEPED OUT

I WAS NOT EXPECTING A NEW SIDE AT ALL

I WAS SO TERRIFIED

HOLY SHIT THAT CHARACTER DESIGN I AM IN LOVE STRAIGHT AWAY 

BUT AAAAAAAA WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT THE HELL

When he smacked Roman in the head and knocked him out I was so shook, this Sanders Sides has stepped into totally new territory

LOOK AT HIM OMG HE HAS A MOUSTACHE I WASN’T EXPECTING A NEW SIDE TO HAVE FACIAL HAIR HOLY SHIT 

THE DUKE

HIS VOICE

HE HAS A DIFFERENT VOICE

THERE IS NO ENDING TO THOMAS’ TALENT

The way the song starts is eVeRyThInG

THESE EFFECTS I CAN’T DEAL AAAAAAAAA

I FUCKING SCREAMED

HIS SIX ARMS I LOVE IT REMUS’ SASSY STANCE I AM LIVING FOR IT

If you shared those musings with your friends, I doubt they would forgive you.

Gosh. I relate to this too much. I was so scared that I would somehow reveal these bad thoughts to people and they would hate me and everyone would hate me and think I was an awful person.

Even though everybody sins, everybody dies.

FAVOURITE PART OF THE SONG HANDS DOWN THOMAS’ VOICE IS AMAZING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why deny yourself knowledge, say, knowledge of yourself!

These lyrics are amazing. They encapsulating what I was thinking when I had really bad intrusive thoughts. I still have them, but when I first started noticing I had them I spiralled so far down. “What if this is who I am...what if I’m not the nice person I think I am?”

hELP I LOVE HIM BUT I HATE HIM BUT I LOVE HIM

I always love the villain. I hate everything they’ve done and don’t condone any of it, but I absolutely love them, especially if they are as fabulous as the Duke Remus.

These sorts of things are only thought in the mind of a man whose soul is truly rotten.

Oof. I relate to that thought process.

So let all your hopes of heaven be forgotten, ‘cause your head’s not in the gutter, pal, it’s in hell!

I wasn’t expecting religious imagery. I really love that. I don’t relate to the religious ideas brought up in this episode as I am not religious, but I do love the fact that he talked about them. Also, when Deceit said, “Wow, Thomas, it seems that your moral compass is pointed south, towards hell!” that was definitely foreshadowing for Thomas to spiral into this. That’s why Patton reacted so viscerally to that comment.

Remus: Juicy butthole!

Me:

Me:

Me: what...what is happening in this Sanders Sides

THIS FACE I LOVE IT

THE JAZZ HANDS AND THE HIGH VOICE AAAAAA WHY DO I LOVE HIM AND HATE HIM

Patton did a real good job!

Oh my goodness, this precious boi.

How about...DEMENTED?

I  C H O K E D

What is my deal? Um, bitch? What is YOUR deal?

My exact thought process. “Am I actually a horrible person because I’m having such awful thoughts like this, there’s definitely something wrong with me...but I can’t stop it...”

Oh no....oh no!

My heart broke at the horror and sadness that washes over Thomas’ and Patton’s face.

another good remus screenshot

Oh my goodness, the way he tortures Logan throughout the episode was awful for me to watch cause MY BABY LOGAN, but I love how Logan doesn’t react. I love Logan’s determination.

You bastard.

IT WAS A LONG TIME COMING HELL YES VIRGIL

I’d love to see the bloopers for this bit, oh my gosh.

Ooh! How fun! You know who could help us with that?

AWW MAN YOU GOT MY HOPES UP XDD

That’s what repression is!?

I love Patton’s reaction, cause I had the same reaction. Repression is so easy to do cause you often don’t know you are doing it.

This is not about me wanting to be listened to. You all are not listening to Thomas.

THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OH MY GOSH

Virgil: But what if he’s lying?

Logan: I can assure you, he’s not. You’re just para- expressing an unhealthy amount of concern. Thank you for being on guard. But for now, you must listen.

I love this part so much. It calls back to when Roman almost called Virgil paranoid, but then switched it to vigilant. Logan realised he was getting too worked up and angry and so stopped himself. This is great development from when he lashed out at Roman in Learning New Things About Ourselves. Calling Virgil “paranoid” is destructive and will make Virgil not feel listened to. He is aware of that. He is making sure Virgil still feels like he’s a valued part of Thomas’ mind.

another good remus screenshot

THAT IS WHY I SAY IT!

GOSH I LOVE LOGAN SO MUCH YES LOGAN GO OFF

I love being given two d’s at once!

Me:

Me:

Me: ...again what is happening

When Logan revealed that the problem was within Patton and Virgil, my heart dropped. I wasn’t expecting that.

Record scratch!?

I LOVE HIM AAAAA

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN AM I COOL DOES THIS MAKE ME COOL

OMG PRECIOUS BOI AAAA

I WAS SO SHOOK WHEN HE SAID HIS NAME JUST LIKE THAT

ALSO THAT SLY DIG AT VIRGIL AAAAA

oof. this sad boi. :”(

Oh shut up, Nerdy Wolverine!

OMG I JUST REALISED THIS IS WHAT ROMAN SAYS AT THE END AAAAA

I  S C R E A M E D

we just witnessed a side die guys

the angst fanfiction is coming to life

The Duke only has power over you because Virgil and Patton believe that he does.

Hit me hard. I’ve never related more to a Sanders Sides episode.

This. THIS. So poignant and brilliant! This is how it feels!

good logan screenshot

Virgil was right. Not all thoughts are meaningful.

This idea is what helped me better deal with intrusive thoughts. Your brain just fires random thoughts at you, they don’t necessarily mean anything.

I mean, look at him now! He barely got any rest due in large part to you two chastising him all night!

I love how Logan tells them off. UGH I LOVE HIM

And that is why the Duke feels like such a threat, in part, at least. The feeling that you may be a bad person who doesn’t have control over yourself or your destiny, causes you to fear that you may actually act on these thoughts.

Gosh this episode is hitting me hard. 

It’s okay.

Everything is okay.

Logan’s soft voice as he said that made me emotional. His whole speech here is so lovely and helpful. It is okay to have these thoughts cross your mind. You are not a horrible person.

His talk about going to therapy is amazing too. It’s so inspiring. It has encouraged me to want to go back to the therapy because of my recent increase in violent intrusive thoughts.

Oh my goodness, Patton’s realisation and development. This is lovely. 

You tickle me, emo!

...was that a tickle me elmo reference

Good seeing you again, Virgil! It was just like old times!

Me:

Me:

Me: wAIT A MINUTE--

Oh shut up, Nerdy Wolverine! NO! Ugh...I mean...I’m sorry, Logan. I didn’t mean that.

THERE’S SO MUCH CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IN THIS EPISODE I CAN’T DEAL

Thomas: You’re really...cool.

Logan: ...heh.

Me: ACTUALLY SOBBING

THESE TWIN BROTHERS OH MY GOODNESS YES

It shows you...everything you don’t want to be.

There are some really hard hitting lines in this episode.

I’m a little disappointed in myself.

The others. I thought I knew how to handle them.

Yeah, but, I should know better.

Because I was one of them.

Virgil being insecure about his power and how much he can protect Thomas almost makes me cry. That last line...oh my goodness. Thomas and his team really know how to write a narrative. It seems that we’re gonna get some lore and backstory at some point after all.

Thomas and his team have done such a good job with this episode. It is my favourite Sanders Sides by far because of the fact that this topic has not really been talked about much, and they talked about it and showed what it’s like so brilliantly. I respect Thomas so much for pushing the boundaries of his channel to talk about this. Thank you, Thomas. I and and so many people needed this.

I realise that I need to go back to therapy. Thank you, Logan for encouraging me.

#ts spoilers #sanders sides #logan sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #patton sanders #deceit sanders #remus sanders #dealing with intrusive thoughts #thomas sanders

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RWBY V07E01 - The Greatest Kingdom

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RWBY V7 IS FINALLY HERE.

My hype has been a rollercoaster, from being very hyped after the v6 finale to a more sedate "let's wait and see what's going to happen" but these past few days the hype has come back in full force.

The title of this episode sounds very... arrogant, which is precisely what I expect from Atlas.

Let's do this!

Spoiler note: I have been spoiled on two things about V7. I think Ruby gets a haircut (I saw fanart with Ruby with spiky hair and a comment about it) and Penny is somehow important to this episode since she appears in a credits card I accidentally saw while downloading this episode. My hype went from 100% to 100²% because of that last spoiler so aaaaaaaaaaaaa

I was going to comment about the orchestral music sounding very "Empire" from Star Wars but that subtitle says it all.

Qrow sounds like Qrow so far!

I'm sure it has probably been used before but I think this is the first time I've noticed the show using a bit of depth of field to emphasize who's talking.

Nothing says sci-fi authoritarian dictatorship like giant talking screens.

Mantle looks dingy but I expected it to look even worse, considering the obvious implication of the floating city above. I think the material of the buildings is what bothers me, they don't look gritty enough.

Okay, there's no way the woman in the poster is not going to be important to this season.

Also, white hair. Is she somehow related to the Schnees? I'm trying to remember if there's been any other character with pure white hair besides them but I'm coming up blank. Hmm

Politics? In my RWBY? YES PLEASE

The video compression is killing me but I think that woman says "Hill", same as the poster. I assume she's the "Mantle Hometown Hero" vs "Atlasian Tycoon" which I hope is not Jacques (it'd be interesting for a Weiss arc but not everything has to be directly related to the main characters, even if they end up getting involved later on.)

"Outer Wall Damaged" is probably about Argus (how long did the trip take?), and a setup for a possible plot with that missing journalist.

I can't imagine pre-self-actualization Weiss walking the streets of Mantle though.

Oh Yang, never change.

I didn't expect the episode's title to come from a drunk man but it certainly fits.

aw crap

he's going to get a punch in the face, isn't he?

I'm basically Nora's expression right now. I love Weiss.

Awwwwwwwww she's so happy with her new arm

Some day Maria is going to introduce someone to the crew who actually remembers her and doesn't hate her.

I'm screaming internally because the colors of that... leg-chair(?) are _very_ familiar.

OH MY GOD. It's so good to see these characters again.

What about both? I remember Watts being referred to as an "atlesian scientist" so he probably knew how it all worked.

there you go

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wait, are those Grimm half-machine? Because that would be _sick_

aw no, just... blue for some reason.

Every first episode has had a fight so I was waiting hoping this episode wouldn't be the exception. This _is_ the first time that there can't be anything "new" though since there hasn't been a time skip in between seasons or a character that hasn't been shown fighting in some time (like Yang in V5) so I wonder what element is going to be the differentiator.

I've always liked "serious Ruby" and I always will.

aaaaah so cool

Did they change how the Grimm dissolve or is it more noticeable now due to the added color?

Her ability to transform into multiple streams to go past an obstacle is back! I can't remember seeing it since the V4 short.

Poor Weiss. Ruby gets a long scene killing multiple targets and she gets... one.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Look at how graceful she is!

I wish I hadn't gotten spoiled about Penny possibly re-appearing but I'm also not sure how I'd have handled it because I'm freaking out right now. I really, really hope she remembers Ruby, my heart is not ready for Penny-related angst. She _has_ to, right? Pietro did mention that she had told him about RWBY...

SHE HAS LONG HAIR!!!! I kinda saw it while making the gif but it's obvious here. AHHH

WHY IS HER RIBBON BLACK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE DORK ROBOT IS BACK

My internal freaking out just downgraded (or upgraded?) to sobbing. I'm so _so_ happy she's back.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

oh my god I love her I love everything about this

C'mon Qrow, you know better than anyone the danger in saying things like that.

yup, jinxed it

I _really_ don't like that uniform. A muscle tee doesn't exactly say military to me.

Their weapons and movement remind me a lot of Korra's metal-bender police.

I'm going to leave the OP for a separate post since I always end up writing too much about them (but oooh, Blake's hair looks a lot shorter and Weiss's dress that looks different)

OP post is here

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think this is the fastest a RWBY season has made me cry, first episode, a record!

After seeing that credits card I was really hoping Penny would be back but I didn't expect her to be appear right away. I thought they'd meet Dr. Polendina or maybe hear something about her and leave the actual meeting until later on so... I'm so very happy.

I'm also having problems writing about the episode because I managed to forget everything else that happened but I'll try.

It was mostly a setup episode with the introduction of half the setting (Mantle) but there are hints that something big is brewing with the election and the disappearance of that journalist (possibly caused by Cinder's or Watt's group?)

I don't want to speculate too much about where the election plot is going to go since it's too early but I'm wondering how the main group is going to fit into the situation. Will they have to choose the lesser evil? Is "Hill" the clear "good" choice or is it going to be a Kuvira situation? Is the graffiti "Show your teeth" relevant at all (since it seemed to get noticeably framed before Yang noticed the droid.) I'm hoping the OP is going to have more clues about this.

It was nice to see confirmation that Dr. Polendina was the one who made Yang's arm and there was something incredibly wholesome about the scene where the girl with her new arm is skipping down the street. He's a treasure and I hope nothing bad happens to him.

I think that's all, at least until I watch the OP, so until next time!

PS: The liveblog for episode 2 is out on the discord.

#rwby #rwby liveblog #rwby v07e01 #rwby v7

[zzoupz]

I decided to answer it all so you can know more bout me maybe

If you’re lazy it’s okay just pass by

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Closed

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Sometimes eh

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

In?

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

No thats a bad thing <:0

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

idk

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

Yeah, it’s a kind of collection I think

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

BE RUNNIN

8: Do you have freckles?

acne. a lot of acne

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

No, I don’t like faking smile :-(

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

haha let’s don’t talk bout it

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

Sounds dump but yep

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

[DATA REDACTED]

13: What about pooped in the woods?

[DATA REDACTED]

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

No what kind of psychopath do that

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

yes

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

..5-10.. I just goes a camp thing..

17: What size is your bed?

IDK

18: What is your Song of the week?

......Earth...

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Yes, it’s okay for girls to wear blue too so why not >:0

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

A LOT

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

every Thai movie ever

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

With my mom becuz I’m a good bo i

23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?

uh 30??? I dun remember :/

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

I don’t

25: What is your favorite food?

I D O N ‘ T W A N N A E A T

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Alice in Wonderland....idk why but yeah..

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

Now my sis

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

girls can join boy scouts in TH too so both :0

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

[DATA REDACTED]

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

In a Thai language exam..yknow

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

Uh no

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

[DATA REDACTED]

33: Ever ran out of gas?

[DATA REDACTED]

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

ham n cheese ah

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

R I C E

36: What is your usual bedtime?

12.00 pm or even later

37: Are you lazy?

why ask lmao

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

“We don’t do that here”

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

dog. Just dog.

40: Are you horny?

[DATA REDACTED]

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

?????????????????

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

L E G O S

43: Are you stubborn?

sometimes

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?

Letterman >:0

45: Ever watch soap operas?

maybe

46: Are you afraid of heights?

YESYESYESYESYEYSYESYESYES S

47: Do you sing in the car?

A LOT

48: Do you sing in the shower?

no (or at least do a lip sync)

49: Do you dance in the car?

sometimes

50: Ever used a gun?

is toy gun counts

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

1-2 years ago

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

yes

53: Is Christmas stressful?

.....yes

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

no

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

A P P L E

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Teacher, doctors,...etc..

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

I AM THE GHOST

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Like a thousands times haha

59: Take a vitamin daily?

Nu

60: Wear slippers?

Everyday, everywhere. (even in a wedding or somethin)

61: Wear a bath robe?

Nu

62: What do you wear to bed?

[DATA REDACTED]

63: First concert?

A free concert in a Songkran festival 

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

SEVEN - ELEVEN

65: Nike or Adidas?

Nike

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

CHEETOS

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Sunflower seeds :)

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

Nah

69: Ever take dance lessons?

No

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

[DATA REDACTED]

71: Can you curl your tongue?

NO

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

Nu :(

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

No but also yes

74: Own any record albums?

Yes :)

75: Own a record player?

Yes but also no :)

76: Regularly burn incense?

idk

77: Ever been in love?

A LOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

Hatsune Miku would be great 

79: What was the last concert you saw?

A concert of some random singer I don’t know bc I din’t listen to Thai musics

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

Cool pls

81: Tea or coffee?

Choco bleach

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

Snickerdoodles mayb

83: Can you swim well?

I ever almost drown to dead so guess what

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yes but just a bit

85: Are you patient?

up to the situation

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

DJ 😎😎😎

87: Ever won a contest?

A Chinese hand writing contest.

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

No what kind of 12 yrs old do that

89: Which are better black or green olives?

I don’t eat them idk 

90: Can you knit or crochet?

Eh no

91: Best room for a fireplace?

you better not make a fireplace in a room.... okay maybe a classroom is okay

92: Do you want to get married?

:)

93: If married, how long have you been married?

No I haven’t

94: Who was your HS crush?

Don’t have one :/

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

that’s.....a yeah

96: Do you have kids?

NO

97: Do you want kids?

NO AND ALSO NO

98: Whats your favorite color?

yello 

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

@ruzz-0v0 😔😔

[just-some-random-blogger]

Welcome To The Jungle

EXO Park Chanyeol & Oh Sehun Characters: Park Chanyeol, Oh Sehun, Kim Minseok (Xiumin), Byun Baekhyun, Kim Jongdae (Chen) Summary: Chanyeol decides to go to the Amazon on his vacation week. Once there, be meets an exasperated safari tour guide called Sehun... amongst others... Word Count: 1k+ Warnings: BISH ITS CRACK TURN AWAY NOW IF YOU CANT & DONT

A/N: If you wanna know why, then you should know while my exams, I HAD MINSEOK DANCING TO TEMPO LIKE A BISH IN MY HEAD THE WHOLE TIME LET ME LIVE GDAM

This was such a long time coming UGHHHHHH

i cant believe

“Annyeong!” Chanyeol grinned brightly, bowing 90 degrees to the equally tall man wearing the khaki uniform he was expecting him to wear. Chanyeol was so giddy, he looked like an over-overgrown child; his hands were on either strap of his backpack, and was rolling back and forth on his feet. “I was so excited when I heard my tour guide was from Korea! How long have you been working here?”

The man with lopsided lips blinked, “Long enough to want out.”

Chanyeol burst into bright laughter, making the other pull his face in equally as much disgust as annoyance. The man on the job clenched his fist tightly and did everything in his power not to roll his eyes. He forced a smile and spoke with no conviction whatsoever, “Welcome, sir, to the most spectacular safari you will ever have the privilege to be on.”

Chanyeol broke into the largest grin at his words nonetheless.

“My name is tour guide Oh Sehun and I’ll be showing you the wonders of the amazon today.”

Chanyeol nearly squealed and Sehun finally backed away. “C’mon,” the tour guide said, proceeding to walk towards his ranger jeep, “the sooner we leave, the sooner we get back.”

Chanyeol wasted not a second and ran towards the vehicle, sitting in the front seat, buckling himself in before Sehun even gave instruction. Sehun rubbed his nape and breathed out hot air, “That brat. He was probably spoiled as a child. He has no manners at all.”

Once Sehun was eye’s view of what Chanyeol was doing, he couldn’t even tell his client off because he put the complicated seat belt on without any help. Sehun knit his brows deeply and stuffed himself to the driver’s seat beside him, securing himself in quickly. “Is this your first safari?”

“It’s my third, actually.”

Sehun couldn’t help but scoff out a chuckle, to which Chanyeol thought innocently as an impressed laugh, so he continued, “Yeah, the first time I went on one was on my birthday two years ago.”

Sehun was uninterested, and yet he found himself asking one last question, out of sheer formality. He started the car and grunt when it didn’t open. He turned to Chanyeol, “How old were you?”

“24.”

Sehun, who had been fussing with the engine, whipped his head to Chanyeol’s direction just as the jeep hummed, confirming its ignition. This bastard’s was my age two years ago,  Sehun thought gripping the steering wheel tightly. How sad. “Hold on tight, hyungnim. The road is bumpy.”

The jeep whooshed forward, heading deep into the thick jungle before them, stirring Chanyeol’s insides in excitement. The man with messy hair had his adrenaline pumping. He held a big grin. He couldn’t let Sehun’s statement go unnoticed however, “I’m older than you?”

Unfortunately for you, “Yes.” Sehun answered simply, shifting the stick.

“Waaaah, I have a cool dongsaeng. Cool.”

Sehun upper lip rose out of instictive disgust, which involuntarily prompted him to drive faster. Chanyeol took full advantage of this and raised his hands up in the air, cheering, as if he was on a roller coaster ride. Sehun growled at his actions, proceeding to shout at the man, “Babo-ya! Do you want to get your arms cut off?!”

“MWO? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!” Chanyeol shouted back, louder, not even bothering to put his arms down or stop his obnoxious howling. 

If he fucking wakes the tribe, I swear to--

At this point, they were met with a rocky road that was near a very shallow river. It made Sehun drive a little bit more cautiously, and Chanyeol finally keep his hands to himself and hold on to the handle bars.

The jeep came to a stop as they got to furthest the jeep could take them.

Sehun swiftly removed his seat belt in one motion and jumped out, turning to a struggling Chanyeol. He smirked at him and cleared his throat, “This way... hyung.” he placed his hand behind his back and started walking off,  “You have to move quickly if you want to see the animals.”

Once Chanyeol was free from his restrictions, he wasted no time and jumped out of the vehicle. He jogged up behind Sehun who was already walking off. He didn’t notice that Sehun had pulled out a longish knife with him, you know, the ones to chop off leaves and branches and stuff.

Chanyeol pulled out his camera and took pictures with a smile. Sehun finally turned back at him and sighed, “Right. You’re gonna wanna not do that when there are animals around. They have very acute senses of hearing and event he sound of a camera shutter can scare them away, some birds especially.”

The man behind the tour guide lowers his device and nodded slowly. “Oh, gwenchana. Real life experiences are better than pictures anyway.”

Sehun rolled his eyes.

The two continued walking and Chanyeol eventually strided next to Sehun.

“Watch your step, hyung. Some objects on the ground seem--” before Sehun could finish his sentence, Chanyeol stepped on quite a big rock and went wobbling forward, “--invisible.”

Lucky for Chanyeol, he was quick enough to suppost himself, and Sehun had enough heart in him to grab his arm and prevent him from falling. The later of the two did bother hiding the roll of his eyes, the former smiled and spoke a thank you.

“There,” Sehun pointed, “do you see? It’s a toucan.”

“Waaaah,” shutter proceeded by flapping of wings.

Sehun pursed his lips and threw Chanyeol a nasty look. Chanyeol showed his teeth, “Mianhe.”

Sehun released a breath, “Whatever... your loss anyway.”

The two moved not much forward and came across another bird. Unfortunately before Sehun could identify what it was exactly, Chanyeol scared it away by his giggling this time.

The trip continued on, exasperating at Sehun’s end, and excitingly frustrating on Chanyeol’s end, because he kept unintentionally scaring a bunch of animals away. On the bright side, a stick insect thought his shoulder cool. Chanyeol felt bad however that he panicked when it started moving to his neck and swatted it, swiftly ending its life.

At this point, Sehun thinks Chanyeol could even scare away a tiger if they ever come across one, or maybe even a band of gorillas.

Chanyeol started talking about his life in Seoul somewhere between Sehun’s how-much-nicer-it’d-be-not-to-know and thanks-for-boring-me-half-to-death.

Apparently he was a photographer.

How charming.

“-- but then I decided I would much rather do something I wanted, thus I went to another company and ditched the millions of won I--” “Shut up.” Sehun spat out.

Chanyeol pulled his head back in suprise and utter offence. “Mwo-”

“Shhhhh.” Sehun raised a hand and stopped in his tracks, “something’s here.”

For a moment the two stayed perfectly still, and nothing but the jungle spoke. Sehun clenched his jaw, dreading the gut feeling in him. He licked his lips and heard a rustle from his left. Not late after, Chaneyol saw the leaves move. He went reeling towards Sehun, clutching his arm. Sehun hissed, “You woke the tribe. Great.”

The man was small, but he looked furious.

“T-the tribe? Wh--”

“Maehokjeogin neon lovely”

Chanyeol started waking backwards, hiding behing Sehun’s shadow, grapsing onto his biceps. Sehun hissed and shook him off, “They’re doing their tribe chant, it means they won’t attack us yet.”

”Yet?” the other repeated, nervous.

Teum eopsi jopyeojin geori Bulgyuchikaejineun heartbeat Jamsi nuneul gama trust me.”

Chanyeol tilted his head at what he heard, “Is… is that… Korean?”

Sehun rolled his eyes and shoved him back,  “If you want to live to—“ but the tour guide couldn’t finish his argument for there was suddenly a loud screech from the bushes, making Chanyeol yelp and jump into Sehun’s personal space.

Sehun shoved him off, but Chanyeol only recoiled back into his place.

There was a spear by the bushes, both of them could easily tell. Whoever it was was heading for them at an eerily slow pace.

“Are they barbarians? CANNIB—“ “Shut up, and do not raise your voice. It only excites them to know you’re scared.” Sehun cut Chanyeol off. The latter gulped.

Then suddenly, there was a battle-cry like scream and the hair Chanyeol’s skin stood up.

From in front of them emerged at small, mud painted man, wearing a skirt made of leaves and a rock necklace. He looked enraged, his chest was heaving and his already narrow were narrowed. His mangled hair and rock pointed spear made him look intimidating… but not to them, not to anyone sane. In fact, Chanyeol was now just… confused.

Sehun huffed and rolled his eyes.

The tourist leaned to his guide and whispered, “Is he—“ “Yes. Just…” Sehun sighed, “let me handle this.”

Sehun walked over to the man in his normal pace, making the man point his speak at him. “You have upset the jungle.” the shorter one spoke.

“Upset the jungle? Or you and Baekhyun hyung?”

“HIS NAME IS TA!”

Chanyeol pulled his head back and Sehun rolled his eyes, “Minseok hyung, you should head back—“

“MY NAME IS POZI, CITY BOY!” Pozi, or to Sehun and the rest of the world, Minseok shouted at the man, slamming the end of his spear on the ground repeatedly.

Chanyeol decided to speak up at this point. “Jjangkkaman, you’re not a native?”

Sehun cursed Chanyeol’s stupidity and Minseok turned to him, “Native by heart.”

“Hmp, you know what, this is above my pay grade, we should just—“ but yet again, Sehun was cut short.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” someone screamed in and jumped on Chanyeol’s back. Chanyeol was quick to jolt him off however, and he shuddered the way he did when a bug crawled on him.

The man, who looked similar to Minseok, fumed in anger as well.

Chanyeol looked at him like spoiled pizza.

Sehun turned to Chanyeol. “They’re on drugs.”

The newly arrived mud covered man growled, “We are not!”

Sehun nodded his head in full disagreement.

“Baekhyun hyung, you’re wearing mud and leaves. Also, you pretend to be primitive but I caught you making a campfire and roasting marshmallows. Where’d you even get that?”

Minesok spoke, “The jungle provides.”

“Actually, I gave them that.” A separate voice chimed in, and soon a man in attire similar to Sehun’s appeared.

“I’m so sorry these two interrupted your tour,” the man spoke to an utterly confused Chanyeol, stretching his hand out to him. “Kim Jongdae. Biologist and meteorologist,” he introduced, shaking Chanyeol’s hand.

“Uh, Park Chanyeol… photographer?”

The two broke away and Sehun crossed his arms.

“These two, believe it or not, are actually my associates. They believe doing this makes them better scientists.” Jongdae explained, making Chanyeol nod his head as if it was now suddenly perfectly normal, perfectly understandable.

“That seems cool.” Chanyeol spoke.

Sehun pulled a face.

Baekhyun quipped, “Do you want to join our tribe?”

“Ya! I will not have you pull a Jongin here!” Jongdae scolded.

“Kai joined voluntarily.” Minseok spoke.

“Jong-in, his name is J o n g i  n!”

Sehun huffed, “Ye, it’s been fun. Let’s go back now Chanyeol.” Chanyeol suddenly frowned, “Mwo? But they just got here.”

Sehun shot him a look, “So you’re staying.”

Chanyeol was silent. Minseok and Baekhyun cheered and started doing their chant again. Chanyeol turned to Jongdae, who was shaking his head in disagreement.

He pursed his lips, “Alright. I’ll go with you Sehun-ie.”

Jongdae let out a breath of relief.

Sehun scoffed and started walking off, “Don’t call me that.”

Don’t mess up my tempo Deureobwa igeon chungbunhi I said don’t mess up my tempo Geunyeoui mameul humchil beat Eodiedo eopseul rideume matchwo 1, 2, 3 Don’t mess up my tempo Meomchul su eomneun ikkeullim

#tempo #exo #exo crack #exo fanfic #exo funny #chanyeol fanfic #chanyeol #sehun #sehun fanfic #sehun crack #oh sehun crack #oh sehun fanfic #park chanyeol fanfic #chanyeol crack #kim jongdae #minseok #tempo fanfic #tempo prompt #jongdae #chen #minseok fanfic #minseok crack #kai #baekhyun #baekhyun crack #baekhyun fanfic #chanyeol seh #exo-l

[ofthewilderwest]

Anyways here’s my add brain’s idea of a history essay about the Cold War:

In Central Oklahoma born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days; playing fantasy adventure games with my friends, we spent as much time as possible going over to the creek at school to explore. Lizards lizards lizards lizards lizards lizards lizards lizards lizards lizards lizards llllllliiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddssssssssss l i z a r d s l i z a r d s yeaaaaaah babey lizards are cool as heck can i write an essay about those funky little dudes instead of myself because i may not know much about myself but i sure as heck know about those scaly critters oh golly gosh this sucks

i hope filling the page with words makes it look like i’m doing something because i have absolutely no idea what to write. I remember nothing before the events of this week. And nothing has happened this week. Scooby dooby doo where are you.

Ha you know what a good word is? Plethora. Another good word? Puffin. But another good word is parakeet. Hey, they all start with the letter P! Nifty. Golly gosh i want to do something with this but what to do?

Think of their cry of their undying support. Prima donna your song shall never die think how you’ll shine in that final encore see these demands are rejected but if it’s loudly sung and in a foreign tongue it's just the sort of story audiences adore light up the stage sing prima donna once moooore. Okay thats a thing. A ghoooooost or rather a ghooOOOOoOoooOOOOooost aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… nope im still uninspired.

Woah, google docs saves automatically?? That's totally tubular man! Perfect for a lazy cabbage like me. Piano noises. Ugh i really need to work on work. Work? Idk her. Did you know the basilisk lizard can run on water with their toe flaps? They slap the water with their big feet and create a little air pocket between their toe flaps, allowing them to remain buoyant enough to run on water. Crusty is a gross word. Worse than moist. Moist>crusty.

Textures. Triskaidekaphobia. Woah i spelled that perfectly. It would be cool to be a bicycle. Rollin’ around and having’ fun to see the world.

My wife and I sat at the bed of our only daughter Roxie. The bleak walls the decaying trees the utter depression of the soul the bitter ghost of everyday life the icy sinking of the heart for seventeen years our roxie had danced danced on the edge of a star but now following the loss of her only child a sickness has taken over. He child was stolen and she blames herself she is wasting away her liquid eyes her thin lips her pale skin her spiderweb hair floating in front of her face. Astonishment and dread in the house of usher……. Ugly.

Cannibalism is rather uncool. I could see where it could be necessary but i couldn’t just EAT A PERSON. It’s quite spicy in here. My hoodie isn’t doing any good. Alms, Alms for a miserable woman. I feel like an elderly ravioli rolling down a hill into a lake.

Wowie i kind of want a ravioli right now. Is this acceptable to turn in to [teacher]? Probably not. I really want a ravioli. I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more for a ravioli now. Yum. This dude behind me is frickign on cool math games bro you really have no fear. Not to sound like a goth but, as a goth, I love Edgar Allan Poe’s stories. Wtf am I listening to I- oh yeah I like this song I forgot. Lizards Lizards Lizards.

This is peak creativity for me today. Still thinking about the ravioli. Penny Whistle solo from My Heart Will Go On. The sticker on my computer says [school]LAB529-38. It means i’m at [school name], lab 529, computer number 38. Litty.

I have absolutely no idea what to write. This isn’t even in mla format. Big chungus. Haha. whoops i almost used a comma instead of a period haha ya silly sausage. I sound like a chipmunk vacuum cleaner when i laugh. Go go gadget.

She thinks my tractor’s sexy. I hope not. I’m not part of the cars universe. Wait can i make a carsona? Is that allowed. That would be a rip-roarin funny time. My carsona is aaaaauuuuuuhhhhhh one of those baby cars that you run with your feet sticking out to drive

advertisement is a good word yeah it’s got a lot of syllables. Ssssyllablessssssssssss. Morphine.

My phone is blue, i have a blue phone, the poison the poison for kuzco the poison chosen specifically to kill kuzco kuzco’s poison that poison. Orange has the capability to be an awful color or a cool color. I just dont really like orange.

Sitting in a library bunch of books around meeeee wow the people i’m supposed to be with are sitting far away from me i’m all alone ):|> what if googgle haha googgle i spelled that wrong haha what if google didn’t exist and we were stuck with bing or yahoo or something that's super gross right?

Imm sleeby and i can’t go home until 8:00 unfortunately so i guess i’ll just suffer. There's a shiny nickel on the floor! Wow i might be 5 cents richer wait hold tf up there’s no cent symbol on the keyboard?? Really?????????????????????????? That irks me a lot.

Class will be over soon and the five hours or feet hurty dancy time. I gotta finish my candlestick hat but yaknow it will turn out ugly or smthn.

Do you ever just love your friends even if they are not talking to each other and suff you still love them wow my friends are queens i want to ea-

#add #actually add #long post

[unorthodoxx-page]

One of my favorite excerpts from my Invader Zim x Young Justice/JL story

Tarantula

Fucking Batman.  What a way to end a great week.  He looks around the holding cell and scowls.  Nothing but whores and junkies, a waste of his fucking time.  He has no idea where they took his boys, probably the hospital, the Bat was not kind tonight.

“HEY!” he screams, kicking at the bars.  “Am I sleeping here or what! When’s my fucking ride to Blackgate?”

The pigs don’t even look his way, too busy fucking around with paperwork.

“I know you hear me, you little bitch.  Where’s my ride?!  I don’t got all night!”

“You’re not going to Blackgate.” Another cop answers, “You’re headed to Arkham.”

He blinks at that, Arkham?  Why the fuck is he going to Arkham?  There’s no way he even qualifies to share a soda with the sickos that end up there.  “Why the hell am I going to Arkham?”

The cop comes a little closer.  “You’re Tarantula right? New gangbanger in town?  Well, we’d like to give you a little welcome party.  Give you taste of the real Gotham.”

The guy leans in, hands clenched on the bars, a sneer pulling hard at his face, his tag says Officer Novak.  “One of your little drug runs involved the daughter of a buddy of ours.  A real close friend, so this is our way of showing you Gotham.  A real up close and personal look at the big guns here.”

The cop backs up, sucks in a large, gurgled breath, and spits at his feet, then walks away.  Tarantula grits his teeth and pounds on the bars before going back to his seat.  Fucking bitches, all of them.

“Be careful,” a bum mumbles to his left, “Something wrong with Arkham.”

He huffs in frustration and puts his head in his hands.  He can do this.  He’s not a pussy like the rest of these losers, he’ll survive.  In fact, this might be an opportunity.  He’ll go in there, float in the middle and make connections.  Get in good with some of the mid runners of the Gotham underground and see if he can use their resources once he’s out.  He just needs to meet with the right people and avoid the wrong ones.

“Tarantula! Your transports here!”

Two overly bulky nurses come in, armed to the teeth with tasers and what he can only assume is some sort of sedative.  He puts on his most charming smile.

“Hey, guys.  No need for all that.” He stands with his hands up, “See? I’m cooperating.  We don't have to ruin everyone’s night.”

The nurses don’t say a word, they come forward, handcuff him and start pulling him out of the cell.  He goes willing.

“Hey, Novak!” He calls out, searching before his eyes lock on the one from earlier, “I’ll see you soon!”

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Tarantula can’t help but feel a little nervous when they finally pull through the gates.  It’s fucking Arkham.  Only the real crazies end up here, and who knows what goes on behind these walls.  He pulls in a shaky breath.  Get it together.  He can’t appear weak on his first night, they’ll eat him alive if he so much as stumbles.  He’s just gotta keep his head down, play it cool and make connections.  No need to draw any unwanted attention.

The back door opens, and he faces the nurses with a grin.  “Here already?”

They don’t say anything back, they haven’t said a single word the whole trip.  He steps out of the truck and he gets his first real look at Arkham.  He’s not going to lie, it’s intimidating.  All straight lines and unforgiving concrete.  A perpetual sense of doom and defeat chokes the vegetation like smog.  Not a single living plant adorns the front.  The inside isn’t any better, the processing room all grey walls and sterile white floors, a disturbing purple hue floating above the tile.  He tries not to let his unease show.

“New patient!” An overly cheery voice calls.  Two new nurses walk in and they’re…. He doesn’t know how to explain it, but they make his hair stand on end.  The women are wearing the standard nursing outfit, but with huge ridiculous hats and even bigger grins.  They don’t blink.

“Thank you, Bradford, Donald! We’ll take it from it here!” They move in almost perfect unison.  Each grabbing an arm and turning him to face the ones who brought him in.  The twin looks of pity and fear they give him destroy any level of calm he has left.

“What the hell is going on!!” He shouts, something’s not right.

“Let’s get you to your cell.” One woman says, their grip like steel as they drag him through the doors.  He rages, bucking, and pulling like some type of animal, but these bitches are strong.  He stops after a moment, gasping.  He needs to get a fucking grip before he makes it to the main holding area.  He starts walking with them and that feeling that somethings off only grows.  It’s quiet, he realizes.  Like really fucking quiet.  Aren’t there supposed to be crazies screaming and raving?  You could hear a fucking pin drop.

They finally get to the main holding area, and his anxiety shoots up.  The whole place is bathed in a chilling red light.  He can see some other inmates in their cells but they’re hiding.  Some literally cowering under their fucking beds.  The other cells are empty, doors open and streaks of red painting the walls.

He doesn’t know what to think.  He frantically looks around and he freezes, there’s something crazy looking off in the corner.  Some sort of dome? There are sparks of lights coming from it and the faint sound of power tools.

“What the fuck is that!?!” Forget keeping his cool, this shit is terrifying.  Did one of the big guys get out?

The nurses don’t say a word, they just keep grinning, eyes wide and unmoving, they roughly push him into an open cell.

“Hey!” He shouts, running to the door just as they shut it.  “Don’t ignore me! What the fuck is going on?!”

They turn their backs on him and he falls, scrambling trying to get away from them.  Their heads.  There’s something sticking out of the back of their fucking heads.  Metal tubes peeking out from under their hats and running into the base of their skulls.  He sits there, gasping for breath, fear slowly taking hold of his very being.  He tries to get a hold of himself.

“Hey!” Tarantula runs to the wall separating him from his neighbor.  He can make out the shape of a woman.  Her eyes are dark, blown wide in terror, and cowering behind her bed.

“What the hell is going on?! What’s wrong with the nurses?”

The woman doesn’t say anything, just looks at him, posture resigned.  The panic starts to swell.

“FUCKING ANSWER ME!” He roars, fist slamming on the wall.

“Don’t make it laugh.” She whispers, startling him.  Laugh? Wha-is it the fucking Joker? Is he behind this?  Fuck.  He’s got to get out of here.

A sudden thump nearly sends him a foot in the air.  He turns to see a-a kid?  It has to be a kid? Pressing up against the front of his cell.  He’s wearing some weird dog suit.  The costume a sickly green color and the eyes too far apart, an overtly big zipper sits on his chest.  It gives him the fucking creeps.

He doesn’t know what to do.  What the fuck is a kid doing in here?  Does he belong to one of the nurses?  He pauses, and a slow smirk grows on his face.  This is perfect.  If he can get this kid to open the door, he can sneak out of this hellhole.  If Joker is running the place, he wants nothing to do with it.  Maybe he’ll take the kid with him.  Use him as a shield if one of the nurses try to stop him.

“How’d you get in here?” the child sings, a weird note to his voice.

He turns his full attention to the kid, crouching to get on his level.  “I’ve had a bit of hard night.  I’m not supposed to be here.”

“Aww, that’s sad,” the kid says, shoulders slumping.  Tarantula grins.

“I know! The Bat got the wrong guy.  Hey, I’ve got an idea!” Tarantula exclaims, “Why don’t you open the door and let me out?  You’d be a big help.”

The boy looks up, the uneven eyes looking dead at him.  He shifts, trying not to feel uneasy.

“I don’t know,” the boy hums, “I don’t think I’m supposed to.”

Tarantula grits his teeth.  “Look kid, no one has to know.  You can just open the door and I’ll leave through the back.  I promise you won’t get in any trouble.”

“I can’t.  I already let some of my other friends out and Master wasn’t happy.” The boy wines, kicking his feet a little.

Master? What the fuck? He clenches his fist.  The fear and anger starting to get to him.  “Listen here, kid.  If you let me out I won’t hurt you.”

“Hurt me?”

Tarantula explodes, why are kids so fucking stupid?  “LET ME THE FUCK OUT! LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW! OR I’LL SKIN THIS FUCKING MASTER OF YOURS!”  He bangs his fists on the door, hoping to scare the boy into complying.  Kids do dumb shit out of fear.

The boy stands there, not moving before he lifts his hands to cover his face, presumably crying.  Good, hopefully he’s scared him enough to open the door.  He’s been in here less than ten fucking minutes and he’s itching to get out.  He’ll get that pig Novak back for this, starting with his family.

The boys shoulders are shaking.  “Ahah aha AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHAHHAHAHHAHH!”

Tarantula crawls back in fear, the laugh setting off every single alarm in him.  This kid is dangerous.  He notices it then, the almost mechanical sound to his voice, the sickening stretch to the boy's jaw as he laughs.  It’s not human.  He turns a panicked look to his neighbor, she’s under the bed now.  Hands covering her ears and he remembers.

Don’t make it laugh.

He cracks his head back when he hears the door open.  The ki- no this thing now standing in the open cell.  Horror-inducing red light shadowing it, the uneven eyes staring down at him.

“You’re funny!” it shrieks, giggling maniacally as it steps further in.  “I’m going to eat yours next!”

Then, inexplicably, it pulls out a chainsaw, revving it up.  Tarantula scrambles away until he hits the back of the cell.  Eyes wide in terror.  Eat?! Eat what?!  The thing laughs again, lifting the chainsaw above his head.

He screams.

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There it is! this comes from Chapter 2 of my story Drone on AO3.  I’m not the best writer, but I’ve had this idea for some time now and thought, what the hell.  So here it is.  Hope you enjoy and I welcome any and all comments!

#invader zim #Young Justice #justice league #fanfiction #fanfic #crossover #crossover fanfiction #ao3 #ao3fic

[beanieyogurt]

WORST 15 MINUTES EVER. Im mad at everything and everyone for everything and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I just want to scream but I can't cause Im not in my house, I was crying like one minute ago and aaaaaaaaaaaa. Let me start:

First I wake up blah blah blah breakfast blah blah blah everything good

Then I go to the beach everything cool but just 10min ago the day become a nightmare

Its start raining which I kinda like [ rain in the beach somehow is fun to me ]

But literally my mother didn't want to give a MY towel, she already had her own towel WHY THE HELL SHE KEEP MINE

While I was colding cause my godamn mother did not want to give me my towel a car arrived to takes us back to the hotel

Somehow its got colder and all the sits were wet and I had my phone in hand so it just get extremely wet

When we get to the hotel my mother finally give me my towel BUT all the people that were in the car were wet, including us so we can't get in the hotel at first but then they let us in anyway

At this point I was A N G R Y, nevermind angry isn't the right word to describe it, I was so fucking MADD but there it comes my beloved sister to said "you are fulling everything with sand haha"

"WELL APPARENTLY THE PROBLEM THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING INCLUDING YOU SIS IS JUST ME, UH??" I thought

God I was SooOoo angry at everyone for everything

Then we FINALLY ARRIVED TO THE ROOM but all my joy will be gone soon when we realized that our room were the next in the line for being clean

We just arrived and I had to take a super duper fast shower?!? Thanks satan you really done it this time

I luckily was the first one in the shower only to be constantly scream at while I was taking the shower to "be faster". OH WHAT A GREAT OBSERVATION I DEFINITELY DIDNT NOTICED THAT WE ARE THE NEXT ONES IN LINE

Well I take the shower with a SUPER COLD WATER and dress up

If you know me, you should now how much I hate wearing dresses. They make me feel like a woman and that's the last thing I need.

But of course I have to get ready fast so, dress come here

Here my sister started annoying so badly that i started crying just for my anger

BOOM like it wasn't enough the power went out

I don't know why but every time someone asks me "why are you angry/sad" I get anger/sadder. I just dont like to express my feelings with words unless im writing them

And that's exactly what they did. Constantly asking "why are you mad". I just didn't want to talk

Then we finally go to eat and we still I wish thing go better

THE END

#my life #im sorry I bother you with my problems #i just need to write it down #im mad #my problems

[ghosty-schnibibit]

AAAAAAAAAA LIVEBLOG AAAAAAAAAA

i am... so scared and so excited oh my god. i feel like i'm gonna cry i'm so freaked out. i've only been in this fandom for about four months but it's been a blast guys, i love all of you so much

well that was really cryptic

aww sterling :’(

battlefest!!!

KLARG KLARG KLARG YEEEEEAH

GRAHAM HOLY FUCK, JESS YES

wait so everyone knows now??? holy shit that's amazing

AND THE FEAR IS GONE

EVERYONE KNOWS JOHANN'S MUSIC NOW, I'M... MY BABY ; _ ;

I'M SCREAMING THIS MUSIC IS AMAZING, I HAVE NOT FELT THIS KIND OF EXCITEMENT SINCE THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED CASCADE 

WHAT NO

FISHER AND JUNIOR OH NO

travis can always be counted on for levity in dramatic times and i appreciate that a lot

"nothin much lizard"

oh no oh no oh no

THE ROYAL BEASTS OH MY GOD

FIGHT! THAT! BEAR!

griffin you're gonna rip my fuckin heart out aren't you

the bear sounds vaguely like gundren lol

"like a safe word or...?" PFFFFF

i love that travis is staying true to young ipre magnus being a bit of a cocky bastard

taako time, woohoo

lup my baby omg

YES PORTAL THEORY IS CORRECT, YEEEAH

god they’re so fucking cute with each other, i love these twins so much

PLEASE OPEN THE ASTRAL PLANE AND GET TO KRAVITZ PLEASE 

YAY :D

JUSTIN PLEASE DON'T FUCK UP THIS ROLL

YEEEEEAH THANK YOU RANDOM NUMBER GOD

OH NO

OH NO NO NO NO NO

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

GRIFFIN I AM SO WORRIED FOR MY SON

UPSY???

"STRANGE AND DEMENTED MONSTER" WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ISTUS

FUCKING OVERWATCH I'M SCREAMING

WHAT IS THIS, WHAT THE FUCK

"i know, i know, listen" oh my god what the fuck is this griffin what the literal fuck

"i am pretty well fucked" SAME

"I KNOW WHO YOU ARE" AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'M SCREAMING THE FUCKING TACO PLOT

and now we cut to merle

this is so fuckin cute i'm dying

merle are you just forgetting the whole "kiss my ass you sanctimonious bastard" thing or are you really that forgiving

JOHNNY BOY

merle i love you so much

"i'm not really in charge here anymore" what the fuck

oh my god what the fuck

"i needed to say goodbye to someone" oh my god i'm gonna cry

OLD FRIEND AAAAAAAAAA

OH I NEED TO DRAW THIS SO BAD

what in the world is chess thing, i feel like this has a lot of significance that i'm not grasping yet

aaand we're back to magnus

OH SHIT NO PLEASE LET MY GIRLS BE OKAY PLEASE 

MAGNUS MY BABY BOY I LOVE YOU PLEASE BE OKAY

"you see gratitude in the fading light in his eyes" :’(

"HELP" I'M SCREAMING

AVIIIII YES YES YES

NO DOGS ON THE MOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOLY SHIT WE ALL THOUGHT THE MAN WREATHED IN FLAMES WAS GUNDREN AND IT WAS JUST A RANDO IN A TACO TRUCK WHAT THE FUCK

WAIT IS THIS THE FUCKIN BOND HE MADE IN TESSARALIA

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT A TACO IS" I AM LOSING MY SHIT

OH MY FUCKING HELL ISTUS WHAT THE FUCK

i was legit worried griffin was going to teach me how to make a taco step by step for the next ten minutes

i have spent the last five minutes dying of laughter and crying what the absolute shit, griffin what the fuck i love this

ISTUS IS THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE R/N

WONDERLAND ROUND THREE YES YES YES YES YES

I AM SCREAMING SO MUCH OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

JUSTIN LAUGHING IS SO GREAT

LUP OH MY GOD

"OH YOU DON'T NEED TO ROLL FOR THAT SON" YEEEEEAH

KRAVITZ KRAVITZ KRAVITZ YEEEEEEEEEES

whoop, back to merle now

this is so sweet, i feel like this is just clint being really mushy and i love it

oh shit, this is sad as fuck

welp, i'm really scared for merle right now

OH SHIT IS JOHN DOING A HEEL FACE TURN???

NOPE NOPE NOPE THIS IS SCARY AS SHIT NO NO NO NO NO

"alright" GRIFFIN PLEASE DON'T KILL NATURE DAD PLEASE NO

MERLE PLEASE REMEMBER THE ISTUS REWIND BALL PLEASE

YEEEEEEEEEEAH PAN IS BACK YES

ZONE OF TRUTH

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING OH MY GOD 

I'M FUCKING DEAD

"HEY BOSS" M E R L E

I LOVE THIS OH MY GOD

"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY MERLE" :’)

WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE... THERE'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER PART OF THE FINALE??? HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS ISN'T THE END END???? OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED

what's about to happen griffin

this music is scaring the shit out of me

OH MY GOD MAVIS AND MOOKIE NO

NO NO NO DON'T YOU DARE KILL MAVIS, NOT MY BABY

THE TREE THE TREE THE TREE

I KNOW THAT MUSIC QUEUE ANYWHERE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

SLOANE AND HURLEY YES YES YES

OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GOD YES YES YES HE BROUGHT THEM BACK!!! HE BROUGHT MY GIRLS BACK!!!!! YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

thank you travis once again for the levity

KILLIAN I LOVE YOU

noelle what the fuck are you doing

NOELLE NO

"no one deserved it more than you" MAGNUS I'M GOING TO CRY

i’m... noelle my baby ; _ ;

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"I DON'T WANT IT TO BE COLD AND WEIRD" K R A V I T Z

I'M FUCKING SCREAMING THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER I'M FUCKING DYING

KRAV MY BABY I'M JUST 

JUSTIN WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RIP MY HEART OUT EVERY DAMN EPISODE I AM JUST SOBBING

i literally just walked around my room cleaning random shit for about 15 minutes because i was too scared to continue listening

GRIFFIN "I'M GONNA GIVE THE GAYS EVERYTHING THEY WANT" MCELROY

LUP I LOVE YOU

HE MADE A DEAL WITH LEGION!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!

OH MY GOD FUCKIN... TAAKO I FUCKIN LOVE YOU

LUP OMG

the mentel image of merle fuckin care-bear staring the hunger with his eye is hilarious beyond words

CASSIDY FUCK YEAH

YAAAAAY OMG ALL THE FAVES ARE BACK

"i gotta conjure up my byork voice" griffin ilu

OOOOOH MORE OF THE PROPHESY

"well, that's a big boy" ROSWELL

THAT'S THE PURPLE WORM MUSIC OH MY GOD

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING THE PURPLE WORMS OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE GRIFFIN THIS IS AMAZING

"i fought a big bear" oh magnus

"saw my boyfriend" taako i love you more than life

"i like that guy" MERLE ARE YOU FORGETTING THE WHOLE CRYSTAL ARM THING

"i thought he died" ANGO

lucas i love you oh my god

oh my god this is so fucking cool

davenport no oh my god

LUCRETIA LUCRETIA LUCRETIA

THEY NEED TO SEVERE THE BONDS AROUND THE HUNGER

I AM GOING TO CRY SO MUCH I WANT THIS HAPPY END TO BE REAL, PLEASE GRIFFIN

I LOVE THIS I LOVE THESE CLEVER FUCKS

LUCRETIA WAS ALIVE IN THE HAPPY ENDING!!!!! I'M NOT WORRIED ANYMORE I’M JUST REALLY FUCKING EXCITED

MAGNUSSS MY BABY

"don't try to manufacture my character growth" oh taako 

OH NO OH NO OH NO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

trying to tell myself it'll be okay because lup was in the happy end too but i'm still so fuckin scared

ANGO MY BABY AAAAA

"we were all in a pretty dark place" B A R R Y

i love that they're all derailing griffin's scene saying goodbye to everyone this is hilarious

LUP MY LOVE

oh no its the terrifying music again

YEEEAH SLOANE AND HURLEY AGAIN

A SQUAD OF TOM BODETTS

welp, now i'm gonna have to listen to the flop house podcast episodes :/

THIS IS AMAZING

JOHANN MY BABY ; _ ;

YES

YES

YES

I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY AND EXCITED

#TAZ #the adventure zone #taz spoilers #HOLY FUCKING SHIT #IT TOOK MY FIVE HOURS TO FINISH LISTENING BUT HOOOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO GOOD