#Please note I know nothing

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

#when penelope scott said ''you promised you'd be tesla but you're just another edison'' she was so right. she gets it #edit: now that this is getting popular i just want to say please don't deify/martyr tesla #yes he was dealt an awful hand but he also had some very bad opinions especially towards the end of his life. like eugenics #he was clearly struggling with untreated mental illness and was also a product of his time so i'm not trying to cancel him or anything lol #but people in the notes saying ''my poor baby boy tesla did nothing wrong'' is weird. you know that's weird right. #daze.txt #100 #500 #1k #5k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k #70k #80k #90k #100k #speechless btw. about the 100k notes thing

[messrsbyler]

ao3 authors who have no social media are are so mystical. they really be writing and posting some of the most perfectly crafted pieces of media and then disappearing without a trace

#ma'am or sir or folk please give me an username where to find you because i need to become your loyal follower #it's like going from tavern to tavern asking for the tales of the great CoffeeAndWriter from the mythical land of AO3 #but seriously every time i find an amazing fanfiction i'm holding my breath crossing my fingers and scrolling to the ending notes hoping to #find a tumblr username and when there's nothing i go to the profile and then when there's nothing there i know #i found another mythical creature in the fandom to add to the book #at this point i'm collecting them like pokemons specially in st fandom #byler #byler tumblr #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 #fandom #writing #fandom things #fandom culture #byler ao3 #stranger things ao3

[mosspapi]

To this day I am Plagued by this one fucking furby website I saw when I was like. 5. I saw it on my parents PC in the basement in like 2008 or some shit and it had like... one minigame or activity or smth on it and a decently large collection of images of furbies, and it was absolutely captivating to my tiny little brain. I vividly remember there was one picture of a Santa furby pulling a sleigh team of 8 reindeer furbies across someone's basement floor. I printed that fucker out I thought it was so cool. I never found the website again after that first visit and have yet to find any archives of a similar site or even just similar images. I want to say it had a light blue background and maybe like a map or something on it but idk. I don't remember what the game/activity was either. All I remember was the site existing and scrolling thru at least a couple dozen images and that one specific Santa furby picture . It haunts me. Where did they go. Does anyone still have them. What fucking site even was it. Bcuz I don't think it was the official site.

EDITING TO ADD! The exact site was found/shared by furby-junkie :D

#my brain is telling me it was set up in a way that like. it was a map with different furbies in different parts of it and you could #click on the different furbies to see different parts of the site. #but idk what any of the different parts were or if that's even how it actually was set up #if anyone knows even remotely what I might b talking abt PLEASE lmk #I want to find them so bad but research is not my forte and nothing has turned up when I've looked #it haunts me bro where the fuck did it GO #armchair speaks #armchair furbyposting #furblr #furby fandom #furby #it feels sacrilegious to edit a post after it's gotten notes but I don't want ppl to think it's still missing lmao

[chaika-jpeg-shitpost]

Alcyone and Elias forged a deep bond over their shared struggle to communicate with people, but each of them has precisely what the other lacks. Alcyone has only lips, Elias has only eyes. Alcyone can smile at or kiss someone, but Elias can't. Elias can look someone in the eyes, but Alcyone can't.

#it was confirmed alcyone's mask is a part of her body and there's nothing underneath it... her and elias really are the same #https://twitter.com/mahoyomeproject/status/1709933962058215859 #english isn't my first language so I can't tell if this post is ok stylistically #please let me know if there's a better way to write this! #on a side note. “Elias and Alcyone” sounds so beautiful. #in my language her name is pronounced as “al'-ci-O-na” (al'-ki-O-na" is also an option but i prefer the former) #mahoutsukai no yome #mahoyome #the ancient magus' bride #the ancient magus bride #ancient magus bride #tamb #mahoutsukai no yome season 2 cour 2 #mahoyome season 2 cour 2 #the ancient magus' bride season 2 cour 2 #the ancient magus bride season 2 cour 2 #elias ainsworth #alcyone #elias x alcyone

[luvmake]

❝RIVALS-TO-LOVERS IN A MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING ACADEMY❞

requested by: @habibaxdd

tag me when used!

— "That was pretty good." "You? Giving me a compliment? Oh, you've really lost it now."

— A winning over B and, subsequently, rubbing it into their face. A gets all up in B's personal space just to rile them up because A enjoys the sight of B blushing because of them.

— "Funny how you're always getting floored." "Funny how you haven't won a single match in the past month."

— Intimate moment where A needs help with a certain move, and B says, "Sure, I guess an amateur like you does need help." But then they both end up really close, and B feels like they're getting lost in A's eyes. They're both blushing, all caught up in the moment, and then immediately pull away in disgust when they realize.

— "Your stance is weak, and your reaction time is absolute trash." "Excellent pep talk, as always."

— "Wow, your form just gets worse and worse every day." "And you just get more and more insufferable."

— Lots of insults to cover up the slow growth of certain emotions.

— Moment where A gets struck down pretty badly, and B almost instantly runs over while frantically asking if A is alright. A reassures B they're fine and tries to brush them off because A doesn't want to rely whatsoever on B. However, B insists on taking them to the infirmary.

— "You idiot! You could have gotten seriously injured!" "And what do you care?"

— A saying something really hurtful in the heat of the moment which leads to B running off because it really hit a nerve. A is left heartbroken, but they don't understand why...they hate B, don't they?

— A and B get paired to train together, and it gets intense between them, trying to assert who's better than the other. A pins B down, and it's in that moment where they're so close that time stops. Right then and there, they realize all that hate has bloomed into something else.

— It will take ages for them to admit they like each other. Transitioning from once competing and spewing hateful words to suddenly realizing they have underlying feelings is a slow process.

— "You're so pretty like this." "Did I strike your head too hard or...?"

— "Do you want to be my partner?" "For training today?" "Yeah...that's what I meant."

— One of them is truly the most reluctant to admit their feelings, but they do eventually, and then they start dating. The whole academy is flabbergasted because how A and B went from wanting to rip each other's heads off to holding hands in public is beyond their understanding. Even the teacher is befuddled, but the teacher most definitely knew something was brewing between them.

— "I want to kiss you so bad right now." "Right after you shower first."

— "Do you still think my stance is weak?" "Yeah, but that's what I'm here for."

— A kissing B out of the blue to which B says, "What was that for?" and A replies, "At least your reaction time is getting better." For this, A gets a good nudge from B.

— Practicing together while bantering playfully. A would say, "You're taking this seriously, huh?" To which B replies, "You know I don't like to lose, love." while smirking.

— "You've got a bruise on your knee..." "Yeah, wanna kiss it better?"

— "C almost kicked me in the mouth today during practice." "I would still love you, teeth or no teeth."

– In general, they're such playful lovers.

#please note i know nothing about martial arts so excuse any inaccuracies! #this was fun to develop though! ty for the request hope you enjoy <3 #writeblr #writing #writing ideas #writing idea #writing inspo #writing inspiration #writing prompts #prompt list #otp writing #otp prompts #otp dialogue #prompt list ideas #dialogue prompts #dialogue ideas #scenario prompts #prompt #prompts #—prompt list

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

The only thing worse than realizing you are now the kind of person who reads shakespeare fanfiction

Is realizing there are barily any people out there who write shakespeare fanfiction

#please #i know it’s been like a decade but someone write about the MAAN production of tate and tennant #i have become desperate #i have started asking chatgpt to write me fanfiction #THAT IS HOW DESPERATE I AM #my hyperfixation is loose and running and i have noting to fixate it on #there are like 47 fics out there and i read them all #even the bad ones #maan #much ado about nothing #david tennant #catherine tate #shakespeare

[ask-the-bone-boys]

What'cha doing with that US-062[etc] tab there?

"I'M SORRY, BUT I'M AFRAID I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE--"

"Y-YOU'RE-- A-AHEM!-- RRE.. REFERRING, T---"

[HARSHER COUGHING]

"UGH, I-- [COUGH] -I HHAVE TO, GO, JUST-- DON'T-- [COUGH] --DON'T CONCERN YYOURSELF, WITH-- W-ITH-- [COUGH] -A-ANY OF. THAT."

#ASK EBONY #WEEK FOUR #[for The Thing- if you are on a mobile device please note the header!! it ONLY works with desktop unfortunately] #[also i wanted to do Even More stuff but i ran outta time sooo for now you just get 1 extra silly image. nothing else is silly tho </3] #[if i manage to squeeze any more things outta me i will let you know in future tags probably] #[for now! see if you can find everything else >;3 i have been eagerly awaiting it for four months]

[sonknuxadow]

i would pay soooo much money for sega to make a sonic dance game a sonic rhythm game or a sonic karaoke game its a crime that none of those exist

#didnt final fantasy get a rhythm game. sega take notes #sega please hire me i have a vision (< knows nothing about game development)

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Not me thinking about fourth wing 3 being announced just 4 months after the last book came out when I've been waiting for an elucien book for 8 years!! 😭 I got attached to the wrong series

#i haven't read fourth wing or anything but i know the next book has been anounced and I'm like didn't the last book just come out?? #and like that is a ridiculously short amount of time between books so i don't expect that as the norm #but sarah you could speed up a little bit please #and yes i know 8 years is still nothing compared to asoiaf readers #so can't complain i spose lol #but also sarah take note

[caisjunlis]

cerise hood | ever after high

HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS TO YOU @lilicohirukoma !!!! ilysm thank you for being in my life ♡

#mae's 20th ♡ #ever after high #cerise hood #ever after high moodboard #cerise hood moodboard #please note that i know next to nothing about eah i just know she is mae's fave and that's all

[worldyea]

my understanding of metal gear

ALT

[ID: its a simple drawing made in the style of those very specifc political comics. On the left is an image of a cheery guy labeled "TAX PAYER". As they insert a dollar into a tax dollar deposit box, they cheerfully state "Wow! Those boys must be hard at work defeating those Russians!". There's an arrow pointing to them labeled "clueless"In the middle is an outrageously tall Taz dollar deposit box labeled "inconspicuous tall tax dollar box that conveniently hides what's happening on the other side -the patriots", including another label pointing to a slit in the box saying "insert tax dollar here". The tax money moves through the left side of the box, where Solid Snake and Otacon are viciously making out with their tongues tied together cartoonily. Above their heads is a big red scene reading "THE PATRIOTS ARE HIDING THIS FROM YOU!!!". End ID]

#Why do gay things always happen on the battle field #Please note I know nothing about this game #Metal gear #Correct me if I messed up the alt text

[fluffypotatey]

Shadowpeach's reaction to believing the other is dating again

ANON I AM SO SORRY T^T i meant to reply to this the moment I read it then got distracted and now it’s almost 1am (edit: it is now 1:30 lmao)

anyway,

you have come to ask me, a girlie who is a sucker for unhealthy shadowpeach and long time lover of the jealousy & possessive tropes, about shadowpeach’s hypothetical reactions of the two monkeys believing the other is back in the dating scene?

well, obviously, they would be completely fine. absolutely no negative reactions or breakdowns or obsessive thoughts hindering their ability to function and be mentally healthy. of course.

jk i lied: THEY WOULD BE SO HORRIBLE LMAO

however, i feel like swk would be more subtle about it. like maybe he hears something out of context said by MK or Mei or Tang or Red Son or Sandy (who might have also jumped to the same conclusion) and is like “oh……” and then is oddly quiet for maybe a month, freaking out MK

also, SWK would have his own internal battle of wanting to see Macky to confirm but also not wanting to see Macackle because the confirmation would break him. but he would make so many excuses to see Macaroon by visiting Pigsy’s noodle shop then chicken out when the time does come (the funny part of me says that Pigsy is the only one aware of SWK’s true intentions and is very annoyed about it)

the anger doesn’t really come until SWK feels fed up with Macaroni’s “mixed signals,” meaning Macky’s very bad attempts at being civil/flirting. because “if Macky thinks he can just use my feelings while being in a relationship he can think again!” (despite Macky never being in a relationship but Wukong never confirmed this so is mad for the sake of this hypothetical SO and himself while struggling with his own very messy feelings. because he likes it when Mac has his attention on him, he likes it when Mac tries to woo him the same way he had tried when they were younger and ignorant, he likes it when Mac cannot help but look at Wukong, he likes it when he makes Mac forget all about that stupid significant other because Wukong and Mac used to be something and could still be that something if Mac just gave Wukong a chance or if they had never ended their old relationship like the way they did. if only, if only, if only, if only, if only—

with Macky, ahahahaaaaaaa hoo boy.

not subtle. very unsubtle. like, yes, even Wukong can see and notice Macky’s very unsubtle and unstable self but unlike everybody else who is aware of the reason, Wukong would just be confused on why Macky is always weirdly snappy and grabby and always feel the need to mention Wukong’s love life????

anyway, Macky would not react well. 1) because it feeds into his angry theory that Wukong found their relationship to be superficial and temporary 2) he has been revived for, uh, *checks watch* not very long, so imagine going through a severe break up and dying them being resurrected and trying to enact revenge on your ex (of whom the feelings are still too raw) but you’ve been out of time for so long that you cannot process shit 3) it is my belief that Macky had nobody else as close to him as Wukong was

so, Macky hearing through the very botched grapevine that Wukong is back in the dating scene? man’s is not handling it well. house/apartment/whatever establishment he was staying in is trashed. he replans his revenge against Wukong. he stalks Wukong obsessively bc he has to see that bastard in the act because maybe then he’ll be free. he would sabotage any and all attempts of demons, humans, whoever that whispers about pursuing Wukong because….reasons

(obviously the reasons are not the fact that Wukong moving on terrifies him, the fact that he can be so easily replaced hurts, the fact that he cannot let go despite everything, the fact that Wukong still smiles the same, that Wukong still laughs the same but it’s so much lighter, that he understood what it was like to be loved and cared about by Wukong. to have all of his attention on Macky, to hold him so gently even though these same hands could break him (and have), to be treasured and desired by someone so powerful. how could Mackarell give up something so precious? he is still selfish and has been deprived for f that love for too long. why on earth would he ever wish for someone else to have a piece of what he once had?)

so yeah i’d say they would be coping sO well :)

#this is a side tangent but shadowpeach deserves some more fics with both or either of the two idiots being jealous #please #for me #ley them simmer or wallow in their personally inflicted angst/pining soup while i giggle and read with delight #and when i say i’m a lover of this trope i also mean i’m a connoisseur of this trope #i have tastes and am picky about it #bc there are some…….not great works that try this trope (to put it politely) and it hurts bc i KNOW it could be written sO good #also funny note: this reply was supposed to end after I shout ‘they would be so horrible lmao’ #but then I thought nah lemme share my elaborated thoughts #another side note: I am sure y’all notice I call Wukong and macky’s thing a relationship instead of friendship or situationship mostly bc #a relationship can mean many things and my view of shadowpeach is both romantic and qpr #like the vibes fit for both of them and I’ll just roll with either #but i struggle to call their thing a friendship because to me that takes away some of the aspects of swk and macky #do i think they even dated in the past? no but i DO think the two were so attached to the hip that to outsiders they saw 2 boyfriends even #if nothing was technically official of their relationship being romantic or platonic but it blurred the lines so well nobody could be 100% #& even in the current plot their relationship is STILL blurred to me so i can’t pick and like both options (both are severely unhealthy ofc #lmk #shadowpeach #asks #anonymous

[the-frostiest-of-flakes]

Small pit stop on his way to find a happy version of his family

#please note that i know nothing about engines #also i made this while listening solely to carry on wayward son and heat of the moment #spnwin #the winchesters #dean winchester #tenth doctor #the doctor #doctor who #superwholock #my art #digital art #comic #frosted art

[oldtvandcomics]

Happy Queer Media Monday!

Today: High Noon Over Camelot

I’m in a King Arthur mood again.

(The cover of the album High Noon over Camelot)

High Noon Over Camelot is an album by The Mechanisms. It tells a coherent story by altering short narrative bits with songs. The story is the fall of Camelot from the King Arthur legend, only that in this version, they are all space cowboys on an old space station complete with the warring groups and magic-like remains of forgotten technology. Also, Mordred is trans and Arthur, Lancelot and Guinevere are in a poly relationship.

Putting aside the fact that I very much am of the opinion that Arthur, Lancelot and Guinevere should be in a poly relationship, this genuinely is one of the best retellings of the legend I know. Most King Arthur adaptations tend to either 1) ignore the legend completely and make up something completely different, or 2) keep basically telling the same three stories over and over. The Mechanisms however clearly know the source material well enough to be able to get creative with it, while keeping the link to the original, and also preserving the tragedy that is really central to the story of King Arthur. Besides, space cowboys are always cool. Also the format of spoken text alternating with music is something we don’t really see much.

You can listen to the whole thing on bandcamp.com, and you can find the song texts in written form here.

Queer Media Monday is an action I started to talk about some important and/or interesting parts of our queer heritage, that people, especially young people who are only just beginning to discover the wealth of stories out there, should be aware of. Please feel free to join in on the fun and make your own posts about things you personally find important!

#Queer Media Monday #the mechanisms #High Noon Over Camelot #Arthurian legend #King Arthur #Sir Lancelot #Guinevere #Sir Mordred #Arthur/Lancelot/Guinevere #canon trans character #please note that I know literally nothing about The Mechanisms #this is the only thing of theirs that I listened to #and just because of the King Arthur content

[spark-circuit]

“Gabriel is going to die in Act 3″ this, “Gabriel is going to become Satan” that, you FOOLS.

Gabriel is well loved and known by the residents of Heaven (and even some of Hell). He’s very strong. He’s too well loved by the ULTRAKILL community to die because of Plot.

Gabriel is going to kick our asses as Act 3′s Prime Boss.

#this is in reality just MAAAAAAJOR copium that he's still going to die regardless #look hakita you know what the people want. the gabriel body pillow sold out after all. #just give us a chance to kill him in act 3 then spare him as gabriel prime cmon do it do it do it please please PLEASE- #if not him then V2 or something IDK make up lore that V2 was well remembered by the humans that ended up in Heaven/Hell #if anyone's said this before i haven't seen it sorry hjghfkjlhgf #ultrakill #ultrakill game #ultrakill gabriel #hakita #new blood interactive #new blood #spark talks about nothing of relevance #also side note but i can't WAIT for ultrakill to get full on modding support or custom level creating tools yes? :) yes hakita? :)))) #i know there's already playable V2 mods but still #uuhhh i'm gonna add spoiler tags just in case actually #ultrakill spoilers #spoiler warning

[daughterthethird]

Soooo is concealing the upper half of your face just a fashion trend for fictional doctors or…?

#PLEASE NOTE i know next to NOTHING abt the first two characters 😭😭😭 #all i know is that they both wear mask and work in the medical field i think 💔💔 #anyways this is just a silly thing i noticed HIHAGJHBAJHAIHSHKA #dislyte laura #genshin dottore #hettie cutburn #toh #the owl house #genshin impact #dislyte #also i should really talk here more abt random stuff 😔😔