ALL ABOARD FOR THE MASTER EIJI FAN CLUB
inspired by this post. Immaculate, @aye-of-newt
Best father and son-daughter-stupid-lost-boy duo. that’s her Dad of Steel your honor.
ID by @princess-of-purple-prose
[ID: Blue Eye Samurai fanart of Eiji and Mizu. Eiji is smiling and wearing a shirt that says "I'm not the step father, I'm the father that stepped up." Mizu smiles and does a thumbs-up. End ID]
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simon telling you to hump his leg if you’re really that desperate to have him get you off, only to have his mouth run dry when you actually clamber to your knees and scoot toward his spread legs. you ride his boot and rub yourself against the hard muscle of his shin, before pitching forward to leave open-mouthed kisses over the zipper of his cargos, trailing your lips along his chub. he chokes on his words, left to fist the hand-rests of his seat because he didn’t expect this—“god, baby, you’re so pretty.”
he probably takes pictures of you to show off to his buddies when he leaves for missions, listening to them coo at how docile you are and submissive you become because of your need for simon’s cock :((
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I understand that The Amazing Digital Circus is ripe for "what if the main character snapped and killed everybody" crackfic, but y'all, if Pomni went off the deep end she would not be your sexy glitchcore murderwife. She'd do it screaming and flailing, and it'd make Tom and Jerry sound effects the whole time she's killing you.
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I don't know how to use this site
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Thank you again for the greatest April Fools of my life
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A wizard that uses a wrapping paper tube as their magic staff. They cast spell of *bonk*
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I honestly don't know what to say about this but uhh Cub is autistic to me sooooo
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