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saetgvia · 5 months

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genshin boys takin care of u on ur monthly

im back from the void of no content

im feeling berry soft and fluffy so enJOY the boys taking care of fem!reader on her period :)

characters: wriothesley, lyney, alhaitham, xiao

tw: periods (duh), staining sheets in wrio’s one, lmk if i forgot anything :D

also also i wanna make a pt. 2 pls drop any characters u want in my asks or comments ily guys enjoy

also does anyone know how to add the blue

read more tag on mobile/browser? tyty

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wriothesley

- kay so idk him really well needa finish archon quest but he would treat you like a QUEEN

- whatever u need he has it

- bro is chill af and knows what hes doing

- will get cuddly LMAO

- he js wants to pamper u

- so he does :D

- if u stain anything he’ll be calm and change the sheets and everything while u take care of urself

- cooks for u

- reminds u to take painkillers if u need them

- soft kisses heh

- movie marathons!!

- takes care of ur EVERY CRAVING

lyney

- determined to do ANYTHING to make u smile

- so he’ll pull random bouquets out of his pocket and present them to u

- or pretend to do a trick and kiss ur nose instead

- he is SO asking lynette for advice

- poor boy panics a lil even tho he knows how normal this is and he has a sister

- but he’s never really bothered too much abt it before

- he knows how to deal with it but he just wants to make u happy

- he treats u so well aww

- cooks for u

- makes everything cheesy

- like little smiley face rice balls

- or an egg cooked in a heart shape

- so many cuddles

- i love him

alhaitham

- so chill and nonchalant

- gets u wtv u need

- cooks for u

- ion think he’s a very big cuddler but if u need him he’ll hold u

- forehead and nose kisses

- he’ll hold ur hand a lot and like run his thumb on the back

- when he does hold u its u sitting on a couch binging movies with ur head on his chest and his fingers in ur hair

- he does acts of service to help lessen ur load

xiao

- he’s basically js confused

- ‘human women… bleed… for a week every month… and don’t die??’ WHAT SORCERY IS THis

- like lyney poor boy panics a bit

- he’s been around for millennia but this thing can get him flustered

- always nervous to hold u and kinda doesn’t want to but he will for u

- cooks for u obv

- always checking up on u, asking if u need anything

- ‘here, i got this for you’ (insert literally anything he randomly saw and thought would make u smile)

- constantly asking if it hurts

- you tell him to chill and he goes ‘HOW CAN I WHEN YOURE HURTING’ and ugh hes so soft and silly

- takes extra care of u

- constant vigilance

- so sweet

GUYS i think i’ll make a pt. 2 so again, if you have any reqs for this or any other fics drop ‘em in my asks or comments ily all <3

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treasureofmammon · 2 months

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💛 His yellow tie 💛

🔎This scenario is a headcannons that I have about Mammon and MC's relationship.

👥️Characters: Mammon x MC (Gender neutral)

⚠️Warnings: Love, Suggestive, smut-ish, a little silly. Minors don't interact - MDNI. Not read proofed.

📝 Read more headcannons here:

Silly but sweet headcannons

Tsundere Mammon

Mammon as a dad

The 7 brothers as dads

✨️💖💛✨️💖💛✨️💖💛✨️💖💛✨️💖💛✨️💖💛✨️

Loving Mammon is a rollercoaster of emotions that you are willing to ride every single day. While his schemes and his failed attempts usually backfire, his heart is pure, made of gold even. It's impossible not to observe him, not to follow him, and eventually, not to fall in love.

In fact, Mammon presents himself behind his fake bravado mask; but in the most intimate moments, Mammon melts down into a gentle and sweet lover. And between passionate and sweet kisses, it's not rare to hear his love confessions over and over: —Damn it! Ya're so cute!—, —Ya drive me crazy!—, —Ya make me feel so good!—, —I love ya—. Especially when he slides under your bedsheets, in complete silence after he tiptoes his way from his room to yours in the middle of the night, when everyone is sound asleep or at least, settled down, too focused to hear.

Which is what happens most nights, when Mammon quietly enters your room and shares your bed. His blue eyes mesmerized by your sexyness as he touches you, hearing every gasp, moan, and sound coming from your mouth; both of your clothes long forgotten on the floor of your room.

He will eventually leave despite your desperate attempts for him to stay with you. But Mammon knows better: if Lucifer figures it out, he's dead. Mammon won't tell you, but he knows very well, after thousands of years living with his brothers, that every single one of them has a crush on you; while he is absolutely and completely in love with you. He also knows that sooner or later, they will find out, but the more he can postpone it, the better.

Days after, Mammon enters the dining room in the morning. Everyone is getting ready to go to RAD. Breakfast is served, some of his brothers are eating already while some others are fixing their uniforms, just like Mammon, —Hey lil bros, has anyone seen my yellow tie?—, he says.

—No clue—, answers Levi, —maybe in that mess of floor that you have on your room—.

—Or in the laundry room...— Satan suggests.

—In the bathroom?— adds Asmo.

—In the kitchen?—, Beel proposes, followed by Belphie's input —In your bed?—.

And finally Lucifer moves his gaze from the newspaper and answer —Don't you have another tie to wear?—.

—Nah—, Mammon says, — That's my favorite; besides, I'm sure it's clean, but, it ain't in my room...—.

Unaware of the conversation, you enter the dining room ready to have your breakfast and start your day, —Good morning!— You say, candidly, a huge smile on your face.

However, a silence fills the room. The tension, almost palpable because it is now clear why you rejected so many suitors, most of them in that same room.

Hesitant, Satan ask —H-Hey! MC, w-where did you get that?—

Surprised, you touch the yellow tie around your neck and say —I found it laying around in my room...—, your gaze softens, and you finish your sentence —... I like it because it reminds me of someone that I really love...—.

The room falls silent, six hearts shatter, and one completely healed. Now, the secret's out in the open, and Mammon will suffer the consequences. After all, his brothers are demons.

✨️💖💛✨️💖💛✨️💖💛✨️💖💛✨️💖💛✨️💖💛✨️

[Note; The character(s) depicted here belong to the mobile game "Obey me: shall we date" and are owned by Solmare Corporation. The text here was made by me: Treasure of Mammon, meaning this is fan-made. | GN!Reader | English is not my first language, so there might be orthographic and syntax errors. I urge you all to interact kindly with this post].

📌 Masterlist

#Treasure of Mammon writing #Treasure of Mammon headcannons #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me!#obey me mammon #mammon avatar of greed #mammon obey me #mammon #the great mammon

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oatmealmika · 1 year

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Connie Springer Headcanons!!

did a part 1 to this months back, but i have more to say about this loser <3

one piece avid. he grew up watching it and is STILL obsessed. he does not understand why people complain about how long it is.

"one piece isn't that long. i watched it when i was a kid-" BECAUSE IT CAME OUT WEEKLY, YOU-

middle school boy sense of humor

not in the tiktok and making fun of people’s interests for no reason type of way, just being immature and saying the most out of hand things

does not understand math above third grade level. pls do not even try helping, he will not retain the information-

BUT he has surprisingly good grades in chemistry

during science class once, mr. ackerman (the janitor) walked into class to yell at prof. zoe for something and connie misguidedly whistled, "marriage issuesssss”

bro got wrongfully sent to the principal’s office for that one ☝️

knows all the tiktok dances since he is in historia's main tiktok dance team (with ymir, sasha, and him ofc ofc)

the kid in school with godly attendance

watches all the new netflix shows and thinks they're actually good

if you're his s/o, beware. he LOVES horror movies and will drag you to the couch, you kicking and screaming, just to watch one.

brought you, sasha, and jean to watch megan with him and laughed so hard you guys cried

his most used apps/websites are omegle, tiktok, and then random ass mobile games

OMFG he was that kid who asked "got games on your phone?"

joined the school choir w/ sasha for shits and giggles but ended up getting to travel to italy to perform

learned mime because he thought it'd be cool

he had his first girlfriend when he was twelve and he was on omegle fucking around

they still keep in touch, actually

read chainsaw man in one day and felt numb asf afterwards for a month straight

still can cry on whim about it

denji is just like him fr major denji kinnie (hey im an asa mitaka kinnie pls connie one chance ily-)

he had a phase where he thought he was bruno mars 💀

is the one who brings jean back to earth whenever he brags about getting all the girls in his grade and how every girl is obsessed w him and how-

doesn’t use spotify, uses apple music

has dyed his hair (or whatever tf that hairstyle is lmao) red and blue. he had red hair first, but then he decided to switch to blue. unfortunately, he dyed it without having the red removed and he got a yucky purple color…

listens to funny love songs whenever he’s down

bo burnham enthusiast. watches all the specials and the youtube analyses on how ‘inside’ is a masterpiece and how it is revolutionary for comedy standups and- (it is)

one of those people who could talk endlessly if you allowed him to. he could get REALY deep and start talking about some really sad and painful things that happened to him.

BUT he also is a good listener since he works well in teams. he listens and adds to others’ ideas.

he listens to female rap (doja cat, lauryn hill, megan thee stallion) but you didn’t hear that from me-

can’t cook and, when his mom isn’t home, survives on instant noodles, cereal, and protein shakes

fast runner. he isn’t even trying hard, he just has lots of stamina and speed.

VERY accident prone, but he always brushes it off with a laugh

my loser boy <3

#connie springer #attack on titan headcanons #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan #connie is my bbg <3 <3 #he’s such a little loser in my mind and i love it #asaden au connie x reader when???

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torchickentacos · 1 year

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ok this has actually been bothering me for a while. Note that everythign I say is my own opinion and while I do think what I have to say holds merit, I do not claim to be an expert in any field I am mentioning here and if you see innacuracies in my statement, feel free to kindly let me know in a reblog and I'll reblog the corrected version. When we discuss ai art, (usage of the word art being left to open ended interpretation and debate since that isn't my point at all), I wish we could kind of section off the areas of artificial intelliegence we're actually talking about and SAY ai ART or ai WRITING instead of ai as a whole (though I understand its shorthand usage, that leads to conflation of it as a whole). Because AI, while very questionable in its usages right now, is more than art and writing.

AI is the screen reader I use in classes to help me read. AI is eye trackers people use for computers when they're immobile. AI is google add-ons that block certain things for visually sensitive people like epileptics. AI is medical pattern collecting and identifying in at-risk populations (which does have implications which I will mention more later). AI is auto captioning services, though they kind of suck half the time and give you very funny but innacurate youtube subtitles (shoutout to 'palkia you son of a bitch', though I think it's edited). It's voice commands for devices for people with limited hand mobility.

I am NOT an AI bootlicker asskisser whatever. I have opinions on ai art and artist ownership, but here's the thing: we can't condemn the term ai in its entirety when it's been such a huge acessibility thing. We can't immediately see someone use the word ai and immediately put them down as a crypto finance nft ai art bro. because GOD i hate nft bro ai whatever nonsense, the people who steal artist's work to put through their algorithms and create copies of it, but ai is also used for so much more and I feel like the current climate around ai is very pinpointed negatively at one aspect of it, but brings down other helpful aspects of it in the process of pointing out the very valid flaws with it. So, if someone skims this and sees me saying 'hey, can we please use some nuance here', I'm just waiting for the 'why are you on their side, ai is terrible, it steals from artists' or 'why do you hate ai, stop being a sjw whateverthefuck' thing when my entire point here is that we need to be able to separate what we're actually talking about here in a meaningful way. You can condemn negative parts of ai that are genuinely concerning for creative folk everywhere WHICH I FUCKING AGREE WITH while also saying that we need to be mindful of the fact that AI also means screen readers, translators, epileptic flash blocker add-ons, and so many other things, and by condemning anyone who uses ai as a whole you are bringing down SO many people with that in the area of effect of your sweeping statements.

TLDR the internet is doing that 'you're either with us or against us' thing and as usual it's marginalized communities, disabled people this time, being used as talking points and what-ifs on both sides instead of our actual input being valued as people who do use other forms of ai.

And we can talk about aspects of accessibility and medical ai in a nuanced way, too. there's definite data collecting implications in medical use of ai and machine learning. There's definite demographic collection and pattern recognition that can be used by medical professionals to misattribute things with more of a focus on data and statistics rather than on how medical statistics are skewed by sociological factors. (for instance, are southern 'people of walmart' rednecks all fat, or is it more in line with impoverished rural communities and food deserts leading to a link in demographic and weight?) There's negativity and hesitation and issues in all branches of AI and this isn't saying medical use AI is perfect because honestly, I'd argue there's more to be worried about with that than creatively used ai. BUT my point stands: you cannot use the term AI as an immediate marker for who's a bad person for supporting it and who isn't, because they very well may support ai as accessibility and condemn ai as an art tool.

#probs going to have to delete this later

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pandas-pandemonium · 1 year

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I posted 164 times in 2022

That's 58 more posts than 2021!

45 posts created (27%)

119 posts reblogged (73%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@pandas-pandemonium

@raven-at-the-writing-desk

@twiwoncrackpopcorn

@yandere-daze

@bluemoondust

I tagged 110 of my posts in 2022

Only 33% of my posts had no tags

#twst spoilers - 8 posts

#twst chapter 6 - 8 posts

#asks - 7 posts

#twisted wonderland - 4 posts

#yandere sentient twst asks - 3 posts

#yandere obey me - 2 posts

#twst guide - 2 posts

#yeah - 2 posts

#happinesss - 2 posts

#yandere headcanons - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 106 characters

#if you want original works i have quotev for that but i haven't updated any of my stories in years so uhhh

My Top Posts in 2022:

MAN

they're Really keeping Idia/Ortho's OB design a secret huh

The painnn

I have so many things to talk about idk where to start??

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR LATEST CHAPTER 6 UPDATE

i cannot add a spoiler tag on mobile so SCROLL PAST!!!

Okay now...

First up:

the Pomefiore fan in me is So SOO happy??? Epel got his UM - Sleep Kiss, Rook being a good senpai and guiding Epel with his new magic spell, Vil being so happy to see them, Mann

His voice when he saw Epel like-🥺🥺🥺 Villl you missed your friends so muchh

I love Pomefiore so much, their dynamics are eVeRYTHiNG

Ortho?? Um- Ortho?? He really went "Sayonara bitches" the moment the dorm leaders didn't agree with the plan to reset the world like- Buddy??

And also-

What happened to Ortho from "That Day" that Idia gave up so easily?? He really went down to the Titans chamber, then Phantom Ortho was all, "Nii-chan, I've been dreaming of the day i could see you!" and Idia was all, "Leave it up to your big bro" and just- OBed...

It's pretty cool seeing his OB gem tho. At least now we know where it is?

Finally:

Grim... It's crazy how he can sniff out blot immediate honestly. By the end of this chapter, Idek if Grim will be the same after this. Any sign of someone OBing sets him off into feral mode. Yuu is going to be so heartbroken when they find him.

Also, Idk if he broke out already, but if he hasn't, someone is going to get hurt when he does.

It'll be pretty funny if they found him gnawing on OB Idia's heels tho lmao

Anyways...

we now have to wait until April or longer... Man... and I read this in one sitting too

118 notes - Posted March 24, 2022

Speculations on Claude's difference in character in 3 Hopes vs 3 Houses

Writing this because I'm so tired of seeing so many angry comments and tweets and posts about his supposed character assassination (among other things) and because I have faith in my guy. As of writing this, I've only just finished Part 1 of Golden Wildfire and only know some tidbits from spoilers (which I willingly exposed myself to)

The main gripe people seem to have about Claude's character is to do with how forceful and unwilling to hear people out and inquire about situations and people's motives. Personally, I don't see it as character assassination but rather a different way he could have developed if he hadn't gone through White Clouds in 3 Houses or met Byleth, or hadn't had to kill his half-brother, Shahid.

What I think was the turning point for Claude's forceful and aggressive actions, was very likely the event that he killed his own brother. We see traces of 3 Houses Claude, him trying to reason with Shahid and wanting to talk things out but alas, Shahid doesn't care and Claude ultimately makes the decision to kill him. Post-battle, we see Claude is very clearly affected by that event.

6 months later, Claude reforms the Alliance into the Leicester Federation and is placed as its king.

Perhaps it's all the stress built up from the war. The Alliance has been going through battle after battle and it's taking a toll on him. It doesn't help that because he wasn't in the Academy for a year to get to know his classmates and learn to trust others, he feels like as the Alliance Leader (as of Part 1), he has to shoulder all the decisions and be responsible for everything that happens. The Roundtable Conferences don't help with his frustrations either.

Through supports and the story itself, Claude has shown signs of disdain for the Alliance's system, but he hasn't really seen the need to change it, although it is inefficient. Then Shez comes along and goes, "Hey, why don't you make yourself the sole leader so decisions will go by faster during wartime?" and it opens up a possibility he hadn't even thought about. If he becomes the sole leader and doesn't need to go through the endless circling of decisions waiting for all 5 lords to come to a unanimous decision, things will be done faster and he can do what he wants to do quicker.

Back to Shahid's death and his impact on Claude's mental state - it definitely changed him. Perhaps after making the choice to kill his own blood, he made the decision to no longer hold back. He can't be too "soft" or hesitant anymore. He needs to be more resolved in his decisions and perhaps that is why we see the Claude we see in 3 Hopes. The aggressive, cutthroat Claude who doesn't consider choosing to hear people out. This can be seen in his decision to send troops to the 3 lords' territories to create public order instead of Lorenz's suggestion to send an envoy first. Claude even says that they'll "probably make half-baked excuses anyway" and that there's no point talking things out. This is pretty much where I've left off from the game, but it's clear that Shahid's refusal to reason with him still affects him.

I do think that perhaps the writers could have shown that a bit more, but Claude is way more reserved in his emotions and willingness to express himself and it may have been difficult to show that internal turmoil. Either way, I still think calling Claude's change of character, "character assassination" is going too far especially if you don't consider the prior events and the what-if's and differences in situation and events that occur between both games.

119 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

I have a big weakness for self-aware, yandere characters so your headcanons are a miracle to me. Could you do something with Deuce where the player always compliments him whenever they get a card or see him? He is my best boy and I love him so darn much that I always louldy anounce it when I see him :,) Thank you!

A/N: Figured I should get this out since the 2022 January Masterchef event and the New Years event are so Deuce-focused. (he's a good boy and I love him)

Yan! Sentient! Twst AU - Deuce being complimented

Every time Deuce receives a compliment, he can't help but feel all warm and shy inside

You're just so nice! So kind! The fact that you acknowledge his efforts and his presence is so rewarding. He sometimes feels like he doesn't deserve all that praise

The compliments you give him fuels his desire to make sure the mirror gives you his cards more often - his Dorm SSR, his Birthday Suit SSR and more!

Unfortunately, despite having a UM, his magic still isn't strong enough to really have much of an effect on the gacha system

It does mean however, that your praise has a greater effect on the blue-haired first year

"You came home! My precious boy!"

Deuce has to do everything in his power to not overload in embarrassment

Yes, he's your precious boy and he hopes he won't ever lose that position

He's also especially thankful towards the developers of the game whenever he gets an event that he features in

It just means that you'll be paying more attention to him!

Deuce truly hopes that you'll always love him and that your attention and love for him doesn't wane any time soon.

If it does, he'll be truly heartbroken...

309 notes - Posted January 11, 2022

Yandere! Mammon and his obsession with being "first"

Mild/Implied NSFW

Note: This is slightly spicy, and completely unprompted. Just something that's been sitting in the back of my mind lol. Please don't send me NSFW requests! My NSFW rule still applies to even mild spicy requests.

Mammon who learns that you're a virgin who's never had their first kiss

Mammon who insists on taking all your firsts upon learning about it, cockblocking all his brothers when they attempt to have some alone time with you; he can't risk you casually giving away your first kiss or first time to someone else, after all

"[Name], you've never had your first kiss?"

His eyes are wide, and his body trembling with pure ecstasy

"If you haven't then... I'll do it! I, the Great Mammon will be the one to give you all your firsts! After all, I am your first demon!"

If you let him, he's over the moon, bragging about it to anyone in passing

If not, well...he hates to do it, but he'll have to take it by force

Cornering you in your room, forcing you down on the bed as he steals your first kiss, impatiently undressing you, eager to take everything

Mammon's not going to let this chance slip by

He's the avatar of Greed and he's desperate to take and take whatever you've got

359 notes - Posted February 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Yandere! Asmo has been on my mind a lot lately

Mildly spicy headcanons, so mild you'll barely notice it

Asmo who claims to be so deeply in love that he wants everything about you

He wants to be in you, in some way or another and vice versa

Exceptionally clingy

"Hey MC, why don't we take a bath together? Just you and me~?"

If you refuse...well, he'll just take whatever you may have left behind

your bathwater

Absolutely loves it if you ever borrow his makeup or skincare products

It's like having his scent all over you!

May or may not take up the habit of using your lipbalm or lip products on his own

It's an indirect kiss! How romantic, no? Though he'd much prefer the real deal

Hates it if you ever wear someone else's perfume or get someone's scent on you

"Hey, whose shampoo did you use?"

"Mammon's?! Why didn't you ask me?!"

This simply won't do. He's dragging you to the bathroom to smother anything of his own onto your body

It's how he stakes his claim on you, after all

366 notes - Posted March 9, 2022

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fenrhi · 2 years

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Thoughts on Kazuha’s Summer Odyssey (it’s not going to be particularly well organized or well written, I just wanted to throw these somewhere)

The Good:

- This dungeon looked great! (even if it gave me a headache, mobile players are born to suffer it seems). I liked how its appearance changed to reflect Kazuha’s life: his house starts to fall apart little by little, to the point where huge chunks of wood would start floating around. The black and white sequence was also nice

- Music arrangements are “my jam” (as the Americans say) so I’m happy the devs put a remixed version of Inazuma Battle Theme in this dungeon

- Learning about a character’s past in this way was wayyyy more pleasant than just reading 50 Wikipedia articles in an artifact’s description (RIP Rosalyne, you were too good for this game)

The Less Good:

- That being said, this dungeon was just another iteration of one of Hellshin’s biggest problems (if not THE biggest problem): what happened in the past is more interesting than what’s happening in the present, dead characters are more interesting than alive playable characters. I’ll try to explain this properly below

- I really was like ???? when I found out what the dungeon would be about. MHY really said: “hey you know how 2.7 had a magical environnement that could materialize people’s thoughts and fears? Let’s do this again in 2.8!” and gave us this dungeon, which, while pretty-looking, also bothers me on several aspects

- 2.8 tries to do what 2.7 did, but in a less effective manner: putting people who don’t know each other in the same place and having them go through “Speedrun Bonding”, if you will. But GAA isn’t the Chasm. The characters are not in immediate danger. There’s no good reason for them to go inside the dungeon. Nothing is pressuring them. Kazuha doesn’t give a shit about his past, and the others.......uhh.... Well, they don’t really comment on the situation (except the generic “ooh Kazuha’s life is so saaad” but that doesn’t count). They don’t comment on the huge breach of privacy they commited. I don’t care if Kazuha himself says it doesn’t matter, I think this is something the other characters should have brought up

- Speaking of Kazuha, I screamed when he said: “I’m embarrassed you had to see this younger version of me, who was so immature” because??? Bro this younger version of you was more engaging than the current you. A little guy with an internal conflict and fears! That’s what I like to see!

- There are also things that don’t really add up with Kaedehara Clan’s philosophy and way of life. This Clan developped the Isshin Art, a peculiar way of forging swords. The Clan believes the swordman must be “in harmony” with his sword and a fighting technique was born from this. And yet, Kazuha’s grandpa says “our swords were not meant to hurt people”, but swords are tools used for fighting? Fighting implies getting hurt and hurting others? Why else would you use a sword for, cutting wood? Fishing? Kazuha himself learned how to use a sword and he regularly slays ronin and thieves so....

- I couldn’t believe it at first, but they Ei-ified Kazuha. The writers cleansed Kazuha of character traits and decisons that could make him “look bad” (it’s used very broadly here). Kazuha’s dad wanted to dissolve the clan, so it’s not a bad thing for Kazuha to realize his wish. Kazuha’s grandpa cared more about frolicking in flower fields than the Isshin Art, so it’s not a bad thing if Kazuha follows in his footsteps, etc....

- Kazuha even says he’s “pure and empty like his bonsai pot” and “a breeze that doesn’t have an ego, hatred, regrets and desires”, which is the most brutal self-own I have seen in this game

- Being flat and empty is not a compliment, MHY.... Oh no they can’t hear me, they have Drifter’s Destiny playing in their ears......

#genshin impact spoilers #this is so long afsfjkm #fenrhi plays gi

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troglobite · 2 years

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i’ve mentally added to my list of hamlet interpretations and productions i’d like to do

disabled hamlet

any disability would do, but what makes the most sense is some kind of chronic pain or something like EDS

something that occasionally necessitates mobility aids and/or pain management

i’m gonna think out loud here so TW for all of the themes in hamlet, but w a disability & ableism twist

i just think making claudius (and possibly gertrude) homophobic and ableist would be even more interesting

bc it further complicates the reasons that claudius kills the king and usurps the throne and his wife, right? like he didn’t just do it for selfish reasons

he justifies it by being ableist as fuck and thinking that main character hamlet isn’t fit for the job

but everyone else doesn’t necessarily agree

hamlet’s father appearing to him and demanding vengeance, and later appearing to him and asking him to be kinder to his mother, both imply that his father, the original king hamlet, thought he was good enough to take over the throne

clearly he had been trained and educated well

he was competent, and perhaps had even seen combat--which--idr what i was originally going to say, but it is entirely possible. whichever king richard it was w the scoliosis, like it’s entirely possible--his armor was custom made for him and he fought on horseback. it’s possible. both historically and today (ethical discussions of warfare aside)

ANYWAY so further questioning hamlet’s competence, and trying to undermine him that way, as well, to try and further cement his own illegitimate rule, would make sense w claudius.

a disabled hamlet would ALSO allow for way more interesting takes on his suicidality

like i was just running through his first scene on stage, and it’s (after interacting w claudius and gertrude) “oh that this too too sullied flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew. or else that the everlasting had not fixed its cannons ‘gainst self-slaughter”

literally like “FUCK bro, this shit hURTS”

and then the delivery of the next line could be darkly ‘sarcastic’

like the ways in which some might “playfully” ~joke~ abt suicidality, or at least in a way of like “please, can i get some No More Pain for a bit?”

obviously hamlet’s also grieving and depressed af for other reasons

and claudius is a GIANT SHITSTAIN to him

bc claudius’s giant monologue at hamlet just before this literally calls him unmanly, with an unschooled mind, an affront to heaven, etc. these are also all things and insults that might be slung at a disabled person, particularly in this time.

and that would make them hit just that little bit harder

and also set the stage for hamlet’s feigning of his “madness” throughout the play

which incredibly boring scholars have interrogated re: whether it’s really a performance or not

and like honestly just read the fucking play, you boringass bozos. it’s not that hard to see it’s a performance. the way he shows his genuine devastation is much clearer, and i’m tired.

the closest we get to anything resembling the blurring of lines btwn feigned madness and actually losing it is when he jumps into ophelia’s grave, and even then it’s more that he’s like retroactively mourning his father again, and is furious that others get to mourn without mocking, and the aftershocks of having just escaped death, only to get home and see things in even more upheaval

ANYWAY

it makes his soliloquies abt suicide more interesting and less one-note. not in the intellectual way, but in the way where it can complicate delivery of the line, and also add layers to what, exactly, hamlet is grappling with.

bc in the absence of who was clearly his biggest supporter (his father), all of those digs from other people abt his fitness to rule must surely be weighing on him.

ESPECIALLY since he’s forbidden from returning to school, where he clearly does well. so thank fuck horatio is there, y’know?

bc that’s the other part--horatio can demonstrate his love for him in a lot of ways. hamlet can be unabashed abt his disability and needs around horatio, who will automatically be there to help him. and it would be really sweet, and a great nonverbal type of communication to the audience abt what, exactly is wrong at court.

bc we could also see the strain around his disability w his mother, as well, bc what if she wasn’t as on board w hamlet as his father was? what if she had more concerns, or was more critical?

it also allows for more evidence of his journey on the ship and encounter w the pirates--if he comes back w an injury.

and that’s when claudius and laertes challenge him to a duel.

like in and of itself, having hamlet executed on foreign soil is like so inherently fucked up. but esp if he’s disabled and queer. like bro, CHILL. claudius is fucking NASTY, bro.

anyway

so then hamlet has to shake off his injury and get to fighting anyway, and--

like that’s the only sticking point for me that i have to think abt some more, bc in that original scene

you will lose, my lord

i do not think so. since he has been in france i have been in continual practice. i can beat him at the odds. but all wouldst not think how ill all’s here about my heart

my lord

etc etc etc

i typically play that scene as being the both of them recognizing what story they’re in, that this is the end of the tragic play, that the odds are narratively against him

but w the injury and disability, it might read as more doubt.

so i think it would have to be layered w some of that--or perhaps they can’t exist in equal amounts in the scene bc that might be too much to try and convey in so few lines

regardless, he could easily stand, stretch/prep, and do some warm-ups before they arrive w the rapiers, etc., to kind of “prove” that he’ll be fine and can, indeed, fight, even in this state (bc he’s used to it--bc he’s had to do it before)

and then the rest of the scene can be Gay again

it is a kind of gaingiving as would perhaps...trouble a woman...

if your mind dislike anything, obey it. i will forestall their repair hither.

nay. we defy augury. there is divine providence in the fall of a sparrow.

and so on

ANYWAY so i’ve been having Thoughts

but i should really fucking sleep, now

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snowberry-pie · 3 years

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Hey hey so I said a while back that I think gods are immune to their own spheres but I never really like. Elaborated so here’s that i guess. Also kinda baseless so lore people please do not track me down and beat my ass 👉🏽👈🏽

So. The Aedra. Specifically the eight divines (Talos isn’t involved because he ascended late and also he sucks). They’re beings who were tricked/persuaded by Lorkhan into helping him with the creation of Nirn, the mortal plane. In the process of doing so, they ended up giving part of themselves to keep reality stable, which resulted in them being severely weakened.

Now my headcannon is that the part of themselves that they gave away is representative of their own sphere. Akatosh gave his time, Stendarr his mercy, Mara her love, etc. They took part of themselves and used it to shape the mortal world, gave it to Nirn to keep it from falling apart, and as a result have none of it left for themselves.

Akatosh is unaffected by time. He lays, ever so still, watching as the world he helped shape blooms and wilts and lives and dies, forever. He watches as mortals sprout, like cracks in the earth, watches as they cry and laugh and scream and love before, like a finger snuffling a flame, they are gone. But for each fire gone out, a new sprout takes its place.

Kynareth lacks her strength. Her winds, once powerful gales capable of ripping mountains from the earth, now weave through oak and cherry, gently carrying orange autumn leaves from tree to ground. Despite her weak state, she smiles, watching the breeze lift the kites of children, delighted laughter seeming to carry all the way past the stars.

Dibella on the other hand, isn’t so lucky. Just as her cousin gave the world her heart, she gifted it with her spirit. Her smile. Her laugh. Her desire to want. She craves the sensation of longing, of need, yearning to feel the sudden urge to dig her feet into soft earth and make love to someone atop a smooth rock. But she cannot. She is trapped in the never ending cycle of wanting to want, wanting to have an itch to scratch, forever unsatisfied.

And that’s where the worship of the gods comes in. Every time someone takes the time to smell a pretty flower, the corners of Dibella’s mouth twitch into a smile. Whenever a child lifts a heavy crate for the first time, Kynareth’s blood pumps a little faster than before. Every prayer to Arkay gives him substance, every merciful deed warms Stendarr’s cold heart. Worship in Tamriel is a form of giving back to the gods what they once gave you, so that they may one day experience the world they created for themselves.

#tes #aedra #headcannons #bro when will mobile add a read more #please #never mind mobile does have a read more im just an idiot #kikay writes

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bootyful-seventeen · 5 years

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There’s like an 89% chance I’m gonna sound like an ass but people who write really, really long fics should use the read more tab for them because having to scroll past something so long does get annoying after a while

#random #it sucks how its not on mobile and it needs to be #but please #if youre writing something thats longer then 500 words #please go on your computer and add in the read more tab #especially since the tags are so fucked and other groups end up getting thrown in thei #like id try to find something new to read but i give up when i get some got7 smut or red velvet smut or nct angst in the svt tags #like bro #i get that you want exposure but dont use other groups tags for that #cuz theres a pretty good chance youd get blocked instead just to weed out the unnecessary content in the tags

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lelenoir · 4 years

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i hate it here

#ive been trying to post this thing for HOURS NOW #wtf is up tumblr #it got to a point where i have to uninstall the app #guess what #it doesnt work 🙃#whew #pls fix your shit #bc honestly ive almost have enough of this app and its really fucking annoying #FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ADD THE READ MORE FEATURE FOR MOBILE #I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT IT'S REALLY ANNOYING TO GO BACK AND FORTH WITH THE APP AND CHROME #AND WHEN THERE IS A READ MORE CUT THEN THE PICTURES ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE #like wtf bro 🙃#rants

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greaterawarness · 3 years

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The One Where The Clones Go Ghost Hunting

Tup finishes setting up the last camera before resting his mobile one on his shoulder.

“So, why are we doing this again?” Tup asks while focusing the camera on Echo and Fives.

“Because Echo and I saw something here that changed our lives!” Fives says.

“Same thing happened to Hardcase when we took him to that strip club.” Jesse says with a snickering Kix as they walk past Fives. Echo rolls his eyes and steps more into frame.

“Look, we saw a woman walk right through a wall the other night. We just want to see if we can prove that what we saw was real.” Echo explains.

“So, ghosts. We’re hunting for ghosts.” Tup clarifies flatly.

“Ghost hunters if you will?” Fives says making Echo give him a light shove.

“Ghosts,” Dogma starts before Tup can turn the camera on him and Hardcase while walking into the house, “Do not exists.”

“Bro I’ll punch a ghost in the face. I don’t even care,” Hardcase says before holding up a paper bag. “Also, I brought the midnight snacks boys!”

“Dogma, if you don’t believe in ghosts then why did you come?” Fives sighs. Dogma stops as if to think about it.

“I like getting out of the barracks from time to time. Plus, I like proving you wrong.” He eventually shrugs before the front doors open again. Rex and Cody step through the doors looking less then enthused about being here.

“Captain, glad you could join us!” Fives says. The Captain mumbles something under his breath before giving a forced smile.

“Commander Cody, what a surprise. I didn’t know you’d be here.” Echo says. The Commander shoves his hands in his jacket pockets.

“Yeah, well, me and Rex had this bet whether or not Gregor could eat an entire tip-yip by himself and well… yeah now I’m here.” Cody mumbles.

“Always bet on stupid, boys.” Rex adds while placing his hands on his hips. Tup turns the camera back on Echo and Fives.

“So, you two believe in ghosts?” Fives raises an eyebrow. Tup turns the camera back to Rex and Cody.

“Oh, hell no.” Cody shakes his head.

“Not a chance.” Rex nods.

“Then why are you here?” Tup chuckles from behind the camera.

“Someone has to chaperone you kids.” Rex says matter-of-factly. Tup turns the camera back on Fives and Echo.

“Fair enough,” Echo says before rubbing his hands together as everyone gathers round. “Alright, we’re going to split up into three groups. Fives, Dogma, Tup, and I will take the upstairs. Jesse, Hardcase, and Kix will take this floor. Rex and Cody will take the basement. Everyone understand?” “Wait,” Kix says after exchanging a smile with Jesse. “Why don’t you take Hardcase, and we take Dogma?” “Okay… doesn’t really matter to us who goes where.” Fives shrugs. Dogma stares at the grinning Kix and Jesse looking very concerned.

“Tup has cameras put up throughout the house to try and capture everything. Each group will also have a camera of their own.” Echo goes on.

“Do not break these cameras!” Tup warns. With everyone briefed on what to do they split up.

UPSTAIRS: Fives, Echo, Tup, Hardcase

Tup follows his brothers up the stairs and into the master bedroom. Fives sits on the bed while carrying a recording device.

“I read somewhere that you can catch disembodied voices with this thing.” He explains. Echo leans against a wall near him while Hardcase stands to the side. Tup keeps the camera focused on Fives and Echo.

“Did you die here?” Echo asks. They wait in silence for a response. Tup shifts the camera on his shoulder while waiting.

“What’s your name?” Fives asks after a time. They wait again. Fives opens his mouth to ask another question when he’s stopped by a cracking sound. Fives looks up at the camera wide eyed. “Do you hear that?”

“Yeah, its sounds like, like… like Hardcase eating a fucking taco!” Tup starts before whipping the camera over to Hardcase who is stuffing his face with a taco. He chews loudly while putting his hands up in a WHAT fashion.

“Hardcase, maybe not a good time for that bud.” Echo sighs.

“I’m hungry!” He says with his mouth full. When Tup points the camera back on Fives and Echo, he adds off camera. “I’m a growing boy.”

Fives shakes his head while staring at the camera.

“Come on, keep going.” Echo insists. When it gets quiet again, they continue.

“Are you angry?” Fives goes on.

“Can you show yourself?” Echo asks. They sit and wait again. This time a low gargling almost growl makes them freeze. Fives holds his hands out in a don’t move motion before pressing his lips together and squeezing his eyes shut in frustration.

“Dammit Hardcase!” He yells. Tup turns the camera on Hardcase once again. This time he is slurping up what is left of his drink.

“Want some?” He offers after a pause. Echo rubs his face tiredly while Fives takes the bag of snacks and drink from Hardcase.

“We’re trying to do something hear, Hardcase!” Fives says while setting the goodies on a dresser.

“Well, I’m sorry! But it’s not like anything was happening anyway.” Hardcase crosses his arms.

“I mean, he does have a point.” Tup says nodding with the camera. Echo sighs while putting his hands on his hips.

“They’re right. Maybe we did imagine it.” Echo shrugs. Fives lets out a disappointing breath but nods.

“Yeah, we should get the others and…”

Fives is cut off by two shrill screams coming from downstairs. They all stare at Hardcase who holds his hands up with wide eyes.

“That wasn’t me!” He says. Echo and Fives look into the camera before all four of them run downstairs.

DOWNSTAIRS: Jesse, Kix, Dogma

When Fives leads his group upstairs and Rex and Cody disappear into the basement, Jesse, Kix, and Dogma meander around their floor.

“So,” Jesse says with the camera first pointed up at his face then nothing but blurry movement before the camera finally focuses on Kix and Dogma. “We’re just supposed to walk around videoing ourselves getting scared in the dark?”

“I think we’re supposed to ask it questions and try and catch it on this.” Kix says while holding up a small recording device Echo had given them. Dogma shakes his head.

“This is ridiculous.” Dogma sighs. Jesse zooms in ridiculously close to Dogma’s face.

“Why is that Doggy?” Jesse chuckles.

“Because they didn’t see a ghost. They spent the last few nights watching ghost movies and then were asked to house sit in an extremely old home that probably creaks and moans if you just looked at it.” Dogma says while crossing his arms. When Jesse can’t find a way to zoom out the camera, Kix steals it and fixes it. He aims the camera up at his face.

“Well boys, lets ask this ghost some questions,” Kix starts before clearing his throat, “If there are any spirits here tonight, please, answer me this one question… Who’s better looking? Me or Jesse?”

Jesse’s face appears in the corner of the camera.

“We have the same face, dumbass.” Jesse snorts.

“Yeah, but you’re uglier.” Kix says not missing a beat. Jesse gives a hurt gasp while Dogma laughs off camera. The camera blurs while Jesse steals the camera back. He points it at Dogma.

“Enough of this, lets keep moving.” Jesse insists. Dogma shrugs and walks further down the hall. They stop to stare at a painting when one the doors leading to the kitchen begin to rattle. Dogma freezes while staring at the rattling door.

“What is that?” Dogma starts to turn back to Jesse, but he pushes him forward.

“Go check it out!” He insists. Dogma slowly walks forward as the doorknob continues to rattle. He takes a deep breath before forcing the door open before Kix jumps out scaring Dogma. He doesn’t scream but he jumps and punches Kix in the arm. Kix and Jesse laugh and lean against each other.

“You’re jerks.” Dogma frowns.

“Couldn’t resist.” Jesse laughs from behind the camera.

“There are two doors to the kitchen. I snuck through the other when you weren’t looking.” Kix explains.

“Wow. This is me impressed right now.” Dogma says with a blank expression.

“Alright, I think we’re done here. Let’s…” Kix starts but stops when female screams make their blood run cold. They immediately run towards the noise meeting up with Fives, Echo, Tup, and Hardcase while they come down the stairs.

“Was that you?” Fives asks.

“No, I think it came form the basement.” Kix says. They tear open the basement door and run into the darkness.

THE BASEMENT: Cody, Rex

“This is stupid.” Cody sighs once Rex has closed the basement door behind them.

“Just keep moving.” Rex says while trying to get a good hold on the camera. He wasn’t a tech wiz and wasn’t sure if it was even on. He lifts it to his eye and chuckles at the night vision Cody. Cody reaches up and takes the camera from him.

“So, what do we do now?” Cody asks once they’re down in the dungeon of a basement. Rex walks over and sits on a crate. Cody leans against the wall, keeping the camera pointed at Rex.

“Wait until the boys say we’re good to go home?” Rex shrugs.

“I can’t believe Gregor ate that entire tip-yip.” Cody sighs. “To think I could be doing literally anything else tonight.” “What? You had something better to do?” Rex arches a brow. Cody zooms in on Rex’s face.

“Did you seriously just ask me if I had something better to do then sit in the basement of a strangers house in the dark?”

“Good point.” Rex nods. Cody zooms out. “So, you wanna go to 79’s after…” Rex and Cody get to their feet when footsteps come from the pitch-black back room. Rex grabs a crowbar while Cody sets the camera on a shelf so he can grab a large wrench. They walk slowly towards the back room. One of the paint cans next to Rex rattles suddenly making him jump.

“Okay… that was weird.” Cody says softly. Rex grips his weapon.

“You aren’t seriously considering that there is a ghost here, are you?” Rex asks him but doesn’t lower the crowbar.

“Look, maybe it’s not as crazy as it sounds,” Cody starts, “I mean I fought zombie geonosians!”

A low growl stops them in their tracks.

“Okay… so maybe it’s not as preposition as it first seemed but…” Rex trails off the closer they got to the darkness. Rex almost thinks he can see eyes staring at him before a lothcat leaps at them with a growl making both men give high shrill screams.

“Oh my fuck its just a cat!” Cody breathes relieved. Rex rubs his face trying to get his breathing under control. When the basement door bursts open both men jump close together and then quickly part when they realize its just the boys.

“We heard a woman scream!” Fives starts. Tup points his camera at them.

“Did you see it! Did you see her?” Echo asks. All seven men stare at Rex and Cody waiting for their response.

“It was…” Rex starts while turning to stare at Cody whose face is as red with embarrassment as Rex’s. He slowly turns his head back towards the boys. “… a ghost.”

“It was a ghost.” Cody nods.

“Well, did you get it on camera?” Tup asks. Cody and Rex both look at the camera sitting on the shelf pointed at the dark back room.

“Uh…” Rex says while Fives picks it up. He shakes his head and frowns.

“Rex, you never even turned it on!” Fives says making Cody and Rex sigh with relief and then quickly change it to sighs of frustration when Kix and Jesse arch a brow at them.

“We never got anything on camera but if Rex and Cody say they saw something then I feel like that’s validation enough.” Echo says. Fives nods but still looks disappointed they weren’t able to catch anything on camera. Dogma rolls his eyes before starting up the stairs with the others. Cody and Rex start to leave when Kix and Jesse step in front of them.

“So, you saw a ghost?” Jesse asks with a smug smile on his face. Rex clears his throat slightly.

“Yup, saw it right there.” Rex says pointing to the back room. Kix and Jesse exchange a look.

“It’s just odd to us that we hear two screams and… well what do ya know? Its just the two of you down here?” Kix says with a grin. Rex bites his bottom lip before reaching out and placing a hand on each of their shoulders.

“You know what I heard?” Rex asks softly. “I heard that I haven’t finished the watch bill for the next month. I would hate for the two of you to be stuck on watch for the next foreseeable future!”

Kix and Jesse stare at Rex for a moment.

“It’s crazy that you saw a ghost!” Kix says finally.

“Yeah, Captain I would be scared shitless.” Jesse adds before the two of them run up the stairs. Rex and Cody exchange a relieved look before going up the stairs themselves.

As they wrapped up the night, they gathered up all the cameras and gear and loaded it into a speeder. Tup looks through the bags making sure he grabbed everything.

“Hey, Dogma!” Tup calls out. Dogma stands halfway to the speeder and the house. “I think I forgot the battery bag by the stairs. Can you grab it real fast?” Dogma jogs back to the house and pushes open the front door. He spots the battery bag on the bottom step. When he picks it up, he starts to turn to leave when movement at the top of the stairs catches his eye. He glances up to see a woman in white staring down at him. She turns and glides across the floor before passing through a wall. His jaw drops. He turns and runs out of the house as fast as he can.

“GUYS!”

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clonesandmoans · 3 years

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Which clones would fail No Nut November immediately and which would stick it out to the end?

so in this hypothetical, they’re in bets among themselves (by command track or battalions, depends) as to who would be able to stick it out. i got far more into this than i thought i would so i’ll add the “read more” later tonight since i typed all this on mobile

would (mostly) succeed:

wolffe -> he does great unless/until you tease him to his breaking point. if you prod, he breaks the last couple days of november and you don’t leave the bed till december

fox -> surprisingly succeeds bc normally he wants to bend you over his desk at any given moment, but he does have a competitive streak a klick wide

rex -> asks you for permission to join the bet and promises a very handsome reward if you take it easy on him

cody -> has plenty of distractions work-wise but makes sure that you’re not being deprived during the month, gifting you toys and promises of what he’s gonna do when december ends

dogma -> v dedicated and also does it out of spite bc fives said he couldn’t do it

crosshair -> knows he’s the only one of ‘99 who can do it (besides tech) and succeeds w even more spite than dogma

kix -> you and him both edge him just enough to get pleasure but without him cumming. it makes sex much more interesting

boil -> he just gives off the vibes of being able to succeed & does so while still teasing you relentlessly but not giving you more than his mouth or fingers

doom -> he tells you abt the bet right before he agrees to it and promises to keep you satisfied thru it. nnn proves to be a big opportunity to test new toys (his fave is the vibrator he rigged to be controlled from his vambrace) and is smug that he’s still able to keep you pleased despite nnn

boost -> cheats but no one knows he cheats besides the two of you bc he keeps you quiet during so he doesn’t get caught. you get him back on december first by being so obnoxiously loud that there’s no way for him to pretend he didn’t spend the precious night fucking you into oblivion

can’t do it:

bly -> can’t say no to you the moment you ask him in that voice, feels slightly guilty for not realizing that you would be slightly deprived during nnn

hardcase -> everything becomes remotely sexual no matter what and if he had hair, he’d be pulling it out of his head. showers are hard and end up being where he breaks, getting out just before to comm you and ask you to join him so he can fuck you instead of his hand

tup -> he was doing great until you unconsciously back up against him a little too much while spooning & make him cum in his sleep. he wakes up to an orgasm and you feel bad for making him lose, being sure to make it up to him

fives -> he doesn’t let you be without during nnn but that becomes his downfall bc he ends up rutting into the bed while eating your 🐱 and cumming from you saying his name and your taste

hunter -> he tells you to not deprive yourself but he realizes real quick his heightened senses can’t handle it. he knows when you’re fresh off an orgasm and the pheromones eventually wear on him till he’s cumming in his blacks

jesse -> doesn’t believe in it & decides to fuck you all thru november, making sure the both of you are extremely loud just to be a dick to his bros who are participating

tech -> crosshair wants to win & you wanna get fucked. the two of you conspire to get tech to fail and a little over halfway thru, he falls apart like wet flimsi. you get dicked down and crosshair wins nnn, it’s a victory on all sides

alpha-17 -> doesn’t see the validity of nnn as a test of resilience (would much rather fast) and pretends he doesn’t notice the glares he gets after fucking you loud and hard the night before

wrecker -> was actually rutting into you in his sleep and when you woke up to him pressed against your ass, you reminded him of nnn but he didn’t care and fucked you anyway. you came (multiple times) out of it with some nice bruises

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sagegreensage · 3 years

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"ay yo tell us all the reasons that Pirate is the top-tier most smoochable boi in your eyes"

(me, if I were a deep sea telescope fish, upon seeing this ask in my inbox /pos)

OKAY. SO UH. To save all who read this, im going to do this in bullet format so to minimize the risk of there just being a Humongous Wall Of Text. Also, I don't know how to add a 'read more' on mobile, so I'm sorry about how long it is regardless.

Reasons That Pirate Is The Top-Tier Most Smoochable Boi In My Eyes

Okay, so why is he so goddamned cute?????

I'm nearly in literal tears everytime i see a picture of him... He's so fricking cute.

I smile everytime I see or read that he's smiling.

And he has such a beautiful eye color! A warm, rusty red, his iris is black, and his pupil is white. Oh, gorgeous... So gorgeous.

I want to cup his face in my hands and tell him that in doing that, I'm holding my world in my hands.

He just looks so soft and holdable. I want to hold him. Not just his hands (which, btw, are so very cute~!) but all of him. I want to be the big spoon and cuddle him and hhhhhhh. he is so cute and soft lookingggg! Me want hold. (update: *hand. If he'd like, I can design him a hand. Or hook, if he wants. Or both! he can interchange 'em :) For the material of it, I was thinking an arsenic-free alloy consisting of cold-cast bronze and aluminum.)

i bet his lips are soft too... Really soft,,, I would very much so like to smooch him 👉👈 idc if we kiss and his lips are a little dry because of the beach air or the salty sea. I just want to kiss him. Above water and under water. (actually he likely uses chapstick... What flavor of Chapstick does he use..?) (Update again: mwah mwah >3<. yeehaw. he was not wearing Chapstick because he had just woken up so... Next time. but hhhhhhh. the rp. kissie kissie in rp :D)

I would literally swoon/happy panic (is it a gay panic if I'm male But Also female?... Pansexual panic) receiving his good morning and goodnight texts. Or just almost any text from him for that matter... Basically, it'd go like this. Every time.

[over text]

Sweetie Pie (Pirate): Good morning 💖

Me irl, before replying: ASDFGHJKL bro he so cute,,,,,!?

No but, for real: he so cute. How so cute?

The way he shows his trust... Being around someone with his gloves off and or his eyepatch off. An unspoken, subtle show of him trusting that you won't judge or think less of him.

I love his interests asdfghjkl. I've been hyperfixated on marine life and the ocean since 2nd grade. idk how long I've been interested in pirate stuff. It started before Pirate101, which was made in 2012, that just helped me express it. My grandma used to tell me she wanted to be pirate, so I think it was around when i was 4 or 5 that I began thinking pirates were awesome. hhhhhhhhh me want ramble about nautical stuff with him.

me want ramble with Pirate pls.

And Please. Please, let me introduce him to Pirate101. It was the center of my pirate phase when I was younger, which by the way, never died and Pirate just nursed it back to health. I'll pay for his Pirate101 membership. We will co-op fight our enemies together. The big bad stands no chance.

his aestheticccc. fucking Superb!!! Aw, man.... Seeing him dress in his pirate attire gives me Confidence. I would like to dress up a bit more extra. My aesthetic is either tired nerd with a decent closet or near full on steampunk techwear depending on how I feel. He makes me want to dress in more steampunk techwear.

lkjhgfdsa ANYWAYS. His aesthetic!!! I love seeing art of him wearing his aesthetic. Everytime I show my friends his drip they're like, "wow, he looks so fancy," and like, yes he do. His drip is fancy in that old way, which has then been stolen and worn by a pirate. And basically, that's the pirate drip. Except, unlike your average pirate wearing fancy vintage clothes, Pirate isn't dirty. Pie's clean and they smell very nice.

And the reason he likes pirate paraphernalia is just,,,, yessir! Yes! You love that ocean, bro! The ocean loves you too :) and so do I.

and he's a trans icon :) and not only that, he goes by he/him and they/them pronouns. Amazing!!

iiiii would die and revive for a trip to a store with candles/perfumes/colognes just to look for what I imagine Pie smells like. Odd? Okay, perhaps. but listen. I would die and revive for someone irl to love me like Pirate would. If i buy that scent, you best believe im either spraying the perfume/cologne on some of my pillows and clothing or lighting that candle whenever wherever. Anxious? Lonely? Sad? Empty inside? Pirate's scent fixes all, my friend. a lifehacc, if you will.

I know he has a slight accent, although he suppresses it: i would love to hear it. And when he just wakes up or is drunk, man, oh man. pls, me want hear his accent. (WAIT. when he woke up after he got his arm fixed and i came in the room, was his accent more prevalent at that time? 👀)

I want him to trust me someday enough to not suppress things about himself, like his accent and his purring.

why does he suppress his purring, btw? that's so fricking cute why suppress that? Well, I mean, I know he's ashamed of the fact that he isn't human, and that most humans wouldn't want to be involved with a monster, much less, love and date one. but he's so cute tho. seriously, he could for real just be a scallop with sapience, but if he still was himself I would still fucking love him.

he allegedly gets some of his things out of the trash? yesss. (insert (non)gendered word of choice)boss, this is me: "bb, let's go dumpster diving imma get a ring out of there and use it to be engaged to u someday " terrible no-good very-bad date idea: let's go to the dumpster of Dunkin Donut's. (no but they actually throw away hundreds of perfectly fine donuts every damn night. mind-boggling.)

celebrating Spooky Month together would be great. I would wear whatever he designed, heck yessiree. Man, it would be so cute.

Maybe I'll add to this list later but I think I kept you waiting long enough :3

didnt manage to get all the flustered pansexual panics he gives me or how my thought-process goes everytime I fricking see him but this was a list more for reasons Pie is a total cutie. not me, my butterfly-filled tummy, and my incessant simping 👉👈

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*on an indefinite break*

call me sticks / daia :) im a black bisexual demigirl, occasional artist, and dsmp enjoyer

i use all pronouns / neos, however, feel free to stick with one set (or not! idrc)

been watching the dsmp since late september / early october 2020 and it has very much taken over my life. you can find my favourite streams (dsmp or otherwise) here !

i’m a very big bench trio and sleepy bois enthusiast but i interact with posts about the whole dsmp really

dni + tags + extra info under the cut

dni if:

you are a bigot (sexists, misogynists, queerphobes, racists, xenophobes, ableists, terfs etc. y'know, basic dni shit)

you are a pedo / map / whatever y'all like to call yourselves

you are a dsmp anti (especially the ones who think the smp is full of racists. this is more for y'all than me)

you are anti self dx

you are an nsfw blog

you disregard cc's boundaries

- generally i'll just sb you if i don't want you interacting

- please do not have any direct contact with me if you are 25 years old and above (like following me, dming me, etc. liking/rbing my stuff is fine tho)

- this is a dsmp-centered blog. if i interact w you and you didn't want me to, my apologies, i probably didn't see your dni. just block me or something. no i will not tag dsmp content as it is the majority of my blog and it would be impossible to tag it all

tagging:

- if you need me to tag anything lmk and i'll put it here! (keep in mind that i don't tag swearing or caps nor do i tag dsmp spoilers. other than that, everything is ask to tag)

- i think these are all pretty self explanatory but if you don't know what they're for then feel free to shoot me an ask and i'll explain it for you :)

my tags:

#my art

#liveblogging

#thinking out loud

#asks !

#fave

#save

#save: mcyt things

#save: art things

#save: life things

#save: lgbtq+ things

#save: tech things

#save: funnies

#save: banners

#save: how to's

- a lot of these are mostly for personal use i just like being able to find shit here. scroll thru them if you want

extra info:

- i don't mind note spam, especially with my art

- i like talking in the tags! a lot!

- i use words like dude, guy, man, and bro with ppl regardless of gender sometimes, so tell me if that makes you uncomfortable so i can avoid using those words w you

- lmk if i rb something from a terf or shit like that, i don't have shinigami eyes bc i'm almost exclusively on mobile

- i don't normally do discourse much bc i get mega anxious when sharing Opinions on the internet, so the most i'll usually do is rb a couple posts and maybe add shit in the tags lol

- idk how queues work so if you do decide to follow me be prepared for a lot of rb spam on your dash, my apologies in advance

blog created: 30 mar 2021

#my art #liveblogging #thinking out loud #save #save: mcyt things #save: art things #save: misc #save: life things #save: lgbtq+ things #save: tech things #asks !#save: funnies #save: banners #save: how to's #mecore #me @ my mom #fave

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