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team-magma-propaganda · 8 months

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As per Admin Courtneys suggestion I've been exclusively drinking vinegar for 6 months and uh

Hospital

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#fuck water #drink lava #team magma ask box #asks #anon

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eleccy · 7 months

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headcanon kristoph is partial to sinfully rich chocolate. it's one of his most obvious weaknesses because he's honest about it. every time he's out to dinner with phoenix, he does this whole act at the end like "oh hmmmm should i do the chocolate lava cake this time? i really shouldn't. it's so unhealthy. but i'm going to be thinking about it later. oh alright. you talked me into it. i'm going for it! oh i'm so bad, wright. really. we're living dangerously tonight." and phoenix just takes a biiiig swig of juice straight out of the bottle every time and is like "ya cheers i'll drink to that babygirl."

#kristoph gavin #krisnix #its like they're not even playing games anymore #theyre just being honest #i also think kristoph is the type to yknow.#make those little sighs of pleasure when the chocolate cake is especially rich #he really appreciates a fine dessert with gusto #like his whole philosophy is that life is to be taken easy.#he strikes me as someone who deeply enjoys luxuries #and when you pay extra you expect to enjoy it. and he does #phoenix just watches him. kristoph never offers to buy him a crumb of chocolate lava cake.#not even once #phoenix watches and drinks his juice.

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projectmayhem-stims · 2 months

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I’M SWITCHING FASTER THAN THE CHANNELS ON TV!

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TV heads, neon and ramune for @bloodmoon24 , requested by @dead-dog-dont-eat !

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cerbreus · 1 year

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not enough adult party games where the gist is hunting each other for sport lets bring back hunting each other for sport as a party game. what’s more exhilarating than going into survival mode with 5-15 people all scrambling to be the last person standing by cunning, or throwing ur friends under the bus,

#miss flashlight tag #and ghost in the graveyard #and midnight blindfolded cherry bomb #(or i guess it's like modified hot lava tag but blindfolded and you can step on the ground so long as people don't hear you)#'ohh lets just play drinking games'#'ohh lets play jackbox'#i want to hide from you and taunt you like a racoon living in your attic that you can't reach #i want to hunt u down one by one in the dark #i don't drink so maybe that's influencing this because parties when ur sober are pretty boring tbh

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gummi-stims · 2 months

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A stimboard for Lily, one of my favorite frog villagers in Animal Crossing!

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dragonflavoredcake · 11 months

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Scar: Do you think lava would taste spicy? Cleo: Please do not drink lava Bdubs: Lava is actually just molten rock so it'd probably taste very bland and dusty Scar, to Bdubs: You're the only one on this server who gets me

#scar tried to drink lava 5 minutes later #incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #gtws #gtwscar #goodtimeswithscar #zombiecleo #bdubs #bdouble0 #bdoubleo #bdouble0100 #bdoubleo100 #clockers #crastle duo #hermitcraft #hermitblr

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capricioussun · 3 months

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I like to imagine Stretch is a lightweight when it comes to everything except caffeine. He'd take one hit off a blunt and in five minutes forget he has legs. He’d drink one martini and have trouble walking a straight line. He'd consider taco bell spicy. They always start him at the lowest possible dose on any prescription medication. But coffee? Half a pot and maybe he can function like he’s fully awake.

This is inverted for Edge and Rus of course, with Rus landing on the high end of average and Edge just straight up being unaffected. Except caffeine. Never give either of them espresso or they won't even sit down for a minimum of three days. Thankfully Rus doesn't really like the taste and Edge just drinks decaf.

#exaggerated for comedic effect of course but I do really enjoy hcing stretch as being super easily affected by stuff #edge would make like. indian food for dinner one time and Stretch wouldn't be able to stop crying or caughing for like an hour minimum #probably even just from the smell of it cooking poor guy #edge could probably eat lava and consider it slightly zesty there's something wrong with him #Rus also totally will drink coffee and make that everyone else's problem just bc he can <3 #sun spots #us stretch #ut rus #uf edge

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slightlymore · 10 months

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#this fucking look im going to drink lava #fuck #haechan

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sodastandee · 15 days

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Can I please get one for Rhett and Link of Good Mythical Morning? I have no idea how to tell you what to do

a rhett and link stimboard for bonesdale [Lorraine!] :3

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cobrastim · 1 year

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dimensional aisha stimboard :3

x / x / x || x / x / x || x / x / x

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miniar · 3 months

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Volcano Update: Feb 8, 2024

Seeing as I started picking up followers when I posted about the blue lagoon shenanigans and incoming lava, I know why you're here, so, let me tell you what's up.

Look, this is gonna be a bit of a repeating post in the foreseeable future. Geologists are calling this a "gosatímabil" or an "eruption period" (roughly translated) that we've officially entered since a couple years back. On the Reykjanes-peninsula there are several towns, our international airport, the blue lagoon, a power plant, and a geothermal heating plant (you know, because Iceland being obviously quite volcanicly active, we also have some hot groundwater for heating our homes!).

What the eruption period means is that we're gonna see little eruptions of lava pushing up through the earth in that general area for a little bit at a time, over, and over, and over, and over, for a while. It can last a couple of years. It can last a couple of decades. It's a little unclear how much of this we can reasonably expect but...

We got fresh lava again!

Here's the link to the icelandic national television's live webcam feed of the area.

Note, that because it's doing this on-again off-again thing, it might have stopped even by the time I hit post on this, so you might have missed the display, also it's not as awesome in daylight so....

Anyways.

It's not on the edge of town this time, so people's homes aren't directly in the path, but that doesn't mean it's all sunshine and superheated rock rainbows. Remember what I said about the number of towns and the power plant and the heating? Yeah...

Much of the peninsula is currently without hot water and it may take a whole day, even more, to fix that. In February. In ICELAND.

People are also being asked to conserve as much electricity as they possibly can because the lava that's already fucked up the hot water pipes is threatening to damage power lines.

So, the rule is still, don't be a fucking ghoul. Even with an eruption far enough away not to chew through someone's home with all their possessions, their lives within it, it's already making people's lives more difficult. Fortunately, this is Iceland, so folks likely have good coats and socks and so on, but a prolonged hot water shortage can result in cold water freezing in the pipes which can cause damage that goes unnoticed until heating is restored. And while the warmth of the ocean mitigates the cold of the air to some degree, it still gets cold enough to die here.

And if the power goes out, there go the electric heaters people might be relying on right now.

Stay tuned. I guess I'll be back when the next bout of lava rolls around!

#Volcano 2024 #volcanic eruption #iceland #volcano #lava #don't drink the lava #I guess this is my life now

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lavalampstealer · 10 months

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Okay, I’ve made a compiled dump of lore on my interpretations/versions of IEYTD characters (mainly Phoenix and Handler so far) so I can pin this and ppl won’t have to go looking for old posts. I’ll be updating this as I figure stuff out or if anything changes with them. Apologies if this is a little hard to read, I kind of word-vomited info here and I’ve tried to clean it up a little. Spoiler warning for IEYTD 1 and 2

Buckle up it’s gonna be a long one

First up: Handler, he/him (tumblr doesn’t have yellow text so orange will have to do).

He wears a sleeveless yellow turtleneck over a short sleeved shirt, square glasses, and a yellow headset. Originally a Field Agent for the Agency, he made quite a name for himself and was given the internal/honorary nickname of Agent Moray due to his knack for slipping away from Zor’s clutches while also leaving carnage in his wake (little did people know, he usually ran on pure adrenaline, fear, and general clumsiness that worked out in his favor). He eventually had to retire from field work and become a handler due to him breaking his right leg during his last mission and it not healing properly. Before he had to hang up his spy gear, he was selected to be an early implant tester for the Agency, and the one he got was a rudimentary version of the telekinesis where he could float things in place but not grab objects from afar. He has kept it and it has proved especially useful during his time as a handler for hovering important documents like dossiers and building blueprints/layouts nearby during missions. As for his actual work as a handler, he acts as support to Phoenix, mostly with work related things, but sometimes emotionally as well. He acts as an anchor for Phoenix and is there to bring them back to reality should he notice them getting that glassy-eyed, million mile stare every once in a while. He was very concerned for them in the fallout of Operation: Death Engine and after that he became more attached to them, resulting in him being devastated after Rising Phoenix. If there is anything between him and Phoenix, it leans more towards him being like a father figure than anything else. He usually works from his office in the Agency building (the one from IEYTD 1), but occasionally for more urgent/important/overseas missions, he opts to be nearby (in the crowd in Stage Fright, above Phoenix somewhere in Eaves Drop, outside the chateau in Party Crasher, etc.). If I come up with more I’ll add it to here, 10/10 character.

Next (and probably much longer): Phoenix, they/them.

During IEYTD 1, they had short hair and wore a long sleeve dress shirt and their cyan tie. They were able to do more action-intense missions (hijacking Zor’s sub, sneaking into a cargo plane to steal a car, sneaking onto a shuttle to the Death Engine, etc.) and were generally more aloof about their own safety and pretty much saw their job as just a fun game. However, in the aftermath of Operation DE, their left leg was badly injured and needed to be replaced from the thigh down, so the Agency provided them with a robotic prosthetic. It took them a while to get used to it, and while they can walk, run, and stand with it just fine, it’s a bit difficult for them do more intense activity like, say, hand to hand combat (although a good kick to shin usually has foes doubled over) or dodging projectiles. They also got their facial scars from the DE Incident, with the one on their left cheek coming from the beam that shot into their shuttle when the Death Engine fired for the first time. The other two are just general nicks and gashes from crashing back to Earth. Because of their robotic leg, someone in the Agency gave them the nickname “Tin Can” and it stuck (Phoenix pretends to hate it but thinks it’s amusing). After months of recovery, they were cleared for field work once again where they were given slightly easier missions that have most of the action happen while they’re seated (an exception to this is the implied fight with Gibson before Party Crasher because him being there was unexpected). This time around they prefer to roll up their sleeves because it’s more comfortable, allows for more movement, and it keeps them from getting singed/dirty, but they still wear a cyan tie (a new one since their old one was torn). Their hair grew out during their stint in Medical and they liked it, so they decided to keep it longer. Not much happened to them physically during IEYTD 2, but after Rising Phoenix they had their right arm replaced from the elbow down and got an updated leg (their og prosthetic was shattered in the fall).

I don’t have a design for them as they are in IEYTD 3 yet, so for now just imagine more scarring, longer hair, and a metallic arm from the elbow onwards.

Now, enough about their physical description, now it’s time for more on their mental state(s). After the DE Incident, Phoenix refused to actually dive into their emotions about losing a leg and nearly dying and instead preoccupied themselves with learning to use their new prosthetic and getting well again so they could return to field work. They don’t like to be alone with their thoughts for too long otherwise they start to spiral to a bad place so they’re always listening to some kind of music (a radio, headphones, humming/singing a song to themselves, or just replaying songs in their head). Handler helps them with this and pulls them back to the present every so often. Phoenix also once received an anonymous gift package that contained some very comfy and good quality earbuds (three guesses as to who sent them). They weren’t too surprised by Juniper’s twist of actually being evil (they had an icky feeling about the slimeball ever since they heard his tone in his call during their mission briefing for Jet Set). During Safe and Sound (and by extension, the tutorial), Phoenix gets a sinking feeling that Handler was never truly with the Agency and had betrayed them until Juniper revealed his act. Phoenix is furious with him for toying with them like that and mentally kick themselves for falling for it and for allowing themselves to get that attached to Handler (it’s like a taboo/rule at the Agency for handler and agents to not get connected (they don’t have the budget for employee therapy)).

More random tidbits about them and some other stuff that I couldn’t work into the above paragraphs:

- JJ carries a comb in his pocket at all times because he wants to make sure he always looks good (the smug look on his face undercuts the effect)

- JJ’s hair is more on the side of fluffy/soft but when he slicks it back it looks thinner and more wiry

- Phoenix’s color before getting their TK was a darker blue

- Handler’s favorite flowers were marigolds but after Jet Set, he refuses to have any near him

- Before becoming a handler, Handler’s color was more of an orange before mellowing out to a golden yellow after his retirement from field work

- Phoenix and Handler are injured in opposite legs, to which Handler teases them about them becoming an old man like him (he’s not old, about mid/late 40s-ish, idk)

- Phoenix is around 5’8 while Handler is a little under 5’6

- The Agency trains agents with the implant to use a sort of pointing finger gesture to use their powers but they can develop their own hand sign/gesture that better suits them. The pointer finger is generally effective for everyone but is limited in the sense that the user can’t pick up/float heavy objects. Once agents find a gesture that works best for them, they’re able to lift larger objects (like other people, crates, chairs, etc.). Phoenix has yet to find their gesture

- Background characters do not get a color and are either solid black if they’re with Zoraxis or black with grey or muted gold accents if they’re with the Agency

- Phoenix can and does use their powers in their daily life when they’re off the clock. They use them while cooking to hover ingredients nearby, picking out clothes so that they don’t end up wrinkled on the ground, looking through reports on previous missions to study Zoraxis’ preferred attack methods (explosions, guns, darts, etc.), to grab things from high shelves or faraway, etc. They’re really casual about using it and have to stop themselves from doing it when they go out in public (unless no one’s looking)

- Phoenix isn’t a bad cook, they just like to burn their food on purpose (they like the taste and it annoys Handler)

- Handler is a good cook and gets ticked off whenever Phoenix burns food

- Songs that fit Handler: From The Start by Laufey, The World We Knew and My Way of Life by Frank Sinatra, No More by Manfred Minnich, Nothing by Bruno Major, Slow Summer Swing by Essential Jazz Masters, The Lamp is Low by Laurindo Almeida

- Songs that fit Phoenix: Skeleton Song by Kate Nash, Cloud 9 by Beach Bunny, Leave Me Alone by IDKHOW, Debt Collector, Bad Luck!, and Pressure Bomb 3?!?! by Jhariah (Beginner’s Guide versions), My Way by Frank Sinatra, This Side of Paradise by Coyote Theory (thanks @dieing-lilac for sending me some of these <3)

The songs are a mix of songs from ones that fit their general vibes to ones where the lyrics are accurate (to some degree) of their emotions (Phoenix’s especially). 10/10 songs go check them out if you can

Also the way that character colors work for my style/designs is that it’s an artistic choice to color characters’ details rather than their scars/eyebrows/tongues literally being something like blue or green. A character’s color is a reflection of their personality, characteristics, and general feel that I get from them, with the exception of if a character already has a canonical color (like John Juniper and Roxana Prism). Handler is golden yellow because he seems warm and he likes/liked scotch and marigolds, as well as his subtitle color in IEYTD 1 being yellow (albeit a different shade). Zor is red and gold because Zoraxis is also red and gold so it just makes sense that they would have the same colors as their corporation (also the cliché that red=evil, that whole thing). Phoenix is cyan because of their powers and it fits their personality more than red or any other color would. I don’t really have a reason for why Fabricator would be indigo other than her polaroid pic’s lighting looks dark blue/indigo and that it just makes sense to me. Solaris would be orange because of her love for lasers and because her name makes me think of a glowing ember orange. The more of an impact a character has on the story, the brighter/more saturated their color is (Ex: Daniel Sans would have a muted yellow-green and Anna Ulanova would have a muted maroon because they both don’t appear much but aren’t unimportant).

I think that’s all I have for now, but some of Handler and Phoenix’s characterization can’t really be accurately described without just showing them in their element, so I’m thinking of maybe writing a little story about how Phoenix joined the Agency, how their training went, how they got the implant, and how the events of IEYTD 1 and 2 went with them :) No promises though as I’ll have to find time to plan it out, but if I ever do it I’ll be sure to put it on wattpad or ao3 or something, I’ve never posted a story anywhere before so we’ll see how it goes

Enough of my rambling, I set you readers who made it this far free <33 also here’s something for having made it all the way to the end: 🍬

#ieytd #ieytd2 #i expect you to die #agent phoenix #ieytd handler #agent phoenix ieytd #ieytd fandom #john juniper #I am so sorry if this is disorganized #I did say it was gonna be a dump of info didn’t say what the quality would be #also your honor they are in love but neither wants to fully admit it can I bonk them over the head with a squeaky mallet?#it’s now canon that Phoenix has some kind of brain damage #I gotta research how irl trauma works bc I don’t want to write about it/represent it inaccurately by accident #that’s why I was kinda vague abt it in the post #you’re still reading. why. also also while I have your attention go drink some water :)#lava’s rambles

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