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reashot · 10 months

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Surprise! It's all just a dream.

This is sequel to you know what...

Jaune: No Ruby... *mumbling in his sleep* No Ruby, don't marry him. I know Oscar is a great guy and all, but please don't go through with it.

Ruby: Oh did you have a bad dream. *playfully ruffle Jaune's hair* There, there.

Jaune then snatches Ruby's hand while he still in his sleep.

Ruby: Jaune?!

Jaune: No! Please don't go. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for never noticing your feeling. I'm sorry for being such a dumb dense doo doo head for all those years.

Ruby: Well, at least you finally realized it. I can't believe it took you this long.

Jaune: No please, Ruby please no....

Ruby: Oh Jaune. Here let me help you. *grabs blanket*

Jaune: *mumble* Ruby please don't leave me...

Ruby: Oh Jaune... I promise I will never leave you.

Jaune: *wakes up* Huh. Ruby did I say something in my sleep?

Ruby: No you slept like a log.

Jaune: Oh, okay then. I could have sworn that I just confessed to you.

Ruby: W-what makes you think that?

Jaune: I guess it's just a dream... But anyway. Ruby do you want to go out with me?

Ruby: *gasp* Really!? *cough* I mean, if I may ask. What brought this on?

Jaune: I guess... I just don't want to wait around anymore. And Ruby I love you...

Ruby: (Screaming internally) Yes Jaune! Yes.... Wait, wait, wait. When you said you love me do you love me as a friend or do you love me, love me?

Jaune: I guess it's my fault for being so indecisive for so long. Ruby, I want to apologize first before hand for what i'm about to do.

Ruby: Apologize for what?

She is then surprised by what happened. Jaune quickly grabs both of her wrist and push her down so he is now on top of her.

Jaune: Does this answer your questions?

Ruby: Jaune what's gotten into you?!

Jaune: I had a dream. Where I saw you in the arm of another man. I said to myself that as long as you're happy, I can be happy with it too. But it's a lie. When I see you smiling happily with someone other than me. I felt something died inside of me. Ruby. I don't like it... I don't like it when I see you with being in love with someone else. And I don't like it that deep down I have this feeling. If you aren't all mine, I can't stand it.

Ruby can't believe what she's hearing. Jaune finally letting out what's bottling inside of him. Looking up she can see him trembling and while it faint she can sees him starts crying on top of her.

Ruby: Jaune. It's okay. What you're feeling is normal. It just means you Love me so much that you want me to only be with you.

Jaune: But it's wrong thing to do, it's selfish and kinda sexist to say that I want you for myself... Anyway, I shouldn't have said that.

Ruby: Oh Jaune. I wish you stop with that misguided moral of yours. What if tell you that I like it when you think of me like that?

Jaune: Ruby are you sure?

Ruby: Yes Jaune. Contrary to what you might think there are woman that like being wanted like that. It made us felt cherished and valued. So don't fret with what society might think and just follow your heart... And I should do too. Jaune I love you too.

Jaune: Ruby I...

Ruby: Now kiss me lover boy.

The two finally kisses each other for the first time. Their lips stuck to each others that it felt like an eternity. At last the two finally joined to one another.

Ruby's Version:

Ruby: No Jaune, no don't...

Jaune: Aww... Ruby is having a nightmare. Here let me rub your head. I hope it help you out a bit.

Ruby: Jaune how could you... With my own sister.

Jaune: Oh Yang seems to be there with me as well. I wonder what we're doing that caused Ruby to react like this?

Ruby: And my own mother too... Am I not enough for you?

Jaune: With Summer too. And what do you mean by enough, Ruby?

Ruby: No. How could you say such a thing to me Jaune... How could you hurt me like this...

Jaune: Wait-what did I say to Ruby in her dream?

Ruby: Blake, Weiss. What are you doing here?.. Why are you joining my sis and my mom in his bed?

Jaune: They're doing what in my bed???

Ruby: J-Jessica what are you doing here? You're not even part of our franchise... You're just a one-off crossover character. Go back to DC.

Jaune: Who's Jessica?

Ruby: No... H-how could you do all of them in front of me... Stop making that face mom... Yang get off from on top of him... Weiss don't put Jaune's thing in your mouth... Blake stop purring when he is doing you... And Jaune please don't say you think Jessica is better than me...

Jaune: What on Remnant is going on inside Ruby's dream. What am I doing with all of them in my bed?

Ruby: Okay that's it. I'm joining in I don't care about what will happens any more... He, he, he Jaune it's finally my turn....

Jaune: I-I think I better leave you alone in your sleep... Sweet dream Ruby.

#jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #jaune #ruby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #jessica x jaune #weiss schnee #summer rose #jaune harem #jessica cruz #knightlight

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tr-mha-fan · 8 days

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Would you make a part 2 of heather👉👈

Omg, did somebody actually ask me to write something? Damn....I feel.....honored. Thanks Anon!

Part 1 here

☁️ Heather Part 2 ☁️

Gn!reader

(Bakugou's POV)

It's been a week since Y/N told me about what happened. I mean, I wasn't surprised, I had a suspicion about them liking IcyHot, but hearing it directly, hurt.

Ever since, I've stuck by Y/N's side, spending more time with 'em. I'm trying my best to impress Y/N, maybe then, they'll notice me.

Maybe.

(Y/N's POV)

Something weird is going on... Bakugou has been acting differently around me lately. He's been spending more time with me, and, I noticed, that he always leaves and enters class the same time I do. He walks me to school in the morning, and then back to the dorms in the afternoon.

I've never seen him like this before, he's never shown any interest in befriending me, so why now? Was he feeling bad because of what happened with Todoroki? I really don't know. Maybe it's just his "mom instincts" (he's followed Sero and Denki around before after they got themselves in big problems.)

Anyways, what happened today though, was much different. Instead of just hanging around near me, he plopped down on the couch. Directly beside me, thighs touching.

In the background, I hear fangirling squeals coming from Mina, Hagakure, and Denki. Whatever's up with them....(little does Y/N know, they're happy Bakugou actually agreed to sit that close to you [courtesy to Mina who convinced him])

We sat there for a long while, just me and him, as the common room slowly started to empty, everybody going to sleep. Everything was silent, each of us scrolling through our own phone, enjoying each other's presence.

Bakugou breaks the silence (brave move my man, I could never, breaking a silence scares me unless I'm with friends).

"Are you still thinking about that damn IcyHot?"

Short question, aggressive tone, but I could feel the caring tone hidden in his words.

"Hm?....Not really..."

"That ain't an answer." He replies.

I sigh, "Yes, sometimes...But I'm fine!"

"No, you're not." His voice is stern.

"Hm?" I turn my head to look at him. His red eyes staring into my [E/C] ones.

"Your eyebags are worse lately. You're not sleeping enough? If you're thinking about him, then stop, there's no point in thinking about a taken man." I understand he meant to make me feel better (let's be honest, Bakugou isn't the best in comforting people) but that did sting a little.

"Why do you care?" I ask, pouting a little, "I thought you don't care about anyone?"

He turns away, back to scrolling on his phone, a small scowl on his (rather beautiful) features. I thought I had beat him, so I got ready to go to my room and get some sleep (actually, stay awake, overthinking my whole entire life) when he suddenly whispers something that makes me freeze in shock.

"Because I love you, dumbass."

I stand there in shock for a second, eyes wide, the heat creeping up to my cheeks. "W-what..?"

"I ain't repeating," he stands up and heads to the elevator.

"W-wait!" I call after him, running to catch up with his pace. Now we were both standing in front of the elevator door, having some sort of flustered staring contest.

Honestly, it felt as if something took over my body. I took a few steps forward and then, right in front of Bakugou, I stood on the tips of my toes, and gave him a peck. On. The. Lips.

I don't know why I did that, but now, as an adult, that was maybe the thing I've done my entire life.

Katsuki and I are now happily married of five years, he's the #2 Pro Hero Dynamite, and I'm the #8 Pro Hero [Hero Name].

Although, at the moment, I'm on a break, since Katsuki and I are expecting a little boy.

well hello there hoomans, this wasn't the best I could do (I'm not good at fluff) but meh. I feel like it was too quick😒 Anyways, hope you enjoyed!!

#Mha #Bnha #Bakugou #Katsuki #katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #Fluff #Mha fluff #Bnha fluff #Mha x reader #Mha x yn #Gn! Reader #Bnha x yn #Bnha x reader #Bakugou x yn #Katsuki x yn #Bakugou x you #Katsuki x you

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thecarnivorousmuffinmeta · 9 months

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So having never read the Twilight books, but being a big fan of the Twilight fics by yourself and Vinelle, I get the impression that there may be a certain degree of gaslighting and/or misunderstanding going on around Bella and Edward's wedding, their "wedding night" (Edward sleeping with Bella while she's human), and Bella being turned.

I think my understanding is that Bella wants to be turned (preferably by Edward), would like to sleep with Edward (although I'm not sure the degree to which she's set on this being before she's turned), and is very ambivalent to if not against the idea of being married. Edward absolutely does not want Bella turned by anyone, doesn't want to risk sleeping with her while she's human (and therefore is really against ever sleeping with her at all), but does want to marry her if they're going to be together at all (although he'd rather she run off with Jacob to live her "human future"). I'm unclear what exactly the rest of the Cullens understand about all this.

If it's not too much to ask, could you explain your heretical take on what's happening here?

Ah but this is a delightful ask.

And look, @therealvinelle, praise!

What Happened in Canon

You've pretty much hit the nail on the head in regards to Bella and Edward but I should sum it up/make it explicit.

At the end of New Moon, after having vanished for six months, Edward begs Bella to date him again and she agrees. However, Bella wants to be turned into a vampire and immediately has his family vote on the issue. The vote is mostly in her favor, though mixed (with both Edward and Rosalie voting against it), but ultimately Carlisle says he will turn her regardless of Edward or Rosalie's opinion.

Bella, is disappointed as she has always wanted Edward specifically to be the one to turn her. Edward, knowing this, promises to turn Bella himself but only if she agrees to marry him first.

Bella does not immediately say yes, not because she doesn't have feelings for Edward/wish to be with him for eternity, but because she hates the very idea of marriage (she never delves too deep into this but it's highly likely this is due to her being a product of a disastrously young marriage/messy divorce).

The pair spend a few weeks bargaining with each other. Edward asks Bella to consider all the opportunities she'll miss by being a vampire and what she wants to experience while human. Bella considers this, but is unpersuaded by the idea of attending university as a human and doesn't want children (something Edward explicitly brings up as her not being able to do if she's a vampire/living with vampires). However, she decides that she would like to experience making love as a human with Edward. That's it. That's the only thing Bella wants to do as a human and then she can happily turn. This is bad as Edward is highly likely to accidentally kill her in bed. There's then a lot of negotiating about how far the pair can go physically, the marriage, and turning Bella.

On top of this the Jacob love triangle subplot is going on where Jacob's trying to a) convince Bella to stay human and not become a man-eating demon b) tell Bella that she actually loves him and not Edward. This doesn't go anywhere for Jacob save that Edward speaks with him about how, actually, he'd be sad but quite happy if Bella ran off with Jacob to live a human life.

Ultimately though, it all settles with Bella agreeing to marry Edward after all (and have sex with him while human) and Edward then agreeing to turn her but planning to postpone it as long as possible (which doesn't go well as he accidentally gets Bella pregnant with a demon).

So that's our main couple right there, but as you ask, what about the rest of the Cullens.

What Do We Know About the Cullens

Sadly (and this truly is sad, as goddammit I want this so badly) there is only Midnight Sun from Edward's perspective and not the entire series. What I would give to know what terrible shenanigans Edward got up to in Rio or exactly how "talking to his family about how to make love to a woman" went.

So, we only know what Bella knows and what Bella knows is never much as, per Midnight Sun, Edward will not only skew information, leave information out, but will intentionally mislead if not outright lie about what goes on behind the scenes for his own purposes.

(He glossed over a lot of what went on in the Twilight period, a lot.)

Bella doesn't think much about what the Cullens do or don't know or even their opinions. She knows generally that Rosalie dislikes her, she thinks Jasper dislikes her, and she thinks the rest like her or at least like Edward. Bella... doesn't think too much past that.

Which means what I can point to are various things that happen:

Alice plans the wedding (a thoroughly ridiculous and hilarious occasion that sounds like a horrible time for all)

Alice also sends the Volturi a wedding invitation because she saw that they had to be waylaid or else they'd come crash the wedding and say "So, is Bella actually turned yet" and a terrible time would be had by all

Rosalie has spoken to Bella about not turning into a vampire and Bella kind of blew her off

Edward reported that he went to each of his brothers and his father to ask them about sex.

At the wedding, Bella tells Jacob she plans to make love to Edward while human, and Jacob publicly blows his lid and has to be carted out of the wedding with everyone watching (including the Cullens)

Also at the wedding, Bella gets really weird about Jacob and spends about ten minutes slow dancing with him while Edward slow dances with his mother. Everyone was watching, including the Cullens.

Two weeks into the honeymoon, Alice calls Bella because she's disappeared at which point Bella drops "I think I'm pregannanant" (but the way she says it... they may or may not think it's Jacob's...)

To be a completionist, here's what Edward mentions of the behind the scenes with his family on the topic of "making love to a human woman":

He took my face between his hands, still introspective, "I spoke to Carlisle after you and I made our bargain, hoping he could help me. Of course he warned me that this would be very dangerous for you." A shadow crossed his expression. "He had faith in me, though--faith I didn't deserve." I started to protest, and he put two fingers over my lips before I could comment. "I also asked him what I should expect. I didn't know what it would be for me… what with my being a vampire." He smiled halfheartedly. "Carlisle told me it was a very powerful thing, like nothing else. He told me physical love was something I should not treat lightly. With our rarely changing temperaments, strong emotions can alter us in permanent ways. But he said I did not need to worry about that part--you had altered me so completely." This time his smile was more genuine. "I spoke to my brothers, too. They told me it was a very great pleasure. Second only to drinking human blood." A line creased his brow. "But I've tasted your blood, and there could be no blood mroe potent than that… I don't think they were wrong, really. Just that it was different for us. Something more."

Which... there's a lot Edward's not relaying to us. That conversation with Carlisle sounds extremely paraphrased and to me like a very reluctant "well, you have very good control, Edward" and "you should think very very very carefully before having sex. Please."

I think the Cullens have been experiencing emotional whiplash since the start of the saga. The entire series takes place within the course of two years and they barely ever have any idea what's going on.

Edward's suddenly in love, Edward has human girlfriend?!, Edward doesn't have human girlfriend, Edward attempts suicide, Edward is back with human girlfriend who isn't dead?!, We're turning human girlfriend?, they're getting married but Edward doesn't want to turn her...

Midnight Sun they spend the entire novel having no idea what the fuck's happening and constantly trying to get Edward to tell them anything. Edward refuses.

But what they do know at this point is that ultimately, even if Edward doesn't follow through, Carlisle will turn Bella. Some (Alice, Jasper, Carlisle) are probably thinking a much shorter timeframe (lest the Volturi murder them all), Rosalie still wishes for Bella to remain human, and Edward is uh... thinking several decades if at all.

The Heresy

I imagine they're a little confused on why Edward and Bella are publicly marrying if Bella's going to have to disappear and fake her death soon. That will just make Edward the prime suspect, as it's always, always, the husband and Edward doesn't look good on paper (erratic behavior, isolated house where Bella could disappear, quickly marries her after a large absence right out of high school).

(They don't yet realize, mostly because Edward's the bridge between the Cullens and Bella, that Bella doesn't realize what disappearing entails. She truly thinks she can pretend to go to college and then never speak to anyone in person again and that nobody will question why they only hear her through email.)

I imagine they're also confused about the Jacob thing but don't want to go digging into it too much as that's for Edward to handle. And... he seems to be alright?

As for sleeping with Bella while human, I imagine all think it's a bad idea, but Edward has framed it in such a way that they blame Bella/don't want to say anything. Bella's insisting, it's the one thing she wants as a human, Edward has to do this for her...

So, I imagine they try to tell themselves Edward has good enough control and... try not to think about it (I imagine there's a lot of staring at Alice during that honeymoon period, waiting to see if Bella's been pulvarized or not yet).

Basically, the Cullens are that dog floating in space who has no idea what he's doing. EDIT

Anon reminded me that we don't know what Carlisle said.

After anon corrected me again, I edited the post to include the scene.

#twilight #twilight meta #twilight headcanon #twilight renaissance #edward cullen #anti edward cullen #bella swan #anti bella swan #jacob black #the cullens #carlisle cullen #meta #headcanon #opinion #kyledascourge

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moonlightmerchant0 · 2 months

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Ninjago - Jaya

This is basically how I would rewrite Jay/Nya, exploring more into their individual issues and how their relationship would develop.

It's honestly pretty similar to canon, from what I remember at least.

Nya and Jay start dating early on, but it wasn't really serious at first. Jay saw a pretty girl and flirted with her, Nya saw a funny guy flirting with her and thought 'sure why not.' They were both still young and inexperienced with relationships, so they didn't really think ahead any further than, "I like them, I wanna date them."

However, after some time they start to butt heads (Nya's hyper-independence, abandonment issues, and lack of displays of affection clash with Jay's obnoxious personality, attachment issues and lack of self-worth).

Jay smothers Nya with affection, clinging to her and blabbering on and on about how much he likes her, which makes her feel uncomfortable.

Nya is reserved and closed off, not really giving overt displays of affection, as well as not really setting aside much time for Jay. This sets off Jay's insecurities, causing him to feel like he isn't really a priority for her.

Eventually, after many many arguments, they sit down and have a talk (Nya starts it, since Jay is too busy living in denial-land). They decide that they really do care for each other, but if they want to have a serious relationship, they need to work things out.

Nya sets some boundaries, saying that she doesn't like Jay always following her around and giving over-the-top displays of love. Jay is hurt upset by this at first, seeing it as a sort of rejection, but she explains that she doesn't hate it, she just feels uncomfortable and overwhelmed by it sometimes and would prefer more space for herself.

Jay admits that he feels kind of neglected and pushed aside, like she doesn't really like him or sees him as a high priority. Nya agrees to try to open up more and put more value in their relationship.

Their relationship improves after that, with Nya lowering her walls around Jay and setting aside more time for him, and Jay taking his attention down a notch and giving her room to breath.

There are still some more rocky periods of course, but as the show goes on and they start to grow and change as people, they grow even closer and their love for each other only deepens.

Eventually, after months of overthinking, they're put in a situation where Jay genuinely believes that they might not survive. He decides 'fuck it, it's now or never' and proposes to Nya, asking her to be his yang (fiance). Nya is surprised of course, but she has grown and is no longer a person who dives into something half-sure. She replies with a resounding 'yes!'

However, after the latest disaster is finally dealt with and they have time to talk, she admits that she isn't sure if she's ready to marry him yet. She reassures him that, while she did say yes in the heat of the moment, she is 100% certain that she wants to spend the rest of her life with him. She just isn't sure if she's ready to commit right now.

Before, Jay might have gotten upset by this. But he has also grown into himself, and simply tells her that he will happily wait until she's ready, even if it takes years. (Yes, I am drawing inspiration from Rapunzel and Eugene from Tangled The Series, I love them so much)

This was super long and I don't really know how to end it, but basically their relationship has some issues at first, but it becomes something so happy and healthy and they love each other so so so much and I love them <3

#ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago jay #ninjago jay walker #ninjago nya #ninjago nya smith #ninjago jaya #jaya

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bnha-more-like-bnh-gay · 3 months

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KiriDeku but they're 2 complete strangers stuck sitting next to each other on a 16-hour long flight ✈️

Y E S !

Kiri probably struck up the conversation first just because he’s a bit more self assured and out going

But they got on like a house on fire

They’re both so excited and caring😭

That being said. Izuku was dreading this flight. He is stuck for 16 goddamn hours next to strangers. Strangers are not typically very nice to izuku. Izuku gets anxious around strangers. Because izuku gets stressed, he tends to ramble. Rambling tends to make strangers angry.

The lad had not been looking forward to this adventure.

When he sees a boy who looks to be about his age in the seat next to him wearing some hero merch, he feels a little bit less dread.

Kiri probably commented on izuku’s hero merch, which prompted izuku do go on an ADHD hyperfixated/autism special interest induced rant on it leaving Kiri so very bestowed and intrigued

Is this kind of low hanging fruit? Yes. Is it still true? Absolutely.

After izuku’s initial deep dive into whatever hero merch he was wearing that day (it was all might), kiri asks if all might is his favorite hero.

Yes. Yes, he is.

Izuku then asks kiri who his favorite hero is!

Crimson riot is then passionately discussed for a good 45-80 minutes

Topics of discussion eventually veers to varying subjects. School, music, why they’re on the flight, what they intend to do in the future, etc.

For the sake of this, let’s say they are flying wherever for a class trip. Both of their schools partnered up. Obviously.

Well. Our lads spend a good two weeks doing everything together. Seeing the sights, doing volunteer work, etc.

Sadly, it is over 😔

HOWEVER,,,,,, the lads do not live very far away from each other and they have already exchanged phone numbers :)

Over the next few years, the lads become the very best of friends.

Kiri one time sees how izuku is treated at his school and personally demands that he transfer to his middle school.

After long discussions, two teary eyed Midoriyas, and three teary eyed kirishimas, izuku and kiri are now attending the same school

The tale of how they end up in a relationship does not happen until a good few years later

See, for izuku, he’s just kind of oblivious when it comes to romance. He also tends to assume people don’t like him.

For kiri, I feel like he would realize that he likes izuku quicker than izuku realizes he likes kiri, but kiri just doesn’t want to potentially ruin their friendship.

I might be wrong, but that’s what I’m going with here

So, eventually, after these lads have spent a good long while pinning, someone asks them if they’re ever going to get married

They are both quite shocked as they had not previously been in any relationships

This shocks everyone else, because clearly they have been dating for years

I don’t know why, but my favorite kirideku getting together trope seems to be they’ve been dating for years without either of them realizing.

I just think it fits for them. They’re both just kind of comfortable around each other. Being with one another feels natural. They’re very complimentary for the other. I just feel like they’d transition from friends into romantic partners (obviously still friends, but you get it) seamlessly

But yeah! The lads are living happily ever after and nothing bad happened to them again, the end :)

THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS!!! I love it🥹🥹🥹 I hope you enjoyed this!!!!

#bnha #mha #bnha headcanons #mha headcanons #kirideku headcanons #kirideku #midoirya izuku #kirishima ejiro #thank you for the ask💙💙

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callmemrskenway · 2 years

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To that one anon , I love you to (platonically) 😘 sending love your way , as for you Dolly sweetie ,How do you think demon slayer cast react and handle the reader with Shane Madej personality, Who shows no fear what’s so ever , who will dance on Muzan Bridge much to demon horror who would marry one of their best friend while the pair being drunk who happily watch Inosuke try and kill Zenitsu cause let’s be honest friends try and kill each other all the time who would try and connect the dote

Y E S THANK YOU FOR THIS REQUEST, IT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. Reader is also gonna be a Hashira too ngl. But I also LOVE THE QUOTES AT THE END OF THIS TOO.

- You're not really scared of demons, you're just..tired at this point. You have zero fear of them too and stuff because, hey, everyone dies. Sometimes death is a bit painful than most. Do you want to die via demon attack? No. Can you really control it? Also no.

- So you become a Hashira, a bit weird but with your mindset you're really good at your job. Maybe you do want to save people or maybe you're annoyed that you and your homie can't go into the woods to investigate creepy "ghost" filled forests and make fun of them for believing in ghosts.

- OKAY BUT LITERALLY, WHAT IF YOU TRAIN ZENITSU AFTER HE DECIDES HE WANTS TO BECOME STRONG LIKE TANJIRO AND HE BECOMES YOUR RYAN BERGARA.

- Like your mentor and protégé relationship is just you being oddly calm and content and Zenitsu is just scared 24/7 and you kinda just scare him sometimes.

- You: "His mind is his greatest enemy...and it is my greatest ally."

- Giyuu: *staring at you in silent judgement*

- You and Shinobu get along really well, honestly. She likes your scientific mind and she enjoys your dry and sarcastic comments. You also like being around her because she's like pretty sensible and chill compared to the other Hashira honestly.

- NO BUT TANJIRO LIKES THAT YOU ACTUALLY STOOD UP FOR NEZUKO AND HIM WHEN THE OTHER HASHIRA ROCKED HIS SHIT TOO NOT GONNA LIE. Like you were all: "You guys...you can't be doing that. You can't be hitting children."

- "(Y/n), it's a demon!"

- "THEY'RE CHILDREN!"

- You don't get along with Tengen, Sanemi, and Obanai. You're at least more polite to Tengen but if Sanemi and Obanai wants to talk shit, well, you can talk back. Like, someone asks what its like working with them and you're all: "Well, let's put it this way...I've met a lot of insufferable people in my life, but they've also met me."

- You're just so unfazed by things that it worries demons, even Muzan himself is unnerved because he can't tell if you're really brave or you're really stupid when really, what he should be wondering is: "Do you even care?" and the answer is no. No you don't.

- NO BUT EVERYONE JUST STARING AT YOU WHEN YOU'RE FACING A DEMON AND YOU'RE ALL: "Rip my heart out. Tear my head off...give me a wedgie. Hell, give both me and Zenitsu a wedgie!"/ "DON'T LOOP ME INTO THIS!"

- You also don't even really have to slay demons, you just literally destroy them by talking. Like, you can TRICK them into saying Muzan's name because you annoy them THAT much. Like you're all: "I'm dancing on your bridge, Muzan, look at how I disrespect your bridge. Its my bridge now."/ "HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT LORD KIBUTSUJI!?"/ "You just said his name."/ "Oh...Oh, I see what you've done."

- Okay but you know how people theory Shane is a demon or that he scares off demons? Literally you. Like Muzan is either very scared of you or wants you to become an Uppermoon or maybe it's both. Like, you terrify him but he finds you interesting.

- You and Muichiro absolutely roasting the shit out of demons too honestly. Like, damn, not only are they dying but they're gonna die feeling like they're not shit, my dude.

- Also, yes, much like the ask says, you're not even phased when Inosuke is beating up Zenitsu or chasing him around. Like, you just shrug it off and are all: "C'mon, friends kill each other all the time!"/ Shinobu: "Haha, I can think of a few of your friends who'd like to kill you!"

- Rengoku thinks that you're an absolute riot and you also feel the same way honestly. He does want you to dial it back when you're daring the demons to kill you because he gets worried one of them will get you. But yes, he's all: "YOUR BEHAVIOR AND PERSONALITY ARE TRULY A SHINING EXAMPLE OF A FEARLESS HASHIRA."/ Obanai: "I don't think they're fearless, I think they're just stupid."

- Inosuke tries to piss you off but you're really good at redirecting his attention somewhere else. Then Tanjiro is absolutely impressed with you and considers you one of his heroes and you're just there like: "Why?" but maybe you can be a better role model around him too.

- You also are writing your own story called the "Hot Daga" which started out as you kinda telling random stories to Nezuko because she was bored but she ends up loving them a lot and now it's a series that you may publish into a story later.

- HE MIGHT NOT BE ANIMATED YET BUT IMAGINE YOU'RE TRYING TO INFILTRAITE DOUMA'S CULT AND YOU'RE JUST THERE LIKE: "um, I'm here for the cult stuff? I saw the ad."

#AGAIN NO ORGANIZATJON THIS IS JUDT PURE BRAINROT.#Kny x reader #demon slayer x reader #tanjiro x reader #nezuko x reader #zenitsu x reader #hashira x reader #muzan is here too.

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dootznbootz · 1 month

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Hi! I want to know more about the Water wife, I´ve a really small understanding of this take on Penelope and i wANT TO KNOW MORE!!!!

Thanks for being so kind! 💙

I WILL HAPPILY

(understand that these are just headcanons/my ideas and I'm very silly)

Go through the tag of #my headcanons if you want more stuff though honestly, as...I write a LOT about her.

Not gonna lie, this is a LOT of rambling. Also certain things I won't say as I DO plan to someday write Odypen's courting and I want the readers to "fall in love" with her ALONGSIDE Odysseus. We already know him. But the Odyssey kind of keeps a lot of her intentions/sneakiness hidden on purpose because she's just as much of an enigma to Odysseus as the Narrator in a way. (it's one of the things I love so much about her). I hope to write her in a way that "reveals" HER as well.

Honestly I'll try and tag all my stuff with her with Water Wife (maybe without tm because...that was just for the silly and it's sometimes annoying to dig up the emoji thing on computer)

I take a lot of liberties with everything "nonmortal" (demigods, nymphs, etc.) because honestly it's just genuinely fun to write about plus I'm neurodivergent :P also have chronic pain, so I like writing SOME of my gals doing athletics. Mostly just Penelope and Helen being SUPER into it while other women have some activities they like. Ctimene for example, likes running and Anticlea woodcarving (who Odysseus learned it from)

Also silly thing, but one thing I always try to keep in mind is the idea of "A lot of people write women just reacting and not affecting" and I feel like people think Homer and other Ancient Greek Authors do that when...No. They write very dynamic and complex women. Penelope isn't JUST "sobbing" when the suitors are there. If it weren't for her schemes, she'd be married already. BUT NO!!! She's so cunning and held them off WITHOUT physical force!!!

"She should've killed them-" YEs! BUT there are also the political implications of that and xenia to consider!!! Literally at the end of the Odyssey, Athena has to calm everybody down!!! She couldn't do that without even more angry people coming at her!!! rtdyfugh ANYWAYS

I also take "likeminded" and sprint with it. For every shitty/wonderful thing Odysseus has done, she's rooting for it or would do something similar. They're as full of love as they are full of hate.

These two are that "evil couple" sometimes. She's sitting in his lap and they just humiliated someone publically and laugh at them and then they start nuzzling noses, giggling.

She's prideful in many ways as well and she's not against throwing someone under the bus if she needs to and WILL blackmail. You're afraid of snakes and she doesn't like you? "Oh my gosh! What do you think of my new snake necklace?"

She's pretty reckless often in her youth (Her and Odysseus both got that Adhd swag). For example, in my one fic's first chapter, it mentions how she ate a catfish that is making her sick. She rushed in and wasn't even thinking about "...Hey, isn't this one kind of weird?" She was pretending she was fine at first when she clearly wasn't as she doesn't like showing "weakness" (plus adrenaline). Also as she just gave birth like, 8-9 months before, she's in a weird funk of feeling strange about how her body has changed a bit despite recovering very well (water helps!). She's soooo happy she took the "beast" down. While sick, she knew she was reckless and mad at herself.

She's actually closest with Helen probably. Her siblings are a bit older than her and as she was born in a creek and quite smaller because of it (Naiads being affected by the waters they were born in) she got teased by some other naiads for quite a while. Helen is also, a little shit, in her own way so these two loved doing silly shit often. (Penelope, Helen, Menelaus, Castor, and Pollux, were this very strange little squad of kiddos who just...did random shit. They each have scars and knicks from their silliness (except Helen and Pollux))

Some of the scales she has on her arms and one shoulder, dry out quicker, from one of the times older naiads got a hold of her and kind of ripped at them :'D "Puddle girl"

It's something she carries with her in a way and when her water breaks with Telemachus, she hides it at first being like "Hey, let's head towards the caves!!!" until Odysseus realizes and he's so frustrated and upset with her has to scoop her up. (her stubbornness and recklessness) He scolds her after everything calms down like two weeks later.

Funny enough, I've had this idea for a LONG time even before I watched the 90's Odyssey. Odysseus just gives that vibe of "I'm not fucking leaving." don't he?

Odysseus: I can't believe you did that. The Canals were closer, Penelope- Penelope: I know but he'd be so much stronger if he were born in the caves and he is. AND I'm fine!!! I'm actually doing very well.

She hates bracelets. She usually ends up breaking them from messing with them too much.

Athena technically spoke with her first before Odysseus but Athena was WATCHING Odysseus for a longer time.

She's really close with her parents because her eldest sister got married quite young and her brothers are in the military. She goes running with dad often (let me have this) and she enjoys swimming (ofc), running, and pankration (Idk why I think it's really neat but I do)

She's got a scar on her temple that is kind of hidden by her hair from when she got washed away once when she was little (the scars she DOES have are because of her own novice attempts at healing, otherwise she doesn't have really any) and she's got a little crook in her nose, something she's self-conscious about as it was one of her first times "setting bone" with water and so it didn't end up perfect. It's not too noticeable but of course, you notice your own flaws more than others. (When she finally allows Odysseus to kiss her face, he immediately places a little kiss on her nose.)

There's...SO many more but yeah. a lot of basics.

#honestly for behavior? If you're thinking “that's something Odysseus would do.” then yeah. she MIGHT do it a different way #but she'd want the same result #Water Wife #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons #ask #aaronofithaca05

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bookshelfdreams · 2 years

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There's a great post abt all the wedding imagery in ep9 by @louisianna that got me thinking - if we chose to believe that, what does ofmd actually say about marriage?

(Spoiler: It's NOT "They're gay married now, happily ever after <3")

Let's review the explicit, non-metaphorical wedding scene we get in ep4 real quick.

The sense of isolation and desperation is palpable. Both of them are there against their will, and both of them are there on their own. They are surrounded by void, and even though they're supposed to be in the Caribbean, this image feels cold and lifeless. They are to be lighthouses for each other: trapped by duty in devastating loneliness.

There is a brutality in this screenshot, a forceful declaration of ownership. Not by Stede over Mary, obviously, but by these two.

To them, Stede and Mary are not their beloved son and daughter, fully actualized, independent adult people. Not, they are assets, to be deployed to their advantage as they see fit. This marriage is arranged to increase their respective family's wealth/social standing, and for no other reason. That's what children are for.

The parents are the social superiors here and they say: I own even the most private corner of your life, and you will do my bidding if you know what's good for you.

Stede and Mary know this. We are never shown an "I do" scene; there is no pretense of voluntariness in this.

Now ep9. As rightly pointed out in the linked post, there is a lot of wedding imagery here (Stede is even wearing the same colour palette as he did when he first met Mary but I'm not gonna start talking abt costumes).

And it is significant, imo, that what this scene actually is - is a mock trial and an execution. The power to pass a death sentence is the ultimate declaration of ownership by the state over its people: You live and die at MY pleasure. It owns both life and death; it has the power to kill them, yes, but it also has the power to force them into service, and calls this grace.

Let us not forget, that it is Izzy, who caused all this to happen. Izzy, who bartered away Stede's life so Edward would be released to him. This whole situation only exists because Izzy wanted Ed for himself, and Ed is forced under threat of death to submit to this.

How is that for a marriage metaphor.

When the act of grace is called upon, the exact same thing happens. With a literal gun to his head, Stede is forced to service the king - and threatening Stede's life, as it turns out, is enough to force Ed into service as well.

I own even the most private corner of your life, and you will do my bidding if you know what's good for you.

Yes, this is (or was supposed to be) the beginning of a new segment of Ed's and Stede's lives, one in which they are joined by a contract, but much like Stede's and Mary's marriage, not one they entered into voluntarily. And not something that has the power to provide a happy end for them.

#do i think the show intentionally says a forced marriage is an execution and marriage as a whole is a sham?#well. no. but i chose to read it that way and you cant stop me #our flag means death #blackbonnet #thoughts

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You did your big one with the last update. I was on an emotional roller coaster. It took me almost 2 hours to read all 23K words because I had to stop several times to process my emotions with our couple. OMG so many feels and my babies I was just drowning right now, like their lack of emotional maturity, it’s so pitiful to see play out I feel like they are definitely sabotaging their own happiness and as much as I want to be mad, considering both of their backgrounds, it makes sense. it also is why they are so perfect for each other so it’s hard no scratch that is painful to see them be a part when we know they are so much better together. Sorry my mind is all over the place. I hope for JK’s sake Namjoon has a wife. When the two families history was being revealed I really thought Daddy Jeon maybe had an affair with her mom so I was totally shocked that isw as an emotional affair with Mr Ri , like shocked stupid . Ugh I love how Hobi is all for family and willing to there fore JK at anytime . I hate how she feels that burden to server the family/company . But I do feel that JK is now being punished for something outside his control . I am drawing a parallel of how her crazy father lead to him being left in the rain as a kid and now her moms history with the company is leading to him being left by the women he loves now . It makes me question the string of fate that connects them , is this string a string of destiny or a noose that will burden their relationship to be ill fated . I am on the edge of my seat waiting for them to follow up now that everything is out in the open.

In a perfect world OC works for RKive and has a longstanding partnership with the Arts Center , I marry Yoongi and we all live happily ever after . Also I am curios where the hell is JK’s older brother at , do we know as readers . Will the family’s all reconnect at some point . Which supporting character delivers the speech to push OC to analyze her feelings for JK and his words . Is the ex boyfriend gone for good . Anymore plot twists , I am going to be up all night now .

Thank you for posting I love the series so far . I hope you ace your test/paper !!

Sorry if this is a big thing jumble i used text to speech for a large portion because I had to speak these thoughts into the universe

🚧spoilers 🚧

HI OMG U USED TEXT SPEECH? Haha why does that amuse me! I'm just imagining someone just expressing all this and says "In a perfect world... I marry Yoongi and we all live happily ever after" with a straight face hahaha but... same. 😂😂

Anyway. If 23k took you that long... Well, there's 24k and 28k. I can't shut up. 🫣🫣 But yes to emotions! We'll have more of those!

Of course, it's so easy to say that they're so stupid and perhaps they are. But similar to what you said, they have a lot of baggage that they carry and it's not easy to just give in to one's feelings when there's so much weighing them down.

And lol at the thought that there could've been an affair haha someone said that, too! But no, it's actually much more painful. And true, JK's experiencing all this and it's out of his control - he loses whether he asks OC to stay or lets her go. It's similar to her feeling selfish whether she resigns or not. We lose something with every decision we make but like Mr Ri said, we have to make them; it's the only way we can stand by them.

It makes me question the string of fate that connects them , is this string a string of destiny or a noose that will burden their relationship to be ill fated - getting all poetic on me now? BUT HMM interesting question. We'll just have to wait and see! As for your other questions... I can't say much but it'll be fun!! 🤭🤭

Pls don't apologize. I love these messages. I'm sorry I got to it late. I managed to submit my paper and my brain's just been tired for the past few days and I have 2 more to submit... HAHA but yes, I appreciate you. Hope you enjoy the rest of it!! 💕💕

#mimianswers #fic: iwyts

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So I ended up fast forwarding a bit and writing this drabble for Boss x Friend! Darling……ahahaha I hope you all enjoy this scenario >:’3

Note:: All Boss x Friend! Darling stories take place in the AU where Boss wins in One Last Call

There is no romantic proposal.

But that is fine for a “marriage of convenience.”Rather than an emotional proposal in a special place, the two of them are just signing legal documents in Darling’s home.

Aside from the marriage contract, there are many things to discuss—ring designs, living arrangements, cover story for their coworkers, whether or not they’ll have a wedding. The whole time, Darling acts serious and meticulous; it’s a side of her that Boss doesn’t see often.

Then again, he expects nothing less from a senior manager of Celestia Inc.

If things went his way, this marriage would be “real.” Alas, Darling still refuses to give her heart to him, hence why Boss is yielding to her terms. It doesn’t mean that he has given up, though.

Now that they’re married, he will have more opportunities to win her over emotionally. And thanks to this agreement, no one else will pursue Darling or judge them for their previously single status.

“And that’s it.” Darling signs the prenup and looks up to face him. “Here’s to our shared future. Let’s hope you don’t do anything to make me regret this decision.”

“I could say the same,” he shoots back. “I can only imagine the many ways you will test my patience moving forward.”

Not that he dislikes it. By now, the both of them know that Darling has him wrapped about her finger. It’s funny, really—in his desire to control her, he is controlled by his desire for her.

“If you are going to blame anyone later on,” he continues, “it should be yourself for forcing my hand to begin with.”

“Now, now.” At that, Darling’s lips curve into a familiar smile. Her next words sound better than any yes or I do. “Don’t be so mean to your wife~”

Now all that’s left to own is her heart.

And they lived happily ever after—jk it will still take months/ years for Boss to make Darling say “I love you” to him. At least he gets a partial victory in another universe xD

I still have more ideas for what happens in Boss x Friend! Darling’s relationship before they reach this point, and aahhhh I can’t wait to make Boss even more of an asshole + boyfailure <3

I hope you don't mind that I did a small continuation to fuel the thoughts of making him a boyfailure btw LMAOOOO

It should've been a loveless marriage.

It should have. That should've been what was expected from the two of them.

And yet, as he found himself one night, years past their first day in being 'married', he found himself unable to put focus on such a thing. To remember that, in a way, this isn't what he could bargain for in the long run.

It was a night like no other. A peaceful, idyllic one, if not for her back turned to him. And his turned back to her as well, for the sake of personal space.

Husband and wife, turning themselves against each other. Such a record, he found himself thinking, but he couldn't bring himself to say yet another word.

Boss— no, Alexander— often had troubles in his mind. Even as the Boss of one of the partner companies of Celestia Inc., the one that focuses on MixMatch as a whole and running his own shady business below, he still found himself thinking through the night.

It left him to stay up, unable to get a wink of rest. And he despised the thought.

Normally, he would find himself able to relax and sleep after 4 hours. He was an insomniac, but nothing that couldn't be solved if he idled long enough with nothing in his mind. Although, as he found out, this was not what he had hoped to occur.

Not with her.

After a while of idling and praying to Gods above to help him sleep to no avail, he turned his body to face her back. He could hear her breathing, even when they're not too close to do such a thing, and his hand quietly reached over to grab hers.

He isn't fond of vulnerability. He's never fond of thinking he should be... Open to someone without thinking they'd stab you on the back.

He hates it. Loathes it to the very core of his being. He couldn't fathom of how people can trust those that could bring them harm, that could simply ruin them if they so much as tried to put their trust and get in fights with them.

But as he held her hand, he felt his shoulders relax. He felt his body lose its tension.

... He's such a fool, he thinks. Just how badly must he crave for someone who'd never love him, when he, himself, can never bring the same commitment?

Maybe it was a curse. A poison he willingly drank, foolishly thinking that no one would catch his eye.

He knew his days were numbered, but in such a night like this, he found himself thinking that it wouldn't be so bad.

He's grown softer. Cordial. Over the years he spent with her, his walls weathered down and became nothing but mere wooden remains. He even found himself thinking that he could simply be laid to rest, and he'd be happy, so as long she remains by his side.

But he will never say that to her.

His pride, his ego, his mind will never let him.

He can cry in anguish all he wants, and truly, he could— but he knew that the day they were together, it will always remain this way.

It was unrequited from the beginning. Maybe he's deluded himself so much into thinking he's had a chance, but he isn't stupid.

So, for now, he will cherish the littlest things he gets from her. He'll cherish the only thing she's allowed him to get.

Her heart will be a grandeur treasure he'd take and never return, but he's content in the time they spent together. In a bit of an irony, he found himself thinking that their time was worth more than just an organ.

After all, what use is a heart if it stopped beating?

Will there be use of an organ when the memories will be the thing left beating?

He didn't knew. No one else knew.

And for once, that left him in a stupor.

Perhaps he can think about this some other time.

Not when he has her in his hand, just like tonight.

#💌 ;; promising letter: one last call #💌 ;; message delivery #💌 ;; fine print: ''boss''#💌 ;; to my beloved: jessamine

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stargazer-sims · 2 months

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2, 7, 14, 26 for Victor and Yuri for the Get to know your OC questions please

Thanks for the ask @changingplumbob !

Victor & Yuri Okamoto-Nelson

2. What foods will they not touch?

For Yuri, this is a lot. It might be easier to ask what he does eat rather than what he doesn't. He has quite a few dietary restrictions because of his illness, so he almost never eats fried foods, foods that are too high in fiber (corn, barley, bran, almonds), processed meats, foods with a lot of refined sugar, and carbonated drinks. He's also extremely picky, so even if some foods aren't on his list of restrictions, that doesn't necessarily mean he'll eat them. He doesn't like eggs, bacon, and most green vegetables, and he doesn't like cheese, cottage cheese or plain milk (although he found out he isn't actually lactose intolerant, so now he happily eats ice cream and yogurt).

Victor, on the other hand, will eat anything. There are foods he prefers over others, but he's not picky at all and there's nothing he won't try at least once. The main things he avoids are actually drinks. He doesn't do well with caffeine so he doesn't drink cola or energy drinks and he very rarely has coffee. He never, ever touches alcoholic beverages.

7. How many languages do they know?

Yuri speaks Japanese (his first language) and English.

Victor speaks English (his first language), Japanese and a functional amount of French.

14. Do they wear jewellery?

Yes, they both have the same jewellery. They have matching "promise" rings that they gave each other before they got married, and they have matching ruby and diamond wedding rings.

Yuri also has a special bracelet with a snowflake on it that Victor gave him for his twenty-fifth birthday, which he wears all the time.

Victor has a necklace with a tiny gold medallion on it, which he got as a gift from Yuri after the FIS World Snowboarding Championship. He doesn't wear it a lot, but he does like to put it on for special occasions, and even if no one else can see it under the collar of his shirt, he knows it's there.

26. What is something they're staunchly against?

They're both staunchly against a lot of things, honestly, but the one big thing they have in common is that they're against animal cruelty and abandonment. They both volunteer at a local animal shelter, and Yuri is currently a member of the board of directors of the Willow Creek Animal Welfare Society.

#sapphire answers #oc asks #victor nelson #yuri okamoto #stargazersims

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magicalrocketships · 1 year

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do you have ideas of things you'd like to see in buddie fics? I love your writing sm and I'd love to see your take on buddie

YES. I have had a LOT of thoughts about fucked up boys sorting themselves out, and also one where Eddie cries a lot about figuring out he's not straight, but I ALSO had this one fic idea that kept me company in the middle of night for a LONG TIME, which was basically WHAT IF BUCK AND EDDIE GOT JEALOUS MARRIED

Like, they go to Vegas for... something. Chim's birthday. IT DOES NOT MATTER. They're in Vegas. People are joking about other people coming to Vegas and getting drunk and getting married, idk, it doesn't matter. All that matters is that Buck and Eddie react entirely appropriately to this joking suggestion, and think... huh. What if we got married? That would fix everything!

It is important to note that there is nothing to fix

They are just two best friends occasionally and with some legal back up co-parenting a child, what needs fixing about THAT

So! They slip away. Why are they doing that? Who knows. And then they're like, "So, getting married, huh? What a joke."

They are not joking, and there is nothing to fix, but they are both thinking, in their special screwed up kind of a way, if they are married to EACH OTHER then it is IMPOSSIBLE* that the other person could marry SOMEONE ELSE and it is very important that even though there is NOTHING to acknowledge about how jealously they guard each other, that there be ZERO permanence about anyone else in their lives

*it is absolutely possible, they are just stupid

(for each other)

Buck and Eddie get married in Las Vegas because what is MORE NORMAL than two best friends who are not queer for each other getting married on a drunken weekend in Vegas while almost entirely sober

They hug after getting married because W O W what a relief, now everything is fixed!!!! Amazing how much of a relief it is to know that everything is fixed now, everyone is going to be better off!!!

They don't tell a single person

They go back to their lives secure in the knowledge that everything is fixed now and continue to do everything EXACTLY THE SAME as they did before they went to Vegas and got secret jealous married

Except maybe IDK Eddie updates his will or something

And then says to Buck that he should do the same but HEN OVERHEARS

and later on has to say, what the fuck, Buck (even funnier because it rhymes) and Buck has to be, like, "Yeah so Eddie and I are MARRIED now, isn't it great, it fixes EVERYTHING!!!"

Hen: "..."

And then Hen has to go out of her mind for the next eight months because literally NOBODY knows that Buck and Eddie are very happily married whilst living entirely single* lives and never actually kissing or living together

*they are very clearly not single because they are, at this point, a) married and b) not in the least bit interested in anything with anyone else

Also they have a KID to bring up which they are doing TOGETHER and have only sort of realised this

So they go BACK to Vegas a year after getting married, who knows what for, it very clearly DOES NOT MATTER, and Buck says something erudite and well adjusted about how it must be nice to get the right number of hugs every day

He has read that article about the number of hugs required for emotional wellbeing

He has shared that article about the number of hugs required for emotional wellbeing

Eddie, who is very well adjusted, says, "huh, maybe we can be that for each other?"

Hen at this point is melting into the concrete, willing herself to become at one with the universe rather than put up with the secret that she cannot tell anyone, which is that Buck and Eddie are so stupid they need STUDYING, in a LAB

Buck and Eddie begin The Year of The Hugs which is Hen's least favourite year because it turns out Buck and Eddie are both TOUCH STARVED and also still OBLIVIOUS about how in love they are

Buck and Eddie like to go to each other's places just to hug, which is Normal

God, they're so normal

Getting married really HAS fixed everything, they're so good at this

Meanwhile no one else has noticed anything because this is mostly going on at home and no one else really thinks too deeply about anything, which Hen maintains was her first mistake. She has given up thinking. It's safer.

Buck and Eddie start having hugging sleepovers rather than Buck sleeping on the sofa when he stays over

Christopher, who, despite having Eddie for a father, has some critical thinking skills (this is unfair to Eddie, who is very good at critical thinking when it comes to work, but who has the emotional capability of a boiled egg when it comes to understanding who he is and what he wants and what he is feeling)

Christopher gives up trying to explain that Buck is his dad's best friend and just calls him his other dad when he has to tell his friends' parents who's picking him up and dropping off at things

Everyone deals with this like it's entirely normal, which it is, because they've never had to deal with the flat expression of two men dealing with having a functioning family relationship for the first time in their lives by not realising they have one

Christopher assumes that his dads are dating but not telling him, so he makes them a card that says CONGRATULATIONS and then they all have to have a conversation where each sentence is stupider than the last one where Buck and Eddie explain that they LOVE each other and they SLEEP together but only because they like to HUG and that is NORMAL

Christopher considers giving his parents up for adoption

Particularly when they explain that they are MARRIED but that is just because it FIXED EVERYTHING

still nothing to fix

Christopher suggests, quite gently, that maybe his dads should just try BEING MARRIED because they ARE MARRIED and nobody is talking about DIVORCE, right?

Buck literally cries at the mention of divorce, Eddie looks like he's swallowed a boiled egg whole

Christopher googles my dads need therapy

Buck and Eddie add holding hands to their repertoire of married tricks

Hen considers emigrating to the moon

Buck and Eddie have been married eighteen months and have yet to kiss or admit that they want to

they want to

this is the end of part one because I am tired

#fic i wish i was writing #911 #buddie #buck and eddie fix everything by getting married #(they fix nothing because nothing needing fixing)#except them

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POST MARRIAGE/DOMESTIC AU! GIYUU TOMIOKA

Ok so we all know this man is silent af and would take quite a time to adjust to his relationship.

You guys would be together in a relationship for almost 5 years utmost.

Muzan has been defeated and everybody lives nobody is changing my mind

Giyuu has only one arm now, but that doesn't stop you from loving him anytime soon.

You guys would majority of the times sit on the engawa peacefully drinking tea and enjoy the quiet scenery around the house you both share.

Giyuu definitely opens up and smiles more than he used to during his demon slaying days.

He would many a times feel insecure about himself, mostly his one arm, but you are there for him, which makes his heart fill with comfort.

He definitely becomes more comfortable around people. He would still have his quiet personality but would speak up and greet people more often.

One evening you two were sitting as usual in your engawa, enjoying the sunset

"I've got something to ask you about, dear."

"Oh what is it?"

"Would you like to be my wife?"

"Wh-What?"

Mothertrucker blunt as hell. Didn't even hesitate.

You said yes. You got married in a beautiful place and invited your close ones only. It was more like a private wedding, but beautiful as it could be.

You two would blush whenever you guys would look at each other during the ceremony, even though you two have know each and seen each other in every way many a times.(Yes i do mean it that way;)

You two would definitely be holding hands the whole time after the ceremony till the end of the day.

All the hashira friends of Giyuu congratulate you(They're alive in this au SO DON'T FIGHT ME PLS).

Rengoku being Rengoku, would wish you both happily, happy that his friend will get to lead a more beautiful life, while his brother Senjuro would shyly wish you and also give a handmade gift.

Shinobu would hug him and congratulate him. Shinobu would defo whisper in his ear, "So you did finally get someone who likes you. Well good job."

Tengen would give him a pat on his shoulder, saying he found a good one to marry, while his wives fawned over you.

Gyomei would pat your heads and pray for your happy life, him giving you two blessings.

If Kanae were alive, she would already be wed or going to be wed to Sanemi. Kanae would hug and congratulate you both, while Sanemi shrugged and shook his hand, patting Giyuu in the back wishing him a good life.

Urokodaki would pat both you and Giyuu's head, him offering you two his blessings to stay happy in your lives. He would defo hug Giyuu tightly, a few droplets seen escaping from his mask, whispering to Giyuu to lead the life he deserves, which would also let some few droplets collecting in your newly wed husband's eyes too, which makes your heart go brrrrr at the scene.

If Sabito and Makomo were alive, I'd imagine him being already wed to Makomo. Makomo would defo hug you tightly, wishing you congrats while both Sabito and Giyuu would tightly hug each other, "You finally became a husband huh?" "I can say the same for you."

We all know Iguro and Mitsuri are gonna marry each other one way or the other, SO YES THEY ARE MARRIED. Mitsuri would squeal and almost run towards you both, hugging you guys tightly as she could, which leads to Iguro telling her to loosen up, cuz he can see you both almost passing out. Mitsuri defo would be the person who would compliment you guys the most, gushing at you two, while Iguro was the calm one, wishing you both a happy married life, giving Giyuu a handshake and a side shoulder pat.

Now the Kamaboko squad come in.

Inosuke would give you both acorns, Aoi giving him a disapproving look, but you shrugged it off, appreciative of the gift, cuz that's how Inosuke shows his feelings.

Kanao, Zenitsu and Genya and Muichiro(They are also alive) congratulated you happily, complimenting you both (uwu).

Nezuko and Tanjiro would be elated to the moon. They both would have literal tears in their eyes, seeing as their most closest friend and their mentor was getting a life he deserved. Yes emo boy shed some tears too.

The reception went great.

you two were happy and smiles adorned your faces the whole day. You two stuck together holding hands the entire day.

It's finally the time fore the wedding night. You guys of course stayed up the whole night ;)

slight NSFW down here ig?..

I imagine that Giyuu would go slow but you can feel the passionate love he's offering you. My boy would literally worship you and your body literally and this will go vice versa. His touches will be soft but will tight enough to hold you properly. You two would share deep passionate kisses the whole times.

After pleasuring you, he would give in when you ask him for his turn to be pleasured. The perfect mommy's boy

Defo loves to be praised (boy lost his one arm so now he insecure, but dw you there to assure and praise him)

I think he would like it if you tug on his hair, whether short or long. Like not pull his hair forcefully, but like slight gentle tugging.

NSFW over

After doing it, you both will clean each other up, and would just lie down the bed, bed sheets covering your bodies.

You guys stay up despite being exhausted. You two would stay up talking to each other quietly about life and you two's future, till the sun is about to rise up, your one hand playing with his hair, while the other drawing circles on his bare chest, while Giyuu's hand wrapped around your waist. (This is soo wholesomeeee AAAAHHH)

DAMN WAS THIS ONE ADORABLE. Hope you guys liked this. If you want im willing to make headcannons or series about the other hashiras or ds characters in any au!! Feel free to Request!! (PLEASE REQUEST:_) )

Ok now i'm annoying yall. BYYEEEE

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elvisabutler · 2 years

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now im just thinking about baz officiating birdie and austin’s wedding and then getting absolutely plastered afterwards omg

anon!!! consider! that exactly what the hell happens in some universe. does it happen in the main one we don't know. i haven't decided. ( look, i have this plotted out, do my small details change? yes. do my base they're together, they break up, they come back together, they live happily ever after change? no. ) tw: drunkenness? baz luhrmann making poor decisions ( seriously @satninbeaulieu wine mom baz is my new favorite thing. )

but okay! consider! you and austin are just in love. we all know this. we also know that truth be told y'all are baz's favorite soap opera and despite him being a grown ass man and y'all being grown ass adults he indulges you two too much. catherine has told him this while also facilitating you two stealing costumes- which honestly, totally baz's fault because everyone stole shit from the set and she just planned ahead and there was multiples of the costumes. basically baz's set was a madhouse in some respects and you two just really fit in very well in a way you couldn't have fit into another set.

but yes you and austin are in love. baz and everyone on set knows this. everyone who isn't necessarily a higher up at wb knows this. so know what. you may want a courthouse wedding. austin may for some reason think it's hilarious for you two to be married by an elvis impersonator. baz? baz wants to marry you two himself. look he's responsible for this and has been from the second he told you to get on the floor and austin told him "that's my priscilla." does he acknowledge that y'all took a real weird road to get here? yes. does it make him love you two and the relationship you two have cultivated any less? no. hell, disregarding the weirdness at cannes and the met and the Shitshow of the Vogue shoot y'all have been the best couple on screen or off for him. he loves you two to pieces.

so when you calling baz- because it's you and not austin because he's the dumb idiot who had you almost passing out in the hallway of some late show with "dove, let's go to vegas." and "we've talked about moving in together and you've told me how many kids you want in the future and we've talked about when we might want them for the past two months after talking about it a year ago, why wouldn't want to marry you right now?" and "i wanted to marry you last year." seriously, austin robert butler there is a time and a place and it not in the hallway after an interview when you're both tired as hell because it's a been a long day. but you say you'd prefer a courthouse wedding and you want to have something borrowed from priscilla and you win that argument sort of. and then you have to call catherine and baz. austin is in charge of the rest of the cast including tom who you know is busy but maybe a part of you is like i don't care how i get married if tom hanks is at my wedding i will be secretly delighted because that's a badge of honor in real life and hollywood.

so you call baz. actually you call catherine but you figure they're next to each other so you reach one you reach the other. you are more than a little excited and in a rush "austinandiaregettingmarriedwe'dlikeyoutocome" and catherine tells you to say a little slower before baz- who has overhead this informs you that he can actually officiate if you'd like. he'd be honored to, in fact.

that should have been the clue that something was going to go very very wrong by the end of the night. but because your life and austin's life are basically ruled by the phrase "in hindsight oops" you two don't realize this until after the fact. catherine should have warned you but honestly, catherine didn't even predict this one.

but you jump at the chance and how fast can we get everyone to the same place because you're going to hunt for rings and you've got this black dress you wore for the last interview and "yes, austin i'm wearing a black dress. i don't want a full wedding dress. and even if i did why do you think it'd be white? be thankful i'm not wearing a suit." "i mean it'd be hot." "focus, daddy." and baz says to meet him at this hotel in the middle of nowhere. which is to say it's somewhere that isn't vegas but isn't la and maybe it really just in upstate new york or utah. it's somewhere where there isn't going to be a lot of paparazzi so that the gaggle of people who will be with the pair of you aren't going to bring a massive amount of attention. you forward the address to priscilla and lisa marie and it's great.

the thing is when everyone gets there you and austin are bombarded with the question "how drunk are you two?" a question that makes you both laugh like tipsy college girls trying their first sip of alcohol.

"unless being drunk on that idiot over there counts, sober." you answer pulling austin closer to you so you can try and curl into him.

"never been more sober in my life." he answers with his hand around your waist and his head dipping down to your neck to nuzzle at it.

baz has had one ( 1 ) singular glass of wine before the ceremony. this does not remain the same throughout the night. he hands catherine his phone and tells her to take a million pictures and video tape and maybe austin hands her his camera or he hands someone- maybe it's kelvin or alton or natasha- but it's someone being given his camera. point is the two of you will have a billion pictures and one video of this entire thing.

baz is surprisingly good at officiating which shouldn't surprise you and yet it does. and maybe you give him war flashbacks with your kiss. you did try and keep it chaste, but truly, you're marrying austin and he's marrying you and maybe it got a little heated. maybe you have to stop yourself from letting austin pick you up but he still 1000 percent squeezes your ass.

here's the thing though, there's alcohol afterward because you've drug these people out to the middle of nowhere it's the least you could do. so you imbibe. so does austin. catherine even sips a big glass of wine and everyone else? they get mildly tipsy at least. baz gets- a little plastered. a lot plastered. look- he rarely gets like this and catherine figured this was fine. it was fine. she was keeping an eye on him and the phone.

up until the point right before she takes his phone and he decides that the world needs to know that his leads are not only having sex but they've gotten married. after ignoring each other for the greater part of a year. it blows up on instagram and quickly slides right onto tiktok and twitter. it is everywhere on the internet. you watch the tiktoks in a panic after you finally grab your phone with austin's dick still inside you while he's passed out at 9:15 in the morning. it's your distressed laughter and whispers of "oh fuck. oh shit. oh noooo." that wakes him up eventually.

no one realizes this until 7am because you're all are enjoying the good time at the reception. you don't realize this until 9am when you finally wake up with austin curled around you, his dick still causally inside you and see a million missed calls, several text messages including one from your own mother asking "why wasn't i invited? what are you wearing? and did he grab your butt at the altar?". you don't move because of austin and because you're not 100 percent your legs work without help despite the maybe 5 hours of sleep you have gotten.

austin doesn't realize it until 10am because you figured the old man needed his beauty rest after last night. why? well that's a story for another ask.

#spoilers: maybe the accidental reveal is becoming full canon. baz luhrmann you menace!!!#did i include two gifs because i could? yeah.#am i teasing y'all? yes.#austin butler x priscilla actress reader #austin butler x reader #austin butler x y/n #austin butler x you #i think i'm funny using that last one btw.#between this ask and the video i am on cloud nine don't mind me.#also hello new followers this is not what you signed up for i imagine but hello nonetheless.#ally writes

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ginnyw-potter · 2 years

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No omg let’s hear about those headcanons!!! I’d love to hear them!!!

oh okay so it is pretty late so I will come back to this post and add to it but here we go! also some of these things are canon but like people forget? so yep. these two live in my head rent free 😌

people forget they're both like really powerful?? like canonically they have very powerful magic both of them. so they must be intimidating af when they walk into a room. right after the war already and then they both just continue being iconic and doing incredible stuff like youngest head auror ever ( like hello?? aurors are tough as fuck and this man that should have died at least 5 times just came in, did a hell of a good job and landed head auror) and Ginny is professional Chaser but don't let that mislead you !! she's not just an athlete she's hella talented

people really be like oh fuck it's the Potters, let's behave

they're both canonically goodlooking. they're gorgeous. they both look amazing. and they're powerful. Harry's really tall. like ?? it be the kind of people I'd be like "alright something's gotta be wrong with them" if I knew them irl but no on top of that they seem to be genuinely nice people

Harry and Ginny joke around all the time. They both have a great sense of humour. also Ron just makes it really easy to tease him. They make being in the spotlight easier by making jokes out of headlines and telling reporters absolute bullshit. "yes of course we bought all our children a unicorn." "my affair with Ron has been ongoing for years, Ginny has no clue" (Ginny is standing beside him)

Bc they have such a great sense of humour, they are also the Weasley Wizard Wheezes's best supporters. Like they'll show up, finance new lines, all of it

They both have nightmares but they deal with it together. They know how to calm each other down without saying much

Harry is absolutely smitten by Ginny like.... absolutely whipped for her

bc Ginny is short and has a small frame, she likes to jump on him and he'll catch her. he's much taller so he can carry her with ease. especially if she's excited she'll run at him and he'll happily catch her

they duel each other for funsies. from the outside it looks terrifying and like someone's going to get hurt but they know each other well and it's also a way of flirting for them

they get married really young bc they're so in love and they're passionate and fuck it they could've died, they want to be bonded for life (Hermione and Ron marry later bc they're more rational about it)

they're both bisexual to some degree

When James goes to Hogwarts they find the house too quiet and have another kid. it's twins. their names are Ruby and Remy

the Weasley brothers always expected to give Ginny's potential husband a firm talking to but then it's Harry and they genuinely love Harry so they don't really do more than tease him a little

they love cuddling. just tucked nicely into each other bc it means they know the other person is there and safe and sound without having to look and it just gives them inner peace

Harry is a little possessive bc he knows Ginny's a catch. luckily often just showing up makes a guy back off. "oh shit sorry I didn't realise he is your boyfriend/husband" (Ginny rolls her eyes as Harry comes to stand behind her 'casually'

#imma add to this later if I remember!#hinny #harry potter #ginny Weasley #ginny #weasley #harry #potter #hc: twins #headcanons #anon #ask #reply

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