#and then they gave him a kid

[prince-liest]

Every time I think I've recovered from my absolutely heinous taste in faves, another flamboyant gremlin who breaks the Geneva convention as a hobby comes around and I am proven HORRIFICALLY INCORRECT.

Anyways, the dearth of Qi Rong-centric fics is a crime perpetrated against me personally.

#tgcf #qi rong #mxtx #personal #text posts #this man takes being shitty and turns it into an art form #and then they gave him a kid #hello???? wheres my 200k slowburn redemption arc cmon #2012 loki fandom fucking spoiled me huh

[morganbritton132]

Eddie post a Tiktok of an old home video. In the video, he’s twenty-one, messy haired, laying on his side in bed facing the camera, and he looks like shit. His eyes are glassy, his nose is rubbed red, and his voice is thick the way it always is when he’s sick.

“This is a message for future Eddie,” Eddie tells the camera. “If you decide to spend the rest of your life with a man that spends all his free time babysitting - and I know you, you do want to spend your life with him - get used to catching every virus in town.”

In the video, Steve pops up behind Eddie and wraps himself around him, looking just as sick. His eyes never open as he cuddles closer, resting his head in the curve of Eddie’s neck and his hand on his chest over his heart. Steve sounds like he’s already falling back to sleep when he asks, “Who’re you talking to?”

Eddie looks into the camera like, “Myself.”

“Say hi for me.”

#This is before Steve decided he wanted to go to college for teaching #CC is on the cusp of fame at this point so Eddie’s gone more than he’s there #so he’s funny convinced that Steve gave him whatever bug the kid he was babysitting had #instead of being like ‘maybe I shouldn’t lick beer off the counter at a biker bar’ #Eddie is solely posting this video because he is currently sick #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[shorelinnes]

lee know: skz 2024 conference

#createskz #bystay #staydaily #usersemily #melontrack #adriblr #dreamytag #meltracks #analook #thestephtag #usersa #linosource #skz #stray kids #lee know #*intro:gifs #and of course I had to gif my guy lino 🫶 #love the little anime center bang thing they gave him hehe

[milfpopplio]

the real reason kieran doesnt have a phone is because all you would see in your notifs during the start of the epilogue is

#arven sending you that sweet sweet inheritance money #(who am i kidding they probably gave him one dollar and some pocket lint) #i spent way too long on this #jealous arven is so cute i need to drench him in milk and throw him at a wall like a webkinz plush #i got halfway through this meme before remembering FUCK KIERAN DOESNT HAVE A PHONE #pokemon #pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon arven #pokemon kieran #kieran pokemon #arven pokemon #mochi mayhem #pokemon sv epilogue

[swottydoodler]

Swotty's DH headcanon no.4:

The Malfoy line has a couple of differing curses.

1. Being able to produce only one son in a lifetime (because of something that happened hundreds of years ago) to prevent any bastards. Draco having a kid with Hermione somehow broke that because his blood disowned him for procreating with someone of Muggle decent—this one was placed by a scorned Malfoy wife.

2. The kids having the signature Malfoy hair and eyes as to know if the wives have bedded another man—done by some Malfoy patriarch along the beginning of the branch.

#dramione #dramione fanart #draco malfoy #hermione granger #my art #swotty's dh headcanons #y'all can imagine the SHOCK from Draco's parents when he told them he was gonna be having a second kid #Lucius couldn't and wouldn't believe it #until the baby popped out looking like the usual Malfoy #double shocker when the kid turned out to be a girl #gave him a right heart attack #while Narcissa just cries for joy in the background

[ursamajori]

god i love being SOOO obnoxious about my ocs everyone should be 50% more obnoxious about their ocs right neow

#starspeak #get obnoxious (oc tag) #ttrpgs #my campaigns #edit: everything after these tags are from the og post— they’re just kinda me ranting but i don’t wanna get rid of them #due to the fact that it adds how fucking funny it is that this post got popular and it was just. me rambeling #anyways. #-> #literally guy who gave their character a whole birthday week and is celebrating him that whole week #like girl he’s fake……..just kidding cas is real To Me #this is fully positive there is NO self deprecation here i’m being dead serious #also i’m celebrating all week to hide the fact that this is the busiest week of the year at my work #and i’m already sick so it’s gonna be downhill from here 🥲 #casboy’s gotta get me through it ok #not Sick sick i just don’t feel well. at least tmrw is my day off i probably need Rest #oops didn’t mean to rant a bit here but oh well. happy birthday week cas

[hellishgayliath]

It is a shame children such as yourselves had to endure such hardships

You all did not deserve to have the weight of the world fall on your shoulders

#rottmnt #save rottmnt #rottmnt movie #rottmnt splinter #rottmnt april #rottmnt casey jr #my art #sol art #crying on the inside// im done my sol series for now :'L #let these kids cry it out #they went through something traumatic they deserve a good cry #especially casey #he had to watch the last of his family who gave him the world die before his very own eyes #stop another disaster from repeating and while he has the present turtle family #it just wont be the same as it use to be #IM VERY EMOTIONAL ABOUT HIM OKAY #i hope yall enjoyed this series at least 😭😭

[sw4nfire]

🧭

#shuggy #buggy the clown #shanks #red hair shanks #buggy #one piece #myarttt #couldnt get the idea of shanks using a lock of buggys hair like a vivre card #imagine he got it from buggy as kids and just never gave it back and buggy knows he has it since its always struggling to come back to him #if buggy owns a shanks vivre card its probably crumpled up somewhere

[radiance1]

Pariah Dark is finally released from his coffin, most ghosts in the know about this very on edge because he's, well, a literal tyrant king. But contrary to everyone's expectations (except Clockwork), he justs decides to vamoosh from the Infinite Realms entirely.

It's been fine without his active ruling for eons, so surely it wouldn't suddenly go to shit just because he's out of his sleep now. At least that's what he thinks and picks a random earth to go towards- this time surprisingly not for war- and plans to inhabit it.

So, there he was, Pariah Dark, Ghost King of the infinite Realms, one of the most powerful ghosts in existence and bearer of the Crown of Fire and Ring of Rage.

Now a humble mortal(disguised) farmer.

And he's surprisingly, never been happier. Well, actually he has been happier than this, on the day of binding between the Ghost King and the Master of Time.

He wonders what his spouse was up to these days. Most likely watching over the multiple timelines, no doubt.

It was on one of those days, where he carried his produce to go sell to a factory for money for more horses, that he ran into a little kid, one with black hair and blue eyes.

That was also, chalked full of magical power and might.

Really, it just escalated from there, if he were to be honest.

===

Billy Batson did not expect to be sitting in the living room of the giant man he ran into on accident. He was kidnapped, yes, but compared to others this was most certainly tame in comparison.

He was picked up by the back of his collar, placed on that guy's head, and was then just taken back to his house.

At least he makes extremely good cookies.

He should probably leave before he's never seen again, but first, cookies.

And milk.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #dp dark ages #Billy got kidnapped in broad daylight #Pariah just took a look at him and decided to take the malnourished homeless kid home for literally no reason #And gave him cookies and milk #Billy is comfortable and thankful

[sualne]

clothes!!!

#monkey d luffy #trafalgar law #eustass kid #one piece #my art #described in alt text #first one wanted to draw luff in my clothes and ended up drawing him in whatever instead so a few weeks later finally got around #to drawing the captain trio in my clothes! yeay!! #law's fit is one of my default non work outfit. luffy's is usually what i look like in summer (though i dont wear my short short out of the #house lol or long socks in summer that'll kill me) and kid got an outfit ive never worn as is. cant wear the green shirt for reasons #but if was shaped like him i would wear it all the time. and obviously. gave them some of my rocks #secret modern au #<- for the first one though kid does dress sort of like that at some point

[botlabyrinth]

i love annabeth and grover’s reaction to percy thinking the reason annabeth’s being weird is because she hugged him. grover is just mentally preparing himself for years of seeing his best friends be idiots in love. you can see it allll on his face he’s already sick of them😭 and annabeth’s sigh and “oh boy” and she’s lowkey trying not to laugh??? reminds me of THAT the last olympian “you’re laughing at me” scene. it’s SO FUNNY i can just imagine her thinking “this kid’s got a real sense of self importance” and “is he still thinking about that??” and percy’s just there, oblivious as fuck like “hey we’re friends now!! friends can hug right?😁” also just the fact that he notices she’s being weird and distant again. he can already read her so well. i just keep rewatching that scene because it’s so canon trio dynamic i adore them

#annabeth gave him ONE clipped response and he crumbled #also something something about percy actually being pretty smart EXCEPT when it comes to his feelings about annabeth #i love these kids #pjotv #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #the trio #celestial trio #percabeth #pjo tv show #ruch rambles

[hyunpic]

i can’t even live love and laugh in these conditions.

#hyunjin #skz #jeongin #stray kids #bystay #gifs #feeling like ghostface is chasing me around with a knife when im watching this. #good thing jeongin gave him the pets cause then he put the arm away 😑

[clownmoontoon]

SOMETHING SOMETHING PARALLEL IS THIS BAKUGO ANNOUNCING HIS HERO NAME TO THE WORLD BC IF SO IM GONNA GNAW THE DRYWALL

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! #'THE WORLD IS WATCHING HIM' ARE U KIDDING ME ASDLKLKJJKLAS #'IM DEKU' 'IM KACCHAN' literally the names they gAVE EACH OTHER HELPPPP #bnha #bnha 45 #bnha 406 #bakugou katsuki #bakugo #deku #kacchan #izuku midoriya #mha #my hero academia #bnha manga #bnha spoilers #spoilers #mha spoilers #CAUGHT UP W THE MANGA TODAY AND I CANT GET OVER THIS #bkdk #bakudeku #moonime

[padawansuggest]

13 yo Obi-Wan: You guys are keeping me captive 🥺

Jaster: Ob’ika, we are bringing you back to the temple to reunite with your people.

Obi-Wan: 🥺 then why am I in a cage?

Jaster: *looks pointedly at Jango covered in bite marks, bandages and a torn kute*

Jango: Jas’Buir, he’s really cute, the bites didn’t even hurt 🥺

Obi-Wan: Yeah, I’m just making friends 🥺

Jaster: *soul deep sigh* I am not letting you out of the cell so you can maul my ad again.

Jango: Buuuir, he’s just an ad’ika, lookit his ik’aad fangs, he won’t actually hurt me!

Jaster: You we’re begging me to get his fangs out of your wrist five minutes ago.

Jango: He’s just teething!!

Jaster: Jan’ika, I know you want to keep him, but he’s not even house broken yet.

Jango: Neither was I when you adopted me!! He’s chosen me! Lemme keep him!

Obi-Wan: 🥺 I will be a good boy if you stick your fingers in my enclosure 🥺

Jaster: *physically holding Jango back* No. We will revisit this when the baar’ur has given him a Xanax omfg- *dragging Jango out of the ship hold*

#and that’s how Jango adopted a baby 🥰 #star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #jaster mereel #jango fett #Obi really liked Jango but being lost gave him anxiety and Stewjoni anxiety means I BITE YOU I BITE YOU I BITE YOU #and Jaster is the only one comprehending that rn #basically Obi can’t consent to an adopting at the exact moment so he’s tryina stop Jango from being an idiot till the kid got a Xanax in hi #those notes added later cause I literally stopped in the middle of the sidewalk on the way home to write this #it’s also based off that one scene in Futurama where Zoidberg keeps attacking Amy while in heat #fool me seven times shame on you fool me eight or more times shame on me #but Jango is too enamored with the baby to step back he’s a chew toy now

[ghostbsuter]

Can be read as a continuation of this

.・゜-: ✧ :-

It's been a few weeks, really, since the day he met his biological father.

The oversized hoodie drowned him, a perfect haven while he waits near the entrance to arkham asylum.

The whole week rushed by after the event. His mom, wonderful, black belt, kickass mom had fretted over him the whole time, messaging his therapist not long after and getting an appointment.

His dad had been clingy, giving him bear hugs left and right, it felt nice. Jazz hadn't let him out of her sight for one moment, always searching, always studying.

Man, he loved his family.

"Are you going to visit him?" The gruff voice of Batman asks, and danny shrieks, jumping away as he looks at the vigilante with wide eyes.

"Oh Ancients—! Don't scare me like that!" Danny scolds, hand over his chest and breathing hard.

He can feel the amusement wafting off of Batman. Or something.

Huffing, the child leans against the brickstone pillar holding the gate again.

"No," he ends up answering. "I'm not here to visit... him."

Batman listens quietly, simply standing next to him. He doesn't pressure nor demand anything. If danny thinks more of it, he might get a headache.

"My sister is an intern in Arkham, we're gonna have dinner with Harley and Ivy today." A shrug, and the wind lovingly pushes him.

"Good." The man states, he hesitates a moment before he stretches his arm out towards danny, opening his hand and showcasing the items.

First is a lollipop, famous for being handed over to children after being saved by the bat himself. Second is a pin, in the shape of Batman's signature bat, it had a red button on the other side however.

"It's an emergency alert, in case anything like this happens again." Is quickly explained and Danny takes them, if not a bit tense.

He is unused to the trust the man shows him despite how short their time was spent together. Danny wonders if the bat already snooped around.

"Thanks—"

"Danny!"

His head snaps to the gate opening, brightening up as Jazz runs through and hugs him.

"Jazz!" He eagerly hugs back, thank looks up at her.

"You gotta meet Bat—" He trails off when they turn to the empty spot next to the pair, wind rustling leaves just as he finished. "man..."

Damn batman.

Danny huffs and tugs at Jazz's jacket. "Nevermind then, c'mon let's get a nice present before we visit harley."

Simply bringing her up seems to have Jazz excited. "I still can't believe we're having dinner with THE Dr. Harleen Quinzel!!!"

"And her wife."

"aND THE Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley!!!"

Her enthusiasm is rubbing off on him, he grins, hooking up his arm around hers, and they're skipping towards town, laughing like maniacs.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #look batman is paranoid #danny “i went from two mentally ill villains to crazy scientists” fenton: im fine #batman: are u sure #he was legot concerned when he got the notif that danny was at arkham #its alr now tho #just his sister #look he gave danny a emergency alarm button thing cuz he holds harley as a dear friend #even if he and her will never be mother and son #the least he can do is give him a hand if he ever needs it #jazz will and would've broke jokers neck if arkham crew wasnt aware shes the sister of jokers kid and shes hella protective #THIS IS ALL PRE-ACCIDENT #Danny is TODDLER shaped #10-13 years #he still got few months before hell #if harley was aware he was back in gotham she would have killed the joker before he knew of his son #bruce alr knows everything abt danny #the moment danny hits 15 hes sending the internship to wayne enterprises in the astronomy wing

[goryhorroor]

I will always find villains in horror having absolutely no motive except for “you were home” or like “why not” way scarier than there actually being a motive. I mean just the idea that you were there at the wrong time makes something way scarier because there was no way of preventing it

#and that kids is why the killers from the strangers freak me out #not to mention the boys from funny games #and Michael in the first movie before they gave him the laurie is his sister backstory #horror #horror movies