#baby brewing!

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#ts4 #soriano legacy #syd #miriam #baby brewing!

[gojoed]

"oh my god satoru you look so cute here!"

"wait wait wait, don't look at those!"

you were currently holding a picture of satoru in your hands. it's nothing you haven't done before, going to the corner store and flipping through recently printed pictures of you and your friends after waiting a week for them to develop.

but this time you weren't holding snapshots of suguru having permanent marker on his face while sleeping or ridiculous photos of satoru and shoko grabbing onto each others hair, fighting over who gets to get the last snack from their stash. this time you held a photo of satoru, except younger. exponentially younger. as in, you just got your hands on a photo of satoru the moment he was born. literally.

like every other newborn he had that faint pink shade on his soft skin, button nose, and little hands that had the chubbiest of fingers. you swore you fell in love all over again with him.

the grown up version of the baby however did not feel the same. he didn't think a visit to his family's prestigious estate would lead to you seeing the one photo he would rather die than having any one of his friends see. he'd rather have you take a photo of him falling flat on his face on a pile of garbage actually.

how you came across that photo of him, he has no idea. you both were currently residing in his old bedroom, laid down on the old tatami mats that still smelled new. all he remembers is you getting up to look for something within the old cabinets of his room before you exclaimed about your recent discovery.

"oh there's more, lemme see."

"nononononono, no! you've already seen enough!"

satoru tried desperately to snatch the small box of photos that was now on the floor. seriously who put this here?? — maybe his mother heard of how he was bringing you along for the weekend and planted a little surprise for you to find. he was unsuccessful, again, as you seemed to be faster than the strongest now since the box was now sitting on your lap — the stack of photos now in your hands as you flipped through them one by one.

"you used to wear such cute things too! look at that, it's a little onesie with a duck pattern!"

satoru was now internally screaming, his ears blowing out steam now from embarrassment. they must be, since he could feel his face rise in temperature faster than ever, he might even be a new shade of scarlet now. he's resorted now to lying face first on the floor, burying his face in his arms trying to shield himself from your commentary.

he didn't budge when you poked him with your fingers, trying to show him photos of his even younger self. satoru won't deny it, he was cute as a baby. the cutest even (his ego was whispering that) — but to have you witness him in all his newborn glory? that was too much for him. now his image was shattered (the one he created in his head), you won't look at him the same anymore. you'll only think the words cute and adorable, and so on after this. no more comments on how hot he was, how undeniably attractive his smile was.

satoru gojo, was indefinitely, ruined.

that was at least his way of thinking. you were internally dying on the inside.

to think that at such a young age, satoru still held the most striking pair of eyes you've ever seen. even as a baby you could see that he held the heavens and even the depths of hell in them. you can see why many people whispered how his birth had changed everything in the jujutsu world.

but even so, you couldn't bring yourself to care about those old rumors. right now, you were focusing on just how cute he used to look, back when he was just a couple of pounds and was drowning in innocence that any baby had.

"hey satoru?"

"..mm?", well at least you got a reaction.

"who took these photos anyway?"

you had to wait a few seconds until you heard him shuffle, moving on all fours before sitting up and placing himself right next to you. the embarrassment had died down, just a bit. there was still evident pink on his neck, ears, and cheeks.

"it was mostly just my mom and the maids. they were the ones who always dressed me up too."

that made you smile, the image of a fussy satoru not wanting to put baby gloves on with a matching outfit — it was too good not to imagine. a few moments passed before satoru carefully snatched a handful of photos from you. you were about to protest when he began telling you the story behind each of them, or well, the ones he could remember.

maybe you seeing him like that wasn't so bad after all.

p.s., now he's totally gonna send some of these to the group chat. bet he was a cuter looking baby than suguru and shoko anyway.

#(don't look at me i was just hoping for someone to write about baby him) #i wanna hold him #also ahem this might catch the attention of just ONE person. but i have a nanami idea brewing in my brain stew. #gojo x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #satoru <33

[spacedace]

DPxDC snippet/prompt:

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“John.”

Zantanna’s voice had that cadence to it. Faintly strangled. Forcibly calm. Her rising blood pressure and rapidly approaching limit for his special brand of excitement evident in every single letter of his name.

Felt like old times.

“Z.” He said, smoke curling out of his mouth and billowing towards the dreary grey sky above. The one nice thing about Gotham, it had the same gloomy dark ambience of ol’ London town. “Long time no see. How’s show biz been treating you?”

He saw the faintest of twitches at the corner of her eye. Could almost hear her counting to ten in her head. He smiled at her winningly, leaning back against the damp bricks of the alleyway as he waited. More smoke drifted upward from beside him in time with a bored sigh. Patience was running out on all sides it seemed.

“That’s a child.”

“Sharp as ever.” He said, taking another drag. He nudged the child in question beside him gently with his elbow, glancing down with a sly grin. “See this is why the Justice League pay her the big bucks. Nothing gets past our Zantanna Zatara.”

He got a cloud of smoke blown directly in his face for that, little shit.

“John.”

“Z.”

“Why do you have a child? Why is the child smoking?”

“Long story.” He said with a wave of his hand.

“I learned it from watching him.” The kid said, with the same cadence as that old American commercial. All dramatic and overwrought emotion. The gremlin swooned against John's side in an imitation of collapse, hand holding the lit bifter coming up to their forhead to really sell the melodrama. He nudged his ghostly companion off, grinning at Zantanna’s slipping patience as he did.

“Don’t worry about it. Kid's fine.”

“A child wandering around with you in a dark ally in Gotham smoking cigarettes is fine?”

“I mean, I’m already dead. And short. It’s not like smoking is gonna be able to do any worse to me.”

#dpxdc #dpxdc prompt #john constantine #zantanna zatara #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #danny fenton #i wrote this with Elle in mind since I have an entire Paper Moon AU brewing in my head with her & John #but it absolutely could be danny instead #zantanna is already so done with all of this #she's having flashbacks of John smoking in the corner with baby Jason Todd when the kid was still Robin and Bruce losing his shit about it #she wants to say not her circus not her monkeys *so badly* #but very unfortunately John and his bullshit probably is her deranged little monkey in her very on fire circus #and now he's got a feral dead kid following him around this can't be good

[ascorian]

a little thought i had about rui and tsukasa swapping clothes.. again........ yeah..

#yea i have a hc that rui's like humongous. it's not far from canon tho. he's tall #hey look at emu!!! she's a baby!!!!!!!!!!!! #project sekai #pjsk #prsk #puroseka #wxs tsukasa #wxs rui #wxs emu #wxs #wonderlands x showtime #tsukasa tenma #rui kamishiro #emu otori #ruikasa #SOMETHING MALICIOUS IS BREWING IN RUIS HEAD CAN YOU SEE THAT

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#coffee magic #green witch #witch tips #witchythings #caffeine #coffee #witchcraft #kitchen witch #witch community #baby witch #incantation #witches brew #witchtober #witchblr

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus would be the type of dad who would let baby Telemachus taste a lemon just to see the funny face he makes.

#If lil Telemachus started to cry ofc he'd feel bad and comfort him (he adores his baby boy) but he'd still give him the lemon. #odysseus #odyssey #the odyssey #telemachus #mythology #greek mythology #tagamemnon #iliad #the iliad #fic ideas are a brewing #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons

[destinywillowleaf]

one of a kind living in a world gone plastic

baby you're so classic

@most-tragic-character-tournament

(all my thoughts in the tags)

#anyway i found their theme song and lost my mind #tragedyshipping #lloyd garmadon #ninjago #antigone #tagamemnon #pollshipping #i'm gonna be thinking about this for the next hour before i go to sleep #i just wanted to make a playlist for them i didn't think i would find a perfect fit #they have taken over many of my braincells and i can't even complain this is the enrichment i needed #all i'm saying is the idea of a movie trailer for these two is taking shape more and more and this should 100% be the accompanying song #not even a full trailer because that would take forever but like. a 30 second TV spot. family drama. them not really getting along at first #(e.g. glaring at each other while being forced to dance or something) #but then warming up to each other on the road because road trips have my soul when it comes to movies ok #i want them to stargaze in the bed of a hotwired pickup truck while on the run from people who demand bloodshed (a poll winner) #the slow(?) burn of not wanting to be in this mess to actually enjoying spending time together to something more #(trailer/commercial ends on or just after “baby you're so classic” with the cut to the title and in theaters date) #maybe most of the tv spot is them arguing and making life hell for one another but it's hard to deny there's something more brewing #(one of the reviews is just ''A modern classic'' because i think i'm funny) #i really want the title to be a play off of them meeting through the tragic tournament but it's completely different from the tone i want #''tragedy: null and void'' is a fun one #i've never been the greatest at titles if they don't hit me like a truck #anyway hi folks i'm sorry if you have no idea what's happening and see this in your tags

[ace-draws]

"It's not fair Sera....

Sera, tell me that you didn't know..."

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel emily #hazbin hotel fallen emily au? #what if #hazbin hotel au #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel fandom #I am in fact still alive #I kinda lost motivation to draw for a looooooooooong time #but im back baby and in a fresh new fandom #i got a lot of ideas brewing #the wings and skirt fucking killed me #ill reblog with the speedpaint

[twc-thoughts-you-didnt-ask-for]

UB after meeting the most unhinged and in danger human they could get their hands on

#the vamps said they can’t age and the detective said you wanna bet #my tech stat is at zero baby let’s try to solve my problems that way #if there isn’t trouble the detective can just brew some up real quick #the wayhaven chronicles #wayhaven chronicles #adam du mortain #ava du mortain #nate sewell #nat sewell #felix hauville #farah hauville #twc Mason #twc morgan #twc adam #twc ava #twc nate #twc nat #twc felix #twc farah #twc detective

[wickedwitchofthesouth]

I think its interesting how vox is, quite literally a cheap knock off version of alastor. I mean from the fluctuating voices to the disappearing into thin air with their magic [alastor with his shadow and vox with his gadgets] and even the caring about his team just to fulfil his own agenda he is an exact copy, like, TO A TEE

And I feel like before the big fight, they probably had a sort of mentor-mentee relationship. Vox probably looked up to alastor alot, and you know alastor, he loves having power over everyone. So he definitely relished the idea of this impressionable demon following him around like an idol, copying his every move, praising him on every small thing.

To Vox , he genuinely thought alastor was showing him teaching him his ways but I think alastor just kept him around as a constant ego boost.

And I think all that crumpled when Vox started getting too close. The student was going to surpass the teacher, and obviously, alastor can't have that. He had to nip it in the bud, stop it from getting worse. Turn him into an enemy instead.

And Its like they say you know;

friends close- enemies closer

#tv constantly needs something new to keep people interested but radio is timeless #this jas been brewing in my mind all day #vox is a bitch baby sure but... atleast he has the ability to feel things for other people #and i love alastor but #he is A NARCISSIST!!! #he dont GAF about anyone else #but either way #Alastor solos #hazbin hotel #alastor #vox #radiostatic #one sided radiostatic

[starphires]

it genuinely makes me go dumb over jake filling out in atwow...

#୨୧ juno rambles. #brain shuts down #hes so pretty n the dad bod suits him sooooo well!!! #might brew smt up abt praising dad bod! jake teehee #hes probably a little insecure that he's not as fit any more :(((( #BABY! that is not a problem! you look as good as ever #n hes just so huge too 😞 #jake sully #avatar 2009 #atwow #atwow x reader

[wren-of-the-woods]

Episode s02e11 Friday's Child is an exprience

#a delightful experince i might add #star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #kirk #james t kirk #wren makes low-effort memes #wren talks #i love this stupid show so much it's so funny #the end of episode banter for this one was top tier #and now there's an accidental baby acquisition au brewing in my brain #getting into star trek in general is also an Experience

[squidsquadlove]

BABY ADAM LARSSON

#I am having an unfathomably bad day #(at 9:41am! impressive!) #but every time I open my photos app to share with friends my coping tool #(the biggest motherfucking salted caramel cold brew I have ever ordered) #I see this pic and it does actually help #passing it along to pay it forward #or rather pay it RD #he was a BABY #adam larsson #doo doo doo #seattle kraken

[minniiaa]

Bro is such a yappadoodle dandy like shut the fuck up no one cares you killed your daddy and lost your slaves boo hoo. Flamingos are ASHAMED you stole their likeness. I hope you rot in jail for the rest of your life you rat bastard.

#this is satire #not really fuck doffy we DONT forgive him for what he did to cora #plus he hurt my baby law #I’m just bitter #but fr he LOVES to hear himself talk #this doffy hate has been brewing in me for years I just finally had to come out and say it #doflamingo #donquixote doflamingo #doffy

[lunasapphire]

My collection of Scott Cunningham works I have read so far:) - more coming soon! Just bought six books of his

#witchblr #witchcraft #baby witch #witch #witch community #witchcraft community #magick #nature #crystals #magic #books #Wicca #beginner witch #witchtips #witchcraft books #divination #meditation #Scott Cunningham #earth power #elements #earth air fire water #oils #incense #brews #herbal #herbs #gems #rocks #minerals #Wicca in the kitchen

[enchantedbeverages]

"Discover a wider selection of enchanting brews in our shop right here and explore a realm of coffee that transcends the ordinary."

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Coffee in Witchcraft ☕✨

Ah, brewing coffee, the modern witch's cauldron. It's not just a caffeine jolt, it's a potion to awaken your inner sorceress. Stirring it counterclockwise might not summon demons, but it'll sure help you banish morning drowsiness.🧙‍♀️

And those coffee grounds? Perfect for scrying or maybe just composting. Mother Earth deserves her props too, right?🦇

So sip your brew my magical compatriots, and let the spells of productivity and caffeinated enchantment course through your veins! 🌙 ☕✨

#witchcraft #witch tips #witch community #witchythings #baby witch #coffee magic #kitchen witch #green witch #witches brew #witchblr #witchcore #witch craft #spellcasting