#emperor's new groove imagine

[ssadumba55]

Emperor Kuzco x Reader General Headcanons

Request: heyy!! So since requests are open I'm here to request something of my favorite character, emperor kuzco. My request is emperor kuzco x reader general headcannons. I really love emperor kuzco and I'd appreciate it.

Kuzco isn't big on physical affection, he didn't grow up with that (or any affection really being raised by Yzma) so he's not going to be immediately keen on affection related to physical touch (hand holding, hugs, even kissing, etc)

Slowly though, as the two of you spend more time together he may open up and allow it more often

That's mostly in private though, because in public he is a huge fan of PDA. He's a showy/flashy guy, that includes when it comes to his relationships. He will want to show you off as much as possible.

He's not really big and it's something he's aware of, so he doesn't try to pretend he can defend you. He will always have bodyguards around for that reason, to protect the both of you.

Family dinners with Pacha, Chicha, Kronk and the kids. There's always room for one more, Pacha and Chicha love you because they firmly believe you round Kuzco out/keep him in line.

Playing games with the kids (and Kronk and sometimes Kuzco, if he can allow himself to participate)

Reminding him he doesn't have to do everything alone, often when he's stressed and overworking himself. He is the ruler of a kingdom after all and he became one fairly young, he doesn't really know how to keep the pressure from getting to him

Sure, he pretends the world revolves around him, but he will make a genuine effort to pay attention to you as well

He will follow you around like a puppy if you're busy doing your own thing, he likes to know about the things you're into, he might ask you to teach him one of your hobbies

Running your fingers through his hair (because he loves that even if he pretends he doesn't)

Dressing each other up, even if you have a terrible fashion sense, it's just something the two of you like to do for fun to blow off steam. You hold mini fashion shows for each other

Listening to him vent or about his nightmares/stresses, especially related to what everyone now refers to as the 'llama incident'. Even if he doesn't want advice, he appreciates you taking the time to sit and listen to him

Dancing around the palace, on your own or together, the two of you can't stop yourselves from dancing

Gossiping. Come on, you can't tell me Kuzco isn't a total gossip.

Convincing him to talk out his feelings and make up with Pacha (when the two have the occasional argument). And if once or twice, he refers to Pacha as a father figure not making a huge fuss. He's gone long enough without a group of people supporting him, you're happy for him

Pranks! Lots of pranks! You're basically two grown children around each other, how could you resist pulling pranks!

At the end of the day, you just enjoy each other's company and are both grateful you found each other

#disney imagine #disney x reader #disney headcanons #emperor's new groove imagine #emperor kuzco x reader #kuzco x reader #gender neutral reader #gender neutral imagine

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Chaggie AU where Vaggie is a member of a holy order devoted to slaying monsters. As part of her becoming a holy knight, she must commune with an Angel to be granted their divine power... only something goes wrong with the ritual, and the being that appears before her is none other than the Princess of Hell.

Lute: “Gay?! She’s supposed to be HOLY!”

Adam: “Yeah, hot.”

Lute: “…let. Me. See. That. SuMMOnINg sCRiPTuRE.”

Adam: “Sure thing dude. Here.”

Lute: “This isn’t a holy rite, this is… WRITINGS OF SAPPHO!”

Adam: "Heh, heathen and homoerotic. WLWhoops?"

-

Charlie: “You should really be more careful next time!"

Vaggie: "Uh."

Charlie: "Lot’s of other demons would be thrilled to get yanked into the mortal world without a circle of binding to hold them- especially by someone as cute as you-

Vaggie: "Excuse me?"

Charlie: "And when I say thrilled, I mean in the blood and guts and screaming kinda way, NOT just in the 'can feel hellfire in my cheeks' kinda way. Safe summoning is important!!”

Vaggie: “Why’re you drawing the circle in yourself, then. With your… claws.”

Charlie: “Because you didn’t?” (dusts fire off her hands) “Anyway you should be good now, ask me anything!”

Vaggie: “You’re seriously not taking advantage of being summoned but not bound?"

Charlie: "I'm taking advantage of the view!"

Charlie: (beat)

Charlie: "Of the, mortal world, I am enjoying the pretty scenery."

Vaggie: "It's dark."

Charlie: "I'm enjoying the beautiful knight. Night. Night without a 'K'. Not knight like YOU'RE a knight, not that you aren't beautiful-"

Vaggie: "I'm. What."

Charlie: "The one who should be talking now! Not me. I think I've done enough talking for now. I think I'm good on having said stuff recently. I think I should be quiet for a bit."

Vaggie: (gay) (not immune to adorable ladies) "WHY are you here. You're not, what I expected."

Charlie: “I'm not the usual demon- As hell princess I get first dibs on all summons! After dad anyway.”

Vaggie: (of COURSE she's a princess) “Why answer this one.”

Charlie: “You’re missing an eye? It looks painful?"

Vaggie: "...so?

Charlie: "?? I thought maybe you wanted help with that.”

Vaggie: "It's a penance. You can't help with it."

Charlie: "oh."

Vaggie: “...That’s it? You're not here for anything else?”

Charlie: “….”

Charlie: “You um. You look very cool in that armor.” (cringes) “Awesome.” (cringes more)

Vaggie: “Are you a siren or a succubus or something.”

Charlie: “What!? No! No I’m just, I just think girls are hot! Cool! You look great!! …girls all look great, and you’re a girl, and you…”

Vaggie: “…”

Vaggie: “Do you need any demons slayed?”

Charlie: “Ahaa, no.”

Vaggie: “Holy quests completed?”

Charlie: “No?”

Vaggie: “Are you gonna eat me.”

Charlie: “N-not on the first date- I- OH YOU MEAN ACTUALLY-? No no no! I don’t, I’m, I don’t eat souls. Or people.”

Vaggie: “So what’s the catch here. The price.”

Charlie: “Nothing. I just wanted to help.”

Charlie: “Okay and maaaaybe have a nice conversation for once. Kinda short on them in hell.”

Vaggie: “… is there ANYTHING I can help you with?”

Charlie: “Well I just broke up with-”

Vaggie: “I’ll kill them.”

Charlie: “-and I could really use a date for the ball, I mean! No killing needed!! Dad isn’t going again, mom’s um, busy. And it’ll be a lot less awkward if I already have a dance partner, you know?”

Vaggie: “You want me to find you a dance partner.”

Charlie: “Oh no I, I was hoping- do YOU dance?”

Vaggie: "Me."

Charlie: "If you want to?"

Vaggie: “You’re asking me to go to hell.”

Charlie: “Shit. Right, dumb idea. It’s my home but, yeah. It’s not like anyone enjoys being here.”

Vaggie: (fuck she's cute) (fuck she's SAD)

Vaggie: “No one does? What about you?”

Charlie: “I… just wish the people would be nicer. A place is the people who live there, right?”

Vaggie: “…”

Vaggie: “I’ll come.”

Charlie: “You wha?”

Vaggie: “I’ll come to the dance.”

Charlie: "But- hell! Why-"

Vaggie: "Hell’s a better place than I thought."

Charlie: "You've never even BEEN here!"

Vaggie: "I've met you."

Charlie: ".... I'm not... the usual demon."

Vaggie: "I'll take my chances. I'll need to borrow a dress though. All I have up here is, armor."

Charlie: "I can, I can change that. A dress. N- no problem."

Vaggie: "It's a deal then." (holds out hand) "A dance for a dress?"

Charlie: (takes her hand and shakes it eagerly while bowing) "ITS A DATE!"

Vaggie: (chuckles) "Yeah, I guess that's a better word for it."

Charlie: "And I PROMISE when we dance I WON'T trample your toes with my hooves!"

Vaggie: "... should I just keep the sabatons on?"

Charlie: "I promise to find you a dress that goes good with your armored shoes so your toes don't get trampled on."

Vaggie: "We're gonna be quite the pair, aren't we."

Charlie: "Heheh~"

-

Lute: "WHAT HAPPENED WHY WAS THERE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE INSTEAD OF HOLY LIGHT WHY WERE YOU COMMUNING WITH A FIEND SO LONG IS IT DEAD DID YOU KILL IT???"

Vaggie: "Does taking her heart count?"

Adam: "Whoooo VaGEEE! Totally FUCKED that demon huh!!"

Vaggie: "Mm, not totally sir."

Vaggie: (smiling) (softly to herself) "Not on the first date."

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #lute hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #silly girlfriend summoning au #incorrect quotes #first part taken from the emperor's new groove- please imagine lute and adam as kronk and yzma #anyway diversity win! #the holy knight and demon princess who fall in love are both queer!! #and dumb! #it will turn out great im sure

[thatdoodlebug]

sulley and randall as pacha and kuzco

cos they're the same characters actually

#i always used to imagine it as sulley and randall cos im like that #monsters inc #sulley #randall boggs #james p sullivan #the emperor's new groove #disney #pixar #mi #mu #randall #au #doodle #kuzco #pacha

[widevibratobitch]

this is what Porthos and Aramis look like in my head in The Vicomte de Bragellone btw

#the three musketeers #les trois mousquetaires #i have been thinking about this for days now and i promised myself i would NOT put that on tumblr #but the gods of shitpost have triumphed again #it's just. the vibe. look at them. #i think the only thing that could possibly make the man in the iron mask subplot even better #is if louis xiv was changed into a llama #alas. Dumas was not ahead of his time in this particular case. tragic really. #oh also d'artagnan? he looks like the moustache guy from the looney tunes. i saw that post once years ago #and i havent been able to imagine him in my head as anything other than that #ever since. #but back to kronk and yzma. just look at them. she's even wearing purple aka the bishop colour. #im right. you know it. i know it. #le vicomte de bragellone #emperor's new groove

[thelostcinnamonroll]

Blorbooo 🦙

Working on this wasn’t easy, stuff kept happening with Opentoonz, BUT ITS DONE AND I LOVE IT 😭 my reward is to watch the animated series and rewatch the movies jshfjsnf

#emperorsnewgroove #laslocurasdelemperador #kuzco #llama #animation #opentoonz #animation2d #artist #theemperorsnewgroovefanart #fananimation

#emperor kuzco #the emperors new groove #fan animation #opentoonz #i love this silly llama #blorbo #i love this self centered prick #las locuras del emperador #I WISH I WAS PART OF THE TEAM ANIMATING THIS MOVIE #I imagine this is like a sequel to end of the first movie #but now pacha turned him into a llama cause he still hasn’t learned shit

[michelleleewise]

Loki's Di-Lama 🦙🦙🦙- The good, the Bad and the Loki.....

Pairing: Eventual Loki x Reader but right now he thinks she's a stinky mess and she thinks he's a hot jerk. Together they're a hot mess.

Warnings: Some innuendos and euphemisms about what Loki is packing down under and the effect it may have on some people. 🤨🤨 mild swearing, attempted poisoning, pining, enemies to lovers.....no llamas or cats were harmed in the making if this fic, and imma dip into some implied smut.....nothing graphic tho don't worry!!

Summary: In the land of Asgard, King Loki is selfish and vain. His arrogance causes others to plot against him. When he's turned into a llama, will humble peasant Y/N help Loki even though he plans to knock down her beloved village and build...a closet for his clothes?!

A/N: written with the wonderful and amazing @xorpsbane as my coauthor, who will be picking up the pen for the next part!! 💚💚

Part four-

"Aaaahhhhh ruuuunnnn!" Nat heard scream from her kids room. She ran up to see what was going on when she saw her son flailing on the bed "Hey brucie, what's wrong?" She asked shaking him awake "I had the worst dream, auntie y/n was running through the forest being chased by jaguars and there was this squirrel names jason.....and she fell and cascaded down a raging river of DEATH!" He said panting "hey hey your aunt Is fine, she just went back to see the king." Nat said smiling "did you tell her to take panties? He'll definitely see her then." He said "well I had a dream auntie kissed a llama!" Your daughter wamda ran in jumping on the bed. "Ew..that would never happen." Brucie said "it could!" She yelled "NU UH!" He yelled "YA HUH!" She yelled back "alright!! Go to sleep you two." Nat said turning the light off as the children continue to bicker.

Meanwhile......deep in the forest........

You dove into the river head first, coming up shaking your head, looking over seeing Loki laying on his back with his tongue sticking out. "Good...stupid llama." You growled swimming over to the bank grabbing your soap. You tried to ignore his constant rude remarks about how you smelled but if you were being honest it was making you a tad self conscious, so you decided to wash up while he slept. You lathered the bar in your hand, scrubbing the last couple of days off of you inhaling the sweet scent of the soap before getting enough on your hands to wash your hair. Dipping your head under to rinse you came up seeing Loki looking at you wide eyed "Holy shit! What the hell are you doing!?" You yelled sinking down, trying to forget your chest was entirely exposed to him two seconds ago.

"Um...well you see....I was....and you were....I'm gonna go." He said darting off back to where you made camp. Your cheeks burned with embarrassment but the fact that he was flustered made you smile. You got out, drying off you put on some clean clothes that you had packed before walking back over by the fire. Sitting down you looked over seeing Loki's back to you "it's safe to turn around you know." You said laughing as he grabbed your poncho with his teeth and slowly walked over to you dropping it next to you "umm, so thanks....for that" He said looking everywhere but at you. "Well, I know it's not panties but..." you trailed off picking it up. "So, I was um thinking, maybe I could possibly consider building my closet...somewhere else." He said quietly looking down.

You looked at him wide eyed for a minute "does this have anything to do with you seeing my breasts a minute ago?" You asked "what!? Absolutely not! I've seen lots of breasts....more then you I'm sure." He said bragginly "I'm sure." You smiled pulling your poncho on "see here, I can have any breasts I choose...and I do not need stinky peasent breasts thank you." He sneered walking off making you roll your eyes "so...your choosing to be nice?" You asked "Well yeah, is that so hard to believe?" He asked as you stared at him. "I mean, there are nicer places for a closet instead of that dirt heap you call a village." He said.

You glared at him a minute, trying to decide if he was lying "what is your problem?" He asked "so, I take you back to the palace and you'll leave my village alone?" You asked "thats what I said....your ears do work don't they?" He asked sarcastically. You held out your hand deciding to trust him when he lifted his hoof "don't shake unless you mean what you say." You said stently as he looked at you hesitantly before shaking your hand. "Awesome! Let's get you back to your pantie collection." You said standing up. "Thank the norns!" He said following behind you. You made it to a clearing, seeing the bridge you smiled "ok, once we reach the other side its only about an hour." You said as he pushed past you "kings first..." he said starting to cross the bridge.

You made it about half way, hearing the wood groan with your combined weight. "Hey, maybe we should..." you started as a board cracked, sending you down between the two planks, barely grabbing a piece of rope before plummeting to the river below. "Loki! Help me!" You yelled, seeing him walk back looking down at you "mm....no I'm good." He said smiling "your just gonna leave me here?" You asked glaring at him "Well, I had considered having you flogged....maybe imprisoned, but I do like this" He smiled "now if you'll excuse me, I have people to see and panties to collect." He said turning around. "But we shook hands you ungrateful little..." you yelled gripping the rope.

"You know, it doesn't really count...if you don't have hands!" He smirked "ok...bu-bye." He said walking off again when a board snapped sending him down with you, his limbs tangling in the ropes "Oh gods, are you ok?" You asked seeing the panicked look on his face "y..yeah...I think so." He said shakely "ok good" You said kicking him hard, sending him into the cliff face. "That's for lieing to me!" You yelled he swung back knocking you into the other cliff face "that's for kidnapping me and making me smell you you stinky peasant..oh, and I'm still gonna knock your village down." He said laughing "Hey! Now wait just a minute!" He said as you pushed off, ramming into him hard knocking him to the other side.

"I don't know why I risked my life for a selfish little ass like you!" You yelled bracing against the cliff "I used to think there was good in eveyone, but your just rotten!" You yelled "awww now i feel really bad... bad llama." He mocked slapping himself. "I should have let you die out there from your own stupidity, and all my problems would be solved." You sneered "Well that makes you stinky aaaand stupid then." He sneered from the other side. "Let's end this" you glared "peasents first." He smiled. You both pushed off, ready to rip him apart when you heard several cracks above you. You both stopped, looking up seeing the bridge fall apart "shit.." you sighed as you both plummeted down towards the river, the canyon walls closing in on you the further you fell.

"Put your feet out." You yelled, doing the same when yout backs met, you both sliding to a stop. Looking down seeing alligators swarming in the river just below you "oh my gods we're gonna die! I'm too pretty to die!" He cried out. "What are we going to do?" He asked, your grip beginning to slip. You looked up seeing a rope hanging down from the now broken bridge "ok, stop whining, I have an idea." You said "I beg your pardon. I was not whining." He said sternly "would you please shut up for once." You said "ok, this is what we're gonna do." You reached back, looping your arms with his "ok, push against my back, and we're going to walk up the cliff." You said.

"And go." You said, pressing yourself against him as you slowly made your way up. "Ok, almost....there..." you said reaching up grabbing the rope, pulling on it seeing it tangled in a small bush higher up "shit...it's stuck." You said pulling hard "no worries, take your time...I have all day." He sighed when you pulled as hard as you could, not realizing there was a nest of scorpions until it was soon late. "Your smell is getting a tad overwhelming, so if you could...." he trailed off feeling something fall onto his chest "SCORPIONS!" He screeched, letting go of your arms he began flailing when his feet slipped. "Shit...Loki!" You yelled grabbing his tail before he fell, slamming him into the cliff wall. "Why is it always my face!" He yelled.

You looked down, trying to figure out how you were going to pull you both up when you felt something slide down your back "aaahhh no no no!" You screamed, slamming your back against the cliff "what are you..." Loki trailed off, hearing a strange sound coming from a hole in the cliff face "umm...y/n..." he said trying to get your attention as you continued frantically trying to get them off you. "Y/N!" He yelled "WHAT!?" You yelled back looking down as a swarm of bats shot out of the rock into Loki's face. "What is happening!?" You yelled, trying to pull him up as he failed and swung frantically trying to get them away from him when he bolted up the cliff face, dragging you behind him, holding the rope for dear life. "Loki...stop!" You yelled when he jumped, you both landing hard at the top of the cliff.

You groaned, rolling over seeing him wide eyed and panting "are...are you ok?" You asked "y..yeah I think so.." he trailed off trying to stand up. You got to your knees, looking down trying to comprehend everything that just happened when the rock beneath you shifted and began to slide down "Y/n!" Loki yelled, grabbing your poncho in his mouth he pulled you back throwing you aside as the rock broke off and tumbled down the cliff. "Oo...did you see that! I snatched you from the jaws of death itself." He bragged puffing his chest out "oh...I'm a crumbly canyon wall and I'm taking you with...well not today sir" He yelled. Was he dancing? "Mm uh huh uh huh uh huh..." he continued as you sat up "y..you...saved me life.." you trailed off making him freeze.

"I..well...I still need you to get back to the palace." He said sternly. "No...you could have made it...you like me." You smirked standing up "what!? Absolutely not..." he said looking around "Come on...admit it..." you said walking closer "nope..nu uh..." he said looking around "Loooki...." you cooed smiling "what's the big deal!? No one's that heartless." He rushed out, his nervousness making you giggle "don't read too much into it...it was a one time thing." He said non chalantly. "Yeah...ok." you said brushing the dirt off of you. "Well, with that bridge out, it's a four day walk to the palace, we should get going." You said walking back the way you came "your...your still taking me back?" He asked running up to you. "I said i would didn't i?" You said shrugging. "Well yeah....but I'm still building my epic closet when I get back." He smiled walking beside you.

"Well, four days is a pretty long time..who knows, you may change your mind." You said smiling. "Riiiight...." he said "so...what are the chances you'll carry me?" He asked nudging you. "Not Good." You said looking ahead. You walked side by side for awhile, chancing small glances at him smiling, as much as you hated to admit it the ass was growing on you. Underneath that spoiled, pampered facade there was a decent man, you just had to pull him out. Maybe in the next four days you could...

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@vbecker10 @lokisgoodgirl @sinsandguilt @high-functioning-lokipath @mochie85 @slytherclaw1227 @jaidenhawke @budugu @schizonephilim @lokidokieokie @holdmytesseract @your-taste-on-my-lips @lokixryss @asgardianprincess1050 @tallseaweed @aniar4wniak @sekaishell @lokispetblogs @loopsisloops @trojanaurora @lonadane @all-envy-suyu @yelkmelk @stupidthoughtsinwriting @123forgottherest @silverfire475 @goblingirlsarah @commanding-officer @glitterylokislut @kkdvkyya @cueloki @daggers-and-mischief @sititran @witchyblue @verycollectivecreator @nixymarvelkins @chantsdemarins @shinraski @usagishira @nightshadelm @filthyhiddles @dukes2581 @assemblingavenger @lulubelle814 @irishhappiness @wolfsmom1 @luvlady-writes @lovingchoices14 @thomase1

#loki #loki fanfiction #loki fanfic #loki au #Llama Loki #loki x reader #loki x female reader #loki x f!reader #lokis new groove #emperors new groove #loki x you #loki x y/n #loki odinson x you #loki odinson imagine #loki odinson x reader #loki odinson x y/n #loki odinson #loki odinson fanfiction #loki odinson x female reader #loki laufeyson x y/n #loki laufeyson fanfic #loki laufeyson imagine #loki laufeyson x reader #loki laufeyson x female reader #loki laufeyson x you #loki laufeyson #loki imagine #loki and you #loki and reader #llama face

[lilithfairen]

Very, Very, Very Bad Idea

The God of Light, fed up with Salem's shenanigans, finally decides to reunite her with Ozma.

But he gets the name wrong and instead revives the treacherous adviser to an ancient emperor. Salem finds her endearing, takes her as a new partner, and begins a campaign to become empresses of the world alongside...Yzma.

And somewhere along the way Team RWBY has to work together with a team led by a narcissistic ruler, someone whose "it's all about me" attitude led him to name his team after himself, and so Salem and Yzma are opposed by both Team RWBY and...Team KZCO.

...Team KZKO, rather.

#rwby #the emperor's new groove #i told you #i said it would be a bad idea #you could not imagine #just from reading the title #could you?

[mur-art]

Artistic rendition of Idc-Bitsy spider drawn on my phone. ( she’s about to climb the water spout for the sake of humanity. )

Ajfhdkdks I'm dead this is wonderful.

#asks #okay but she makes an adorable tarantula #imagine like an au like the emperors new groove but instead of teaching the spoiled prince(ss) a lesson by turning her into a llama #she gets turned into a spider #wttt

[guardianoftheotherside]

Pov:Durning one of their mission War and Strife felt into water by accident.

War: Don’t tell me. We are about to go over a hugs waterfall.

Strife: Yep.

War: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Strife: Most likely.

War: Bring it on.

#darksiders #strife #war #horsemen #imagines #source: emperor's new groove

[ultimatefartwizard]

Dark Enchantress doing her mascara, from the POV of her crusty dusty mirror!

#cookie run #cookie run fanart #cookie run ovenbreak #crob fanart #crob #cookie run kingdom #crk #crk fanart #ultimatefartwizard #dark enchantress cookie #yeah I imagine she has the same facial structure as yzma from emperors new groove #mascara #she doesnt clean her mirror its definitely smudged with mystery stuff

[ssadumba55]

Masterlist: Walt Disney Animated Pictures (Pt. 1)

All my writing for Peter Pan, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, A Goofy Movie, Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, Emperor's New Groove, Atlantis: The Lost Empire and Wish will be linked here!

Imagines full one shots with your favourite Disney characters

PETER PAN

Peter Pan Neverland (Gender Neutral Reader)

ALADDIN

Aladdin The Palace (Gender Neutral Reader)

Genie Piano (Gender Neutral Reader)

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

Nothing Yet

THE LITTLE MERMAID

Ariel Muse (Gender Neutral Reader)

A GOOFY MOVIE

Nothing Yet

HERCULES

Nothing Yet

MULAN

Nothing Yet

TARZAN

Jane Porter Jungle Girl (Female Reader)

EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE

Kuzco Puppy Love (Female Reader)

ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE

Milo Thatch Sidelines (FtM Reader)

Headcanons Headcanons that relate to Disney characters

Max Goof and Bobby Zimmeruski Crush Headcanons (Gender Neutral) Christmas with Max Goof (Gender Neutral & Autistic Reader) Dating Peter Pan Would Include (Gender Neutral) Christmas on Neverland Would Include (Gender Neutral) Princes/Villains Kissing Headcanons (Gender Neutral) Disney Characters Tucking You In (Gender Neutral) Disney Characters Cuddling (Gender Neutral) Spending Halloween with Disney Characters (Gender Neutral) Being Aladdin's Friend (Gender Neutral) Disney Princesses and their Ideal Partners Pt. 1 (Gender Neutral) Disney Princesses and their Ideal Partners Pt. 2 (Gender Neutral) General Emperor Kuzco Headcanons (Gender Neutral)

#milo's masterlists #peter pan imagine #aladdin imagine #beauty and the beast imagine #the little mermaid imagine #a goofy movie imagine #hercules imagine #mulan imagine #tarzan imagine #emperor's new groove imagine #atlantis the lost empire imagine #disney imagine #disney x reader #disney headcanons #male reader #female reader #gender neutral reader #trans reader

[mildkleptomania]

are you ready to see one of the sillier character concepts i've done

are you?

really?

alright, here he is

yes he drinks milk out of a wine glass

no he is not a humanoid cat in there, aside from maybe having slightly more handlike paws

yes he is going to make cat puns on purpose in his villain monologue while he has you strapped to his James Bond death trap table

#art #my art #cat #furry adjacent #tomes setting #technically this is the fantasy setting rework of him #but all that really changes is now the struggling evil genius accidentally responsible for his creation is now a wizard #and also he's got magic powers instead of very minor psychic ones he doesn't know about #and his gun is like a flintlock now instead of being semiautomatic #he *is* still running around in Frankenstein's Cyborg Mech Suit though #that isn't a new thing #he's just a proper literal necromancer instead of a mad scientist necromancer now #and also the mech suit is made out of a giant (albeit a small one as giants go) #that kind of sounds like a lot of things that changed now that i'm writing them all out #but they're all minor details in the grand scheme of things I assure you #imagine how yzma sounds after being turned into a kitten in emperor's new groove and that's close to his voice

[rius-cave]

Okay but am I the only one who imagines Adam reacting to his demon form for the first time like when Kuzco was originally looking at himself as a llama in The Emperor's New Groove?

That's fucking hilarious, thank you

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #ask

[filmnoirsbian]

Things read in May

Essays & Articles:

Ursula K. Le Guin on Being A Man

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The Whisper by Aaron Starmer

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Miss Iceland by Auður Ava Ólafsdóttir

#tcp #this is late bc i just kept forgetting to post it all lol #an open window #articles #essays #poetry

[blood-red-ocean]

It's been a while since I did an unhinged headcanon so here's what I imagine would be in each RL character's bag/backpack/pockets ✨

Miranda

- Poison. Either concealed in one of those old timey capsule rings or in a little bottle à la Emperor's New Groove.

- Paperwork. More specifically, expulsion paperwork already filled out except for the name section which she would fill out any time she was displeased.

- Some crow feathers. Whether it's from Cornelius getting nosey or Miranda being sentimental, nobody knows.

- Pictures of Eva and of MC.

- I feel like she'd also be the type to have a fountain pen in her handbag too.

Alcina

- One of those poseable wood doohickeys. You know the ones.

- Her signature perfume. And maybe a rose. And a tube of lipstick.

- A brochure of local wine tastings, and also a bunch of brochures from her theatres.

- She would probably have a Polaroid nude of MC stretched out on a chaise lounge tbh.

- Something to represent each of her daughters. A little trinket, perhaps.

Donna

- A book on herbology which is tattered and yellowed, the spine barely keeping the pages together.

- Her notebook with her order ledger and her own sketches and scribbles.

- A travel mug of herbal tea that she brewed herself.

- A little bag of dried flower petals and herbs.

- Her gardening gloves.

- I also believe that Angie would've gotten her a very small plushie of a plant that she takes everywhere with her.

Angie

- At LEAST twenty seven of those little travel sized alcohol bottles. Every time she takes a step, there's a clinking sound.

- Painkillers.

- A small, much less tattered copy of the herbology book that Donna has, but every page has a dried flower within it.

- In a secret pocket, there is a very small folded up picture of her mother.

Bela

- She doesn't carry a bag with her, it's not practical.

- Though if she did, she would probably just fill it full of office supplies.

- Maybe little things that made her remember her heart was beneath layers upon layers of numbness. The skull of a mouse, a four leaf clover, a small plushie.

Cassandra

- Its ✨the backpack✨ that she takes to dates' houses/dorms.

- Also like a billion of those little coffee machine capsules.

- An old takeaway cup.

- A stack of pieces of paper with phone numbers on them, just in case.

- A wrench, just in case.

Daniela

- TECH DECKS. SO MANY TECH DECKS.

- And like fifteen sticky hand things that she can use to hold MC's hand from a distance.

- Also a rag for when she gets sweaty.

- A skating magazine and a book on constellations.

- Also a book about theatre and some brochures for when she tries to connect with Alcina.

Mia

- Knives.

- So many knives.

- Empty her backpack out? Knives.

- Turn her upside down and shake her by the ankles? Knives.

- Look under her tongue and tell her to say 'ah'? Probably a tiny knife in there too.

#resident lover #horror #resident evil #alcina dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #donna beneviento #angie beneviento #mother miranda #headcanon

[crees-a]

Why could I imagine some of the moments from emperor's new groove, would fit well into the villainous trio au?

Jigsaw: Pull the lever, Eclipse!!

Eclipse: *pulls*

Jigsaw: *falling through the hatch* WRONG LEVEEEERRR

Eclipse: *silently awaites and listens carefully with hope*

Jigsaw: *appears through the back door* Why do we even have that lever?

Eclipse: *dissapointed* For you to break your f#cking neck so why are you stil alive

#villainous trio au