#emmett asks

[volturissideslut]

Can you pretty please make a japer hale/Cullen one where if he saw his human mate crying and what he would do. He's my biggest comfort character and I would appreciate it so dearly but, if not that is completely okay I promise you. 🫶

Ps. I love you're writing I read you're page when I'm feeling down and just through out the day. It brings me comfort and happiness I appreciate you as a person in this world of ours. You are amazing and you are doing an amazing and lovely job.

𝕵𝖆𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝕳𝖆𝖑𝖊

"Darlin'?" his country accent rings out through your dark and empty room,his vampire eyes easily letting him locate you hurried in the covers on your bed where you sniffle quietly.

He watches in the reflection of your mirror as you squeeze your eyes shut, almost af if it would hide you from the world. If he wasn't so worried about you right now he'd chuckle at the sincerity and childishness at it.

"Bad day, Darlin?" he tries again, and you hum back in response - unable to get your voice to work right now.

At that, he's kicking off his shoes and climbing into bed with you, turning your lamp on as he goes so you can see him. Her pulls you close to him and holds you tight.

"want to talk about it?"

You shake your head no.

"want me to use my gift?"

You hesitate, but ultimately shake your head no.

"... want me to leave?"

You shake your head no.

His thumb rubs soothing circles into your side and the sniffles die down eventually. "I'll let you have tonight, but I want you to talk to me tomorrow. Is that okay, sugar?" his accent becomes a bit thicker in the vulnerable moment.

You nod, turning over and hugging him tightly. Face buried in his neck and arms holding him tight, you mumble a small "thank you, Jasper" before you fall asleep in his icy warm embrace.

#x reader #twilight #twilight renascence #headcannons #hc #twilight saga #twilight x reader #twilight imagine #the cullens #jasper whitlock x reader #jasper hale x reader #jasper whitlock #jasper hale #jasper hale fluff #asks open #reqs open #carlisle cullen #esme cullen #alice cullen #emmett cullen #rosalie cullen #edward cullen #bella swan

[ezzakennebba]

would you ever by chance draw rosalie & emmett?? (they’ve been a fave ship of mine for well over a decade, i love hot people in love) i just discovered your twilight art & i’m OBSESSED!!! <3

he’s telling her about the roman empire

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight fanart #ezzasart #myart #illustration #digital art #fanart #drawing #rosalie hale #emmett cullen #tts #god i love them #bisexual dream fr #girl boss male wife #also yeah i gave emmett bear scars bc #vampires #asks

[kiss-me-cill-me]

cillian murphy thighs google images

Well, it's probably been long enough since I made my search history deal with 20 back-to-back requests for "Cillian Murphy hands," so sure, why not?

(Images are not mine and are from various sources, including "wikiFeet" which is just about the most internet phrase I've ever heard)

#honestly there aren't as many thigh-centric Cillian pictures as I thought there would be #welcome to the family of various disconnected body part anons #thigh anon 🦵 #also Emmett In Shorts will now be living in my head rent free forever #lemmy talks #anon ask #cillian murphy

[lookitsaworm]

Honestly can you imagine Edward asking Carlisle, Jasper and Emmett about sex.

It's extremely awkward but Carlisle just gives the average speech (incase Edward didn't know what it is because he's a repressed Victorian child) with extra "don't hold her too tight in case you crush her bones" and "don't rip out her throat" speeches for ✨drama✨ (because Carlisle is a slut for dramatics do not fight me on this, have you seen that scene in new moon when he's fixing Bella- he fucking planned that. I will accept no arguments)

Jasper is all southern and stuff and looks just a lil bit constipated but gives Edward a nice brotherly speech on how to not accidentally kill your wife.

Emmett, however, looks him dead in the eye, hands him an illustrated copy of the karma sutra and tells him to, and I quote, "Go eat pussy like a champ"

Edward however is a repressed virgin and has been for over 100 years so he prolly nutted as soon as Bella started taking her shirt off and he certainly did not eat pussy like a champ or find the clit.

#imagine being over 100 years old and having to ask your dad how to fuck your wife #edward cullen #carlisle cullen #jasper whitlock #jasper hale #emmett cullen #twilight #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight meme #twilight shitpost

[cheriboms]

doctober day 28: metallic

local old man doesnt "get" the youths, pt 1/??

#back to the future #bttf #doctober #doctober 2023 #marty mcfly #doc brown #emmett brown #christopher lloyd #michael j fox #my arts #my sketchy wip arts #im not saying marty definitely had braces... but im saying marty definitely had braces #basing it all on that scene in bttf3 where bufords gang randomly talks about martys teeth. thats my proof !!! #plus apparently average amt of time to have them is like a year so like its POSSIBLE. (i had them for like 3+ years so go off i guess 😒) #anyway this isnt late B) but it almost is bc i was still debating TODAY what to even do >_>; #but here we are so yeah <3 #the generational difference of 'polite/goody two shoes' vs 'degenerate/badass' being seen as good and bad things respectively #docs thoughts: hooligan bad!! respectable citizen good :) -> martys thoughts: im not a nerd PLEASE GOD IM COOL I SWEAR #ps tell me marty WOULDNT ask the local disgraced scientist hes known for like 3 months to do literal surgery on him. theyre ride or die PLS #< for all the trans!marty truthers that also applies to u. i think we can all agree hes not above just straight up asking. king

[aquanova99]

headcanons for the cullen clan reacting to their mate not saying 'I love you' back? like as a prank-

have a nice day :>

Carlisle

He thinks you didn’t hear him

Gets closer to you to say it again

Kinda hard not to say it back when he’s being so earnest about it

He never catches onto your joke, he just thinks you zone out alot

Esme

She just stares at you because she knows you heard her

She won’t say anything till you say it back

She does not like that joke and will absolutely scold you for it

Would not recommend trying again

Rosalie

Also doesn’t like this joke either

But she takes it a step further

“Oh so you don’t want to say you love me anymore that’s fine.”

You: “no wait it was a jok—“

Her: “nope it’s fine.”

Silent treatment for a week, she will break up with you if you think playing with her emotions is funny

Emmett

Annoys you until you say it back

Just constant “babe did you hear me? Babe. Baaabbeeeeee. Love meeee.”

Jasper

His feelings are probably a little hurt because homeboy has issues, like he worries for a split second before he realizes you are just messing with him because of his gift

So he probably puppy dog eyes until you say it back tenfold

But while he didn’t like he’s still petty so you’ll say you were just kidding and you love him and he’ll just…

Either not say anything or say ‘that’s what I thought’

Alice

The second you get this plan in your head she sees it

She won’t say I love you first until you decide to stop being dumb

Edward

If he can read your mind chances are he knows what you’re thinking

If you block him by just a thinking of random songs or anything that he can’t pinpoint that it’s a joke he will think you’re crazy and need to be seen by someone “Carlisle???”

If he can’t read you’re mind he’s going to be conflicted

Maybe they don’t love me anymore, it’s probably for the best they’re too good for me, but I can’t let them go, but they deserve better

You can literally see him malfunctioning but your rather not get into that now so you say you weren’t thinking at the moment

Bella

She knew it

It’s because you realized you can do better right? Right???

She starts saying so much nonsense you never tell her you were joking and say you were distracted about something your family said earlier that day

#aquas asks #twilight #new moon #eclipse #breaking dawn #bella swan #bella swan imagines #edward cullen #edward cullen imagine #alice cullen imagine #alice cullen #jasper cullen imagine #jasper hale imagine #jasper cullen #jasper hale #rosalie hale #rosalie hale imagine #rosalie cullen #rosalie cullen imagine #emmett cullen imagine #emmett cullen #esme cullen #esme cullen imagine #carlisle cullen #carlisle cullen imagine #cullen imagines #the cullens #the cullen headcanons

[emmkitt]

Hi, anon here, could you pretty pretty pretty pretty plllleeaasseeeeeee make some more humanoid mephone4 stuff? I’m experiencing withdrawals. No stress though!

ive been meaning to draw him again…,

#emmett live reaction to the shit yall send me #<-ITS JUDT MY ASK RESPONSE TAG SORRY #inanimate insanity #osc #ii mephone4

[panlight]

Okay so Emmet ideas from someone who lives in the Appalachia and who regularly goes to the Smokies and the Dollywood area

Emmet’s from Gatlinburg so he is very country but not the bad way, he’s a redneck hick and proud but he’s not gonna call you slurs for being gay or whatever

his family has know Dolly Parton’s family for generations and his biggest flex is he has scheduled brunch meets up with Dolly

he knows every Dolly Parton song by heart

him and Rosalie are season pass holders at Dollywood and every time they go he gets emotional about how much his home has grown

him and Rose rent/own a cabin in the Smokies and he shows her around all his old spots and tells her lots of stories back from when he was human

during the Tennessee wildfires a couple years ago he came down and help with the evacuations, the rescues, and the recovery efforts cause he loves his hometown so much

he’s a big supporter for animal conservation especially for black bears, they may have killed him but he will protect them with his immortal life

he loves black bears with a passion (it’s a personality trait in the Smokies)

whenever he decides to go to college again his top choice is UT because he loves being a Vol

on the folk hero thing: if you encounter a bear and feel threatened, start singing Jolene and Emmet will appear, distract the bear and walk you to safety

sorry for all this but your post made me go slightly insane with these ideas and I had to share

Thank you for blessing us with your Emmett ideas!

#asks #emmett cullen

[ginwhitlock]

“If we had happy endings, we'd all be under gravestones now.”

#do not ask me who these people are this was completed over like a whole month #mine #edit #twilightedit #twilight #thetwilightsaga #thetwilightsagaedit #ttsedit #edward cullen #esme cullen #bella swan #emmett cullen #rosalie hale #carlisle cullen #jasper whitlock #jasper hale

[volturissideslut]

Headcanons for Edward with a flirty s/o?

𝕰𝖉𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖉 𝕮𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓

This was really fun to write. Reader is a vampire that's been with him for decades. Edward isn't moody and broody, he's in a happy relationship.

One thing that always managed to bring a smile to Edwards cold undead face was you. His mate. Decades into your relationship you somehow make the centuries old man still feel like a giddy teenager in his first relationship.

Even now, as he pulls into the garage at the Cullen house, you act as if its the first time you've ever seen him

"Hey hottie," your grin is teasing and although you're only just started, he's fighting back a laugh. "your should take me on a date sometime" you wink and spread your palm over his shoulder,biting your lip.

"maybe I should" he tries to sound cocky, like he usually is, but fails miserably. Grabbing your chin, he pulls you in for a big smooch and feels all warm and gooey inside.

You hand him a card. One with your number on it, he recognises, given that it's the one he uses most often, the one saved on his speed dial. He looks at you, only to be met with the sight on you walking away with a sway to your hips. Turning to the side, you gesture a phone with your hand and whisper a "call me"

It genuinely takes him a moment to compose himself, head down to hide the sunshine smile he's got right now.

Giggling like a school girl, he dials your number even though he knows youre upstairs in your shared room.

"hey hottie" he says this time when you pick up, listening to your laugh on the other side of the line and upstairs using his vampire hearing. "so when should I take you on this date, huh?"

#twilight #x reader #twilight renascence #headcannons #hc #twilight saga #twilight x reader #twilight imagine #edward cullen x reader #edward cullen #carlisle cullen #esme cullen #emmett cullen #rosalie hale #jasper hale #alice cullen #bella swan #asks open #reqs open

[nightwonder7]

Hey :D! I’ve been a fan of yours for almost a year or two and just wanted to tell u that your art style is great :]!!! I especially love your IDV art and comics, it’s so silly/pos

By any chance, do you have IDV OCs :O? Just wondering abt it if you do !!

FGHJSAKFhjkfdhsjs thank you so much!! ;A; I'm really flattered to hear!! >/////////< 💖💖💖

I don't have any IDV OCs, but I did sketch some of my other OCs in the IDV style a long time ago.

Maybe I'll do some refined versions some day. Either imagining them as characters in the game and come up with in-game abilities, or make a crossover essence mock-up where each of them are a skin and assign them to canon characters.

#ask #chardonnai #idv #identity v #oc #original character #everwynch manor #grim facets #emmett dean abberoth #melanie vinter #oob #wayne barner #timothy daw #audrey haupe #jakob ross lockhart #sketch #night's art

[kiss-me-cill-me]

omg wearing a cute lil bikini and tanning on the patio while watching emmett mow the lawn…. what am i turning into

PLEASE anon, my delicate sensibilities 🫠

Also casually tagging @slut4thebroken for... reasons

#lemmy talks #anon ask #and the reasons are as follows: #1) to bask in our shared Emmett thirst #2) I think she would slay with this concept if she's interested in writing it #3) how u doin bbg? 🫶

[ticklet0d]

I need someone to look at me the way Emmett looks at Elle.

Is that to much to ask??

#elle woods #emmett forrest #little miss woods comma elle #legally blonde the musical #take it like a man #is that too much to ask

[rhapsoddity]

Does Emmett know Grimstone's identity?

When Grim appears in the plot he will lmao

#ask #anon #as my self insert Emmett gets knowing who grim is rights

[camerasarerolling]

Hm. I see you’re having a hard time right now… Would you want some help?

[she smiles.]

-🕰️🎉

Im- Fine, Perfectly fine.

#Emmett's Documents🎥 #bitch no #never asks for help

[emmkitt]

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im still not that good at drawing mephone but i like the headcanon where the floor doesn’t know how to flirt so he’s just really corny (dare i say cheesy)

THE HOMOSEXUALS THE HOMOSEXUALS THIS CANONICALLY HAPPENED ACTUALLY IT WAS JUST OFF SCREEN SO WE DIDNT SEE IT I LOVE THESE GOOBERS GRAAAA

one of these days i will perish from this mortal realm forever, and the only remnant of my existence will be the fact i shipped a phone with a face on the ground. i think thats pretty awesome

anyways episode 19 amirite

IM JUST SAYING. THOSE LINES. THEY WERE TOOOTALLLY HINTING AT FLOORPHONE BEING CANON TRUST ME I WAS IN THE ROOM WITH ALL THE WRITERS THEY TOLD ME. THEY TOLD ME ITS CANON. REAL. source? dude , just trust me.

#floorphone #inanimate insanity #osc #emmett live reaction to the shit yall send me #i forgot i had a tag for asks rip