#crimes against fandom

[sharkteethies]

#megaman #mega man #mega man classic #meme #crimes against fandom #this is me lately i am sorry to my friends

[subzeroparade]

you’re welcome. usually i get yelled at for making the faves too pretty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#crimes against fandom

[demonsandpieohmy]

Of all the conspiracy theories, jackles tapes, misha’s nda, the one thing that I will NEVER get over is this:

HE WAS THROWN THE WRONG FUCKING WAY. Unless they made Jensen bounce off the wall like a ping pong ball, there is no goddamn way this scene was not edited to death.

gif by @sunglassesmish

#yes I know the fandom covered this three years ago but I have never been satisfied #the cw is guilty of hate crimes against the queer community (me) #supernatural #destiel #spn #jensen ackles #misha collins #castiel #dean winchester #lilly rants

[mxtxfanatic]

Ngl, I’m actually pretty uncomfortable reading my old posts defending the goodness of the common people and their right to defend themselves—as persecuted groups or as individuals—from hierarchical tyranny, given how easily in this current irl moment a not-insignificant amount of people have fallen into supporting an active genocide, because I cannot separate this from how much pushback I got (and still sometimes get) for being consistent in my politics

#I don’t want to say it’s triggering #because that’s not the right word #but what do you call the thing you feel #when you spent the last 1+ year arguing that common people are usually good #and hierarchies of oppression are bad even if certain individuals you like are at the top #that violence is not all inherently bad #and violence against oppression is in fact good #all topics that are major themes affirmed in the literal texts being discussed #only to have people YELLING at me that i am wrong #because THEY believe that the only thing that makes you a good person #is joining the corrupt hierarchy and affirming status quo #only for me to turn on the news and see this same logic of disaggreers #being used to justify an active genocide #maybe it’s cognitive dissonance #because my understanding of fiction is always couched within the reality it was created in #but the fact that the same arguments can be used to justify crimes against humanity #in both fiction AND reality? #it makes the act of fandom discourse less… enjoyable #less innocuous

[ivymarquis]

The B.A.G. Coalition

Did I use one of my work breaks on my 14hr shift to write this? Yes, yes I did. I also took time out of my day to make sure my introduction to the COD MWII fandom was a crack!fic despite promising angst with Ghost and simping from Price. Both of which are still coming.

Tags; platonic 141 + Reader, crack fic, drinking, weaponization of barrack bunnies, dunking on Graves.

I don’t know how the military works and I don’t care to learn.

You try really, really hard to not fixate too much on the whole being a woman in the boy’s club thing because you’ll drive yourself insane if you do.

You’re good at your job, you’re not getting preferential treatment, and all is right in the world. Your team was cautious, gauging your capabilities but ultimately warming up to you and welcoming you into the fold.

A mission planned with 141 and Shadow company means that Graves is a tolerated interloper into the group.

Everyone is settled into a booth in the corner of a pub near base, a few drinks in as the night wears on. You are finally feeling settled in and like your feet are firmly underneath you and you’re no longer treading water, watching your back as the other 141 assess you.

And it’s the exact moment when Graves asks “Are you seeing anybody?” that you realize you’ve girlbossed entirely too close to the fucking sun.

The table’s reaction is immediate. Your “I beg your pardon?” is muffled by Ghost’s “Sod off, Graves,” Soap’s “She’s been fucking drinking” and Gaz shooting him a look while Price clears his throat with a pointed “Commander?”

Good to know your team has your back because what the fuck.

“Not like that,” you’re not entirely certain if he’s back peddling or being genuine, “I don’t know what it is but none of the women around this base date. It’s like pulling teeth.”

“Really?” Gaz asks. “I haven’t been having any issues.”

Your eyebrow arches, reaching for your drink as you realize there’s not enough alcohol in the world for this conversation. “Yeah no ever since the B.A.G. Coalition was formed, you’re gonna have to download Tinder or something, Commander” You speak without thinking, a look of horror dawning on you that the alcohol has loosened your lips a little too much. Well, shit.

“The what?” Graves asks incredulously.

You panic, reflex having you turn towards Price. “Please get me out of here,” you plead with him.

“Oh no can do, Sergeant.”

You cling to your glass like a buoy. “I’ve said too much,” you whisper.

“What the hell is the B.A.G. Coalition?” Graves asks again.

Taking a long draught of your drink, you steel yourself for both this conversation and the potential wrath of the bunnies now the open secret was out.

“Have you… noticed how the barrack bunnies don’t have anything to do with you?”

His eyebrows draw together. “Guess I never bothered to worry about it. Not like they’re hard to find,”

That last sentence had some teeth to it that you did not appreciate. Especially coming from a man who’s managed to piss off an entire base of them. “Hey now, I love the bunnies, you gotta be nice to them,” you admonish before remembering yourself and quickly adding a “Sir”.

The alcohol has your mind drifting away from the question at hand and going slightly to the left- still focused on the bunnies, but no longer directly leading to the coalition.

“They do important work and make my life easier when some guy is being obnoxious and won’t leave me alone,” you elaborate. “Also most of them are really nice and I don’t blame them for having a type and staying focused on it. I admire the commitment and tenacity.”

“Wait who was bothering you?” Price would hone in on that part.

“No one anymore, after I weaponized one of the bunnies and pointed her in his direction.”

“You…. Weaponized a barrack bunny?” Soap sounded out the idea, clearly having some image of a tactical assault bunny in mind.

“Yes I did. It was absolutely incredible. Poor guy never saw her coming- it was like watching a lioness take down a wounded gazelle.”

“A bunny battalion,” Gaz sighs into his drink, his pupils damn near in the shape of hearts at whatever image his brain was conjuring.

“What the fuck do barrack bunnies have to do with this coalition you’re talking about,” Graves tries to redirect the question.

Shit. Right.

Like, you get why he’s confused. From his perspective at least. Tall, blonde, conventionally attractive with a southern drawl most girls would go gaga over, not to mention the commander of Shadow Company. He should be having women chase him from all over. And here he was with no bitches and getting zero play.

And yet none of those attributes were actually indicative of him like… being a good person. Graves soured you like 3 day old sweet tea. There was something both saccharine and bitter about him all wrapped together even if you didn’t know for sure what the problem was.

“You did something to piss off the bunnies. I don’t know what and frankly I'm afraid to ask. Like, I thought maybe some supreme pick me bunny would rise from the ranks and make her move anyway but they have made a united front. It is both impressive and terrifying,” you’ve got just enough alcohol in your system that fuck it, let’s tell a superior officer a little something about himself that he clearly doesn’t know. “And the rest of us noticed. So it slowed the not-bunnies rolls too.”

There’s a beat of silence before the lightbulb clicks in Ghost’s head and he is busting out laughing. You don’t think you’ve heard him ever make that much noise even when he’s grousing out orders.

Gaz is the next one for the lightbulb to go off, verbalizing what B.A.G. stood for to a stupified Commander (and equally stunned Soap and Price).

“It’s Bunnies Against Graves!”

#141 x reader #task force 141 #cod x reader #simon ghost riley #cod mwii #my writing #crack!fic #kyle gaz garrick #john price #john soap mactavish #it will never not be funny to me that graves is reviled by the fandom community for betraying 141 #the war crimes are not a big deal but YOU DONT GO AGAINST THE BOYS D< #phillip graves

[cienie-isengardu]

Do you think any of the named Lin Kuei know how to drive? You can't tell me these guys are walking everywhere.

Lin Kuei is usually presented with the traditional aesthetic but we can’t forget this is a very technology advanced clan whose agents operated worldwidely. In old comics (Mortal Kombat II Collector's Edition) Lin Kuei were using hover jet on their mission

with Smoke himself piloting the machine

So yes, I do think each of our main Lin Kuei warriors learned to drive car and motorbike at some point, maybe even piloting advanced machinery. Whatever they use that skill is a different matter though as I suspect it greatly depended on the nature of their missions (a quick assassination or long-termed undercover job) and where they were sent (urban or hard-to-reach areas). 

Personally I like to think if Bi-Han was forced to drive, his choice would be a sport motorbike rather than a car, while others were okay with any type of car, as only Bi-Han was said to stubbornly refusing to use technology on his missions

but I feel like motorbike would fit well his “lone wolf” attitude.

#mortal kombat #smoke #kuai liang #lin kuei #bi han #sub zero #mortal kombat old comics #are so underrated it is a crime against mk fandom #AND LOOK KUAI LIANG IN A NICE SUIT :3

[flyolai-brainrot]

same chuuya, same

#the entire fandom actually #what in the what is happening asagiri #answer for your crimes against father figures in bsd #bsd #bungou stray dogs #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd 114.5 #bungou stray dogs 114.5 #bsd spoilers

[swallowtail-ageha]

Idk its very interesting how people do talk abt the general theme of violence against women in bloodborne (valid) and cite both the kos murder and the maria/doll situation but also never think that maria having an hand on kos' desecration might be the sliiiightest commentary on how women can perpretrate violence and misogyny against other women

#do not start the doll discourse shit i. i literally do not care about the doll shes a non character to me #(like most of the fromsoft level up maidens bar melina and shanalotte) #i am just frustrated by this fandom's obsession with absolving maria of every bad crime she did because of the violence against women theme #while ignoring a thing that has been pretty obvious smh #yeah this is going in the tags lol #bloodborne #lady maria of the astral clocktower

[nightpantherxiii]

I have feelings

#sherlock holmes #star trek #star trek tos #tos #acd holmes #acd canon #star trek aos #aos #bbc sherlock #sherlock fandom #nothing infuriates me more then the crimes committed against tos and Sherlock Holmes

[muffinlance]

Re-read of Little Zuko Book One: complete

In-Jokes: re-uploaded to my brain

Book Two Outline: (very) rough draft complete

Am I Using This To Procrastinate On My Other Writing Projects: absolutely

#to be fair the next chapter of Fox's Tongue just needs an edit read so that's just a weekend dedicated-writing-time thing #other project is my Blind Zuko one #won a beta from the awesome blindbeta during a charity auction so that is a huge motivation to actually get that outlined #the fandom needs more Zuko and Toph Being Blind Buddies content #I do enjoy the content already existing but it is #A) slim pickings #and B) mostly focused on Zuko rapidly learning to see again via firebending #when the content I crave is Actual Blind Buddies #what crimes will they commit #and who will believe that cabbage merchant when he testifies against them #avatar the last airbender #atla #Zuko #Toph #(also the more I research on blind tropes the more the current blind Zuko fics are a bingo card of Tropes Sighted People Like) #(hence working with an actual sensitivity reader on this one)

[sharkteethies]

bode akuna first opinions

#bode akuna #cal kestis #star wars #jedi survivor #meme #my art #fanart #crimes against fandom #shitpost

[radiohead-spiderman]

One of the worst things this fandom has done is name the marauders era Slytherins, the “Slytherin Skittles” like please let’s be serious(Sirius haha)

#I utterly despise it guys #WHO decided that???? #harry potter #marauders #screw jkr #marauders era #slytherin skittles #marauders slytherins #marauders era Slytherins #marauders fandom #and it’s crimes against the characters #the most noble and ancient house of black #remus lupin #narcissa black #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #regulus black #dorcas meadows #pandora lovegood #barty crouch jr #unfortunately #evan rosier #unfortunately again #nothing against the fans guys I just don’t like those two :( #dorlene

[crystalline-sanders]

hey so you guys know that one jtam outfit

#be more chill #squip #art #fanart #bmc #bmc squip #be more chill fanart #squip fanart #jtam my beloved #sorry I'm back at it again with the shirtless quantum supercomputers #i just think he's neat #i really like that outfit and i wanted to draw it but jtam equals squip in my mind #also this isn't any of my squips technically #like it reads as pal but pal doesn't have the circuit board stuff #he's supposed to have tattoos #but this looked cooler along with the tech eye #so lee and pal crossover ig #sorry for my crimes against the fandom it will probably happen again

[fanatics4l]

no it's actually hilarious that this fandom has sympathy for vecna because they think he was abused as a kid. he wasn't abused. there were no implications towards this. him saying to el that there was more behind the story of his childhood does not automatically equal abuse. on screen, his father was clearly caring and loving towards his wife, daughter, and son. vecna saying that to el probably meant he "witnessed the cruelties of this world" and went insane about it like a fucking weirdo.

"brenner abused him" girl yeah that sucks but he was evil before that so invalid point

y'all can read so deep into this child murderer's story and find sympathy for him, who slaughtered and tortured teenagers and children and his own mother. you can pull shit out of your ass about his backstory, but the second we do the same for billy, who we actually have a concrete, canon backstory for, we're the bad ones??

friendly reminder that the only canon child abuse victims in this entire show are el, jonathan, will, patrick, chrissy, and billy.

#this fandom wakes up and decides not to use their brain constantly #you can make headcanons for vecna being abused by his parents but it's not canon #it's fine to feel sympathy for him i'm not saying you can't #but to call billy fans the bad ones?? #it's just being naive #one of those two committed atrocious crimes against minors #you're all so quick to be like oh billy fans only like him bc he's hot #and then turn around and love vecna bc jamie is hot and jamie said he's a good person on the inside #girl stfu like seriously #billy hargrove #dacre montgomery

[gothixm00nz]

One of my friends said I should play Stardew Valley because I've never played it before. I've never really been one for games that are mostly about farming, so I figured this wasn't gonna be a huge revaluation for me...

Yet I have not only gotten attached to my farmer, farm, the townsfolk, and my cat Bert... I've also gotten attached to my son (chicken) Paul.

Paul is an absolute menace and yet... I fucking love that stupid chicken. I realized AFTER adopting Paul that... maybe I should've given him a more feminine name??? But fuck it. Paul is a trans chicken and we love him for all his... evil ways.

#paul is wanted in over twenty states for crimes against humanity #yet he is still my son #and i love him unconditionally despite his crimes #stardew valley #stardew #stardew farmer #video games #games #gaming #fandom

[always-a-joyful-note]

I love seeing Minami, Haruka, and Torao getting emotionally manipulated into joining a found family by Toma, who isn't even doing it intentionally

#fandom spamdom #idolish7 #note's notes #i love sincere guys who are also disillusioned with the world that accidentally win over other guys... #...who are also disillusioned with the world #ill be honest you guys minami and haruka already won me over despite their crimes against trigger #unfortunately though i have a history of being terrible with accepting womanisers #<-primarily the reason why i dont like dazai all that much even if its not a plot point