#cant do maths

[gae4easterners]

parents who get mad at you for making mistakes like

girly-

you had a CHILD. im just shit at maths

whos doin worse

#fuck this shit #cant do maths #dont blame me #you gave birth to me mum dont even

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

#adhd #doodles #show this to your therapist instead of failing to explain it like i did #me: its like i cant control my thoughts like i was trying to think of something earlier today but #all i could think of was this giraffe eating leaves and no matter how hard i tried to focus the thought would just. replay #my therapist: what happens if you try to let the thought just play out #me: ........ i dont know but i dont want it to be there at all when im trying to do simple addition in a maths exam #10k #100k

[batcavescolony]

People who say "Batman was better without his kids" must really like the whole ELEVEN issues that Bruce had before Dick was introduced because that's the only time he didn't have a kid. Bruce Wayne/Batman was introduced in ’Detective Comics' #27 and Dick Grayson's Robin was introduced in 'Detective Comics’ #38. Dick was around before Alfred existed, if we can have Alfred why can we have the Robins?

#comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #jason todd #nightwing #alfred pennyworth #before robin? BEFORE ROBIN? you mean those 9 detective comic issues? there is no before robin. robin was always there. get over it #go read the Punisher or something because thats what you want not Batman #but batcave what about alt worlds or re boots. nope they said before he has gis kids and his kid was introduced nine issues after him #AND IVE READ DETECTIVE COMICS BATMAN! they wouldn't like him either he was a good guy. he made jokes. he rode down banister. he was free #edit: i cant do math its eleven not nine issues

[wilyserpentofeden]

"Despite their best efforts, Warlock showed a regrettable tendency to be good at maths" might be the line with one of the funniest implications in this book because it means that math has no place in the agendas of good or evil, and it's some ominous secret third thing that neither Aziraphale or Crowley would want a child to take interest in, and it's also just incredibly funny to picture them trying to help Warlock with his math homework and getting distressed to the point of tears because now they have to figure out what algebra is in order to keep their jobs

#good omens #good omens book #warlock dowling #crowley #aziraphale #insert obligatory they cant do math because theyre gay joke

[eirgachuair]

"but there's no point in learning Irish is a dead lang-" sHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

there IS a point. there IS a reason. Irish might be a dead language TO YOU but im gonna pull that motherfucker screaming and crying out of its "grave" by the ankles. if Irish is a dead language then i'm a necromancer (or necrophiliac depending on your outlook on life and opinions.)

there IS a point. im learning Irish because no one in my family, barr from like one of my cousins, and a few distant relatives even have their cúpla focail. (whether they were given the award or they gen only know a few words). my mum and dad barely know any irish. my dad wasnt even really ALLOWED to learn irish. (more it was geniunely discouraged by my granny bc 1970s/80s and early 90s northern ireland was not a fun place).

im learning irish because its my CULTURE. its MY language, ITS MINE, not to rip off my big man Ruairí Ó Báille (granted is leatsa í means its yours but who cares about details) back on topic, it connects me to MY history. everyone calls my granda the irish version of his name, we use anglisized irish words ALL THE TIME. even if you arent learning irish. its still alive in place names. (e.g Belfast, Béal Feirste, Derry, Doire)

irish isnt even dead. it still exists whether you want to acknowledge it or not, we wouldnt have so much protection thingymabobbers trying to preserve it if it was completely dead, yeah its on life support and a long way from getting off it but pROGRESS IS PROGRESS! theres more irish speakers now than a good few years ago

pLUS ITS ONLY GOT LIKE 11 IRREGULARS. ENGLISH HARDLY EVEN, IF EVEN HAS REGULAR VERBS. IT HAS SIMPLISH PRONOUNCIATION (if you actually sit down and learn the spelling/grammar rules. something i need to do more of bc i sound like a dying donkey speaking irish😋) aND ITS REALLY PRETTY OKAY? ITS GOT A COOL EMPHATIC FORM IN ENGLISH YOU JUST USE YOUR TONE TO PUT EMPHASIS ON STUFF.

plus plus. silver and gold fáinnes. what other language in the world has cool little badge pin thingies when you can speak a good enough level of it?

in conclusion; irish is based. Is maith liom bheith ag amharc dónal dána. Ceapaim go bhfuil asal thusa. focáil leat.(was previously 'téigh fuck tú féin, but thats not the best way to say it), Chuaigh mé ar scoil ar a naoi a chlog. Tá mo scoil iontach leadránach.

slán, sláinte, suck my dick you mouldy egg sandwich.

^me when someone asks me a question in irish that i havent spent weeks preparing for on a set list for orals

#this is my motivation post; bc if i cant do it via discipline i'll do it via spite #inspired by my sister being a meanie a few days ago when i was talking abt gcses w my ma😔✊ #also gcse irish is both mind numbingly simple and kinda complex #it is doing my fucking head in #also idk how to insult people in irish i thought up téígh fuck tú féin when i got bored in maths bc i have the attention span of a goldfish #ailillgachuair #irish #gaeilgeblr #gaeilge #languages #irish language #linguistics #dead languages

[inconceptual-nonsense]

Born to draw podcast ship fanart, forced to be doing college algebra 2 as a junior in highschool :(

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #tma #malevolent #wtnv #cecilos #welcome to night vale #alice dyer #i need the dual credit #i hate math actually #it has nothing to do w what im going to college for #like at all #why american public school system why #we had a bomb threat two days ago and you're telling me i cant get an extension on my project?

[tattycoram]

Fives: *hits his head* Kix: Keep him talking, he could have a concussion Jesse: Uh, what's 7 x 7? Kix: About something he knows (Echo dies of laughter in the background)

#fives is a cant do maths gay #incorrect star wars #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars the clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #swtcw #clone wars incorrect quotes #star wars #incorrect clone wars #clone trooper fives #arc trooper fives #tcw fives #clone medic kix #clone trooper kix #tcw kix #clone trooper jesse #arc trooper jesse #tcw jesse #echo clone wars #clone trooper echo #arc trooper echo #tcw echo #501st shenanigans #501st battalion #501st legion #tcw #funny quotes #domino twins

[iscariotapologist]

don't worry about my immortal soul btw

#please is this all the options or is there supposed to be nine. i cant do math and i took a muscle relaxer this morning #i have talked about this on this blog before. sorry for being this way but no i'm not #personally i'll kill jesus again idgaf....havent decided on the other two #me #poll

[citruscore]

congrats on the space marriage kids

bonus

#dndads #dndads spoilers #scary marlowe #normal oak #hermie the unworthy #i cant believe oakworthy literally got married last episode and it was still the biggest L we've taken so far #'it'd probably be at least 5 years before we get married thats a long time to wait you both are insane but more importantly #how long did sparrow/grant wait before getting married #granted linc literally cant do math but yknow

[missmonkeymode]

As a lesbian in stem whos always was going to be a lesbian in stem seeing these "girl math" posts toting themselves as "a quirky girl trait" makes me want to enact violence upon everyone who says [x group] can't do math

#'tee hee girls cant do math' YOU CANT I FUCKING CAN DONT LUMP ME INTO YOUR GENERALIZATION

[lycanthropicture]

i still cannot believe some poor fan got booed off stage for implying bisexuality in supernatural at a con in 2014. and then 6 years later they said "yeah. anyway they were right"

#was all that necessary. is the question #guy who cant do math voice. 2020 is 8 years after 2014 right

[grzybjek]

I keep doodling gay people instead od drawing my college portfolio. Help

#i love gay people though #these are just sketches but i think theyre worth posting i cant offer u anything else anyway #the second pic says dude do you have the math answers yeah i do #digital art #procreate #oc art #original character #digital artist #doodle #oc #oc drawing

[puppyeared]

people who do STEM or administration as a career full time and continue to do art as a hobby, I am scared of you but like in a hot way. youre like if we were allowed to have cold drinks in winter. i look at you and think of miles morales with his two cakes. do you want to make out sometime

#i say all of this positively bc i just! i cant help admiring it!! even if its mundane or not a big deal to you i seriously cant wrap my head #around it.. this is in no way at all meant to be condescending or anything. whenever i look at someones bio and theyre like oh im working #as a lab assistant biologist pharmacist realtor etc im like woag.... thats insane.. and then i peep your art tag and it knocks my socks of #how?? what lives do you lead??? im so curious. i seriously want a peek inside your brains someday. or at least shadow you at work lol #i cant help but feel sad when someone says smth like well i have to support myself and art cant do that for me. or maybe you were #pushed into pursuing a 'safe' career bc i hear it a lot. all of my relatives have the same story working as nurses and OFWs for the family #i think for me its not about missed potential but rather its being sad about making a decision to put your happiness aside to get by #ive tried so hard to do it but it didnt work out. i guess watching you guys do it is fascinating to me #or maybe youve made peace with your decision or actually like what you pursued but im still amazed!! it makes me wonder what made #you pick one over the other in that case.. is it like putting time for two different things the way you would for a schedule?? hmmm #im doing graphic design so i dont really interact with ppl in other faculties even humanities like sociology or childcare... so i cant help #wondering what it must be like as someone whos pursuing visual communication both as an interest and career #i seriously wish i could do smth like a desk job or even admin and maybe ill try that if this doesnt work. or i could look into trades #but dyscalculia already makes it hard to do things like cash and mental math so i get overwhelmed if i think about this too hard #yapping

[vrooomi]

THROWING THESES AT YOU AND RUNNING AWAY

UH ENJOY ✨

#glamrock bonnie #fnaf ruin #fnaf sb #glam #fnaf #doodle #fnaf bonnie #bonnie the bunny #fnaf ruin art #fnaf glamrock #fnaf glamrocks #fnaf security breach #fnaf fanart #fnaf fandom #glamrock animatronics #traditional art #this was on my math homework #I CANT DO MATH ANYWAY

[pureseasalt]

i cant believe the culminating conflict of the bear season 2 hinged on carmy's inability to multitask and do basic math

#the bear fx #carmy berzatto #cant do math cant multitask cant focus cant accept when smthng good is happening to him cant build an identity outside of what hes good at #hes just like me #i am literally HIM

[vergilbergart]

this came to me in a vision. this is half-me figuring out relationships and half-me wanting to figure out how to draw these dummies.

dumb thoughts under the cut bc i cant shut up lol

crocodile and dragon ... truly divorced. extremely divorced. they run into each other at the supermarket and the tension is Palpable as they remark to each other "...Dragon." and "...Crocodile." while Luffy is standing there awkwardly texting his friends some shit like "besties my dads are about to fight in the cereal aisle" and someone (PROBABLY NAMI) is like "send pics lol"

crocodile and buggy is "you're stupid. i like that in a man" while buggy honks awkwardly being simultaneously afraid but also Into It

mihawk and buggy is the same except with more of mihawk being like "well. idk who the fuck this guy is but this is happening i guess." buggy's like 😨😫😭😳🤡 and mihawk is like 😶😑😐🤨

can u tell buggy and shanks own my ass tho ... i love childhood friends who drift apart bc one of them is so fucking stubborn about going off on his own and the other just Letting him, and theres a completely one-sided rivalry, and u just Know that if they got talking for too long, they'd start reminiscing about their pasts and start getting sad about their shared losses (re: Roger). something something buggy insisting it's a "can't live with you but can't live without you" thing idfk!

shanks and mihawk ..... ooouuuughhh we love rivals who respect each other and trust each other genuinely, and shanks being the only one who can crack mihawk's stoic exterior and the only person he can kinda let his guard down around.

i have nothing to say about crocodile and mihawk. their relationship is like. we are fuckbuddies but if our relationship level was at Strictly Coworkers.

i don't ... hate ... croco + doffy together but the way some ppl write them is so like ... not how i imagine their relationship. i went on an entire rant about it to my friends but tl;dr, i think it's a completely one-sided thing of doflamingo wanting them to be hannibal and will, playing mind games and having a psychosexual homoerotic obession w each other, but crocodile is completely like ... No. Get Away From Me (proceeds to smack doffy with a broom)

#one piece #op fanart #sir crocodile #akagami no shanks #buggy the clown #dracule mihawk #donquixote doflamingo #monkey d dragon #my art #these r just my own hcs and stuff btw . by no means do u have to agree just dont be weird to me about them lol #also im not sorry ... doffy is Paleskinned to me. hes a spaniard he is colonizer blooded. #my disdain for him is mostly jokes but. his name is donquixote doflamingo. he is european spanish. i am filipino. do the math. #ALSO i know that dragon has no eyebrows .... but i cant fathom it im sorry. garp did not have a baby without eyebrows!!!!!!! #me thinking abt dressrosa arc: 😆🤩😝😜🤪 #me thinking about doffy and the majority of the donquixote pirates: 😶😐 #i prommy i dont hate doffy but i love dunking on him!!!! hes so easy to dunk on!!! pirate eminem!!!!!! #the day i make a tier list of OP characters i remember + how much i like them .... what a day thatll be