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thefunkfactory · 3 days

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Skater Stench

Inspired by Anon Ask

Clay was walking to work on an empty street, looking down at his phone he suddenly saw in the corner of his eye someone quickly moving towards him. All of a sudden, just as he was looking up from his phone, some dude on a skateboard crashed right into him knocking the both of them down. As the skater bro laid right on top of him Clay heard the guy start profusely apologizing, “Oh my gawd duuude im so sorry like I wasnt paying attention at all!”. Getting up first the skater held out his hand to help Clay up to his feet, looking down at himself Clay realized that his outfit was ruined from the fall. As the skater pulled him up Clay began to berate the guy, “How stupid could you be?! Some of us have actual responsibilities like work and I cant show up looking like this!”, etc etc. The skater obviously annoyed that Clay was getting so heated over an accident tried to apologize again, “Look man I am real sorry I-” Clay cut him off “I dont care if you’re sorry! How exactly do you plan on fixing this?!” The skater tried one last time to amend the situation “Look we got off on the wrong foot Im Apollo.” he held out his hand inviting Clay to shake his hand. Clay pushed Apollo's hand down and again just was insulting and berating the guy. Tired of this douchebag yelling at him Apollo furrowed his brows and pushed Clay back down to the ground. Falling on his ass Clay yelled out “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!”, Apollo responded “Dude you definitely need a reality check, i'm just helping give it to you”. Quickly turning around so that Clay was looking right at Apollo’s ass, Clay was assaulted with the stench of Apollo’s obviously unwashed ass “You smell so fou-” “PPPPPPFFFFBBBBBBBTTTTTTTT” Apollo interrupted Clay with a boisterous butt blast. “What….the…fuuuuuuuuck…” Clay said as the eggy stench that Apollo just shot into his face began to make him feel weird. Clay heard as Apollo said “Sorry man but I really think you need this” “FFFFRRRRTTT” another gust was inhaled by Clay. “...this…feels……wrong…” Clay was having an even harder time speaking than before. Turning back around and squatting to get face to face with him, Apollo held Clays head in place and told him “Look bro im gonna change you okay? You are gonna be waaaaay more chill once im done” Apollo watched as Clay gently nodded his head. “PPPPPPFFFBBBTTT” Apollo let out another fart and watched as Clay’s light brown pupil turned into swirling green spirals.

“Good boy” Apollo cooed out to Clay. “Skaters enjoy farting out rank clouds of gas, its the funniest thing to us” “FRAAAP” Clay felt as his nose began to like the fetid smell that was filling the air around the two boys. “Skaters don't mind getting knocked down, it’s part of skating” Clay felt as his anger and annoyance towards the fact the Apollo knocked him off his feet quickly rushed out of him. “FRAAAAP” those feelings quickly rushed out of his ass, producing a disgusting stench Clay would have normally been grossed out by but for some reason he found the meaty smelling fart humorous. “Skaters dont mind wearing ripped up and distressed clothes, in fact they like it” “FRAAAAP” Clay suddenly felt that his clothes were actually pretty cool, his temper would no longer rise if he was seen in ripped up clothes. “Skaters like spending their days skating and fucking other skater bros, its the best way to live” “FRAAAP” Clay’s mind grew lighter as his previous responsibilities evaporated into a smelly fart and were replaced with the desire to waste his days skating around and making his skater bros feel maximum amounts of pleasure. “Skaters are dumb mindless idiots whose brains have been replaced with their own ass stank” “BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP” Clay watched as Apollo recoiled due to the malodorous fart Clay just produced, feeling even more light headed than ever Clay began uncontrollably chuckling, “huhuhuhuhuhuh…” Apollo stood up and held out his hand and helped Clay up to his feet. Letting out one last fart Apollo watched as Clay’s eyes returned back to normal and he stood there with a goofy grin on his face. “How you feeling bro?” Apollo asked, “huhuh I feel… BRAAAP- sniff sniff gooood” Clay chuckled out. “What are you doin today duuuude?” Apollo questioned Clay, “Uhhhhhh skating…duhhhh…what else would I pfffbbbtt be doin?”

#dumber #farts #stink #face farts #ttf

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mspaintbrush · 13 days

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Lucio thoughts

Sleeps in a hammock (he needs this weight of sinking into the cloth and the whole thing still moving slightly)

Topless with baggy comfy pants, hair cap to protect braids

Morning routine: wake up, clean face, moisturize skin and hair, trim beard, put hair up, go into kitchen, brew coffee (black, pure, raw energy - Overwatch coffee isnt as strong as the brazilian coffee he is used to, so as a treat he gets some imported), lil bit of breadrolls/toast with butter

Dog person, spoiling Murphy

Still gets along fine with cats though, Mitzi likes to chill in his room (Mitzi lives at the base in my head because yes)

Owns several pairs of heelies

If he doesnt wear skates he wears heelies

Would put rolls on patent shoes to wear with a suit

Skates in the halls and gets flamed by Phara for it (continues to do it, nothing will stop the rio drift)

Would be great at skateboarding but never actually tried it even though its on his bucket list (Genji was a skateboard kid for sure, he would definitely love to teach him)

Can play guitar and ukulele

Strumming a little tune helps him calm down and keep his fingers and head occupied

Regularily carries both his instruments around the base and forgets where they are (lore behind the guitar in helicarrier spawn)

Baggy comfy clothes for the win, comfort over style

Used to casually wear a lot of sports team shirts and still does

Gets cold quickly (brazil curse) so often wearing more layers than others (bro is already complaining at around 25°C/77°F)

Saw snow for the first time in his life just one year ago and still gets all bubbly and excited when Mei tells him its going to be snowing during a mission/at the base

Desperately needs social contact and feels anxiously lonely very quickly

Charges up by being around people and just enjoying their company, even if everyone is kinda doing their own thing

Often hangs around DVa, Bap or Brig since they are very cheerful and fun to be around

They play videogames together (Im sure DVa owns a retro game collection so they play wii sports or guitar hero or smth)

Eats burger with knife and fork and gets laughed at for it

Good cook! Likes veggies :)

Dont look at the state of the kitchen after he is done though

Not the most organized or tidiest person, proud owner of a clothing pile in the corner of his room

That clothing pile is Mitzi's favourite spot

Honestly I see him having his hammock hung up over his normal bed. And he uses the bed as a couch or storage room even when Winston offered him multiple times to take it out of the room.

When you visit his room you just hear "oh wait I'll make some space" and the noise of a bunch of stuff being "moved" to the floor before he offers you to sit on the bed

One of the people you'd hear roaming through the base at 2am looking for food or his guitar he left somewhere

At the same time very concerned about other people's sleep schedule (DVa will not know peace)

Responsible for the music playing during helicarrier flights, master of the aux cord

Custom mixtapes based on destination (he takes it very serious)

Has playlists set up for each Overwatch Agent and carefully builds them up as he tries to figure out everyone's music taste

this started because Reinhardt asked him about David Hasselhoff

not everyone knows about their playlists yet, Lucio himself decides when the time is right to solemnly present it

#paints thoughts #overwatch #lucio correia dos santos #lucio overwatch #i love my little frog man he is so silly

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sadakorosee · 1 year

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Freaky Friday

All turtles x fem!reader (platonic, best friends/bro-sis relationship)

Summary: it’s friday and y/n had a great day

Song for this ↪ freaky friday by lil dicky ft chris brown

A/N: not a fan of chris brown but this song slaps even after 4 years. its so addicting.

it was a friday and it’s everyone’s favourite day of the week

because of your busy schedule working the 9-5 job, you dont go down the lair as much

you’re usually tired so you’d pass out after reaching home

so you compensate with the turtles you’ll sleepover every weekend as you dont see them everyday

on fridays it was a half day working day (hah we can dream) so when clock strikes 1pm, you rush home to pack your stuff

you know when your spotify is on shuffle there’s likely a song you may or may not like?

well today happens to be a jackpot

without reading who’s the singer you recognize chris brown’s voice

you cringe but the song slaps as it reaches the chorus

you dance your way to the lair with your 3 day 2 night bag

the turtles just chilling since its still daytime

leonardo and donnie at the lab for what i also dont know

raph lifting weights why not we switch that up and make him play his guitar at the other side of the lair

mikey on his flying skateboard

“i woke up in chris brown’s bodyyyy” you sang

caught mikey by surprise and he fell about 7 feet from his skateboard

raph didnt hear shit but he saw you walk in

still plays his guitar

don and leo turns to you

“i cant believe that its freaky friday!!!” that part you screamed

“hey hey hey just because we’re freaks doesn’t mean-”

“WHAT?”

leo removes your earphones

“sis, what song was that?” he looks amused by your energetic soul today. “whats gotten you so energetic, shorty?”

“its friday duh”

mikey took over your earphones and his eyes just- big as a basketball

“THIS SONG IS AWESOME”

raph stops strumming his guitar only to yell back, “STOP YELLING”

don, being the peaceful bro out of 3, shakes his head and goes back to his thing

he has no chill fr

#tmnt bayverse x reader #tmnt headcanons #tmnt x reader #tmnt leonardo #tmnt raphael #tmnt donatello #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt 2016 #tmnt out of the shadows

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astaroth1357 · 3 years

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Demigod MC Series: Poseidon

Fishy fishy fishy… I honestly could write 100 more things for Poseidon MC and Levi. I just love the dynamic between an insecure, otaku shut-in and a chill California surfer dead set on becoming his friend.

Demigod MC Series: Intro, Aphrodite, Hermes, Hades, Dionysus, Demeter, Athena, Hades Pt. 2, Poseidon

For anyone unaware, Poseidon is also the god of horses. I know it's a weird combo, but I didn't write the mythos.

Lucifer

…..

They came out of the portal….

On a horse….

They brought the mortal down to the Devildom…

On a goddamn horse….

There's a demigod on a live horse brandishing a weapon and doing laps around the Student Council Room…

Congratulations, he already wants to pull his hair out!!

Honestly, it would have been preferable to pluck them out of the sea. At least then they'd just need a towel! What the hell were they going to do with an entire horse!?

And his nightmare didn't stop there. Poseidon is a notoriously mercurial god, prone to bouts of anger and spitefulness for reasons far less grievous than kidnapping his children…

Their apology was swift and (seemingly) effective, though the tide waters around the Devildom did rise by several feet for some time…

As for the MC… uh… Well, they're an energetic one to say the least…

Lucifer hasn't met a more active individual since Mammon. They horseback ride, swim, surf, skateboard, and probably do ten other things - the point is, they Hardly. Keep. Still!

They're also annoyingly easygoing… He can't count the number of times they've told him to, "Just chill out," or, "Hang loose…" What does that even mean??

Between having to order a stable made for their horse and just trying to keep up with them, Lucifer already thinks this mortal has caused him more trouble than they're worth… At least they keep Mammon busy...

Mammon

Upon first meeting them atop their horse, Sunset, his first thought was of course:

"I wonder if I sell that...?"

After that, they nearly fed him to sharks for trying to take their beloved steed on same night. Safe to say, he never touched a hair on its head again…

These two had a rocky start, but their relationship mended fairly quickly. As it turns out, the MC is literally one of those "go with the flow" types. You can say it was water under the bridge soon enough.

Mammon actually thinks the MC is a hell of a lot of fun, even if they're super laid-back. Most of the time, they won’t take his drive for money (or fear of his bills) all that seriously and tell him that he’s worrying too much, but they’ll still lend a hand if its on their way.

He finds their ability to control water pretty cool as well. Levi has it to some extent, but the MC can make a whole-ass whirlpool or use water like a whip!

He once begged them to call up some rare fish for him to sell, but they got all pseudo-philosophical on him about how “trading life for material wealth” is “not cool, dude...”

He also made the mistake of challenging them to a splash fight only once…. They managed to drench the whole family with a single wave….

The only thing that bothers him is their weird insistence on being Levi's "Best Buddy…" Why would someone like them even bother with a shut in??

Is it the water? … Probably water. Levi, that lucky bastard…

Leviathan

Thinks they're a big normie, no scratch that, a HUGE normie! The biggest normie he's ever met!! They skateboard and horseback ride for Devil's sake!!

...But they’re also, undoubtedly, the best friend he could've ever asked for.

To be fair to Levi, their friendship was sort of forced upon him. The MC took one look at him, his aquatic-themed room, and his pet goldfish then declared their new friendship status at that moment.

Unfortunately for him, though, they're energetic, extroverted, and generally have little understanding of personal space… aka, an introvert's worst nightmare…

The next month could accurately be described as the MC doing everything in their power to make their stubborn "senpai" like them.

They would drag him out to the aquarium, beach, or pool; they befriended Henry so he could put in a good word for them; and they'd even bring him little gifts or trinkets they'd find on the ocean floor. Pretty shells and stuff like a cat bringing its master a dead mouse.

After he finally began to accept them as a persistent fixture in his life, he introduced them to gaming and anime and started accepting them little by little...

By the end of their stay, these two were practically inseparable. Not just because they like spending time together, but because they figured out they could have a telepathic link due to Levi being part sea serpent.

No matter how far they are, they can always have a chat! (That no one else can hear so people think they’re just crazy...)

Satan

Satan honestly isn't the MC's biggest fan, he generally finds them too loud and gregarious for his liking. But their horse…?

He never really thought that he'd be a horse man... Yet it didn’t really take long for Satan to adore Sunset, their beautiful golden-maned mare. Apparently she's not their only horse, but by far their favorite traveling companion.

Sunset is a wonderful horse - brave, strong, and well-trained. It only took a few weeks before he was regularly sneaking out to the stables to brush her fur or feed her apples...

After the MC taught him how to ride, that was it. All other forms of transportation were inferior to him now.

Satan would ride Sunset everywhere and he looked damn good doing it! It takes all that fairytale Prince Charming thing he has going on and puts it through the roof.

It's a good thing too, because when I say everywhere, I do mean everywhere. Lucifer had to put seals on the House doors to keep Satan from riding Sunset through the hallways...

Of course, he’ll always let the MC have Sunset back when they need her!... with a little complaining but nothing terrible.

The MC doesn't mind much because Sunset likes him and they know he takes good care of her, but the rest of the House is slightly unnerved at how quickly he went horse crazy… What if they brought a giant crab instead?? No one wants to deal with crab-Satan...

Asmodeus

Their body is just scrumptious. Oh, how he could look at their swimsuit-clad figure all day!! 😩

Between the swimming and the fighting, their form is toned to all hell and he can't get enough of it! Yes baby, yes!! Take those clothes off again!!! He'll help~! 😘

When he's not staring at them “totally respectfully,” then he's inviting them out to pool parties or begging them to take him riding...

There are parts of horseback riding he doesn’t like, the smell and the jostling specifically, but there is a kind of… romance to it, no?

He loves having the chance to snuggle up to the MC as they trot around the Devildom! It's so romantic, like they’re his knight in shining armor! (Or his demigod in a damp swimsuit, either works. 😏)

His Devilgram is just full of selfies of him and MC riding on the back of Sunset or sitting by the edge of the pool or them in the middle of a swim meet…

Yeah his Devilgram is now a one part him and one part MC-Appreciation account.

After the pact he'll eventually cool down some and stop staring at them like a sex-object, but even then he'll be at every swim meet. Don't you worry~

Beelzebub

He actually really likes them! It's great to finally have another athlete in the House. 😊

The MC joined the RAD swim team just as soon the coach was able to convince Diavolo that having the child of a water god wasn't completely cheating...

Since swim and fangol practice ends at about the same time, they walk home together a lot and complain about... sports things... (Forgive me, I don’t know sports. Uhm... Rival teams? Coaches? That one drill everyone hates? Stuff like that.)

Beel also can surf, skate, and snowboard so the two have a healthy competition going. They're about on equal footing so they tie often (except in surfing but Beel doesn't think that should count cause they’re probably cheating).

The only thing that he has to watch out for is Sunset… As in, he has to watch himself around Sunset because he absolutely could eat her on accident…

Look, he doesn't want to and he doesn't even like horse meat that much, but even he has to admit there are times he gets hungry enough to consider it…

Of course, he knows that if he ever did Satan would rip him limb from limb then the MC would drown the rest so he really, really tries to control himself… but still… She’s a very healthy horse...

At least he didn’t try to sell her like Mammon. The MC hung him over a shark tank for that stunt… He’d feel bad, but Mammon kind of had it coming.

Belphegor

The first time they met, the MC smelled like beach water and called him "dude-bro…" He didn't like his prospects.

For a while, he genuinely thought that they had a lump of sand where their brain was. They were just too chill!! Here he was saying that he's being held captive and they were like, "Well that sucks, man… I'll help ya, but I've got practice tomorrow. You can wait, right?"

It's not like he expected them to jump on top of it, but some urgency would have been nice…

When they eventually got around to helping him, he was actually looking forward to choking the life out of them for the extra wait. Unfortunately, they apparently had a horse…

Yeah, Belphie found out just a bit too late that the MC could summon their steed to them whenever they wanted and ended up with Sunset's hooves firmly bucking into his back for his trouble…

What followed was Belphegor running circles around the attic from the weapon-totting MC riding their terrifying murder horse until Lucifer finally intervened....

Thank the gods he wasn’t near any water….

As it would turn out later, as long as he's not being held captive in an attic Belphie kind of vibes with their laid-backness… They say they approach life "one wave at a time" or something.

He could care less about what that actually means, but what it translates to is "Stop stressing out and just keep chill" which he's all about.

Everybody should just chill out!... dude…. Nah, he'll let them stick to the “dude”-thing, it feels weird...

#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me demigods

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harveylikestoart · 3 years

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i just saw the pic of the bros destroying mk's island and i just- IM WHEEZING, poor mk! The bros are so mean! and mei going along with their terrorizing mk is just hilarious. But now that just makes me curious as to how they'd interact in person. would is be the same dynamic, or would it be the other way around? XD

The first time they meet in person is when Red Son needs a ride to the Metal boys’ place and MK gives him a takes him there on his scooter (as seen in the very first gamer au drawing.)

I should do a relationship chart for this au. Makes it easier to organise stuff!

Anyways Mei is pretty popular so she’s kinda like “HOW HAVE I NOT MET THESE FOOLS BEFORE HAHA” and she organised some group gaming sessions like they’d play jackbox or among us maybe. But Animal Crossing was one that they all decided to do after they found out it’s one of Red Son’s fave games.

MK thinks they’re kinda cool at first. But then he’s like “oh no they’re literally older brothers who will bully you for fun.”

When they hang out irl its mostly with Red Son being there because he’s obviously how the brothers know Mei and MK n vice versa. The first time they hang out without Red Son irl they go to a skate park and then a shopping mall or something. The dynamic is almost the same except since they’re not ruining MK’s island he is all up for shenanigans! Jin and MK definitely do the skateboard scene from Butterfly Soup, while Yin and Mei do like to have more chill conversations.

Just quickly remembered that Jin (since he’s the gold horned king in jttw) is the older brother, MK and Mei does not believe him because he’s a bit more childish than Yin.

As soon as the brothers find out where everyone lives they just come over uninvited sometimes or just give them dumb stuff. One day Mei was chillin out and Jin is at the door holding a stray cat saying “look what I found!” And she shuts the door in his face because it is 3 AM

Also Jin absolutely dug holes all over the island while MK wasn’t looking because thats what I did to MY friends.

#not art #anonymous #lmk gamer au #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #monkie kid silver horn demon #monkie kid gold horn demon #monkie kid yin #monkie kid jin #monkie kid mei #monkie kid mk #monkie kid red son

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cabinofimagines · 4 years

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In the end, cleaning wins.

Percy x gn!reader

Summary: Percy and Y/n are trying their best to be adults. Between work, school, being a demigod, and keeping up the apartment, something or someone was bound to snap.

A/N: Bro I’m always so bad at writing fight scenes since I’m such a peacekeeper lmao. I try to avoid conflict often so rip if this isn’t good.

-Day

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Being an adult is exhausting.

No seriously, it is. Percy hadn’t slept in over 26 hours at the fault of his new job at the aquarium. It held unusually odd hours, the only upside being a nice pay and working with sea creatures. He loved it, but the position and people he had to work with were obnoxious in many ways.

He stayed up all night trying to cram for a chem exam coming up, but he would’ve slept an hour at least if he’d known the bullshit coming his way. He left home yesterday morning for his bio lecture where he zoned out for 2 out of the 3 hours. Unfortunately, homework was assigned based on the day’s lecture. Amazing. Then, he was called into work directly after because the opening manager flaked out. Also amazing.

The school was across town from the aquarium so he figured he could catch some sleep on the subway, but before he even boarded, a group of dracaena ambushed him. He took off running, hoping that maybe he could lose them instead of having to fight. If he fought in this sluggish state then he’d probably screw up and shish kebab himself.

He could probably just run to the aquarium from here, take a few back alleys and shake off the slithering psychos. He turned to check if they were still following and to his surprise, they were right on his heels. Pretty fast for creatures with no legs. Or would having the ability to just… glide be faster? Like being on skateboard?

Now really wasn’t the time to be thinking of dracaena with skateboard bodies.

He turned sharply and took the fire escape three steps at a time. He wasn’t sure where this was going, but he was fairly certain that in the prospect of jumping buildings, the person with legs had the upper hand. He could hear the dracaena hissing out things like “get back here, sssson of the sssssea god” or “come here, child”. How the Hades are they still behind him?

He saw the edge of the building approaching and realized that maybe it was a little too far of a jump. But he was already flying over the gap and praying that his ankles don’t snap like twigs when he lands.

Luckily, he made it. He hit the ledge with his chest, his arms pulling him up. He scrambled to his feet, ready to turn and fight if that jump didn’t shake them. Turns out that it did work, because he’d the pleasure of seeing the failed attempt of the hissing heathers falling one by one into the gap between the buildings. He heard them yelp out curses on the way down, but wasn’t sure if they combusted into dust or not.

He decided to roof hop for most of the way to work, one because it was a little faster this way and because he had less of a chance to run into bored monsters. Man, he was glad that he didn’t have a manager to answer to this time, they’d probably just be glad he showed up.

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Percy prided himself on being a pretty chill person both at work and on the regular. However, there wasn’t a day that passed where he wondered if he should just hop in one of the tanks and pretend to be a fish. The sea otters seem pretty stress-free.

He was exhausted and running on energy drinks he’d bought from the gas station a little ways from work. What was supposed to be a 6-hour shift on his one day off turned into him working from 11:30 am to midnight after the evening manager decided to leave early. Percy was never one to complain when others went home before him, in fact, he usually chooses to go last unless he has homework due at 11:59. But when Cooper decided Percy could handle closing the aquarium by himself, he lost it.

He took the last bus home, thankfully, his trip home was quieter than his trip to work. He sat in the back, head tilted toward the window as he tried to calm the headache that tortured him. He was pretty sure that Y/n would be asleep by now, they had an early morning and he didn’t expect them to wait up for him… but tonight, he really hoped they did.

The promise that Y/n would be there, asleep or not, was comforting enough to him. He wanted nothing more than wordless cuddles and a deep sleep right now.

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Walking through the building door he noticed the hall light was off– correction, it was blown. No biggie, Percy had found his way in the dark multiple times, but the stairs seemed to be a different story. He tried so hard to be quiet on the way upstairs, but he managed to trip over the ledge. He swore quietly, fumbling for the railing and hoping his neighbor was dead asleep.

Ronnie often threw fits over the amount of noise the couple made, even if it wasn’t much of a ruckus, Ronnie always claimed that his keen ears could hear everything. He still hadn’t forgiven Percy for the quip he made about maybe turning his hearing aids down, but he will. Hopefully.

Somehow he made it to the apartment door in one piece fumbling for his keys and unlocking the door. He took note of the darkened place and figured that maybe Y/n really did go to bed. It’s alright, Percy was ready to crash and catch a few hours of sleep.

But the lamp was on in their bedroom and the door was cracked open still, so… are you up?

Percy kicked off his shoes and dropped his book bag by the door, trudging over to the bedroom and nudging the door open. Sitting upright in the bed sat Y/n reading a book he’d bought for your birthday. Percy smiled, you looked so cute bundled up in his old uni t-shirt.

Your eyes shifted to him, crinkling with happiness, “You’re back?” You didn’t move though, clearly comfortable under the heavy duvet.

He nodded with a small smile, moving over to your side of the bed and placing a quick kiss on your forehead, “I’m gonna take a shower and grab something to eat, you go ahead and get some rest.”

After he turned to leave you heaved a sigh, not sure how to bring this up when he’s as tired as he is. Maybe this could wait until tomorrow? Then he’d be less tired and maybe… no, you already put this off long enough. He’ll be tired regardless of when it’s brought up, might as well get it over with.

So you sat there, not really even reading the words on the page anymore, your thoughts wandering from the universe the author had written about. It really shouldn’t have been this nerve-wracking. It’s a basic thing that needs to be done in every house and you were getting tired of doing it every single time.

Cabinets shutting brought your attention back to the present. Reluctantly, you pushed the duvet back and shuffled towards the kitchen, Percy eating a PB&J sandwich coming into view. He looked like a little kid, leaning against the counter in his black sweatpants and a graphic tee, munching on a small sandwich he made. You grinned and leaned beside him, ignoring the confused glances he gave.

“You miss me that much?” He joked, mouth full of food.

You snorted and looked down, something you tended to do when you got nervous. He seemed in a good mood despite whatever may had happened today, so it’s now or never.

“I actually wanted to talk to you about something,” you mumbled, “And I know you’re tired but I feel like this is only going to get worse if we don’t talk about it now.”

Percy blinked and continued to eat, his silence a cue to continue. He didn’t really want to talk about anything right now, he just wanted to eat his sandwich and go to bed. But it seemed important so he figured he’d survive a little longer.

You studied your sock-clad feet closely, “I know we’re both really busy and it’s hard to find time for certain things like time with each other, time to study, or cleaning. But it’s something we have to find time for, y’know?”

Percy hummed, “I can ask off on Saturday if you want? We can spend the day together, we haven’t had a whole day in a while.”

You gave a small smile because while that is a concern, that’s not what you were talking about. You won’t say no though. You stole a glance at him, “I have missed being with you, I guess.”

“You guess?” Percy said a little louder, poking your stomach teasingly, “What’s that supposed to mean?”

You chuckled, swatting his hand away, “Be quiet! Ronnie will be at our door in a second, you know that.” Just do it, he’s in a good mood! “I was actually talking about the cleaning…”

At that, Percy took a look around. The dishes weren’t overflowing and the laundry wasn’t piling up, it didn’t look like something needed to be addressed. He finished the last of his sandwich, “Okay? What needs to be done?”

“Well between the two of us there is hardly any time to do anything else right? Well, it feels like I’m the only one taking care of the place-”

“But I do take care of the place,” He interrupted, “I pay the bills and I pick up after myself so-”

“But you don’t.” You spoke exasperated, “You don’t always pick up after yourself. Look, you left the bread and the PB&J out!” A fight isn’t what you wanted so you tried to approach it a different way. You took a deep breath, “...I understand you’re busy, I am too. I just want you to make a conscious effort to put things away where they belong.”

He scoffed, a disbelieving smile on his face, “I’m not a kid anymore, Y/n. I know how to clean up after myself, my mom made sure of that.”

“Then why don’t you? You used to be really good about helping me out–”

“I’m exhausted Y/n, what do you want me to do?!”

“Fucking help me, that’s what!”

It went quiet, staring the other down and wondering who would back down first. It was silly honestly, but you were tired of picking up the slack. The work in the apartment used to be equal but lately its looking a lot like you do 88% and Percy does 12%.

You relented, huffing and shaking your head, “Okay then.” You turned on your heel, going over to the front door and putting your shoes on along with a jacket. You needed to calm down, a little fresh air to maybe come up with a different way of approaching this.

The convenience store across the road might still be open. You could grab one of those bottled iced coffees for tomorrow morning, maybe a small snack too. Hopefully the small errand would be long enough for you to think of another approach. Maybe one where Percy was less of an ass, or less tired, whichever one really.

Percy followed you around to the door, his crossed arms dropping to his sides when he noticed what you were doing. He furrowed his brows, “Where are you going? It’s past midnight.”

“I’m well aware of the time, Perseus.” You hissed, “I’m going out to grab a few things.”

He shook his head, his black hair still wet from the shower, “You can wait until morning for that, come on!” he spoke lowly as he approached you, “let’s just get some rest...”

You pulled from his reach and twisted the door knob open, walking out without another word. You closed it behind you and padded over to the stairs, hopping down the unlit steps like you normally did.

Unluckily, your foot narrowly missed the next step and without the light to see where you could potentially catch yourself, you fell. Yep, you hit every step on the way down. If Ronnie hadn’t heard the argument you just had, he had to have heard your swears as your body fumbled down to the 1st floor.

Percy flung the door open, the light from your apartment lighting up the dark stairwell. His footsteps thundered down the stairs and there he sat in front of you, words flying out of his mouth so fast that you didn’t even know what he was saying. The fall caught you so off guard that you weren’t sure what was happening right now.

Ronnie threw his door open, profanities slipping out his mouth at the noise, “And this is why I never rent to young couples!” He shouted, but the threat of his words were tame without his dentures to help him spit it out. He turned his head to the bottom of the stairs where Percy leaned over your confused figure, fumbling over his words and oblivious to Ronnie.

“Well shit...” Ronnie muttered, backing back into his apartment quietly.

You snapped out of your daze, noticing how much your ankle actually hurt. Okay you’ve definitely dealt with worse, but the pain was still annoying. You started to push yourself off the steps and into a standing position, using the railing to steady yourself on your good foot.

Percy’s hands slid up your body, settling on your waist and attempting to help you back up the stairs. He kept his mouth shut on the way into the apartment, knowing that you’re probably even more irritated now.

Once you were sat comfortably on the couch, he rushed off to grab a bag of frozen peas to put on your ankle to stop the swelling. You did appreciate the thought, but you were not dealing with this any longer than you had to.

“Percy, there’s some ambrosia in my dresser, bottom drawer on the left.”

He blinked and wandered off to the bedroom, shuffling through your stuff before muttering, “It’s not even in here.” He spent a couple of more minutes looking around for the Ziploc bag you had, but clearly wasn’t really looking.

You hauled yourself off the couch, chuckling and shaking your head at his antics. Hobbling into the room you saw that he was looking in the night stand, not the dresser like you told him to. No wonder he couldn’t find it.

“Kelp head, I said the dresser not the night stand.” You laughed, limping over to the dresser and lcoating the bits of ambrosia. Percy was by your side in an instant, leading you back towards the bed and helping you situate yourself there comfortably. You said nothing as you opened the bag and nibbled on one of the pieces, a warm feeling washing over you.

You could feel the pain in your ankle easing off slowly and hopefully it would only be a little sore by morning. Percy took the bag from your hands and set it aside wordlessly, he muttered something about closing the front door before leaving the room.

You could tell he felt awkward about what just happened and he probably felt a little guilty about the argument you just had, even if it wasn’t all that serious. The two of you have had worse fights about worse things, but this is the first time in a while. It was bound to happen.

He came back in right as you shifted under the blankets, turning the light off and slipping underneath with you. He didn’t snuggle up to you right away, waiting to see if you were still pissed at him, but you didn’t make a move to kick him out the bed.

“I’m sorry for being such a dick, Y/n.” He whispered, “I didn’t know how much it bothered you and I’ll try to clean more often. I swear.”

Nothing was said, for a moment, Percy thought you’d fallen asleep, but you turned slowly to face him, eyes scanning his face in the dim light from the window. You brought a hand up to his face and traced his jawline gently, “That’s all I wanted you to do, stupid.”

He huffed and inched closer to nuzzle your nose with his, “And all it took was a sprained ankle for me to figure that out.”

You laughed and knocked your forehead against his, “It’s my fault for being so deadset on grabbing coffee for tomorrow morning. I should’ve just gone to bed.”

“Do you want coffee now? I can go grab it–”

“No, I’m not getting up tomorrow. Go to sleep, fish brain.”

#GOD I DO THIS TOO MUCH #I TAKE A SHORT FIC AND MAKE IT LONG #this is unnecessary #i cause myself pain of finding a plot #percy jackson #percy x reader #percy jackson imagines #Leo Valdez #frank zhang #nico di angelo x reader #leo valdez x reader #x reader #pjo #hoo #hoo x reader #pjo x reader

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cutesmokes · 2 years

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So I just finished watching SK8 infinity and just-

AH. I was taking notes most of the time because that helps me pin point on how strongly I felt about stuff lol ahh anyone who wants to chat I'm fully open cuz wow-

SPOILERS-

THE WAY LANGA'S FACE LIT UP WHEN HE NAILED THE OLLIE- 💞💞💞

the fox is so cute ksishdbsnjs

Adam is so hard-core gay. Jerk wad but EHHHSHJSHSHSHS I love/hate him

CHERRY AND JOE ARE SUCH A OLD MARRIED COUPLE PLEASE-

"YOU DOPPY GORILLA"

"Your boy here is next up against adam" lol shadow low-key is shipping them [I can't blame him]

The bad daydream Reki had and how he screamed out for him-

The freaking laughter- PLEASE they all have such cute laughs- help

"hello~"

"You're too close-.."

JUST KISS ALREADY ANJSJDHJDS

langa and Keri CARE about each other so much please- jshshdhsb I'm gonna cry really hard.

THE RED CARPET- ADAM IS SO EXTRA KSJSHGE

bro- when Adam gave langa the roses I legit smelled them wat-

LANGA YOU PHYCOOOOOOOOO- he's so bad- mmmmmm

HE FLEW OVER HIMMMSHDVDHBSBD HOLY GSJSIHS

THE RAPID TAP DANCING PLEJAHS

The ending is killing me the music is just- 💋 😘 makes me happy

O h n o t h e b e a c h e p I s o d e

Carla and cherry' relationship- 💖

THE WAY THEY DICHED SHADOW SJDBDNJS

LANGA IS SO EXITED TO SEE A BEACH JSJSHSGHSJS PLEASEEEE IM CRYING

"Don't worry Bae I'll protect you"

WHEN JOE FORGET CHERRY WAS A MAN

langa had to make the sign of the cross before going to the bathroom-

THIS IS COOL AS FRICK

NSJSJDJDJUD I HAVE NO WORDSSSSS

best episode so far

ARE YOU JUDGING ITS SKILLS?!?!?!

NO MORE SHIP FULE SKSIDHHDJD

PLAKEJS

AWH langas mama is so sweet Frick

" out-of-the-way cinnamon stick boy"

"I will not be insulted by a feckless ape!"

Langa. Is now. My son. Oh no-

Awh- reki…he's a outcast- 😢

S h a d o w is strong but soffftt.. djdghdjs

So is Adam's secretary- he's such a simp for adam and jsut- he's so sofftbsjshhs helppp

I almost never cry at anything but dang- reki is breaking my heart.

OH DANG- MY DUDE LEGIT SAID NO TO DEATH-

ahhhhhdjsjgdhdhd HES SO IN LOVE REKIII

how much you wanna bet his heart was beating because of red boi-

DANG- ADAM'S SECRETARY WENT AGAINST ORDERS XHDHHDHD good for him.

AJSJHSHAHAHAHHAHA LANGA LEGIT JUST- CAME OUT TO HIM MOOOMSJJSHSHEHAHAHHAHAHAHSGHSJA

"what girl?" LOLOKANAMJALMAOSJSHGAAAAA

I WAS RIGHT SJSJHSGSGS HIS WHOLE REASON IS BECAUSE OF REKI PLEASE MY HEART

ADAM LEGIT SMACKED THE PONYTAIL OUTTA CHERRY WITH HIS BOARD DANGBSJSJSHGD

AWH THE WAY JOE JUST PICKED CHERRY UP-

SHADOW GOT BASHED FOR HIS GIRL AND REKI IS A WRECK- he's so depressed but everyone is encouraging him and i-

AHHHHH THEYRE TALKING AGAIIINNNN HEHEHDGGR

MIDNIGHT SKATEBOARDING

" it's who I skate with that defines my feelings"

LANGA FLUSTERED REKI MMMMMMMMMM

STOP SPEAKING AND KISS GOSH DANG

"I want to skate infinitely with you"

PLEASE THEY ALMOST MADE A HEART WITH THEIR HANDSSSS

THE BOIS WERE TRYING TO TEACH SKETCHY [I think that's how you spell the fox's name] TO BOARD AND THEY JUST- KICKED THEM IN THEIR FACE JSHDBDBDHDHSJJS

The way they look at each other please

REKI GOT WRECKED INTO THE GRASS KSJDGDHJD

LANGAAAA SAVE YOUR BOI

REKI IS BACK YESSSSS

" I can't tell if you're trying to kill me or proposing marriage" IM ROLLING HAHAHAHHWHSBSJHS ADAM NO.

PLEASE- THE WAY PEOPLE STARTED LAUGHING AT ADAM. I feel bad but lol his rage is hilarious

He's like a gay Karen

AWH MIA SECRETLY CRYING IN THE CORNER BECAUSE OF THAT "SLIME", REKIIII. They have such a brother bond- my heart is melting

Langa is so soft- he's genuinely kinda concerned about Adam because he's been alone for so long

HES ALWAYS COMPLIMENTING REKI PLEASE

WERE AT THE FINAL BRAWL LETS GOOOOOOOO

ADAM LOWKEY DRESSED LIKE THE GRIM REAPER LAOAKSJJAKAJAHA

MAN they teleported into their own realm holy wow-

LANGA NOO DONT FORGET YOUR BOY NEEDS YOU

YOUR WORLD IS EMPTY WITHOUT HIM YOU KNOW THAT

NO HE SAW HIS DAAAAD WAAAAAAAAA

LANGA CAME BACK FOR ADAM PLEASE

HES SO BAD BUT SO PRECIOUS MMMMMMM

Cherry gotta chill- lol

LANGA WON AND JUMPED AT KERI DHJSUSGD

THAT WAS ALMOST A KISS YOU TURD BUTT

OH NO SHADOWS CRUH HAD MAN NOOO

BRO ADAM LOVES TADASHI NZJSHSBSJISB PLEASE

GOD THE ENDING

THAT'S JUST

NAJSYSGVDHHSBS AHHHHHHHHHGDHSJEHSHSJHSHSin short that was beautiful. Will watch again I gotta watch horror or something my heart is exploding

#sk8 the infinity #anime #sobbing #this was adorable

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overdramaticly-dying · 4 years

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Mrs. Cuddles

Alright, it’s time for Mrs. Cuddles, requested by @tenchikotheauthor!!

This episode is pretty great!! It’s another Raph episode, and it's nice to see our red boi get some solo attention- although all the other characters are still strong when their moments come, and I absolutely love the sorta chill vibes this episode gives off... like this gives off Saturday afternoon vibes, y’know? Anywaysss, let’s start-

-They all get together to support their big sis and her new job, its so sweet

-Leo’s their face-man, so obviously they use him for pranks

-April’s lil laugh asdfghjkjhgfd I love her sm

-THEIR FACES IN THIS SHOT ARE PRIME SIBLING CULTURE???? THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW SHITS ABT TO GO DOWN

-idk abt ya’ll, and I know Raph’s reaction is seen as a joke but like... is there a reason why he’s so scared of her??? Like it’s seen as a joke cuz the others see it as a joke... but I’m skeptical...

-Raph’s desperation to assure April that her acting is good

-”Raph’s fear flops make me laugh every time” uhhhhhh Splinter????

-”Haha, I’m enjoying this” valid sibling response tbh

-Somebody already mentioned this, but Donnie’s genuine laugh??? it's amazing

-”anD foR tHe reCorD thEsE arE tEarS oF LauGhTer”

-Raph admitting that he’s scared so early on instead of leaving it as that cliche ‘final battle’ moment that he needed to stop being in denial??? amazing. This show consistently turns cliche’s on its head and it's amazing

-”ok demon- reVEAL YOURSELF”

-”I will never marry any of them off”

-Mikey and Leo playing air hockey while April watches... I love how casual they are, and not just watching tv, but doing normal stuff like this?? it's great

-Raph getting their attention by just... yeeting himself on the air hockey table

-”If you’re gonna go, take a bat, or the turtle tank- HEY, AND DON’T SCREEEEAM”

-Donnie loves his bros, but I really like that they show him having alone time and working on projects that he wants to work on, instead of always just upgrading tech or finding solutions.

-He likes sculpting?? that’s pretty cool

-”Oh dear me, gasp, it is Mrs. Cuddles. Nice try Raph, come on out”

-the line delivery is seriously on point

-also lets talk about how both April and Donnie assumed it was Raph. I know I say this a lot but, Sibling Culture

-Donnie’s genuine scream because he was beinG FREAKIN CHASED WITH A CHAIN SAW???

-”AGAHH DONNIE! phew, it’s just Donnie’s head”

-his bros know he has a bust of himself, and they don’t judge him (at least to the point where Donnie needs to hide it). Healthy.

-”Thanks Donnie’s head!” *yeets it aside*

-Leo getting frustrated with losing

-Mikey taking a shot while Leo’s distracted

-Sorry I just really love the subtleness of the whole air hockey thing

-”Woah. we really broke this poor guy... Wanna skateboard?”

-”I’ll guard the door while you grab the weapons” “Great idea!” *clears barricade and leaves*

-Mikey clinging to Leo

-”So when she kept growing, that wasn’t a clue to stop screaming?”

-”Why can’t we just scream for help now?... oh, right. we scream she grows, not smart, got it”

-They look so tired

-”I’m starting to think this prank was a bad idea”

-HE SAYS THAT SO CASUALLY.

-”Whoa- you’re huge! I uh, see you met Mikey”

-Splinter heard something going on and came to check on Raph

-Ok but sidebar: this is kinda the first episode where we see Splinter fight or show how protective he is of his kids... I like that its apart of his character, and wasn’t brought up in an episode based around him, or some big showstopper moment- he just protects his kids, that’s what he does

-lastly- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BACKGROUNDS IN THIS EPISODE??? Like it stays in the lair, but it's absolutely beautiful???? I was gonna gather up all the shots, but there were way too many... there’s so many different perspectives and just the designs of it all??? It’s really beautiful, and you can tell how much thought, effort, and talent went into designing it- its seriously amazing

tl;dr This episode is really fun, and has some great visuals, along with character building, and fun sibling interactions!

(though seriously- what is Mrs. Cuddles??? a mystic creature?? is she from another dimension??? is she an alien??? she doesn’t seem like a robot, but maybe???)

#if anyone has any episodes they want then just send an ask and I'll add it to my list!!#its fun to talk abt the teetlez with everyone #mrs. cuddles #risingepisodetalks #rottmnt #Rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2018 #long post

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bluesakurablossom · 4 years

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The turtles boys using social medi. Bonus if you add their s/o into the mix please

Well for one thing, their social accounts would be private to where only people that they trust the most would have access to it, but their accounts would be quite interesting and fit their personalities! Let’s view shall we! Hope you like it! <3 :)

Leo

· Loves posting different Japanese artifacts

· Katanas, landscapes, art work, scrolls, and symbols

· Will do the city of New York and Tokyo in different background shading to add effect

· Definitely count on seeing Blue Aesthetic on his account

· Once in awhile do a funny post say of Mikey being chased by Raph of you and him doing a snapchat filter

· He will even post some of his poetry he has been writing as well as art work

· Oh definitely count on him showing off his bonsai trees he has in his room, they looked so precise with his tending

· Loves taking photos of you of you doing some of the most basic things to doing something amazing, has a very good caption for each one he does

· Count on a few of the posts of you together just being all cute and cuddling together

· It can be anywhere from the bedroom, the rooftops at night, the dojo sparring, and walking hand in hand in the tunnels

· Loves the latest one he took, his favorite of you

· You were resting against the back of his propped legs reading to him one of your poetry books and you didn’t even noticed he had snapped the pic of you looking so intrigued with the writing

· Caption….”What did I ever do to deserve someone such as you? Forever grateful you came into my life…love you my beautiful tenshi <3”

· Will always leave comments on his brother’s accounts, some are pretty funny while others be like him responding “what the hell did you do?”

· Doesn’t check every day on social media, but will check when he has the time during a break in his routine

· His account is pretty special, definitely give him a follow or like

Raph

· Posts stuff on anything that it comes to work outs

· Can be weight sets, dumbbells, or any of his role models who are fit crazy like he is

· Will definitely post about motorcycles, any high speed or tough looking models

· Even posts on some amazing art graffiti he spots while out on the surface that might catch his eye

· For private posts for you, he will do cute little animals that he finds so adorable, cause he is such an animal lover!

· Definitely does selfies of his bugling muscles to show off how big he has gotten in the arms and legs and chest, not afraid of smirking and showing off the guns

· Some of the posts are him sweaty just out of a workout

· Will post victories on catching Mikey in the act of a prank and the aftermath of him getting revenge, it’s a good before and after post

· Will definitely take pics of you when you are not looking, will do it mostly on your backside

· He is not afraid to show you off on social media

· There are quite a few posts with snapchat filters, the funniest was the dog filter

· Once and awhile he will do one of where you two are very cuddly, doesn’t need all the teasing

· Small captions, but have a great meaning behind each one

· His most favorite was you and him on his motorcycle going down the street on a night on the town with your arms around his neck

· Caption, “Babes, bikes, and high speed….sure is the life for me”

· Does check the media when after a long day of patrol or training at night when he could just unwind

· Pretty awesome account, give him a like or follow!

Donnie

· Will definitely post on his inventions that he has created or currently working on

· Post his favorite snacks, mostly on coffee and pop tarts with his favorite mug and different flavors

· Does a few selfies on himself where he could be covered with grease after a long day of working, not bad looking if you think so?

· Will do a few posts on his favorite science places he sneaks into, especially on space and technology

· Loves taking photos of you, some of them are you think are embarrassing but he thinks you are downright adorable

· Whether it be you sleeping or even eating something that makes a mess, he thinks its adorable in everything that you do

· Will take pics of you both together all warm and cozy in his hoodies and add in some stickers to make it more festive

· Always makes sure that the angle and lighting is right for precise perfection, it’s the one thing that he wants to be precise about almost acting like Leo

· Very photogenic when it comes to his posts

· Checks on social media when chilling out with you or listening to music on his headphones at the monitors, it’s a way of taking it easy and catching up on life

· Tries to be funny on comments but most of the time it ends up being corny, but that’s Donnie

· Leaves very sweet and adorkable captions about you when he posts pics of you

· Favorite post of all time was you both wearing matching big bang theory hoodies out getting tiramisu on the rooftops having the time of your lives

· Caption, “1+1= 2 nerds in love!”

· You might find his account pretty interesting, give him a shoutout or like

Mikey

· Pretty much the king of social media here!

· His account is pretty huge! Compared to his brothers already got over a hundred posts in a week!

· He pretty much posts anything!

· Posts on pizza he makes in the kitchen, a graffiti piece he had done on the wall, the newest design on skateboards, him trying out new tricks on his board, and of course nunchucks!

· But his favorite thing to post would be you and him!

· Count on every post you two take with snapchat filters, some having a few captions in the middle!

· Definitely a selfie taker or should he say “Shelfie!” Such a show off!

· Loves for the laugh of it to take photos of the bros and add silly stickers or edits to the pics and posts them with funny captions, often leading them to give him a yell from across the room

· But quite surprisingly some actually do get approval or praise once in awhile that is

· He takes pics of you wherever you two head off to whether that be the beach, skatepark, on the roof, or even in bed he never misses an opportunity

· He has so many favorites, but the most favorite that was special to him was the one he took of you guys last night

· You had baked him a pizza in the shape of a heart, and were eating a piece from the heart in your hand with a sweet smile

· Caption, “I can’t decide what I love more, the pizza or my angel cakes who made it……..mmmmmmm Angel Cakes you take the win! Yay!”

· Constantly on his phone checking for the next new thing, almost impossible to drag him away from it, any new ding he is the first one to see

· Check out his blog pretty awesome stuff! Send a message and hit the follow button!

#tmnt 2016 #tmnt headcanons #tmnt leonardo #tmnt donatello #tmnt raphael #tmnt michelangelo

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tfw-no-tennis · 4 years

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hxh movie....2!

ruth and i watched the second hxh movie and that certainly was a movie

the title is already cracking me up lmao ‘the last mission’ THATS SO DRAMATIC.

the first like 3 scenes feel totally disconnected like theyre from different movies vnjskdfnsdkflk

‘many decades ago’ vbhjdsfbajsdf that phrasing is hilarious somehow

damn young netero just killed jeb bush

ah look its our movie villains, starting their villain stuff

so i guess this is set around where we are in the series now - like, somewhere in this beginning part of the chimera ant arc where gon and killua are hanging w/kite. which is kinda funny bc they dont explain AT ALL how and why gon and killua are in this city suddenly hvbajdsfjskdjan

killua skateboarding makes me smile :’) love it

IS THAT ZUSHI??????? AHHHHHHH MY BOY!!!!!!!!!! BABY BOY!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT HIMMMM HES A LIL BUFF 7 YR OLD NOW OUGHHHH HES GROWN SO MUCH...POWERFUL BABY....IM SO PROUD

omg wing and bisky are here too!!! nen fam

im so proud of zushi being a floor master omg....i love how the side characters progress and grow offscreen, separate of the protags, kinda like seeing pokkle again (rip tho, i think)

LEORIOOOOO MY MAN!!!!!!! he really showed up for like 3 seconds then gets KOd and dumped in a sewer....STOP DOING MY MAN SO DIRTY GIVE HIM SCREENTIME..

ohhh so we’re doing anime die hard. kinda like the first macadamia movie

that lady rlly just stabbed herself huh.

these antags look like theyre from naruto. main antag dude looks like about 7 different anime guys fused

oh man netero got dunked on immediately Ls. gotta take him out so the protags can do the fighting

gon and killua are so good. and also in love. epic 12 yr old romance

KURAPIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lookin sharp in a suit. also just looking depressed as hell in general. KURAPIKA ARE YOU...GOOD....ARE YOU STAYING HYDRATED??? TAKING UR VITAMINS?? I DONT THINK YOU ARE.

also i still cant believe kp is working for neon still...it rlly feels like they just gave up on life and just figured that staying there was fine or w/e

now the 3 protags are goin full die hard thru the tower...WHERE is leorio i cant believe they rlly threw my mans in a sewer like that smh

these guys r rlly called ‘the shadow’ thats so edgy

also i watched this like a few hours ago but im a dumb bitch so im reading thru the wiki article for the movie to remind me what happened, and apparently The Shadow(tm) was the black ops division of the hunter association, and they were later rekkt once they started w/the On...i so didnt get that while actually watching the movie vhdakjfhbskdfn thanks hunterpedia for explaining that one to me

wooowww so the HA rlly just committed massive, morally reprehensible war crimes and then just sealed it all in a book or st and moved on. yikes id be mad too, generic anime dude villain

so these three rlly just resurrected a dude by going into the desert and saying ‘hey we r emo can you give us some power and maybe anime jeb bush’ and that Worked

now kurapika is fighting the dude in the control room and gon&killua are fighting Big Dude WHO BEAT UP ZUSHI!!!!!!!!! get his ass boys

LEORIOOOOOO MMY MAN IS BACK FROM HIS SEWER ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!! ILY SIRRRRR

and then he immediately gets yoinked by hisoka, who is for some reason in this movie. i feel like they were like oh yeah hisoka is like, the 5th main character/antagonistic force of the story so i guess he should be here. its hilarious tho bc he spends 90% of his already limited screentime in this movie just playing w/his playing cards and smirking. bastard man you just gooo awayyyyy

seeing beans again omggggg green dude u r great

also who the FUCK is that smarmy looking blonde at the HA HQ...i hate him already based on 1) his atrocious pattern-clashing fashion sense, and 2) his smarmy aura. he looks like hes never thought a thought in his life. ruth says he might be buddies w/ging which makes me hate him even more

gon and killua....r dating. ty

when gon and the bad guy start fighting in the elevator shaft and killua just kinda watches hvbajddfhbsjf hes like ‘oh the narrative demands that gon fights solo for a bit so i guess ill stay here’ lmao

but then he saves gon with his physics-heavy electromagnet elevator clamp plan....smart baby

then after they defeat the guy they just start chatting lol i love them

ohhh shit the guy exploded, thats fucked up

poor gon :( more trauma for the poor kid

meanwhile kurapika fights an evil clone of themself. wow

tbh kurapika could totally one-up these guys by being like ‘well ok at least you have each other, im the VERY LAST kurta’

its strange to see kurapika fighting w/the sticks instead of the chains tbh

WHO THREW THAT KNIFE AT THE GUY IT HAS TO BE LEORIO HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LEORIO AND KURAPIKA REUNION HHHHH THEYYYYY

they are married tyvm

kurapika is soooo not doin well like...please get some rest

kurapika referring to their ‘new friends’ hmmmm thats probably an actual canon reference since this doesnt get brought up again in the movie. probs referring to w/e kp is doing in canon at this point

LEORIO USING NEN LMAOOO hes like pshhhh that was easy but internally hes like owww....sir ily sm

damn kurapika rlly stabbed that guy w/a stick huh. rip dude

ohhh shit its those drug capsule things

KURAPIKA RLLY TOOK A BULLET FOR LEORIO HUH. I HATE IT HEREEEEEE

leorio best dude

wow so kp has to make an On covenant OR DIE...yeah i think theyll choose the die option

squad reunion :’) even tho kp is like, dying

gon is such a good boy :( ily baby

leorio and kurapika are str8 up married ty

final battle timeee

love how at this point in the story gon only has one attack so he has no choice but to keep doing that same attack (well, the 3 variations) over and over til st happens lmao

lmao gon and kurapika are rlly on the opposite ends of the ‘On’ scale here w/kp willing to die rather than accept using On, and gon seeking out On for POWER and also VENGEANCE

the themes of gon’s righteous anger on behalf of others continues...

the boys are rlly getting tossed around a lot this movie geez

hh boy gon is now...PURPLE-BLUE

oooh killua convincing the lady to chill out was cool - tho ngl i didnt realize she was still alive

now netero can go ham. i wonder if he’ll finish the fight or if gon will

uh oh gon is Extra Feral now

gon: IM EVIL NOW

killua: NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH

oughhh they love each other so much bro. fuck this

gon banging his head on the ground and then killua jumping in between him and the ground....true love bro

gon snapped out of it WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!!!!!!!!!! im emo and gay. thanks

love how even when netero was younger he was still like, an old guy lmao

and then the next day theyre all just back in heavans arena hbvhdahdfbjsakf who cares that the building just got hijacked? whatevs

kurapika smiling a little and melody then smiling knowingly....melody is like Bitch I Know Youre In Love

still kurapika seems like. not Right. pls get some therepy

im glad zushi got to fight that guy like he was supposed to....and w/the nen fam cheering him on :’)

THOUGHTS

its wild how they didnt really delve into the whole ‘war crimes’ thing w/the hunter association lmao. idk if this movie is canon so that might be why....they just brushed over the fact that the HA was like, running concentration camps and murdering entire groups of people. wild

this movie was fun!! it felt more like hxh than the last movie, which v much felt like a generic anime movie. this one felt more in character. it did fall into typical anime movie tropes sometimes but the characters felt more like themselves here, espec w/the point of the story this seems to be set at

like gons anger and all that - while it obvs comes from a place of love and kindness, he can get carried away sometimes...i feel like we’re gonna rlly delve into the negative impact of this in the CA arc and i am both so ready and not ready at all

this movie was hella gay which i appreciate. love the gays

all in all this was fun!! i wish there were more hxh movies lmao i love anime movies. well at least theres the musical LMAOOO im gonna watch that soon

#the watching continues #i havent posted a lot of my other recaps bc theyre p incomplete lmao #im workin on it tho #not that anybody cares lmao. thats ok tho im posting these for my own reference #hxh #lj watches hxh

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kaffeinic · 5 years

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Dropping | Bang Chan

Dear talented people of tumblr, what about soft-skater-bf!Chan?

- @ethereal-chanracha

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Pairing: Reader x Skater!Bang Chan

Genre: Neutral // Fluff // Romance

Warnings: Fem!Reader

Preamble: Christopher Bang, better known as Chan by his friends, was the walking definition of a skater boy. With a charming smile, adventurous personality, and unapologetically flirty attitude, you were determined to keep your distance from him.

You’re really not the type of person who actively wants to go to the beach. It’s always been more of a family thing or something your friends have dragged you into. Today was no different.

“Sorry, guys!” Sarah said. “They said they’ll be here soon!” Sarah was your close friend of four years. She had invited you and two other friends of yours to go to the beach with a group of boys from your school. You knew most of them and didn’t want to let anyone down or seem like a prude, so you agreed to go.

“It’s fine, Sarah. They’re only five minutes late.” Megan said. You nodded.

“Yeah, it’s no big deal.” You assured her. Kat popped open a bottle of sunscreen which spewed dots of white all over Megan, who squirmed.

“Hey! Watch it.” She said, rubbing the lotion into her arms.

“Banana Boat is the only thing standing between my skin and the dangerous rays of the sun. You should be happy you got some.” Kat retorted. Meg rolled her eyes as she held out her hand for more. You and Sarah took one look at each other and smiled.

“Banana boat~” You said together. “Fun sun protection!” The four of you burst into laughter as two boys approached you. Harry and Matthew chuckled at your horrible chorus, smiling.

“I see you boys finally made it.” Kat said. Harry feigned offense with a hand to his chest.

“Excuse me, but we aren’t even fifteen minutes late. Take a chill pill.” He said. “Chan is, though.” You looked around at the two boys who joined your party.

“Who’s Chan?” You asked. Harry smiled.

“Hey, Y/n, it’s good to see you. Chan’s one of my mates from primary school.” He explained. “I invited him.” You hummed in understanding and nodded.

“Cool.” It was then that you saw a man with a mop of curly blonde hair skateboarding towards your small village of friends. He came to a stop, propping up his board to pick it up.

“Hey guys, I’m sorry. I wasn’t watching the clock.” He explained. You looked at the stranger intently, trying to see if you recognized him. He wore white and blue swim trunks and a black sleeveless shirt. His hair was tousled from the wind, and his eyes squinted at you in the sun.

“It’s all good, bro. Let’s get going.” Matt said. The young band of excited beach-goers made their way to the sand, and you followed suit. Your flip-flops smacked your heels with every step, increasing your hatred for them at every clap of sound.

“I don’t think we’ve officially met. I’m Chan.” The blonde haired boy held his hand out to you as you trotted to the shore. You shook it lightly.

“Likewise. I’m Y/n.” You said. He flashed a smile at you. “I like your skateboard.” You said. It was relatively plain, but there were a few stickers dotting the bottom that you enjoyed looking at.

“It’s not much, but I wanted to customize it myself.” He explained, proudly holding it up. “Do you skate?” He asked. You shook your head.

“No, but I’ve tried. I just don’t have the balance for it.” You said. Chan openly laughed at that.

“Maybe I could teach you.” He said, smirking. You rolled your eyes and continued on your journey to the beach. Once you all decided on a good spot - which took forever, thanks to Kat - you chucked your flip-flops into the sand, laid out your towel, and immediately whipped out your bag of snacks.

“We haven’t been here for ten minutes and Y/n already has her food out.” Meg said, laughing.

“My kind of girl.” Chan said, briskly walking past the two of you. You and Meg took one look at each other and giggled, knowing full-well that this day was going to be filled with flirty comments from each and every one of the boys who joined you.

“I think he likes you.” Megan said, poking your arm. You pulled away, laughing.

“That type of guy is never a good idea.” You said. “Skaters are always getting themselves into trouble.” You added. Meg laughed.

“Well, you’re not wrong, mate. However, being honest, I’ve never seen Channie in trouble.” She said. You raised a brow.

“You knew him, too?” You asked. She nodded.

“Yeah. I was in Harry and Chan’s class a long time ago.” She said. “We just kind of fell out of touch. He’s a really good guy, though.” With that, you smirked.

“Oh? He’s a good guy, huh?” You elbowed her side, teasing her.

“Mhmm. You should see him shirtless.” She added. “Which it seems you’ll be seeing pretty soon.” She gestured to the boys who were removing their extra articles of clothing to jump in the water. Matt first, then Harry, and then Chan removed their shirts, casting them aside. Harry and Matt were facing you, their gloriously hairless torsos shining in the sun. Chan was facing the two of them, his back turned to you. The muscles on his back alone told you what you’d probably be expecting in the front.

“The real question is why do you know what he looks like shirtless?” You asked Megan. She laughed.

“It’s not the first time we’ve come here.” She replied. “I tried with Chan, but he didn’t seem interested.” You heard her audibly sigh. “It’s a shame, really.” You smiled devilishly.

“The great Megan Callan, turned down by a cheeky skater boy.” She pouted at your words.

“Hey!” You held up your hands in surrender.

“I kid, I kid.” You said. Matt yelled your name.

“Y/n! Meg! Come on! The water’s great!” He exclaimed. His hair was already damp, his eyes squinting as he looked in your direction. You and Meg stood from your sandy seats and ran over to the rest of your party. You stood just outside of the waves’ grasp, watching as they folded over themselves.

“Are you coming?” Chan was standing in front of you, his ankles in the water. He ran a hand through his soaked hair, shaking at you like a dog. You flinched.

“Hey!” You laughed playfully. He grinned at his successful attempt to make you smile, holding out his hand.

“Come on.” He said. You stared at his hand, trying to avoid looking at the toned muscles you knew were being flashed in front of you.

“I don’t usually go into the water.” You admitted. Chan’s brow raised in confusion.

“What? Then why did you come?”

“To make sandcastles,” You replied. “And eat.” Chan rolled his eyes, grabbing your hand. You instantly began to fight him. Once he realized that you weren’t just playing along, he stopped

“I’m sorry! Are you okay?” He said, turning back to you. He craned his neck downward to look at your face. “Did I hurt you?” Worry was painted on his face and in his tone.

“No. It’s just-” You began. “I’m afraid to go in the water. I should’ve specified.” You said. Chan nodded his head in understanding.

“It’s alright.” He said. You were visibly embarrassed, hiding your face to the best of your abilities. “Do you wanna build a moat?” He asked. A scene from Frozen suddenly flashed through your mind.

“A moat?” You asked. He nodded.

“Yeah. For our sandcastle.” He said.

“Our sandcastle?”

“Yeah. I don’t want you to have to be all alone.” He explained. You put your hands up.

“No. I’m not going to be the reason you don’t have any fun. Go swim! Shoo!” You shooed him away like a fly. He placed a large hand on his chest.

“Excuse me, but shooing is a punishable offense.” He said, turning around. You thought he was walking away to go swim, but instead, he cupped some sea water in his hands and threw it on you. You squealed from the sudden cold feeling that rippled through your skin, shuddering.

“Hey!” You bent down and did the same to him. Within seconds, you two were in your own little world. You squealed with delight when you splashed him with a handful of water. As you turned, you narrowly avoided stepping on a crab that decided it was a good idea to walk between the two of you as you waged war with water. Alliteration, whoops. In an effort to not kill the crab and/or not get attacked by said crab, you spun sideways, landing flat on your back in the wet sand. Remnants of a wave slapped your face, causing your nose to burn as the salty sea water found its way into your nostrils. You wailed.

“Ow!” You sat straight up, blowing forcefully out of your nose to remove the intruding water. Chan crouched next to you, face dripping from the effects of your battle. He had a brow raised and a smirk on his face.

“Did this widdle cwabby scare you?” He mocked. You pushed his chest lightly, feeling just how solid it was.

“No, I just didn’t want to hurt him.” You said.

“Yeah, sure.” Chan said. He reached across your body, picking up the crab gently. “He looks gnarly.” He commented. You rolled your eyes.

“He looks like a crab. I highly doubt he wants to be picked up.” As the words left your mouth, Chan exclaimed as the crab pinched him. He chucked it a foot away, inspecting his injury.

“Awe, did the widdle cwabby give you a boo-boo?” You returned his previous mockery, earning an offended stare.

“I’ll go get him and put him in your hair.” He threatened. Your eyes widened.

“No!” The both of you giggled, rising from the sand. Chan ran a hand through his hair, grinning.

“Hungry?” He asked. You nodded.

“Yeah.”

“Then let’s go.” He said, turning to inform your friends. You waddled back to your towel, wrapping yourself in it. Soon, your entire party was making its way to the food stands near the beach.

Did I just start another fanfic when I have three others to finish? Yes, yes I did.

Some insight into the title:

“Dropping!”: Some skaters will yell this to prevent a collision as they drop in to a section of a crowded park.

A bit of foreshadowing there..... Hint, hint, wink, wink. Lmao sorry, I’m a dork.

I know I usually use a gif, but those selfies were perfect for the story. As always, please like and reblog if you enjoyed! I truly appreciate all of your support and feedback! Have a nice day~

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i-try-to-follow-every-blog · 4 years

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Aes/ images in my head that i like... So like when im listening to music ill think of a picture in my head that reminds me of the vibs/ eas/ feels i get from the song (idk how to describe it):

Person chilling, maybe with a skateboard, leather jacket, bi vibes, smoking or drinking orange soda from those glass bottles

Old big house, red curtains, kinda dark, brown/gray sofas, wood floors, rain, fire place, a lot of small paintings on the wall, empty plates on the table, more of a comfy vibe than haunted

Kiss cam, no too much excitement, just kiss

Eating ice cream on a very hot day with your bro, shorts and tank tops, sitting on a bench under a tree talking about the summer

6am, big bed, white sheets and lots of pillows, this time your sleeping alone in comfort, its the weekend and there is no work, its already 10 but you don't care, spacious room

Playing soccer, green field, playing with your usual teammates, at the start you think it's too cold but you warm up in no time, sweaty, dirty shoes, it rained yesterday so it's a bit slippery and you slip a couple times but you're still having fun, it doesn't matter if you win or lose

#just wanted to share #i hope you like them #aes #kinda?#im kinda new to this #sorry if there id any typos/ mispells / bad grammer

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zepdeans · 5 years

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there’s not a lot I can say about s3 that hasn’t already been said (and articulated 200x better) but! here are some of my (albeit dumb) thoughts :~)

ep1 -isak leaning against the bathroom wall gets me EVERY time its such a powerful scene esp introducing you to s3 and tarjei..... spare some talent for the rest of us please -LiTeN gUtTeN fRa StRaNgEr tHiNgS -isak rly ties his pants w a shoelace...... -isak noticing even for the first time bc of his laugh.. whew.... also. i love this intro SOOO much bc its so non-monumental? theres no dramatic music or whatever but its not subtle.... like you know right away o shit love interest!! hello sir!! bc isak’s expression watching him :’) i could go on -isak is a bad liar HOWEVER this only applies to stupid nontrivial things e.g. the black sweatshirt. but when you look at him lying about like, his sexuality, he hides that shit well -”c00l” isak. i hate u so much -honestly all u have to do is look at even for .2 seconds and u can tell this boy has had a crush for a solid month bc he just looks awestruck (HOWEVER henrik’s acting is *chef’s kiss* bc its subtle enough to go undetected b4 you actually know eVEN SAW HIM ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL) -even isak and emma all sitting on the bench together is funny enough on its on but then a song called threeway comes on and like. julie sdshjsfdjfkjskd ep2 -there’s something so endearing about even’s handwriting idek what -i LOVE even’s video w mikael it reveals so much about him to us- how weird (ok we saw how weird he was w the paper towel thing but) and dorky he is? and his love of film! his view on love stories and how he sees the world :( but it also shows a lot abt isak because he saw even making stupid jokes about vladimir putin and was like yeah we about to fall in LOVE love -isak not using headphones to watch even’s video or r+j?? bde or general incompetence what’s the verdict guys -the isak watching r+j scene hits so hard like yall ever think about isak lying in bed at 3am staring at the ceiling probably thinking about how he’s never gonna get a beautiful world-shattering romance like that like ..... also him changing positions skam get out of my life go away ur too realistic -not to make this even more self-projection-y but isak simultaneously being the least emotionally vulnerable person ever but crying during r+j > -i made a post abt this already but even’s INTENSE staring vs isak’s “i have never looked anyone in the eye in my life” gets me it says so much about their characters -even said i see your bde move (asking me to buy you beer) and i raise u with my own (inviting you to my house after faking not having my id) -”if you listen to music” even is such a dick fsdjhsdff -when the message comes on...... i rlly do owe julie my life huh -”have you heard about my rapping?” “I have actually” have we talked about this enough????? 1. isak finally feels comfortable enough w even to flirt and his first move is to RAP for him jesus christ. keep in mind this is the same man who pulled that smooth af ibuprofen line w emma like...... 2. even has heard about isak’s rapping. either this means im-not-on-social-media even went out of his way to go thru homeboy’s instagram OR isak’s rapping is actually talked about. i- -the group chat messages. cant believe i forgot about the 2016 clown epidemic

ep3 -mahdi is a good friend and i love him. thank u -even wearing isak’s cap until he chucks it at him sjksfjsdjsd -how much yall wanna bet isak’s been listening to illmatic on repeat since last friday thinking abt even (even tho meeting sonja shattered his heart a lil) [also kinda an aside but i think a lot about how isak n even bonded over rap and how some homophobic lyrics in 90s etc rap might have impacted them? or how that little detail ties into julie’s story? e.g. halftime by nas, which is on illmatic] -whats worse. even staring into isaks soul wearing a size xs see-through white t shirt or isak staring at even for five (5) seconds before chugging his beer and immediately making out w emma. OR even crashing that party before it can start “i think you guys are bonding too much” cheesy ass shjhfsdhskdf -yall act like evak didnt invent hands. did even shaking isak’s shoulder telling him his apartment is nice mean nothing to u -im convinced robyn wrote call your girlfriend for this scene specifically bc how could anything fit so perfectly by coincidence -is anything better than egging isak on- even bech naesheim (2016) -idk if yall have read the scripts but i love the sock thing so much bc its soo true to how isak thinks and it makes everything so much more interesting and !!!

ep4 -i will never get over even sending isak bad seinfeld memes -even smacking open isak’s locker. first of all whew second of all u think as soon as he got into the stairwell he lowkey cried bc ow -parallel of isak saying “it’s 2016, why are you religious?” to sana vs. emma’s “it’s 2016, get out of the closet” to isak anyone :( -”takk sanasol!!!!” thank u isak for my life -I wanted to be with you aloneeeee -even’s face when he sees the pool like we get it youre a director -how many times do i need to say even is such a dick sjkfsd “does it look like i care about my hair?” “usually but not right now” like this would only work on isak i love soulmates!! -even just.. fully choking isak out ssdhgfd got em -when the first notes of im kissing you start ooh boy -even going in for the kill kiss and isak going from huh to oooo shit and pushing his lips out at the last minute. phenomenal

ep5 -ngl as soon as im not in love comes on my heart goes uwu bc like!!!! that song the meaNING.... them......... i jus love this scene sm like theyre in their own little bubble and they both feel so comfortable and at peace :(( -even leaving isak comics about an inside joke of theirs like yall mind if i scream -isak feeling left out from the conversation and his friends whew i felt that... and having them talk about how gross it is to makeout with a girl w facial hair?? blease :( -taking stock of isak’s nicknames: issy k, isabell, izzy, baby jesus, -im not even gonna bother trying to articulate thoughts on Pause bc it’s a literal masterpiece. thank u tarjei henrik and julie for inventing television with this one -MAGNUS SDFKJSDFJKDSHK "oooh my name is Jonas and I love idealism and reading klassekampen and I don’t like plastic and I skate on a skateboard made of sustainable wood and wear old clothes because new clothes are bad for the environment and I only drink recycled water” screAMMM -what i said abt pause also applies to pride ugh its such a powerful scene and!! the beginning of kicks to isaks stomach. honestly what i fucking love about this episode is how it goes from hell yea best day w even ever to crying in the street within one week (s3 had the best balance of angst and payoff thanks) -even’s Soft Party Flannel... forever tainted by this scene rip -not knowing why even kissed sonja keeps me up at night -speaking of. how used and stupid isak must’ve felt when he saw even completely unbothered, hooking up w his ex at this party?? whew :( -bros is one of my all time favourite clips solely bc of the music?? lift me up gives me chills and when hold my liquor starts i LOSE it -ep5 and 6 remind me of that quote “to see what your characters are really made of you have to break them” because julie rlly goes all in and god it hurts so good

ep6 -never have i ever seen insomnia portrayed as accurately as tarjei did here and i remember when i first watched the cantina scene i was like. winded bc its SO true to sleep deprivation whew -i really like that isak wasnt together with even when he reached out for help and came out to jonas. bc it was him, on his own, being strong enough to talk to his friends and then eventually he was confident and secure enough in himself to be in a good place when even started reaching back out!! -i have no idea what its like to come out to someone, to be afraid of your friends rejecting you, everything isak went through. but tarjei’s acting of when, like, you have something you KNOW you have to tell someone, and youve put yourself in the position where youre going to have to tell them, but youre terrified and eventually just force yourself SAY the words?? -and isak’s smile when he realizes jonas is gonna be his bro no matter what :’)))

ep7 -weirdly one of my favourite isak looks (black t-shirt grey snapback c-c-c-combo) -”what’s your name again?” have i mentioned i love sana and isak bc i love sana and isak -jonas truly is the best friend oh man. perceptive, thoughtful, loving, laidback, a friggen BRO. tbh i was wary of him in s1 and thought he didn’t treat eva well (tho I recognized he loved her a lot, he was just bad at being a boyfriend) but jonas in s3?? just goes to show how powerful your perspective of someone can change viewing them in a different role!! because while jonas was a crappy bf, he literally is SUCH an incredible friend and his actions and words and just! him! in s3 completely redeemed any illwill I had towards him :’) -maybe im a little gay (up there with other s3 comedy classics such as “thats a boys name”) -mahdi season WHEN ugh a legend -’when someone asks isak if hes going to a family party’ literally what other reason for living do i have if not to read the boy squad text convos -isaks locker finally opening and his smile at evens drawing whewwwwwww!! also even rlly is that guy who wont text you back but will leave hand written love letters in ur locker -also. another stellar look from valtersen -slutt a meld meg is a whole masterpiece like what other piece of media has the RANGE -eskild: play hard to get. jonas: no smiley!!! isak: nah fam im good B)

ep8 -this episode is BEAUTIFUL bc you feel practically euphoric?? like hell yeah theyre finally together!! isak is out and accepted and even is done with sonja! but theres also this unsettling undercurrent of worry bc you know deep down something isnt right? why is sonja calling isak? why is even acting kinda strange? whats going on? yknow?? -literally never going to get over 5 fine frokner :~) even is such a goddamn nerd and he’s the man of isak’s dreams can u believe!! -sana’s little speech is SO important in so many ways ooo i love her so much -also have we discussed eskild making evak do a photoshoot for him. highkey those are my favourite pictures of ALL time u can tell even was like hm strange but im down while isak was more omg guys stop🙄 omg haha eskild i cant believe youre making me cuddle with even for a photo🙄 i cant believe ur making me snuggle this dude for a pic!!!! definitely would not have done this otherwise!!! -magnus only realizing it’s THAT even after seeing how isak looks at him. whew -isak is so brave i rlly love that kid! his text to his mamma <3 -no r*make will EVER nail text conversations like mari/julie did w evak’s this week thanks for coming to my ted talk. i'd quote the best ones but it would literally double the length of this post (ok ill cave. “hahaha shut up❤️” GETS me) -you dont know whats in store but you know what youre here for. hallo -isak running around oslo with even’s clothes looking for him :( his heart is so big he cares about even so so much -when Part II (on the run) comes on in the credits its like a kick in the teeth honestly

ep9 -ive already screamed enough about cherry wine but god it fucks me up -cannot put into words how much I love eskild and how good of a person he is, he just has so much love in his heart -”wait they have waffles here? see ya” -this convo is why i love skam so much!!!! magnus giving insight and good thoughtful advice to isak was such a brilliant move by julie (also truLy heartwarming) bc like. magnus is a flawed layered character! he’s dumb and ignorant and not very careful with his words BUT hes also such a sweet guy. i genuinely dont think he would hurt a fly and him talking about vilde (in ep10) is ;-; bc he really likes her and respects her and wants to be a gentleman! hes so loving and just. yeah. also i wonder if isak and magnus (and vilde) ever talked about having mentally ill parents and lent on each other for support bc like....<3 [sidenote- this is why i HATE b***** like they absolutely massacred magnus’s character and magnus did not deserve that!] -det er bare slutt........ very cool of tarjei to invent acting here. also the character development makes me WEEP like at first isak lied and told his pappa it was over bc its easier to brush stuff off and say you were joking than be vulnerable especially about 1. having a boyfriend and 2. saying youve already broken up?? but then isak was like hey im done with lying about who i am bc i want my life to be REAL and he told his dad the truth even if it was hard and even if he was trying rlly hard not to cry -isak reaching out to even<3 standing up for even<3 -o helga natt. another scene i genuinely cannot comment on bc u cant really put into any written language how magical and breathtaking and heartbreaking and powerful and brilliant this scene is. so. -jk. obvs i cant say anything intelligent enough to give this scene justice but probably the most stunning piece of television i have ever had the privilege of watching. even’s text breaks my heart every gd time (esp since we never really see this side of him before finding out he’s bipolar? his guilt, insecurity, feeling like a burden, being scared of losing everyone in his life because he thinks he’ll hurt them). the music is SO beautiful i cry real tears as soon as the strings start. also the brilliance of JUST o helga natt playing and no dialogue except for isaks one line? isak’s realization when he sees the cross. him RUNNING across oslo to go to even. the FLASHBACKS all going backwards in chronological order until them smoking on the bench. isak looking at the bench and not seeing even and u can feel his heart breaking and urs breaks too! but then he remembers the bathroom and he turns and theres even and whewwww. du er ikke alene<3

ep10 -minutt for minutt is THE most healing clip im telling u. and like.. seeing even depressed really is hard and as someone who was very very depressed for 4-ish yrs of their life it rlly hits me? like when youre in an especially bad funk and you cant get out of bed and youre just numb and exhausted and feel so shitty and u want to be alone but you really dont???? could go on but literally i owe henrik holm my life for his portrayal of even -not to be a soft bitch on main but when isak tucks the blanket over even and it keeps getting pulled off his back so isak just. covers that spot with himself? -i do love that call between sonja and isak bc once again! a flawed (realistic) human being -and isak thinking its his fault even is depressed? it means a lot that sonja told him its no ones fault, even is just bipolar. and i wonder if isak felt that way about his mamma as well, guilty for her being ill, and if what sonja said made him feel better about that situation too :( -lowkey random but when isak is rambling really fast and he goes “maybe we’ll get bombed tomorrow and talking about all this is a waste of time” it continually punches me in the throat bc that is /exactly/ how i ramble and think like tarjei........ pls -like eskild said. there really is so much love in isak’s little grumpy teenage body<3 -isak no longer just passively accepting life as its given to him, now he fights for him and even!!!!! -isak is such a forgiving person and seeing him able to just accept things and move on? incredible -i remember when i first watched ep1 i was like oooo even and isak are gonna be kosegruppa partners and thats when theyll first get together, cooking food or smth!! but lmfao after episode 3? kosegruppa whomst???? also hilarious vilde thought isak of all people would willingly sign up for kosegruppa just to go to revue parties -even and linn friendship!!!! -cannot articulate how mf heartwarming it is to see even smiling and being more himself after being depressed (also thank u julie for having ups and downs coming out of his depression- its so true to life having one day when youre feeling awesome and then the next you feel awful again for no reason and its SO frustrating) -I had to stop watching passe pa meg cause it made me toooooo crazy! it would just be like: “I like seeing you laugh” and I was like: *SCREAMS* -im the fucking master of lying 😤 -literally don’t know why isak and even ragging on kosegruppa is so funny but “did you think I joined to have fun” gets me every time -I SAW YOU THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL -also even literally radiating love @ isak watching get snarky w vilde on the phone bc it reminded him of the first time he saw him! even rly is that boyfriend who thinks isak being pissy is the Best Thing he has Ever seen -halla boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz -literally the glo up of isak telling his friends the order in which he’d bang them -No filter! wow I love symbolism -so nice to see the girls together for a lil bit :) -the boys hyping up mags while also telling him to be respectful awwwwww -take desperate to a whole new level- Confucius -who’s going to show isak how to properly hold a beer can -literally evak banter gets me thru the day. thank u tarjei and henrik for having phenomenal chemistry + improvisation skills + making isak and even the dumbest nerdiest boys i have ever seen -biology partner. and friend. ;-; -even literally is the biggest stoner blease -isak’s talk with eva is just sooooo<3 and not to be emo on main but every single word of the last few sentences he says hit me so gd hard because i feel the exact same way in my BONES -livet er nå 💛

final thoughts :( <3 -this season is so special. it feels like one really long oscar-worthy movie or smth?? i cant even exblain, its just magical. ALSO very dear to my heart. -julie really said you guys have seen isak sad and alone and repressed for the past two seasons so heres him falling in love with the best person in the world and coming to terms with who he is and being brave and opening up and finally being happy and living a real life -this season definitely feels different from s1/2/4 to me editing or production or music smth wise? as in, its got a lot fewer aesthetic shots and the cinematography seems a bit different if that makes any sense???? I also think this is the season most focused just on the main (i.e. not many- if any? sideplots going on) -literally will never get over the thought, love, and detail put into this season. when i say there is literally nothing i would change about it, i mean it and coming from my nitpicky ass??? means a lot lmfao. the acting, directing, music choices, symbolism...... sublime -s3′s cold rainy autumn aesthetic makes me ACHE for fall and also nostalgic for a highschool experience I never had lmao?? also. all the nighttime clips >>> -don’t know what else to say except thank u skam for my life

#take a shot every time i say whew #fully put more effort and time into this than most of my uni projects xx #its super rambly but thats bc its mostly just my direct stream of thought #also super long! and probably still missing things i wanted to say #AND like 3 weeks late fshfjjkdjkfsd #skam #clownfest 2019 #blabbey

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main-to-card-games-and-pain · 5 years

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@emeraldmoon thank you for tagging me Darlin’ sorry this took so long to do!

nicknames: Avie or Vegail 9 (pronounced vee-gal)

zodiac sign: Cancer

height: 5′3

hogwarts house: Slytherin for the win bitches

the last thing i googled: “Always Be My Maybe Cast”

favourite musicians: don't do this to me bro (I like broadways musicals, and Hozier I guess?? Sam Smith got me in my feelings lately, same with Halsey)

song stuck in my head: I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

following: 71 - I’m easing my way into following a huge amount of people, but all the posts seem so overwhelming rn

followers: 460, all of which I love from the bottom of my blackened heart and soul

do you get asks?: not often, but sometimes people leave head canons and I love it so much - don’t be shy with the asks, they make me so happy!

amount of sleep: on a good night? 5 hours. bad? negligible (like, 15 min.)

lucky number: 12 cause its the first number that came to mind.

what you’re wearing: my dance shorts and bra

dream job: playwright and stage performer tbh

dream trip: London, England :)

instruments: piano, saxophone, violin, flute - learned in that order

languages: English, conversational French (go Canada with our two national languages), I’m learning Nisga’a, and ASL

favourite songs: nope

random fact: my town is literally the furthest place you can go on our highway, it’s literally the end of the line.

aesthetic: I’m a slut for urbanized nature - give me crisp autumn leaves against the skateboard park graffiti, flower crowns in playgrounds, tree climbing to chill with books or electronics

Tagging: @just-the-daydreamer @blondsak @that-spider-fan-over-there @keep-a-bucket-full-of-stars @mysterio-is-a-little-bitch

#tag game #list #personal post #mutuals #friends #idk

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poppyknitt · 6 years

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The Most Average Collab (A JSE Egos Fanfic)

[I hope you all take joy in knowing that after this fic, which is the first ever chapter in the Chase Brody part of my fics, I will finally start attempting to do both the JSE and the Mark side of my fics, rather than just staying in my current comfort zone, since I figured out that the only way for me to create my own little headcanons about the egos and the ego lore is for me to make a bunch of fics and pretend they’re relevant-]

[Also, don’t worry, Anti’s first ever chapter will come soon, too. It’ll just be a while because I have quite a bit to set up for it before I actually make it.]

[September 18th]

Chase yawned, a bit exhausted, as he had woken up about an hour ago, and the sun was still barely breaching the horizon, so it was pretty dark out. He had decided to just walk to the Bro Average set today, so he had to get up a bit earlier than normal. It was probably around 6:40-7AM, and the majority of the others living in their neighborhood were either already at work or just asleep at this hour, with Henrik and Robbie being the only exceptions that he could think of.

He diverged from the sidewalk, deciding he wanted to go the scenic route today, since he would obviously arrive fairly early if he followed the road for the entire walk there. The path was used often, so even with its thick surrounding vegetation and woodlands, the lines of where the path ended and the forest began were very clear. He hadn’t brought his actual gun with him today, since they were filming a bunch of stunts that involved things like skateboarding, parkour, and probably even attempting to do a full, 360° aerial flip on a dirt bike.

He heard a twig snap, which was followed by computer glitch noises, and he turned, knowing exactly who was there. Anti.

“Oh, hey bro. Funny thing, actually- I was almost starting to miss your annoying, squeaky ten-year-old voice!” Chase mocked the glitch, even though he was fully aware of how stupid that was to try and pull off without any method of defending himself against the dark ego.

Silence.

Well, shit. If he wasn’t going to attack me before, he’s definitely gonna do it now. Chase internally facepalmed at his stupidity. He turned around, and continued walking to work, but quickening his pace this time, since he knew that if he managed to get to a place where there were witnesses that wouldn’t even stop to consider what they were gonna do before jumping into the fight and helping Chase, Anti would be less inclined to attack him.

It took him about 10-15 minutes to actually get there, and thankfully, Anti seemed to have just been watching the events of today unfold for now, since he didn’t hear anything to indicate the demon’s return. He clocked into work, and entered the studio, where he was greeted warmly by the few others whom tended to arrive early- The director, producer, and a few other high-positioned names in the crew.

The day went by quickly, and thankfully, they ended up finishing the recording process early on, and he was sent home around 5:46 that evening, so he had time to record a few videos for the channel. He had no idea what to do, though, so, since Mark was still going to be in town for the next few days, he messaged him, asking if he wanted to attempt to do a collab video.

After a few minutes, Mark messaged back.

Sure, we could give it a shot.

But, uh, you’re not gonna freak out like Jack did, are you?

He rolled his eyes.

No. Why would I? Not like I’m suffering from brain damage.

Mark took a bit longer this time.

You sure, dude? I mean, you did fuck yourself up pretty badly for a few months, back when you did that power hour.

He sighed in annoyance. God, when would Mark let that incident go? Literally everyone else had already done so!

Mark. For the love of god. That was nearly two years ago

This time, his asshole “friend” responded a lot quicker.

Yeah, I know. I was just checking. See you in a few.

The collab video went pretty smoothly, and, for once, they even ended up getting stuff done. They had brainstormed over what to record while Mark was on his way, and for about 15 minutes after Mark arrived. Actually, it wasn’t until Chase started editing the video to add in the audio and facecam that he realized the video wasn’t actually as normal as he thought. It was about 20 minutes long, which left plenty of room for things to have gone wrong.

About 2 minutes in, the facecam glitched, with that familiar, green static look that came with Anti’s presence.

6:03- RGB color distortion. The audio distorted as well, and all he could make out was, in a highly distorted form of Mark’s voice, “I̺͔̩͞'̭̹m̀ ̻ͦ͝s̡̱̰̳̙̮̰̊̂͊̈́ͬ͗̔ͅtͥͣ͗ͨ̂̇͐iͫͣ͋͏̬͓̞l͔̱̾͊l͇̙͚͈͓̣͞ͅ ̰̫͖̠̅̉̈́́hͣͩͮè͚r͍̗̞̰͇̔ͥ͗͋̈́e̯̳̦͟“, which freaked him out a bit, since he thought that only Anti was able to screw with the videos he or one of the other septic egos recorded.

15:24- What he could only assume was either glitched screaming or laughter was faintly heard in the background of the video, and he knew it couldn’t have been game audio, since the game they were playing at that point wasn’t at all glitchy or horror-based.

18:01- More RGB color distortion, however, this time, it extended past the facecam, and affected the gameplay recording too. The audio distorted about 15 seconds later, and the same voice was heard, but this time, it said, “Y̸̤ȯ̧͛ụ̰̝̲͈̰͙̋ͯ̿ͫ͆͛̚'͍͍r̙̦͉͓̻̒͐͐̒̒ě͐̓͟ ͪ̔̂͗͝g̰̳o̴͉͔̟i̮̻̫͓̤̳͐͂́̍ͣ̍n̔g̶ ̶t̝̹̙̹̙̍̏̈ͫ̾o͍̦̗͉̯̖̐̐̈ͩ̏͐ ̵̼͓͓̗ͦͨ̇̀r̖͓̻̰͔͚̄̊ͭ̚̚̚̚ͅe̷͖ͪġ̼̠͖̐ͩ͢r̞̣e͉͕̅ͥtͅ loc҉̦̠̦͓̫̳̝k̺̝͍͍͔̼͌ͦͣ̈́ͤ̂͡i̐͆̔̐ͩͤn͙̖͇̼̲̖̤̐͑͛̉̇ͭͤg͖̹̪ ̭̥̤ͣ̀̋m͟e̘̰̣̜̫̲̠͑̐͐͗͌ͭ́ ̢̲̙̙̋̿̐aw̬̼̜͓̪̫͕ä̃͋͑̓̓ͬy̛̱͚̞̯̮̫͈͐ͬ͆ͨͣ̈́ͣ.̶͌͑̄̄̿̆͑”. He felt chills run down his spine, because this meant that this wasn’t a joke. It was legitimately Dark this time- He knew that, because he knew Marvin had helped Mark trap Dark somewhere inside his computer, back in the beginning of the year, and, also, at Mark’s desperate demanding, had wiped all memory of anything related to the entity from his mind, which, was thus the reason why Mark was totally clueless about the situation with Dark and Jack.

21:04- The post-outro clip Chase and Mark had recorded was corrupted, and Chase swore he could hear Anti’s maniacal laughing in the background, as the video distorted beyond recognition, on all levels.

The recording autosaved itself, despite Chase’s attempts to prevent it from happening. He knew the video couldn’t go up on the channel, it was too dangerous to risk the community freaking out over the sudden, apparent team-up of the channels’ darkest egos, before the rest of them even had a plan formulated to prevent total chaos, death, and destruction raining down on Mark and Chase’s friends.

Suddenly, his screen went black, and he screamed when he saw the familiar face of Dark appear on the monitor.

“It was stupid of you to help them, Jack.” The demon said.

“I’m not Jack! I-I’m just one of his egos!” Chase protested.

“Now that I’m finally free again, we will come for you. Both of you.”

It immediately became obvious that Dark couldn’t hear him- this was probably a pre-recorded message- when there was no reaction to what he said.

“If you are really as clever as he says, then you should already know that there will be no stopping the chaos that we have ready for you.”

The lights in the egos’ house glitched off, and he felt nothing but pure dread as the recording went on.

“My advice to you? Repent your mistakes, and allow my ally to win at his game, and maybe, I will consider sparing you in my endgame.”

The recording cut to an end after that, and to Chase’s horror, he found that the collab video had been uploaded.

This was just the beginning to one gigantic nightmare.

[Chase #1/Darkiplier prologue pt. 2]

Henrik #1

Marvin #1

JBM #1

Sean #1/Darkiplier prologue pt. 1

JJ & Robbie #1

Anti #1

Chase #2

Markiplier connected egoverse, #1

@antis-loyal-puppet

@chaoticcrimsonrose

#fanfic #jacksepticeye #jacksepticeye egos #jacksepticegos #chase #chase brody #bro average #markiplier #i literally dont know anything about how tv shows are made

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