Class Clown is an understatement, this kid runs the entire carnival
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Classroom Allies : Class Clown and Quiet Kid
Finished this a month ago and had this silly idea of these types of classmates joining forces against the school staff hahaha!
SPEEDPAINT
COMMISSION SHEET
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I can't believe Nintendo is actually making the "what if Mario did drugs" game we all dreamed about as middle schoolers. Big win for ex-class clowns.
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Thinking about the time my Grandma cursed out my dad’s Highschool principal over the phone for dress coding him
Back in the 90’s my dad was like…the class clown but in the “immature teenage boy who clearly has undiagnosed ADHD” kind of way, and his friends were the same way. He was like the ringleader of that circus. At one point, his highschool banned shorts of all kinds, and he and his friends decided to go out and buy themselves baggy capris. Keep in mind these showed their ankles and a little but of their lower calves and that’s IT. The next day, they walked into school all wearing the capris to protest. And one of the staff rounded them all up and sent them to the principal. The principal took one look at them like This Fucking Kid Again and said “You can’t wear that.” My dad was like “Why not?”
“Those are shorts.”
“No, theyre baggy capris.”
“Those are SHORTS.”
“No….they’re baggy capris.”
“No, THOSE ARE SHORTS!”
“No…they’re baggy capris.”
Principal actually flipped his desk at my dad (remember this was the 90’s so apparently that was okay?) and made the mistake of calling…
My grandmother
This was probably the biggest mistake this man ever made and maybe later on another post I will explain why I say that I truly believe God is afraid of my grandma, but for now let me tell you my grandma is a hippie, an activist, Italian, and has a loud voice. When she gets a call from my dad’s school, she had two thoughts.
Oh my God what is wrong with my son?
And
Oh my God what is wrong with my son?
She picks up the phone and the principal explains to her that he has my dad and several of his friends in his office in violation of dress code and
My dad swears to this day that woman was never put on speaker
But he heard
Every. Word.
“ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? YOU’RE CALLING ME WHILE IM AT MY FUCKING JOB, TO TELL ME THAT YOU DONT LIKE THE GODDAMN CLOTHES I PUT ON MY FUCKIN SON TO WEAR TO THE GODDAMN SHITSTAIN YOU CALL A FUCKING SCHOOL?! GO FUCK YOURSELF, MOTHERFUCKER!”
And she hung up on him. He stood there, stunned for a minute before telling them that they would all have to go home and change. And my dad was like “If you send me home to change I’m not coming back, I’m staying home.” And the principal wasn’t going to let that happen so he sent them to the nurses office to put on their “dress code clothes” but instead of baggy sweatpants they had bright red, skin tight (let your imagination go feral) yoga pants. And the staff instantly regretted it but they couldn’t go back now, and thats how that school ended up with seven teenage boys strutting around the school in the tightest yoga pants in the state.
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I’ve been living in Texas Chainsaw Massacre for last two weeks. Also I bough some new threads that I can’t get enough of. Hope you’re enjoying your Friday night or Saturday morning! 🤍🤍🤍
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Doctor: How many of Light’s criteria have to be met to classify an effusion as exudate?
Student: *joking* Two, obviously.
Doctor: One more and you get a Time Out.
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I am sorry but James Potter is the class clown and nobody can tell me otherwise.
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caught myself today! Started to reply to a coworker's text and realized a reply was not necessary and would actually be kinda playful/flirty. I have no desire to flirt with this guy, I just really enjoy a good banter. Took me a long time to realize people interpret that as flirting. Nope, all this time I was just trying to one-up everyone in the funny dialogue. For sport. Nothing personal. When I say this took a long time to sink in I mean the first time someone called me out on it was in 2009 and I just fully realized what I've been doing today. I can't believe my college bestie didn't cover this in her lunch break Flirting 101 course. Though I did get expelled from that after I tried to flutter my eyelashes and several people fell to the ground screaming with laughter.
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Nah cause why last week this class clown in my 6th period class put his hand on mine for like a few seconds and then put his other hand on my Apple Watch trying to see what it do
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Every time i ask myself why people hate so much the generic anime isekai bullshit i like i find myself giving excuses to why it's not as bad as they say it is, well that really makes me angry and i am too competitive to simply end an argument without ending as the winner.
I know that when i do that people hate me but i really don't care about their opinion so i'm really happy when i make someone admit i'm right, but here is my problem why everyone acts like i lost an argument when i didn't even start saying anything and the f*cking class clown repeat the same boring joke.
Like i know they are only laughing because the social norms force them to, but still, they know me they know that i am going to destroy the other person in the argument they know that that they don't have to laugh at the same repetitive joke but still they laugh and i end up having to shut myself in the argument because well i lost without even having started a sentence.
The worst part is that the only situations i lose in arguments is when this happens.
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Another combined prompt entry!
This is Prompts 7 & 17- Royal and Fashion! (It’s also technically prompts 6 & 25- Mask n Fear within the context of the story).
Once again I cannot thank @clownartmonth for all these wonderful prompts, they have been motivating me to make art on my story. I am so happy with the progress I’ve made!!
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