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emirrea · 1 month
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Not Takemikazuchi looking like he just had his gay awakening even though he's been hanging out with Kiun for 1200 years
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How did it take you that long to realise your shinki is the most beautiful being to have ever existed?!?
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frost-queen · 4 months
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Lady of Mirkwood | (Reader x Thranduil)
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| Meeting Thranduil
You met Thranduil when the Third age progressed. It was when the Necromancer unknown then but known as Sauron later on claimed the abandoned fortress of Amon Lanc to make it into Dol Guldur. Sauron infected the woods with spiders and orcs. The spiders and the orcs expended their reach claiming more and more for them. Infecting the very nature with their filth and death.
All the elves were forced to leave the woods. Those who fought back were brought down. Countless of lost elves filled the sickening woods. You were amongst some elves that were fleeing. The orcs had increased their stench to the part of the woods where you lived. With a few douzen you were. Fleeing for your lives as the orcs hunted you down. The woods had grown iller. Spider cobs were not too much yet in these parts. But a few spiders having expended their webs out to your lands.
Some elves wanted to stay and fight. They barely lasted long as the pack of orcs were too many. Sweeping them down in a matter of seconds. The others fled as fast as they could. Hatred, anger and sorrow grieving your hearts. You were running trying to stay out of the orcs clutches. The orcs attack made you stumble, dropping to the ground. Surrounded by death and darkness. You thought it was over. You thought you were never going to see the undying lands, but then a bright light appeared between the trees. The illumination blinded the orcs sending them back a bit. The light faded as you could see a small group of elves charge for battle. Lead by a High elf.
The orcs never stood a chance. The High elf approached you, helping you up your feet. The moment his eyes met with his, he was struck. Gasping breathlessly at your grace and beauty. The woods no longer having a place for you, he took you in. Thranduil his name was. King of the woodland realm.
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| Life at the woodland realm
Thranduil was smitten with you. For the first time in many ages, the so cocky king found beauty in another. He threated you like a guest with the highest honor. Quarters close to his. Thranduil would host parties just to have an excuse to dance with you. He never let any other elf near you. He wanted you for himself. You sometimes dared to tease Thranduil by speaking to other elves, just to see his reaction. You loved how easily jealous he was. He would come over, pull you gently behind him while urging them in a polite way to leave. Sometimes he would lay his robe over your shoulder to hint to others that you were his.
Underneath the moonlight on a summer's day was when you had your first kiss with Thranduil. Forever giving yourself to one another. He married you a month later never wanted to be parted from you ever again. You became queen of the woodland realm. All the elves present adored you for your righteousness and kind heart. Whenever Thranduil dared to lose his temper, you were there to calm him down. Sometimes you would come along with Thranduil and his army in an attempt to reclaim your woods. When Thranduil saw his numbers dim and almost losing you in a battle, he gave up. Not wanting to see his people be slaughtered or see you in danger. For he could not afford to lose you, his brightest star.
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| Legolas
Legolas was born with grace. You loved every little detail of him. Thranduil would be careful at first. For he feared to hold such a fragile creature. He feared he might harm it in any way. You would show him he could do no harm. Taking his hand and bringing it up to Legolas for him to touch. His fingers would brush against his cheek making Legolas flutter a laugh. On that Thranduil was sold. Taking his son in his arms and care deeply for him.
As Legolas grew older, Thranduil insisted he had his features from you. Everything about Legolas reminded him of you. With the coming of Legolas was Thranduil more careful. You were no longer aloud out of the woodland realm. Not wanting anything to happen to you or Legolas. You had to admit it felt a bit lonely being unable to see the old woods. Your home that you missed dearly. With each year it grew colder and deader. Plagued by orcs and spiders. Since you had no where else to go, you focused more on Legolas. Teaching him how to defend himself. It was you who introduced Legolas to the bow and arrow. When Legolas was old enough to have his own bow, he would name it after you.
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disasterofastory · 1 year
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What about Legolas x F!reader? Maybe she is a friend of Eomer and Legolas gets jealous about all the time they stay together? And some hot moment? I don't know, this is just an Idea. So, I'm sorry for my bad english but I'm Italian. Have a good day❤️
Just a reminder Legolas x Reader Warnings: jealousy, smut
Summary: Legolas reminds you of the reasons you are with him.
A/N: Please don't be sorry for your English. I know the struggle. :)
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The grassland is covered in a bright golden hue as the sun reaches the top of the clear blue sky. The lush, green grass waves like the ocean as a breeze runs through the peaceful scenery. Everything is so quiet and calm. It is almost impossible to believe the dark power that works and marches forward underneath it all. The warm rays of the sun caress your bare arms and your cheeks. The tree you lean against is tall and strong, bending its branches to the will of the slight wind. The rustle of the leaves is a sweet whisper in your ear as you focus on the story in front of you. The book is a pleasant weight on your lap. The pages are old and thin between your fingers.
"What are you reading?" Legolas's voice breaks your concentration, but you feel nothing but happiness as you turn your eyes from the long row of words to the tall elf standing a few meters away from you. "Just a book," you shrug. "Tales for children." "Are they good?" He asks, sitting down next to you with a few elegant movements. "You know how it is," you hum, closing the book and putting it on the ground. "The good always wins, and the bad guys pay for their misdeeds as they should." "It was easier to believe in it when we were kids, no?" The elf asks. You can almost see his blue eyes darkening with ominous thoughts. "Sometimes it's harder when you are an adult, yes," you reply, reaching out for his hand to link your fingers together. "But there is always hope." "I heard you will go with Gandalf." "Yes," you nod. "He thinks Eomer will listen to me." A slight frown appears between his brows. His lips turn into a thin line. "Are you friends with the rider?" "Something like that, yes." "When we met them, he asked you to come with them." You barely recognized him when your way met with the riders during your search for the hobbits. You smile and nod in confirmation. "Why are these questions?" "Why didn't you? Went with them, I mean." "You are my home, Legolas," you reply, squeezing his hand in yours. "I won't leave you." "But you will go with Gandalf." "He asked me," you reason, getting a little bit confused. Something is off with Legolas, but you can't find out what. "And it's just for a few days. We need every help we can get." "Are you sure?" He asks. He feels selfish, and guilt eats him up inside because of it, but he can't help himself. He knows orcs and death will wait for you in Helm's Deep, but he can't bear the thought of you staying with the riders. With Eomer. "Legolas," you say his name softly, cupping his cheek with your free hand. Your thumb caresses the soft skin under his eye. "Of course, I will come back to you. There is nothing that can keep me away from you." He smiles at your words. The slight curve of his lips gives him something angelic and ethereal that you can never get used to. You still don't understand how the elven prince can love you, a simple mortal, but he does, and you stopped questioning it years ago.
Soon, his lips find yours, and the kiss that always starts so gently is impatient and rushing now. His hand lands on the back of your head to keep you close, while his tongue slips into your mouth with ease. He invites you to a dance that's intimate and familiar. "Don't get me wrong," you hum when he breaks away. His breath still fans over your lips. It smells like ale and fruits. "I love your kisses, but you still don't tell me something." Now, the guilt is transparent on his delicate features, and he looks down at your intertwined fingers. The small gesture makes his years younger. "I just…" he sighs. "I just don't want you to find something with the rider that will make you stay with them… with him." "Oh, my love," you laugh, pecking his lips when you notice the slight blush spreading on his cheeks. "There is nothing that makes me stay where you aren't." Your words are followed by another kiss. It's feverish and bruising and makes you lose your breath for long seconds. His hand finds the loose curls at the nape of your neck, and before you know it, you are lying on the grass with Legolas above you. When he looks into your eyes, the glint you know so well by now is back in his bright blue irises. "I love you," he says, caressing the line of your jaw. "I love you too," you hum against his lips before gasping at his sudden touch. " What are you doing?" "Just a reminder of what I can do to you." He bares your legs with a few quick pulls on your dress until his hand finds its way between your thighs. "Legolas," you gasp again, looking around your surroundings. "What if someone sees us?" "I will hear them before they can see us," he promises. "Do you trust me?" The question makes your legs spread open before his caressing touch. "Of course."
His lips wander down your neck, caressing the soft skin there with slow, lazy kisses while his long fingers find their way to your center after pushing your panties aside. His fingertips slide over your fold easily. Your wetness soaks him within a few seconds. "You are so wet already," he hums. His words flutter in your chest. Your heart thuds against your ribcage. "Legolas," you pant his name, grabbing his shoulder. Your other hand tries to find some support on the ground. The grass is soft under your touch. "I'm here, love," he replies. "And I won't go anywhere until you cum around my fingers." Your eyes fall shut as the pleasure flares through your body. It burns your veins and spins the world around you. His thumb draws small circles on your clit, helping you to chase your orgasm. His breath fans over your neck, and his voice make you tremble some more. "Who makes you feel this good?" He asks, and when you don't answer immediately, he doesn't wait to push two fingers inside your aching hole. Your head falls back, and a moan breaks up from your throat. "Say my name, Y/N," the elf demands. "Let everyone hear who you belong to." His name leaves your lover's name in breathless whines as his hand speeds up between your legs. He pushes you to the edge and doesn't give you enough time to process what's happening. "Cum, Y/N," Legolas says. "Make a mess on my hand. Give me something to remember while you are far away from my arms."
Pleasure washes over you as the burning coil snaps in your lower belly. Your muscles jerk, and your breath stops for a long second. Your orgasm comes quickly and powerfully. It feels like Legolas's arms are the only things that keep you in one piece.
When you open your eyes, you see him licking your juices off his fingers. A satisfied smile plays on his lips the whole time. "You will get more when we meet again," he promises.
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wordbunch · 1 year
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You’re in the Fellowship and the Hobbits have a crush on you...
a/n: lol there’s no explanation for this, just a cutesy idea that came to me. yes I know I’m still not finished with my Legolas story 😅 no warnings here, just fluff and chaos 💛 (the reader here is human/elf/dwarf/anything but a hobbit for extra fascination 😆) lemme know how you liked it! 😘
+ tagging @starlady66 as requested
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For starters let's just (re)establish one thing: being subtle and lowkey is not something any of them vibe with (except sometimes Frodo)
If you're an Elf, Sam would be infatuated with you beyond words. You would just be talking about something and he'd stare with the biggest heart eyes, and then blush furiously either when one of his friends point it out, or when you make eye contact with him - he'd be so red in the face
Oftentimes he would ask you lots of questions with genuine curiosity, and you would be more than happy to answer, whether it's about historical events, songs and stories, customs of your own race, your travels... Anything, and he wants to know it all
Whenever he cooks for the fellowship, you (after Frodo, of course) get the most delicious piece of whatever he made, you caught on it fairly quickly
Many times the Hobbits will talk about you (only the best, of course), but they would be unaware of how loud they're being, and you would hear so many adorable comments and try not to giggle
"Did you see how [y/n] fought off that orc?!"
Frodo would enjoy engaging with you in meaningful, deep conversations, and you think he's wonderful to talk to, yet the spark in his eyes gives him away. And sometimes he has a little smile on his face, no matter what you talk about, he just enjoys talking to you and having your full attention 🥺
wait hold up, Sam would give you random flowers he found along the way, or he would just show you and teach you about many different plants
Like I said, Frodo would be the most lowkey of all of them, but you picked up easily on his mannerisms and you can now read him like a book
You have a great knowledge of Middle-earth and he often wants to consult with you when trying to make a decision where to go next
You yourself are very protective of the four Hobbits and just have a soft spot for all of them, you like to ruffle their curly hair and sometimes tell them a legend or sing an ancient song as they go to sleep
They all love to stay close to you when you're walking over long distances, especially Frodo and Pippin
Firstly, they feel safe with you, secondly, they enjoy your company
You try to always reassure them in little ways
You always always always have a snack or a piece of candy in your pocket for any of them 🤫
You practice sword fighting with Frodo a lot, you're very concerned for his safety, of course
Sometimes that would make the other 3 just a tiny bit jealous, and then of course you'd have to do it with everyone
Gandalf had known you for a while and trusts you, therefore, all four Hobbits trust you completely
Merry is super loud and boisterous around you, shamelessly trying to get your attention, and then keep it for as long as possible
He likes to act all brave and tough when you get attacked by orcs, but more times than not you ended up saving him
Merry is definitely the boldest when it comes to openly complimenting you, and he's very dramatic about it also
In comparison to him, Sam can sometimes feel extra shy and inadequate, but you make sure to let him know you appreciate him and what he does and says
He's just as important!!!!
Sam would tell Frodo that he's crushing on you (not like it's hard to tell...) and when Frodo says he's having the same feelings, Sam immediately wants to back out but Frodo is like "you really think [y/n] would end up with either of us?"
Merry and Pippin enjoy telling you stories of their mischievous adventures so much, and they exaggerate stuff so much in order to make themselves seem cooler
You think they're unbelievably fun either way
So, Pippin is canonically the smallest and youngest and you have an EXTRA soft spot for him, and also he's the most painfully obvious about his crush
He's always sooo embarrassed when Gandalf is strict with him because you can also hear the wizard's reprimands of the young Hobbit
He blushes furiously and he gives you a sad baby look and you always reassure him that "accidents can happen to anyone" and "Gandalf can just be grumpy like that, it's not your fault"
More than once he instinctively hid behind you in a dangerous situation
Sometimes for safety he likes to hold the hem of your cloak and fiddle with it as you walk - helps him get his mind off of all the impending dangers
The other 3 Hobbits would relentlessly make fun of him for being so obvious but he doesn't care in the slightest
Many times when you were alone on the night watch, one of the Hobbits just happened to be unable to sleep and would keep you company instead
Once during the night watch Merry was hanging out with you and laughed so loudly at something you said that half of the fellowship woke up and wanted to strangle him
Especially in those late hours Frodo likes to confide in you and even talk about his dreams and visions that you try to interpret together
You teach Sam about the stars and constellations and phases of the moon
Almost every time Pippin joins you on the night watch, he ends up falling asleep like hugging you around your legs as you stand alert or something (i diagnose him with BABY)
He very much loves to give you cool rocks that he gathers on the way
If any of the Hobbits has an unpleasant dream that wakes them up, they come to you, you just have the calming protective energy (and candy in your pockets, when you think about that...)
If only one of them had a crush on you, it would be a lot to handle, let alone FOUR
But they're so cute that you just can't dismiss them or ignore them ever
And maybe all that lovely chaos is a good distraction from everything bad happening around you
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babe-bombadil · 6 months
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The Company of Thorin Oakenshield On Vacation
Fili is the first to get stopped in the metal detector for carrying knives
Ori also gets stopped but that’s just because he's wearing overalls
Bifur gets stopped at the metal detector too for obvious reasons, but he just sighs and waits for Bofur to pull his doctor’s note out
Nori’s carry on bag gets stopped because his bottle of hair gel is over the 100 ml limit
Stirs up a fuss when he won’t throw it away
Balin has to step in and resolve the conflict that’s literally his job description in Erebor
Kili looks at the arrival/departure screens and sees that a flight got canceled and just immediately assumes it was theirs
Convinces half the dwarves they need to go back before Bilbo actually bothers to double check
Gandalf claims he “accidentally” booked himself in first class while all the others are in economy although he honestly deserves it after the stress of trying to get every dwarf on the plane
Gandalf also “accidentally” booked all the dwarves seats in the very back of the plane
He gets a Thorin Glare™ when they figure this out
Kili claims he needs to sit by the window so he doesn’t get nauseous but really he just likes to look at the clouds (and stars!)
Oin is out COLD before the plane even takes off
The others pretend not to be jealous he can fall asleep so easily
Bombur usually falls asleep quickly but makes sure to stay awake because he’s excited for the free snacks is very disappointed when he realizes it’s only a tiny bag of pretzels
Gloin’s seat accidentally got switched so he’s sitting in the front of the plane next to a middle aged couple
He doesn’t care but soon gets them into a conversation about their children
Talks for hours about his own son Gimli(!!!)
The couple absolutely loves him and by the end of the flight Gloin gets invited to their daughter’s wedding
Fili reaches over and presses the call flight attendant button on Ori’s seat
Ori is extremely embarrassed and flustered when the flight attendant comes over and apologizes for bothering her so many times that it starts being awkward and the flight attendant just slowly backs away
Bilbo reads a book for the entire flight like the nerd he is
Bofur nearly gets kicked off the plane after trying to start a group song doesn’t understand why the other passengers wouldn’t join in
Dori claps when the plane lands
FIli and Kili join him as a joke and start cheering loudly
Dwalin hits the back of their seats but can’t do much more because security’s been watching him since he arrived
Thorin has the darkest circles under his eyes because this man has MAJOR insomnia
Tried to fall asleep the entire 10 hour flight and only got 5 consecutive minutes also couldn’t sleep the night before
Is officially in his Grumpy Cat Era™ because he hasn’t slept in 36 hours and is dealing with a LOT of travel stress
Falls asleep in the car on the way to the hotel
There aren’t enough seats in the rental car so they just stuff Fili and Kili in the trunk don’t worry it was their idea
Bilbo is driving
Gandalf tried to be the driver but his drivers license was revoked years ago
Balin tries to tell the company about cool landmarks they pass on the way to the hotel but everyone is so tired no one responds
He doesn’t seem to notice and will continue giving a history lesson the entire drive
Bilbo runs over a pothole and Fili and Kili hit the ceiling with a loud THWACK
No one bothers to check on them until they get to the hotel sorry not sorry
Bonus:
Thranduil and Legolas are the ones who wear full suits to get on an airplane Legolas tries to get out of this but is told he will be disowned if he wears sweats
They are also the kind of people who will get off of a 15 hour red eye looking fresher than a daisy
Have to avoid paparazzi in the airport
They bring Tauriel with them for crowd control
Can definitely afford a private plane but don’t get one because of the high carbon emissions remember elves are the biggest tree huggers
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spinningalbinoturtle · 6 months
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Lotr characters and their dogs (and other pets)
Frodo
Canonically not a dog person but also just has cat person vibes
He has two cats one of them is a chubby gray kitty named Luthien and she is incredibly spoiled. A birthday present from Bilbo
His other cat is a stray who hates everyone but Frodo- its super scrangly and Sam calls it Gollum and it stuck
After the Quest Frodo gets a little beagle service dog that helps him with PTSD and other medical stuff
Sam
Pre Quest had an old basset hound named Fingon. His dad said they didn’t have room for it but Sam insisted on feeding it and when he moved in with Frodo it came along.
Post quest he has a border collie named Ellie (short for Galadriel) who helps him replant the shire
He also keeps chickens at Bag End and spoils them a bit. They are just for eggs
Also has a little dairy cow for fresh milk. Her name is Bell after his mom
Merry
The Brandybucks have a pack of mastiffs and they love Merry. Frodo is terrified of them
They also have several feral maine coones that lounge around their manor and also love Merry but hate everyone else
Has a full size horse post quest which he is very proud of and scares the other hobbits. Its name is Theoden
Pippin
Lets be honest with ourselves Pippin has a lab who has the exact same personality as him and they go everywhere together. Its name is something really basic like Buddy
He also keeps turtles and has a whole menagerie for them. They’re all named after different foods
Aragorn
Aragorn has a husky/malamute that he found on his travels north. He howls back and forth with it and is convinced he can understand it. When he becomes king it sits at the foot of his throne and occasionally will randomly howl in the middle of a meeting.
Horse girl all the way. Brego is his bestie. Man takes excellent care of his horse and buys all kinds of extraneous shit for it.
Boromir
Denethor has a pack of vicious looking dogs but Boromir has a Dalmatian that loves him so much
Faramir adopts it for a while after Boromir dies but Faramir is much more of a cat person, so ultimately its adopted by Aragorn and becomes mates with his husky. The puppies go to his and Arwens kids
Legolas
This could go one of two ways-either he has a super graceful hunting dog like a greyhound or whippet or he has a little pomeranian he dresses up and treats like a baby
He has tried to domesticate the spiders with little success maybe because he’s also killed a lot of them
Gimli
Gimli is a terrier person. He has a little Scottish terrier who sits on his lap all the time when he’s working. Gimli made it a little sweater and it hates Legolas (its jealous of Legolas stealing Gimli’s attention).
He also keeps canaries and they are very well cared for and all have names and he’s the only one who can tell them apart
Eowyn
Has a massive Rottweiler who is super intimidating to everyone except Eowyn. It has bitten Grima multiple times. Around Eowyn it acts like a little puppy.
She also loves her horse as all Rohirrim do.
I could also see her as raising ferrets or chinchilas as well
Faramir
Firmly a cat person
Doesn’t mind dogs but vastly prefers cats
Has six of them and they’re all rescues. Their names are : Mithrandir, Radagast, Varda, Melian, Beren, and Pippin.
Eowyn indulges her crazy cat husband even when their house is overrun with kittens
Arwen
Also firmly a cat person
She’s fine Aragorn’s dog but that’s just cause its well trained
Usually just has one or two cats at a time. They’re a special breed from Lothlorien and they’re really beautiful. They like to sit on her lap and purr. They’re also vicious mousers.
Eomer
Has a big great dane who hangs out in Edoras. Its super sweet and dorky. Everyone loves it.
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delusionalwriter02 · 3 months
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OH MY GOD I LOVED YOUR INSTAGRAM POSTS !! you capture their personalities soooo well, I'm really glad I saw them 🙇🙇 can you do one as Kunikida's gf? Pretty please? 💋 ANYWAYS, HAVE A GOOD DAY 💪👋
Insta as Kunikida's GF
a/n : omg anon you're so sweet!!!!!!!!! thank you so so so much for your kind words and for your request! the "pretty please" make me think of astarion so much (i had to say it), hope you like it <3 HAVE A GREAT DAY TOO
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Yn_theoneandonly : i'm so jealous of his hair
Yosanurgirl : Drop the haircare routine
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : the WORST THING IS he don't even have a routine
↳ Yosanurgirl : genetic's a bitch
KATAI : It's giving Legolas
↳ KunikiDA : Don't even know why I bother looking at the comments
↳ Daze_i : Looking for compliment on your long ass hair
↳ KunikiDA : The only compliment I want are the one from my girlfriend
↳ Daze_i : I'm not a girl but I volunteer
↳ KunikiDA : Shut the fuck up
↳ Daze_i : Rude
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Honey calm down, he's not worth your time
↳ Daze_i : I know right ??
↳ KunikiDA : SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU
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Yn_theoneandonly : forest walk
Daze_i : he went to see where his notebook was created
↳ Yosanurgirl : Wish I had Kunikida's patience
KunikiDA : Honey you don't have to post me all of the time
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : but it's a crime to gatekeep your beauty
↳ KATAI : agree
Ranthebestpo : He should consider modeling
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : THANK YOU, I've been telling him this NONSTOP but he won't listen
↳ KunikiDA : What's the point of being a detective if my face is known ?
↳ Ranthebestpo : He got a point
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : NO RANPO STAY ON MY SIDE
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Yn_theoneandonly : i LOVE IT when he detached his hair
KunikiDA : Love, really, you need to learn how to gatekeep
↳ KATAI : NO DON'T
↳ KunikiDA : Katai ????
Daze_i : Why is the chandelier so close to the ground ????
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : it's cute and iconic
↳ Daze_i : no it's stupid
↳ KunikiDA : don't you dare insult her
Yosanurgirl : if i had him as a math teacher I wouldn't have skipped class
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you never went to school love
↳ Yosanurgirl : BUT IF I DID, I wouldn't have skipped
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : 100% agree
↳ Daze_i : Is everybody having a crush on him or ???
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you do ????
↳ Atshushiii : thought you said you weren't interested in men Dazai ??
↳ Daze_i : i'm not
↳ Chu_uya : bullshit
↳ KunikiDA : Why are you even here Chuuya ?
↳ Daze_i : I don't mind him being here
↳ Ranthebestpo : Of course
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : just create a damn group chat
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Yn_theoneandonly : Even after a mission he looks SO good
Yosanurgirl : Dazai in the back is killing me
↳ Daze_i : May I join ?
↳ Yosanurgirl : Absolutely not
Atsushiii : It looks like a photoshoot
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : thanks to my phone
Daze_i : Why blurry me ???? It's a crime
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you're not the one I wanted in the photo
↳ KunikiDA : Dazai stop flirting with my girlfriend
↳ Daze_i : I'm not flirting, I'm asking WHY i'm not the object of the photo
↳ KunikiDA : Make that stupid brain of yours work for once
KATAI : Must say that he's looking GOOD
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : right ???
↳ Ranthebestpo : for once I agree with you
↳ Daze_i : When I say that everybody is in love with him
↳ Ranthebestpo : Don't include me in everybody
↳ p0e : you're in love Ranpo ?
↳ Ranthebestpo : THAT'S NOT THE SUBJECT
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Gotta make it clear for everybody, IT'S MY MAN
↳ KunikiDA : I love you sweetheart
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I love you more honey
↳ Yosanurgirl : When it's our turn to be happy ?
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Hello!! Hope you liked it ? I had some much fun writing it so thank you again for your kind words and your request <3
See you <3
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thcfountain · 3 months
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Dating Noah includes:
bisexual afab reader edition. (Dating Noah headcanons are now by request only.) MDNI.
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You and Noah point out hot people together.
"Hey," Noah gets your attention immediately by putting his phone in your face. "Isn't she hot?"
You take the phone from his hands, looking over the gorgeous instagram model on the screen. "Fuck yeah," you agree, passing his phone back. "She's beautiful."
"She has nice tits," he adds. "I wanna suck on them."
Although you two oggle hotties together, he sometimes gets jealous. There's a little jealous streak in Noah that acts up when he sees you with someone too hot.
An arm drapes around your shoulders, pulling you taught against his side out of nowhere. You look up at Noah and see him hardcore eying the person you'd been in conversation with. "Hey, sweetie," he says to you, looking directly at the person so they get the hint. "How's my girl?"
you, Noah, and your collective friend group sometimes go do karaoke together. It's definitely a little obnoxious to karaoke with someone who sounds as angelic as Noah does though.
Noah is a Nerd with a capital N and sometimes you surprise him by dressing up as his favorite characters.
His eyes practically bug out of his head when he sees you in the Legolas costume. You sit on the bed, leaning back on your hands and watching him with a smirk.
"How do you feel about getting blown by an elven prince?" You ask and the words are barely out of your mouth before his pants hit the floor.
gay jokes. so many gay jokes.
"Does this look okay?" Jolly holds the picture frame he's trying to hang, as level as he can get it. "What do you think, Noah?"
Noah eyes it for a second. "It's about as straight as my girlfriend," he replies jokingly and Jolly sighs.
"What about now, is it still gay to the left?" Jolly asks, after adjusting the frame and you choke out a laugh.
"It's gay to the right now," you answer.
Noah asking you to help him do eyeshadow in the bi colors (or in his pride colors) for a concert during pride month.
Someone throws a bi flag at him on stage and he immediately ties it on like a cape.
"Someone gif this and send it to y/n. I'm Captain Bisexual now."
helping Noah explore his own sexuality. He feels safe and secure enough with you to do it and even if he settles on being straight or realises he's LBGT+, you're both just proud of him for being open and secure enough in his sexuality.
adopting a cat with Noah and the two of you write down a bunch of pronouns, genders, and sexualities on pieces of paper, crumble them up, and throw them on the floor so your cat can choose it's identity like the old tiktok trend.
as long as it's discussed and consented to by you both and then other parties, sometimes you and Noah bring other people into your bed. Sometimes for threesomes or orgies and sometimes just because one of you wants to watch the other fuck.
Devin Oliver shoves your face down into the mattress, fucking you hard and fast from behind. You turn your head, catching Noah's eye as he watches. The sight of him stroking his cock while watching his friend fuck you, paired with how well Devin was fucking you, made your walls tighten as another orgasm washed over you.
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Noah goes down on the girl that you two had brought home and her back arches immediately under his ministrations. You cup her cheek, moving her to face you so the two of you can share a kiss, one that she moans into when Noah flicks his tongue over her clit.
Putting together DND campaigns/characters together. You two and your friends have absolutely had a campaign based on the Concrete Jungle.
The table is covered in game play items - maps, character sheets, dice, etc and bowls of snacks line every surface of counter space in the kitchen.
"I can't believe you named your character Haon," you laughed as Noah rolled the dice, rolling a charisma check to see if he could flirt for information.
"You wouldn't let me name my character Noah," he says, sticking his tongue out and then cheering for his nat20.
joining the band for a stop or two during tour and cuddling with Noah after concerts or watching him perform from the side of the stage.
if he knows you're watching the concert, he sometimes gets horny. Dance moves that contain a lot of hip thrusting or even once grinding on Nicholas who got a little too into it when playing. (And was immediately afterward asked if he wants a bj from Noah as long as you could watch)
wearing matching Naruto inspired outfits with him.
implying that you're interested in learning guitar and sitting on his lap as he helps show you the different chords.
Noah teaching you a few simple songs on the guitar and accompanying you on the keyboard/piano so you can have a jam sesh.
showering with Noah and having him sit or bend down so you can wash his hair for him. lots of smoochies in the shower but no sex because one time Noah slipped and almost cracked his skull.
one time Noah surprises you by wearing lingerie.
getting boudoir photos done for/with each other
he gets very good at masturbating silently so he can send you videos while on tour.
doing fancy baths together. you guys have a huge collection of bath bombs, bath salt, bubbles, etc, for bath time. One time he brings home bath tub crayons as a joke.
You draw some stick people on the side of the tub and he laughs. "You are such an artist, baby," he teases.
"Hey at least I didn't draw 3 dicks with arms," you reply, pointing to Noah's drawings.
one time he buys a glitter bath bomb and glitter is immediately banned from the house afterwards.
He gets out first and your jaw drops, noticing the glitter that covers every inch of Noah's skin. "You look like Edward Cullen," you point out as you get out of the tub and scrunch your nose at your own glitter covered body.
The tub was a glitter disaster and it took you both several days to scrub off the glitter off yourselves.
sharing a secret spotify account with him so you can both make playlists and share music with each other.
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velaryqns · 2 years
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my jealous, jealous elf
REQUEST: My talented and hottie friend, can I request a fluffy imagine with Legolas where the reader is part of the fellowship and he's all jelly of Aragorn because the reader and he were close? This sounds so cringe but I swear it sounded better in my head 💀.
REQUESTED BY: @augustwithquills
PAIRINGS: legolas x reader, aragorn x reader (platonic)
SONG: not applicable
WARNINGS: fluff, jealous legolas
“I can hear your loathing from over here,” Gimli sounded unimpressed as he spoke, grabbing the elf’s attention and causing his eyes to dance toward him. Gimli was looking toward where Legolas had been staring, but then brought his gaze to him, “Jealous?”
Legolas guffawed, turning his attention to what was in his hands, a little wood carving. He had heard of it, and you had taught him during the journey. Being in the Fellowship, you had learned and taught plenty from and to the group. Legolas had brought his gaze from the small wooden animal in his hands, back up to you. 
You were sitting beside Aragorn, laughing and talking while you tied your hair into a braid. Legolas had discovered that you and Aragorn had grown rather close over your time in the Fellowship, and it caused a deep hatred toward the Dunedain. Maybe it was because you both were Dunedain, you’d traveled with him. Legolas still felt resentment.
“If you’d speak with them-” Gimili was interrupted by Legolas’ cool glare, and he clamped his mouth and returned his attention to whatever his previous task had been, as long as it was leaving Legolas at peace. 
His eyes darted to you once more, witnessing Aragorn remove his cloak and drape it over your shivering body while he rose to his feet and walked away. You and Aragorn had gone on a small adventure today, mostly to hunt, which led to the pair of you stuck at a bank. You returned soaking wet, leading the Fellowship to ensure you stayed warm for the rest of the day. Gimli had made his remarks about the situation, which entertained you long enough for his liking. 
Legolas rose to his feet, watching Aragorn’s retreating back before walking around the flame to see you. You smiled up at him, pulling Aragorn’s cloak tighter around your body and pulling a hand out to pat at the empty spot beside you. Legolas smiled and took the spot, joining you on the log and turning toward you. 
He was enamored by you. Your eyes, your smile, the swift ways you took to fighting, how you carried yourself, and how much you would willingly sacrifice for the people you considered your friends. Legolas studied you for a moment, a few beats of complete silence surrounding you before you spoke. 
“If you’re going to scold me about the water...” you trailed off with a sigh, sad eyes shifting toward the fire dancing before you.
“Not everyone can be as swift and careful as I,” he cracked. You gave a little laugh and turned to face him once more. He grinned, happy to know he could make you laugh just as easy as the other man you seemed so fond of, “Truly, I just need to make sure you’re feeling much better after what happened?”
“Much,” you nodded your head and glanced back to where Aragorn had disappeared to, “so much warmer, and dry as well.”
Legolas chuckled, nodding, “Very good.”
There was that smile again, the one that had drawn him to you when you first met. Before he could speak again, Aragorn had returned. He carried your cloak draped over his arm and a satisfied smile on his face, “All dry, y/n/n.”
y/n/n? Were you really that close with Aragorn? Legolas wanted to scoff and walk away right then and there, but your presence and voice kept him grounded as you thanked the dark haired man and returned his cloak. You turned to face Legolas, putting your cloak around you shoulders. 
“Walk with me?” The sound of your voice caused Legolas to beam, nodding his head. He rose to his full height and held his hand out to you, of which you accepted gratefully. Legolas led you away from the fire, and your arm looped through his. The elf was taken aback, glancing over as you rested your head against his upper arm.
“Is that comfortable?” He breathed a little laugh and you nodded against Legolas, pulling away before angling your face to look up at him. Your smile made him grin like a fool, and he looked to the ground that you were walking over, “I’m glad.”
“It’s an awfully beautiful night,” you hummed, glancing up toward the moonlit sky above the both of you, watching the stars, “but I think it’s that way every night.”
Legolas watched you fondly, a small smile resting on his face. You turned to look at him, “Do you need something?”
“You’re just beautiful tonight,” Legolas gestured up to the sky with his free arm, “much like the night sky.”
A look of amusement is what he received, and he instantly regretted his word choice, “Don’t worry, I know of you and Aragorn.”
“Me and Aragorn?” You questioned, you laughed at shook your head, “He and I are simply close because we’ve known each other since we were young. We’re friends, much like you and Gimli.”
Legolas scoffed at the mention of his friend, one of the people he was closest to from the Fellowship, “I wouldn’t say it’s like that-“
“But it is,” you chuckled and looked in front of you, coming to a stop and turning to face Legolas. Your hand trailed down his arm before sliding into his hand. Legolas stopped in front of you, “Aragorn is like my brother. But you Legolas, I feel a different connection with you.”
Your hand felt warm in his own, and he looked down to ensure he wasn’t imagining. You grinned, “And Gimli has told me. Are you truly jealous of how close I am with Aragorn?”
“No- I…” Legolas fell silent, knowing he had been caught when you tilted your head with a doubtful smile.
Your other hand went to the back of his neck, tangling with his long hair, and you rose to your tiptoes. You pulled Legolas down to you, lips gently pressing together. His hand cupping your cheek caused you to smile into the action as you both deepened the kiss.
After a while, you pulled away. You and Legolas stood with your faces only a few inches apart, eyes locked as you studied his elegant features.
“It is much better when you’re not looking at me after having a bout of jealousy,”
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In My Place
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Request: hey ! 🥰 i was wondering if as a fic, you could write about maybe the reader and aragorn being friends for a long time and when the fellowship forms, the reader starts to form a friendship w boromir too, except aragorn starts to get a little jealous, and he and the reader are at odds w each other? but then the group gets attacked and split up, and aragorn kinda reveals how he feels while they’re arguing and looking for the rest of the group? @sebstanshit
A/N: This came out angstier than I thought it would, but I hope you enjoy it all the same! Also 100% convinced Aragorn can be a little bitch when he wants to be ("and i will die as one of them" smh legolas was talking in elvish for a reason aragorn)
Aragorn x Reader
Gender-neutral reader
No content warnings
3k words
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The cool evening air blew through the open window of Aragorn’s rooms, and with it came the faint sound of music from Elrond’s Halls. The scent of rosemary lingered in the air, the sprig still floating in the wash basin in the corner. You leaned back on the wall, your arms crossed over your chest, and watched Aragorn fiddle with his hair. His fingers carded through the damp strands, untangling and smoothing the locks so accustomed to neglect. 
Your fingers twitched. How easy it would be to cross the room, to offer to help him. A few paces and you would be by his side. A few paces, and the distance you tried so hard to maintain would vanish under your feet. You shifted and tore your eyes away from him. It could not be. Could never be. Aragorn was a friend, and that was enough.
“What is the matter, my friend?” Aragorn glanced over his shoulder. “If you are impatient to join the party, please go ahead. I will be there soon.”
How could you tell him? What words could possibly convey the maddening desire to be near him? The constant pull at your heart and tug at your limbs, the draw of your gaze to his hands, his eyes, his lips. 
You nodded and forced a smile onto your face. “I will leave you to your battles.”
You slipped out of his room and down the open corridor towards the farewell celebration. Owls hooted in the distance, and crickets chirped in the bushes nearby. You inhaled, sucking in the comforting smell of pine. When did the silent torture of his presence start? A few months? A year? 
All you knew was that a month ago you had reached out to place a comforting hand on his arm, and when his own hand came to rest on top of yours, you felt as if you wanted to stay there, enfolded in his touch. 
You had ripped your hand back, had turned from him and fled. 
You were no fool. You knew how others looked at him, how their eyes would linger on his form, how they spoke of him when he was not around. How could you compare to any of them? Aragorn was an heir, a king. You were just another orphan, common as the daisies in the fields. It was only by sheer chance and Elrond’s kindness that you found your way to his side. 
Ever the constant companion, ever the unwavering friend. No one else knew how he liked his pipe filled, how he favoured his left just ever so slightly when he fought, how he sometimes dreamed of his father’s voice. 
You shook your head and took another breath. It would be no good showing up to the party bitter and brooding. You rounded the corner into one of the empty halls and stumbled into someone. Warm arms came around you, steadying.
“Forgive me, I was not watching where I was going,” Boromir said, a rueful smile on his face. 
“I am equally at fault, my lord.” You stepped back and straightened your robes. “Are you not attending the party?”
“I am on my way there, but I must admit that I am lost. Lord Elrond’s halls are maze-like, and I am unfamiliar with them.” He chuckled. “My companions left me to wrangle my hair so I had no one to guide me.”
You laughed, shaking your head. “You are not the only one who suffered such a fate. I have just abandoned my friend to his tangles.”
“It seems that we are well matched then! Seeing as you have deserted your companions and I have been deserted by mine. I trust you know the way?”
“We have just a few more rooms to pass through and we shall be there.” You started and he fell in step with you. 
“I am looking forward to a good celebration, even if it is one for our leaving. Valar knows we all could use some cheer.” He flashed another smile at you and you felt your lips curl up. “And those halflings, the hobbits, I expect they shall be good fun.”
You thought of the troublemaking hobbits unknowingly shocking the elves with some Shire custom. “I expect they will be dancing on the tables and making a fine mess of Elrond’s hall.”
“They are good additions to the Fellowship, I think.”
You arched a brow at him. “You do not think they will slow us down? Or are unnecessary burdens?”
Aragorn had expressed such a thought to you, worried that they may not be fit for such a journey.
“Perhaps, but swords and bows are not the only things that win battles. A little bit of hope and joy can be the difference between a person choosing to stay down, defeated, or to stand up, determined.”
You glanced at him, heart lifting at his words. Hope and joy. Perhaps you could afford some of that, some lightness, some cheer. Perhaps you shall never have Aragorn, perhaps the world will be engulfed in darkness. But there was still happiness to be had. 
The music grew louder and the both of you approached the open door. Merry and Pippin were dancing, arms linked, while the elves looked on with amused smiles. 
“I see we have not missed too much,” Boromir said, laughing. “Those little hobbits are yet to raise any hell.”
He looked at you, mirth in his eyes and you chuckled. “Perhaps we could be persuasive.”
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The late evening sun streamed through the trees and casted the forest in a soft gold. Aragorn trudged through the shrubs and bushes, twigs snapping under his heavy steps. Behind him the hobbits chatted, comparing recipes, and further behind, you were speaking to Boromir. Your laugh rang out in the air, one of pure joy and happiness. 
He fought the urge to glance behind, to see your smiling face, and he ground down on his teeth. After a month of your shifting eyes and feeble smiles, all it took was Boromir’s arrival to change that. 
Aragorn had tried all he knew to cheer you but you had been determined to evade him with every attempt. His invitations to walk in the wilds went rebuffed more often than not, and his little dry comments about things had not elicited anything more than a forced smile from you. 
What had happened? For it seemed that one evening you were fine, and the next you were not. You had made your excuses to him, fatigue from the constant scouting, fear for what lay ahead. But it seemed that all that vanished when you were in the company of other people. That evening at the farewell party in Rivendell had only served to confirm his observations. 
You had been standing close to Boromir, clapping along to the music, and when he had slung his arm over your shoulder and drew you in, you did not recoil. All night long, you had laughed at Boromir’s words, had nudged him with your elbow when the hobbits beckoned him to join them, had shared his goblet of wine when you had misplaced your own. 
How strange it was, for Aragorn to see the both of you the way he expected others had seen you and him before. Was his place not there, where Boromir had been standing?
Ever the constant companion, ever the unwavering friend. No one else knew how you would raid the kitchens at night for food, how you would sing little made up songs when you thought you were alone, how you traced the scar on your arm when you were nervous. 
Was it possible that you had seen what was in his eyes, the adoration plain on his face, and were repulsed? He had tried his best to disguise it, to keep hidden the tenderness in his heart. But from the way Elrond would sometimes look at him, compassion mingled with amusement, he sensed perhaps he was not as successful as he thought. 
He had thought of speaking to you, but the words never came. His eyes would linger on your face, on the line of your nose or the curve of your lips, and when you looked up at him, head tilted in question, all he could do was shake his head and look away. How could he burden you with his love? Risk confining you to a throne when he knew you belonged out here in the wilds?
He could never have you, so what good would it do to have the words spoken?
“Aragorn,” you called and he blinked out of his thoughts, turning. 
The hobbits were leaning on each other, cheeks flushed and foreheads sweaty. Legolas and Gimli were circling the small clearing, and you and Boromir were frowning at him. 
“What is the matter?” His eyes darted between his companions. “Why have we stopped?”
“We have tried to call you twice,” you said. “We are all weary, it is best if we camp here for the night.”
Aragorn glanced at the woods, the darkness growing closer as night began to fall. “We should walk another hour or so. We can light torches if we must.”
“Aragorn, there is little point. It is better to rest well and start early tomorrow.”
“I agree,” Boromir said, laying a hand on your shoulder. 
Aragron’s heart twisted at the sight. He opened his mouth to protest, to mention the urgency of the quest, when out of the corner of his eye he saw Legolas slowly shake his head. He exhaled, willing the tension in his chest and shoulders to ease. “Very well, but we leave at dawn.”
The hobbits gave each other tired smiles and went about setting up camp. Aragorn sat down against a tree and rummaged through his pack. Footsteps approached and he looked up to see you walking towards him. 
“Are you alright, Aragorn? You seem ill at ease.”
What could he say? What words could convey the wretched ache in his chest when he saw you with Boromir? When he looked at you and saw the ghost of himself by your side where Boromir was. 
He shook his head. “I am simply weary.”
“Boromir mentioned teaching us some game he and his brother contrived to entertain themselves as children. It involves twigs and pebbles I believe. Would you care to join us?”
“No, I am alright as I am.”
You glanced back to where Boromir was teaching Legolas. The elf knocked two twigs together hesitantly, his brows furrowed in confusion. Merry flicked a rock at Sam who tossed it back. A smile crept onto your face. “Are you certain? It will be quite fun, I imagine.”
Fun. When was the last time he allowed himself such a thing? Years ago, perhaps, running wild and feral through the woods with you. Back when crowns and kings did not matter, where shadow and doom did not loom so close. He could not afford such a thing, but that was no reason to deprive you of it. 
He nodded towards Boromir and forced a smile. “You better go or you will miss out.”
He watched you kneel beside Legolas, watched Pippin lean against your shoulder, and tried not to stare as you looked up and smiled at Boromir. 
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The clash of steel rang out in the air. You reached into your quiver and knocked your last arrow to your bow. Aragorn was behind you, fighting off one of the orcs. Another one made its way towards you, lumbering in its heavy armour as it stepped over the bloodied bodies of its company. You took a breath and let your arrow fly. 
It hit its mark true, the arrow protruding from its neck. The orc let out a spluttering cry as its eyes rolled back. It fell to its knees and you turned to look behind you. 
The orc lay dead at Aragorn’s feet and he cleaned his blade before sheathing it. How handsome he looked, windswept and flushed from battle, his eyes bright and his lips parted. A stray leaf was lodged in his hair and your fingers longed to pluck it out. 
He turned to you, a grim smile on his face. “It has been some time since we fought together, has it not?”
“Our luck has run out,” you grimaced, walking over to him. “The Enemy has found us.”
He looked around, eyes darting between the trees. “They have led us away from the rest. I suspect that was what they intended all along.”
“We should find them, head back to camp.”
He nodded. “I fear for the hobbits, especially Frodo. I worry what may happen if he and Boromir are alone.”
You frowned at him. “What do you imply?”
“You saw the way he looked at the ring on Caradhras. I fear he will not be able to resist the temptation.”
Your stomach lurched at the thought of Boromir trying to tear the ring from Frodo. Laughing, cheerful Boromir, driven to madness by the cursed thing. “What you fear may not come to pass. Let us go.”
You found your bearings and started towards the camp. Aragorn walked next to you, his shoulders tight and his face drawn. There was something on his mind, you knew. It was the slight puckering of his lips, the subtle sucking in of his cheeks. Something on his mind he was trying very hard not to speak. 
“What is it, my friend? I know that look.”
He glanced at you, face pained before he let out a long breath. “I wish you would not let your feelings for Boromir cloud your judgement.”
You blinked at him. Your feelings for Boromir? Was it such a terrible thing to have some faith in a friend? “Cloud my judgement? We are his companions, we should have more trust.”
“Your trust in him does not extend to mine.”
What did Aragorn mean by that? Was he aware of something you were not?
Ever since the fellowship left Rivendell he had been cold and distant to Boromir. Aragorn only ever spoke to him when he needed to, his tone short and clipped. Boromir had asked you about it once, but you could not offer any explanation for Aragorn’s behaviour. Perhaps the presence of the steward’s son was too strong of a reminder of the throne he was fated to take. 
But that did little to explain his disposition towards you. Since the journey began it felt as though an undercurrent of disharmony ran between you and him. Insisting on walking more instead of resting, arguing over which clearing would be better for camp, declining the buttered mushrooms you knew he loved. 
Even your attempts to coax it out of him by the fireside yielded little more than a few dismissive words. Why, after so many years, did he decide to shut you out? At a time where trust and faith were needed the most? You shook your head and sighed. 
“Aragorn, you have been in a foul mood since we left Rivendell. What has been on your mind?” His jaw tensed and he glanced away. 
“It is nothing.”
You let out a mirthless laugh. “Have you also lost your trust in me?”
Aragorn stopped and turned to face you. His grey eyes were stormy and his lips were twisted. “Have you lost your trust in me?”
“What do you mean?” You crossed your arms, frown growing on your face.
“For weeks, you have been sullen. You refuse to confide in me, you reject my attempts at cheering you.” He glanced away and let out a sharp exhale. “And yet when Boromir arrived, it took little more than a few days for the both of you to become fast friends.”
You blinked at him. He was bothered by your closeness with Boromir? 
“If I have betrayed your trust in some way, you should have told me,” he said, voice a little lower. “I do not have your love, I know, but it is far too difficult to also lose your friendship.”
What was he saying? Why did he sound so resigned, so bitter? “Aragorn—”
He sighed. “It is out at last. My words, my feelings.”
Your heart raced in your chest. His feelings? Aragorn felt for you what you did for him? All this while he had shared in your feelings of longing. Had you missed his glances, so wrapped up in your own pain? So determined not to love him that whatever tenderness he might have shown was lost to you.
You took a steadying breath. “You have never lost my friendship, and you have always had my love.”
His eyes snapped to yours, the irritation melting away into confusion. His frown softened and his jaw grew slack. His lips parted and closed, and he shook his head. “How can this be?”
You reached up, hand trembling, and cupped his cheek. His skin was warm, his beard rough. He leaned into your touch, his eyes fluttering shut. You stroked his cheek with your thumb, relishing the feel of him under your hand. You tugged gently and he brought his forehead to yours. You inhaled his scent, musk and moss, pipeweed and woodsmoke. 
“I fear I have been foolish,” he whispered. “I had thought you and Boromir… You have been so distant of late.”
“I have been foolish as well. I thought if I was not so close to you, it would ease my aching heart.”
He drew back and pressed a kiss to your temple. “Did it work, meleth nin?”
You chuckled. “It only served to make it worse.”
He beamed at you but his expression sobered. “The throne—”
“Aragorn, my place is here with you. No matter where you may go. I am more worried about what people may say. I am not…”
“I do not care,” he muttered and brought his lips to your forehead. “I would not be parted from you.”
“Then do not be parted from me.” You reached for his hand and squeezed. His eyes were bright and a smile lingered on his lips. His arms came around you, strong and safe, and you tucked your nose into his neck. He leaned against you, the tension melting away from his shoulders. 
 “Come,” he said, pulling back. “We have tarried too long. I do fear for the hobbits. They are ill-equipped to defend themselves.”
You reached for the leaf in his hair, a smile growing on your face. He caught your hand and pressed a kiss to your palm. “Then let us hurry. We will have our time later.”
“Yes,” he muttered, his eyes meeting yours, soft and full of promise. “We will have our time.”
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aphroditesmoon · 1 year
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AO3 ACCOUNT for my book ship fanfics
requests: closed 🫶
A/N: there is no guarantee that I will do your request, I write what im comfortable with.
DNI: racists, sexists, homophobes, ableists, pro-israel
fandoms; -house of the dragon, -the last of us(hbo/game), -wednesday(netflix), -lord of the rings(books/movies), -the last kingdom(netflix), -cosmere(brandon sanderson), -narnia(books/movies), -spiderverse(itsv/atsv), - mortal kombat(game), -call of duty modern warfare(game), -percy jackson and the olympians (books and tv series)
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PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIAN°°°
Clarisse La Rue X Reader
enemies to lovers hcs
(warning: mild violence, kissing )
the look of love, the rush of blood
(warnings: aphrodites daughter!reader, fluff)
back to you
(warnings: ep2 spoilers, protective clarisse)
I like a challenge when the prize is you
(warnings: platonic luke x reader, kissing)
wish you'd tell me
(warnings: oblivious reader, flirty clarisse, kissing, mostly fluff)
cause I love this curse on our house
(warnings: sparring violence, arguing, hurt/comfort, fluff at end)
love letters from the sea to the shore
(warnings: siren reader, slightly ooc clarisse)
lacrymosa part 2
(warnings: in chapter description)
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SPIDERVERSE°°°
Gwen Stacy X Reader
first date hcs
(warnings: none, fluff, fem reader)
relationship hcs. fluff hcs 2
(warnings: cursing, fluff, kissing)
lose your faith in me
(warnings: hurt/comfort, curse words, gn reader)
mirrored hearts
(warnings: afab reader, gn terms, spider-person reader, curse words)
love it if we made it
(warnings: curse words, gwen's peter is alive, gn terms, reader described as having long hair)
picture me better
(warnings: none, afab reader, gn terms, flirty gwen, adhd coded reader, fluff)
I'm holding my night in your hands
(warnings: fem!reader, flirty gwen, maybe ooc gwen a bit, overthinker reader, fluff)
see how it shines
(warnings: none, fluff, flirty gwen, fem reader)
heaven
(warnings: angst)
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THE LAST OF US°°°
Joel Miller x Reader
running free
(warnings: angst w fluff, mentions of blood)
here with me
(warnings: age gap (reader is 34), fluff)
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Tommy Miller X Reader
dating tommy hcs (warnings: nsfw, pregnancy, mentions of gun/shooting)
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Tess Servopoulos x Reader
tess x sunshine reader: oneshots/hcs
be sweet to me (warnings: violence/robbery)
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LOTR/ THE HOBBIT°°°
Gigolas (Legolas Greenleaf x Gimli Son Of Gloin)
winterlude
(warnings: none)
sweet creature
(warnings: gore, blood, orcs)
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Boromir son of Denethor x Reader
lady of the lake
(warnings: lotr spoiler, physical assault (unintentional)
halfling
(warnings: none)
let time heal
(warnings: wounds, injuries)
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Aragorn son of Arathorn X Reader
shrike
(warnings: hurt/comfort ish, mostly fluff, mentioned nudity)
Legolas Greenleaf x Reader
too close
(warnings; nsfw, smut, enemies to lovers, jerk leggy)
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WEDNESDAY °°°
Wenclair (wednesday addams x enid sinclair)
afterglow
(warnings: slight angst w fluff ending)
cara mia
(warnings: implications of homophobia)
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Wenclair x Reader
dove
(warnings: bullying, outcast reader, gender neutral terms for reader)
like real people do
(warnings: transmasc reader, afab reader, nb pronouns)
cherry pit
(warnings: requested/reader with name)
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Xavier Thorpe x Reader
it's you I think of
(warnings: (jealous!xavier, fluff ending)
as strange as it seems
(warnings: none)
how to get out of love
part ii
(warnings: angst, mentions of blood and wounds)
newlyweds hcs
(warnings: slight nsfw, absent parent)
celebrating your birthday with him hcs
(warnings: reader uses he/him pronouns)
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Yoko Tanaka x Reader
devil's sweetheart
(warnings: smut, nsfw, minors dni!!, mention of abusive relationship, cheating)
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Wednesday Addams x Xavier Thorpe
(coming soon)
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THE LAST KINGDOM°°°
Osferth x Reader
from eden
(warnings; smut, nsfw (minors dni!!)
tinderbox of a heart
(warnings: mentions of prostitution and child neglect)
osferth taking care of sick wife reader hcs
(warnings: none)
sweet
(warnings: nsfw, smut (minors dni!!), slight angst, black cat/golden retriever)
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Sihtric Kjartansson x Reader
in full bloom
(warnings: pregnant reader, bit gore, s5 spoilers)
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HOTD°°°
Jacaerys Velaryon
replaceable
(warnings; angst, minor character deaths)
- part ii
- part iii
- part iv (nsfw!!)
lady of the house of wolves
(warnings - gore, violence, minor character death)
bejeweled
(warnings; nsfw, smut, minors dni!!)
all's blood runs dry but yours
(warnings; blood, nsfw, smut, minors dni!!)
kerosene
(warnings: none yet)
- part ii
- part iii
opal angel
(warnings: none)
jace as your boyfriend (modern!au)
(warnings: smut, minors dni!!)
daughter of whispers
(warnings; none)
delicate
(warnings: THAT decapitation scene)
halloween
(warnings: grief, mentions of death)
reverie
(warnings: social anxiety, nsfw, smut, minors dni!!)
go as a dream
(warnings: none)
out of touch
(warnings: nsfw(minors dni!!), gore, slight angst + fluff
ending)
lotus
(warnings: none)
silver into rain
(warnings: none)
jace with breeding kink hcs
(warnings: nsfw, smut, minors dni!!)
jealous jace
(warnings: none)
andromeda
(warnings: angst w fluff ending)
kill bill
(warnings: jealous!reader)
mended hearts once sewed apart
(warnings: angst w fluff, jacemond has beef)
thoroughfare
(warnings: angst, death)
jace as a daddy's girl hcs
(warnings; none)
moonkissed
(warnings: nsfw, smut (minors dni!!)
tutoring jace modern!au hcs
(warnings:none)
golden
(warnings: slavery, mentions of SA)
part 2 part 3 part4
sweetest thing on this side of heaven
(warnings: none)
stuck on a puzzle
(warnings: bit angst, all characters r aged up)
heavy is the crown
(warnings; aged-up jace, mentions of canon character deaths, nsfw, mentions of smut, grief)
let the light in
(warnings: cheating(not on jace), infidelity, grief, angst)
fade into you
(warnings: age-gap, targcest)
sea, swallow me
(warnings in description)
Part 2 part 3 part 4
you go back to the old house but you've been locked out
(warnings in description)
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Harwin Strong
melting moment
(warnings: smut, minors dni!!)
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Little warrior: Uncle Thranduil x baby niece reader x big cousin Legolas.
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Age: newborn reader Chan is Thranduil's infant niece and Legolas kid cousin. She's a baby in elf years. Her parents died in battle from protecting their kingdom and since Thranduil and Legolas are her only living relatives they take her in. I am a sucker for Middle Earth x young reader/oc fics.
King Thranduil and his son Prince Legolas are both shocked to see an infant only a month old sleeping in Elrond's arms with a chubby hand gripping his robe.
She had pure starlight hair and fair skin.
She was the splitting image of her late mother and late grandmother.
Thranduil and Legolas couldn't help but stare at the newborn elf until she made a small noise and opened her eyes to reveal midnight blue eyes that were big enough to cover her little face.
Her innocence was enough to make even Sauron himself explode, she cooed curiously at her surroundings but she began to whimper "I think she knows we're not her parents and that this isn't her home." Legolas said fearfully as Elrond tried to calm the little elf girl down "Give her here Elrond." Thranduil said taking the elfling in his arms and gently shushing her in Sindarin like he did with his sister, your late mother when she was a baby.
Your whimpers turn into small hiccups as you looked at the ellon holding you and speaking in Sindarin calming you down "I can't believe my little sister had a child but didn't tell me." Thranduil said still looking down at you while you're sucking your thumb making Elrond shake his head "Y/N please don't do that penneth." He said taking your thumb out of your mouth and putting in a pacifier instead.
It was soothing you and making you fall back asleep in your new uncles arms "She will stay here in Mirkwood." Thranduil said still holding you hearing your soft snores and squeaks.
2 months later:
Your in a sling cloth that your cousin had wrapped around himself to put you in so he can keep you close to him while he trained and his father was in a meeting that didn't allow children so you were stuck with Legolas until the meeting finished.
You watch the arrow zoom and hit the target dead center making you coo curiously "I'll teach you how to shoot when you're a little older little warrior." Legolas said patting your fuzzy head until a voice spoke "why not teach her now." Elladan said as he shot at the target Legolas shot splitting the arrow "Really?" Legolas asked "I can do better then that." Elrohir said walking up and shooting his own arrow splitting Elladan's arrow making you clap your chubby hands "See she likes me better. I am the oldest after all!" Elrohir said patting your fuzzy head.
That made Legolas and Elladan jealous "She likes me better, I'm taller." Elladan said "No me. I'm her older cousin after all!" Legolas shot back.
The three young adult elves began bickering back and forth like angry wargs when a voice was heard "Ummm. Am I interrupting something?" Glorfindel asked "Glorf! Good timing hold Y/N for me." Legolas said giving you to the even older elf who is quite pleased "Well hello little one." He said tickling your stomach earning squeals from you.
An hour later:
Thranduil and Elrond both stood in front of their sons with disapproving looks on their faces while their sons stood there with sheepish looks on their bruised faces with you being held by Glorfindel who stood there watching while you played with his honey blond ringlets.
After the meeting ended Elrond and Thranduil decided to see how the boys were doing in training when they saw Legolas and the twins Rough housing and bickering over who you liked better.
Though they found it amusing they saw the elves from the meeting staring with some snickering and others shaking their heads, Thranduil getting annoyed with the bickering decided to end it "Boys." He said loud and clear making them stop and look up "Adar! King Thranduil! Your out early." Elrohir said scratching the back of his neck earning a scolding look from Elrond "We can't even leave you lot with a baby." Thranduil said taking you from Glorfindel as your squealing and cooing at him making him smile "I take it that you enjoyed the boys show little Warrior?" The king asked as you cooed up at him making him chuckle "I'll take that as a yes." He said as he and Elrond walked back to the palace  leaving behind Glorfindel and the boys who all stood behind “She likes Adar more.” Legolas squeaked out.
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kylobith · 5 months
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LotR Week - Day 7 (17th Dec) - Happy 20th anniversary to The Return of the King!
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Like every year, it is movie night and everybody participates in one way or another.
Sam busies himself in the kitchen, wearing his apron over his clothes, tidying up while his stew cooks on the stove so there would be little clutter left to clean up once the evening has been enjoyed. Éowyn offered her help but was kindly distracted by Aragorn and Faramir at once, who suggested that she prepare the plates of snacks instead. So, happy to be included anyway, she stands at the little table set up in the corner of the kitchen and lays out cubes of cheese and other finger food on several plates, planting little sword-shaped picks into them so nobody would pick the food with their own fingers. Blissfully captivated by her task, a wide grin upon her face, she ignores the hidden high-five that her husband and the man she once thought she loved share in her back.
Counting the seats to ensure that everybody has the perfect and comfortable spot for them, Frodo clicks his tongue and rearranges some of the chairs. As Merry crosses the room to bring clean hand towels for the bathroom, he halts him and asks him to bring another chair from the library once he is done hanging the towels beside the sink.
Standing atop a stepladder — although she hardly needs it — Arwen hangs fairy lights above the windows, asking Pippin whether they are straight enough before taping them, with the Hobbit cutting off strips and handing them to her. Once every window is ornamented, she climbs down the ladder and folds it, letting Pippin carry it back to the closet in the corridor. Then, she hastens to put candles in their holders all over the place for the perfect atmosphere.
Sitting on the only rocking chair they could put their hands on, Gandalf smokes his pipe with a wide grin. Everybody agreed that he should sit down and enjoy his night, and he planned to do exactly that. He observes the lively house buzzing with activity with a smile, content to see everyone working together to make this movie night unforgettable, as always. While Aragorn brings the plates over to the table once Éowyn is done preparing them, the old wizard keeps his staff in hand, glaring at Pippin every time that he comes too close to them. He will not have him steal any of the delicacies before the night has even started, thank you very much.
Merry returns to the kitchen after adding the chair requested by Frodo to the living room.
‘Towels are up, Sam,’ he says, burying his hands in his pockets. ‘What can I do next?’
‘I think we should be alright by now,’ the cooking Hobbit replied, stirring the stew with a satisfied grin. ‘Have you swept the hallway too?’
‘As requested, yes. By the way, why are you cooking a stew for movie night? I doubt anyone will feel like eating that.’
‘Nonsense! Every night is good for stew. You’re just jealous you can’t cook one as delicious as this one. Oh, by the way, are the ales ready?’
Merry thinks for a moment and nods.
‘They are, but I will add some to the fridge just to be safe.’
‘Thanks.’
The doorbell rings, heralding the first guest’s arrival. Faramir opens the door and instantly opened his arms to embrace his older brother.
‘Welcome, Boromir,’ he chimes, patting his back. ‘You are the first one to arrive!’
‘Éowyn threatened to slit my throat if I arrived late, so I did not have much of a choice.’
‘Ah, you know how she gets. Come in, let me take your coat.’
As Faramir hangs Boromir’s coat on the rack and closes the door, Boromir waves at the company, holding up a pack of fresh ales. Merry takes the cans from him, enthusiastically greeting him and showing him to Frodo, who guides him to his assigned seat. The newcomer sits down and begins to chatter with Gandalf, exchanging pleasantries and catching up with each other.
Soon after, Legolas and Gimli arrive, all smiles and hand in hand. Their cloaks are gracefully taken by Faramir once more, and they step inside the living room.
‘I brought Lembas bread,’ Legolas announces with pride, placing the leaf he has wrapped them in on the table along with the other snacks.
‘A whole Elvish culinary culture, yet it is always Lembas bread he brings to everything,’ Gimli groans behind his boyfriend’s back to Boromir.
Éowyn throws a glance at the clock on the wall and grunts.
‘They are late. Unbelievable.’
‘That is quite alright,’ Gandalf laughs. ‘The Rohirrim are never late, nor are they early.’
‘Yes, yes, they arrive precisely when they mean to, I have heard that before.’
‘No. They are terrible when it comes to time management.’
The old wizard’s playful remark triggers a chuckle from Éowyn, enabling her to relax after having insisted for days that everybody come on time for the film. She warned them and yet they do not bother respecting the time given to them. It is their loss, she thinks to herself. There is nothing more that she can do.
Sam peeks into the living room to ensure that everything is in order. Taking off his oven mittens, he admires everybody’s work with glee.
‘Well, I see that we are still missing four people. Ah, well, they are all supposed to bring something, so… You can already have a nibble, but do not go overboard. Especially you, Merry and Pippin!’
‘We would not dare!’
‘Don’t worry, Sam,’ Gandalf reassures the busy Hobbit, ‘I am keeping an eye on them.’
Sam nods and disappears into the kitchen again. At the same time, another guest announces their arrival through the ringing of the doorbell. When Faramir answers it, Arwen gasps with joy and trots up to her father to embrace him.
‘Ada!’
Elrond grins and lifts his daughter as he presses a kiss to her temple.
‘I apologise for the delay, little star,’ he says, gently patting her cheek. ‘Somebody parked their horse in the worst way possible outside.’
Before Faramir can close the door after the Elven lord, somebody pushes it open, nearly sending it crashing against his nose.
‘Sorry, sorry, I’m here! Rang at the wrong house.’
Out of breath and his golden hair dishevelled, Éomer has no coat to hand to his brother-in-law. The latter, however, instantly leans in to whisper to him.
‘Steer clear of your sister if you want to make it out of here alive.’
‘Ah, let her skin me. Not the first time.’
Before his sister stumbles upon him and scolds him, the Rohir opens a box of store-bought doughnuts and puts it on the table, compromising on a spot with Elrond, who has come with some Elven pastries for everyone to enjoy. Since some of the guests have already started to eat, they already pick something to nibble on. Aragorn lifts one of the swords carrying a piece of cheese, but before he can tuck it between his teeth, Arwen snatches it and holds it up teasingly.
‘Hey, that’s mine!’ he laughs, taking her by the waist.
‘If you want it, come and claim it.’
‘Mh. I could retrieve it by force, but it is not this day.’
And so, she throws the cheese into her mouth, giggling as Aragorn comes to place a tender kiss upon her rosy lips. Meanwhile, Frodo starts gathering the guests and showing them to their assigned seats and chairs, explaining his choice but allowing them to switch at any time. Pippin walks around asking what everybody wants to drink, acting like a waiter while Merry fetches the beverages that his cousin requests.
Théoden arrives shortly after, carrying the best wines that Rohan has to offer. Éowyn takes him by the hand and leads him to a comfortable armchair, while Pippin comes to tend to him, offering him something to eat. The king of Rohan decides to share a bottle of wine with Elrond and Gandalf as they watch Frodo pacing up and down.
‘There is something missing. But I forgot what it is.’
‘Some actual Elven food, maybe?’ Gimli grunts, eyeing Legolas before following Merry to help him carry a large cool box to the living room, so every drink will be easy to reach.
As Frodo regards Legolas quizzically, the latter whispers:
‘Have you learnt nothing of the stubbornness of dwarves?’
‘But it is the eleventh event in a row that you bring Lembas bread.’
‘It is consistent food, does not require a lot of preparation, does not take up much space… It is the perfect choice.’
The Hobbit nods with a dubitative expression, before patting him in the back. He circles around the table and observes the decoration again, the coats on the rack, the seats he has assigned on his list… Oh. There is one vacant, with no name assigned to it.
Behind him, Sam claps his hands and everyone hurries off to their seat. Boromir sits on the end of the couch beside his brother, playfully rubbing his knuckles against Faramir’s scalp, holding him in a gentle headlock and laughing. Éowyn sits next to her husband and pats the space next to her to invite Éomer to join them.
Éomer grumbles and sits down with his arms crossed.
‘You two lovebirds better not snog the entire time,’ he groans. ‘It is sickening.’
‘Oh, shush.’
The three elders sit around each other, while the four Hobbits plan to sit on cushions on the floor, preferring the cosiness of the set-up to the mismatched chairs. On the right side, Gimli and Legolas sit beside each other, with the dwarf discreetly biting a piece of Lembas bread that he will never admit to having consumed to Legolas, who reclines into his chair with a cup of wine in his hand. Next to them, Aragorn and Arwen take their seats, bringing them closer together so they can cuddle while watching the film.
Sam serves everyone a small cauldron-shaped bowl of stew, much to their surprise, but nobody criticises the choice. They all gladly devour the beef, potatoes and vegetables while Pippin makes the (very) questionable choice to alternate between a spoonful of the sauce and a lick at a ring pop on his finger. While he tastes the candy, a screech resonates against the window from outside.
Two wide blue eyes ogle the Hobbit’s treat.
‘Preciousss?’
Before anybody has time to react, Faramir closes the blinds in Sméagol’s face.
Frodo is still confused. He counts everything on the table again, the number of seats that he planned for. There is still somebody and something missing.
When the doorbell rings, Frodo rushes to welcome the last guest. All smiles and carrying two wide salad bowls full of popcorn, a young man with long, dark blond hair appears.
‘Hi, sorry that I am late.’
‘Théodred!’
Éomer is beyond relieved to see his cousin at the door. He makes some more space between himself and his sister for him to sit.
‘There is no movie night without popcorn,’ Merry coos. ‘Alright, I believe that everyone’s here and we have all the snacks in the world!’
‘Indeed,’ Sam grins. ‘Everybody sit down.’
Théodred hugs his father and bypasses the Hobbit, careful not to step on them as he walks past them on his way to the couch. He settles between his two adoptive siblings and gladly accepts wine from Sam.
‘I am glad that you are here,’ Éomer whispers to him. ‘That way I won’t have to see Éowyn and Fari making out the whole time.’
‘Don’t be an arse, ‘Mer,’ Théodred sighs without even casting a glance in his direction, watching Aragorn switch on the TV and browse a whole catalogue of films until he finds the right one.
Sam switches off the light before sitting down, plunging the living room into darkness, if not for the many candles and fairy lights carefully laid out by Arwen. Aragorn selects the film and it starts to play.
‘Ah, The Return of the King!’ Legolas exclaims joyfully. ‘Excellent choice.’
‘I can’t wait to see Boromir die again!’ Pippin cackles, earning a loud ‘Hey!’ from the concerned party.
Merry leans closer, munching one of Elrond’s pastries.
‘It’s not in that one, Pip.’
‘Oh.’
As the title screen appears, Arwen leans on her elbows, resting her chin in the palms of her hands and staring fondly at the television.
‘Twenty years. Can you believe it?’
‘Time flies, that is for sure,’ Théoden grins, raising his glass before sipping his wine.
‘Unbelievable,’ Gimli scoffs, realising how long it has been since it all happened. ‘Do you think that there is someone out there who enjoys our adventures as much as we did?’
There is a long moment of silence, only disturbed by the film’s music. Frodo crosses his arms with a sullen expression.
‘Enjoy is a bit of an overstatement.’
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And here we are, at the end of LotR Week. It has been an amazing challenge to write these short pieces with such vague yet inspiring prompts about our favourite characters and this trilogy that means so much to us for different reasons.
Thank you, @lotr20 and especially @southfarthing, for organising all of that. I'm definitely going to miss this event now that it's done. You have sparked such camaraderie within the fandom, connected strangers and inspired others, and it is nothing short of amazing.
Thank you to all of those who have engaged with my writing in one way or another, who have shared my works and taken the time to not only read them, but comment on them. A special shoutout to @konartiste, @emmanuellececchi, @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras, @sotwk and @meluiloth-of-rivendell for your support. You have made me fall in love with writing all over again and you have made me feel so appreciated and accepted this week! ♥
And, of course, happy anniversary to The Return of the King, a film that moves me beyond belief and that brings me so much comfort when I need it. I wish I had the time to watch it today to celebrate, but unfortunately, time wasn't on my side. So here's this little piece instead!
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3mcwriting · 1 year
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Sorry Boys
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The first  part of this chapter is on a group chat with all the original six Avengers, Loki, Bucky, Peter, and the twins. The other part of the chapter is a regular oneshot.
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Glorified Tincan: Avengers Assemble!!!!
America's Ass🙌: Hey! That's my line!
Glorified Tincan: shut up grandpa
Russian Spy👀: when did Steve learn how to text?
Manchurian Candidate: he learned earlier
Speedy: when did you learn how to text!?!?
Me: I taught Bucky and Steve
Sparky⚡: THAT WAS VERY KIND OF YOU LADY (Y/N) WOULD YOU HELP MY BROTHER PLEASE???????
Reindeer Games: I am not your brother! You bumbling imbecile turn off your caps lock and you do not need so many question marks! And I have learned quite well how to text. But (y/n) if you would like to help me, come by my chambers later darling😉
Speedy: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth
America's Ass🙌: same
Manchurian Candidate: Me too
Reindeer Games: you're all just jealous that my darling is with me
Speedy: you sure about that? you know her lips are even softer than they appear
Legolas Wannabe: Oh shit! Pietro you better run if you don't want to get attacked by a knife wielding maniac!
America's Ass🙌: we're under attack?!
Russian Spy👀: nah just Pietro
Glorified Tincan: yeah we have two knife wielding maniacs here, youre gonna have to be more specific Barton
Legolas Wannabe: well it was just Loki but our second maniac looks like he's about to attack
America's Ass🙌: Oh no
Paprika Twin: get ready for the show
Best SpideyBoi💛💛: 👀🍿
~~~
You looked up from your phone when you heard the yell.
"Loki, get back here! We talked about this! No chasing people with knives!" You heard Thor bellow from somewhere in the compound.
"You too, Buck! No chasing people with knives!" Steve exclaimed.
"Don't worry! Pietro doesn't have a knife!" You heard Bucky shout, making you snort. You chuckled lightly but stopped when you heard a crash.
You stood up quickly, running down the hallway towards the noise. When you walked into the room you saw Bucky and Loki glaring at Pietro, each with knives in their hands.
"Damn Barton, you weren't lying," you exhaled, almost impressed that they had managed to corner the speedster..
You watched as Thor walked between Loki and Pietro. "Calm down, brother! You must let the quick one go."
You stepped toward them. "Don't worry, Thor. They most likely won't be able to hit him."
"Most likely?” Pietro gave you a wounded look, his hand placed over his heart. “Really, gorgeous? I thought you had more faith in me—I do have super speed after all."
"Yeah, but you also have an ex-assasin and a literal god trying to attack you so…”
"Well, none of you boys need to be jealous of Pietro anyway," Natasha said as she strutted into the room. 
"And why is that?" Loki questioned.
"Because you should be jealous of me." Nat responded smugly, quickly spinning you and capturing your lips firmly in hers. She pulled away with a smirk. "Isn’t that right, babe?"
"Babe?!” Wanda squealed, clasping her hands together. “How did I miss this!? When did this happen??"
“About two months ago,” you responded with a smile. “Sorry, boys.”
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wordbunch · 1 year
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LOTR/TH characters with an extroverted partner
a/n: guess who’s written something again!!! can you believe it? I hope to get back into writing a bit more 😁 thank you @goingtoladyworld for requesting this, it was a great idea and I enjoyed writing it 😘 if you like it, let me know, and consider reblogging so others can potentially see it too 💛
INCLUDES: Elrond (whichever version you want to imagine, will be fine), Aragorn, Thorin, Legolas, Haldir
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ELROND
is absolutely in love with your energy
admires how you carry yourself in social settings and how you can have a friendly conversation with basically anyone
sometimes he’s too overworked and tends to forget someone’s name or some basic information about them - then he always looks to you for help and appreciates it so much when you remind him of things like that
doesn’t at all mind being “in your shadow” in large groups, actually he enjoys the fact that you’re outgoing and everybody knows you and he can just be there with you
gets the tiniest bit jealous (or insecure-ish) when he sees how much people gravitate towards you and your shimmering energy, but he would never ever want you to change that about yourself
🎊
ARAGORN
 actually it’s very convenient that an introverted KING has an extroverted partner to lean onto during royal functions or balls or such
he’s very dignified and he says what needs to be said, but someone has to take it up a notch, spice it up,  and it’s going to be YOU
if he is stuck in an awkward conversation or someone is annoying him needlessly, he will give you a “help me” kind of look
it almost makes you laugh because there’s this royal manly man who looks at you like a lost puppy, but of course you’re going to cut in and save his introverted ass
in case you ever feel a bit insecure about your personality or think that you’re “too much”, he will immediately reassure you with the kindest words and a decent amount of kisses
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THORIN
in case you ever start to feel insecure and think that you’re being too loud, too much or anything like that, he will reassure you instantly and tell you how perfect you are to him + include a decent number of kisses, just in case
he will side eye anyone who comes up to him with something that he deems stupid or unnecessary… except for you
everyone is in awe of how your very presence makes him change his demeanor
many times he will complain and grunt about not wanting to go somewhere people-y (because he knows that many will want his attention), but as long as you’re there, he will survive
he literally refuses to go to any kind of social occasion without you (you are sunshine he is midnight rain)
 if his words toward someone are harsh, you will expertly jump in and soften the blow and just quickly look at him with slight disapproval
🎊
LEGOLAS
he doesn’t overtly admit it, but he’s impressed by how you carry yourself and give your time and attention kindly to others, he considers it a valuable skill and is very thankful to have such a person as his partner to strike a balance
I don’t actually consider him that much of an introvert, he’s just… himself and a bit odd
he can go off on a tangent about something that randomly crosses his mind and then you have to be the one to save the situation, and rescue whoever is the poor soul that ended up listening to the elf’s poetic monologues
he doesn’t dislike socializing, but you’re the one who pushes for it more, and he’s very rarely going to refuse
you love to dance and he needs time to get comfortable enough to dance with you in front of others, and then he will absolutely not take his eyes off of you - you keep him grounded
🎊
HALDIR
when you’re feeling like being a tease, you enjoy making him only slightly flustered in front of others, whether it be through some comment you whisper to him, or through physical affection - he is more reserved in public and you respect that, but sometimes it’s just a little fun to make the tips of his ears go red
bestie he is SUFFERING in social situations
nearly a death grip on your arm half the time
you find it slightly amusing how mortified this elf gets if he needs to make a speech or confront somebody
he can’t believe how someone could ever be extroverted but, goodness, does he appreciate the way that you are!
will try to find any excuse to avoid socializing with people he doesn’t know well
breathes an absolute sigh of relief when you pick up a conversation that grew awkward because he was giving short, seemingly disinterested answers
in private, you will lovingly make fun of him for all of that, but you two complement each other nicely
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A few final thoughts from my 14 year old niece, the first time LOTR reader, before she heads home tomorrow:
1. She loves Éowyn and she loves Faramir, but she does not love that Éowyn married Faramir. She wanted Éowyn to be a single lady out raising hell somewhere, perhaps with Faramir in tow but ONLY as a buddy. Her suggestion was for Éowyn to run Rohan’s army since “she did better in battle than anyone else anyway,” and that would allow Éomer to focus on “other stuff” as king. I don’t really know what other stuff she had in mind, but, whatever it is, I’m sure he will look extremely handsome while doing it.
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2. She skipped all the poems and songs that were more than 6-8 lines long. I can’t criticize this choice, as I don’t think I learned to really like and appreciate them until I was college-aged, and I didn’t get everything from them that I could until I had a lot more context for the many 1st and 2nd age references. So maybe she’ll come back to the poems on a future reading someday (if there is one). She’s already pretty certain that she’ll never find the Bombadil sing-songy verses appealing, though.
3. We’ve established that Legolas is her favorite major character (runners up: Éowyn and Sam), but, like many of us, she has her own favorite minor characters that she is emotionally invested in to a level that is disproportionate to their place in the story. Hers are Bill the Pony (“way better than Shadowfax”) and Ioreth (“she reminds me of grandma”). When she heard who my own little minor obsessions are—Háma, Théodred, and Elfhelm—she had to be reminded who they are because they apparently didn’t make much of an impression on her. But she very politely listened to my case for all 3 of them and agreed that they sound “kinda cool, I guess.” I’ll take it.
All in all, I cannot possibly recommend the experience of talking about the books with a first time reader highly enough. I am so jealous of her for getting to experience some of this magic in that special way that can only hit you on the first time through, when you have no expectations or preconceived notions and it’s all just washing over you. Getting to hear her impressions brought some of that back for me in a vicarious way, and I loved it….though she will hold over my head the fact that she read over a thousand pages at my request until the day I die.
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