Tanaka sped through the empty streets of the night, holding the steering wheel with one hand while the other held one of your hands. Your other hand holding tight onto anything you could grip. Your chair was pushed all the way back and Aran was on the floor in front of you, eating you out. Holding your thighs back and doing that ahit like he would if you were in the bedroom. You were moaning loud and grinding against his lips and tongue "Daddy! M'gonna cum!" You shouted as you pulled his head closer to you and leaned your head back. Aran groaned in your pussy, making you tremble. Instead of hearing Aran muffled against the slick wetness of your cunt, you heard Tanaka speak for him "go 'head n' cum on his face princess. Let him have allat shit" he said as he released his hand from your hold and slapped the fat of your thigh before squeezing it.
Car sex but on another level, ykwim?
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DUMBASS DUO SHOWDOWN ROUND 1 BATTLE 5
JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA & OKUYASU NIJIMURA AKA JOSUYASU (JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE) VS SHOUYOU HINATA & TOBIO KAGEYAMA (HAIKYUU)
propaganda under the cut!
josuyasu
Josuke is fairly decent, but okuyasu, you know how in math, if you multiply a negative number with a positive one it is always negative, that is josuyasu for you. Josuke has 6 braincells and Okuyasu has -6734. Their first meeting was okuyasu trying to kill josuke, then he shows up at his house a few days later and goes "hey lets go to school! btw your mom is hot!" Josuke punches a plate of spaghetti because he thinks the chef is evil, they both fight a middle schooler who stole their cash. Okuyasu got the third most op ability in his part but he is too stupid (and kind) to realize it. Somehow they survive their entire part. They are thus far the second jojo and jobro duo to not lose each other. the second one? THEM IN AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE! (okay but okuyasu is swapped for koichi in that one, but still).
Josuke normally is pretty smart, but somewhat silly, but Okuyasu. Isn’t incredibly bright but he’s the best jojo character idc. Okuyasu brings out josukes stupid and then they are just besties and totally bouncing off each other’s stupid ideas. Idk what Okuyasu does to josukes brain but I’m here for it
I saw the post title and without reading anything else immediately went to submit them, only to go back and read the full post and realize they were included by default. They are THE dumbass duo. Ever. The worst protagonists for a detective story, but they dumbassed around so hard they somehow caught a genius serial killer. No matter who wins, they’ll always be the number 1 dumbasses in my heart.
they are the best of friends, which of course means they met by trying to kill each other.
They’re both so stupid. Like josuke isn’t that stupid on his own but he’s kinda dumb and when you put him with dumbass incarnate okuyasu they multiply each others’ stupidness. Together they are a menace.
Hinata & Kageyama
I love how at first it seems like Hinata will be The Dumb One and Kageyama will be The Smart One, but then no. Just, no, surprise girlies, Kageyama is just as much (if not even more) of a dumbass as Hinata and that’s beautiful of them.
They scream pre-pubescently at each other
They are babies. Not only are they emotionally constipated but they are just stupid in general. They thought a cell phone tower was the Eiffel Tower...
Outside of volleyball these two don’t know shit about shit. They’re helpless worms intellectually and perhaps even socially. They need help.
both of them have like. Volleyball Smarts. but off the court are so dumb like all the time. also their relationship with each other means so much to me. hinata is the person that can keep up with kageyama and wants to, that kageyama’s been waiting for. especially since his grandpa died a year ago and he has no friends. kageyama is someone who can set to hinata and also is hinata’s person to beat. they help each other grow as people while also not being able to tell twins apart even when the twins have differently colored dyed hair <3
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I love kenhina. They don't even need to be dating. I just love them. They are besties!! They are the kind of friends that always gravitate towards each other and are the super clingy friends you see holding hands nonchalantly or leaning their heads on each other's shoulders, they probably kind of lay on top of each other whenever they're together during practice matches. And I don't think Hinata is the one who even started it. I feel like he would kind of back off at first bc Kenma is Kenma, and he already drags him off so he can toss for him and stuff, but then Kenma reaches out and holds his hand or hugs him and he's like :333 and then that's just the norm now. Clingy kenma supremacy!!!!! Edit: they're the super clingy/cuddly friends that people always think are dating but they always say "no, why would we be dating???" As they are legitimately cuddling each other 💀💀💀
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Propaganda
Hinata Shouyou and Tsukishima Kei:
There's a lot of examples in the manga comparing Hinata to the sun and Tsukishima to the moon, from their names to their personalities, with Hinata being a cheerful, bright character and Tsukki is the complete opposite, not very motivated, so ig kinda "dark" in that sense. Their designs reflect that a bit as well, imo, Hinata's orange hair is fluffy, shaped in a way similar to the sun, while Tsukki has shorter blonde hair and has a more subdued design compared to Hinata's.
Maya Amano and Tatsuya Suou: No Propaganda Submitted
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keiji akaashi x fem!reader
cancelled until further notice!!
synopsis: you’re struggling to write a new book for your publishers. especially since it’s a romance novel, and you’re short on romance. what’s even worse is that your editor is terrible at communicating. so your boss sends the two of you on a ‘vacation’ of sorts. get the two of you to work out your differences and get you writing. what’ll happen to the two of you and how will your friends react through the short bursts of information you give them?
inspired by: keiji is canonically an editor post time skip
tags: amorist duos, amorist duoes smau, social media au, keiji akaashi x reader
taglist: if you’d like to be added, message me or comment!
teaser / playlist / profiles
chapters;
ch. 0 - no surprises whatsoever
ch. 1 - a trip to remember
ch. 2 - truce
ch. 3 - cowlicks and coppias
ch. 4 - a villa? a chauffeur?!
ch. 5 - inspiration
ch. 6 - call me keiji
ch. 7 - fake date? kinda?
ch. 8 -
extras;
- love new and old
amorist duos / a keiji akaashi smau
a/n amorist means ‘one who writes of love’, also i love the image :D
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Its giving Bokuto and Akaashi
Somome draw fanart or like art of two characters with this and I will draw smth for you (this is a joke…unless)
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