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bedlemboy · 6 months

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Incorrect Star Wars Quotes

Ahsoka (capturing Maul during the Siege of Mandalore): Take a good look, kids! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU’RE NAUGHTY.

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Maul: The Hutts messaged me last week. Something about wanting to smuggle drugs in stolen speeders. I told them no, because drugs are stupid. . . Except weed and sex pills; a man has needs.

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Maul: I’m gonna get the lobster thermidor. . . Mostly to see what it is.

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Maul: Lady Tano! Hello from Paradise! Actually, I am a little disappointed in the hotel. How do you mess up an omelet? It’s just a flat egg!

Ahsoka: He basically just talks about the omelet for ten minutes.

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Ahsoka: You wanted to talk to me?

Kidnapper: Keep those hands in the air. And wave 'em like you just don't care.

Ahsoka: What?

Maul: I'm just messing with you, Lady Tano. Put your hands down, give me a hug!

Ahsoka: MAUL!

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Ahsoka: Maul, why do you have hostages?

Maul: You mean Zeb and the two Jedi? They’re not hostages. I prefer to call them "collateral friendships". I gave 'em each 500 credits out of my own pocket.

Ezra: Thanks again, Maul.

Zeb: You’re the man, Maul.

Kanan: Actually, I'd rather still not be a hostage.

Maul: Kanan hasn't come around on me yet. Tell him I'm a nice person, Ahsoka.

Kanan: I'm sorry. Ahsoka, are you friends with this Sith Lord?

Ahsoka: No, not really.

Maul: Absolutely, best friends.

Ahsoka: It's a layered relationship, Kanan.

Maul: Best friends.

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Maul: I got a new job and everything! I sit behind out-of-touch Senators to make them seem less racist!

<cut> The texture of quiche is unsettling.

I made 75,000 credits for that nonsense!

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Mace Windu: You’re a mob boss and a Sith Lord! Look at this rap sheet: Piracy. Kidnapping. Grand Theft Speeder. Grand Theft Speeder. Grand Theft Starship. Dog fraud.

Maul: I sold a guy a fake Pekinese. ‘Twas a cat!

Ahsoka: . . . So the guy sold a few cats as dogs. . .

Maul: Oh, more than a few. It’s weird how many people fell for that.

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Maul: Coruscant’s Finest just got a whole lot finer!

Ahsoka: Gimme that lightsaber!

Maul: It’s not loaded! I just wanted to pull it and say a cool one-liner.

. . .

Maul: The thin blue line just got thick as Hell!

Ahsoka: Where do you keep getting these?

Maul: It’s not loaded!

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Ahsoka & Maul: (karaoke singing “Kiss from a Rose”)

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Ahsoka: So what’s next for you, Maul?

Maul: I’m turning over a new leaf. Gonna live that honest life. Buy a little house. Maybe start a bakery. Invest in my retirement.

Ahsoka: You’re going to go right back to being a crime lord, aren’t you?

Maul: That is very much on the table, yes.

#darth maul #ashoka tano #star wars prequels #star wars #brooklyn 99 #jake peralta #doug judy #incorrect quotes #found family #buddy movie #star wars rebels #star wars the clone wars

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schlock-luster-video · 1 year

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On March 8, 1985, Beverly Hills Cop debuted in Brazil and Denmark.

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cha0ticr0b0tic · 2 years

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On Izzy Hands and Old Movies

I really have to hand it to OFMD and probably also my own neurodivergent brain that needs to connect everything to each other, like a Pepe Silvia bulletin board –

In analyzing the sort of “filmbro masculinity” I saw in Izzy, I’m now finding myself contributing, in my own way, to “queering the filmbro” and that’s led to me understanding not just my gender, but how movie genres can be played with, subverted, and reworked because hey, we’re not in the 40s anymore, we don’t need to censor ourselves. With Izzy, the sort of Hays Code-era subtext he uses is the closest thing he’ll get to actual text and that speaks volumes in a show made in 2022 that is out and proud.

I’ve seen Tweets from David Jenkins where he mentions films that inspired his own writing, like Heat and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and it’s like hey! I should check these out not just because they’re part of OFMD’s DNA, but because these are also explorations into masculinity that might impact my own writing. I want to make subtext actual text, because the Izzys throughout cinematic history deserve it, man.

My personal happy place is neo-noir (Reservoir Dogs, David Fincher, Martin Scorsese, what have you) but now I’m exposing myself to buddy movies from the “New Hollywood” era of filmmaking, back in the 60s and 70s. (Mean Streets is both a crime and buddy movie so it was a good one for me to start with). This is a traditionally homoerotic genre but somehow they’re always ending in tragedy – haven’t seen Butch & Sundance yet, but I did watch Midnight Cowboy for the first time yesterday and it was incredible and depressing and absolutely WILD that it won Best Picture back in 1969 given its subject matter. (For Izzy fans, Con O’Neill starred in a stage play version of Midnight Cowboy, as Rico Rizzo.)

There’s been some talk lately about “filmbros” being anyone who watches things outside of major franchises – this has been applying to international film but I think it probably also applies to the older stuff, too. Obviously not everything made in the 60s and 70s is going to have aged well, but that doesn’t mean they’re not important. Not to get all irritating and pretentious but these movies don’t spoon feed you, don’t set you up to follow heroic or even likeable characters, but they have a lot to say about society and (especially in the 60s/70s) capitalism and what it does to people. I love speculative fiction, always have always will, but I think there is something to be said about films that follow everymen just trying to make it.

I don’t know, I just think it’s neat how I started out trying to crack a character in a fun TV show and am now trying to give myself a crash course in buddy movies, who’d have thought I’d end up here?

#izzy hands #our flag means death #david jenkins #buddy movie #filmbro #heat 1995 #cowboy #60s movies #new hollywood

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mycinematheque · 2 years

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#christopher crowe #1988 #1980s #vietnam war #cop movies #usa #vietnam #buddy movie #20th century fox #saigon

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thebutcher-5 · 3 months

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Alla ricerca di Nemo

Benvenuti o bentornati sul nostro blog. Nello scorso articolo abbiamo deciso di cambiare argomento, passando al mondo dei libri, e parlando non solo di un grande classico della letteratura ma anche di uno dei miei romanzi preferiti in assoluto ossia Frankenstein di Mary Shelley. La storia inizia con un giovane esploratore di nome Robert che si sta dirigendo al polo per fare alcune ricerche e…

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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FNAF movie Mike learns William Afton is a freak

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arms-full-of-hyacinths · 9 months

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a very special shout-out to Allan for existing

#barbie #barbie movie #barbie allan #ken’s buddy #barbie spoilers #barbie discourse #queer barbie

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raycatzdraws · 6 months

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Wolfie and Four friendship appreciation doodles! They're shared secrets besties! I hope Four's distrust of the shadow crystal doesn't drive anything between them. Wild found his way into this compilation with a force. It seems I can't draw Wolfie and not include him too!

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu four #lu twilight #lu wolfie #lu wild #lu legend #lu hyrule #fairy hyrule #I drew most of these on my weekends at camp #hence the swearing probably lol can't swear in front of the campers #man I did not leave that mountain for the whole summer and I wouldn't have it any other way #I was there 6+ weeks straight #some of the other counselors who also stayed and I would occasionally make the hour drive into town #a bunch of us went to see the Barbie movie together and like 2/3 through the film the fire alarm went off and we were evacuated ajhsgfsdf #we all held hands to not be separated in case there was an actual emergency and some guy was like 'look at the preschoolers'#AND AAAAA I won't be separated from my counselor buddies!!!! RAAAHH this is what we would have gotten the kids to do #so I guess we're just too good at our jobs lol #that one LU post with the lads lined up with their bows? It's AWESOME #but I taught a bunch of kids archery this summer and none of the lads have the right posture lol #I'm walking up and down that line readjusting all of them ahsgdsdf #Imagine Wars going to Wind though like 'remember to pull back to your smile! :D '#and Wind just deadeye staring him down like you serious rn?#caught and removed a scorpion from the lake cabin biffy this summer - that was very exciting #calmed the campers down and put them to bed and then rolled up my sleeves and asked the program staff who was staying with us #for emotional support #her only experience with scorpions was from animal crossing so she was like 'get ready to run' and I'm- I think we'll be okay #anyways it's her perched on one of the toilets with a spray bottle of bleach and me with an empty tupperware from dinner #I caught it under the tupperware but IT MOVED THE TUPPERWARE #we drowned it in bleach and it like finally died but it took a while and then we flung it into the woods BYE BUGGY

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daftmooncretin · 2 months

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supernatural movie reboot but its a ghostfacers mockumentary about their attempt to make a “serious film” about sam and dean winchester. opens on ed and harry going “CUT!” and the camera pans to a guy that looks kind of like jared padalecki pulling off a party city wig. turns out the finale was actually part of the ghostfacer’s retelling of supernatural. Sam Dean and Castiel spend the entire movie chasing after ed and harry trying to stop the thing being made. (its a huge commercial success and they screen it at the destiel wedding)

#supernatural #spn #also ed and harry track down all the supporting characters for an interview and they make up ridiculous shit to try get it into the movie #rowena: oh yes dear poor dean died! he was pegged to death im afraid 😧#dean: im still ALIVE #garth: and then poor cas went to gay superhell! ghostfacers: omg 😳 just like corbett #claire: yeah rip dean fly high buddy 🙏#charlie: i heard his car was flown up to heaven with him 😫#eileen: and then sam left me for a blurry tradwife 😤#dean and cas have to leave the honeymoon earlt to try and track them down but none of their friends will rat on ed and harry cause they #all think its hilarious #the ghostfacers #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #sam winchester

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ohposhers · 4 months

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guys im so fucking sorry but FNAF Trolls AU LMAOOOOOO CREEK AFTROLL KILLS BROZONE OR WHATEVER IDK HELP ME

#im so fucking sorry #my buddies and i were watching the fnaf movie and i had a revelation #this is so fucking stupid im so sorry #trolls #trolls band together #brozone #john dory trolls #clay trolls #floyd trolls #bruce trolls #branch trolls #creek trolls #poppy trolls #my art #fnaf trolls au #ngl im probably gonna reuse the idea of creek killing brozone for something else i love this shit

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whaliiwatching · 9 months

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diagnoses u with fanfic tags

yeah i caved. welcome spideysona

their universe is 1990s san francisco. by day they work as a struggling writer for the bugle, sort of following in the footsteps of (movie-adjacent) eddie brock; by night they’re spider-scrawl, fighting systemic injustice, writers’ block, and the occasional mad scientist invention. his world is less rife with supernatural evils than most, but he’s also fucking with the government and corporations and all, so it balances out

their unique thing is that they have, like, shitty meta clairvoyance in the form of inherently understanding tropes, clichés, story structure, etc. like if cinemasins/wins were a superhero. they were approached to join the society because miguel thought they’d be chill or even helpful with canon events—unfortunately scribble here is not whatsoever into following rigid plot structure for the sake of unnecessary thematic suffering, saw the plot twist a miles away, and peaced. but not before snagging a day pass so they could watch atsv in person

they never take off their mask, and no one knows their name—he says it’s because he doesn’t want to lose his identity in a sea of spider-people, leading most to theorize that san-fran-spidey is some flavor of peter parker, but who’s to say for sure? the doylist reason, which he is in fact aware of, is that i don’t know either lol

#spider man: across the spiderverse #spidersona #spider scrawl #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #just a tad ;)#brass tacks means facts!#haha do you get it miles like a mile away but miles was the one wh—#so anyway sona shit #eddie in their universe has left the bugle for better things (read: got fired movie style)#still a bangin journalist tho and scrawl aspires to be like him #their deadpool is just as meta as them. they’re buddies #usually i’m not one for sonas but this was fun #static and colors inspired by that can u ever forgive me movie from 2018 #scrawl puts on the mask to feel more confident about fighting the system #hopin & prayin it’ll do the same for me :’)

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hipsterfrankcastle · 18 days

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logging onto tumblr dot com to see what the freaks have to say about the ghoul in fallout

#fallout #the ghoul #cooper howard #obviously i was not disappointed #simply iconic show #i've never played or heard anything about fallout so i had no idea what was going on #but v excited for lucy and the ghoul buddy cop movie season 2

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schlock-luster-video · 2 years

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On October 14, 1994 Pulp Fiction debuted in Canada and the United States.

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marisatomay · 2 years

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so cool that fanfiction won anne rice’s war on fanfiction

#the new show is sooooooo good #everyone go watch it!!!#and as my buddy pointed out #so cool that tom cruise won anne rice’s war on tom cruise #she’s 0-2 #for those not in the know:#she intentionally spread lies that cruise was trying to make the movie less gay in attempts to tank the film bc she was angry he was cast #and then fully admitted (!!) that SHE was the one who kept making edits to the script to try and make it more palatable to studios/audiences #(ie less gay and explicit) and that the director neil jordan actually put a lot of it back in there once he was in charge #and that tom had no say over the script at all #but by the time she apologized to him (like actually called him and apologized) the damage was done and people STILL think he did all that #and say what you will about him but thomas cruise put his whole pussy into lestat and stands by IWTV to this day #even after OPRAH called him to say she walked out of a screening of the movie because she thought it was putting the devil into the world #anyway.#sorry for being insane! it will happen again

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basement-buddy · 14 days

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#my artwork #paprika #hatsune miku #I hope this hasn’t been done before #basement buddy #artists on tumblr #digital art #I love paprika btw one of my favorite movies of all time #can you spot all of the miku references btw

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thebutcher-5 · 7 months

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Monsters & Co.

Benvenuti o bentornati sul nostro blog. Nello scorso articolo abbiamo ripreso a parlare della Disney e dei suoi classici animati, arrivando al loro 41° lungometraggio, un’opera secondo me fin troppo sottovalutata, Atlantis – L’impero perduto. La storia parla di Milo Thatch, un giovane linguista e ricercatore che studia da molto tempo Atlantide e cerca di ottenere finanziamenti dal museo per…

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