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theambitiouswoman · 1 year
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Simply chasing what gives me peace, great energy and intense prosperity.
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thesirencult · 6 months
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aleesabella · 2 years
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sysmedsaresexist · 8 months
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Tfw when your merge gardens birds fuck shit up when you go to pee: how dare you -fervent bosom shaking-
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"Cool is not a facade. It is a state of being"
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mooncalf87 · 3 months
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Stolas: wait so does your situationship refuse to accept love from you and usually trys to fend you off when you try to patch him up because his job is dangerous and you constantly flirt with him and crush on him but he can't take a hint for the life of him and then starts crying because 'nobody loves him' and then gets drunk
Husk: YES, SEE, SOMEONE GETS IT
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vagabongvernacular · 1 year
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Boss: *walks over from table with informational books* "That tire gets an 8380, or a 9316 if it needs replaced. Crazy how I know that, right?"
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Xie Lian, in the Spiritual Communication Array: So I appear to have been kidnapped by a calamity…
Mu Qing: Which one?
Feng Xin: How many calamities do you know??
Feng Xin: What does he look like, your highness.
Xie Lian: *Staring at Hua Cheng’s abs*
Xie Lian: Mmmm...sexy?
Mu Qing and Feng Xin: THATS CRIMSON RAIN!!!
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Bruce, age 22, in his mafia take down era: Lol, this shits easy. Why can’t the GCPD do this. Ive even got time to kill, I wonder what Harvey’s doing.
Bruce, age 35: Yeah scarecrow tested his new fear toxin out on a maternity wing, firefly is going on an arson spree, Joker is holding a school hostage- no Jason, that’s not “it,” sit down.
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radvelvetcakez · 2 months
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Lucifer: Bonjour, Alastor. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi? Alastor: No, I don't want to sleep with you. Lucifer: Is that what that means? Oh, fucking damnit, Oz.
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chaoticace2005 · 3 months
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Interviewer after Fizzarozzie came out: So, what is Fizzarolli to you?
Ozzie: The reason I wake up every morning.
Interview: …oh, that’s disgustingly sweet.
Fizzarolli, earlier that morning, banging cymbals together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
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theambitiouswoman · 11 months
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You have to raise your self worth to raise your net worth.
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thesirencult · 6 months
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One pattern I noticed in successful people :
They make decisions and act out of WANT and not from a place of NEED.
When you make decisions out of a place of need you are prone to being more illogical and have short-sighted vision.
Distinguish your wants from your needs. Needing can indicate trauma bonding with people and ideas.
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hana-no-seiiki · 4 months
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YAN! BOSS : I would kill for you.
OVERWORKED! READER: With all due respect, I just need a fucking break (or paid vacation).
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blitzwhore · 4 months
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Helluva Boss as textposts part 1/?
1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22
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"If I'm bleeding out of my eyes... it may not be Ebola... it may be rage."
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