#This is sarcasm

[an-ungraceful-swan]

Oh wow you’re so original hating on a character for doing actions i bet everyone finds you so cool and edgy

#this is sarcasm #swan says a thing #kotlc #kotlc discourse

[yet-another-autism-blog]

It's actually really ableist that I have several expensive interests and no money. I should be given 5k a month just autism related spending money

#actuallyautistic #actually autistic #autism #autistic #autism spectrum disorder #this is sarcasm #but also its true #special interest #i have several expensive special interests #they all tie into each other #glam rock music which leads into fashion/makeup #but also ties into music in general #anyway i went to the store to buy hair dye and black face glitter #because i need it for an outfit for an upcoming concert #they didnt have either one #but i stopped at the bookstore #and they had david bowies moonage daydream book #about ziggy stardust #and they had a beginners learn-to-play drums set #and i wanna learn to play drums #but i think i need to get better at guitar before i take on a whole new instrument #but i cant justify spending the money right now #especially with the upcoming concert #thats going to be expensive #i have to go out of state for it

[justabunny]

I like how people claim that I'm faking it. because yes I obviously love spending hundreds of dollars on tape, braces, mobility aids, and pain medication.

#this is sarcasm #probably 1k at this point #disability rights #disabled #forearm crutches #young and disabled #chronic pain #joint pain #mobility aid user #mobility aid #chronically ill #disability #disabled humor #actually disabled #disability awareness

[skkpaws]

wow i cant believe these are the only two illustrations from the day i picked up dazai wow ! no other arts exist ! just these two ! look how cute he looks showing off his trick ! and how happy he is he won poker ! good thing there are no other pages in this light novel that would make me want to kill myself ! just these silly cats ! haha !

#this is sarcasm #i am in shambles #the day i picked up dazai #osamu dazai #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #dazai #bsd dazai

[hazel2468]

People who like horror movies and games are freaks. "Oh but the gore isn't REAL!" yeah, well, it looks real. Why the hell are you engaging with the kind of content if you "supposedly" don't condone it in real life? Why are you watching torture porn if you don't condone actually torturing real people?

There's no difference between watching someone get tortured to death in a SAW film and watching an actual murder take place. It's all disgusting and ILLEGAL and anyone who watches or creates gore content is BASICALLY a murderer already. DNI you fucking criminal freaks!

#discourse #THIS IS SARCASM #I AM AGAINST CENSORSHIP

[fuckspezwithacactus]

Oh no, cartoonish calls to violence get you banned now! Do I need to change this url?

Oh, wait a minute, I'm cis.

#photomatt #predstrogen #carhammerexplosionmatt #tumblr discourse #discourse #🚗🔨⚒️💥 #this is sarcasm #i am trying to mock photomatt

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

Rose seems to be startled of Steven’s capability of gaining control over Jasper’s actions. Let alone the possibility of controlling other gems. This won’t badly effect the Crystal Gems’ trust and bond for Steven, will it?

What? Nooooo I'm sure it'll be fiiiiiiine.

#chekhov answers #this is sarcasm

[useless-englandfacts]

kind of weird that our national broadcaster didn’t stream or report on south africa’s arguments presented at the ICJ yesterday and yet today there was extensive live coverage of the case made by so-called israel

#this is sarcasm #i know the same could be said of sky news but this is particularly bad for the bbc because of their supposed impartiality #the bbc #israel #palestine #south africa #admin dominique

[a-wondering-thought]

*banging my head into a wall* oh how i love my sexuality and the constent questioning

its just so. fucking. fun.

This is a fucking nightmare

#this is sarcasm #i actually hate it #who would have thought #vi screams into the void #i'm having a sexuality crisis #AGAIN #WTF #WHY #sexuality #aro lesbian #lesbian #aspec #asexuality #aro spec #aromantic #greyromantic #questioning

[maxemilianver]

recency bias with f1 fans is insane like charles gets one pole after ghosting for the whole year (car is understeer or whatever idk) and suddenly he is the best qualifier on the grid again. when he is like 11-7 compaded to sainz. lets not forget the same tifosi was going with the narrative how sainz was better than charles, but now that charles got a pole and carlos is so bad and cannot be compared to the generational talent -charles. btw give charles a car so he will win - when the same car won a race this year with carlos.

also oscar is no longer the best rookie oat? its not like he was actually beating lando but fans ran with it. he doesnt need to beat lando, he is a rookie, he is improving. but at the same time i thought he was the best rookie since lewis, even better than him?? generational talent future wdc winner better than lando will end verstappen title fight in 24 cold blooded slayer of my firstborn etc

max is having the best season of all times (a fact) but he made a mistake so we can say that the "pressure" is getting to him and tbh he is not that impressive! even if he won the wdc and wcc by himself, even if he is gonna win the gp at sunday, he is not all that.

LIKE WE ARE ONLY DAY 1 INTO A RACE WEEK. How recent your recency bias? A week? A DAY???

#this is sarcasm #mainly #im bored as u can see #f1 fans are weird #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #oscar piastri #lando norris #max verstappen #f1 #lol my autocorrect changes recency to regency i must stop being obsessed w regency shows

[iknowhowtodream]

yes girl! strip away all that nuance!!! an adult in teaching position took a student's academic pathway change personally and refused to help them out of judgement for the way said student expressed themselves!!! the student was then forced to undertake an amount of school work that is physically impossible to complete without sacrificing mental health, sleep, and personal relationships!!!

oh, whats this? the stress said student experienced from this inadvertently lead to a moment of emotional development that adult in teaching position actually approved of? it was all worth it then!! the adult had the right idea the whole time!!! the ends, famously, always justify the means.

extreme academic stress and presure being a good, justifiable thing to force on to children is definitely, absolutely the meaning of this season of popular actual play dnd show, dimension 20.

#a+ job everyone #can you tell i'm disabled? #coming at this plotline from an “i have literally lived through this very experience” kinda place #dimension 20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #gorgug thistlespring #porter the barbarian teacher #this is sarcasm #just to be clear

[graendoll]

I love joining a new fandom for a single character and then immediately being introduced to the Ship Wars™️

#this is sarcasm #buddie #bucktommy #just let the baby bi enjoy his moment #evan buckley #911 #though frankly this applies to other fandoms

[strangelittlesapphic]

i think it's a crime that my girlfriend can't give me babies with her strap. i feel like this is slightly homophobic.

#this is sarcasm #why can't i get pregnant with my girlfriend's baby #lesbian #sapphic #strangelittlesapphic #wlw #lesbian post #wlw post #sapphic post

[sapphosclown]

no idk where to find Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies free with captions sure do wish i knew where to find that golly

#this is sarcasm #the link is safe i’ve been using this site for years no problems #it’s got a bunch of other stuff too #grease rise of the pink ladies #rise of the pink ladies #rotpl #grotpl

[fairuzfan]

Ok you vote for Biden. Let's say he wins. Then what. What makes you so confident he won't do the same things Trump will do. What makes you think he's such a proponent for humanity that he will protect you. Just cuz you had the good fortune of living in America? You think he cares about you because you're American? Of course he supports genocide overseas like you can excuse that but he DEFINITELY won't let it happen here. Like for sure he won't. Like totally 10000% will not let it happen. Because he loves and cares for you. Because he's a man of reason who only makes reasonable decisions, that's why he gave 14 billion dollars of weapons to an entity committing genocide. That's why he willingly invests your tax money in killing people overseas. He's doing this because he really super cares about you, an American. That's why you're struggling to feed your family and paying rent is a constant stressor on your life. Like he's doing all this because he CARES about trans people and gay people. For sure. Like 100%. He will definitely protect you when it comes down to it. Don't worry. Just vote for him and show the world you approve of his actions by giving him your support. That definitely won't embolden him to do whatever the fuck he wants.

#this is sarcasm #so sick of you all #you only care about yourselves

[reflections-in-a-critical-eye]

I find myself questioning their bonds these days.

Today in that bangtan bomb, Jimin said all three, Yoongi, Tae and JK had left without him telling him.

You see how odd that sounds? Cause they are family, Tae is his supposed soul mate and JK is his supposed closest friend in the group.

That's just one example. But we keep getting something like this everytime there's behind the scenes. Can't tell what's for the camera and what's real.

You're so right, anon. I mean, it is questionable.

Cause I don't get how that sad, pathetic Jimin can be such an idiot and a doormat, that after more than a decade, he allows his hyung, same age friend and worse, dongsaeng to treat him like that. And he just takes it, on camera. And what's worse, he then chooses to enlist in the military with that Jungkook jerk. Closest friend in the group that leaves without Jimin and then this guy chooses to go on two holidays with him doing a project he himself wanted and then spend the next 18 months having to see that disrespectful brat every single day.

At this point, why am I even stanning Jimin?

Maybe it's a conspiracy. We do need to question everything. Bangtan Bomb is a means of propaganda. How do we know what is real and what is not? How do we deal with the uncertainty? I can't be a fan of a K-Pop idol working in an entertainment industry if I don't know the truth and everything else about his life and his relationships.

What's for camera and what's real? Are they performing all the time? Aren't we all actors on a metaphorical stage, performing our self for the enjoyment of others? Is there something true left?

#m thoughts #jikook #this is sarcasm #in case anyone can't tell #cause if the last phrase is not an indication #then I don't know what else