Criteria for men in order for me to be interested in them:
There is something deeply wrong with them
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Art ⭐
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Lover Boy
i cannot take
a moment of my life back
i can not change
a thing and i know that
i see men around me
lives molded out of marble
they will live and die his way,
i wanna love the man in me
in a manner almost carnal
I will mold myself out of clay.
i cannot take
a moment of my life back
so should i take a chance
and take the t shots
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Save me tall boys with deep voice
Save me
Save me tall boys with deep voice
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such an old photo
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New podcast episode is up!! We mainly talk about are hot takes on DC Comics and Marvel!
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I am bringing back manly hobbies such and making lace and loving my friends, I also drink champagne
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5 years on T, 1 year post surgery. Bonus:
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Jarred Kelenic basically single-handedly carried the mariners offense for the first half of the season and he’s about to come off the IL and somehow be the team’s like fifth or sixth-best hitter
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PP: sniff sniff
i-is that a BOY I smell?
sniff sniff
mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe….
sniff sniff
it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!
if u are a boy and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute boy!!!! I love you!
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*
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first you have to remember that the first disco ball was painstakingly put together by hand from nothing but an idea and lots of intricately cut glass and bandaids and then you have to think about the experience of being under a disco ball for the very first time, bathed in reflections of an era that has not yet come to past, and finally you end up wondering what else there is around you that has yet to be unearthed by something with so much as a silly name
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