#Barry eats all the candy

[chocolateteapotsvis]

Happy Halloween!

#halbarry #angle/demon AU #demon finds angle acute #angle asks demon to cosine his lease #candy corny: the sexiest of candies #Barry eats all the candy #Then runs to another country to restock #They'll be finding glitter in their apartment for the next decade #trying to figure out a sketchier style #my doodles

[erwinsvow]

𝐫𝐜 - 𝟏:𝟒𝟓𝐩𝐦

“i told ya to stay at home,” rafe says, fingers gripping the steering wheel of his truck tightly, knuckles turning white before your eyes. you don’t look up at him—your moody gaze focusing out of the window instead, staring at the trees and the pavement instead of your boyfriend.

maybe you shouldn’t have complained so much. you know he’s right, because after all, you had begged to tag along with him for the day. normally rafe can hold his own—can refuse and let you down easy with a promise to come back later and spend the rest of the day doing whatever you want, which is more often than not just crashing at tannyhill and watching a movie. you inevitably fall asleep and stay the night, just like what had happened last night. 

and then this morning, clad just in rafe’s button-up and some socks, you pad up to him and look at him sweetly.

“no, no, you’re jus’ gonna start complainin’ the second you get bored-” 

“i won’t! no complaints here, none,” you had insisted, giving him your best pout and puppy eyes. 

“i have real shit to get done today, kid, important business-”

“i won’t say anything! you won’t even know i’m there, rafe-”

rafe had given in eventually—squeezing your cheeks together with his hand before you got in the passenger seat of his car, after opening the door for you.

“when you start complainin’, i’m gonna make you regret it. hm?” you had squeaked out an agreeing noise, quickly following up with a promise to stay quiet before climbing into your seat.

that had been hours ago. in that time, rafe had stopped at several houses, gone inside and spent time talking to other people—some you recognized, others not so much—and ended up here, with you waiting, your feet on his dash while he was inside with barry. the minutes were dragging into hours at this point, your entire body feeling tired and achy from the position. the air in the car felt a little suffocating and paired with the heat of the sun pouring through the windows, nothing you could do would make you feel comfortable.

rafe’s one rule had been not to get out of the car while he was inside. in your attempt to follow his instructions, you felt yourself getting more and more frustrated, a certain crankiness bubbling up inside you, making one of its rare appearances. 

you tried to scroll through your phone and play music—which failed immediately since there was no service out here. you tried to eat the candy you kept in his glovebox, but it was melted beyond the point of remaining edible. you tried, you really did, but just like rafe had predicted, you started complaining the second he got back in the truck.

“you think, what? that i say that shit for me? no, kid, i’m saying it for you, ‘cause i know you get fed up in the car when i’m fuckin’ busy tryna make some money, being fuckin’ proactive for us-”

“but i-”

“no excuses. i told you to stay home. you gonna get an attitude with me? huh?” 

“you’re not even-”

“shoulda tied your ass to the bed. that’s what i’ll do next time.”

it doesn’t take much longer for the tears to come to the surface, your face falling into that sad look that makes him mad at himself for even ever yelling at you. you cry silently like that until he parks at tannyhill, and when he looks at you, regret washes over him. your pretty makeup all messed up, body heaving with sobs, staring down at your feet because you felt too ashamed to look him in the eyes.

“hey, hey,” he starts, a hand resting on your shoulder to get your attention. it moves deftly to your chin, titling your pretty, teary face up at him. “c’mon, don’t cry. it’s nothin’.” 

“you got mad,” you say, voice broken up with a sob, blubbering on. “i’m sorry, i am. i just hate being all alone here without you, it’s the worst-” 

“come on, kid.”

“jus’ wanted to hang out with you,” you sniffle. he runs a hand through his hair. he needs to get better at not getting frustrated with you just because he’s not used to your affection.

“i know, baby. we’re home now so get inside, hm?” you comply with his instructions, walking into tannyhill and heading towards the couch in the living room, like you always do when the two of you curl up to watch a movie.

“where you goin'?” he calls after you. you stop in your track, turning around to face rafe.

“i thought we’re hanging out? the living room?”

“and i said this morning that i would make you regret complainin’. so get your ass upstairs first, now.”

#eeeeeee💓anon hope you love!!!! #rafe cameron #rafe cameron x reader #time series

[6rookie-writer0110]

Moon & the Stars

Barry Allen x Male Reader

Request- Barry x male reader where Barry’s having a bad day so reader tries to make it better (maybe angst to fluff) (grants Barry)

Barry has been having a rough day and he is feeling frustrated. At work, the new boss is a jerk to him and Barry is trying hard not to snap. During work, he would try to save the city but the boss is always calling him for every little thing. While the new rogues got hard and he lost his fight against them. He doesn't want to be in the lab and he ran home, and you are happy to see him.

“What’s wrong?” You asked.

“I don't want to talk about it, Y/n,” Barry said.

“That bad?” You asked.

He nods then you wrapped your arms around him. You and Barry don't say anything then he starts to kiss you on the lips. Barry didn't bother to change clothes, you and Barry lie on the bed holding each other.

“I won't pressure you to talk about it,” You said

“Thanks,” Barry said.

You kissed him on the lips then he moved closer to you. You feel his hand under your shirt, but you and Barry don't talk at all. You two fell asleep holding each other, he has his head on your chest.

--

Hours later, you and Barry woke up. Barry did change into his pajamas and you are making him smile. You are in the kitchen, making pizza from scratch with Barry.

“I always wanted to do this,” Barry said.

“Same. I think you didn't put enough sauce on your pizza” You said.

“Y/n, I did put enough sauce on my pizza. Plus it will taste better than yours” Barry smiled.

“Shut up” You laughed.

“It's true and you know it, Y/n” Barry smiled.

After a while of waiting the pizza is done. You and Barry tried each other pizzas, but won't admit which is better. You two continued to eat the pizza together and not once checked the phones. After dinner, you and Barry started to play video games together. You two are having fun and you are on a winning streak.

“Wait, did someone knock at the door?” Barry asked.

“Yeah. Must be the kids, it's Halloween tonight” You said.

“Oh, I forgot it was Halloween,” Barry said.

You and Barry got up from the couch. You opened the door and there are kids holding bags.

“Trick or treat!” They yelled.

“Cool, costumes” Barry smiled.

He gave each kid a handful of candies to each kid. You closed the door, you head to the kitchen to get a drink and Barry sat back on the couch. He unpaused the game from your controller and he made your character die.

“Hey, that's cheating!” You said.

“You didn't see anything” Barry smiled.

“Wow, you are such a cheater” You laughed

You sit back down and you start to play. After a while of playing games, you and Barry cuddle in bed to watch a movie.

“Y/n, thanks for making me feel better,” Barry said.

“You don't have to thank me. You made me feel better about what happened last week and I wanted to do the same to you” You said.

Barry leans in and kissed you on the lips.

✫ ✯ ✯ ✬

You are at work and Barry called you.

“Hey babe,” You said.

“Hey Y/n,” Barry said.

“You sound stressed out,” You said.

“The new boss is being a jerk. I thought I should call my cute boyfriend” Barry smiled.

“That's cute of you to say. Yeah, he is a jerk. Don't let him get to you” You said.

“I will try. Babe, how about we go out to eat” Barry said.

“Yeah, sure. What do you have in mind?” You said.

Barry looked at the time and knows you will get out of work soon. He used speed to meet you at work and he is waving at you.

“How about... We have dinner in Hawaii?” Barry smiled.

You and Barry hold hands and start to walk home.

“Hawaii, oh that would be fun. And let me guess you will use speed to get us there?” You said.

“Yes, I will” Barry smiled.

Barry kissed you on the lips and he starts to smile.

#male reader #x male reader #male!reader #the flash x reader #the flash x male reader #the flash imagine #barry allen x reader #barry allen imagine #barry allen x male reader #flufftober

[triptrippy]

what do your dungeon meshi ocs tend to eat, both in and out of the dungeon?

IN the dungeon they all eat rations. this may change if theyre committed to getting to the bottom. Willowbilly has tried different dungeon monsters from the top levels of the dungeons theyve been in, out of curiosity. nothing close to what senshi could make, but kind of like how chilchuck has eaten treasure bugs before. fry might have tried something before as well. i think he would hope a treasure bug would taste like candy and be sad when its like. yknow bugs outside of the dungeon Barrys family has their own kitchen staff so he eats good, and fry eats what the rest of the staff do. they both have a taste for fancy foods, things that you really only get to eat when you have money. sloane eats tavern food, mostly. but she likes to get chocolate every once in a while oh i dont think i posted it here, but their favorite foods: sloane: peanut butter and chocolates barry: fruit parfaits fry: charcuterie billy: salted meats and jerky

#dm oc tag

[possessionisamyth]

Genuinely a shame that resident evil doesn't really go into food that much, but I also completely understand since the "food" you see being eaten 99% of the time is people and rot. However, this will not stop me from food related headcanons, so lets talk about eating traits for the recurring (3 or more separate RE appearances) cast:

Chris Redfield- Never been a picky eater. Before RE5, he pretty much let his metabolism do all the work along with his "stay in shape" workout regimen, so he ate whatever he wanted and most of the time it was junk food, fast food, and meals with a lot of bread and potatoes. When he started working out more, his diet shifted to eating more fats and proteins since they give him a steady flow of energy instead of quick bursts. It doesn't mean he's stopped eating junk food or eating out. His palette simply changed from eating bags of chips and a roll of cookies everyday to maybe a large bag or two of chips and a large pack of cookies that he slowly finishes over the span of a few weeks. Beer and water are interchangeable depending on the meal.

Jill Valentine- She's the pasta person that will use a fork and a spoon underneath to twirl her noodles before eating them. Loves anything covered in a good savory sauce, and she will tear bits of bread off to swipe the rest of her plate clean. She prefers chicken over beef and pork over tofu. Entered a hot wing eating contest once on a dare, and she lost, but she made sure to find out what hot sauce they used so she could keep a bottle in her pantry. She drinks a lot of water, and she likes the taste of it. Not a fan of tea unless it's iced and sweetened heavily. Otherwise not really a fan of sweets when it comes to candy or baked goods unless there's some tartness or sourness to it.

Rebecca Chambers- Her diet leans more into foods she doesn't need utensils to finish like sandwiches, wraps, tacos, and the classic pizza fold with thin crust. She has a sweet tooth, but this is mainly for drinks and hard candies. She loves soda. She doesn't like how gummy candy sticks to her teeth due to the texture. Baked sweets are okay as long as they aren't super sticky to handle, but she'll make an exception for things which have a heavy amount of chocolate. She has a bag of mini-muffins on her desk for breakfast in the mornings. People know not to take any unless they desire her wrath. She knows when Chris has eaten them when she see's a package of snack cakes and an apology post-it note in her drawer.

Barry Burton- Before the gun incident, Barry was the guy who ate primarily meats and very little vegetables unless his stomach was fighting him. After the incident, he opened up his palette more to show he appreciated the hard work put into the meal. Ask him what his favorite food is and his answer changes every time cause it's always what his wife cooked for dinner the night before. He's a dinner guy. He's either too tired in the mornings or too in a rush to go to work, so breakfast is a no-go, but dinners are spent with his family, and post Revelations 2, he cherished them even more. Only drinks water from the tap.

Albert Wesker- Eats expensive looking food because it has the least amount of mess during consumption, and is an ego boost to his god complex wherein everything has to be prepared exactly to his taste. If during his time with S.T.A.R.S they managed to drag him out to eat, he would get a drink and nothing else. He doesn't like limp vegetables no matter how much dressing people cover them in to compensate, and he hates greasy food. His taste towards sweet things are minimal. He enjoys sweeter cheeses like cream cheese or mascarpone, and he tried to like tiramisu, but he didn't like how soft angel fingers are. He will also only eat macarons with a dark chocolate filling sandwiched between. Neutral about water and enjoys teas and wines.

Claire Redfield- Was the pickiest eater as a kid. Hated it when the food on her plate touched, or the juice from one part of her meal touched the other. She had the special disposable plates where each part of her meal was separated so that she'd actually finish the food she was given. She was also disgusted with canned vegetables. As an adult most of those hang-ups are gone. She'll eat almost anything now, and she loves trying new foods from the places she travels to. Flatbreads are her best friend. Pita, naan, chapati, and so on, she can make a meal out of bread and butter alone. She still hates canned vegetables, but she buys fresh or frozen vegetables and incorporates them into her meals where she can. She also hates the taste of water. She'll go for coffee or tea first.

Leon Kennedy- Allegedly is relaxed with all foods except when there's one thing on it he doesn't want to eat. No pickles on his burger. No red onions in his guacamole. No sliced fruit in or on his cake. It's not even that he hates these ingredients or has a texture discrepancy. He just has preferences on where they should be and where they shouldn't. He'll put those same pickles on his club sandwich, or ask for red onions on pizza, and he loves a good fruit pie. He also eats so many of those pre-packaged fruit cups. Neutral about regular water but treats flavored sparkling water like a treat and sometimes hides it in his flask. It's a fun prank to play on Claire.

Ada Wong- Eats more vegetarian style meals, but is not a vegetarian. This isn't done on purpose or for any particular reason. Simply a lot of the meals she favors tend to have an equal amount of vegetables and grains to a lower amount of meat, and some cooks are much more scarce on the meat than others. This resulted in a palate shift where she's fine if there isn't meat on her plate. She's not a big fan of greasy, deep-fried foods, but her guilty pleasure is shrimp toast, and she only has it off the clock when she finds someone who makes it well. Her other guilty pleasure is cinnamon sugar donuts, and she has that more often as a snack to finish off her lunch. Neutral about water and has an iced coffee preference.

Ingrid Hunnigan- She likes rice more than bread and will eat several bowls of rice with whatever the main food is if they go together. Seasoned and spiced long grain rice or plain sticky short grain rice, she'll enjoy them all as long as it's prepared correctly. Loves eating tofu. She'll trade any meat for tofu except for seafood. She's the one ordering surf and turf or the dish with shrimp in it if the option is available. Yet, she cannot eat anything with a face. She doesn't care how pretty the presentation is, there shouldn't be a shrimp or lobster head on her plate when she gets it. She always orders dessert unless she's eating with others, and likes anything cherry flavored. Enjoys drinking water and has to drink water between her energy drink refills.

Thanks for getting to the bottom of this even if you don't agree with any of them! I'll gladly do more of these for any other RE characters if asked, and I'm open to playful debate/convo about the ones listed or not listed.

#resident evil #re #chris redfield #jill valentine #rebecca chambers #barry burton #albert wesker #claire redfield #leon kennedy #ada wong #ingrid hunnigan #headcanons

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I was thinking and I got the conclusion that stalker!Tim works as an AU not because Tim is (while not a stalker) canonically a weirdo (he is) but because Bruce is canonically even more of a weirdo.

We know that just like his reaction to the fake uncle shit, after dealing with the shock that this kid figured out his identity and bonding more with his new Robin, Bruce would just compliment Tim stalker abilities and give him new ones.

And that's to say I need more of stalker Bruce creeping people up. We already have him knowing all JLA secret identities without them telling him. But we need more. I want him knowing Hal Jordan's favorite ice cream flavour or Diana's birthday or Dinah's food alergies without no one telling him. He figures Ollies favorite fucking arrow and Zatanna's favorite Barbie movie, he discovered Arthur favorite snack and how exactally Martha Kent made her fried chesse to give a perfect copy to Clark when he was missing Smallvile during a space mission. He discovered Barry's competitive pokemon team! Everyone on the JLA is freaked. They think he has a secret mind reading/guessing superpower he might not even know about but is just stalkish paranoia. The only person he can't figure things out (and it keeps he awake some nights) is Captain Marvel (he is still the first to discover Billy is a kid). Martian Manhunter is the only one that knows Bruce is just weird but he knows he has good intencions so he doesn't care.

And it isn't only with the League. He makes extensive background checks in all his kids friends. The Teen Titans (both Dick's and Damian's) are freaked out by it. The YJ is actually fine 'cause they are used to Tim and it makes sense Bruce would be like that. The Outsiders (both Jason's but also Cass and Duke's) make their personal quest to mislead him. Not to mention the civilian friends. He is less obvious about it but the kids know and it freaks them up. Steph has a serius discussion over bondaries the day Bruce asks about Crystal's dentist visit and Babs is annoyed af when he just knows things about Alysia. And not only the kids all the other batfam members! The Birds of Prey straight up told him to stop multiple times. Helena once asked Sage's help to trick Bruce, Kate just used Alfred to order him to stop. Barbara interceded in name of Montoya as if she wasn't even in the paranoid stalker game with Bruce and Tim (Babs is worse than Bruce actually). Jim Gordon thinks is cool actually. But Lucious Fox is just "kid, I love you, but Alfred needs to teach you bondaries" and "how did you know Tam's baby tooth was starting to fall before me??" (Yes Bruce does this stalker thing since he was a kid/teen)

He also does it with the Rogues. At first they don't notice it because it's normal that their oponent knows things about them but starts to get weird. Selina freaks out when Bruce tells her to say happy birthday for her cat n12 (Dollie, he called it by name) when she hadn't even introduced him to her cats yet. Riddler had a genuine breakdown when Bruce just gave him the exact perfect copy of his glasses prescrition and all to replace his broken ones during an interrogation (he needed Riddler's help against a copycat). Harley punched Bruce in the face after he correctly pointed out she had just started her period and offered heater packs for her cramps, a chocolate ice cream and some snacks while driving her to Arkham, Penguin stopped doing crime for a whole week after he had almost fainted (being a crime lord is hard) for not eating the whole day and having high blood pressure for stress reason and Bruce just gave him a snack, a bottle of water and his meds (except it wasn't his meds, Batman just had a pill of Penguin's prescription in hand and wtf), Scarecrow recomended him therapy when he somehow figure out Jon's favorite candy bar and tried to use it as a bargain for information, Joker felt very flaterred that Bruce not only knew that he made his own dye using two pre existing dye products and a mix of chemicals but had the formula including the recomended brands for everyhing.

The only person who had no reaction was Clark. Clark sees Bruce being a weird stalker as just a fact of life and no one knows how to deal with it. (It's better than Tim "I wanna be like that" and Babs "cool but I'm better " aproaches at least). Talia Al Ghul used to consider it impressive and have a flirty competition to see if Batman could figure details about her. After they stopped being an item they respected each other enough that he just stalks Talia if is related to Ra, crimes, Damian or the League.

#bruce wayne #batman #justice league #justice league of america #JLA #teen titans #young justice #the outsiders #batman rogues #clarck kent #superman #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #tim drake #red robin #barbara gordon #oracle #talia al ghul #bruce wayne is a weirdo #let bruce be weird af dc

[midnighskyline]

First date- Fushiguro, Itadori, Gojo

Trigger warnings ⚠️-non

Note-im actually proud of this😣, hope y'all like it!!

Megumi:

You smiled at all the colorful fish as you and Megumi entered the semi dark room. The day before today the two of you offered to buy drinks and, although awkwardly, asked if you felt the same way he did after he told you how he felt, when you said did he planned an aquarium date, it's quiet, not to many people but still fun

"Oh! Fushiguro look at this one!" Well almost quiet, with the exception of your squeals of excitement. You quickly took a picture and smiled. The minutes turned to hours, and soon the two of you were leaving; as he walked you to your dorm room you couldn't keep the smile off your face

"I had fun, thank you"

"I-. I had fun too" with hesatence he spook again "if you want we could do this again- not the aquarium- I mean the date. We could do a date again, if you want"

"Yeah, I'd like that Fushiguro"

"You don't have to call me that anymore"

"What?"

"Fushiguro, you don't have to call me- nevermind" you believed your smile couldn't get any bigger, but you were wrong

"Ok Megumi, but next time I get to supprise you with a date, ok"

"sure" you grabbed your doorknob and looked at Megumi

"This means you can't get rid of me" with a step forward you kissed him softly on the cheek and quickly pulled away "goodnight Megumi"

"...goodnight"

Yuji:

"Hahaha!" The two of you laughed loudly as you both splashed and tipped over each other in the water. Earlier that day Itadori came up to you, red cheeked, bright smile, and slightly stuttering lips as he asked you out on a date, when you said yes he quickly ran around the corner where you heard, what sounded like, Narbara and Yuji squill with delight then quickly come back and the rest is history.

You clasped a hand to your mouth and muffled a laugh as you stared at your phone with a picture of Yuji neak deep in sand. You asked Itadori if you could barry him in sand and with zero hesitation he said yes

"I wanna see the picture" Yuji laughed out from his current barred position

"A few hours later and the sin began to set, Itadori led you to a quiet spot on the beach ,after walking up a rocky hill where you could see people playing below, he began placing food from the basket on a blanket where you two started eating

"What made you want to go to the beach for a first date?"

"Oh, was it not a good idea?"

"Oh no, it was an amazing idea! I was just wondering"

"Well beached are fun, there's lots to do, the weather is great today, and I wanted to see if with you"

"It?"

"A supprise that you'll like, at least I hope you will"

About a half an hour passed, Yuji told you to get conferrable and handed you his sweater. Soon big, loud, and colorful explosions filled the dark sky, you felt Itadori's arm gently wrap around your shoulder and you leaned into him smiling

"So this was the supprise" you whispered

"Yeah, not bad, right?" You turned to kiss him on his cheek

"Not bad at all"

Gojo:

"There's no way I'm going on that thing" you said, a bit of laughter in your tine

"Hey hey sweetheart, we made a deal~ you pick one then I pick one" he said teasingly as he took some of your cotten candy

"Sweetheart? This is our first date and your already giving me a pet name?"

"Whats the point of waiting? I'm a man who doesn't like to waste time getting what he wants after all" he smiled at you leaning in close

"And what is it you want?" His smile widend.

He might came to a close as Saturo stood at the bottom of your stairs, he looked at you as you began to unlock your door, stopping to face him

"And here I thought you don't like wasting time in getting what you want" he walked up one step

"I also like consent when it comes to these things" you met him at the stairs, getting closer you put both hands on his shoulders and pulled him down the rest of the way

"What a gentleman" he smiled as his lips connected with yours softly, and all to soon the kiss was over "goodnight Saturo"

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Sorry if this is bad I did this late and I'm tired 😩, also thank you for reading hope you liked this little fic. I'll do a part two if y'all enjoyed this one.

Bye now💞💞

#jjk x reader #jjk x first date #Yuji #Megumi #Gojo #jjk x fluff #fluff #flufftober

[hoperays-song]

Okay, we got your opinion on everyone’s favorite candy and if they like sour things.

So, on a scale of 1-20, what is the New Moon Troupe’s level of tolerance when it comes to spicy foods?

Thanks for the ask! I actually already made this scale but with 1-10, so that's what I posted. I hope that's ok and you enjoy! - <3 Gooseless

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Johnny: He grew up eating pretty spicy food as both his parents have a high spice tolerance and he definitely inherited it. 8.7

Ryan: I headcanon his step-mother to have made sos ti malice for him a lot as a kid and for his favourite food to be sichuan cucumber salad so he has a pretty high spice tolerance. 9

Nooshy: Not as high of a spice tolerance as her younger brother by any means as they did not grow up eating much spicy food at all. 7.8

Ash: She will put hot sauce on just about everything she can and absolutely loves spicy food. 9.2

Meena: While she enjoys spicy food and is used to eating it, she does not have as high of a spice tolerance as some of the others. 7.5

Porsha: This girl has had spicy food like twice in her life and hated it both times. 4

Buster: He would think milk is spicy, let's be honest here. He will still eat spicy food because he pretends to have a spice tolerance however, but never gets further than like three bites. 2

Eddie: He has an about average spice tolerance and has a fair bit of spicy food but it's not like his favourite. 6.6

Nana: She loves spicy food and strengthened her spice tolerance during her travels as an opera singer back in the day. 8.1

Hobbs: He doesn't love spicy foods but has gotten used to it due to working for Nana for years. 6.9

Rosita: I headcanon her to have cooked a lot as a kid and learned her family recipes from her abuela as a young kid. As she got older she began experimenting more and modifying the recipes to her taste by upping the spice level in the dishes. 7.9

Gunter: He had literally never had spicy food before meeting Rosita and so his spice tolerance is currently extremely low. But it is getting stronger. 4.2

Marcus: I headcanon him to have had like zero spice tolerance as a kid but deliberately trained himself to have one as he got older and started dating Johnny's mum (the daughter of a chef) since he was exposed to spice a ton more. 8.6

Barry: Not only does he enjoy spicy food, he also enjoys torturing Stan by stocking up their apartment with spicy food only. Barry developed a spice tolerance after getting used to Marcus's cooking. 7

Stan: The odd one out of the gang, Stan's just never liked spicy food despite all the others loving it. 4.6

Clay: He loves spicy food and is always willing to try new food that others, especially Ash, offer him. 8.5

Mrs. Crawly: Mrs. Crawly would only season things with a pinch of salt and like a flake of pepper. 2.5

#sing #sing 2 #sing johnny #sing ryan #sing buster #sing marcus #sing ash #sing big daddy #sing eddie #sing nana noodleman #sing clay calloway #sing meena #sing rosita #sing gunter #sing mrs crawly #sing stan #sing barry #sing hobbs #sing porsha #am i basing mrs crawly off my grandmere in terms of cooking? yes yes i am #johnny's maternal grandfather was a chef #nooshy grew up in canada #stan marcus and barry ate actual british food growing up. johnny did not. he grew up eating traditional indian food #ryan's step mom is from haiti #gunter comes to family dinner nights at rosita's

[piers-wifey]

Now that it is officially spooky season, I've gotta ask who you think in stars love fall? Or how the stars members feel about fall? What fall activities do they like to do? Certain beverages or treats they eat? I must know 👀

You ask and shall receive. S.T.A.R.S. fall headcanons for you peeps.

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—Albert Wesker—

He absolutely loathes fall. But not because it's raining or getting cold, no, the real reason he hates it is, because some jerk thinks it's funny to bury his car under tons of leaves, forcing him to literally dig it out at least once a week. He's still waiting to catch that idiot red handed. Wesker doesn't really like candies or sweet beverages, but he does enjoy some good pumpkin soup from time to time. His favourite activity would be daydreaming about throttling the idiot reading a novel in front of a fireplace, while enjoying a nice cup of coffee. Or tea, if he feels like it.

—Chris Redfield—

Chris is pretty neutral towards it. It's not the worst season, (that would be summer) but he actually prefers spring. He does; however, love Halloween. It's his favourite holiday and he gets so excited when he sees Halloween decorations in the stores. He really has to restrain himself from buying them all. His favourite activities are pumpkin carving and going to corn mazes with his special someone. He'd also die for Edward's pumpkin chocolate chip cookies. They're definitely his favourite treat and go great with a cup of hot chocolate.

—Jill Valentine—

Jill loves fall. It's the best season in her opinion and she won't hear anything else. She has a whole collection of cozy, fall themed sweaters and matching fuzzy socks. Her whole closet is full of these sweaters and yet she still buys at least two new ones when she's out shopping. Just like Chris, she'd die for Edward's pumpkin chocolate chip cookies and often fights him for the last one. Her favourite beverage is a cinnamon and plum flavoured tea and her favourite activity is watching Halloween themed horror movies.

—Joseph Frost—

Joey isn't a big fan of fall. He doesn't like the cold, damp weather, because he gets cold easily and tends to get sick a lot more often than during spring for example. He always wears two sweaters and two pair of socks when he leaves the house. Even when it's to just bring out the trash. (He's a bit dramatic) Joey's a sweet tooth and not at all picky when it comes to treats. But his all time favourites are his mom's caramel filled almond thalers which he usually enjoys with a cup of hot cocoa. Favourite activity would be cuddling and having stay at home dates with movies, cooking, etc.

—Brad Vickers—

Fall season is cuddle season. At least, that's what Brad calls it and he totally lives up to that motto. He's already a very affectionate and cuddly boy, but he gets like ten times cuddlier during this time. There will be lots of hand holding and stay at home dates with cozy sweaters, delicious teas and all kinds of pastries. Cinnamon buns, apple/pumpkin pies, you name it. But Brad's absolutely favourite treat will always be candied pecans. He makes them himself and will gladly share them with you.

—Barry Burton—

Barry loves to go apple picking with his family. It's moments like these that bring him inner peace and happiness. Plus, his daughters can get rid of their excess energy. But quality time with his family isn't the only reason he takes them apple picking. Fall also means that his wife will make her infamous apple pie, which happens to be Barry's favourite treat. But, aside from his love for his family and his wife's apple pie, Barry's not really into sweet things, that's why his choice of beverage is rather plain. Just give him a cup of freshly brewed coffee or earl grey and he's happy.

—Enrico Marini—

There are not many things he and Wesker agree on; however, they both share a mutual dislike for fall; although Enrico's reasons aren't nearly as funny as Wesker's. Enrico simply can't stand the damp weather. This and the fact that his neighbour's birch tree loses the majority of its leaves on his side of the fence are enough to get him in a very cranky mood, because he's the one who has to remove them. He drinks a lot of herbal teas to calm his nerves during that time. The only thing that keeps him from entirely hating fall are the roasted chestnuts of which he buys a five pound bag every week.

—Forest Speyer—

Forest loves fall more than anything. He's a warm boy by nature and fall has the perfect temperatures for this human heating pad. In fact, he's so warm that he still walks around in sleeveless shirts while others need two pairs of sweaters and are still freezing their butt off. Forest is a child at heart and not ashamed to show that. So, it's no surprise that he loves to romp around in the leaf piles like he did when he was a little boy. Big fan of homemade spicy pumpkin soup and apple cider.

—Richard Aiken—

Richie is a sucker for anything fall related. Drinks, treats, movies, you name it. He loves going out on walks and jumping into the leaf piles like a child with you. You want to go shopping for Halloween decorations and decorating the whole apartment? Count him in! Is a huge fan of anything with pumpkin spice in it. Pumpkin spice tea, pumpkin spice hot chocolate, basically anything that can be made with pumpkin spice will be consumed by him. His favourite treats are s'mores. Always has been and always will be.

—Kevin Dooley—

Kevin doesn't really have a favourite season, but seeing you getting all excited for fall does make him a little more excited for it as well. He's a huge horror fan and will take this as an opportunity to rant about his favourite horror movies and games as well as drag you to all kinds of haunted house attractions. Only if you're up for it of course. Also a huge fan of wearing matching sweaters. Would kill for his grandma's apple pie and is a little obsessed with pumpkin spice Moscow mule.

—Kenneth Sullivan—

Two words. Fall gardening. He loves it and gets so unbelievably excited as soon as he sees the first leaves turn orange and will spend hours working in his backyard. And though he loves a neat looking yard, he always leaves a small leaf pile for the hedgehogs. Kenny also enjoys cooking fall themed dishes with the vegetables he grew in his vegetable patch. His favourite treats are his self-made spicy pumpkin chips and his favourite drink is the apple cinnamon tea that's based on his great-grandmother's recipe.

—Edward Dewey—

Edward is a lover of everything cozy, whether it be sweaters, scented candles, cuddling with his s/o or baking. And fall is the ideal season for him to do all that, that's why it's his favourite season. Speaking of baking: His pumpkin spice chocolate chip cookies are an absolute must at the S.T.A.R.S. office. The can is usually empty within the first two hours. Although Edward is a fairly good cook/baker, nothing beats his mother's pumpkin hazelnut pie. Now add a cup of apple cinnamon tea to that and he feels like a child again.

—Rebecca Chambers—

Rebecca is probably the most excited of them all. She loves fall so much, especially Halloween and spends weeks making the perfect costume for you and her. And when she's not working on costumes, she spends her free time making leaf piles for the hedgehogs and putting food outside for them and the birds. She knows how difficult it is for them to find something and above that, too much of a sweetheart not to help them. She has a weakness for pumpkin cinnamon buns and warm vanilla milk.

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#resident evil #residentevil #re #albert wesker #chris redfield #jill valentine #joseph frost #brad vickers #barry burton #enrico marini #kevin dooley #richard aiken #rebecca chambers #forest speyer #edward dewey #kenneth sullivan #resident evil 0 #re0 #resident evil headcanons #s.t.a.r.s. #stars alpha team #stars bravo team #albertwesker #wesker #capcom #my headcanons #halloween #dbd wesker #dead by daylight wesker

[just-bendy]

sorry for my old question boris and berry are side by side and bendy can tell them apart? I'm just wondering about boris.

Boris is the one with the dumb-lookin' smile and Barry is the hairier an' slightly taller one. The stitches do give Boris away if their different personalities don't.

Barry's one of those Boris clones we saw everywhere back in that old place, but this one wasn't hollowed out and tossed aside like a candy wrapper. I'm not sure how he made it but he's our problem now. His name's Barry because that's how he wanted to be called, at least that's what he wrote down; makes it easier on us too. He doesn't talk at all but he can sure eat, and boy does he eat.

First time we met the guy he had gone through our ENTIRE damn Bacon Soup supply while we were away! We had to go out an' gather more and he stuck with us ever since. He's pretty reliable when it comes to strength so we kept him. Havin' more people in our group wasn't bad either.

#bendy #batim #batim bendy #ask #anon #nanon #ink-machine-kidd #shortbendyanimator #(( does he count as a batim oc #he was supposed to be one boris at first but #i couldnt decide on whether boris should be silly and dumb or a laid back glutton #so i split them into two boris and named one barry #new character unlocked! #i guess! #boris is here now... somehow #look at how small bendy is compared to them... hes so tiny <333 )) #thestory #boris wolf #barry wolf

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Item list post + Templates!

for random withdrawals, ask: "���� [blog @ if youre on anon]" and add more dice emojis for the more random items! u can also request not to get certain things, like pokemon or eggs!

with withdrawing, ask: "withdraw [x amount] [y item] [z blog @ if youre on anon]" u can also add a comment if u want

when depositing, ask: "deposit [x amount] [y item]" with the option to add ur name, blog url, and/or a lil message at the end

also important note: for withdrawing u need a blog @ to send it to if youre on anon. we cant send things to anons. if you arent on anon, its fine. also u can still deposit stuffs when anon its just sending thats an issue..

🍒 - - Food, Berries + Medicine - - 💊

Cheri, Chesto, Pecha, Rawst, Aspear berries, X22 each from Barry F. Arem - “Someone sent these to me as a prank please take them off my hands.”

Herba Mystica, X2 of each type from Director Clavell (minus sour!)  - “We still have a surplus of these after the Naranja-Uva Summer Sandwich Scramble, and I would like to avoid any more Maushold getting their hands on them! Please, take them if you wish!”

Oran Berry X16 from Anonymous - “you hunger”

Pecha and Mago Berries X2, Nanab Berries X5 from Ryu Anthizo - (no message provided)

Instant Coffee Palette X3 from koffing-time - “please lock this away. I trust your vault can hold this?”

Pecha-Pinap Berry Jam X8 from Anonymous - “Good harvest outta the greenhouse. One pint at a time.”

DX Gummy X8 from ifbench - “A sweet treat, and guaranteed to give you a rare quality!”

Chorizo X85 from Anonymous - “Keep stored cold. I overestimated how many i’d need for shiny hunting.”

Packing Peanut X49 from Anonymous - (no message provided)

Purple mug of mint tea, (hopefully) steaming, 3 sugars! X3 from theo! - “i need to share tea with the world!!! also i have some mugs i never use!!! i don’t know how the item bank works but i’m pretty sure there’s some magic involved and maaaaybe that magic will keep this tea warm!”

Three days worth of rations X46 from Anonymous - “Do the rations taste good? Not really. But it’s three days you don’t have to worry about, if you’re in a pinch.”

PP up from Anonymous - “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

Potions with Encouraging Messages wrapped around them X2 from theo!!! - “the messages don’t make the potions heal any more damage, but they’re nice, at least!”

Half Empty Booster Energy Capsule from Trace Sawyer - “don’t drink it it’s Bad”

Nomel Berries from Fuuka Yamagishi x7 - “Lemons!?”

5 of each nature mint (unsure if this is meant to be given out individually?) from Kohaku - “feels like i’ve been taking a lot, so figured i’d give some stuff in exchange :)”

A box full of 11 fruit juice boxes x1 from Anonymous - “no war, only peace.”

Perfect Apple X8 from ifbench - “They really are delicious.”

Basket of lemons x 15 “hands you a basket of”

2 (two) pokepuffs from bandidodododo

x5 baskets of Poképuffs (A dozen in each basket) from Auberi Bellerose - “I’ve been… stress baking and ended up with way more of these than I know what to do with. Two are all strawberry, two are all chocolate, and one is all matcha.“

Box of Great Value Blueberries X100 from @alamos-garden-lover - “I have no idea where these came from, all I know is that I cannot possibly eat all of them before they go bad.”

Ojama Berry X50 from Anonymous - “a berry from my region that slows pokémon down. Apparently they aren’t found outside here so thought I’d share!”

5 foot long lemons from anonymous -when life gives you... lemons? make lemonade!

Drums full of honey 5X from a beekeeper of the flowroma combee and bug type association (not the apiary robot) - "Recently the honey storage here in flowroma's apiaries gotten a bit too full so we are donating some for free."

Jar of honey x20 from Apiary - "enjoy everyone!"

1x box of candy from blackthorn-legion-irl - "this is common for me but maybe it's rare for you?"

30 random pokéblocks, stored improperly, causing them to stick together into one big pokécasserole x1 from caprassecrethideout

A basket of assorted berries (Figy, Wiki, Iapapa, Aguav, and Mago) from Anonymous - “Hopefully still fresh by the time it's claimed~“

one spice jar with "DRUGZ" painted on it from Anonymous - “I thought it was funny but my mom didnt :(“

One pound ziptop bags of hot peppers x10 from Ellisa @adventures-on-foster-island -"I grew way too many. A healthy assortment of Jalapeños, Serranos, Cayenne, and Poblanos. Use at your own risk."

25 and a half assorted poke puffs because I really need to stop snacking on them.

can of Irn-Bru (Scottish version) 10x from blackthorn-legion-irl - Message: hey anyone in galar do you got an equivalent to this? crown tundra especially. i'll do you a trade

10x bowls of mushroom soup with bowtie noodles and meatballs from painfully-average-landa - My mushroom soup giveaway never happened. Now I have too much soup - They won't go bad for a while thanks to an invention of my dad's that he's attached.

Petlil leaves x2 from anonymous - "My Petlil shed them and I heard somewhere they have medicinal properties, so have these, if you’d like."

Casteliacones 408x From thisusernameisridiculous - my life savings:)

💡 - - Items + Tools - - 🛠️

Slightly used pair of kids tennis shoes x 1 “Kids and their growth spurts, right? They’re used ofc but now they’re free. The “thrift” store got sniffy with me about the scuffs.“

11 Leaf Stones

7 Fire Stones

Various graphic T-shirts, all women’s size medium. (x13)

Hairbrush x 19 “She bought more. I know it’s spite, but I think I’m just gonna sic our mom on her about “What were you even hoping to achieve with that? How did you win something out of this?“bc I sure as hell don’t know!”

Several unused embroidery kits (x5)

Gun X29 + Safety manual X29 from Hatsune Miku and Anonymous - “people don’t seem to buy gun held items so I’m giving them out!” “I support mikus efforts. git gud.”

Beginner’s Gardening Kit X1 from Lavender - “Seeds, plants, fertilizer and other gardening supplies available at @pokegarden-center-owner! Inquire about our selection”

Mega Stones (1X of each, minus Altaria, Banette, Garchomp and Sableye) and a Key Stone for each from Millen - “I had some extras! Please give 1 mega stone and 1 key stone at a time :)”

Self-Care Kits X28 [consisting of Pokémon coloring books with colored pencils, some Tapu Cocoa mix, journals with daily writing prompts, some shelf-stable Poképuff mix, and a few Poké Toys] from Vanilla Cress - “I make some of these for clients, but I’ve come across an excess of them, so hopefully some people can make use of these!”

Feather X61 from Steve - (no message provided)

Sturdy Outdoor Camping Set (includes small tent, sleeping bag, pot, cord, water bottle and filter, and firestarter) X13 from Anonymous - “For whoever needs it”

Ribbons/Bows (Amaranth red, Apricot colored, Auburn red, Blood red, Candy Apple red, Cinbar colored, Coral colored, Crimson red, Fuschia, Salmon colored, Mahogony colored, Rose red, Ruby colored, Scarlett red, Sunset colored, Safety cone colored, Marigold yellow, Mint green, Chartruse, Neon green, Cyan, Sea green, Aqua, Azure, Navy blue, Cobalt blue, Cornflower blue, Turquoise, Ice blue, Periwinkle, Sky blue, Ultramarine, Lavender, Plum, Violet, Royal purple, Hot pink) X6, (Holographic foil, Copper, Silver, Rose gold) X60, (Gold) X6000 from Anonymous - “More bows than anyone could possibly need (to be given in bundles of 6 (except the gold. all at once. I wanna see someone get it))”

Ten inch cast iron skilets and Twelve inch cast iron skillets, X1 of each from Anonymous - “One of each in a set.”

Type-Themed Crystal Necklace X10 (X1 per type, minus Dragon, Ground, Normal, ghost, fairy, water, dark, fire and steel) from Anonymous - “Put it on, and you’ll transform into a Pokémon of the associated type. I no longer need all of them.”

 Another full set of type-transformation crystals. x 15 (every type except normal, electric, ghost and dragon) “ I don’t even- just take them. They’re not needed”

Tera Shards (Ghost X98, Rock X99) from grace - “please take them”

25x Pokémon TCG Booster Packs - TCG Island Anon

Stardust X4989, Star Shard X38, from ifsobblewereafairytype - (no message provided)

Poison Barb X94 from Kenneth - “I’m running out of room to put these and Marty said I can’t keep leaving them at their lab U⁠^⁠ｪ⁠^⁠U feel free to keep one if you want!”

Blank Wonder Orb Template X50 from ifbench - “For all your orb-crafting needs!”

Emera Powder Canister X48 from ifbench - “This rainbow powder is brimming with energy.”

Wands (Switcher, Slow, Guiding, Surround, Health-Swap, Confuse, Two-Edged, Petrify, Stayaway, Slumber, Pounce, Tunnel, and Warp) X5 of each from ifbench - (no message provided)

Connection Orb X5 from ifbench - “Talk to the people you know without being together in person!”

Rescue Team badges (Rookie, Standard, Gold, X1 of each), Exploration Team badges (Standard, Gold, Guildmaster, X1 of each), HAPPI Team badge X3, Expedition Team badge X3 from ifbench - (no message provided)

Delta Pokemon Creator (Bug X6, Fairy X11, Fire X12) from Professor Sequoia Tree - “Apply to egg and it will be the desired type when it hatches. If a Pokemon is multi-typed it will replace the secondary typing. If Mono-typed it will replace the primary typing.”

Scatterbang X9 from trace - “never ended up using these lol”

White, Unisex T-shirts with a sparkly pink Barbie logo in a variety of sizes X48 from championbarbie-swimmerken - (no message provided)

Winter Coat X6 from Anonymous - “warm.”

particularly Stealthy Rocks X7 from intern - “doing arceus’s work”

Safety Pin X995 from Anonymous - “This is like, a thing people never realize they need until they need one, right?”

Hairbrush X3 from Anonymous - “I don’t even know why my sister bought so many… It’s not like she’s constantly breaking them (Note: They’ve been in the back of the closet for a month and this isn’t all of them. She will not notice. And if she does, I’m declaring that she has a problem)”

Small Pikachu Plushies, each wearing a blue jacket and shades X44 from Anonymous - “uhhh don’t tell my boss I rescued them lol. some promotion?? thing?? happened locally?? semi locally at least. and they didn’t sell for shit, so it was this or to the bins with them.”

 Ragon / [Unidentifiable pokemon plush] (shows up in system as teru-sama) / “Trading an item back, it’s a Kōnya shaped one!” x 1

Time Gears X4 from ifbench - “They can only be taken out one at a time. They only stabilize time, not destabilize it, so it should be ok!”

Piles of Stealth Rocks x9 from Intern - “get fucked lmao”

Cake Lure Base. Each contain: 5x of each: Cake Lure, Springy Mushroom, Dazzling Honey, Plump Bean, Hearty Grain 5x from Anonymous - “go ham. only give out one at a time”

Heavy-duty boots x7 from Anonymous - “Prepare for trouble! And make it double! to protect the world from hazard-setting!”

Ball capsule each with a coresponding set of seals (make sure to give a seal set and a ball capsule together!) x23 from Anonymous - “I’ve heard that ball capsules and seals are hardly used at all outside of Sinnoh, which I think is an absolute shame! As such, I decided it would be a great idea to share some! I hope everyone has fun with them! <3”

Dynamax band X16 from Anonymous - “go raise hell:)”

Ex-Champion Blake’s Rare League Card X23 from Klara! 💖☠️ - “Teehee~! It’s been a minute since I’ve messed with my “favorite” little rival <3 I know just how embarrassed they get over this dorky old photo! Sorry (not really) in advance Blake-y! Enjoy, league card collectors! P.S I still pull off the pink hair better”

Pikachu Face Guitar Pick X0 from Guitarist Helena - “Rock on”

A Stack of Wood Planks X3 from Anonymous - “The site had gotten more than what was ordered”

3 (three) magician sets! (basically just your typical magician stuff like a deck of cards, one of ose tophats. you can hide stuff in, fake handcuffs, usual magician stuff. can only be obtained randomly because ✨magic✨) from bandidodododo

3 photos of Intern's eevee, Ruth, laying on his back. to be distributed one at a time.

Not Very Stealth Rocks (pointed rocks painted in neon green): 5 sets from Anonymous - “colon three”

Piece of paper, reminiscent of a permit X2 from Anonymous. it says: "please do not sword"

Bow X1 from Anonymous

Arrow X30 from Anonymous

Lopunny suit (NOT AN ACTUAL LOPUNNY) X1 from Anonymous - “heheh ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°”

Scale models of Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Alola, Galar, Paldea, and Orre. Fully modeled, down to the tiniest details. X1 from anonymous -(no message provided)

Everstones X1 from anonymous -(no message provided

Golden dabloons X99 from swordsman -Im trying to reduce my hoard

Books about corviknight x4 from Ben(@me-and-my-6-corviknights) - Nearly everyone I know bought me the same book for my birthday and I already had a copy so here you go! Hope I can ignite someone else's interest in corviknight!

Pool noodles ×35 from anonymous - Wife said to pick up noodles from the store... didn't say which kind.

Blog revival token ×1 from anonymous -simply eat it to revive your blog.

3ft rubber ducks X1 from anonymous -"Never let me binge buy ever again !!"

Antidote (Weezing, Gengar, Revavroom),Antidote (Bug Types [Beedrill, Venomoth, Scolipede and the likes]),Antidote (Grass Types[Vileplume, Victreebel, Amoongus, Roesrade]), X10 Antidote (Toxicroak, Toxtricity),Antidote (Tentacruel, Quilfish, Toxapex),Antidote (Dragalge, Clodsire),Antidote (Arbok, Seviper),Antidote (Garbodor, Muk) X20 of each type of anodite (except for the bug type anodites) from Tix- "Be careful around poison types :)"

A set of type transformation bracelets except for ghost from anonymous

9 boxes of nevermelt ice (each box has 50 Nevermelt ice) from Safrina Shards

Lesbian-flag, Gay-flag, Bi-flag, Pan-flag Trans-flag, Ace-flag, Aro-flag, and (Genderfluid-flag X9) patterned bandannas X10 each from Local Queer Kobold - “Bandannas are cute, queer and LGBT+ folks all deserve to be cute, here you go!”

x49 bags of sand and x49 bricks from @skrub-dubs - "I'm sorry but Justy keeps throwing these at me. I can't keep ALL of this sand logically."

Bugium Z X10 from Anonymous - "I, uh, "borrowed" some from Guzma and now I have to hide what I "borrowed"

6 sided dice x9 from Anonymous

Squirtle keychain x3 from Anonymous

37 packs of double a batterys from @iheartnimbassacity - “i dont really need these anymore, and they are taking up space. they are all brand new, 50 batterys to a pack.”

Box of Dice x0 from Anonymous - "Hello! Gotta give these away accordin' to me mum so I won't play Dungeons and Druddigons with my friends an'more :(. Please take care of them." NOTE : "Rayquaza set was drenched in Max Ooze last time it was played with. Please wash before use."

Totally not stolen bracelet X1 from Shadow-but-pokemon

Crumpled piece of paper X1 from Shadow-but-pokemon

Various Horse Pokémon tack and food (x3 bridles, x3 saddles, x3 saddle pads, x3 breastplates, x3 sets of leg wraps, x5 bags of nutritional hay pellets, x5 boxes of green heart-shaped cookies) from Paisley (@pokehorsegirl) -"For any other riders out there cause I know equestrian stuff can be expensive! 💚 Sorry I only have Galarian tack :( The cookies are for horse ‘mons by the way, not people! I mean, you can eat them if you want, but they probably don’t taste very good! 😅"

Drake stone x35 from @axisiaprofessorgum - "They don't seem to have these in other regions. I wonder if any pokemon outside of Axisia evolve with these?"

19x copies of Honedge-Line Care Guide with poorly drawn Aegislash on it. From: Riv ( @aegislash-logs ) -" I trust like half of this site with these sword pokemon."

Gay flag x4; trans flag X0; nonbinary flag X4; genderfluid flag X5; genderqueer flag X5; agender flag X5; intersex flag X5 from anonymous -"woe, gender be upon ye!"

148 life-size Steelix plushies. From anonymous

L XL Jigglypuff plush! 0X from anonymous "They accidentally delivered one too many. It's very huggable!"

3 coupons for 3 free Gem Apples each*, to be distributed separately.(Each coupon is handwritten and drawn, with the following extra message on them: "Come visit my market stand! Route 1, Melemele Island, Alola -"I also sell my wares online! magolor-pkmnirl on Rotomblr *approximate value of 300 pokedollars - 100 per apple")"

1x keychain of kirby with a life ring from blackthorn-legion-irl - "got this boi twice before getting waddle dee, sharing the love"

198x USB drives, each containing 1x .mp3 file of Banana Man by Tally Hall and 1x .mp4 file of the Banana Man official video by Tally Hall from adventerousclownery - "figured since this world doesn't call 'em bananas y'all wouldn't have this song, so I wanted to share it around :3"

Porygon Halloween skins X3 from @i-can-haz-catmons -"Note: just install them on your Porygon and bam instant Halloween costume"

Pack Of Socks (7 pairs) 2x from galactic-grubbin - no (applicable) message

pair of heelies (size S) 1x from anonymous - "have a wheely good time!"

pair of heelies size L. 9x from anonymous - "don't worry i needed to ah. offload some of these anyway :) the item bank can't be traced by the IRS, right?"

Luigi Body Pillow 1x from anonymous

HF Blade Replica 1x from anonymous - "it's definitely not real, I promise"

347 life sized Wailord plushies. from that steelix plush anon

5 life-size shiny Wailord plushies from The same person who submitted the life size Steelix and normal Wailord plushies. - “I made all these myself :3”

A single box of steel wool from Store Manager - “It seems we over-stocked on these”

x16 rotom motors from Anonymous - Hope y'all like making a few RCs with these!

Five Dimensional Tickets. To use, think of the person you most wish to see, and you will be transported to their location. Dimensional Tickets are only intended to be utilized to teleport to beings that are alive in your dimension at your point in the timeline.

9999x life size joltix plushs from Anonymous

Pictures of Articuno 34× from anonymous "why do I have these"

galarian fire badge x28 from badge thief (aka gym-badge-collector) - "uwu"

🔴 - - Pokéballs - - ⚪️

400x Reshiram feathers from Blake - "he sheds like crazy 😭😭😭"

Rose Incense 420x from anonymous "blaze it"

Friend, Lure, Dusk, Heal, Heavy Balls, X10 each from friendball-irl - (no message provided)

Heal Ball X97 from plasmaapologist - “just… dont ask.”

Love Ball X17 from Anonymous - “Love is in the air? WRONG. Get in the ball.”

Poké, Great, Ultra balls, X1987 each from Anonymous - “catchin time”

Premier balls X20 from witheld - (no message provided)

Luxury balls X9 from Kohaku - “feels like i’ve been taking a lot, so figured i’d give some stuff in exchange :)”

Hisuian* Pokéballs X970 from Anonymous - “Oops. Give them out in batches of 10.”

Plasma Ball X1 from Anonymous

Pokéball X10 from Witness - <[Bzzt! I believe these will now be better suited to someone else. Thank you in advance!]>

🐶 - - Pokémon - - 🐱

Growlithe (Shiny, Newly Hatched) x0 from Anonymous - “i dont know if i can deposit pokemon here, but i cant take care of this guy.

Frakenstuffel X20 from Laplace’s Demon - “:)”

Spinarak (Premier Ball) X137 from Gorge Henry - “I finally got my shiny you can have the extras”

Heracross (Friend Ball) X1 from Toby - “For my fellow bug type trainers out there!”

Nacli from a guy who had a few of these Lil dudes - "Depositing a nacil in the bank hopefully someone will take the little salty guy out here."

Delta/δ Psychic Treecko from Anonymous - "how did this happen"

Pidove (Normal X3, Shiny X2) from @shadow-but-pokemon - “My Litten keeps bringing these home and then frees them in my room”

Scatterbug X3 from Anonymous

shiny starly (normal pokeball) x10 from @skittyentropy - "Please for love of arceus just take them"

🥚 - - Eggs - - 🐣

Charmander Eggs X1 from Anonymous - “i cant raise these guys, someone please take care of them!”

Skarmory Egg X14 from Fulgora - “give these to those trustworthy or good with steel types”

Phione Egg X2 from A - “I AM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE TAKE THESE OFF OF ME PLEASE.”

Goomy Egg X13 from Amy Goop and Anonymous - “since ur making that surprise item withdrawl, I just thought it’d be fun to send some of the goomy eggs I have :D” “I’m depositing the goomy egg because I’m stuck in a hailstorm and I don’t want the egg to crack from the hail”

Zorua (Hisui* Breed) Egg X6 from Devi - “I am trying to get rid of the 27 zorua eggs and this is a good start, probably”

Tauros (Kanto Breed) Egg X1 from Anonymous - “Yeehaw”

Jirachi, and Diancie eggs (1X each, All three are identical) from cc - “uh… could you have it so people cant purposefully withdraw them? it has to be by chance. also only give them out one at a time or something..?”

Regular Egg X100 from Anonymous - “regular eggs to give to people :D (each one is actually a separate ditto)”

Vulpix Egg X110 from Anonymous - “So, apparently getting startled and thusly falling off the fucking cliff, away from your very active picnic, leaving you to crawl your way back over several days…. I am not greatly impressed with 2/6 of my pokemon right now. I’d say mad, but… this is not the first time I’ve fallen off a cliff. Wasn’t even the first this week. Rights to be worried over were revoked well before this.”

Tatsugiri Eggs X10 from Anonymous - “tatsugiri be upon ye” “woe, even more Tatsugiri for the world”

Buizel, and Pawmi egg x3 (each) from Florence - “Still have some eggs left over that I need to find good homes for. Please make sure these end up in safe hands.”

Greavard Egg x2 from Florence - “Still have some eggs left over that I need to find good homes for. Please make sure these end up in safe hands.”

Smeargle Egg X3 from Kohaku - “feels like i’ve been taking a lot, so figured i’d give some stuff in exchange :)”

Void Shadow egg X5 from ifbench - “Like a Ditto, but much, much more terrifying!”

Dreepy egg X5 from historianofgalar - "because I keep finding them"

Eevee Egg X1 - (parents are a female Leafeon and either a male Jolteon, a male off colored Cyndaquil, or a male Sprigatito) from alex-and-pokemams “I don't know what to do with this... someone can have it and give it a good home!”

Hatenna eggs X1 from based-trainer-ace "my hatterene turned out to be a HARLOT /lh"

Growlithe eggs X7 from @dragoneyejewellery -you know that arcanine and Inteleon share an egg group? because I sure fucking didn’t

Scatterbug Egg X12 from Anonymous - “those damm Vivillon got at my berry trees again”

Sinistea egg, x1 from Truce - It's a long story, but I don't need this.

Fletchling eggs x6 from Deidre - "the dumb Fletchling pair who keep trying to nest outside my forge keep forgetting I have a Weavile who WILL try to eat them, so they keep dumping their eggs on me. I have nowhere else to take them so here"

💿 - - TMs + HMs - - 📀

A stack of unlabeled TMs (x50)

TM92 Trick Room x39 from pastmyprimeape - “Stocked up because they were on sale, and now I have stacks of discs, thank you for your help.”

X12 of various bug type tms from Item Maker Alpha - “too many resources and now we got too many bug TMs to hold or make use of”

- - Other - -

treasure chests x 48. “A surprise in a surprise!”

N/A from Anonymous x-1 - “there is an item here i swear! the item is n/a :3 no idea what effects it has but hey! maybe someone wants an item that doesn’t technically exist!”

Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X525495 from Rosie!!! @oh-shinx - “I have plenty more!!!!!!!!!!! So here are some of my spares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

A very detailed painting of a Mankey and Incredible muscle pain 1x from Anonymous - “Because my life is hell.”

Odd Keystone + one (1) malevolent spirit + master ball from Anonymous - “to be given out together”

A 2 bedroom 1 bathroom house from N/A - “does anyone want a house. lol”

Sadnesses and worries (x96) from anonymous -"I'm finally free!"

Closet filled of Pokemon costumes (costume amount is not specified)

george X1 from george

Pokèdollar X5,000,000 from N/A - “haiii :3 I’m laundering this can you hold it for me for a few months ^^”

x49 Sand attacks. Just sprays the withdrawer with sand as soon as they withdraw it from Anonymous - "FUCK YOU FOR NO REASON IN PARTICULAR"

x49 moves recover. It'll heal the person as soon as they withdraw it from Anonymous - "i love you for no reason in particular! :3"

Glunch X01 from anonymous -"It's the glunch man it's pretty self explanatory."

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ x1

200 stealth rock piles from _Intern from @poke-irs-real - note: Been working on this for a while.

ERROR, ITEM NOT FOUND. X1

(*another name for Ancient Sinnoh)

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[yeyinde]

Just saw the ask mentioning Barry Sloane’s (unofficially price’s) birthday…

10 of Feb?? Aka my friend’s bday aka 2 days before mine aka close to that anon’s bday?? aquarius gang rise up 💪💪💪

Now I’m imagining having a bday party with Price and the gang and as a Mexican gotta include the traditions with Los Vaqueros! The team and Vaqueros bring in a whole ass mariachi to Price’s room and sing Las Mañanitas, waking him up. Alejandro and Rudy are singing beautifully. Soap and gaz are singing terribly; they are far louder too. Ghost and laswell might be humming along, but the other 2 are too loud. Then there’s the ‘tradition’ of the birthday people biting the cake “Que le muerda!! / Bite it!” and someone (totally not Soap or Alejandro) smashing our faces into the cake. Cake fight may or may not ensue. Luckily there’s extra cake just in case of this scenario. Price would probably fight against it and both Soap and Alejandro are desperately trying to push his face in. Ghost may or may not join in. Then theres the piñata and the song “Dale Dale Dale” and there’s probably a mix of candies and mini liquor bottles in it. We definitely don’t accidentally whack someone with the stick. Someone gets soap in the groin (gaz). Ghost would be the one to break it in one hit, if he chose to join in. No matter how much the piñata is moving . laswell, ghost, and rudy are low key recording it all.

I’d save this for February, but I’m impatient and this got me thinking :)

this sounds so amazing!!! i'd for sure eat my body weight in queso de bola while the calamity unfolds 🤩

#i want something sweet now

[abandoned-anemoia]

Weird Cakes/Cake Fails With Stray Kids

☯ Pairing: SKZ x reader (individual) kinda? ☯ Genre: Comedy (can it be anything else?) ☯ Warnings: none? the cakes are very weird.... ☯ A/N: Don’t ask me why I made this... I do not know the answer... Let me know if I need to add any warnings! ☯Disclaimer: None of my work represents any of the idols included in any way. This is merely fictional and all based on my opinion as a joke! I have nothing against any of these idols and love them all dearly.

✿Chan⁠✿

“Channie look at how cute it is!”

“It’s missing something though...”

“Hold on, let’s write ‘Pika Pika’ above his head!”

“I can do it!”

...and this is what you come back to...

✿Minho✿

“Lino, what Kind of birthday cake design do you want to make?”

“Furby.”

“What?”

“You heard me.”

✿Changbin✿

“It looks so pretty, Changbin! Let me go get my phone, I need a picture!”

...and then you come back to see that he has added Shrek and his booty cheeks fo your cute chocolate cake...

He had that shit on standby for when you left

✿Hyunjin✿

"I’d eat handsome Squidward’s ass.”

“We can arrange that.. Let’s make a cake... A handsome Squidward cake.”

“You are a genius.”

“I know, Hyune, I know.”

✿Jisung✿

“We should make a cake just for us!”

“What do you have in mind, Ji?”

“Emo Shrek.”

“I’m in.”

✿Felix✿

“Lix, do you wanna bake a fun cake with me?”

“Yeah!”

“Okay, so, hear me out. ‘Ya Like Jazz?’ is written on it somewhere and then we can make a Barry Bee-”

“You had me at ‘Ya Like Jazz?’ When do we start?”

✿Seungmin✿

“Min, I need to make a Spongebob cake for a birthday party. Will You help me?”

“Sure..”

                                                      *after*

“Well that didnt turn out well...”

“Looks like Plankton finally got the formula..”

“By murdering Spongebob?!?”

“We all knew it would happen at some point.”

“Seungmin, no!”

✿Jeongin✿

“This is a very round cake... It just looks like a rock...”

“I can fix it!”

Then he bolts out of the room and comes back a few moments later with a bunch of different candies in hand and creates this monstrosity...

“Well... It does look less like a rock..”

“No... Now he’s an angry rock.”

I really don’t know why I did this...

#stray kids fluff #stray kids headcanons #stray kids #stray kids imagines #stray kids funny #bang chan #lee minho #lee felix #han jisung #yang jeongin #seo changbin #kim seungmin #hwang hyunjin #stray kids fanfic

[waywardstation]

combining AUs, I bet Ginkgo!Barry would sell the food he finds in distortions. He's the only Ginkgo member who kinda recognizes things and will willingly eat some of it

"You guys are nuts! Mac and cheese is a staple!"

OH MAN ANON!! It would be so great to see Barry being the one selling all of these modern snackfoods and drinks that fall through space time distortions.

Volo tells Barry that they’re not popular because the snack foods’ flavors weird people out and no one can read any of the preparation instructions on the boxes. (Barry can read them though!) every time he tries to sell one of the things no one wants it.

Barry’s like “no you just need to know your customers, and how to advertise to them!”

He shows them to Akari next time she comes up to him to attempt a sales pitch, but she gets super excited the moment he pulls out a bag of her favorite chips.

She buys it from him excitedly and then asks for every other snack food he has on him that came out of the rifts.

Akari runs away with all sorts of snacks and drinks in her arms, very excited to get Rei to try warhead candies she got while Volo looks at Barry like he’s a wizard.

#ginkgo!barry #snacktime au

[alexanders-pokemon-adventure]

@professorenzo I feel I am out of my depth and I’m asking for help A few weeks ago during the fair a good friend of mine won me a Slyph co,. Ditto mini. Which was fine they generally stay small , Beyond that they’re just a ditto.

This was the only Picture I had , my friend snapped it. For a while everything was fine , it got along with the rest of my Pokémon was well behaved and playfully affectionate. Until one day when I left home to attend a family gathering , it’s snuck into my pantry and eat an entire bag of dried rarie Barrie’s … Rarie Barrie’s contain the active ingredients in rare candy. When I got home this was screaming in my house.

I checked my cameras, while I could not see what exactly was happening in the pantry there was a flash of light and this came out. I do not know what to do with them . I cannot seem to find any information about them online , my local professor is looking into it but she doesn’t really have any relevant information . All they do is scream eat and attempt to bite me. I👏AM 👏STRUGGLING . Any assistance on or advice you could give me on what they have become would be useful. -Alexander

#pokemon ditto #ditto #pkmn #alexander’s pokémon adventure #pkmnart #pokemon art #pokemon #pokemon oc #pokemon variations #pokemon variants #pkmn fanart #pokeart #pokegraphic #professor-Enzo

[hoperays-song]

What do you think the characters would do or react after eating super sour candy of different levels of the sourness and if it was to much? Can you make a post of what you think? Also love your posts. 👍❤👌

Thank you so much for the ask and I'm so glad you like my posts so much! Hopefully you like this one too! I linked the post I made that was somewhat similar to this one below as well. - <3 Gooseless

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Scale of Sour Tolerance: 1-10

Johnny: Johnny will eat only a select few sour candies and is very picky about it. None of them are that sour either. 5

Ryan: Ryan rarely eats candy, let alone sour candy as he isn't a fan. 3

Nooshy: They are extremely addicted to sour candy. Like it's pretty much all the candy that she will eat. 10

Ash: She moderately likes it, but prefers spicy candy instead. 8

Meena: She does not like it in the slightest. 1

Porsha: She really likes sour candy, having her favourite candy actually be sour. 9

Buster: He has a moderate tolerance to sourness. 6

Eddie: He likes it enough to have it every once and awhile. 7.5

Nana: This woman has never tried sour candy in her life and is not willing to now. ???

Rosita: She does not like it but will put up with it for others. 2

Gunter: He likes sour candy enough, about as much as Buster. 6

Marcus: He is not particulary fond of most sour candy but doesn't hate it. 6

Barry: Barry hates sour candy and avoids it like the plague. 1

Stan: He loves all candy but especially sour candy. 9

Clay: He tolerates it but doesn't like it. 4

Darius: He loves it more than any other candy type. 10

Harry the Hypnotist: They have eaten it before with Darius and are pretty neutral on it. 5

Suki: She is not a fan but can tolerate it. 3

Mizuki: She likes all candy so she likes it well enough. 6.5

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Previous ask that was similar:

#sing #sing 2 #sing johnny #sing ryan #sing buster #sing marcus #sing ash #sing big daddy #sing nooshy #sing rosita #sing nana noodleman #ok giving up on tagging #its like everyone but i added more people than the last post #the moon theatre troupe #this is apparently pretty polarizing in the group #huh