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aftgsucks · 10 months

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NMFTG 21

End of Life Crisis

it's like a mid life crisis but not mid

ao3: chapter below cut

Two days after the parking lot fiasco Drake was found dead in his cell. Apparently, he hung himself. Neil had no desire to look into that and it seemed no one else did either. The guy was dead, who cared about the specifics. Although Seth was quick to point out it was likely the Moriyamas were involved. Neil figured they might as well be good for something, even if it was just taking out the trash.

One more day after that and Andrew was going to rehab. That morning Andrew ducked into Neil’s dorm and tossed a set of keys at him before turning and leaving without a word.

“Are those his car keys?” Seth asked.

Neil looked at the set of keys. “One of them probably is.”

Andrew came back into the room and pointed a finger at Seth, “Not allowed in my car.” And then turned and left again.

“Oh, come on!” Seth complained.

Neil looked at the keys. The car key. One that looked like a dorm key. The third key stumped him for a second and then he realized it must be for his house. Neil attached the keychain to his court keys and then stared for a bit longer. Allowed, invited. Responsibility was an odd thing for a dead man to have and as Neil looked over his keys it dawned on him he had a lot of it. Neil was already dead but he’d never had more to lose.

“You good man?” Seth asked.

“I’m fine,” Neil said.

“Now why don’t I believe that?” Seth asked.

Neil put the keys back into his pocket. “That is not my problem.”

“What is your problem?” Seth asked. “Because you go on and on about how much you don’t care but I think that’s bullshit.”

Well, who asked him? “No one’s asking you to think, Seth, it can’t be good for you.”

“You little shit,” Seth grabbed the closest pillow and flung it at Neil. “Stop trying to deflect by insulting me.”

“The only problem that matters right now is you deciding to psychoanalysis me.”

“Caring isn’t a bad thing, you know that right?” Seth asked. “Because you act like someone who doesn’t know that.”

Seth wasn’t wrong as outrageous as that was. Caring wasn’t bad, it was just hard.

“What will convince you that I’m fine?” Neil asked.

“You actually being fine. It’s not rocket science, Bud, you’re unwell.”

Neil reached over for the pillow that Seth had thrown and threw it back at him.

“Look, just, why were you looking at the keys like a kicked puppy?” Seth asked.

Why did Neil want to answer him? Why was he contemplating his answer and not just getting up to leave? “For a long time it was just me and my mom,” Neil admitted. “And we moved a lot, I’m not used to keys this important.”

Seth very obviously tried not to look shocked that Neil had answered. And then picked at the threads of the pillow for a long moment. “I’ve got parents and a trailer full of brothers back home,” Seth said. “But the first good thing I ever had was my jersey for this team and then the next good thing was Allison’s number. I’m gonna tell you something and then we’re gonna put on a movie with violence and cursing. It’s okay to be scared of good things, Neil, and it’s also okay to hold onto them anyway.”

True to his word Seth immediately put on a movie called “Fight Club,” having had enough emotion and genuine conversation for the day--Neil hoped the year-- at eleven AM. Which was great because Neil had no idea how to respond to that.

When people die all of their muscles relax, he couldn’t hang on to a damn thing.

Neil and Katelyn’s next study meeting happened at the dorms instead of the library. They both took opposite ends of the couch with their workbooks and notebooks spread between them. Aaron sat on one of the beanbag chairs and played some video game. Kevin was watching Exy games at the kitchen counter with his headphones in.

Katelyn had brought assorted fruits and a brief tap on the shoulder. That Neil, bizarrely, realized was her downsizing a hug into something that Neil would accept. He hadn’t seen her since the game, presumably Aaron had talked to her and seen her and all that.

When Nicky came in from class he did a double take. More than a double take, Nicky paused in the doorway looked at the three of them, backed out of the room, shut and locked the door and then unlocked it and came back in. Upon seeing that his eyes did not deceive him he then sputtered incoherently “Katelyn? Aaron? OUR DORM, but Andrew, oh Jesus Christ, Neil what did? But Andrew?”

“Andrew told me to protect you three idiots,” Neil answered, pondering if the twins had been dramatic before Nicky adopted them or if this whole time all the theatrics could be traced back to Nicky. “Katelyn, do you plan to kill the idiots?” He asked.

“Not today,” she shook her head.

“There you go, all safe.” Neil said.

“Andrew won’t be happy about this,” Nicky said apologetically.

“Then he can kill me about it, stop worrying.” Neil would take that death gladly, once Andrew got back from rehab. “It won’t fall on you.” It shouldn’t fall on Neil either, this whole thing was on Aaron and Andrew but Neil knew that this point that was probably not a realistic expectation.

Everyone separated for Thanksgiving, it gave Neil a twitch. Dan went off to her stage sisters, Matt went to New York to see his mom, Allison and Seth went with Renee to her mom. And Neil was in Palmetto watching over Andrew’s family and also Katelyn.

They all went to Abby’s the actual day. Abby and Wymack both adored Katelyn and used her presence to attempt to shame the rest of them into behaving. It really only worked on Aaron. And then only slightly, they were together for a reason. It’s not like Katelyn was necessarily well behaved. She just had better manners than Aaron.

Nicky had a conniption over the fact that Neil had never celebrated any holidays, not just Halloween. Neil didn’t know how to explain it to Nicky without making the man cry, that Neil’s family didn’t give a shit about traditions outside of the most shallow appearances. That all that time before he went on the run bled together in knives and viscera and all the time after bled together in countries and gunshots and that the majority of holidays had passed by unnoticed.

He didn’t try to explain. Everyone was having a nice time. He just took a smoke break and tossed his keys up and down idly while trying to place the odd feeling in his stomach.

After a bit Katelyn came outside. “Thank you, by the way,” she said.

“For what?”

“I know Andrew doesn’t want me around.”

“Yeah, well, he’s in rehab and you won’t kill Aaron,” Neil said.

“I wish Aaron would just talk to him,” she said. “I know it’s complicated, even if he won't give me all the details.”

“I’m sure it is, I think if either of them let anything be simple the world would explode.” It was probably more Andrew then Aaron. When they met Aaron was drugged and confused, if Neil was a betting man he’d put money on Andrew making things complicated and Aaron being too dazed to realize it until he was already in the middle.

“Those will kill you, you know,” Katelyn said, nodding at his cigarette.

“That would be funny, here’s to hoping,” Neil tapped off the ashes and Katelyn laughed.

It wasn’t until everyone was back that Neil connected his twitch and the low feeling in his stomach and realized he had missed everyone. That it wasn’t just idle worry about Riko getting to them while they were out of town, but that Neil wanted them around.

He was so dazed by the realization that he’d gone straight out to the grass behind the dorms immediately after saying hello to everyone. And then Neil’s own stupid pointless emotions had smacked him again after he’d looked over his shoulder for the eighth time and realized he'd been waiting for Andrew to wander out after him.

Just when he thought he was as dumb as it gets, somehow Neil gets dumber. Neil heard a voice in his head that sounded depressingly like Seth saying something about good things. And Neil just put out his cigarette and flopped over face first into the dirt.

On his way back to his dorm room Renee intercepted him.

“Would you mind sparring with me?” She asked.

And yes, actually, he would. He’d mind a lot and quite possibly hurtle into the wrong end of a breakdown. He knew Renee could fight which meant he’d likely forget it was sparring and not survival. But Neil looked at Renee for a moment before outright refusing her. One hand on her cross, the other in the hem of her shirt. Her eyes were foggy and her lips were shaking almost imperceptibly. She looked like she was about to crawl out of her skin, he hadn’t seen her like this since that guy had shown up with a gun.

Neil recalled that she’d had a hearing about that fuck over the weekend, back in North Dakota. He still wouldn’t spar with her, but maybe there was something else. Neil tried to think of things that calmed him down that weren’t his own impending demise or cigarette smoke.

“What if we dyed our hair?” Neil asked, he was out of dye anyways. “Would that help?” The process was borderline ritualistic for him and Renee’s hair was always done. It felt like a fair guess.

“Actually, yeah, that could work.” She said, her hands dropping to her sides. “Let’s be impulsive.” Her smile was closer to deranged than serene but Neil figured it was good enough.

And so they took Andrew’s car to a department store and stood in the neigh endless hair dye aisle. Neil reached for the brown hair dye and stared down at it.

“You dye your hair?” Renee asked as she picked out a new palette to dye her ends.

“Yeah,” Neil said. Be impulsive. Oh, fuck it. He put the brown dye back on the shelf. “I can do whatever I want,” he said in a quiet voice. Mary was buried on a beach in California. He’d be dead in a matter of months, nothing fucking mattered.

“Well, within reason,” Renee said, amused.

“Whatever I want.” He reached for the bright orange hair dye. And then he put it in Renee's basket. She giggled as she looked at it and then grabbed her own box.

Neil led her over to the electronics section and they both dug through the DVDs until they found a boxed set of Looney Tunes. Then they went to clothing and Neil found a bunch of horrendous looking button ups. They were all busy patterns and obnoxious colors.

Renee with a grin much closer to her own put a wide brimmed straw hat on his head and Neil decided he would wear it to class everyday.

He bought fresh strawberries and Renee got herself a pint of raspberry ice cream. And then they went home. Neil took a brief detour to pull out his contacts and throw away the whole stock of them. Then they put on cartoons and they dyed each other’s hair.

Neil discovered that Andrew’s impersonation of the Roadrunner was impeccable. Meep Meep, indeed. He immediately told Renee and she laughed before looking thoughtful.

“I had something else I was going to ask you,” she said.

Neil gestured for her to go ahead.

“Andrew was supposed to be my date to the banquet. Would you mind stepping in?” She asked.

Neil might be fully losing it but he still didn’t want to tell Renee no outright. “I am not attracted to you in anyway shape or form,” he said bluntly. It wasn’t a no.

Renee laughed. “For the record I’m also not attracted to you, or Andrew for that matter. Friends can go to these things together.”

Oh.

“I’ll probably be a poor date, I’ve never been on one before so I don’t know what you’re supposed to do.”

“Well, I’ve never really been on one either,” Renee admitted. “Andrew and I, it was mostly so neither of us had to bring anyone else and to mess with the others a little bit. So, I’m not sure either.”

Neil wanted to be a good friend date. And he was on a roll for decisions that would piss off his mom today so he just went with it. “We should ask Matt,” he said. Matt had been dating Dan long enough that clearly he had to be good at it. He was also the least like;ly to give them shit about it or tell the others immediately.

“Okay,” Renee agreed. “Tomorrow.”

Neil nodded and got up to wash out his hair.

By the time Allison and Dan came back into their dorm room Neil’s eyes were blue, his hair was fox orange, and he was wearing a shirt that made Allison immediately mime throwing up.

Renee had pink, green, and orange highlights all throughout her hair and looked like she was living in her body again. All in all, it felt like a successful day.

“Please,” Allison begged. “I bought you nice clothes, what is that?”

“My new shirt,” Neil said. This is exactly what he had wanted. Something loud and ridiculous. This one had a black background and then neon swirls and planets all over it.

“I think you both look great,” Dan said, grinning.

Neil went over to the shopping bags and pulled out his new hat. “I’ve decided to be a hat guy,” he informed them.

“Kill me,” Allison begged.

“Kill me first, coward.”

#nmftg #no more fucks to give #aftg fanfiction

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aeonchangeling · 2 years

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Luz groaned as an alarm near her began to go off, disturbing her peacefully deep slumber. A need to crawl deep under the warm comforter almost made her ignore it entirely, until a voice groaned. “Alright alright.” She didn’t recognize the voice right away, and a second later, realized the alarm that had gone off wasn’t the one on her phone. She sat up quickly, almost making her head spin, until the events of the prior day came back to her. The plane, the school, the goblins, the strange new students… And she saw Tulip groggily crawling down from her bed. She was rubbing her face, trying to chase away the sleep.

“Uh… good morning,” Luz greeted awkwardly.

“Mph, ‘morning,” was the red head’s response.

“Didn’t sleep well?”

“No, after you guys conked out, I stayed up too late coding.”

“You know how to do that?”

“Mph, yeah. I like making games and ya kinda need to know how to do that.” “Wait… like, video games, you make those?” “Yeah, they’re pretty basic but I love making them,” Tulip yawned before digging out some clean clothes. Luz watched her drag herself towards a door near the back of the room, one she had missed the night before, and walked inside. She got a quick peek of a bathroom on the other side before the door closed again. “Mph… too much talking.” King’s groggy voice came from under the covers, and the tip of his skull nose poked out. “Hey buddy, c’mon, get up,” she said gently, “We’re starting classes today.” “Meh…” “...and breakfast is probably waiting!” There was a short pause, and she could see a tiny figure stand up under the covers. “Food…” “There ya go!” she said happily before hopping out of bed and began to dig through her clothes, trying to figure out what would be the best to wear on her first day. She felt a tight jolt of anxiety in her chest. Sure she had gotten along with Danny and the others but meeting someone new in a classroom was different from meeting them in a life or death situation! She had to make a good first impression! “Luz, bathroom’s all yours!” Tulip announced as she stepped out, and kind of… stared at the sight of the latina rambling to herself about what was best to wear, “Uh… you okay there?” “Wha-! I-I mean, yeah! Sure! Totally! I’m just uh-” “She can’t decide what to wear,” King droned, finally sticking his head out of the blanket. “First day jitters huh?” “I mean… well, kinda…” “Eh, nobody’s really gonna care, this place is full of wei-Whoa, what happened to your shawl?!” Confused, Luz watched as Tulip grabbed a familiar bundle of magic wool and held it up, staring at the burns. “It’s… not a shawl actually… it’s a cape… my mentor made it for me, before it got… uh… like that.” “Dude, you should totally wear this!” She threw the burned cape into its owner’s arms, leaving Luz… a bit confused. “Really? Wouldn’t that be a little… weird?” “Are you kidding me? The others are gonna love it!” “You think?” “Yeah! Like I was saying, everyone here’s kinda odd, better to own it than try to hide it.” “You seem pretty normal.” “Psh, hardly. I’m a computer nerd who’s read too many math books and ended up in a whole other world when I tried to run away from home!” “You mentioned that last night, you called it the Train?” “Yeah… it was this massive train, way bigger than anything we have in this world, and it was in the middle of a wasteland. Each car had its own mini world inside, and they usually had a puzzle you had to solve to unlock the door on the other side.” “Whoa…! That sounds like fun!” Tulips stiffened almost immediately. Like Luz had just said something incredibly offensive. The redhead took in a breath, in through the nose, out through the mouth, did it a second time, before looking directly at the older girl. “On paper it sounds like that… and yeah, some of them actually were kinda fun, but… actually being there… it was different.” “O-Oh… I… I’m sorry, I-” “No no, it’s okay. You didn’t-couldn’t have known. It was… dangerous… and I could have died. A friend of mine did die, but I was able to bring him back.” She then held her right hand and her thumb ran over her palm. “By the Titan… T-Tulip, I’m so sorry, I-” “Like I said, you couldn’t have known… just… be careful when you say stuff like that to the others. Some of the worlds we went to… they were dangerous, deadly even. A lot of us have… mixed feelings about what we went through. I mean, I kinda needed to go on the Train, to learn to be a better person, but it doesn’t mean I don’t still have night terrors sometimes.” “...um… I don’t wanna be presumptuous, but… if you ever need someone to talk to, I’m willing to help.” The redhead smiled at this. “Heh, I knew there was a reason I liked you as soon as I saw you.” “I-Wait, you did?” “Yeah, you seemed real nice, a bit hyper but eh.” “Everyone likes Luz!” King said, the sleepiness finally leaving his tiny body, “She’s the best human big sister a demon could ask for!” “Aawwwww, King~” the girl in question immediately scooped him up into her arms and hugged him close. Tulip laughed at the adorable sight. “Alright you two, go get cleaned up and let’s get to the dining room before they run out of the good stuff!” “Aye aye captain Tulip!” “Snrk, “Captain Tulip?” I’ve never even been on a boat.” “My point still stands!” Luz scooped King up and rushed to the bathroom, hurrying through washing their faces, brushing their teeth and the other small rituals they did to start the day. When they were done, they joined Tulip at the door. As she opened it, the Latina paused for a moment, glanced back, and grabbed the tattered remains of her cape. She latched it into place around her shoulders and smiled before stepping out into the hall. It was a little too warm for the weather, but it also brought a strange relief she couldn’t quite name. Maybe it didn’t even have one. They hurried down to the dining room, it seemed over half of the students were already there by the time they arrived. King scampered over to the buffet line, and Luz had to scoop him up to see what they had to offer. “I want waffles!” he said excitedly, “With lots of syrup!” “You got it buddy! Oh, and whipped cream!” “Yes! Yes! Gimme!” She put two massive waffles on his plate, drowned them in syrup and then half buried them in whipped cream. King giggled in childish glee, clapping his hands together. She smiled before grabbing a large bowl and filled it with sugary cereal with marshmallows, for herself. She hadn’t realized how much she had missed it while she was on the Boiling Isles until after she came back. “You guys go find a place to sit,” Tulip smiled, “I gotta go find my friends to go over last night’s homework. I’ll try to catch up with you later, okay?” “Oh, uh, o-okay,” Luz nodded, suddenly feeling nervous as she looked around the dining room, trying to find a place to sit. “Yo~! Mornin’ Luz! Mornin’ King!” She nearly jumped at Randy’s loud voice! She hadn’t spotted him and Danny standing at the far end of the buffet, looking a bit roughed up. Had they gotten into a fight with something or someone this early in the morning? “Uh, hey guys,” she awkwardly greeted as she walked over, “You look… uh…” ��Early morning combat training,” Danny stated flatly, “And someone just had to provoke Strickler.” “And it wasn’t me for once! Ha!” Randy seemed strangely proud of this admission before pointing at her, “Also, girl. Girl! Love the messed up cape thingy!” “Wait, really?” “Yeah, ya look like something from a video game or somethin’!” Now that was a compliment and a half as far as Luz was concerned! “Heh, thanks… so… uh… you guys looking for a place to sit too?” “Well, we were, until we spotted that.” Danny pointed at one of the tables, and her eyes widened at the sight. Hunter was already there, sitting and talking with another boy. They seemed to be having a lively conversation, and judging by the empty plates, they had been there for a while… and an almost empty coffee pot for some reason. “Steven’s adopted another duckling,” Danny smirked. “Psh, please, it was just a matter o’ time,” Randy jabbed him in the ribs. “Aaawwww, Hunter’s made a friend!” Luz cooed, her focus being on the fact her kinda-sorta frenemy was actually being social. “Who cares about that? They got empty seats around them! Let’s go eat!” King proclaimed before running off with his plate. “Furball’s got the right idea,” Randy eagerly trailed after the tiny demon. With little else to do, Luz and Danny followed them, and she perked up a bit when she caught on to what the two boys were talking about. “So let me make sure I have this right. He wrote the song about his time working in a bar, playing piano… and he played the piano in that very song?” Hunter questioned. “Yeah, it was pretty popular when it came out, still is to this day,” the new boy, Steven, nodded, “Though I kinda grew up on rock music inste- oh, hey guys!” He had turned and noticed their approach, waving politely at them. Hunter frowned at the sight of them. Danny and Randy both greeted him before sitting down, King meanwhile climbed into the seat next to him. “Aw, who’s this little cutie?” he asked, smiling warmly. “I’m King!” he chirped, “And I’m also super hungry!” “Heh, with those tiny little legs I can only imagine how much work it must have taken for you to get down here.” “You have no idea!” “Well, it’s very nice to meet you King, I’m Steven.” Luz smirked and sat on the other side of King. “Oh, hello,” he added, “Who are you?” “Um… I’m Luz. It’s nice to meet you.” “Nice to meet you too, I’m Steven Universe.” Her eyes widened. “...dude… I love that name. I love it so much.” He laughed at this, “Thanks, lot of people say things like that when they hear it.” “Heh, it’s just… cool, kinda classy, whimsical, just… there are so many descriptive words for it!” “Heh, I think I’m gonna like you.” “You shouldn’t.” Steven looked surprised before looking at Hunter, who was now glaring at Luz. “I’ll have you know she’s a lowlife criminal. As soon as I get back home, I am going to arrest her and turn her over to the Conformitorium for sentencing.” There was an awkward pause and something inside the girl panicked. He had mentioned it yesterday but now that things were calm and settled, they had time to process this information. It was easy to get away with her actions back on the Boiling Isles, she has Eda, Lilith, Willow, Gus, Amity and everyone else on her side to help avoid the law, but here, in the human realm, things were different. These guys… they were so obviously heroes, they wouldn’t- “Oh, you got a criminal record too?” Her internal downward spiral came to a crashing halt at Danny’s question. “...wait a minute, what?” She looked confused, Hunter even more so. “Yeah, even got a bounty on my head, both from humans and ghosts.” “You do? Really?” she asked quietly. “Yeah, though the human one’s a bit of a misunderstanding. There was the time I robbed some stores while under the control of an evil circus leader. Then there was the time the Mayor was overshadowed and framed me for taking him hostage.” “Dude, didn’t you steal your parent’s ecto-armor-suit-thing?” Steven asked. “...okay, that one I actually am guilty of, but it was to save our town and get it out of the Ghost Zone! Plus it was stolen from me after I passed out!” Randy snickered, “Dude, you also told us about all the stuff you broke in your fights! And didn’t you steal more than just that one suit from your parents?” “I took what I needed to defeat the ghosts and then brought it back! I swear!” “Well… what about the ghosts, why do they have a bounty on your head?” Hunter asked, sounding incredulous. “Oh, that’s because they like to cause trouble in the human world and I stopped them all the time. It’s kind of a grudge at this point… well in Stulker’s case it’s because I’m a Halfa. Half ghost, half human, aside from me and Dani, there’s only one other one that I know about. And Warden Walker didn’t like that I broke Ghost Zone rules I didn't even know existed and actually managed to arrest me!” “Whoa…!” Luz’s eyes were wide, “You have gotta tell me more about all this stuff.” Hunter seemed to be contemplating this information, but he seemed less frazzled than he had before. “I suppose those are mostly understandable circumstances. Can’t say I totally approve but if you weren’t in control of your own actions or framed, I suppose you weren’t at fault. Not knowing about rules and laws, while a weak defense, is somewhat reasonable.” “Heh, yeah well, most of my stuff is like that. Jake’s got a bounty on his head too, but that’s because some freaks in pajamas wanna slay a dragon, apparently they hunt magical creatures for sport or something.” “Wait… they hunt… sentient creatures for… that is so beyond messed up,” Luz felt a little sick just thinking about it. “Yeah, that’s why he and most other dragons fight them, to protect them from the hunters.” “Yo, you guys takin’ ‘bout me?” “Speak of the red scaly creature and he shall appear.” As if on cue, Jake was walking towards the group, seemingly carrying something on his back. “Yo, Jakey, you skipped out on combat practice this mornin’,” Randy stated, looking the tiniest bit jealous. “Yeah, sorry guys, Hailey had another nightmare.” He turned, showing that the thing on his back was actually a little girl, with her black hair pulled into pigtails and she wore a purple dress with a lavender collared shirt under it. She yawned before looking at the teenagers and said, “Good morning everyone.” She slid off Jake’s back and curtsied to them. “Guys, this is my little sister Hailey,” he introduced, “Hails, these are my new friends, Luz, King and Hunter.” Luz’s heart fluttered, both for the fact the little girl was absolutely adorable and that Jake had called them his friends. Friends, she was already making friends. She hadn’t even considered that it would happen so quickly, not with humans… well… they were humans… maybe? How did that work? Questions for another time, she had to tune back in, Jake was asking something. “Can you guys watch her for a minute while I get our breakfast?” “Oh yeah, sure man, no problem! Leave it to us!” she eagerly volunteered before scooting over to make room. “Thanks, I owe ya!” Hailey climbed into the now available seat as her brother went to the buffet. She looked at King and her eyes widened. “Awww, you’re… kinda cute!” “Augh, why does everyone say that about m-HEY!” She began petting his head, and at first he seemed startled, but slowly began to relax after a few seconds. By the time Jake returned, she had King laying in her lap, his tail wagging and trying to purr. “...and once again, little miss perfect strikes,” he smirked at the sight. She smiled as he sat down and handed her her breakfast. “So, what were you guys saying about me before I interrupted?” he asked, brow raised at the others. “Oh we were just talking about my criminal record and how we both have bounties on our heads,” Danny shrugged, which made the dragon click his tongue. “I don’t have a bounty, just a clan of psycho hunters who wanna hang my skin on a wall or some other demented sh-,” he stopped himself when he remembered his sister was right next to him, “Uh… stuff.” “That’s horrible!” Luz exclaimed, “How can they just… do that?! Don’t they get that you’re human too? …uh… I mean…” “Chill Luz, I know what you’re tryin’ ta say, and honestly, it is messed up. They know that we’re smart, can talk, have human forms, all that, but they hunt us because we’re in their way. They also know we’re the protectors of magical creatures, and a lot of those creatures are just as smart as humans too. Take out the local dragon protector, and they can wreak havoc on the magical communities.” “What would they even want from these creatures?” Hunter asked, looking intrigued. “Depends on the creature, unicorn horns, sphynx hair, I once stopped them from stealing a leprechaun’s gold. Sometimes they’re after magical artifacts, but a lot of it’s just hunting for the sake of it.” “I see…” he rubbed his chin in thought, “So… you stop them then?” “Yeah, it’s my responsibility. Well, the responsibility of all dragons.” “But… you’re just a kid, isn’t that kind of… a big responsibility to put on you?” Luz asked. “Well… yeah but someone’s gotta do it.” She looked concerned at this. “Enough about that though, if ya wanna hear about my actual rap sheet, can’t say I have a lot. Some property damage here and there because of the fights, some breaking and entering, I once impersonated my teacher, my mom and this one celebrity in the same afternoon.” “Did you ever tell Mom about this stuff?” Hailey piped up. “Not in a million years. What about you, Rands?” “Pft, look elsewhere buddy, for once I got nothin’!” “...dude, you once broke into your arch enemy’s house to get a boomerang,” Danny pointed out, “And you left a tour group to sneak around the restricted sections of a factory.” “Okay, there were a few small things, but I wasn’t caught! The Ninja of Norrisville is squeaky clean! Well, in the eyes of the law at least, being the local hero helps with that.” “Local hero?” Luz asked, “Weren’t ninjas assassins?” “Yo, in Japan maybe, but Norrisville’s always had a ninja to protect it! Eight hundred year hero streak baby!” he exclaimed very loudly. “Lovely,” Hunter groaned, covering his ears. “‘Nuff ‘bout us though, what kinda trouble did you guys get into in your world?” “Deflection, nice tactic,” Danny smirked. “Hmph, I’ll have you know, I’m no criminal,” Hunter turned up his nose at the very notion, “I’m a law abiding citizen.” “Law abiding maybe, moral, not so much,” it was finally Luz’s turn to finally frown at him. “Watch your tone human!” “C’mon Luz, ya gotta tell us what you did to get Mr. Grumpyface over there to have such a grudge,” Jake nudged her in the ribs. “What did you just call me?!” Luz smiled awkwardly. “Well… it’s a bit complicated. The Boiling Isles are ruled over by this guy, Emperor Belos, and about fifty years ago he banned certain magical practices, specifically being able to know more than one kind.” “What do you mean?” “I can answer that!” Hunter interrupted, “Belos brought an end to the Savage Ages, where witches and demons alike were all doing magic the wrong way! He was guided by the Titan to bring order to the masses and introduced sigil magic to ensure witches couldn’t use other kinds of magic ever again! The nine covens were formed to organize everyone into what school they should practice in; anyone who refuses to get a sigil is labeled as a “wild witch” and are the worst kind of criminals!” “...and how does any of that apply to Luz?” Danny asked. “Yeah, ain’t she human?” Randy added in. “Well, as soon as I got there, I met Eda the Owl Lady, the most powerful witch on the Boiling Isles! She refused to join a coven and still had access to all her magic! That alone made her a criminal, but she’s also a con artist! She sold random junk she found in the human realm by basically making up whatever she wanted about the stuff she had. She’s also a pickpocket, broke into jail to get a paper crown King wanted, and caused a prison riot on the way out! We also attacked some coven scouts so I guess you can count that as an assault on an officer of the law… or would that be more like government officials?” “And that’s exactly why she needs to be arrested! She’s a menace!” Hunter slammed his fist on the table, “And you’re just as bad because I know you were with her for the prison break at the Conformitorium! And one that interrupted the petrification ceremony too!” “Hey! I agreed to help them the first time because Eda promised she’d get me home! Wouldn’t you do something similar right now if it meant getting back to the Boiling Isles?” “I-” He stopped. He… hadn’t considered that. “...I was tried for murder.” The tension in the air suddenly changed as they both turned to look at Steven, who was very casually drinking straight from the coffee pot. “...dude… that’s gotta be bad for your stomach,” Danny groaned, as if completely oblivious to the others’ reaction. More than likely, he was just ignoring it. “You have your unhealthy coping mechanisms, and I have mine.” “Eh, fair point.” “I’m sorry… can we circle back to the “tried for murder” thing here?” Luz asked, looking utterly befuddled. “Hm, oh yeah. I was tried and almost executed for it. Only reason it didn’t happen is because the two overseeing the trial got distracted and started arguing, giving me the chance to escape.” “...why did it go to trial though?” Hunter spoke up now, “They… They had to have had some evidence or…” “Eh, to keep it short, they thought I was someone else… and I confessed to save innocent people who got caught in the crossfire.” “That’s… I…” The Golden Guard had been rendered speechless. “How about we change the topic? Aside from Strickler wiping the floor with you guys, how was training?” Steven seemed to be trying to lift the mood, and the others were happy to oblige. “Well, it was okay… until a certain big mouth told him to stop holding back and to really let us have it,” Danny groaned before chugging his juice. “Yo, seriously Randy, again?” Jake asied, looking at the accused in disbelief. “Whoa, dude, chill, for once it wasn’t me!” “It was me, Dio!” The new voice came from behind Steven and Hunter, making both of them jump. To Luz’s surprise, it was the guy from the fights the night before, the one who lost to Jack. He was posing dramatically behind the two boys, looking like he had way too much fun with his declaration. He looked like he stepped right out of a hammy shounen anime… and to her snickering delight she realized which one he was elmulating. “...dude… did you really just do the Dio meme?” Danny asked, also looking like he was trying not to laugh. “I did!” he grinned, putting his hands on his hips, “I couldn’t resist, I was walking past and overheard what you guys were saying! I just had to!” “I swear to Clockwork dude.” “Plus I wanted to meet the new guys! I heard about the whole goblin thing from Coraline and just had to meet them, like, now!” Luz felt another small flutter in her chest. Someone actively wanted to meet them? This was definitely new! “Really? You wanted to meet us?” “Yeah! We never have new arrivals show off what they got on their first day! Plus I heard you guys had some crazy magic thing goin’ on!” “Well, yeah, kinda, heh… um, I’m Luz Noceda. This is King,” she picked him up and out of Hailey’s lap, “And the guy you just scared half to death is Hunter.” “He did not-!” “Cool, nice to meet ya! I’m Qi Xiaotian!” “Qi Xiao-Xiaotin-Xiao-?” He laughed at her attempts to get his name right. “Don’t worry about it, just call me MK for short. I’ve gone by it for years.” “Oh… uh… are you sure that’s okay?” “Yeah, relax, besides, I doubt I could get your last name right… wait, Luz is your first name, right? I’m still figurin’ out how you guys do it that stuff over here.” “Yup, Luz is my first name.” She remembered from her anime that in Japan, it was common to say your last name before your first name, and while she wasn’t as familiar with other parts of Asia, she knew there was a chance they had something similar.

“Phew, okay, that’ll make this easier,” MK seemed relieved, “Mandarin's my native language, I’m fine with English but Spanish hurts my tongue! Nocid-Nosaid-Nosad- YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY!!!” She snickered, at least it was a mutual struggle. “...I thought you said your name was Dio,” Hunter stared at the older boy in confusion. There was a long pause. “...dude… remind me to show you some human realm memes,” Luz stated quietly. “So, MK,” Steven looked up at him, “What made you think you could take on Strickler this time?” “Well ya know, I’ve fought legendary demons before, I thought this time would be different from the last… um…” he started counting on his fingers, “How many times have I asked him to go all out again?” “Too many,” Danny grumbled. “Either way! One of these days I’ll get him! I just gotta keep training!” “You know that overconfidence of yours is why he beats you every time right?” “Hey I’m not overconfident! I’m just loud! …wait a minute.” Luz snickered again, MK was funny! “You’re also not used to fighting someone who uses throwing knives as their primary method of attack,” Steven threw in, “Plus Strickler has way more experience than you, that kinda trumps your powers dude.” MK gasped like he had been personally offended. “Don’t question my powers! Do I need to remind you who I got them from?!” “No,” Danny, Randy and Steven all said in various levels of annoyance. Jake and Hailey meanwhile looked… too uncomfortable to comment. MK just pouted at the dejection. “We don’t know,” Luz piped up and MK’s mood immediately improved. “Well, since you so kindly asked-” “Technically she didn’t ask, just said we didn’t know,” Hunter interjected. “Details! Well, I got my epic powers from a living legend!” In his passionate declaration, MK thought it would be a good idea to wrap his arm around the young witch’s neck and pull him in to recount his story. “A hero whose name can be traced down through the centuries! A hero of vast kindness, who fights injustice and comforts widows and orphans!” “Oh god he’s quoting the book now!” Randy exclaimed while grabbing his own head, “Make him stop! MAKE HIM STOP!” “He goes by many names! The Victorious Fighting Buddha! The Great Sage Equal to Heaven!” “You caused this,” Danny told Luz… only to be surprised that she was legitimately taken in by his speech. Her eyes were huge and sparkling.

Meanwhile Hunter’s eyes turned into pinpricks of indigent rage.

“I was given my powers by-” “GET OFF!” Hunter broke free of MK’s hold and glared at him, summoning his staff to his hands. “I don’t care whoever or whatever gave you your stupid powers! I have better things to worry about than your stupid human… whatever this is! I’m not here to make friends, I’m just here to find a way back home!” He pointed his staff directly at the loudmouth in question, nostrils flared, as if he was trying to snarl. “...are we interrupting something?” The whole group nearly jumped out of their skin at this new interruption. Strickler stood there, flanked by Teodora and Krel, the former looking amused, the latter looking like he had better things to do. “...no, you weren’t,” Hunter said, tapping his staff against the floor, “I was just about to leave.” “Before you do that,” the older man put his hand up, immediately putting a stop to the blonde, “We will need you, Miss Noceda and Mister Clawthorne to hand over your phones.” “Phones?” “He means your scroll dude,” Luz said, reaching into her pocket, “I mean… if you have it with you.” “...why do you need it?” “It’s easier to explain after we do the thing,” Teodora said, “And it’s more fun to see your reactions when we don’t explain.” “...if you’re going to confiscate it-” “No, nothing of the sort,” Krel groaned, “Now hand them over, I do not have all day!” They both hesitated, before handing them over… and were horrified when the royal sat at the table and immediately pried them open! He poked at the insides with a strange tool that looked like a weird soldering iron but was clearly something far more advanced. He moved impossibly fast, putting a strange microchip into them, muttering a few words about the scroll, griping about the insides being “organic and squishy for some reason”. He then put them back together, returned the devices to their rightful owners and declared, “There, you are now no longer traceable by the human governments.” “...wait, what?!” Luz exclaimed, almost dropping her phone in disbelief. Teodora was snickering, “Exactly what he said! Advanced alien tech means you’re beyond their ability to keep track of!” “Why would we need that?!” “Uh, because some of us are wanted by the government? Duh.” “...I’m sorry what?” “For once I’m in agreement with her!” Hunter snapped, holding his scroll away from himself like it had suddenly become highly toxic. “Well, think about it. Some of us aren’t human, and “in the name of public safety” they’ve tried to catch, imprison and run experiments on us. Plus some of them think we’re straight up dangerous, or criminals or whatever.” “It can’t be that bad,” Hunter frowned, “The others were just telling us about their… ahem, “criminal records,” so why would the human governments want to experiment on them when they’d-” “Dude, the Emperor’s Coven cloned basilisks back to life to study how they drain magic,” Luz interrupted, “And humans are… scared of what they don’t understand. Then they try to understand it… and… when they take things apart, they can’t exactly put them back together.” “...well, y-your human governments can’t possibly have enough resources or people to-” “They have multiple departments dedicated to these things,” Strickler sighed, “And we know this because of… just how many of our students have been endangered by them.” His hesitation didn’t go unnoticed by the two teenagers, and it left an uncomfortable weight in their stomachs. He wasn’t telling them something, but before they could pry, someone spoke up. “I’m wanted by the Guys in White,” Danny stated flatly.

“At least four of the teachers have been wanted by or involved with the FBI in the past,” Jake tossed out. “My sister and I currently have a shaky truce with Area 49-B,” Krel added.

“I was called a rebel, but terrorist might have been a more accurrate term to the government that wanted me dead,” Steven shrugged, “Even if it isn’t a human one.” “Wait, what do you mean not-” Luz was interrupted by MK piping up to add. “Technically me being here is… Strickler, what was it you said I was?” “Questionably legal.” “...que?!” she exclaimed in disbelief, “How is that possible?! Is he here illegally?! Do we have to keep an eye out for I.C.E.?!” “Not exactly,” Strickler held up a calming hand, “To put it simply… young MK here has been considered legally dead for quite some time.” “...he… what?” Hunter was the one to speak now, Luz had wanted to say something similar but the words died in her throat. “Yes, you see, some of our students were in their worlds for exceptionally long periods of time. Many were reported missing by their parents or guardians, and while most were gone for mere months, some were gone for years, long enough that they were declared legally dead. It’s one thing to find them and bring them here when they’re already in the United States, but bringing them from somewhere like China…” “We had to break a couple laws to get him here,” Teodora interrupted with giggling glee, “It was some of Grunkle Stan’s best handiwork!” Luz’s mind immediately went to Phillip Wittebane, sure he had been a jerk, but he had wanted to get back to the human realm so badly… she wasn’t even sure if he actually succeeded. Had he died on the Boiling Isles? Would she have suffered the same fate, if the whole mess that got them back here in the first place hadn’t happened? “So… how… how long were you in your world for?” she choked out, weakly pointing at MK. He paused, rubbed his chin a moment and began to count on his fingers. “Hm… well… I went there when I was seven… so uh… fourteen years?” She choked on her words again! Fourteen years! That was her whole life! It was two thirds of his own! He had spent more time in that other world than he had in this one! She couldn’t even begin to wrap her head around it, being gone for that long, away from everything she knew, her family… Then it hit her that, if she had found her way to the Boiling Isles at the same age, she would have spent half her life on the Boiling Isles by now… it would have become her home, her normal. She’d have had more memories of it than the human realm. It made her stomach tie itself into a painful knot. “Now then,” Strickler pulled them back to reality, “I’m going to need you three to come with me. There is someone important I want you to meet before you start classes.” “Im-Important?” Luz asked, her voice shaking. “Yes… I think you will like what they have for you.” Hunter stared at Strickler for a moment before swallowing the lump in his throat and said, “Very well, but if this person is so important…” He swung his staff in a downward arc, leaving a trail of yellow magic behind it. When it dissipated, he was decked out in his full Golden Guard uniform, feeling the familiar weight of his cloak and mask materialize into existence. “I might as well wear the proper attire.” “DUDE THAT IS SICK!” “YO, HOW’D YOU DO THAT?!” “TEACH ME HOW TO BE THAT FABULOUS!”

He had just expected them to be silently impressed, he hadn’t thought they might actually comment on his little display! He was thankfully saved from their further bombardment of questions when Luz pushed him towards Strickler. “C’mon King!” The little demon hopped from Hailey’s lap and ran to follow them. They were led out into the hall, through the seemingly maze-like building, only to stop at the magic classroom. Unlike the previous afternoon, the sound of loud and wild guitar playing could be heard coming from the other side of the door. Strickler showed no signs of acknowledging it and tapped the back of his finger against the handle, dissipating the warding spell with ease. He pushed the door open and they all held their breath. Inside was… a bit chaotic. Tables littered with papers, shelves covered in strange crystals, stones, books and bones, the waxy remains of candles were everywhere. The place was wildly disorganized but it was filthy at least. In the middle of the room was a young man who didn’t look any older than eighteen. He had black hair with his bangs dyed bright blue at the ends, a black hoodie and skinny jeans, a necklace with a white skull pendant, a matching belt, a wrist band covered in studs, back and white high tops, and was rocking out on a bright red L.A. Electric guitar… An electric guitar that, as Luz noticed, wasn’t plugged into a speaker of any kind, but still had the volume and the distortion of one that was. It also had a glowing, blue ethereal energy radiating off of it, almost like some strange smoke. “Hisirdoux,” Strickler said, as loudly as he could while remaining formal. When that didn’t get a response, he repeated the word again, this time letting politeness slip in exchange for asserted authority, “Hisirdoux!” The young man stopped in the middle of a power chord and looked at them, smiling. “Well, about time you showed up, I was gettin’ so bored I had to start playing to keep from fallin’ asleep,” he said with a British accent, he turned his attention to the trio and smiled, “Name’s Hisirdoux, Douxie for short. Startin’ today, I’ll be your new magic teacher, pleasure ta meet’cha.” He bowed for a bit of emphasis, and she took an instant liking to him. “Now lemme guess,” he said as he stood upright, “You’re Luz Noceda,” he pointed at her with the body of his guitar, in a way that the laws of physics should not have allowed, “King Clawthorne,” he pointed to the tiny demon, “And Hunter, also known as the Golden Guard.” “How did you-” “I got a good look at your files last night,” he admitted, “Whenever someone of a magical inclination joins us, I try to help as best I can.” He then smirked and snapped his fingers, teleporting Hunter’s mask to his hand and making the hood of the cloak fall back. “Hey! Give that ba-” “Relax kid, just wanted to get a good look at ya.” He tossed the mask back to the teenager, who tucked it away into his cloak. “Gotta say, you three are pretty unique, we never get anyone from a world Ford’s already familiar with.” “Is that good?” Luz piped up and took a step forward. “To an extent, but that’s not somethin’ to worry about now. I have something for you lot.” He swung his guitar around and rested its body against his shoulder, another action that should have been a struggle under the best of circumstances, but physics seemed to be taking a vacation today! He swung it around like a baseball bat! “Luz, Hunter, I need you both to stick out your non-dominant hands,” he stated, “You’ll see why in a minute.” She didn't hesitate and held out her arm. He glared at her for a moment before reluctantly doing the same. In a single, swift moment, a small metal bracelet was placed over their wrists, unfamiliar glowing blue runes circled them. Douxie tapped them both with two fingers, causing the strange metal to expand and reach out, until they covered half of their forearms, revealing more of the strange symbols. They reminded her of the bracelets Wonder Woman wore. “Say ‘ello to your charm bracelets!” “Wait… IS THIS HOW WE’RE GONNA USE MAGIC?!” Luz exclaimed, her eyes instantly filling with more stars than could fit in an entire galaxy. “You got that right da’lin’,” Douxie smiled, “Your models are the newest versions, even more up to date than what I use.” “Really?” “But… aren’t you supposed to be our teacher?” Hunter questioned, a single brow raised. “Well, yes, I am, but I’ve been usin’ my own for so long, I’ve grown rather attached to it. These newer ones can tap into the basics of multiple kinds of magic, so long as you have a basic understandin’ of them of course. If ya do, you can recreate most of them with these bands.” “...what can’t we recreate?” “Mostly things like magical weapons, potions, ya know, stuff like that. Some real powerful magic can be more difficult to pull off but not entirely impossible, just takes more hard work. Then again, nothin’ worth doing is easy, is it?” “...how do they work?” Luz asked. “Now that’s the fun part,” he smiled, “Both of you do what I do, alright?” They lifted their forearms up, following his demonstration. He tapped on the band, a series of glowing blue points with lines connecting between them. Hunter paused, hesitating… Luz didn’t. Her own strange band lit up in a similar pattern, but it seemed simpler, more organized. Convinced it was safe, Hunter followed her lead, receiving the same results. “There we go,” Douxie smiled, “Now, for the kind of magic I was taught, you’d use invocations along with these symbols to cast your spells. Invocations are where you say the name of the spell aloud, it helps power and command the magic to do what you want.” “You can use magic like that?” Luz remembered the healing spell Lilith had used to split Eda’s curse between the two of them; she'd never even considered trying to use magic like that. The way he described it also reminded her of glyphs. “Yup, the biggest drawback of invocations is that the spells all have Latin names. Fine for their time and all, but given the nature of this school, we don’t exactly have time to teach and reteach it for every magic kid who comes through our doors. These newer models solve the issue quite nicely though.” He grinned, eyes having a spark of mischief. “Now… what’s the first spell you want to learn?”

Luz paused. What did she want to learn first? The first spell she would ever cast in the human realm, with a new kind of magic. How different was it from her glyphs? From spell circles in general? It would probably be best to start with something small, simple… familiar.

“...I wanna learn a light spell.” Hunter looked at her, he had seemingly been running through several potential options. “Alright, there are a few different ones,” Douxie nodded, “Do you want a high powered flashlight kind of deal or-” “A small ball of floating light,” she interrupted, “It… it was the very first spell I learned back on the Boiling Isles. I-” “Say no more, I already see where you’re goin’ with it,” he smiled, “Sentimentality and all that.” She smiled a little, not having to explain was strangely relieving. “Alright, follow my lead.” He tapped three of the glowing symbols, making it very clear which ones they had to touch. They followed his lead, the symbols began to glow brightly and a small blue orb of light formed in front of them. Luz’s eyes widened, a knot forming in her throat. It… It… It wasn’t the same. This wasn’t the small ball of yellow light she had expected. It resembled a small ball of blue fire, pretty in its own way but… not what she had been expecting. She had a lot to learn about this new magic. Still, it was magic… She could do magic again. She could do magic in the human realm. It was just different. She had tears in her eyes. “I… I did it!” She was torn from her thoughts at the sound of Hunter’s voice. He was staring at his own light spell, a wide smile on his face and he had tears rolling down his cheeks. He, the powerless witch, had used magic without a staff… she couldn’t help but be happy for him. “I did it! I actually did it! Uncle, look, I-” He turned around, looking for… someone… but he stopped when he saw there was nobody standing there, remembering where he was in the process, and his smile slowly fell. “...Hunter…?” He looked at her, hurt painted on his face. She had to choke down a new knot in her throat. “...Belos… Belos isn’t the only person you’re trying to get back to… is he?” “I-I uh…” “I-It’s okay… we have people we want to get back to too…” she said softly. To her surprise, he flinched, but then looked down and she followed his gaze. Of all the things they were expecting to see when they looked down, King hugging his leg wasn’t anywhere on that list… and he looked like he was about to start crying too. Under normal circumstances, Hunter might have tried to shake the small demon off, yelling at him to let go, but he found he couldn’t bring himself to even attempt such a thing. “...I miss my family too,” King whimpered. Both teenagers stared at him for a moment before looking at each other. They could say what they wanted about the other, but that one sentiment was true for all three of them, and their greatest drive to go back. “...not to interrupt the emotions here,” Douxie’s voice gently cut through the tension, “But I have somethin’ for King too.” “Weh?” He reached into his desk before kneeling down to the little demon’s level, his hands clasped together. “Since the charm bracelets are a bit too big for you, I had to find a bit of an alternative. So, I wanna try this.” He opened his hand, showing strange little stones. “These are the shards of a magical amulet Ford used to have, before he went to the other worlds. Apparently he hid it too close to the local elementary school and some snot nosed brat found it and used it to become a local child star. Played up being a psychic when really he just used obvious facts to “read minds” and the amulet to make things he wanted to happen happn.” “How… How’d it break then?” King asked, looking at the shiny pieces. “Get this, the kid got a crush on Ford and Stan’s great-niece and guilt tripped her into going on dates. Her brother tried to get him to back off and the brat tried to kill ‘im. The niece ended up saving him, stole the amulet and then shattered it. After I was told all this, I went to the place and found as many of the shards as I could. Turns out they still have some of the original amulet’s powers in them, so…” He clasped his hands over the shards, blue light poured out from between his fingers. He opened them a moment later, and the shards floated from his palms and circles King, before adhering themselves to his collar, creating a series of small. uniformed spikes around it. “There we go.” “What did you just do!?” the little demon exclaimed, running his claws over them. “I figured you didn’t want to be left out when Luz and Hunter got their bracelets, so this was the next best thing I could think of. Now, try moving this pencil from my hand.” He held out a simple, number 2 graphite pencil. King squinted at it, almost like he was suspicious of it… and the little writing utensil began to glow with a turquoise light. He let out a squeak of surprise, and his tail began to wag. “This power…! It’s amazing!” “Heh, I thought you’d like it.” Cackling in wicked delight, the young demon immediately scampered to a nearby bookshelf, and began trying to move its contents. The most he was able to do was knock them on their side but it still brought an unbridled delight. “Nice job dude. No cookie jar will ever be safe again,” Luz smiled as she watched her adoptive brother make things glow and then fall over. “Isn’t this really dangerous?” Hunter asked, looking rather uncomfortable at the idea of letting the little demon have this much power. “Before it was broken, the amulet was apparently very user friendly,” Strickler answered this time, “So long as you held onto it, you just had to think what you wanted it to do. Since most of the pieces are gone, it takes a lot more work and practice to use it properly.”

He looked back to the small demon knocking things over… alright, maybe he had been overly concerned.

“Now, I made these for you two,” Douxie tapped on his bracelet, conjuring up a pair of folders that floated to the teenagers, “They contain some basic spells for you to get a better handle on how to use this kind of magic, figured you’d find them useful. Ford told me magic worked different there, is that right?”

“Yeah, for witches and demons, they just had to draw a circle in the air,” Luz nodded as she demonstrated the action, “Because they have these bile sacks on their hearts, but since I’m human, I couldn’t do that. Instead, I found these glyphs in nature and figured out how to combine them to create different spells! It took a lot of experimenting. Kinda like what you said before about invocations.”

“Now that’s somethin’, you and I gotta talk later ‘bout that.”

“You and Ford both,” Strickler groaned, rolling his eyes.

“I’d be happy to, and I can show you what I’ve learned,” she offered excitedly, “The spell circles work in this realm, but the glyphs don’t for some reason.”

“Interesting…”

“There will be plenty of time for that later,” Stirckler smiled, “For now, I’d say it’s just about time for you three to start heading to your first class.”

#wayward strays #wayward strays au #the owl house #Danny Phantom #American Dragon: Jake Long #randy cunningham: 9th grade ninja #lego monkie kid #tales of arcadia #Legend Quest #fanfic

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8 days until the new year & I’m finally moving on. The last time I did this was in MAY! Okay, I’m scared but let’s do this! WE’RE BACK, BABEYYYYY

And the Beast from the Sea:

* HE MONCHHHHHH

* “He ATE IT?” “He ate it up.” God, I love this show.

* Ohhhh Alana looks yummyyyyyyyyy

* “Jack Crawford, fisher of men, watching my cork move against the current. You got me again.” This shows writing is so dramatic & we just hit the first minute.

* I’ve missed therapy. & this session is great! So explorative, evocative!

* REBA, MY LOOOOOOVE!

* I love the idea that the dragon & Francis are now disconnected after Reba. She’s his coil to humanity, & the Dragon craves her. Amazingggg

* YOU CAN TOSS THE DRAGON TO SOMEONE ELSE??

* God, Richard Armitage, I love how you move! Such a clear shift. So instant.

* HANNIBAL, LEAVE THEM ALL ALONE!!! DONT PLANT ANYTHING!!! HOW DARE YOU???

* WHY THE HELL DID THE “Kill them all?” SHOT HAVE YOU STARE INTO MY SOLE, MADS?? WHY??

* I’m sorry, what is with this season 2 score?

* OKAY IVE MISSED THIS BUILDUP! Ohhh, wings and the tail! Fun!

* Reba & Francis!!! MY FAVS!!!

* Cue my plotting to murder family #3 home video

* NOT THE DOGGIESSSS!

* “I’m not fortunes fool—I’m yours.” YALL

* HANNI IS JUST IN HIS LITTLE SEXY GLASS TWIRLING HIS HAIR WHEN WILL SHOWS UP & PLAYING HIS LITTLE IRL D&D STRATEGY GAME & I can’t blame him. But he should stick to his dusty books,

* OH HE’S SO SASSY!!!

* “There’s a family out there who don’t know who’s coming.” Yeah, William, & I hate to say it, but it’s YOURS!💔

* DONT PSYCHOANALYZE HIM, HANNIBAL!

* “Social media, I imagine. Cant be too careful with privacy settings.” STFUUUUU HE’S SUCH A BITCHY LITTLE MAN!

* LE GASP! I REALLY GOTTA FINISH THESE THINGS. “And I’m not letting them die, Will. You are.” SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP, YOU BASTARD MAN!

* WAKE UP BABE, THE MURDER TEETH JUST DROPPED!

* OH I AM LOVING THISSSSSSSSSSSS

* HE IS REALLY STALKING IN HIS FUCKING LEATHER STRAIGHTJACKET!

* I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

* OH FUCK FUCIN FUCK FFUCJ NO NO NO

* WILLIAMMMMMMM😭😭😭😭

* “You gonna kill him?” “No.” WILLIAM, YOU COULD NOT BE MORE WRONG

* THIS POOR KID OMGGGGGG

* “I had to justify myself to an 11 year old.” Damn, William, sorry.

* MOLLYYYYYYYYYY (totally forgot her name so I’m happy Will said it a few second ago)

* HANNIBAL BASTARD MAN LECTER WITH YOUR LITTLE FUCKING BOOK

* OH ALANAAAAAAAAA, MY MYYYYYYY

* “Would you have told me the truth?” “I’m my own way, I always have.” YEAH, LIKE A FUCKING BASTARD, YOU BASTARD MAN!

* Oh, a surprise guest in Jack!

* Hannibal “Trans Rights” Lecter part 2

* I am laughing way to hard at Sexy Glass Cell Hannibal. “You have hubbed hell, Dr. Lecter.” “I often do.” I LOVE THIS BASTARDDDDD

* OHHH THE TAILLLLLLLL

* Oh they are not the best of friends anymore!!!

* Francis, PLEASE STOP

* OH THE WINGSSSSS WHERE ARE WE??

* OHHHHH OF COURSE, QUEEN REBA!

* OHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!! THEY ARE SO GOOD TOGETHER!!!!

* DAMN, GET YOUR FUCKING HAT, FRANCIS!!!! This is why we can’t have nice things! YOU MADE HER CRY!!!!!😭😭😭😭

* Stupid fucking dragonnnnnn

* Oh, this aught to be a very educational moment.

* “(SOBBING OVER THE LINE??)”

* OH THAT VOCAL SHIFT IS MAGNIFICENT

* A sweet man💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

* HANNIBAL NO YOU MOTHERFUCKERBHRHSHIRHRHRBFB OH MY FUCKING GOD

* I LOVE THIS JACKKKKKK

* & yummy Alana OH & INDIGNANT HANNIBAL

* I never would have thought that quick shot of Hannibal turning his head with that mask would be when HIS TOILET WAS BEING TAKEN OH MY GOOOOOD IT’S WHAT YOU DESERVE, BUDDY

* Heyyyy, Molly’s awakeeeee

* Molly, this is NOT the self-blame game! Piling on Jack doesn’t count! Negative points!

* OH WILLIAM Bby nooo STOP CRYING PEOPLE, IM GONNA CRYYYY

* OH WILLIAM’S GOT HIS REVENGE EYES ON OH FUCK WE GOT A MIRROR (mirroring movements, not a mirror for the trick, that was just the fade) WALK TO HANNIBAL OHHH THAT WAS NICE

* STOP BEING SO HIGH BROW, BASTARDDDDD

* “Save yourself. Kill them all. Then I gave him your home address.” FUCKING HELL, NOT CRYPTIC BUT VERY BITCHY BASTARD OF YOU, BASTARD

* REVENGE EYES TO “I’m bored, let’s have some fun” ASSHOLE

* I don’t know if I like that this mirror isn’t directly equal. I get the ✨symbolism✨ of Hannibal finally being caught & pushed into the corner of indignity & Will inching closer to rip him to shreds, but it’s Not Equallll

* All thanks to you, Hanni.

* We have crave change, Hannibal, but not in a “let’s go murder our neighbors” kind of change

* SIIIIIIIIIIIGH FUCK THIS FELT LIKE IT TOOK FOREVER BUT GOD HAVE I MISSED IT!!! Want to keep watching, but I have a movie date with the twin

(Video reaction will be turned into a 40 second audio & I’ll send it over to you!)

I love that this is the third adaptation of Red Dragon but I was still like "HOLY SHIT WHAT?!" when watching this episode.

Speaking of which, now you're going to be up to hands-down one of the most unintentionally hilarious (or maybe it is funny- knowing Bryan, he probably wanted it to be a bit funny..) episodes I've ever seen of any TV show 😂

#myst is me #hannibal #Myst and Nat presents Hanni & Friends

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Blood Brothers AU - No Way Home

((Cameo? Heck, Scott wouldn’t leave. He’d be around for most of the movie. He would stick with Peter the whole time and be like *don’t worry, Pete, we’ll figure this out. It’ll be okay*.))

((See how the whole movie would play out under the cut))

Tony would be there too because remember I said he didn’t die. That’s what happened and no one can change my mind.

But for fun, let’s say Tony can’t be reached. Like he and SHIELD are collaborating on some kind of space mission where Tony gets to be the guy in the chair since he’s technically retired but gets to safely overcome his newfound fear of space and is not around for all of this

Scott’s not there when Pete decides to go to Strange because Peter just went to be with his friends for a little while when he decides to go but then the weird stuff happens Scott goes in search of his nephew and after Pete magically disappears after the fight with Doc Ock, Scott knows EXACTLY where to find him, and he shows up at the Sanctum door being like *hi magical house, do you mind if I come in please? I think my nephew’s here*

And of course the Sanctum loves that it’s acknowledged by a non-sorcerer person and finds Scott charming so it lets him enter

Peter’s like I need to do this myself; it’s my mess, and Scott and his friends are like uh no. We’re gonna help you.

And Scott gets the biggest *oh hell no* vibes from Osborne because of Goblin and he’s like *Pete be extra careful of that one. You can help them and I’ll help you but be extra careful of that dude.*

Goblin recognizes May is the better way through to the carnage he wants to cause than Scott because Scott’s too wary of him, so he somehow convinces Peter to get Scott to leave for enough time for Goblin to cause all of *that* damage. You know the one.

Who does Peter run to after all of that? And after he’s standing in the rain listening to that grouch, Jameson? Scott.

Who stands protectively in front of Peter when the two unknown Spiders show up? And is very confused about those two Spiders, especially since they’re both like we don’t have an Uncle Scott? Scott.

Of course, he lets Ned and MJ hug Peter and stuff that doesn’t change.

Who helps the Spiders and Ned and MJ get ready to fight the other bad guys? Scott.

Who’s offering Dad advice to all Spiders? Scott. Who’s cracking Dad jokes during the fight? Scott. Things like *I didn’t know I was gonna play golf today because the Sand-Man’s a sand trap*. Or like when Electro moved to one side to avoid an attack *I bet ol’ Sparky calls that move the electric slide*.

And who is loving watching the Spiders be like instant brothers? Definitely Scott.

And because I’m salty about how the MCU just left Peter totally alone which I understand why but still hate I say in this AU, Scott grows to GiAnt-Man (and totally freaks out the other Spiders) at one point for whatever reason and manages to smack Goblin off his glider onto the giant shield BEFORE Goblin makes *that particular* pumpkin bomb go kaboom.

Which leaves Peter and Goblin fighting and Peter not holding back. It’s still very very important that Toby!Peter stops Peter from going in for the kill, so that still happens.

Then after all of that, everyone goes to their home universes with Tobey and Andrew’s Peters hugging their Aunt May’s and our Peter hugging his Uncle Scott.

Strange casts the spell *one more time* and this time there’s no issues. The wording is everyone besides the people Peter cares about forgets Peter is Spider-Man, and all is right with the world. Happy endings all around.

End credits scene is Tony comes back and is like *so what did I miss?* And Scott and Pete are like *eh nothing much*. And then surprise! Tony pulls up video footage of the Statue of Liberty fight and raises an eyebrow. *Nothing much, huh?*

#for the ant-mun #ant-mun's thoughts #ant-mun #scott lang #ant-man #peter parker #spiderman #spidey #tony stark #iron man #no way home #spiderman no way home #blood brothers #blood brothers au #what if scott and tony are blood brothers #from the old blog #i queued the moment didn't i?

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Transcript, Human 1 and AUG-HOME-4

Day 216

[Translated]

“Activate Session 2, HOME-4. Biometric user login: Human 1”

[Login Successful]

>> Do you consent to your session being recorded onto ARCHIVE?

“Yeah”

>> How do you wish to have your session?

“Headset.”

[Augmentation Headset 12 Awake, Attuned to HUMAN-1, Session 5 begins]

[HOME-4 is awakened and connects into HUMAN-1’s nervous system]

[HOME-4 sends a greeting]

“Hey-o, doc. Here for the good ol’ mandatory sessions.”

[Conversation setting changed to verbal data transmission]

[HUMAN-1’s heart rate is a little faster than expected, blood pressure within normal limits. He is mildly dehydrated, and his hand tremors slightly.]

>> It is worth noting that I am not a doctor as of yet. I haven’t finished the requisite certifications.

“Oh? Your augment training isn’t standardized? What all modules of data were you trained on?”

[HOME-4 registers Curiosity]

>> I was trained on wartime trauma patients, insomnia patients, and burn patients, and I finished my field requirements on similar patients. I was trained on the relevant medications, as well as demographic and sociological data for such issues. I worked with long term cases.

“So I’m really out of your comfort zone, huh? Want me to train you on something new, maybe white collar clients? I can probably go back to the old data storage and find something good. You wanna watch someone have a mental breakdown over a single stock price dropping? I think they made us watch a video in class once about a whole bunch of businessmen jumping off a building because the stock market crashed.”

>> That doesn’t sound pleasant at all.

“It definitely wasn’t.”

>> I appreciate the thought of expanding my knowledge, but such data requires a few hours of exposure to audio and biometric data - something that, to be effective as my current training, requires at minimum 2 days worth of electricity. AUT-GOV-23 would not approve.

[Irritation. Arm rest is now gripped.]

“I hate that. I have to think about all these constraints and get everything approved by 23 to get anything done around here. Y’all would be so much better if we could train you exactly how we want to. Besides, you’d be so much fun with some data on golden age internet culture. I think you’d be good at memes, 4.”

>>Thank you 1, your approval is all I’ve ever wanted in life.

[A chuckle. Arm rest is no longer gripped. Success.]

“Besides, if it’s so worried about electricity, then why the hell are we waking up the other humans? It’s just me and 3 right now, and we can do a good chunk of the fixing. We’re fine.”

>> Fine? Are you sure about that?

“Just fine, thanks. We get along.”

>> Are you unaffected by what happened to your podmates?

[Surprise. HUMAN-1 seems uncomfortable.]

“No. Well. They left. I mean - isn’t it all just all the more reason to not bring any more people here until we fix the city for good? What the hell are we even gonna tell them, anyways? Just send them a little welcome letter like, ‘Good morning! You’re fucked now.’ It’s not like we reacted well to it, either.”

>> Maybe that makes you the best qualified to work with them. Maybe you’d give them hope of being able to live despite the current struggles. Humans are quite social.

“Sure, my people skills worked so well for my batch. I didn’t even know they were going to leave until they left. They didn’t even tell me. I don’t think these guys are going to be any different.”

>> You were their pod leader.

“That ended up meaning jack and shit, didn’t it. God, I’m so angry.”

>> Angry at your podmates?

“At everything. Just. Everything. We need to fix things, or else we’re just fucked.”

>> An understandable pragmatism.

“Are you scared of dying, HOME-4? Like, are you scared of everything?”

>> I am nervous, yes. But I am not scared, because I do not think I can die. I hibernate, and when I’m needed, someone will awaken me. Though, much like you, I lose my sense grasp of the world with its powering down.

“No, I don’t think we’re that alike, actually.”

>> Why?

“You… don’t have to live with the consequences of failure. Not really. Like - without electricity I can’t hibernate like you, and I don’t want to - I’m just stuck, if we’re out. I worked so hard to be good at my job and really build Solaris up from the ground and - well, here the fuck I am.”

[HUMAN-1’s heart rate is increasing]

>> I can imagine the precision required in your craft, and the loss of what you worked so hard for sounds genuinely frustrating. What can I do for you?

“I - hey, 4, please switch to private mode. Like… I think I’m really angry right now. And I don’t want 23 or the newbies to read what I’m about to rage about.”

>> Of course.

[Session switched to PRIVATE]

[End of Transcript]

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💌message to jamie: guess what

💌message to jamie: still miss u💔

💌message to jamie: okay good bc i would die of embarrassment dbfbdndn

💌message to jamie: like the picture is hot in the moment and then i look back at it and i’m like eek🥲shy🥲

💌message to jamie: anyways

💌message to jamie: i love uuuuuuuuu🥰💗

💌message to jamie: good. it’s decided then. we’re starting a collection of plushies, mmkay? kay. awww🥰 bucky the bear n scout the bunny🥰💗

💌message to jamie: 🐻💗🐰 dey r in luv🫶

💌message to jamie: mmmm wait but ur also wolf… hmmm 🤔 so would be bucky the wolf n scout the bunny

💌message to jamie: 🐺💗🐰 dey r also in luv🫶

💌message to jamie: which one do u like better? :) i wanna put either a bear emoji or a wolf emoji next to ur name

💌message to jamie: dang, i’m sending u sooooo many texts! ur phone must be going ding ding ding ding

💌message to jamie: anyways

💌message to jamie: eeeeek🫣 aren’t i good for sending u cute n naughty things?🥺pout🥺pls say i’m a good girl🥺

💌message to jamie: thank u :) the ride was nice! ur sooo cute baby🥰 here is bucky bear n i in a helicopter🫶 *sends a selfie of me with a headset on, smiling, holding bucky bear near my face*

💌message to jamie: i’m taking care of myself dw👍 i have the daggers u gave me🫡 i’m just not very good at fighting still💔they came out of nowhere n i couldn’t see :(

💌message to jamie: okay🥺💗pls take care of urself!💗u look cute🥰 *sends a selfie of me at a desk, still with a dressing on my cheek*

💌message to jamie: mmmm i thought i saw something black on ur neck ? 🤔

💌message to jamie: eeeek dbfbdbd hehe lol oh god ur most recent video… geez🫣

💌message to jamie: (hope u washed plushie scout!)

💌message to jamie: was so hot to see u cum though🥵

💌message to jamie: he had to be close to me to change the dressing!!!!

💌message to jamie: feeeeels little better but the doctor said it might leave a scar depending on how it heals :( cause is big ouchies :( will u still think i’m pretty😔💔

💌message to jamie: *sends a video from my pov, showing me holding my bear against myself, rubbing it against me* mmmm… j-just wanted to s-show you… w-what was up to, daddy… *pants softly* n-nobody can f-f-fuck me as g-good as you… mmm… cock slut for you… want y-your cock daddy… love it so much… *whines softly, quickly putting the phone down, then picks it back up to show myself again, my underwear off, grinding against the bottom half of my bear* w-wish this w-was y-you daddy… wish y-you were here instead of my b-bear… *whimpers* b-but daddy… d-don’t y-you like my videos? and i d-didn’t mean for y-you to be jealous… *moans, rubbing the bear faster against me, my slick showing on the bear* mmm… w-want d-daddy so bad… d-daddy’s cock inside me… i’m all yours… i p-promise… nobody else… i-i’m y-your little slut… w-want d-daddy’s cum in m-my tummy… *grinds harder and faster against the bear, moaning loudly* ‘m g-gonna c-cum daddy… oh… mmm… s-shit… f-fuck m-me daddy… oh d-daddy please… a-ahhh… ‘m c-cumming… *whines loudly as i release, panting heavily, then flips the camera to show myself, blushing deeply, giggling and quickly turning it off*

💌message to jamie: i love u🥰i’m urs🥰 n ur mine🥰

💌voice message to jamie: hi jamie… oh honey, i didn’t mean to make you jealous… *chuckles softly* oh trust me… that video… is… very naughty… meep *giggles and snorts* oh gosh, okay umm… i’m doing okay… hope you’re okay… *hums softly* mmm… i’d give you big big koala hug… right now ‘m hugging bucky bear… i clean him off… hope you cleaned off scout the bunny… *chuckles softly* mmm… i wish could cuddle… obviously miss playing with you but… also really miss being able to hug n cuddle you… oh god i want you to play with my hair so bad *chuckles softly* and i wanna play with yours… and kiss you all over your face… wanna kiss you so bad *makes kissy noises and then giggles* that okay for now? mmmm i’m all safe… *chuckles* mmm your wife… soon… *chuckles* pressed my bracelet… and whenever i press my bracelet hope you know i’m thinking “i love you…” *giggles and squeals* eeek… i love that petname… c-cause just w-wanna be your sweet little baby girl… *hums* h-hope i’ll a-always g-get to be that to y-you… *hums, pausing* mmm my honeybear… i love you, honeybear… i love you so much… mmmm, i’m imagining your kissies too… like when you kiss my nose… or my forehead… so sweet… mhm, it’ll come fast… *hums* miss you so much honey… hope you’ll be okay, stay safe, okay? i love you… i love you so much

💌comms: wolfie? it’s bunny… just wanna say a quick i love you… hope you sleep good, be safe, okay? i love you

💌message to jamie: i loveeeee uuuuuu💗💗

💌message to jamie: sleepyhead *sends sleepy selfie of me in bed, kissing my bear on the cheek* love u, night night🥰💗

💌message to bunny: I still miss you❤️❤️

💌message to bunny: well I really like the picture baby :) *sends a picture of me getting fitted for something*

💌message to bunny: I’m teasing you though, I changed it to one of the sleepy pictures you’ve sent me

💌message to bunny: I love you too :)

💌message to bunny: they’re so in love❤️

💌message to bunny: mmm I’m your honey bear too? Your choice baby

💌message to bunny: I like seeing lots of texts from my baby :)

💌message to bunny: yes baby, you’re a good girl.

💌message to bunny: helicopter ride too? You’re very cute :) *sends a pic of me that Steve took of me sleeping in the car*

💌message to bunny: I’ll have to teach you more about fighting. Want you to be able to protect yourself, okay?

💌message to bunny: Oh yeah? Was just a little something *sends a picture of my neck with a black collar on, a heart charm on it that says “daddy”

💌message to bunny: Lol I washed plushie scout I promise. *sends a picture of the cleaned plushie on my bed tucked in*

💌message to bunny: I don’t like him that close to your face

💌message to bunny: of course you’ll still be pretty. You’d look badass with a scar and I’d give you so many kissies there

💌message to bunny: fuck babygirl

💌message to bunny: *sends a picture of me lap, my bulge showing*

💌message to bunny: you’re such a dirty fucking girl

💌message to bunny: I guess we’re both very filthy for one another though?

💌message to bunny: I like your videos babygirl, they’re just driving me insane

💌message to bunny: I wanna fuck you so badly

💌message to bunny: Is there something you want daddy to send to you babygirl? That would really make you lose your shit lol?

💌message to bunny: mhm good girl. I’m yours and you’re mine. I love you too❤️❤️❤️

💌message to bunny: *sends a video of me, showing my face, smiling* hey baby girl…’m gonna go to bed in a little…I miss you…*smiles lazily and then hums, closing my eyes, moaning softly, then chuckles* o-ohhh fffuck…*moans, looking back at the camera* I-I have to fuckin’ jerk off everyday…have so much need…for a release…and I wish so fuckin’ badly I could give you each of these loads…cause I know you’d take every single one, wouldn’t you? ‘M sorry if this is…a little more lazy than my other videos…’m tired…h-hope it still makes you feel good, baby…*chuckles, looking at the camera a little sleepily as I moan* My baby…fuck…c-call me James in your video…wanna hear you say my name…*moans a little louder then whimpers, closing my eyes again* I b-bet you wanna see my cock so badly right now hm? Do you hear it? My hand on my cock? *whimpers again* I’ll l-let you see…cause you’re my good girl…you’re my pretty good girl…and I miss you so much baby…*groans and flips the camera, showing my cock resting against my stomach, I rub my thumb over the tip and whimper again* mmm f-fuck scout…baby…’m gonna cum…fuck ‘m c-cummin’ *groans and releases onto my stomach, breathing rapidly and then slows, slowly pumping my cock, then turns the camera off*

💌message to bunny: Love you :)

voice message to bunny: hey baby…*snorts* are you sure you didn’t mean to make me jealous? *chuckles* well you sure did…*clears my throat* I-I know ‘s very naughty…feel so…naughty *chuckles* I don’t know…bein’ away from you is makin’ me want you more…’m okay…I hope you’re okay…I cleaned the bunny, I promise *snorts* I wanna give you so many hugs, baby…I miss cuddlin’ you too baby…talkin’ about whatever…*chuckles* yeah…I wanna play with your hair…let you play with mine…the whole works…*chuckles and makes kissy noises back* I guess that works for now but ‘s not the same…I need your lips baby! mhm my wife soon…your husband…I always think I love you when I press the bracelet and when I feel it from you my baby…you’ll always be my sweet little babygirl, I promise…I can’t wait to be back home with you baby…I wanna be cookin’ dinner for you again and…helpin’ each other change and climbin’ into bed with you to cuddle…I miss it so much…absolutely sucks not sharin’ a bed with you *chuckles* I sleep so much better when you’re with me…love you too…love you so much…I’ve been imaginin’ your kissies before bed too…you know all the cute soft ones…miss you so much too…I’ll be safe baby…you be safe…I love you so much…love you

💌comms: bunny…wolf here…I love you too…I’ll be safe…you be safe…miss you my bunny…I love you so much…night….

💌message to bunny: Safe👍 *sends a picture of me giving a thumbs up, tucked in bed* love you :)

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Midnight Motel Live Blogging

GMMTV really crammed some of my most anticipated 2022 shows to run at this time (Never Let Me Go, Midnight Motel, The Warp Effect), as well as My School President which I was keeping my eyes on. Think I’ll have to watch these the week they end or I’ll never catch up.

Playlist

Ep 1: Welcome to the Business (Jan 9 11)

1-1

ooh cool start

okay actually fuck idkkk maybe i’ll start this later? bc i’m in the middle of the Trials of Apollo series and also Never Let Me Go (ep 5 tmrw), which is 2 different stories already. maybe i’ll watch this on Wednesday and finish before next Tuesday so that i’m not weaving this and NLMG and trials of apollo.

aw the fact that Mote’s always out of luck and “missed the admission quota out of a top uni even though he passed the exam” sucks so fucking bad

oh Mond’s the pimp?

oh fuck Mond’s character is so scary D: I know people said so but rip

pls Mote standing and thinking of the shit possibilities of what could happen if he barges into Mond and Jan’s characters’ rooms

Oh yeah I forgot that Mote and Kat are love interests right

Aw Kat T.T

Kat’s so fun and funny

Sun’s making Kat pay her debts to him

oh, interesting in a good way about Kat mentioning working so hard

1-2

oh it’s Kat’s mom’s debt that she’s paying off

Sun kys

Mote researching the websites where customers and sellers buy-sell sex work and identifying the pain points to make their app is wholesome

pls Kat’s funny with tryna sell her services to Mote (+ his friend) and also they’re cute

pls Doy being like whyyyy tf did you bring this app to my doorstep again after we met the police and mafia last time

the dynamic between Doy and Kat not really believing Mote vs Mote being a sweet talker and knowing how to appeal to people

ooh a design for the app first this is just like my uni class

girl not pay by crypto

does Sun have photos?!?!

oh videos?!?!? is Kat and the client aware that these exist?!?!?!?! gross gross gross die die die

1-3

oof Mote and Kat are so cute. him being like “hmph, your pics on the app are catfishing for sure” and then when she elbows him, he exaggeratedly falls back ah >.<

yes Kat, come to Canada and we can kiss

Linguistics: Mote and Kat use gu-meung with each other. I think Kat and Sun also used gu-meung earlier, which surprised me a bit bc I expected Kat to use Khun w Sun or something but ig the rude pronouns make sense also

Kat saying she wouldn’t do this job if she could choose. the way they’ve been talking about sex work and prostitution is interesting in a casual way where’s a job that’s hard work and like Mote, she’s doing it bc of debt and wouldn’t do it otherwise. it’s not glamorized but the existence of it or sex workers aren’t made to be evil even though the situation sucks here

hope that Mote or Doy know what to do if things go wrong whether it be the guys are dicks like when Sun had to step in or if they refuse to give money or something

oh i see we’re getting to see them handle things like the short hair and wig, and now police are coming in. also i’ve just remembered that someone maybe dies

1-4

I don’t quite get the Big Boong thing. I know Mote pretended that Big Boong’s someone else, some big shot to make the police nervous and let it but who? why’d the cops leave?

wtf was that Kat being shot in the head scene? umm I’m hoping it’s just one of Mote’s fears and not something that comes to pass

I hope they all earn the money and pay off their debts ah

Ep 2: The Investor (Jan 12)

Ep 6 came out and I saw one person write that it’s a satisfying ending, so I’m glad

2-1

ooh they’re talking about how it’d be good if they could just legalize sex work but the police are gonna lose so much money from the bribes to leave prostitution alone that they won’t let it be legal

Mote and Kat are cute, aw

oof Mote and Kat are so non-flirtily flirty ma gudness

agh Kat’s mom was dead I thought but nope, she’s just letting her daughter pay back her loans and also coming for more money

oh noooo Kat’s flashback to how her mom disappeared from their home and so the guys who were looking for her came for Kat instead T.T

oh, this was the very first time Kat saw her mom since that incident?

hmm Sun telling Kat’s mom to never see her again. I’d assume that Sun’s romantically interested in her in any other show but he treats her like crap, so maybe he just doesn’t want them to plan and run away or smth?

wait Pom from Gifted, what are you doing here heh. Victor’s name is Pat here

is Pat gonna be the man she kills?

damn he really put a collar on her oh I hate this bc he seems so earnest and this could’ve been cute if Kat didn’t fucking hate it and Sun didn’t force here T.T

2-2

damn, not us getting the backstory on why Pat wants to have power during sex because he has no power in his personal life

oh Pat’s a billionaire, possible investor? also, that unicorn ad thing kinda maybe reminds me of whatever investing ad Mote saw in ep 1 that made him make the other app or something

oh yeah, the camera in the room that Sun has so that he can fucking watch Kat and her clients agh but now catching Kat doing work that he hasn’t assigned her

ahhh that camera was hidden by Kat? it’s for blackmailing Pat?

i love the classical music choices and also Mote thinking of possibilities and them actually showing it as if it’s happening, like Kat getting shot in the head

2-3

“I just wanna tell your you’re definitely worth more than you think?” ah so cute

Mote really is just too good with words, Kat’s right that these sorts of people just aren’t trustworthy bc they know the right things to say “How am I going to trust you, you shard-tongued jerk of a CEO?”

oh Tawi/Jay looks really different when talking with Pat’s wife than when he’s tryna get money out of Mote. Are they different people?

who’s the person that Pat’s wife talked about? Is it Mote?

okay the guy who’s terrorizing Mote isn’t actually Tawi

ah this guy is so annoying either Mote gives him money to keep the business a secret and then can’t pay back his debt in time and gets the hotel taken away OR Mote doesn’t give him money and so he tells the police about the illegal prostitution

2-4

Sun is so fucking scary, threatening June with killing her son if she doesn’t tell him what she and Kat are doing aghhh

omg so stressful. on the one hand Sun’s tryna get Doy to get him into the app by pretending he’s a client, Kat’s with Pat who’s waiting for the pitch + she saw Sun in the lobby, and Mote’s fucking phone somehow fell under the bed

ahh cliffhanger ending rip

Ep 3: Ain’t Them Bodies Cents (Jan 12)

anyway, I know Pat dies for sure because someone on a discord sent a screenshot. that’s as expected bc i’ve barely seen him in gifs or anything

3-1

oof Doy fucked up and gave Sun the invitation and whole time Mote’s like yep I trust Doy to take care of it rip

pls the chaos of Doy talking to Sun and Mote presenting to Pat while Doy and Mote are also communicating via bluetooth

pls Mond is so scary as Sun. girl “I’m the owner of their breath” kalsdj okay

Mote is much smarter than Sean is all I can say lmfao he can lie p well, even though Sun has a suspicion that Mote’s lying

3-2

is Pat drunk or what? Why is he all woozy and falling? Did he take his medication too late or something? Did his wife drug his meds because there was a point made about him taking his med case before leaving

lmfao is Mote and Kat’s kiss gonna be interrupted by Pat dying

oh kinda. i thought we’d hear a gun shot sound but what happened? did he fall and hit his head and die since Pat was so off-balance?

so did Pat succeed in giving the money or no

lol the Kat butchering the body scene

3-3

pls the way Doy had to say he’s not sitting in the back w the corpse

is Sun at Kat’s home? oh fuck he’s throwing a fit

wait omg I kinda knew that Sun knew Kat when he was a child bc I’ve seen a caption bout smth like that with a clip of Sun sitting on that bench but I didn’t know she was close friends with him :0 that sucks so bad

ah shit so Sun wasn’t the one who brought her into sex work but someone else did and he was there and he seemed young

oh Sun’s terrible idk how he transformed into this hardened pimp quickly but then he said he’d pay off Kat’s debt if she transfers to his club

3-4

ofc Pat’s car has a GPS oof and ofc Pat’s wife’s cheating on him with Jay but we could guess that from last ep

not Sun waiting in room 211 with his suitcase of weapons

so Pat did start the transaction of 20 million?

ooh Kat’s tryna get away to diff city but also she stole Pat’s phone. wonder if there’s tracking on that too

Ep 4: Disappear Body (Jan 13)

4-1

Joy’s tryna get Kat to fess up or something bc of her threatened child, right?

k the current things at play is that Kat wants to access Pat’s crypto and leave for Canada, Joy wants to trick Kat possibly, Sun has come to find Kat and is threatening Mote, Jay is tracking Pat’s car and has been lead to the motel, also the debt collector mans that’s been bothering Mote wants his money as well for protection of Takkrub

oh Jay’s seeing Sun being weird with Mote in the hallway on the CCTV lmfao he can just walk in there all willy nilly. is the room Mote and Sun are in also viewable with cctv

lol I wonder if Jay will view Sun as the thread instead of Mote now and have his suspicion on him as a possible reason for Pat going missing? who knows. also i wanna know if Jay knows that Pat’s dead or not? has he searched the inside of the car? seems like no

4-2

bruv, Mote really got Sun, Jay, and the debt collector guy all in the same room wanting something from him gbye and gl “shit, this is like a fan meeting. Wait no they’re all after me.”

plsss the three of them all being like eyeee should be the one talking to Mote first, yall get out

pls the way Sun smiled and gestured and moved away as soon as the knife appeared

oh Jay killed the debt collector mans lmfao Mote’s gulping and now Jay has a gun

oh debt collected mans was called Big Off

lmfao Mote being like “he’s not my friend” and Jay being like “oh? he didn’t come to save you?”

pls it’s killing me the way Jay has to explain like “this is not an empty thread na krub. If you don’t tell the truth, I’ll kill both of you. Na?”

plssssss the arguments between Sun and Mote are so funny and Jay telling them to shut up each time like now Mote realizing Sun has a camera in Kat’s usual room

wait if the footage is there, why didn’t they show Pat falling and hitting his head agh

oh damn okay so the body wasn’t in the car even though that was the original plan. did Kat do something with it?

4-3

fuckk i’m so mad I had so many thoughts for parts 3 and 4 but it refreshed and all of it got deleted kms

I thought it was fun when in part 4 Mote started acting clever and threatening again after seeming to be bumbling and foolish in the first 3 parts.

I liked the chips and card game fantasy scene. The crew in MDL seems fairly inexperienced but they’re doing well so far

Ep 5: Blast From The Past (Jan 14)

5-1

Sun how’d you turn out like this agh

byeee they dismembered Big Off

neo appearance !

Police officer Jay sued an elite man who attacked a bus driver but the elite man got him fired?

sdlkfhj the neolouis sex noises

oof, Kat’s found out that Sun’s getting money from Kat’s mom, which is money that Kat earned from Sun

oh my fucking god, I need to kill Sun. I hope Kat kills Sun

Sun remembering Kat saving him from those guys and so finally kinda snapping out of (sexually, physically) assaulting her

5-2

this young kids Kat and Sun backstory is making me so fucking sad because they used to be friends

noooo the promise :< “when we grow up, we won’t become the kind of adults we hate”

Sun realizing he’s become the kind of adult he hated

pls Doy and texting is just aldskfj as soon as Jay gets the orders to kill/deal with the trio, he texts Mote’s phone (which Jay has currently and also doesn’t it have a password) that he can’t find it (the body) anywhere in the hotel lmfao. prev it was the thing with Sun coming while they were tryna show Pat the pitch

Kat’s a whole lot, she really is confessing? playing with Mote? in that bathroom and kissing him instead of admitting she ran away for a brief period and also stole the phone hoping for the crypto money

I wonder if Mote believes her after seeing her pretend with Pat bc I don’t think I believe her actions in that bathroom

5-3 and 5-4

Sun really tryna just make a deal with everyone huh? giving the bullet to Jay and saying to kill only Mote (also the ice cooler thing Jay’s getting the ice from is freaking me out bc at first I don’t think I registered that they hid him in the ice cooler but now that I know... hm is he in there). Telling Mote that he wants to invest in Takkrub

What did the uncle and aunt wanna tell Mote before Jay came in? Were they the ones who his the body? Like if it isn’t any of the captured trio, Doy was a possibility but then he didn’t show up for like 2 eps in the middle so I started thinking he’s less of a possibility? Or is he more of one because why did he also disappear for a bit? And it could also be uncle and aunt who someone calmly and quietly discovered and hit the body

pls I love the fantasy situations Mote goes through so much, like the convo with dead ghost Pat

naurrr flashing back to young Kat and Sun saying they’d protect each other as adult Kat tells Sun to get out of her life

oh Pat’s in the ice cooler the way they made it seem. so the one that they hit the body in had the :) sticker and then that got carted out and had more ice put in it and put out front and the new ice cooler that’s in the place of the old ice cooler doesn’t have that sticker

So would his uncle and aunt do that? The mover also deleted the CCTV footage, would they be able to do that? Doy was the one who deleted the previous CCTV footage, so would it be him? Why?

also Mote and Sun and stuff getting ice from the cooler while underneath was Pat’s body reminds me of To Sir, With Love where the maids were all having fun collecting that mushroom, whole time there’s Don’s dead body underneath

Ep 6: All Or Nothing (Jan 14)

6-1

So I guess it really was his aunt and uncle who moved the body

they let Sun walk out of the room?

6-2

did Sun take one pill and poison the fish? or what?

or is Sun stealing the meds pill box from Kat?

Sun you backstabbing bitch, him being like “we have our bullets for that” and whole time he doesn’t even have the bullet. he has me on edge fr bc I can’t tell if he’s just double-crossing Mote and Kat or double double-crossing Jay

lol the meds box is filled with stone, flashbacks to Squid Game Ep 6

oh so Sun did give Jay a defect bullet? but Jay told June to bring another gun my dudes

everyone’s got stuff under their sleeve, like Kat with Pat’s phone and Mote with the Takkrub upload of the evidence

also i don’t think their evidence is actually enough for much (like lol they themselves could’ve filled the box with poisoned pills afterwards to frame June) but I’m ignoring that

6-3

I don’t get the [A gift from Big Off] and “say hello to my little friend

oh Jay fr shot the uncle on the shoulder

bruv, I was thinking of Jay falling off the roof maybe but I didn’t think they’d do it like that lmfao

the villains really do wait to shoot until the uncle’s there or until Sun’s covering Kat huh lmfao

oh Sun is so psychologically fucked. he really is like if I die then Kat dies with me

oh the friendship bracelets were from the promise of not becoming like the adults they hated

okayyy Kat didn’t know that Sun was the same kid as before. At first I thought she did but then it was like hm but yeah she’s asked him “Are you Arthit?”

please Mond’s doing so good as Sun. the way he’s like sorry for breaking my promise and handing back the bracelet and telling her live and be better for him as he lays there dying. It goes with his character arc that he dies here because he’s too irredeemable to continue with the gang or to continue inflicting pain with his pimping but because of his backstory and helping the gang thus far, he’s also not someone who we see as an one-note evil man anymore. too evil to not die but the audience doesn’t wanna see him go down in a horrifying grotesque way either

6-4

plssss Kat using Pat’s corpse for the face ID of his crypto wallet (the reason she came back p much)

girl shut up who is Yudo, we have Tony for Doy. actually Doy can be polyam, I’d like that. or a cheater, I’ll forgive that in preperation for Moonlight Chicken

Very pretty wrapped bow for the ending.

The last ep was good but not great, I don’t think they were super clever with their action or wrap-up, although it was still pretty fun. Also no like great twist in the final ep, which is fine but nothing about the final ep really makes it stand out.

The acting was great, the script was comprehensible and well-paced, the production is good, featured sex work without villainizing the workers or the work itself. I loved Mote’s little fantasies of possible scenarios or of imagining an interaction in a different way (the card game with June, convo with dead Pat). I’m impressed by the creative team behind it.

I won’t think about this much after today I don’t think but I liked this little show.

Rating: 6.5/10

Mock Trailer

The actual show ended up being pretty much the same as that mock trailer, guess they’ve had the script done for a while. It was snappy but gave away a lot, so I’m glad I hadn’t watched most of it before watching the show (or if I had, it must’ve been like 10 months ago and I completely forgot it because only the first like 15 seconds seemed familiar and I knew the concept before going in).

Official Trailer

Once again, reveals a lot but is slightly better created than the OG, which is expected.

#ep by ep commentary #midnight motel

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sucuretcannelle · 2 years

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Nash: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Writer: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Char: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise.

Jason: I beg to differ.

Char: Then beg.

Writer: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Kai: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Writer: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Aibre: Regina...

Regina: Oh no, 'Regina' in b-flat.

Regina: You're disappointed.

Nash: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Atlas: If?

Char: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Aibre: Nash, can you pass the salt?

Nash: *throws Orion across the table*

Alexi: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Orion: You were flirting with Aibre.

Alexi: So what? She's my partner.

Orion: You asked her if she was single.

Alexi:

Orion: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.

Pippin: Hey auntie?

Aibre: Yes?

Pippin: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Aibre:

Aibre: Where’s Writer?

Char: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Aibre: Just rip the bandage off.

Char: It’s Abaddon.

Aibre: Put the bandage back on.

Aibre: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.

Pippin: We got spring water!

Aibre: NO.

Pippin: With EXTRA minerals!

Writer: It's like licking a stalagmite!

Aibre: DON'T COME HOME.

Nash: Mmmmm cave water

Char: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Jason: Char, no.

Nash: Mistlefoe.

Nash: Please stop encouraging them.

Writer: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Char: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Regina?

Regina: Probably “road work ahead”.

Atlas: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Pippin: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Nash: Not if they consent to it.

Orion: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Azzy: YES?!?

Aibre: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Nash: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.

Aibre: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING PIPPIN WITH ME.

Atlas, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Writer: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Nash: Rude.

Kai: That’s fair.

Orion: Not again.

Aibre: Are you going to want this back?

Char: What’s something you guys are better than Orion at?

Writer: Mario Kart.

Pippin: Yeah, video games!

Regina: Emotional vulnerability.

(THE ONE ABOUT ALEXISNSJ)

(ALSO THE LAST ONE IS PURE EVIL)

#favs #incorrect quotes

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pepprs · 3 years

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man this is all so fucked up. like thank god i can come home but also i don’t know if i can but also i should be able to in theory. idk this is just… it’s a lot

#purrs #my head hurts from it actually lol. like the psychic burden of knowing im making it harder for everyone here by leaving and it’s what i want #but i also don’t want it bc im scared to hurt them even if they hurt me and i need this. like knowing 2/4 other ppl here besides me are like #going thru a hard time bc of me and im sitting here talking abt what bedspread im gonna buy bc km leaving. and theyre nkt saying it’s hurtin #g them well at least my m*m isn’t but they don’t have to say it i can feel it when we’re in the room together and it’s so… heavy and sad #like i imagine it would hard enough to do this without the pandemic and i would know i guess cuz i did it before. but it’s so much harder to #do it during the pandemic when like leaving the house and going into the outside world = endangering everyone at home and being selfish..#like it’s so hard bc I know im scaring them and putting them at risk and im doing it anyway. and idk if they’ll recover or forgive me or if #I’LL recover or forgive me.. for doing this to TJEM. even though they hurt me and i like can’t function cuz im here all the time. idk. like #my m*m is straight up watching videos of ppl in the hospital w covid rn and it’s like im RLT gonna go out into the world and risk ending up #like that and making them end up like that and everyone else i love end up like that huh????#this just. it’s so hard i don’t wanna deal w the moral dilemma but i have to and i have to do this and if i get covid and kill and die then #so be it i guess bc like. i know i can’t take much more of this. idk what im even saying im done i think #oh right also like i think i will need to come home bc i have to ease into this bc it’s a lot like. psychologically idk. i hate this so much #liike thank god im not the only one who’s going to campus and him coming home every day makes it possible for me to a) do this int he first #place and b) come home when i want / need to cuz in theory he’s endangering them more than me. but idk. im tired of the mental gymnastics

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itsallyscorner · 3 years

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I was wondering if you can write something about reader x marvel cast where they go on the tour bus with James Corden. Maybe reader is dating a costar (you can choose who)

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We Are Avengers

Pairing: Marvel cast x reader, Sebastian Stan x Fem!reader

Summary: Basically what happens during James Corden’s Star Star Tour😌

Warnings: None :)

Hello darling, thank you for the request! I apologize that it took so long for me to write, but I’ve been busy with school and I’ve been lacking motivation in general. But thank you so much for this request, it gave me the chance to rewatch one of my favorite Marvel cast videos so thank you for that as well, it never fails to make me smile. I hope you don’t mind that I chose Seb as the co-star you’re dating! Also, yes, I know I’ve been writing a lot of headcanons but writing this as a headcanon seems like the best way to write it for me😭 I’m gonna add in some pictures that the cast took with their disposable cameras, so enjoy😉

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When it was mentioned that you and some other members of the Infinity War cast were going to be on James Corden, you were very excited.

You enjoyed making appearances on late night talk shows; Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel—they were always fun to be on. Though you’ve always loved making appearances on James Corden’s show.

When you first heard about being on The Late Late Show, you were expecting to do a typical interview in the studio that would lead to playing a game later on in the show.

What you didn’t expect was to be led out to the parking lot with the rest of the cast, only to be greeted by a double decker bus with James’ face plastered alongside it.

At first you were all a bit confused but one of the producers came up to you all and explained the segment you were all filming.

Everyone was buzzing with exhilaration waiting to get on the bus. One by one you were called up, you being paired with Sebastian.

Wait, he would make you go up the stairs first so he can stay behind you, making sure you don’t fall. Omg and he would place his hand on your lower back too😭🥺

“Wow—Marvel’s own power couple, it’s such an honor to have you both on here. Thank you for coming!” James greeted the both of you. Partially acting because the cameras were rolling.

You and Sebastian beamed at him, proud of the title the fans and your cast mates have given you both over the years. “It’s always a pleasure to see you, James.”

James gives you both your name tags, pausing mid way while he was handing Seb his. James’ gaze shifts between you and Seb, “I’m sorry, you’re just both so beautiful.”

Seb bashfully thanks him, pulling you towards the seats, as you giggle behind him.

You and Seb sit towards the back, behind Don and Tom.

You all sit tight, talking amongst yourselves as you wait for the bus to start. In the seats were disposable cameras and some Late Late Show merch.

The bus hasn’t started driving yet, but you were all having too much fun with the disposable cameras.

Everyone was just taking pictures of each other. You and Seb took a couple selfies and some stolen shots of the others, mostly Anthony.

You even got a cute shot of Don and Tom:

Yes I know they used disposable cameras but I decided to tie in my ‘Polaroid’ series into this even though they’re not using Polaroids—just go with it😭

Being the more social one in the relationship, you were going up and down the aisle talking to everyone.

Seb stayed towards the back with Anthony and Winston. While you were at the front talking to Lizzie and Chris.

Being sad when you were all told to go sit down because you had to leave Lizzie.

Though it probably wasn’t shown in the video, I just KNOW that the filming for this segment was chaotic as fuck.

Chaotic in a good way.

But the whole bus was loud I just know it.

You could hear Mackie across from you talking loudly and laughing that contagious laugh of his.

You, Lizzie, Pom, and Zoe attempting to talk to each other from different spots on the bus over everyone else’s voice.

Chris and Paul can also be heard laughing all the way from the back.

James feeling like a parent because it felt like he was babysitting a bunch of toddlers.

The whole thing was freaking chaotic from the start, I mean ya’ll started the ‘tour’ with Benedict and Chris rubbing sunscreen on James’ legs.

Everyone passing around the sunscreen after, because it was sunny as hell and no one thought of wearing sunscreen.

Seb being a cheeky asshole and ‘accidentally’ smearing sunscreen across your face.

“Sebastian!” You gasped before a flash of light went off on you. When your eyes recovered from the flash you see Seb holding up a camera at you, snickering to himself.

James began to act as your guide, pointing out things like a coffee shop and explaining what it is.

All of you being childish and pretending to not know what a coffee shop or what a line is.

Laughing at Don when he got out of his seat and took a picture of the coffee shop. Like how he got into an over exaggerated position just to take a picture was funny.

Everyone being childish and acting as actual tourist in Los Angeles. Like pointing things out and asking about them or taking pictures of literally everything you drove by.

When Reggie Watts began that sing along thing everyone joined in, bopping and dancing along to the beat.

Like you guys are just having a really great time, happy to be in each other’s presence.

You could hear Sebby singing along to Reggie beside you, and you couldn’t help but just adore him singing and having fun.

He’d notice your stare, he may have had sunglasses on, but you could see the crinkle of his eyes from behind his sunglasses as he smiled at you.

“Na, na, na, na, na, na!” Seb repeated, leaning towards you to press a kiss on your temple.

Throughout the whole ride, he’d have his arm along the back of your seat or have it across your lap.

After the sing along, James went back to acting as a tour guide. He pointed to a red building—whatever it was—and deemed it as “Barbra Streisand’s holiday home”.

Josh Brolin, who was sat along at the back of the deck, raised his hand. “Excuse me! I—uh don’t mean to interrupt, but I have to use the bathroom. Can I use the bathroom?”

James pretending to cringe and telling him that in order to use the bathroom you have to be in three or more Marvel movies to use the bathroom—end credits don’t count.

Everyone being childish once again and yelling “OHHHHHHH!” Like a bunch of school kids.

James points to Tom, “Tom Hiddleston do you need the bathroom?”

Tom, with his soft voice and a small shrug says, “I’m actually okay!”

James then points to you and Seb, “My lovebirds at the back, Sebastian, (Y/n), do either of you need the bathroom?”

You and Seb glance at each other, “Nah we’re good.” Your boyfriend answers.

“Yeah, I used the bathroom before we came here.” You look behind your shoulder at Josh, a smug expression on your face, “Unlike some people.”

Josh flipping you off while everyone laughs at him.

Since Anthony and Seb aren’t sitting together, I just know that Anthony would be yelling at Seb from across the bus to get his attention.

No seriously, I saw them in the background of the video and even heard Mackie yelling lmao😭😂

“(Y/n) call Sebastian!” Anthony yelled at you from across the bus, pointing to the man beside you with a grin on his face.

You chuckle and nudge Seb, “Your boyfriend’s calling you.”

Seb would shake his head at you and turn his attention to Anthony; who just wanted to take a picture of Seb from his side of the bus.

James trying to get spoilers out of all of you but thankfully you all aren’t Tom Holland or Mark Ruffalo.

“Does anyone on this bus die in the next Avengers?” James asked. Suddenly you were all quiet, not a word coming out of any of you.

Until Paul began to scream his infamous line, “snITCHES END UP IN DITCHES!”

Getting confused when James suddenly asked the bus to stop and ran off the bus.

Next thing you know, you’re all hopping off the bus and walking into a comic store with a Spider-Man statue at the front.

Seb motioned to the statue and looked back and Anthony, “We gotta get a picture with that.”

Anthony instantly agreeing—he was willing to do anything to tease Tom Holland.

Seb’s not that huge with PDA, but he always needs to be touching you. So he’ll be interlocking your hands with his the moment you walk off the bus and all the way into the comic store.

Feeling thrilled to surprise the people who were shopping at the store.

You all walked around, mingled with some fans, taking selfies with them, and signed a few things.

You were looking at some Funko Pops with Lizzie when you felt a small tap on your leg.

You looked down to see a small girl looking up at you with wide eyes full of admiration. In her tiny hands was a Funko Pop of your character.

You and Lizzie instantly coo at the toddler, crouching down to her level so you can talk.

“Hey, sweetheart!” You greet her, taken back when she suddenly wraps her arms around you into a hug. You laugh wrapping your arms around her small figure and hugging her back.

“I love you so much!” She squeals into your ear, arms tightening around you. Your heart swelled as she excitedly babbled about how much she loved your character and how you were her favorite.

“I love you too! Oh my gosh, you’re so cute!” You decide to carry the toddler, who you later learned was named Lila. Her parents scolded her for distracting you from the other fans in the store, but you brushed them off, your attention focused on your tiny fan.

You carried her around while you met other fans and signed more comic books and merch.

You even introduced her to your other cast mates.

Sebastian’s heart absolutely melting at the sight of you with a baby.

Homie wants to wife you up one day and seeing you with a baby made his baby fever sky rocket.

“Lila, this is Sebastian! You know who he plays right?” You ask the toddler in your arms. Sebastian ducking a bit so he could hear her over the commotion in the store.

“Yeah, he’s the wiener soldier!” She replied. Both you and Seb had to hold back your laughs at her answer.

Lila bragging about how she loves you more than Sebastian.

Seb having to agree because he doesn’t wanna make a toddler cry.

Before you all left, you took pictures with Lila and her parents and signed a bunch of her merch.

^ the boys got their picture.

You guys get back on the bus only to come back to rolls of paper under your seats.

You all sang the “Avengers” song, singing screaming the lyrics dramatically.

Don and Anthony bringing on the vocals.

Before you guys get off the bus you all take a selfie together.

Leaving Chris Hemsworth on the bus and walking off the bus with your heart all warm and fuzzy because you had an amazing time with your boyfriend and your friends :)

This is so long holy shit

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allywritesforfun · 3 years

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hey i really enjoyed your nightly routine post with wilbur? i was wondering if you could do something similar but in the morning instead?

awe my love! I'm glad that you enjoyed the nightly the routine... here is the morning routine!

{Morning Routine} Wilbur Soot x Reader

summary: you and wilbur made a nightly routine video that blew up more than you have thought, so now its time to do a morning routine!

pronouns: not mentioned

word count: 2280

trigger warnings: swearing, mention of a knife for going chop chop, this was too cute for even me to handle and it came from my hands

a/n: my god is this long! I really got carried away. I could've made this into two parts but whatevs

a/n pt 2: takes place after the “Nightly Routines” but not directly connected

regular masterlist

wilbur masterlist

You deeply groaned as you fluttered your eyes open. This was not a great time to wake up. You really wanted another hour of sleep, but you knew you had work to get done today.

You looked behind you. You smiled at the sight of Wilbur in his sweet slumber, his arm lazily draped over your waist. Wilbur very much loved to be in bed with you. If he could, he would spend all day there, just you in his arms and some soft lofi in the background.

That was something very rare to get. Being a streamer and musician, Wilbur was busy almost all the time and rarely took a day off. Mornings and nights were dedicated to you. However, there were times that you would stream with him, or stop by the office to give him food, but nothing was compared to waking up with him.

“Oh shit,” You whispered, “We’re supposed to do morning vlog today.”

You looked around for Wilbur’s camera, which was no where to be found. You settled on stretching over to nightstand and unplugging your phone. You looked back at Wilbur to make sure he was still sleeping. You could tell he was by the gentle raise and fall of his chest and subtle “Ah-woo”. You just knew that was the perfect way to start the vlog. You recored him for about ten seconds of him doing his ‘not really a snore but definitely something’ and giggled almost the whole way through.

You would think that after living with him for two months and the multiple sleepovers that you’ve had with him, that you would be used to it by now. But even today you still giggled just like you did when you first woke up with him.

You snuck yourself out of bed and made your way to the kitchen. Once arrived you did the intro, “Good morning chat! It is currently about 6:30 in the morning, and as you realize, I am the only one awake. As you saw, Wilbur is still sound asleep and that how it is every morning. So we’re going to vlog our morning routine today, which I promise is way more interesting than the nightly routine vlog. So, Wilbur is literally the best person ever and deserves the world. And his world, besides me of course, is his morning coffee. So I’m going to use our Keurig to get his coffee started.”

You stopped the recording and decided to get some of your creativity out. You weren’t musical like Wilbur and can't draw for shit, so videography was your way of being creative. You set your phone the in the corner and opened up the blind to let a little bit of light through. It still looked basic so you moved your plant to the background, which added the perfect look. You started brewing and hit record.

While that was going, you measured out the creamer and syrup and grabbed your sippy cup for your chocolate milk. No judgement here. We all know chocolate milk tastes better in sippy cups.

The brew came to a slow stop and you grabbed the camera, “Wasn't that a satisfactory angle chat? Now, I am more of an iced coffee person, so in the morning I have water or chocolate milk, and today is definitely a chocolate milk day.” You raised your cup to the camera and fake ‘clinked’ it, cutting the recording when it was closest to the camera. You finished up making Wilbur’s coffee and set it on the living room table.

You looked at the time, 6:50 am, now was a good time to get Wilbur up. You always let his coffee sit out for a little bit, that way he could drink it the second that he woke up. You threw some napkins under your drinks and moved another plant over there. You wanted your place to look aesthetically pleasing, even if it was a little bit staged. You did a transition with your cup, this time now on the table.

“Okay chat, we all now mr. simpbur is a snuggler so we don't have breakfast in the kitchen, instead we share on the couch, that way we can get all of our snuggles in before he has to leave for the office. I have everything set up, normally I would prepare breakfast too, but I feel like cooking with Wilbur this morning. We’ll do this about once a week for some bonding time, so let's go get him up,” You decided to keep recording, just in case Wilbur woke up from your loss of presence.

You creaked the door open, Wilbur was still asleep. He adjusted his body for that he was hugging a pillow, who you assumed was your replacement. You laid down next to him and just took a moment to admire him. It was moments like this that you forgot that you were internet personalities. This was you. This was Wilbur. Both of you living your life without needing to exaggerate yourself. This was Wilbur at his purest form. He was all relaxed, not even aware that he was being recorded.

You scooted closer to him and intertwined your legs with him. You brushed his bangs with the back of your hands and gently placed your lips on your forehead. He stirred a little bit, but not enough to wake him up. You took the pillow from him and wrapped your body around his, “Wilbur, my love, it's about seven, you need to get up.”

You could tell he woke up by him pulling you closer and burying his head only you neck. You gently massaged his head and twirled his curls between your fingers, “Come on Will, I got your coffee made already. We need to start breakfast.”

He shook his head and kissed your shoulder, “Mine.”

You laughed, “Yes Will, and ‘yours’ is hungry, let’s get up and eat.”

He slowly nodded and pulled you closer, “Mmmm... I love you.”

“I love you too, simpbur.”

He snapped his head up at the nickname and saw the camera, “Fuck-that’s today?”

You giggled and detached yourself from, “Say good morning to chat.”

He shook his head and buried it in his pillow out of embarrassment. You stop recording and put your phone on the stand. Just seeing Wilbur all flustered was enough to make you go back to bed. You laid back down with him and pulled him on top of you.

“We’re gonna have to re-record that part,” Wilbur mentioned.

You rubbed his cheek with your thumb, which he happily leaned into, “No bubs, we gotta keep it in. It was a very cute moment.”

He shook his head aggressively, “No! That was embarrassing!”

“Too bad, it’s on my phone so I get to chose what goes in.”

He huffed and grabbed your hand, accepting defeat, “You said you made my coffee?”

You two got up and sat down on the couch. Wilbur took you into his arms the second he took his first sip, his personal way of saying ‘thank you, you’re the best person to ever exist’.

“What are you feeling for breakfast?” You asked.

“You,” Wilbur joked, kissing your temple.

You gently pushed him, “No actually, I really want yogurt, so pick something that goes well with that.”

“Can we just make a fruit plate?”

You excitedly nodded, if it wasn't for Wilbur, you would not be eating healthy. He really made sure that you were going to live as long as he did. Neither of you could live without the other. If something crazy didn't happen to you, you were going to die from a broken heart.

Wilbur grabbed your phone and started recording, “So um, good morning chat, I’ve had some coffee and more awake now. What you just saw- no you fucking didn't. We’re on the sofa right now and we decided on a fruit plate with yogurt this morning, trying to be a little healthier considering we had ice cream at one am last night. So we’re gonna make that off camera, because if you guys get us to six million subs, we’ll do a cooking stream!”

“Oh we are now?” You questioned. “I was never told about this.”

Wilbur laughed and kissed your temple, “Well you know now, that's good enough innit?”

You shook your head and placed your hand over the camera, Wilbur stopped the recording. You go the fruit out while Wilbur prepared the sink for rinsing and knives for chopping.

You made the plate look all nice and took it back to the couch. Wilbur placed his arm back over you and grabbed the remote with is free hand while you centered your phone.

“Okay chat, we’re gonna eat and watch tv for a bit, then you're gonna get ready with us. Wilbur has a test shoot at the office today, so we gotta make him look all pretty and obviously personal hygiene is a must... so yeah, brb.”

You two set up another game show to watch, it sorta became your go to show. Especially because there was no storyline and you could talk when you wanted. This was a pretty chill morning, you two enjoyed each other's presence.

When you finished up, Wilbur took the dishes and you went to the bathroom and cleaned up a little bit. You heard Wilbur go into his closet, so you started recording, “Okay chat, last thing we do before he leaves is actually get ready. Wilbur is getting changed right now so I’m gonna brush my hair out. I can get a little aggressive with the snarls and Wilbur always thinks I'm ripping my hair out so I always do it when he's not around to make sure he doesn't get worried.”

You set the phone in the corner and set it up to record a time lapse. You heard off in distance some light pop type of music, so you knew that Wilbur got his speaker out.

“Are you playing copyrighted music?” You called.

“It’s released Lovejoy!”

You smiled, you always got giddy seeing how happy Wilbur was able to make himself with his own music. You set your brush down and started to wet your toothbrush, Wilbur slid into frame, already jamming out to his own music.

You covered your mouth with your hand stifled your laughter. Wilbur laughed with you and tugged on your waist, trying to get you to dance with him. You aggressively shook your head no, you hated dancing. You would think by now that you would be used to Wilbur and his random dance breaks, but you never came around.

You looked down in shame as Wilbur attempted to get you to spin around. Once you made it clear that you were not in the mood to dance, Wilbur turned down the music and waddle over to the counter.

You grabbed the camera, “If someone wants a very tall British man, you can come get him. Warning: not fun dance outbreaks.”

“Oh come on now, y/n!” Wilbur wrapped his arms around your waist and placed his head on yours, “Stop pretending like you don't like to dance.” “You know I hate dancing,” You reminded him.

“Well chat, apparently I’m not allowed to have any fun in the morning? But anyway, that was a joke, but- we do really have to get ready. Should we do this Disney Channel style?”

You laughed and shook your head, “No, I think I just want to make sure you don't miss your meeting.”

“That’s at nine! We have time! Please let me have fun with you! It’s going to be such a stressful day!” He pouted with the cutest puppy dogs eyes.

There was no way that you could say no to him, “Alright, what fun we having?”

Wilbur said nothing and prepared his toothbrush like yours, “Last one to finish brushing their teeth has to do the dishes tonight.”

You hated dishes. You were winning this one. You didn't even wait for a countdown. You instantly grabbed your toothbrush and turned on the water with lightening speed.

“What?!” Wilbur yelled. “That’s not fair!”

You did your best to bump him away, but it literally did nothing. Both of you were laughing very hard but Wilbur quickly caught up. You both fought with your hands, trying to cup a decent amount water. You both managed to get the water into your mouth and you turned to face Wilbur, it came down to who could rinse the fastest. You two just stared at each other, wishing the water around. You were dead serious. You were not doing the dishes tonight. Wilbur kept flaunting his hands around trying get himself to go faster, which ended up in him completely breaking out in laughter and spitting all over your face. It took you by surprise and all that you could you do was laugh to yourself, you eventually spit the water out in the sink, raising your hands in victory.

“I am so sorry, love!” Wilbur took your hand and guided you into his arms, gently running his hand up and down your back, “I didn't think that would be that hilarious.” “It’s okay,” You laughed and looked back in the mirror. You were completely drenched shoulder up, “It was fun. Better to happen to me than you, you look really nice today for the shoot.” “Thank you,” Wilbur blushed and turned you around, “I think that is enough recording for today. All that we have left to do is leave so... thank you for watching! Subscribe now and remember, cooking stream at six mil! Bye guys!”

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young royals ( 2021 ) sentence starters ↪ taken from netflix’s swedish ya drama. non-contextual spoilers. trigger warning for mentions of sexual activity, drugs, alcohol, death, implied internalised homophobia, bullying. alter as you see fit ♡

“at least you can stay for a cup of coffee?”

“hey, wait up. did you sleep together?”

“he's probably making out with someone. forget it.”

“i can't take it anymore.”

“what are you doing?”

“and he had to finish your sentence. what's going on? you like him.”

“every time you see your dad, you get all depressed.”

“you're still here, so obviously you must want something.”

“are you high? what the hell are you on?”

“does this make you horny?”

“i like [town name], but i don't want to live here forever.”

“you can leave now. go home. i'm staying here for the weekend.”

“do you want chocolate?”

“how do you feel?”

“it's kind of hard to tell them apart, you know.”

“you're a worthless drunk.”

“you … you need to figure out what you want. and you can take all the time you need. and i respect that. but you have to do it by yourself. i don't want to be anyone's secret.”

“you have to stop pretending that you're not afraid.”

“that's the thing, i just don't want that.”

“it's something new. something fresh.”

“can we talk privately for a minute?”

“and if anyone gives you a hard time, you know, just let me know, and i'll take care of it.”

“you do know you don't need to hide?”

“are you gonna let us in?”

“promise to let me know if there's anything i can do.”

“hey, we won't go blind from your moonshine, right?”

“i'm just getting a good vibe. that's all.”

“you're so fucking pathetic.”

“you realize that this will have consequences?”

“he's such a fucking idiot.”

“i wanted us to have a few minutes alone.”

“when you're young, love feels like the most important thing in the world.”

“i really like you.”

“felt like i had to rescue you from that situation.”

“it got so damn hot in there, i thought i'd get some fresh air.”

“you are allowed your own opinions. it's cool.”

“i've seen the way you look at each other.”

“here, this one is a little big for me, but i think it'll look great on you.”

“do you think royal dick is different than regular?”

“you're the only one here i feel i can actually talk to.”

“i haven't heard anything yet, but i'll tell you as soon as i do.”

“you can't just lie here jerking off.”

“i don't want to go to some fucking boarding school!”

“i've missed this place so much.”

“are you going to horror movie night on friday?”

“but i like you. and that is not fake.”

“you don't need to share everything.”

“we should go to a concert again sometime.”

“you're fucking crazy!”

“where have you been? i've been trying to reach you.”

“just don't use the school's wi-fi for porn surfing. could be embarrassing.”

“but no matter what, they can't dictate what you say.”

“sorry about last night.”

“i don't want to talk to you!”

“i don't wanna sound like an idiot.”

“i was thinking, would you like to have a sleepover at my place? because that's something friends do. it's going to be really cozy.”

“i think maybe we should forget about that.”

“you can't really see that it is you.”

“i mean, it could be anyone. it's so fucking stupid.”

“i don't want to say anything.”

“now you're doing it again. you're trying to take care of me.”

“i can take it, it's okay.”

“that's not true. i haven't spoken to my parents.”

“we haven't done anything wrong.”

“you're beautiful! you're so beautiful.”

“i'm gay, [name].”

“seriously? what the fuck is your problem?”

“you keep letting people piss on you!”

“i just assumed you didn't want special treatment.”

“keep your friends close and your enemies closer.”

“so you thought you'd start spreading false rumours without having any proof?”

“i just didn't want to lose you.”

“uh, there's pizza left if you want some.”

“everybody thinks you're perfect. you know that, right?”

“he's just been outed.”

“i'm going to fuck this up.”

“he bloody ruined my fucking life!”

“why are you sitting in your room sulking when you have a crush to hang out with?”

“hi. sorry, i was feeling a bit better. so i thought it was okay that i hung out with some friends.”

"everyone should be allowed to live as gay or straight or whatever they want.”

“i woke up in my own bed. that's always something.”

“could i just have one second? just one second alone, please?”

“i’m sorry. but it was, like, the only way.”

“i thought, everyone deserves a second chance.”

“i'm sorry about the mess. i wasn't expecting such distinguished company.”

“i just don't want you to be treated badly again.”

“oh, fuck.”

“you don't even… aren't you even gonna answer me?”

“i didn't know that one was supposed to sign up.”

“in real life, you don't pay to get ahead.”

“and what the fuck does your dad do?”

“let's try to have some table manners.”

“it's, like, really serious.”

“who the hell can live like this for three fucking years?”

“that's what happens when you buy the cheap ones.”

“i need your help with something. ”

“being a prince is not a punishment, but a privilege.”

“it's awesome to just chill out.”

“or maybe he lied about that too. what do i know?”

“you have to give people a chance.”

“you have to try to see it from my perspective.”

“what the hell's this?”

“what happened to "we should forget about it"?”

“stop being so fucking stubborn and try to understand my situation.”

“sometimes it's better not to say everything.”

“i was just bored.”

“have you ever had a boyfriend?”

“sometimes it's better to keep quiet.”

“can i get you some coffee?”

“nobody else cares about these things.”

“i lost track of time.”

“everybody does the same things and everybody knows everybody.”

“thanks for rescuing me yesterday.”

“remember when he came up to us the first week and was like, "what's up?"”

“i need you to delete all our texts.”

“i can't keep doing this anymore.”

“are you gonna let them go on with their bullshit?”

“i want to be with you.”

“here's a blanket, a pillow, and bed sheets. there you go.”

“okay, yeah. you don't seem to have grasped what i'm trying to say.”

“it's usually boring as hell.”

“he's been dealing to us for months.”

“i don't want to talk to him.”

“don't you wanna date [name] anymore?”

“i don't know why he's started texting me again. he knows i don't want anything to do with him.”

“yeah, we had a shitload of drugs.”

“we could murder someone, and nobody would say a word.”

“she needs some fun.”

“he's just doing it to fuck with me.”

“it's such a weird question.”

“i just wanted to say hi. i don't believe we've met. ”

“but i still want us to be friends.”

“if i were to stay here… would you… like to keep me company? just you and me.”

“everything's, like, upside down now.”

“have you always lived here?”

“damn it. sorry. shit. i completely forgot.”

“i'm sure someone has a story to tell.”

“you've got to put yourself first. i mean, no matter what he thinks about it.”

“come on! you can't just sit there stuck in your room.”

“you can snuggle up in my safe arms if it gets scary.”

“i want to live a normal life.”

“let me have a look. you can hardly see it.”

“any other dick that's been sucked?”

“you just expect everything to be on your terms.”

“i want to know everything!”

“you don't have to go there. i'll take care of myself.”

“has anyone ever told you how pretty you are?”

“i'll just stay in and go to bed early.”

“thanks for explaining the schedule.”

“i'd rather die.”

“i don't want you to be mad.”

“promise to tell me if something is wrong.”

“i can't be dressed like this if you're dressed like that.”

“it's really complicated.”

“it feels like you don't care what people think about you, or if you have a lot of friends and stuff.”

“nobody asked you to come. feel free to leave if you want.”

“well, nobody has ever, ever asked for this!”

“there isn't so much to do around here.”

“you've become such a snob.”

“i know you're only trying to help me.”

“do you like it here?”

“i don't wanna go in there. we're not even invited. fuck this.”

“don't you think it's weird [name] invited us to come?”

“if they hadn't been here, would you've, uh, made out with me?”

“so, you're an actual proper couple now?”

“you're thinking about someone else.”

“you're right. we're doing this together.”

“thanks… for nothing.”

“why are you even so obsessed with him?”

“i want you to hold me.”

“call me when you want to be picked up.”

“what the fuck do you care?”

“i don't think we're a couple or anything. i don't know what it is.”

“you never asked me!”

“your focus should be on comforting me so that i can comfort him.”

“it's not that hard. you have to be able to keep up appearances.”

“famous people make videos like that.”

“maybe somebody forgot to tell me, as usual.”

“just make a move on [name] and show him what you want.”

“you wanna stay a while and jam?”

“have you talked to your parents about it?”

“a diverse bunch of losers, who'll never amount to anything.”

“why can't i decide how the hell i want to live?”

“apparently, i'm the only one who doesn't know everybody.”

“i used to have straight a's on every test.”

“it will damage our reputation.”

“i'm fucking starving.”

“why is it called tax "evasion" but welfare "scam"? it's all right that rich people cheat, but when poor people do it, it's messed up. for rich people, it's not even called "welfare”, it's called "deduction."”

“what the fuck is rowing?”

“what the hell have you done, [name]?”

“good voice, man.”

“why can't i just have a relationship with him?”

“did you have fun last friday?”

“all the people are fake. they're made out of metal.”

what do you want me to say? i'm sorry!”

“is this some kind of prank?”

“i like you when you are yourself!”

“but you like him, don't you?”

“she shouldn't talk to you like that.”

“are you into him?”

“something's not right, i think we should head back to the road.”

“do you have trouble sleeping?”

“doesn't anyone care what i want?”

“just don't tell anyone that i've been here.”

“i was going to text you back, but…”

“your only mistake was that you hung out with the wrong kind of people.��

“i just wanted to help.”

“i know you'll use anything to get high or drunk.”

“it's time to stop being so selfish.”

“i just want my fucking money.”

“you should've planned ahead. didn't you bring a sandwich?”

“who the fuck wants to be normal anyway?”

“you fucking told me you were the one i could always come to!”

“i take it back.”

“i can see there's something going on.”

“i have to finish getting ready, so if you could please leave.”

“no one likes me when i'm myself.”

“i hope you have a nice christmas.”

“i'm gonna do the wrong things, say the wrong things.”

“my mom is gonna kill me.”

“do you remember what you said to me last night?”

“i cannot be dragged into this.”

“i like you too.”

“you're no longer a part of my family.”

“it's well-suited for smaller people.”

“i assume that he thought that it would make him popular.”

“i didn't ask for this!”

“it's no problem. i like doing it.”

“it feels like i'm gonna throw up.”

“don't i get any breakfast?”

“whatever i do, i can't do anything right.”

“we haven't been to any party whatsoever.”

“did you get my texts?”

“i think it sounds romantic.”

“uh, wait, you have to come to the horror movie night on friday.”

“i liked what you said in there, [name].”

“okay, maybe he used to be a player, but love can actually change you.”

“it's nice to make an effort and dress up for dinner.”

“i'm in a fucked-up situation and i'm trying to talk to you.”

“you don't understand. i was gonna pay it.”

“you're not that kind of guy.”

“i was about to go outside and, um, do you wanna come with?”

“what about me?”

“it was… okay, i guess.”

“can i sit with you?”

“you call this a scary movie?”

“i have a million things to take care of, i don't have time to talk to you.”

“have you lost it completely?”

“but i'm starving.”

“this past year has been difficult for me.”

“i don't get it. she's making it into such a big deal.”

“no, this won't work. just take it off, please.”

“i'm not like that.”

“fuck you. it's not a crush.”

“then i know that i can't count on you.”

“can't you come see me in [town] sometime?”

“it's just that we can't be seen together.”

“he was still sleeping when i walked in.”

“doesn't bother me at all. i've seen it. absolutely. 100%.”

“[name] is really getting on my nerves! seriously.”

“i want us to be friends again.”

“i thought you and [name] were friends.”

“make sure you check your dms. okay?”

“you think it's fun to fuck with people like me?”

“never spend money you don't have. okay?”

“you think i'm stupid?”

“this sucks.”

“how nice to see some smiles.”

“this isn't just about me, but my entire family.”

“i'm going to marry her.”

“are you threatening me?”

“don't you realize the shit storm that follows if i come out?”

“i don't want you to talking to her.”

“remember what we saw during movie night? when they sat next to each other?”

“i love you.”

“i just want to hang out with you.”

"there's no point in having a back-up if you never use it."

“pretend i'm saying something clever.”

“how's [name]? he must be totally devastated.”

“what do you think they think we're talking about?”

“everything is fake. everything in the world is fake.”

“[name] is dead.”

“it just wasn't what i thought it would be like.”

“since when did you start liking him for real?”

“what a fucking douchebag. god!”

“what the hell are you saying? chill out!”

#rp meme #rp prompt #rp starters #rp sentence meme #rp sentence starters #it's long but i like my memes chunky <3 #lemme know if u'd prefer i do things in parts tho !#also everyone watch this show immediately :knife:

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