#JLA

[allthegothihopgirls]

"justice league doesn't know batman has kids" and by some freak incident, they end up meeting them all at once, after never having one single sneaking suspicion of batman being a family guy.

you've got every batkid + justice league member in the same room, and bruce tries for a total of 6 seconds to diffuse the situation before giving up.

there's bats left right and centre making completely false claims about how their family came to be, just to stir shit. also purposely trying to ruin batman's 'stoic and mean' reputation as best as they can.

jason and steph are telling everyone that they're all bio kids, and bruce does try and correct that one (some of those kids don't even belong to him in a non-bio way!!) but not before tim pipes up and goes 'well actually it depends what you count as biological, he grew me in a lab'.

dick's taking full advantage of the JL's perception of batman being oh so impressionable in the moment, and is telling stories of his childhood + batman raising his younger siblings, making him out to be the softest guy to ever exist (completely on purpose). cass is nodding along next to him, and making sure whenever she adds a comment that she uses the word 'dad' instead of batman just for the extra domestic flare.

babs and jason are explaining how they all consider themselves bats, in a way that would make anyone believe that they're in a cult. bruce is standing amidst it all, an immovable object, with dick's arm on his shoulder, and damian huddled into his side (ALL for dramatic flare. they need the JL to know that he's. just a guy with kids).

#i've seen a lot of good posts where people talk them meeting the kids one by one #but i do enjoy this idea.... #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cass cain #steph brown #barbara gordon #nightwing #red hood #red robin #robin #batgirl #oracle #dc orphan #dc spoiler #jla #justice league #dc comics #dcu #dc #gothihop speaks

[dailydccomics]

the Justice League of America by Michael Turner and Peter Steigerwald

#superwonderbat #bruce wayne #clark kent #diana prince #dc comics #mari mccabe #hal jordan #kendra saunders #red tornado #roy harper #dc #dinah lance #wally west #jefferson pierce #batman #superman #wonder woman #JLA #justice league of america #green lantern #black lightning #hawkgirl #arsenal #red arrow #the flash #comics #cover art #michael turner

[ghostwithaknife]

The halbarry brainrot is endless.

#halbarry #dc comics #dcu #the flash #hal jordan #green lantern #dc #dc fanart #jla

[vincentvega0721]

#justice league of america #jla #justice society of america #jsa #george perez #jerry ordway #dc comics

[therandomfandomme]

why do i imagine the batfam finally meeting the league and then one of them going 'how the fuck do you have so many kids?' and little shit Jason goes 'well, when two people love each other very much...' and because Bruce doesn't wanna listen to this, he tiredly reminds Jason: 'you're adopted' which naturally means that Jason is going to dramatically pretend that this is the first time he's heard that and how could Bruce keep this from him, much to the horror of the league and the exasperation of Bruce

#rrrambles #tbh it could be done with all of the batkids #but it just felt like jason to me #batfam headcanons #batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #jl #justice leage of america #justice league #jla #dc #dc comics #dc headcanon

[violent138]

League members discussing meeting Robin at work:

"Compared to Bats, Robin was a total sweetheart. Ball of sunshine."

"Man, must've been a good day then, the kid I met was a real anklebiter. He pulled out a sword and everything."

"Anklebiter is harsh, the sweet boy I met barely said a word, he just kept asking about Themyscira and the lasso."

"He? I met a blonde girl."

"No, no, black haired boy with blue eyes. We're talking about Robin."

"Yeah same here, blue eyed and tanned."

"Pretty sure he had green eyes. And talked fancy. And kind of scolded me for time travelling."

"The child I met was paler than the moon."

"I'm telling you I met a girl, and she was Robin."

"Well... either we're all wrong or we're all right."

So they arrive at the conclusion that Bats has a shape-shifter for a kid.

#Not particularly original #however still amusing #They conveniently forget how many years have passed between interactions #And also forget that people can have the same“hero” name #Batman #Batfamily #dc robin #like Red Hood (there was another red hood before that) #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Jason todd #Damian Wayne #Tim Drake #Stephanie brown #This came to me in a fever dream #jla #justice league

[kartsie]

This just in: local reporter more famous for looking like celebrity friend than any of his stories from last decade

#i think i’m funny #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #vine #vine reference #my art #dc comics #the justice league #jla #meme

[milfzatannaz]

Zatanna in my fav vivienne westwood dress 💜🦋🥀

#art #artists on tumblr #zatanna zatara #zatanna #dc #dc fanart #dcladies #dcmultiverse #jla #justice league #vivienne westwood #my artwork

[tiffycat]

Yes Clark, we know you've memorized the sound of Bruce's heart WE KNOW

(og post)

#clark kent #superman #diana of themyscira #diana prince #wonder woman #superbat #hal jordan #green lantern #justice league #jla #dc #dc comics #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #10k

[lovesick-joey]

John and Bruce have a talk

#justice league unlimited #jla #justice league #the justice league #dc comics #dc #dcu #dcau #dc comics fanart #dc art #dc artwork #dcu art #dcu artwork #dc fanart #batman #the batman #green lantern #green lantern corps #john stewart #shitpost #shitposting #dc crack #dc characters #dc universe #LovesickJoeyArt

[arttuff]

hey guys why does your superhero coworker have the sour tolerance of a 10 year old ?

#dc comics #dc #shazam #dc captain marvel #billy batson #captain marvel #booster gold #michael jon carter #justice league international #jli #jla #wisdom of solomon: WE ARE BEING POISONED #those videos of babies tasting lemons for the first time......... #billy batson my baby boy #justice league

[allthegothihopgirls]

they just don't make movies like this anymore😞

#/j #if u ever wonder what i'm doing when i fall off the face of the earth #it's rewatching lego justice league movies #i actually have these ones on disc #justice league #lego movies #lego justice league #jla #batman #dc batman #dc superman #dc justice league #dc comics #dcu #dc #gothihop speaks

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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#Batman #Superman #JLA #Justice League #Flash #Cyborg #DC #DC Comics #Comics #Easter #Happy Easter #TFSH #Texts From Superheroes

[dc-comics-lover]

Random things I like to hc :

(here's part 2)

- Constantine calling Batman "love" anytime.

"Good plan, love. Now, if I may add..."

- Diana constantly fighting the urge to add multiple times in the footnotes of her research papers : "*I know that because I was there."

- Clark feeling some type of way whenever anyone from the Batfam calls him Uncle Clark (he does tear up a little the first few times).

- Anytime, Booster would get cancelled for a tweet, he'd go back in time just far enough to prevent from tweeting it. He did that way too many times.

- Barry and Hal being that one best friend duo that are big on PDA. Most of the time during JL meetings, Hal's leg would be intertwined with Barry's.

- Given that the way they usually interact correlates with what he learned about married couples, J'onn assumed for the longest time that Bruce and Clark were spouses.

- Much like how Clark switches off his kansan accent when he's being Superman, Bruce switches off his "posh" accent when he's being Batman.

- On the contrary, Oliver always sounds filthy rich.

- Everytime someone mentions (any) Robin, Hal's mind still can't fathom that Batman's sidekick is a literal child.

- Dick is a bisexual flirt in and out of costume.

- Regular occurence : Batman enters the meeting room, sees Booster's stupid expression that's a clear sign he's going to share very stupid ideas, and Batman exits the room without a word. He doesn't come back for the rest of the meeting. After it happened more than once, some of the members get the clue and walk out as well.

- Superman can recite entire movies by heart. Not surprising in and of itself, but surprising that Bruce silently lets him do it over his shoulder when he's working in the batcave. Lets Clark unwind and gives Bruce background noise.

- After multiple complaints, Batman had to soundproof Dinah and Oliver's room in the watchtower.

#dc comics #dc #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #dick grayson #nightwing #john constantine #justice league #jla #wonder woman #diana prince #dinah lance #black canary #oliver queen #green arrow #flash #barry allen #green lantern #hal jordan #booster gold #michael jon carter #j'onn j'onzz #martian manhunter #headcanon #hc #batfam #superbat #mine

[thisiswhereikeepmyseratonin]

The thought that Brucie Wayne and Batman being two completely separate entities that Bruce can code switch between has consumed me especially with the idea that he mixes the two together on occasion to fuck with people

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*Batman and Superman searching a dressing room*

Superman: What about this thing, it looks suspicious?

Batman *full Batman voice*: That’s an eyelash curler darling

~~~~~~~~

*OG JLA revealing identities to newbies*

Green Arrow: Your turn Bats, who are you?

Batman having decided to fuck with him walking up to him cocking his hip putting one hand on his chest and in full Brucie Wayne mode: C’mon Ollie-Dollie you know who I am. We dated 💕

Green Arrow (internally): Modem noise

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Recently revealed identities with Clark and Brucie being at the same party

Brucie: oh howdy 🤠 cowboy, fancy meeting you at this shindig

Clark *flustered* (internally): he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman…

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*Bruce getting a call during a JLA meeting*

Brucie: Oh! hello dear, yes of course I’m coming to your party I’ll see you later 😘

Batman: Our security measures need to be increased due to the number of criminals currently attempting to follow heroes to their base of operations

JLA *experiencing whiplash*: what.

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*undercover Brucie and members of the JLA at a party*

Bruce *pretending to be drunk wandering over to the flash*: excuse moi but can I get your attention for just a momento😊

Flash *completely disconnecting Bruce and bats*: yeah uh sure sir are you alright

Batman *quiet but deep Batman voice*: there’s an assassin in the rafters

#batman #batfam #jla #brucie wayne #bruce wayne #superbat #his children are very embarrassed #poor J’onn has to go into this man’s head

[therandomfandomme]

My fave habit to headcanon is Dick pulling on the ears of the Batman suit. Like, it's something he started as a kid, when he often landed on Bruce's shoulders, so he could get the man's attention and he just kept doing it. And then I imagine newly recruited Justice League member Nightwing tugging on Batman's cowl ears to get his attention for something and everyone just staring bug eyed at why Batman isn't exploding at the disrespect (bar the few that knew Dick when he was still an excitable kid, those are suddenly hit by the fact that that kid is all grown up now) (not B, though, whenever Dick does it, he just gets hit by a wave of fondness and nostalgia, bc it doesn't matter how much time passes, Dick is still his kid, his baby).

#rrrambles #dc #dc headcanon #batman and robin #batman #robin #robin dc #dick grayson #bruce wayne #dick grayson robin #batfamily #batfam #batfam headcanons #jla #jl #justice league #dick grayson headcanon #nightwing