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The package arrived at Sam’s front door on Dean’s birthday.
It was unaddressed, unmarked at all except for the three letters of his name scrawled in black marker on the top. His wife brought it in to him in the kitchen, having almost tripped on it as she’d been leaving for work. She handed him the package, reminded him to eat something, kissed him with a look of sympathy when he mustered only a faint reassurance, and left him in peace for the day. 
In the ensuing silence of the little kitchen, Sam shook himself, determined not to wallow in grief no matter how easy it would be. He wasn’t really conscious of what he was doing, just desperate for some sort of distraction, as he used a small knife to cut through the packaging tape holding the cardboard secure. He mostly expected the box to contain something from work, some stack of papers some colleague had dropped off for him to go over; it was possible but less likely that it was something related to his other Job. Hunters still called for advice these days, letters and packages sometimes arrived full of case info or random objects for him to examine, but that was becoming less and less common as the months went on, as word travelled that the great Sam Winchester was officially retired. That part of his life was over now, had been since That Night. He tried not to think about it for too long, especially today when Dean would’ve been another year older.
A folded sheet of paper sat on top of the pile of foam peanuts. When Sam unfolded it, he sucked in a sharp breath through his nose and could only stare in frozen shock for a moment at the handwritten message.
Please don’t be afraid. I’m taking care of him until you’re together again. You can do this. I think these will help until it’s over. I still love you.
-Jack
Tears were already glinting in Sam’s eyes when he dropped the note and dug with shaking hands into the foam peanuts, flinging a few to the floor to join the little paper. His fingers grasped a rectangular object and he pulled it out, only to find himself staring dumbly in disbelief.
The single word printed dramatically across the front was a little unnerving, considering the near-tragedy Chuck’s writings had entailed. But this wasn’t a lame paperback book, and the figures on the cover weren’t crappy, cartoony renditions of him and Dean pasted on by a low-budget publishing company; they were real—photoshopped so that they were smoothed of all flaws and tinted an eerie cool blue, but real people nonetheless. 
It was his own face, from maybe fifteen or sixteen years ago, when his hair fell in unkempt bangs across his forehead and his eyes still held some innocence of youth. But it was the other face that had Sam staring, biting his tongue unconsciously and forgetting to breathe. 
Dean.
It was Dean’s face looking directly at him from this impossible DVD cover, his brows slightly furrowed in that familiar intense stare and his scruff-peppered jaw set strong like his shoulders. He was younger too in this image, so much younger, when he barely knew himself yet or what he was capable of, but still he was just like Sam remembered him. It was difficult even to look at the pictures he kept of Dean, shoved into a shoebox in the top of his closet, but somehow this picture held no pain for him to see. Maybe it was the shock of it all, but all Sam could feel was some strange sort of knee-buckling relief.
Across the top were the words, “THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON,” with a “2” standing out for clarity. The background was tinted that same deathly blue-green color with a cross-shaped gravestone visible between their shoulders. The Impala—which was now tucked safely away in his garage, never used—was centered in the bottom of the picture, headlights cutting through the misty darkness.
Sam’s hands were trembling so much he could hardly even maintain his hold on the object as he flipped it over, eyes skimming frantically over a melodramatic description of what “Season 2” entailed, along with a brief outline of “Special Features,” before settling on the smaller print at the bottom. The names “Jensen Ackles” and “Jared Padalecki” screamed a memory at him of a weird parallel-universe misadventure from long ago, but it was the pictures here that caught his attention too. 
His own eyes were turned inky black in one image, an apparent ghost girl in glowing light in another, and Dean…oh, god, Dean, again. In one picture his nose was bleeding from a fight. In another he stood looking into the camera again, positioned in front of Sam, arms crossed over his chest.
Sam tossed the DVD onto the counter and dug around desperately in the box again, this time pulling out the ninth season, featuring a sky of falling angels and Cas in the background behind himself and Dean. Then he found season twelve, the cover image bordered in flames around them (and Cas and Crowley) looking far cooler than they really were in all-black with the silhouettes of trees behind them. He pulled out box set after box set, until finally he had a pile of fifteen in all on the counter and a floor full of foam peanuts at his feet.
He tried to fight it—he really did—but he was home alone where no one could see to question the intensity of his reaction. So as he gazed with overwhelming emotion at the gift Jack had given him on today of all days, he finally let the tears spill over and the first tiny sob broke the long silence. He had to grasp the counter for balance with one hand as his hair fell in his eyes, and the other hand splayed over all the DVD box sets he could touch at once, his fingertips tracing Dean’s face on the Season 4 cover.
He wasted no time stumbling to his living room, barely able to see through the tears as he shoved the first disk in the player, barely able to press the “Play” button on the remote. He watched with bated breath as the first few scenes danced over his TV screen, again in awe at how impossible this should be. His dad, his mom, himself as an infant, Dean as a small child, Jess, faces of friends he hadn’t even thought about in decades now—they were all here, all recorded permanently on this disk from another world Jack had apparently restored just for him.
Then Dean was there, the Dean he remembered, and the sight of him all young and brash and leather-clad and absolutely ridiculous was like seeing the sun for the first time in months.
“I must’ve stood outside your dorm for hours,” the words flitted across his memory from That Night, and he laughed and cried at the same time as the Dean on the screen drawled, “I was lookin’ for a beer.”
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shoutaaizawas · 4 years
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For the au prompt event can I requst a fantasy!au Shinsou with the prompt "Is there a reason you're blushing like that?" please!
thank you for the request!! 💖
↳ shinsou hitoshi x reader → remember
event: au prompt event summary: shinsou hitoshi was an assassin sent to kill you but he didn’t and your trying to figure out why. word count: 2,479 tags/warnings: fantasy!au, light angst, happy ending a/n: this was a fun idea and it was kind of hard to fit it in to a one-shot
Was Shinsou an assassin sent to kill you? Yes. Were you sort of friends at the moment? Maybe. Friends was probably too strong of word to use for him but he wasn’t trying to kill you at the moment so that was good.
You were a princess, next in line to rule. You had been traveling to another kingdom to meet your betrothed when you were attacked. It had happened so quickly. The strange purple-haired man had a blade to your neck but he hesitated. You weren’t quite sure why he stopped but you weren’t complaining.
Somehow this all lead to you traveling home with this assassin. With his change of heart, he decided to escort you back to your kingdom. Unfortunately, you were a very long way from home so this would be a long journey.
Maybe that wasn’t a bad thing. You weren’t looking forward to seeing your home. The pressures of being royalty were simply not for you. You would prefer to live a peaceful and simple life. But you were stuck in a world where you would be a leader and not only that but you’d be wed to a man you didn’t even know. All of it was terrible.
At first, your travels were stale with this assassin. He barely talked to you and would hardly look at you. This left you with the sound of your footsteps and whatever sounds the forest made.
Sometimes you would take in his features, his pale skin and the scars that marred it.
“So, been an assassin for a long time?” You asked trying to break the silence. You were tired of being stuck in your thoughts of what awaited you at home.
“None of your business.” He said simply.
“Just trying to make small talk.” You huffed.
“I don’t do small talk.” He replied.
“No small talk, just murder.” You retorted.
“I didn’t murder you.” He said shooting you a glare.
Okay, so small talk wasn’t going to work. You ended up counting the trees to keep yourself busy but there were too many trees so you gave up on that.
“I spy, something green.” You said after another hour of silence.
“I’m not playing a child’s game.” He said.
“Oh come on all this walking is so boring.” You said.
“I’m sorry that I don’t have a pretty carriage for you or a white pony, princess.” He said.
“It’s not the walking it’s just the silence.” You said. "I used to have a white pony, her name was Snowflake. She was such a good girl." You reminisced about your childhood horse.
Shinsou just looked at you with an odd stare.
“It was that tree, by the way.” You said answering the game you had tried to start earlier.
There was a lot of walking through forests, it all started to blend in together. Some days you sang until he told you to shut up. Others you attempted asking him questions to be shot down. Sometimes you would just start telling a story since that required no response. He would eventually get annoyed with that.
One night you sat around the campfire he created, keeping yourself warm in the harsh cold. Watching the flames dance you imagined a life where you could live in a small cabin far from others, tend to your own crops and animals, and simply enjoy life. Maybe even share it with someone else.
“Why didn’t you kill me?” You asked breaking the silence.
“It’s none of your business.” He replied not sparing a glance.
“It feels like it’s a little bit of my business. You know if you hadn’t spared me I’d be a dead body floating down a river right now.” You said.
“That’s not how you dispose of a body.” He scoffed.
“I’m not sure that’s what I wanted to hear but I’ll take it since it’s the first thing you’ve said that’s not ‘it’s none of your business’ or ‘shut up’.” You said.
Slowly but surely he slowly opened up. Maybe opening up wasn't the most accurate phrase for it but he would let you sing a song as you walked. Sometimes he would answer one of your dumb questions.
One day you were walking along the dirt path leading you to the next town when you started talking about your kingdom. You hadn’t been thinking much about what you were saying but you got on the topic of your role as princess.
“You know, I don’t even want to be queen.” You rambled on. “I don’t want to marry some random guy I’ve never met, I don’t want the responsibility of leading people. Sometimes I just want to run off and never look back.” You sighed.
“What?” You were shocked at the sudden interest that Shinsou showed.
“Hmm?” You hadn’t expected that he was listening. “I was just saying I don’t want to be queen.”
“But you have to.” He said seriously. You hadn’t expected that either.
“I mean who’s gonna stop me if I don’t go back?” You shrugged. “What’s the difference between that and me being dead?”
Shinsou was silent but despite the fact, he was hard to read, you could tell he was deep in thought.
It was yet another day traveling home, you were close maybe a few days out now. You felt nauseous. You didn’t want to go home to a life you hated. You wanted choices, you wanted freedom.
You weren’t expecting the sudden attack. You were tackled to the ground and fear seized you as you looked at your attacker. He wasn’t on you for long, Shinsou ripping him off you. You watched helplessly as he fought off the attacker along with three others that had been apart of the group.
You hated that you couldn’t help, you hated being so helpless. You let out a gasp of horror as a blade sliced against Shinsou’s side. Even with the wound, he fought them off with a lot less trouble than you expected someone to fight four people by themself.
“You’re hurt.” You said going to his side.
“I’m fine, let’s get out of here.” He said, waving away your concern before grabbing you by the shoulder as he gripped at his side.
After insisting he finally gave in and stopped at a local tavern that doubled as an inn. You wanted to help bandage him up and let him get rest. Once you were in the room you sat him down, you reached for the pack you had with first aid. Worry filled you at the sight of the blood that had soaked through his clothes.
“You don’t have to, I can do it myself.” He said.
“You got hurt defending me, I’m not going to sit here.” You huffed. “I already didn’t help in the first place.”
The last thing you were expecting was for him you grab your chin tilting your gaze from his wound to his eyes.
“I’ll always protect you.” He said in a soft tone that had your heart skipping a beat.
Not a moment after Shinsou’s eyes fluttered shut and he fell back onto the bed unconscious. Okay, maybe that was the last thing you expected in retrospect.  
You panicked for a moment before you reached for his side pulling aside cloth to look at his wound. It didn’t look right, it was foaming. It hit you, you had read it in a book once, the blade had poison on it.
You recalled a night a few weeks ago where you had been poking through his bag, he had vials of poison himself as well as antidotes. Thanking yourself for your curiosity you dug into his bag looking for the vile.
Shinsou was now shaking and convulsing on the bed and fear gripped you even stronger now. You couldn't lose him.
Pressing it to his lips you tilted his head so he could drink the antidote. Once it was all gone you pulled him onto the bed fully before starting to tend to his wound.
The antidote was working, his body stilled and his breathing evened out. His body was burning up but you assumed that that was part of the poison leaving his body. You hoped that you had done everything right.
After you cleaned and dressed the wound you pulled off the outer layers of his clothing so he would be more comfortable. He was sweating, touching his forehead you could feel he had a fever. You went down to the tavern to retrieve water.
You sat at his bedside, dabbing his forehead with water and doing whatever you could to help him be more comfortable. Watching his unconscious form you appreciated how handsome he was even looking sickly as he did right now. You had stared at him before but he would usually catch you and it almost felt like he didn’t sleep considering you only ever saw him awake and on guard when you set up camp. But now you could take in his peaceful features.
His long purple hair that rested against his shoulders, his sharp cheekbones, and the darkness under his eyes that was oddly attractive.
It was a hard thing to admit to yourself but you had slowly grown close to this man along your travels. It may have taken a while to get him to talk but once you did you weren’t expecting his dry sense of humor or the soft tone he took with you when you did something that could get you hurt.
Shinsou stirred in his sleep, tossing and turning. You cleaned the cloth off in the cool water and dabbed it on his forehead.
“Princess.” He mumbled out and you quirked an eyebrow.
“Shinsou, how are you feeling?” You asked leaning foreword to hear his quiet words.
“Princess, I can’t go I have to clean out the stables.” He said. Your eyebrows furrowed. What was he talking about?
“What are you talking about?” You questioned.
“I’m sorry princess, next time.” He said softly.
Suddenly you were pulled into a memory. You were young, maybe around ten years old. The boy in the stables with the purple hair and the soft eyes that matched. Oh, how you loved how gentle he was with horses, how he talked to you in that soft voice of his. He was so kind-hearted.
You spent so much time with him, talking to him, telling him stories, singing. You always wanted him to go with you to the forest and explore and run around. But he always had to work, even when you asked your father to let him have the day he refused and said you shouldn’t be hanging out with such a lowly servant. It didn’t stop you, you spent every day there with him for years.
Oh, how you fell in love with the sweet boy, Hitoshi. As you got older you both planned to run away far away from it all and get married. You could live a life free from your family and the things that kept you apart.
But one day he was gone, you went to your father only to find out that he had him sent away. You cried and cried for weeks, heartbroken at the loss. You looked for him but there was no trace of him anywhere. You missed him so dearly.
How had you not realized sooner? How did it take this to make you realize your lost love was in front of your eyes the whole time.
“Hitoshi?” You said, tears welling in your eyes.
This pulled him from his feverish dream. His eyes snapped opened and focused on you.
“You remember?” He asked cautiously.
“I don’t know how I could forget you, ‘Toshi.” Your tears broke and rolled down your cheeks. You moved forward, perching on the side of the bed so you could pull him into your arms as carefully as possible.
You tucked your face into his shoulder and his arms pulled you in.
“It’s okay princess, I’m here now.” He said, stroking your back.
After a few moments of resting in his arms, you pulled back looking into his purple gaze.
“Let’s run away together, I don’t want to return. Let’s run away from it all like we talked about when we were kids.” You said.
“We’re not kids anymore, we’re adults and we have responsibilities now.” He replied in a stern tone.
“Oh yeah, like murdering people?” You bit back, pulling away from him.
How could he say that after finding each other after all this time? You could finally be together.
“You don’t know what I’ve been through!”
“How am I supposed to know you just disappeared!” You shouted back. “You were gone and I was so alone, I couldn’t find you no matter where I looked!”
“Your father sent me away, he sent me to an assassin’s guild. They trained me to be some kind of monster. I realized what real life was like, not like the little fantasies we dreamed of. How am I supposed to be worthy of someone like you with all the blood on my hands? How could you ever love me?”
You stared at him in disbelief. How could he think that?
“You’ll always be that boy in the stables that I loved nothing could change that.” You said softly. It didn’t matter what he had done you could work past it. “You don’t have to kill people anymore, we can both leave our lives behind and start fresh.”
Shinsou started deep into your eyes, his own eyes filling up with tears.
“That sounds nice.” He said.
Shinsou leaned up, minding his wounds, pulling you in before pressing a kiss against your lips. You were shocked for a moment before melting into it and wrapping your arms around him.
"Is there a reason you're blushing like that?" He said as he pulled back taking in your red cheeks.
“No, no reason at all.” You teased. He gave you that smirk that you loved so much and it was easy to imagine the boy you fell in love with even with the scars he had now.
“Let’s get some rest.” He said pulling you down to the bed with him, holding you firmly in your arms.
“Tomorrow is the start of the rest of our lives.” You whispered into his ear unable to hold back the smile on your face.
As you laid there wrapped up in his arms listening to the soft music that drifted from the tavern below it was easy to imagine the rest of your life with Hitoshi.
A small house secluded away from the harsh realities of your past. A warm fireplace to sit next to in his arms with a warm drink. A life free from what you were both born into. A life made on your own terms.
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missskzbiased · 3 years
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I Hate That I’m Afraid to Love You (9)
Genre: Romance, Friendship, Angst, Hurt /Confort , Suggestive, Fluff, College Au, Enemies to Friends to Lovers Au, REALLY Slow burn, Love Square (?)
Pairing: Hyunjin X Fem!Reader  X Han X OC
WC: ~ 5K
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Warnings (general*): Language, Mentions of (Physical abuse, Death/ Loss of Loved One, Child Abandonment/Neglect, Divorce, Toxic Parents, Cancer, Mental disorder, Anxiety Attack, Alcohol, Food), Suggestiveness (?)
Notes: I won’t lie. I didn’t reviewed the last part lol Sorry, guys. But good news! I’m writing the chap 12 and things are going smoothly /o/
Updates: I’ll update it once a week [Tuesdays] because I still have to write the chapters to come and review the ones I already wrote
Tagging: @aliceu @thatrandomoneinthecorner
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    You have never seen the Gym so damn crowded before.
    You tried to make your way to the front seats ─ a difficult task as people didn’t seem to have a clue the bloody chairs were made to sit down ─ groaning as you got stuck between some people in the way, struggling to get past them. You turned your head around as you felt someone tap on your shoulder, searching who the hell thought it was a good time for chatting right now.
    “I think I’m going to buy something” Paris yelled for you to listen, and you nodded to let her know you understood it. You watched her going back to where you just came from, shaking your head in disbelief as you wondered how she could put up with taking this route twice. Hyunjin pushed you softly, pleading eyes screaming he wanted to go to the seats as soon as possible, all those people around upsetting him.
    “I swear to god I’m never coming with you ever again” He whined, holding your shoulder to not lose you in the crowd. You chuckled, pushing people around until you felt it was easier to walk through the aisle.
     “Oh, I think I see Han” You mentioned surprised, stretching your neck to get a better view. Hyunjin followed your gaze, his height allowing him to see way better than you. He nodded, curving to get closer to your ear as he yelled his confirmation, letting you know that the small guy you saw next to a huge older man was indeed Han.
    “Maybe it’s a scout or something? Should we go to him right now?” You mused, and Hyunjin shrugged, finally getting space to walk beside you and letting go of your shoulder.
    “There’s just one way to know” He said before getting both hands cupping his mouth as he screamed, “Hey, Han!” The shout startled him, making him look through the crowd to spot who was yelling his name. You could see his eyes lit up as he spotted you, a bright smile spreading on his face as he waved his hand eagerly.
     The man followed his gaze to spot you and Hyunjin; giving a bright smile that seemed exactly the same as Han’s. He waved more discretely, and you wondered if you ever saw him and just didn’t recognize him. You made your way to them, now far more easily than back to the entrance, which allowed you to quickly make your way down the stairs.
    “Hey!” You smiled, clasping your hand with his as you pulled him to a half-hug, patting his back affectionately as you did “Prepared to humiliate those losers?” He chucked, letting go of your hand and straightening himself as the older man laughed wholeheartedly to your encouragement.
    “That’s how you do it!” He approved, extending his hand to shake yours. You took a look at him, his obvious resemblance to Han didn’t let any doubt but he said it anyway “I’m his father” then smiled at you just like Han does. You smiled back, squeezing his hand politely but firmly, getting a proud smile as an answer “Nice handshake” He praised, and somehow you felt proud of it.
    “Thank you, Sir” He chuckled, letting go of your hand to shake Hyunjin’s hand, seeming to approve of him too as he hummed satisfied “I’m Y/N and this is my friend” You pointed to Hyunjin, knowing you would get a jeer if you said they were friends.
     “Oh, friends, I see…” He said suggestively looking at you and Hyunjin with a small smile “I never saw you on the photos he sends me” He admitted, looking at Hyunjin in wonder “Now, you are always there” He smiled fondly at you “I heard a lot about you and Paris from Champ! Didn’t she come?” He asked curiously, looking around.
     “Champ?” Hyunjin blurted out, laughing and sending a teasing look to Han who just groaned, kicking his father’s leg lightly.
     “Dad!” He hissed, making you laugh. His father laughed along, head-locking him and ruffling his hair as if he was a kid, letting him go as he looked all serious at Hyunjin, who quickly recomposed himself and stood straight, clearly afraid of his father.
     “Is that a problem, buddy?” He asked intimidatingly, for which Hyunjin shook his head eagerly. Han’s father was way taller than him and maybe a head taller than Hyunjin. He wasn’t really build up but he was really fit for what you could imagine was his age; a large chest and defined arms suggested he kept up with some exercise routines.
    He kept his glare at Hyunjin for a few moments, deadpanned, before breaking into a fit of laughter, patting his shoulder playfully and wiping imaginary tears from his eyes. You noticed Han trying to hide his smile, looking away, nudging him as you shared a knowing look and broke into a fit of giggles.
    “Calm down, son” His father said to Hyunjin, smiling brightly. You chuckled as Hyunjin visibly relaxed, shoulders dumping and a relieved sigh leaving his lips “So Paris didn’t come?” He asked again, seeming disappointed, and you were fast to shake your head.
    “She came! She just went to buy something” You explained hurriedly, looking around “She should be here at any minute…” You mused, starting to worry about her. Paris wasn’t exactly the best at finding seats or remembering her way. You glanced around for a few more seconds before returning your gaze reluctantly at them “Well… Anyway… It’s a pleasure to meet you, Sir” You smiled politely.
     “No, that’s my pleasure!” He waved his hand dismissively “I’m happy to know my Champ made some good friends here” He smiled proudly, looking at Han fondly. You fought back a smile, finding endearing how much affection you could see in his eyes “I didn’t think I could make it today… I had to ask a friend to cover for me at work but I couldn’t be happier! Meet Champ’s friends and see him playing here!” His eyes shone, kinda glossy, and you noticed how his voice faltered for a bit “I couldn’t be more proud” He added, emotional.
    “You should be! Our team has been winning all the matches until now! Han doesn’t let a single ball hit the ground on his watch” You joked, getting a loud laugh from his father. You saw in the corners of your eyes how Han shrunk, embarrassed by your input, fighting back a smile as he rubbed his own arm, looking away.
     “Well! I didn’t expect any less from my Champ!” He bragged as he laughed, pulling Han closer with one arm, his hand on his shoulder shook him a little bit, all proud, and you frowned as soon as you realized how nervous Han seemed to get “He’s following my steps” His father added, and you raised your brows, surprised “I was a player here too! This very same championship got me into a Team!”
     Oh… So that was it.
     Han was nervous about the match, obviously, and his father being a player couldn’t help either. You glanced at him, seeing how he seemed tense: Brows furrowing, head almost buried between his shoulders, lips pursed and eyes holding so many thoughts that for a moment you wondered if it really was Han.
     You never saw him this worried before.
     You opened your mouth to say something ─ anything that could help him to relax a bit ─ but your train of thoughts was interrupted by a loud Paris. You turned around; spotting Paris with a huge foam glove that could have easily at least twice her head size, a big #1 hanging from the index foam finger. You checked for the other reactions, glancing to see if they thought it was as random as you thought.
    Hyunjin burst out laughing, hiding his face behind his hand, trying to not seem rude as he laughed his ass off at the sight. Han widened his eyes and arched his brows, surprised by the huge glove and the happiest Paris he ever saw, striding your way too much excited with her new accessory wobbling in the air. Han’s father fought back a smile, looking at you knowingly before looking at his own son.
     “So… Is she your girlfriend?” He asked suggestively before Paris got close enough to hear it. You held back your laugh, looking at how flustered Han got, blushing as he straightened up, and shooting you some desperate looks before turning back to his dad.
    “W-What?! Of course not!” It was like he just hit puberty ─ voice sounding high pitched and strangled ─, and his eyes went wide as he answered his father in shock “She’s just a friend! What the hell, dad?!” He floundered, nervous, and it was impossible not to laugh at him. You nudged Hyunjin, happy to see Han embarrassed like this to the thought of dating Paris.
    They were so cute!
    Hyunjin smiled knowingly as he looked at you, blinking and rolling his eyes as if he couldn’t believe your enthusiasm about something as simple as Han getting flustered. He wouldn’t understand! It was like your ship was sailing right in front of your eyes after a long time. You deserved that happiness and they did too!
     “What is it? Family reunion?” Minho’s voice dragged you out of your mind, startling you “Meeting father-in-law?” He asked, smiling teasingly at you as he leaned on Han’s shoulder, showing their obvious height difference. You narrowed your eyes to him, ready to retort when his father gasped, looking surprised at both of them.
    “Oh? Is he your boyfriend?” His tone was curious though not judging, and you suppressed a smile as Minho let his mouth fall agape, arm jolting to his side as he let go of Han’s shoulder. Hyunjin snorted, looking at Minho deeply satisfied by his bashful features, crossing his arms as he smirked at him.
     “No! I’m his teammate, Sir!” He straightened up, bowing briefly “My name is Lee Minho and I’m a huge fan of yours” He extended his hand, holding his arm to show how much he respected him, which Han’s father took in a playful way, shaking his hand enthusiastically before laughing.
    “You can always be a fan and a son-in-law” He pointed out, to which Minho blushed. Oh, Lord! You never thought you would see the Lee Minho ─annoyingly extrovert Lee Minho, who always teases you─ blushing to something like this. He cleared his throat, waving his hand effusively.
    “No, no! Just a teammate” He assured, and this made you laugh. Han facepalmed, sighing tiredly at all his surroundings and looking at each one of you, defeated, as he cupped his forehead, making you nudge him with your foot to give him a thumb up. He’s great, you mouthed, smiling at him encouragingly, which seemed to have a good effect as he smiled back at you, rubbing the back of his neck shyly.  
     The moment was broken by his coach yelling on a megaphone, demanding his team to gather together and stop playing around. You chuckled when Minho and Han grimaced, looking at each other worried, waving to all of you before jogging to the court. You followed them with your eyes, clasping your hands together as soon as they reached their team.
    “Okay, so let’s sit!” You decided, looking for the letters beside the seats, trying to spot your row. Han’s father seemed to ignore you for a bit, looking at Paris in silence for a few seconds, studying her foam glove for a moment.
    “Nice to meet you, Sir, I’m Paris” She said abruptly, extending her other hand to him, probably realizing it wouldn’t be very polite to ignore your friend’s family. He smiled at her, shaking her hand excitedly before pointing to her gloves.
    “Nice one” He raised his index finger, as to suggest he was joking about the number, and she seemed to like the awful joke because she returned the smile and gun-fingered him after snapping her fingers.
    “Thank you! Nobody ever complimented my gloves… That’s a first!” You sighed, looking at Hyunjin to find him judging both of them just like you, grimacing as he darted his eyes between both of them. Han’s father was in stitches; hand in his stomach as he threw his head back to laugh. You raised your brows, looking at Paris, who seemed proud of her own joke, laughing along with him.
   Well, at least they would like each other.
   “Help me find the seats” You whispered to Hyunjin, giving him the tickets as you looked around, deciding to give both of them their bonding time. Hyunjin took the tickets gratefully, ready to walk away from their poor sense of humor “I can’t find the bloody row” You complained, looking for the letter on the ticket. Did they need to hide the damn information? Was it worth gold or something? Your College’s court was much better organized than this!
   “What the fuck?” Hyunjin whined, looking confused at the ticket “Are they going to get paid if we don’t find it or something?”
    Exactly your point!
    “Oh, we must be on the same row! Han choose your seat too?” You heard Paris beam, looking at her own ticket as he talked to Han’s father. He took her ticket, studying it for a few moments before smiling.
   “Come with me, we’re sitting together” He said, and you thanked God you wouldn’t need to find the damn row on those tiny letters. You followed him, sitting next to Paris, Hyunjin following right behind you. You crossed your leg as soon as you sat down, checking your phone for any new messages to wait for time to pass by.
    It took a long time.
    Hyunjin tried to make some small talk once in a while since Paris seemed really immersed in her talk to Han’s father and you stood there glancing at the court a few times, as you scrolled down the feed to distract yourself. You chuckled as you heard Han’s father explaining the general rules to her, certain that she would forget everything just like she did when Han tried to explain it to her.
    “They seem nervous” Hyunjin mentioned randomly, risking a glance at you. He must be feeling out of place to try to have small talk like this, so you nodded, dropping your phone back to your purse before looking at him. All of them were finishing warming up, although some ─ like Han─ seemed to be a little bit distracted by their own thoughts.
   “Well, it’s a decisive game after all… Some of them may get scouted to big teams and some of them may have to wait another year to get this opportunity again” You reasoned “It must be hard…” You looked at Han, who seemed way stiffer than his usual self before his matches. You never saw him so anxious, wide eyes darting to his father once in a while, lips bruised by his teeth, and clenched fists that turned his knuckles white.
    Suddenly, all the players went to greet each other, placing themselves on their side of the court and preparing to take their positions. You bit your lips, excited, eyeing Han as he took his place in the middle of the court, attentive to the other team that would begin with the ball. Although he was nervous, you thought Han did a great job of reaching for the balls, saving a lot of nearly lost ones, and guaranteeing it didn’t touch the floor, letting his team works unworried.
    The match was tight, and it didn’t surprise you that they needed to get to a golden set.  
    The sixth set was just as tight as the other ones.
     You got up from your chair, cheering as loud as you could along with Paris and Han’s father, anxiously looking at the scoreboard. You fisted your hands when you saw the bright numbers 13/14, meaning your team was winning. One more point. Just one more. You pursed your lips as you watched Minho serve the ball, the tiny object crossing their court fast as a bullet.
    To hit the net.
    You shut your eyes, exhaling slowly, as the ball fell to the floor, giving the rival team an effortless point. You opened your eyes again, watching the score even though you knew the numbers would be shining with 14/14, sighing as you watched all the team rubbing Minho’s back to reassure him. He looked pissed off at himself, and you couldn’t blame him.
   It could have been their victory right now.
   The next point was faster than you could process. The boy from the other team ─someone with a huge 20 written over their shirt─ had been serving excellent balls until now and this time he didn’t miss it. He hit the ball hard and you could only see Han to the floor, the ball hitting it before he could get there and rebounding to fly quickly to the corner.
    15/14.
    Holy shit.
    You saw Han stiffing on the floor, punching it angrily before getting up, throwing a look in your way, watching his father with a sad mien. You frowned, trying to yell the loudest you could to keep him focused but he didn’t seem to listen, lowering his head and pursing his lips as he had already lost. Everyone went silent, expecting the next serving.
    “You can do it, Han!” Paris screamed, wobbling her glove in the air. You saw him scoff, giving a small smile but not averting his eyes from the Twenty-Guy, who once more made an incredible hit. Minho was the one who received it this time in a dig, screaming something you couldn’t understand as a tall teammate of his jumped like he was a damn building, spiking the ball for dear life.
    Their Libero got it, diving beautifully to the ground as the setter got the ball, adjusting it for their hitter to spike it back. The block was immediate, and you almost cheered for the point you would get before the setter threw himself to the ground, setting it to someone else to hit. Those bloody piece of shit! Why couldn’t they miss the ball?
   The ball flew back and forth as the rally went on. You stretched your neck to have a better view, eyes trailing to both sides of the court anxiously. Their setter was a mean human being. He jumped, ready to set the ball to someone else to hit, except he didn’t. He hit the ball to your side of the court, startling everyone. Han was the first to react, trained eyes connecting to the ball.
    Then he hesitated.
    You saw him diving, body colliding to the floor harshly, hand fisted and prepared to save that ball. A half-second too late. The ball hit the floor, right on the spot his hands rested now, and rebounded, announcing the last results.
    16/14.
    Their win.
    As the other team cheered, hugging each other and running around the court ─ jumping and inciting their fans to cheer along with them ─, your team held their heads, sitting to the ground. Han laid there, face to the ground before his arm went to serve as a pillow to his forehead, his body totally mushy to the floor, completely devasted. He glanced at his father─ eyes holding a storm, concern dripping from them─ before he rolled and faced the roof, cupping his face in distress.
     You could feel the disappointment from everyone to your side of the crowd, sitting back to your seat to sigh defeated. Han’s father seemed really sad about their loss, eyes worried and focused solely on his son, clearly concerned with how he was taking it. Paris lowered her hand, pouting as she held back her tears, her other hand quickly wiping them away from her cheeks, eyes focused on Han laid down on the floor. Hyunjin seemed alright, of course, since he wasn’t friends with him, although he seemed somewhat bad about the situation.    
    “Now what?” He asked out of nowhere, and you looked at him tiredly.
    “Now we wait for him and try to cheer him up, I guess” You shrugged, looking at Paris.
    “We should go there… Can we go there?” She sobbed, rubbing her nose to the point it got red. You watched her sympathetically.
    “I don’t think so” You admitted, looking at Han’s father “Do you want to go there?” You suggested, and he shook his head slowly, seeming in deep thought.
   “I think I’m heading home… He told me he was going to party after the match” He looked at you, pursing his lips “I think he’ll be embarrassed to talk to me right now… Maybe I should just go home?” He didn’t seem so sure about it, and before you could say anything, Paris held his shoulder, squeezing it.
   “We’ll cheer him up, Sir” She promised, forcing a smile “You should go home, I think he wouldn’t want to show himself in front of you with that loss” He nodded, looking back at the court, sighing.
   “Could you tell him I’m proud? It doesn’t matter if he couldn’t win this one… They played well, he did the best he could” He turned back to you, shrugging “I can make some phone calls… Try to get him somewhere…” He started rambling, and this time you stood up to take his hand on yours.
   “Let it all to us, we’ll take care of it” You promised, and he nodded, getting up to head out. You sighed heavily, looking at both of your friends in wonder “So… How will we take care of him?” You asked worried, and Paris shot a look to Hyunjin immediately.
   “You promised us a dinner” She pointed out “Let’s make it a party” She suggested, getting a scoff from Hyunjin.
   “What do you guys expect me to do? Take him under my roof or something?” He laughed it off but neither of you laughed along with him.
                                                                  ////
    Han fell to the couch with a loud thud, arm hanging in the air.
    “He didn’t even bother!” He slurred, trying to lift his head from the couch and failing completely with a small thump sounding when he hit the armrest again “Jus’ lemme on the floor to run away” He whined, raising his arm to bring the drink back to his lips “Whada fuck? Who drank it?” He furrowed his brows as the lonely drop of alcohol got to his tongue, dropping the bottle to the floor.
    You turned your head to Hyunjin, watching as he closed his eyes and breathed deeply, clearly annoyed by a drunk man on his couch, complaining all night long about his father leaving him behind on the court’s floor. Both of you had listened to this rant on a loop for at least fifteen minutes for now and neither of you could handle it anymore. You fixed your eyes in the rolling bottle for a second, wondering why you had to decide to cheer Han with drinks.
    “Who drank what?” Paris asked confused, raising her head off the ground, where she laid completely wasted, eyes glossy and face flushed. She paused, getting all giddy before letting a gurgle out, looking at Han from the corner of her eyes and grinning teasingly “Champ” She said out of nowhere, breaking out into a fit of giggles.
    Great.
    “Okay… Why exactly did I let you bring your friends here?” Chan asked from behind, sat down on the stool with his legs crossed, a glass in his hand. He gulped whatever he was drinking, eyes judging Paris and Han for a brief moment before turning again to you.
    “I didn’t think they would get this drunk” You admitted and this time Hyunjin scoffed, getting up from the floor, where he previously sat cross-legged, grimacing at your wasted friends. He dusted his clothes; picking up a bottle from the coffee table and drinking it in one go, letting a satisfied sigh leave his lips.
    “I swear to god, if he says his father left him on the ground once more, I’ll throw this shit to his head” He warned, bouncing the empty bottle in the air. Hyunjin wasn’t drunk but you couldn’t doubt that he would do it by now… You felt the urge yourself to just hit Han and let him sleep, shutting him up for the night.
    “He left you?” Paris asked, looking at Hyunjin full of pity, which was enough to trigger Han once again. You let a heavy sigh, grabbing Hyunjin’s wrist just to be sure, looking at him in utter defeat. He lowered his eyes to you, ignoring Paris, who didn’t seem to understand a thing around her, and fixing his gaze on you for a second.
    “Why did you buy so much alcohol?” He asked tiredly, rubbing his temple with his free hand, averting his eyes to Han once again, who couldn’t stop whining about his father.
    “Because you were the one paying” You answered sincerely, and he seemed to find it funny because he let a chuckle, nodding his head in amusement.
    “Of course” He agreed, watching the empty bottles on the floor “You’ll help cleaning up this shit” He threatened, which made you roll your eyes. Of course, you would help to clean everything up. Who did he take you for?
   “If you pay me enough I can just hit him in the head and we can let him sleep on the couch” Chan suggested, grunting, resting his glass on the island before pressing his palm against his eyes as if he was with a horrible headache “You know what? I could do it for free” He changed his mind, looking at Han in deep displeasure.
    “Should we just let them here? We could just sleep” You suggested, noticing how Paris got her eyes closed for a little bit too long before shooting them open, startled with her drowsiness “It would be way more simple” You pleaded, and Hyunjin raised his brow at you.
    “What if they fuck on my couch?” You looked at him like he had grown a third head, grimacing and raising your shoulders in question, as he shrugged “Actually, I wouldn’t mind at all… If it means I won’t hear about that fucking floor again, I’m more than up to it” He gave up, his free hand grabbing the bottle he was still holding and placing it on the coffee table again.
   This particular gesture made you realize you were still grabbing his wrist but before you could let him go, he twisted his wrist to grab your hand and pull you up. The motion was sudden enough to startle you, and you felt yourself bumping into him suddenly, way too close to him to feel comfortable. You cleared your throat, getting one step behind, glancing at Chan who chuckled at the scene.
    “I’m more worried about you fucking on my couch” He teased, watching as Hyunjin slowly let go of your hand, calm enough to sneer at him, rolling his eyes.
    “Yeah, because helping someone off of the ground is like the hottest foreplay I know” He smiled obnoxiously to Chan, who laughed at him. You rolled your eyes, curving to pick up some bottles from the floor. It would be better if your drunken buddies could not trip over rolling glass and die while you slept peacefully.
    “Well, I guess it’s fine…” Chan mused “I mean, we have a whining bitch and a drunken woman… What are the chances they would fuck out of nowhere? I’d guess up to zero” He reasoned, looking at Paris almost asleep on the floor, snoring softly. Han was still rambling something, apparently sleepless, but you couldn’t care less about what he was saying right now.
    “Let’s put a blanket on the floor so she can sleep comfortably” Hyunjin suggested, not waiting for any of you to answer, heading to his own room. Chan looked at you, raising his brow in pleased surprise.
    “They seem to be getting along quite well” He mentioned, and you nodded at him. Hyunjin and Paris seemed to click along these two weeks to prepare your assignment, getting way closer than you expected them to be. You watched Hyunjin coming back with a bunch of blankets, making an improvised bed beside the TV, far enough from the couch so Han wouldn’t step on Paris at night.
   “Go there” Hyunjin muttered to Paris, nudging her with his foot. She didn’t move an inch, nuzzling in herself, making Hyunjin sigh tired “I won’t let them drink ever again” He whined, pushing her with his foot, rolling her on the floor until she reached the fluff blankets. She let a satisfied sigh, curling up there like a baby, and you smiled fondly at her.
    “She’s cute” You said softly, looking at her.
    Paris was just so soft and loving… You couldn’t help but be grateful for your friendship. She helped you a lot through the years, even though you knew it wasn’t enough to really heal you, it was good to know you had someone as close as her. Of course, you also had Chan, your best friend, and someone who helped you out through so many things in your life that you couldn’t even imagine what it would be like to live without him.
    Still, you needed a psychologist.
    If all those discussions you had with Paris and Hyunjin thought you something, it was that you needed help. Real help. Not the kind friends could give. You needed professional help to really deal with all the things you needed to get through. All the things that held you back for so long. You also needed money, so it wasn’t really an easy task.
    Your train of thoughts was interrupted by another whine.
    “We lost it and it’s all my fault” Han slurred again, trying to turn around on the couch, so he would be laying on his side, but struggling to do so. You chuckled, trying to decide if you should help him out, give up on him, or just laugh at your drunken friend. You opted for the first, walking to the couch and helping him to get in a comfortable position.
    “It’s not your fault” You reassured him, ruffling his hair softly before stuffing a pillow under his head. He hummed, closing his eyes and nuzzling on the couch.
    “I’d have saved it” He slurred, too sleepy to understand what he was saying. You patted his head twice before finally walking away, going to stand beside Chan.
   “Let’s just go to sleep or he’ll begin to loop this” Hyunjin pleaded, leading the way. You glanced one last time at both of them, smiling as you walked through the hall. Chan opened his door, and before you could enter his room, Hyunjin raised his brow “Do you want to sleep here? I can sleep with Chan” He suggested, and this made you laugh, exchanging a look with Chan.
   “Please, it’s not like we never slept together before” You joked, nudging Chan. If one thing, what you did the most through your high school life as Chan’s friend was to sleep in the same room with him, as you didn’t have much room at your place. He laughed along with you, getting in his room.
   “He’s feeling lonely ‘cause he doesn’t have a pretty girl to sleep with tonight” He nudged you back, making you snort. You followed him to his room, throwing Hyunjin a sympathetic smile.
   “You don’t have it eit—“ He began to say, choking on his words as he glanced at your deadpan features, rubbing the back of his neck before grinning apologetically “Sorry, it was out of habit” You rolled your eyes, nodding at him.
    “You’re lucky I’m sleepy enough to let it slide” You smirked, closing the door behind you. Chan walked to his wardrobe, getting some blankets that he carefully put on the ground, letting a thick layer of fluff fabric on the floor before looking at you.
    “You’re taking the bed?” Chan asked, and you shrugged, not minding wherever you would sleep. He rolled his eyes, lying on the floor, letting you just one option. You made your way to bed, laying down and sighing relieved.
    “I can’t believe it’s finally silent” You smiled, satisfied, before both of you fell asleep.
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It's Not Some Random Choice Believe It Or Not
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Let's face, it there's a bewildering amount of choice in the market place when it comes to baby or child car seats. If you are looking for a child car seat for the first time, it can seem quite overwhelming with the amount of choice available.
Let me explain why I've chosen to write about the Graco Nautilus over all else. Let me start by first making it clear, it's not some random choice. Believe it or not there's a significant degree of logic in my choice, which I explain below. I will then go on to explain how I go about finding the best products and the best deals for those products.
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Graco Nautilus 3 in 1 Car Seat Review From A Consumers
Graco Nautilus 3 in 1 Car Seat Review From A Consumers
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Let's face, it there's a bewildering amount of choice in the market place when it comes to baby or child car seats. If you are looking for a child car seat for the first time, it can seem quite overwhelming with the amount of choice available.
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When you get good at using the internet for researching goods and services, you really can save yourself a lot of time, money and ensure that when you do make a purchase that it's a good decision. Nobody likes coming away with a purchase suffering buyer's remorse or regret.So, getting back to the point, the reason that I've chosen to review the Graco Nautilus, as opposed to another car seat, simply comes down to the fact that it's currently the most popular selling on the market today.
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Trinkets, 31: Interesting baubles, semi magical objects and items touched by mystery.
An ocarina carved from a large acorn, with a wyrm carved in relief.
A heavy lead disk that depicts writhing tentacles and widespread destruction. The rim of the disk has the word “NEVINYRRAL” on it.
A white tabard bearing a golden sunburst impressed upon a crimson shepherd’s crook embroidered over where the bearer's heart should be.
A small turtle shell intricately scrimshawed with aquan script. If translated, it’s a bawdy merfolk limerick.
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A square digging shovel with the grip and handle stained red with blood. Touching the grip with bare hands allows the bearer to hear the anguished cries of the grave diggers who have died on the job with the shovel in their hands. 
A porcelain mask featuring a beautiful womanly face with closed eyes. The porcelain has a slight golden hue and gleam to it.
A single, thumb sized, intricately carved gemstone, that upon professional inspection, is completely fake.
A limestone ashtray inlaid in obsidian forming folk symbols said to protect against fey influence. It is of fine workmanship.
A small brooch made of a translucent stone carved into a lily with too many petals. It seems to resonate with power when its bearer casts a spell. 
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An ocarina carved from a large acorn, with a wyrm carved in relief.
A heavy lead disk that depicts writhing tentacles and widespread destruction. The rim of the disk has the word “NEVINYRRAL” on it.
A white tabard bearing a golden sunburst impressed upon a crimson shepherd’s crook embroidered over where the bearer's heart should be.
A small turtle shell intricately scrimshawed with aquan script. If translated, it’s a bawdy merfolk limerick.
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A square digging shovel with the grip and handle stained red with blood. Touching the grip with bare hands allows the bearer to hear the anguished cries of the grave diggers who have died on the job with the shovel in their hands.
A porcelain mask featuring a beautiful womanly face with closed eyes. The porcelain has a slight golden hue and gleam to it.
A single, thumb sized, intricately carved gemstone, that upon professional inspection, is completely fake.
A limestone ashtray inlaid in obsidian forming folk symbols said to protect against fey influence. It is of fine workmanship.
A small brooch made of a translucent stone carved into a lily with too many petals. It seems to resonate with power when its bearer casts a spell.
A dark, red-veined rock about the size of a clenched fist that feels slightly warm to the touch.
A makeup palette containing six different shades of blush.
A drinking mug made from a seashell, grown exactly into its current shape.
A collapsible fan made of transparent insect wings.
A belt pouch consisting of a length of bamboo worn horizontally on the belt. The segmented cane has three fastened openings, and each compartment is lined with padded wool to keep the contents from rattling.
A dashing wide-brimmed hat bearing a dazzling feather.
A drawing that looks remarkably like an older version of the viewer... with a mortal wound.
A small carnelian carving of a hawk that gives off a faint glow whenever a gnome is within one hundred feet.
A fiddle made out of pure white wood and engraved with elven runes that can only play melodies in the major key.
A steel bracelet depicting an armored knight protecting a sleeping child from a shadowy monster.
A brass bell that always stays highly polished and resembles the sound of strange laughter when rung. It is rumored to open doors to the Feywild.
A sphere made of steel, which has numerous rods sticking out of it. Twisting the rods of the blacksmith’s puzzle in a particular order allows them to be removed, revealing a gold coin inside.
A honeycomb intricately carved from marble and polished to a fine finish.
A clockwork item consisting of a hooded, axe wielding executioner with red eyes, and a crying man at the chopping block. When a copper coin is dropped into the coin slot in the front, the headsman swings his axe downward, and the head of the crying man drops off. The head is attached with a string, and when the axe raises again, the head is reeled back to its shoulder.
A sturdy leather cord tied into an intricate knot that writhes in the hands of the bearer.
A series of five vials in a wooden box, each filled with a bright green liquid. Four of them contain a sweet tasting liquid, and one of them contains a horrid and acrid liquid that deals acid damage equivalent to a shortsword when consumed in any quantity. They can only be distinguished by taste. The box reads: “Game of Chance”.
A standard deck of lacquered playing cards that shuffles itself when tapped twice.
A large tin canister whose lid is stamped with the image of a bountiful orchard whose trees are overflowing with fruit, the ripest of which has fallen and filled a cornucopia. The container is brimming with dozens of pieces of well preserved dried limes.
A small puzzle box that reforms itself after being solved, requiring a new solution in order to unlock it.
A worn looking banjo with the peg head made out of a carved piece of driftwood.
A wooden tribal mask with sharp teeth, glowing yellow eyes and a beard of leaves.
A cracked hand mirror, which always shows a shadowy figure to be standing behind the one looking in it. Sometimes, the figure moves.
A wooden chalice etched with a horrifying visage and topped with a bone covering.
A dark stone tablet no larger than a book with a green gem in the center. It has a strap one can sling over the shoulder to carry it.
A tattered flag with the symbol of a bloody Random Melee Weapon stitched on it.
A stone idol that appears to be a aquatic goblin with a dorsal fin,webbed fingers and a double row of shark teeth.
A copper wand etched with arcane sigils. The serpent's head at its tip clutches a crystal in its jaws. 
A silver bracelet with finely-wrought filigree in the shape of vines.
A one gallon cask of Skjolhammar Strong Ale. Technically a type of honey mead, Strong Ale is cheap and strong, though it lays no claim to being the best quality. It has a deep goldenrod color, and a weak, pale head of foam. It smells strongly of alcohol. The flavor is akin to a combination of honey, pickles, and fermented apples, but it doesn’t last long before being overpowered by an eye-watering alcohol burn that lasts for several seconds before dissipating. 
A card-sized square of welded brass cylinders, each with intricately detailed carvings depicting acts of brutal torture, ending with glass lenses on each end like a spyglass. When looking through the object, the viewer sees their most loved friend or family member (Who is not present) being viciously tortured by all means of non-lethal methods. If the viewer has no true friends or family, they see an older version of themselves instead. The square is indestructible and warm to the touch and anything viewed through it is entirely fictional. 
A small shield shaped insignia marking the bearer as a defender of others. This insignia is misshapen as if crushed by a passing wagon and speckled with blood.
A wooden, roughly carved hunting horn that still has patches of bark remaining on its surface. The deep, haunting sound it makes is dark, foreboding, and above all else, wild, with its notes echoing far longer than they should.
A green bottle enchanted to deliver a heartfelt message. When opened the bottle emits the voice of a crying man speaking to his wife, saying how sorry he is and how nobody should go through the Duskfall Forest. The message will play over and over again until the bottle is closed. 
An oak wood pipe with writing carved on its side in infernal. It reads “Let he who smokes from the pipe be damned”.
A wizard's wand made of a three-foot long sprig of ash with a fine, smooth handle that widens at the end.
A set of six sided dice with lewd pictures on each of the faces.
A beautiful, hand-crafted, driftwood figurine of a water nymph.
A miniature torture device play set. Comes with stretchy arm clown with menacing spiked tooth grin. When the doll is placed on the rack, little wooden gears turn, stretching out the doll and causing it to laugh maniacally.
A gold coin that when flipped remains suspended in the air, spinning indefinitely until it is grabbed again. 
A wooden spinning top that looks crudely carved. Yet when it’s spun, it catches the carving in such a manner as to make the sound of children laughing or crying in the distance, depending on which direction the top is spun
A petrified goblin heart in a silver birdcage.
A broken compass that only ever points to the nearest other broken compass. 
A ceramic jar of pond water containing half of dozen live leaches. The label on the side of the container reads “Dream-Suckers”.
A silver flask half filled with fine scotch, bearing a leering face engraved on the front.
A sealed one gallon cask of finely aged wine that gives the imbiber prophetic, drunken visions.
A box made of petrified, grey wood. Square, palm sized, and unusually heavy, it has a lid and iron hinges, but no latch. A face, moon-like and squinting mirthfully, is carved on the immovable lid.
A brand, or perhaps a rosette iron. Small, and quite delicate in the handle. Scorches a pressed surface with a two-inch-tall capital M if heated cherry-hot.
A chatelaine lined like a human palm. Five short iron chains hang from it, no more than two inches long. Each ends in a lead fingertip pendant. When pinned to a garment or belt, the piece hangs like a strange, disembodied hand.
A long steel tuning fork. When struck, it hums at a lowing, worrisome frequency that stirs the gut and causes a listening ear to rush alarmingly.
A long-necked vessel, small, of porous, white porcelain. Glazed with black, metallic enamel, within. There is a small face stamped on its bulbous end; a curl-lipped face nestled in a pentagram. The vessel becomes dewy, if left in the open air, and over the course of a single night wells up a collected, cloying droplet in its bulb. This fluid is sweet but turns the stomach. It kills insects and small animals that drink of it.
A bleached headdress made from the bones of humanoid hands which have been cleverly fashioned together.
An hourglass, slightly melted, set in a drooping, ancient housing of twisted glass. Within the bloated glass bulbs, there are two, separate liquids: A clear, slightly yellow oil that fills the space like air, and a heavy, cherry-red liquid separate from it. This cherry liquid acts as sand, dripping in slow globules from the top bulb to the bottom. Despite its age, it keeps a perfect hour.
A nickel silver pomander. Eight hinged segments of scrolled openwork separate and swing out from a bottom ring of hinges. The central stem, topped by a ring and the catch disc for all eight segments, bristles with sharp, metal thorns. They are rusted with ancient, brown stain. Atop one, a tiny bone is embedded.
A wolf statuette carved from reddish limestone that fits comfortably in one hand.
A pair of pointed thimbles conjoined by a flexible loop of steel. The clawlike tips join nicely, like a tweezer. They may be worn on thumb and forefinger to pluck up small objects with some precision.
A ragged, thin tin box containing two long, steel nails. Each has a shaft convoluted with organic whorls and notches, and a head showing a carved rose or curling tongue. On the box's lid is pasted a hand-drawn, musty sketch showing where the nails should be driven into a human's skull.
A sharp pen, long, and crafted in smooth onyx. It will bear no ink on its piercing nib; only human blood. The silver nib will neither rust nor tarnish.
A slumber, small, shaped like a pint-sized ampoule of green glass. A faint, flickering heartbeat can be heard within, if listened to in absolute silence. The glass emits faint heat, like a living thing.
A monk's simple green and white robe of an unknown cloth, it smells vaguely of herbs.
A small, cartouche-shaped plaquette made from bronze, meant to hang around the neck by a chain, like a modern dress gorget. The chain is gone, replaced by simple cord. A sculpted, leonine face looks out from the front, snarling.
A small whistle shaped from ivory, perhaps bone. Yellowed and chipped, thin as a pencil, and perhaps the length of one's hand. It has eight holes for fingering, but they are of no use, for the whistle produces no sound when played. It vibrates subtly, producing naught but raised hairs and a sensation of anxious, horrid dread in all who are near.
A spheroid box, small, and ribbed like a squat pumpkin. Splits neatly in two. The halves, which join nearly flush via a thin, inset lip, are conjoined by a short silver chain. Every link in the chain, oblong and blackened, is glassed and opens like a locket. Only one of these frame-links contains a picture: A minute, painted image of a man with a pig's head.
A steel tooth cap, keenly sharp, meant for the upper jaw. Converts the canines and lateral incisors into long, pointed fangs. There are sockets in the fangs fronts, as if they once held gemstones. A pair of blackened, ancient teeth are still stuck within the cap's inner groove.
A tiny green ingot, pale emerald all the way through, as verdigris, in a torn-open lead envelope. On contact with skin, it turns the flesh a spongy, pale green, causes chills, and elicits an itching from the scalp. A geometric, faceted signet has been pressed into one corner of the ingot, presumably while it was cast.
A warm, black iron marble; like a very large bearing, but rougher. The rough, iron exterior has worn away at a thin spot, showing a smooth, shiny yolk of hard, tungsten-grey metal within. Balmy warmth emanates from the marble, but slowly burns nearby skin an irritated red, if kept nearby for too long. The redness takes time to fade, and flakes and weeps before it does.
The skeleton of an unknown animal encased in a mound of yellowing resin. It is much like a garden frog in both size and shape, albeit a garden frog with long claws and a protracted, toothy snout.
The steel tip of a horn capped in plain steel and pointed like the punch-shape of a bodkin arrow. Dry, keratinous splinters of horn, fragile with age, are still stuck on the inside.
A white marble bowl with the image of an ermine, and a rearing horse as pictures in a book within a shield shape and set with an amethyst. It is of strangely organic workmanship.
A cherry letter opener with the image of runes in an unknown language, and a thistle within an octagon.
An elven poncho covered in long strands that resemble weeping willow, wisteria and ivy vines.
A short scroll made out of singed papyrus, covered in strange, flowing script at crazy, disjointed angles and stains of ominous origin.
A brown leather flatcap with a two holes pierced through, possibly from the horns of the previous owner.
A long, diaphanous, red veil that shimmers with crushed amber shards that dance like sultry flames whenever its bearer breathes or moves.
A bundle of good quality beaver pelts tied together with twine and wrapped in a protective oilskin case.
A crystal shoe. A heeled slipper, one made for the foot of a small woman. Bluish and lightly faceted. Quite hard, and able to be worn and walked upon, albeit uncomfortably.
A cylindrical spinning top, quite wide, and made of light, white metal, weighted towards the needle. A row of little skeletons is painted around the cylinder. If spun and looked at dead-on, the skeletons become one and animate. It dances, and not pleasingly, made lively by the kinesis of the whirring top.
An artificial fibula made of rusted, wrought iron delicately carved with scrollwork and decorative rivets; all nearly obscured in red oxidization. 
A perfect specimen of a pine cone, inexplicably encased in a rectangular block of clear glass.
A chess piece, a king, crafted from blackest jet. He sits in a tall throne worked with a scrollwork relief, bearing an expression of deepest weariness. He rests, chin in palm, with a short knife tucked in the opposite hand. A finely worked piece.
A large tin canister whose lid is stamped with the image of a well-stocked confectionery shop bustling with children. The container is filled with dozens of orange flavored hard candies.
A large blue coin with a powdery finish, perhaps tarnished. A hole is punched in one side, lending it the appearance of a tag. One side bears rows of blocky characters; a lost tongue. The other shows a many-towered skyline, all spires and soaring onion domes.
A crude map of the local area inscribed on a tattered canvas scroll, that bears an “X” marking an area near where the map was found. There is a list of instructions in the bottom corner of the map: Find the broken bridge, then go south 2-3 miles, until you find the bronze statue. From there, go east 1-2 miles until you find the dried up creek bed, then go north-east for 3-4 miles and you'll find the relics hidden at the top of an old watchtower. ---Note: It is up to the DM whether or not if the instructions can be followed (The “landmarks” might be a code, riddle or simply not exist for example) and if there is anything at the end. The map could easily be a prank, trap, confidence scheme, ambush or the area could already have been stripped of any value by other adventurers.
An artificial moth crafted of jade slivers and twists of silver wire and trapped in a squat, glass bottle. The strange construct will fly briefly and feebly if warmed by a living palm.
A single steel earring that when worn, allows the bearer to speak the language of the humans, but only to say: "I don't actually speak Human. I only know that sentence, and this one explaining it.” The bearer is not granted the ability to understand the language and doesn’t comprehend what they just said unless they are already fluent.
A human mandible with strange, silvery crystals jutting in a painful major from the ramus and processes, where it might connect to the skull. The teeth, of which the incisors are sharp, are faintly coated in platinum leaf.
A white leather wallet decorated with a twirling red stripe, containing a full set of certified identification papers denoting that the bearer is an established member of the barbers, surgeons and dentists guild. The section containing the member's physical description (Height, weight, sex, race, eye, skin and hair colour) is completely blank and could be filled in by anyone with half decent handwriting.
A folding knife with a curved tang, like a straight razor, but with a wickedly hooked blade. When closed, it forms a semicircle. The blade is quite pitted but has been cleaned of its rust at some point. It is keenly sharp.
A small tin case containing a dozen facial and ear piercings of varying sizes and shapes, all made from chameleon horn.
A pirate flag that although ragged around the edges, clearly shows a grinning skull with devil horns, and crossed bastard swords. Knowledgeable PC's recognize this flag belongs to Garrin Firebrand, the Reef Lord. A local pirate of some distinction, his ship always seems to vanish as soon as it hits open water, which has caused many to wonder if Firebrand and his crew have found a way to slip beneath the waves.
A set of brass merchant weigh scales that have subtle markings around the balancing arm. An extremely perceptive PC will notice that the markings are actually small levels that can be quickly manipulated with the lightest touch in order to cause the scales to tip more in one direction or the other making it seems like one scale weighs more than it rightly should. No doubt owned by a crooked merchant, the fraudulent mechanisms are quite well made and would fetch a fine prince if one could find a shady black marketeer or underhanded jeweler. 
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atomicwrongs · 5 years
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Kinda wanna revamp my old FNAF oc, mainly to give her a new name and some lore, because she was my sona, but I kinda wanna make her her own gal
More info under the cut...
She was designed to teach kids about creativity and imagination, and was pre-programmed to give kids creative prompts and encouragement in a ‘Creative Corner’ where kids could draw, write stories and play games. She was originally designed as a springlock suit, but this feature was no longer used after certain incidents proved the springlock system to be a bad idea.
She was retired after an event in which a child showed her a drawing, she went silent, then walked away. After receiving several complaints of the missing animatronic, staff searched for her, and found her in a back room, slowly and mechanically beating a man to death. Despite being entirely unrecognisable, the man was eventually identified as the child’s father. Nobody saw what the picture was that apparently set off this outburst.
The event was covered up, and the raccoon animatronic exhibited strange behaviour afterwards; she’d wander away at random, her programmed dialogue would come out garbled, and after-hours she’d alternate between mindlessly rolling her foam d20, watching the night guard in silence, and destroying property and equipment within the pizzeria. Her destructive tendencies eventually led to her being decommissioned.
I’m not sure what’d happen next; maybe she’d be found by the owner of Fazbear’s Fright or something, or (depending on the timeline) be a withered animatronic in the FNAF 2 location, I’m not really sure. I just know that in UCN, her mechanic would be:
When she appears at your door, double-click her dice to send it over to her, or pay her 5 faz-coins to make her go away. If you do neither, she’ll jumpscare you.
If she has her dice, she’ll roll it, and change the level of another active animatronic based inversely on her dice roll: if she rolls a 20, it’ll set another animatronic’s level to 1. If she rolls a 1, it’ll set another animatronic’s level to 20. So on, so forth.
If all animatronics are at 20, or if she is the only animatronic active, and she rolls a 1, she’ll jumpscare you.
If all animatronics are at 1, or if she is the only animatronic active, and she rolls a 20, you get a surprise or a secret of some kind.
If anyone has any new name ideas for her I’d appreciate them!
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tell us about the mania experience
⦁ we went on friday to the opening timeslot for the experience after they released tickets for new vips. on the elevator to our hotel lobby we caught the attention of a lady inside who told us she worked for fall out boy. when we asked her what she did she said that she was their creative designer. when she got out she asked if she could take our picture to which we said yes -- and before the doors could shut we asked her name. she told us her name was karina who is the creative director at manhead who we've actually spoken to about our portfolio and faulty merch before over email so we were stunned
⦁ we tried for about 30 minutes to get one of the fancy fob lyfts but none of them ever got into our range so we ended up settling for a regular one. it was our first look at chicago and it was cloudy and rainy but really set the tone we expected for the city. we were about an hour early and they weren't checking anyone in yet so we ended up sitting inside the building. while we sat there they played mania on total repeat, non-stop which makes sense. anyone who was going inside before us were lyft winners who got to enter at an earlier time slot to preview it before everyone else. most of the people inside though were photographers and people with passes to make reviews of the performance art.
⦁ i took in my ita-bag and turned on the lights just for the occasion. we were about 5th in line and could only see the strings hanging down from over the main lobby staircase. we ended up checking in at 8:50 which was later than the time slot but apparently things were running behind which wasn't that big of a deal for us. once we got inside we really didn't know what to expect so i ended up video documenting it on twitter.⦁ the first room was wilson. it was very dark inside, lit up only by neon purple light and smothered in faux grass and palm trees. when you rounded the corner you come across a wall that says "ILL STOP WEARING BLACK WHEN THEY MAKE A DARKER COLOR" illuminated in the same neons. it was pretty spacious and empty but it was definitely meant to give off more of a vibe for the song than a full coverage which i felt would have more.
⦁ the second room was sunshine riptide. from inside we were greeted by a lady in a chair who welcomed us to her "pill room" and told us that the basic rules of the room which pertained the pill pit inside filled with stuffed pills and foam blocks. this room i feel was the most engaging because it instigated the whole child-like euphoria of playing in a ballpit but really focusing on the lyric "the pills are kicking in" -- making that feeling temporary and instigated. this room i feel like was the most efficient at getting its point across. we took a lot of photos inside this pill pit -- zimbabwe
⦁ the next room was titled "give me a boost" and inside was a wall of mirrors with dangling ballet mannequins coming down from the ceiling. headsets covered the benches from inside and each one of them played a different song or remix, the one i heard being a music box rendition of bishop's knife trick and another being a cover of wilson by what sounded like rivers cuomo. when i think about heaven's gate this wasn't the impression that i ever got form the song so taking in the surreal, eerie vibe the room gave really held a new perspective that i never considered. it was spacial, noise cancelled, and very buffered out from the rest of the world.
⦁ on the hallway outside of this room was a projection of the fall out boy marquee sitting out in the ocean that we saw in the original mania announcement. just beyond this was a bathroom, the right side with a sign that said NO! USE THE OTHER SIDE and another that said RESTROOM FOR ALL. inside the entire bathroom was covered in the lake effect kid yarn boy posters and a huge speaker that played the three EP songs on repeat. each mirror was decorated with the yarn tassels so you could lean forward and put them on your eyes or wherever honestly (they're nipple tassels). 
⦁ the next was the y&m room which was a bedroom that was hung upside down with a chandelier. in the back left corner was a headset for listening as well. this room was meant to be used constructively and for photo ops because you're supposed to flip the photos upside down and create the vision that it's not the bedroom that's upside down but actually you. we didn't really take advantage of this until we went to the experience for a second time on sunday though.
⦁ church came next and featured a coffin with an infinite mirror for people to stand inside or take pictures of themselves in. i feel like this song deserved more than what it was given but it was a nice throwback to the music video and brought a simple focus to a single motif of the song which is your own self sacrifice in the name of love. it had nice lighting and a very morbid lingering to it.
⦁ right next to it was the hmtod room which was a room entirely filled with bears all over the walls of different kinds. they were also spread all over the floor which made for another photo opportunity but it was very difficult to get to because they were stopping the line just outside of the confession room for a reason we didn't understand. however, frosty and royal tea came out and i got a high five from both of them as they walked by but were instantly called back by their handler.
⦁ for about 10 minutes, both royal tea and frosty gave us a show of dances, misbehavior, and other bad humor. it was mostly them ramming their horns into each other but also hugging and kissing too many times. photographers were skirting in and out of the room, however, which was suspcious for us. finally their handler told us that they would be allowing about 10 people into the confession room at a time for us to write what we felt inside. we were lucky enough to be the last two of the first group to be allowed into the room.
⦁ from inside the very real pete wentz laid inside a glass case with a sign that said "DO NOT TAP THE GLASS". he had a set of headphones on and didn't even make eye contact with anyone or interact in any way, only focused on drawing with a silver marker on the pairs of vans he had with him. he would toss and turn every now and again to get comfortable but never once would look at anyone or anything no matter what they did. we took our time looking at what sparce writing was on the walls at the time and also just watched pete do an efficient job at making us recognize that we had really paid money to see him in a cage, doing something creative and handing it out to us when he was done. which was shown in how he would randomly deposit vans from the case from the little flap door. this part was both shocking because of who it was but also effective in the message it was trying to give surrounded by the room of confessions and love -- yet still trapped and detached.
⦁ there was a claw machine filled with yawn and other merchandise but it would move and drop at random times. no one ever won anything and it would only shift whenever you hit a random button before doing whatever it wanted. this is what led into the pop-up shop which was already being obliterated by fans for the first time slot.
⦁ much of the merchandise they were advertising hadn't made it to the experience yet so they didn't have it for sale. however, most of it was there unlike sunday when the only thing left was scraps and pieces -- but also the limited edition posters that only became available sunday because of late printing. we all ended up spending way too much money but the most valuable thing for me was the angels and kings hoodie that they were selling on one of the corner racks. 
⦁ it was definitely worth the money to see and experience so early! and pete really wasn't joking when he said that it smelled like chocolate outside because of the nearby factory, it really did smell like chocolate chip cookies non-stop from outside
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dirtyfilthy · 3 years
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Pack the bong with fireworks, blow your face away
Generally speaking, my mind expands to fill all the drugs available. Ah, but not you ketamine, my wretched little red headed step child. You can go live with your mother, and  I don’t want to hear from you until the next court appointed visitation.
Unfortunately for me the same wasn’t true for the gram of amphetamine that was burning a hole in my pocket, then my nostril. And so of course I had try using it rectally, and man….. I was waaaaay too high. Like: compulsively jacking off for twelve hours / avoiding saying anything at mandatory zoom meetings while keeping my camera turned off / dodging colleague & co-worker / feeling like a fried egg in a “this is your brain on drugs” advertisement / scorchingly, motherfuckingly HIGH.
Jesus Christ, I knew boofing it avoided first-pass metabolism, I just didn’t think it would make such a big difference.
One interesting side effect of this was I went a full 14 hours without dosing any opium. In the ordinary course of things, while I wouldn’t be in the full pits of withdrawals after 14 hours, I would most definitely be feeling out of sorts. Instead, didn’t even fucking notice.
Figured “why look a meth horse in the mouth?” and used the opportunity to cut my dose for today by 25%. This is whole idea of the ketamine, so I can stop using opium as an anti-depressant. Cos I know the roller-coaster always twists the same way. Kicking ain’t that difficult. It’s what inevitably happens afterwards. the punch-in-the-guts of existential loneliness,  then, a quantum koan.
Student says to the Master: “Master, I feel absolutely unlovable at the very atomic core of my being. What can I do?”
Master says to Student: “All matter is an illusion. Consider, there are no atoms. In reality you are unlovable at the level of quantum foam, in reality, you are an indivisible,  unlovable one-ness with no beginning or end.... Now go and start making me my dinner you worthless sack of shit and for goddsake stop fucking moping for a minute.”  
Upon hearing this, suddenly the Student was / was not enlightened.
I have this dry wry internal voice telling me (like a crypt door creaking open):  “go ahead kid, admit it, nothing is ever going to change so you may as well go throw yourself over your balcony. Aw kid, whattsamatta? — are you scared of heights? Well then, in that case, as your lawyer I recommend that you order a gram of heroin on the dark web and then just down the whole lot. That’s right. Everything at once, at the same time, in one go. It’s easy: all you need to do is push the boat out from the pier a little bit— & from that point on, it’s smooth sailing”
He looks at me, grinning madly. I’m beginning to think it’s the only expression he knows how to make.
“No need to turn off the lights when you leave, kid. These are the kind of candles that will snuff out themselves”
Fuck off death breath, you plastic old carnival skeleton.. Not yet. NOT YET. You’re trying to cash out insurance policies for psychic real estate you simply don’t hold the deeds for. “Nice place you got here” — I can hear you chuckling as you light a cigarette, then hold up the still flaming match at eye height afterwards — “be a real shame if it all burned down, folks can get so careless”
I say: shut your goddamn mouth, skull features! Before I turn you into some kind of smoking accessory & start packing weed into your empty eye sockets. Before I donate you to some kind of charity for needy goth kids, or worse, slip you in a Halloween store sale, sometime after October.
Who cares for you? You’re nothing but a pack of cards.
& you’re nothing but a pile of old bones. I’ve seen you at the cross roads when I went there to meet the Devil, came to do a little horse trading, and maybe swap myself a tall tale for some old soul or two; So I know that you know at least how to whistle to the one single note of your own leitmotif: , & hell, you may even know how to dance to it— especially when that old gallows wind from the West comes calling. 
You don’t like dancing. —I get it! You are lazy, and everything aches when you move.. But when that cold old wind comes calling, all groaning  and moaning like a dead man with insomnia seeing yet another unwelcome morning sunrise,   - a dead man who can’t seem to get any of the forty winks he feels that are owed to him, because he hasn’t slept for an entire century,  and so he groans with all the horrible weight of those endless years of bad debit & compound bitterness (you see: he was promised “a well earned rest”, it would be “like sleep” they said,  you’re going to get “a good long sleep, sweet sleep without dreams”, but now everything just feels a constant, crushing nightmare & however much he tosses and turns and rots in his coffin he still remains conscious, & sleep never seems to come). 
So when the wind runs up, coming at a full gallop with a groan rising in the back of its’ throat like a hurricane of pain, it’s hooves striking lightning,  the tongue of the storm cracking and crackling and attacking at random, like the snap of some terrible whip laying about itself with absolutely no regard for friend or foe or favourite, spitting out curses in ancient Enochian, the teeth of the ocean gurning and chewing on the lips of the shoreline -- this being no lovers kiss, not gentle at all but gleeful, with a kind of savage cannibalism, just straight up biting out whole bloody chunks of the cheeks of the beach and casually peeling open the hulls of great sailing ships like the shells of so many pistachos, when that very wind starts to shake your gibbet like a rattle and then begins to play xylophone with your rib bones
Dance! dance! dance me a pretty jig, oh my darling!
But I know this truth too: that old show tune you like to sing does not exactly ring melodious to living ear-drums. The song of Death is just so completely, utterly, monstrously monotonous.. Plainly, considered simply as a song to tap your toes to, it basically totally sucks. To those of us with ears to hear, Death sounds a lot like the village idiot, just mindlessly humming the same single, boring, utterly unremarkable note, over and over to Himself, in no particular time signature, forever to eternity. But the great tragedy of Death is that he honestly thinks he can sing real sweetly.  Utilising those far better acoustics that always seem to exist within the walls of our own heads, Death believes he sounds like the mythical siren, luring us out on to the ocean, only to dash ourselves onto the rocks in search of his irresistible music. But the truth is, we just want that fucking humming to stop, and we’re willing to risk a shipwreck to get it over with.
He also thinks that thing he does with his jaws is a smile.
You see: we are still things with skin, and so we haven’t forgotten yet that to smile & smile genuinely involves the involuntary movement of muscles, it also  invokes a certain twinkling in the corner of the eye, with a judicious pinch of pixie dust (this, despite being a completely imaginary ingredient,  is, none-the-less, entirely indispensable for proper operation).
A real smile is something you can’t fake. It mints it’s own certificate of authenticity, emits it’s own hologram,, and any attempt at counterfeit is immediately obvious.  Sadly, a fake is simply tasteless. A fake smile is not worth even the cheap vinyl skin it’s printed on. A fake smile belongs inside the pocket hell dimension of the “merely bad”, that mediocre & boring category of the not-even-kitsch, a generic garbage pile of cheap plastic crap far too dull to be commented on except in the aggregate. “Take this… and bury it.”
Compare and contrast. A real smile has the kind of articulation that requires REAL animation, rather than just animatronics. You cannot describe a smile as a series of steps to be followed. It’s instinctive, not instructive. It is Art without artifice . .   This is not the image of a fire,  but a real actual fire,  that is really here: burning in a cabin, with a real heat in it, that throws up sparks on occasion, it sends soot up the chimney that will definitely blacken your hands if you touch it. This is  kind of fire that you can come right in if you want and sleep next to and you’ll stay nice & warm & toasty… Here, let me open the door for you.  This is not  “"Ceci n'est pas une pipe” but a pipe you can really blow smoke rings out of, It’s a fact, not a facsimile.  
In comparison, the fixed, empty grin of the skeleton isn’t convincing anyone.
It certainly isn’t convincing me.
SO NOT YET. I swear to you I will NOT go down without a knife fight. Oh trust me, I will crochet my counter-argument in a fine stiletto needlepoint: I will pound my reply into your rib-cage like Martin-Luther nailed his 95 Theses to the false church door  
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Wireless Noise Cancelling Headphones For Sleeping
Muscles become stressed making the cycle bothersome. These pieces of sound form a unified whole that's calming and imitates naturally occurring sounds like a waterfall or the wind whistling through trees.  Click here With a nature-emulating soundscape, like end blustering through trees or even a softly rushing waterfall sound is well-suited to a variety of applications. Notably, babies may sleep using white noise machines. Notably, the quality is not high end, and there is some looping. They provide me good quality, durability, and noise cancellation and have held up very well. Give you more satisfaction and needless to say, the best products that are from the market only for you. However, this suggestion didn't give me the seal needed for true and impactful bass. The bass is accurate and will be current. Boasting an impressive 4.4 from five on 40 Amazon evaluations, the art natural white noise machine, and essential oil diffuser sports six sound modes engineered for relaxation and noise cancellation. With several modes which range to the brook, thunder, summer night, ocean, and rain, there is a whole lot of choice. There is A white sound machine a device that generates sounds with intensities that are equal but varied frequencies.
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Most men and women use noise-canceling cans to soften sounds. Will sleeping with headphones damage my hearing loss? Rest assured, cans are rather safe to be used while sleeping. As long as you maintain the noise volume or under, your hearing will not be damaged by using headphones while sleeping. You won't go wrong with Optime 105 if you're interested in finding earmuffs that offer high sound reduction. They are a bit less costly than the X5A. The necklace offers them something to play with when it and breastfeeding frees the mom a tiny bit of pain. However, there's a small misconception. But there is another alternative that does not require wearing bulky earcups: white noise (a random sound signal with differing frequencies and equal intensities) does exactly the same job.
They sit on the ear and don't cancel sound but like with sleep headbands you can turn them into sound blockers by enjoying white noise and wearing foam earplugs beneath. It's like wearing earplugs but without the bother of pushing anything. Plus, it looks like a basic bedside speaker. Aside from its feature set that is super, the Marpac Dohm performs superbly, making it one of their best white noise machines available. What's a White Noise Machine? A white sound machine can help. White noise devices are mostly used as sleep aids. telephones are intended to operate viewing apparatus. The concerns these days are created from experts and scientific studies connecting hearing loss and earbuds with music that was loud. They set to a smartphone just like a normal pair of earbuds might, but they aren't used by you or play MP3 files instead you use the Bose Sleep program to pick a soundtrack. But these eliminate ambient sounds utilizing passive or active sound control.
The Qc 30 includes electricity buttons and the Active Noise Control in a box-like out-crop in the middle of the cable. There is a battery power option. Pink noise is different because it is stronger and louder at lower frequencies, whereas equal power is maintained by noise. Moreover, white sound machines may be excellent for sleeping with stress or tinnitus. The Marpac Dohm uses a physical enthusiast, as opposed to playing down recorded clips. Some people-myself included-find them uncomfortable and cannot use them. While sleeping together with cans, what volume should I use? As you do not want to struggle as you're trying sleep comfortability is important. As possible sleep, you are not in any material risk from the cord. In case you are worried about being masked by your cord while you sleep, we would love to set your mind at ease. If you have any queries pertaining to where by and how to use Best Noise-Cancelling Headphones for Sleeping 2019, you can get in touch with us at our page. So ideally we'd like to find the noise level down to about 50dB.
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Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Prize Counter
((I usually don’t make posts like this relating to my AU, but, I have an obsession with Arcade Prize counters, and I’ve always loved the idea of Freddy’s having a prize counter full of nice loot, as well as just how Freddy’s in general operates. So, here’s my headcanon as to what all you can redeem at the prize counter!))
Small Candy Pieces (Tootsie Rolls, Lemonheads, Fruit Snacks, Dum-Dums, M&Ms, Skittles, Basically things you'd get at houses on Halloween) - 25 Tickets per Scoop
Pirate Cove Raffle Ticket - 100 Tickets per Ticket. Only one ticket per customer. (Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for any dissapointment or tears from losing, and or winning the raffle. Raffle winners are announced directly after the Pirate Cove show, hosted every hour-and-thirty minutes. Raffle participants will have a chance to win a Pirate Cove T-shirt, Foxy Plush, Pirate Hat, Sword or other exclusive Foxy or Pirate-related apparel. Raffle tickets are given free to customers who purchase the Foxy Pirate Party Package. We apologize if Foxy mispronounces your Child's name.)
(Pirate Cove Raffle Prizes listed at bottom)
One Large Piece of Candy (Full-size Candy Bars) - 150 Tickets per Piece 
Stretchy Gooey Slap Hands - 150 Tickets per Hand
Bead Necklace - 175 Tickets
Squishy Pizza Slice Keychain - 200 Tickets
Squishy Ice Cream Keychain - 200 Tickets
Glow Sticks - 200 Tickets per Bundle
Fuzzy Dice - 250 Tickets per Pair of Dice
Rainbow Slinky - 300 Tickets
Squishy Basketball - 300 Tickets
Small Squishy Mr. Cupcake Toy - 300 Tickets
Novelty Glasses - 350 Tickets
Tub of Alien Slime - 350 Tickets
Balloons - 350 Tickets per Bundle. Can also be purchased from Balloon Boy for 1.99 Dollars per Balloon at some locations.
Bag of Candy - 350 Tickets per Bag
Small Plush Pizza Slice - 450 Tickets
Small Plush Ice Cream Cone - 450 Tickets
Magic 8-Ball - 450 Tickets
Foxy's Pirate Eyepatch - 450 Tickets
Full-Size Sports Equipment (Footballs, Soccer Balls, Basketballs) - 450-600 Tickets per item depending on usage and size.
Mr. Cupcake Plushie - 750 Tickets
Mr. Cupcake Plastic Pail (with Free Candy!) - 750 Tickets Normally, 350 Tickets during October.
Bonnie Novelty Mask - 900 Tickets
Chica Novelty Mask - 900 Tickets
Foxy Novelty Mask - 950 Tickets
Foam Foxy Pirate Sword - 950 Tickets
Foxy Pirate Hat - 950 Tickets
Freddy Fazbear Novelty Mask (Note: may fool characters into thinking you're Freddy, appropriate warning and safety contract included with every purchase. Safety contract must be signed by a parent.) - 1000 Tickets
Small Bonnie Plush - 1500 Tickets
Small Chica Plush - 1500 Tickets
Small Foxy Plush - 1750 Tickets
Small Freddy Fazbear Plush (may be swapped for Circus Baby at some locations) - 1800 Tickets
Chica "Let's Eat!!!" Bib (may say "Let's Party!!!" or "Let's Rock!!!" at some locations) - 2000 Tickets
Freddy Fazbear Top-Hat (comes with or without a red stripe, or in purple with a black stripe.) - 2000 Tickets
BB Figurine (May not be at some locations) - 2000 Tickets
Bonnie Figurine (Toy Bonnie, complete with lead paint!) - 2000 Tickets
Chica Figurine (Toy Chica, completely with a stupidly fragile beak that may or may not be a choking hazard!) - 2000 Tickets
Posable Foxy Figurine (Funtime Foxy/Mangle, complete with a stupidly fragile everything!) - 2100 Tickets
Posable Freddy Figurine (Toy Freddy, complete with a removable microphone that is definitely a choking hazard!) - 2200 Tickets
BB Plush (May not be at some locations) - 2250 Tickets
Puppet Plush (May not be at some locations) - 2250 Tickets
Medium-Size Bonnie Plush (may be swapped for Ballora or Spring Bonnie at some locations) - 2500 Tickets
Medium-Size Chica Plush (may be swapped for Funtime Freddy at some Locations) - 2500 Tickets
Medium-Size Foxy Plush (may be Funtime Foxy at some locations) - 2600 Tickets
Medium-Size Freddy Fazbear Plush (may be swapped for Circus Baby at some locations) - 2700 Tickets
Medium-Size Golden Freddy Plush (may be swapped for Fredbear at some locations) - 3000 Tickets
Singin' Golden Bonnie Plush (keep your fingers away from it's mouth. Excessive play may cause a little wear. Safety contract included with purchase. Contract must be signed by a parent.) - 3500 Tickets
Freddy Fazbear dart board (Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for injuries caused by throwing darts. Safety contract included with purchase. Contract must be signed by a parent.) - 3500 Tickets
Neon Pizza Wall Light - 4500 Tickets
Neon Ice Cream Wall Light - 4500 Tickets
Lava Lamps - 5000 Tickets
Big-size Bonnie Plush (may be swapped for Spring Bonnie at some locations) - 5000 Tickets
Plastic Bonnie Hand-Puppet (featured only at locations with Funtime Freddy) - 5000 Tickets
Plastic Puppet Hand-Puppet (featured only at locations with The Puppet) - 5000 Tickets
Big-size Chica Plush - 5000 Tickets
Big-size Foxy Plush (may be swapped for Funtime Foxy at some locations) - 5300 Tickets
Bonnie Guitar Replica (may be Spring Bonnie's Banjo at some locations. Is not an actual guitar.) - 5500 Tickets
Freddy Fazbear Microphone Replica (is not an actual microphone.) - 5500 Tickets
Big-size Freddy Fazbear Plush - 5600 Tickets
Big-size Golden Freddy Plush (may be swapped for Fredbear at some locations) - 6000 Tickets
Jumbo Mr. Cupcake Plush - 6000 Tickets
Jumbo Pizza Slice Plush (with Sunglasses) - 6000 Tickets
Jumbo Ice Cream Cone Plush (with Sunglasses) - 6000 Tickets
Freddy Fazbear T-Shirt - 6000 Tickets
Fazbear and Friends T-Shirt - 6000 Tickets
Let's Eat!!! T-Shirt (may say "Let's Party!!! or Let's Rock!!!" at some locations) - 6000 Tickets
Pirate Cove T-Shirt - 6500 Tickets
Deserted Island T-Shirt - 6500 Tickets
Foxy Roger T-Shirt - 6500 Tickets
Foxy Roger Wall Flag - 6500 Tickets
Celebrate! Poster - 6500 Tickets
Jumbo Bonnie Plush (may be Spring Bonnie at some locations) Plush - 7500 Tickets
Jumbo Chica Plush - 7500 Tickets
Jumbo Foxy Plush - 8000 Tickets
Jumbo Freddy Fazbear Plush - 8500 Tickets
Jumbo Golden Freddy Plush (may be Fredbear at some locations) - 9001 Tickets
Superstuf™ Pizza Slice Plush (with sunglasses) - 9001 Tickets
Superstuf™ Ice Cream Cone Plush (with sunglasses, and two scoops!) - 9001 Tickets
Freddy Fazbear's Toreador March Music Box - 9001 Tickets
Freddy Fazbear and Friends Alarm Clock - 9001 Tickets
Superstuf™ Freddy Fazbear Plush - 10,000 Tickets
Posable Golden Freddy Fazbear Figurine (complete with reflective paint! and a GOLDEN choking hazard microphone!) - 10,000 Tickets
Fazbear Karaoke Machine, Radio and Jammin’ CD Player - 10,000 Tickets
Candy Cadet™ Candy Dispenser (comes fully stocked with Free Candy!) - 10,000 Tickets  
Superstuf™ (actually) Golden Freddy Fazbear Plush (complete with reflective fabric!) - 11,000 Tickets
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Pirate Cove Raffle Prizes 
(1-3 Prizes of Random Rarity and a Free Plastic Foxy Hook are given out to Raffle Winners)
Booby Prize (given to everyone who loses the Raffle):
Plastic Foxy Pirate Hook
Common Prizes:
Foxy Plush (Small)
Foxy Pirate Hat
Foam Foxy Pirate Sword
Foxy Pirate Eyepatch
Rare Prizes:
Foxy Plush (Medium-Big)
Foxy Figurine
Foxy's Bag O' Pirate Gold (Small Burlap sack of Tokens)
Pirate Cove T-Shirt
Deserted Island T-Shirt
Foxy Roger T-Shirt
Foxy Roger Wall Flag
Plush Pizza (8 Small Plush Pizza Slices)
Ultra Rare Prizes:
Foxy Plush (Jumbo)
Neon Palm Tree Island Wall-Light
Neon Pirate Ship Wall-Light
Neon Treasure Chest Wall-Light
Ship-in-a-Bottle
Plastic Treasure Chest
Drunken Sailor Music Box
Grand Prizes:
Foxy Plush (Superstuf™)
Foxy's Buccaneer Plunder (Plastic Treasure Chest filled to the brim with Tokens)
Neon Foxy Roger Wall-Light
Golden Foxy Roger T-Shirt
Golden Foxy Roger Pirate Flag
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A Bed in a Box? Macoda Mattress Review
It was a happy coincidence that Mr Nerd and I had just been talking about replacing our old mattress, as it was getting close to the end of its life, when I got an email came out of the blue from a locally based company called Macoda – asking if we would like to try one of their mattress in return for an honest review.
Sometimes, blog things feel a little serendipitous. Once we were thinking of what we could do to fix the outside of the house now that we’d finished the inside; and I got an email from James Hardie asking if we would like to do a collab and use their cladding to give our home a new look. Another time, I was looking for a carpenter, and got a random email from a blog reader just to pass on the name of a carpenter she’d really liked. I could honestly go on and on about the number of product offers that have my come our way because of the blog. Some I know are a perfect fit because I’ve already bought and used them before and I already love the brand. Lots of things are not a fit or not really relevant to what House Nerd is about, so I don’t take them on (like the company that offered me a $500 voucher for very revealing lingerie the other day… which was uh, kind of them, but a good example of not suiting my brand). So when a product we need that that actually seems like it could be a fit comes our way, I’m stoked. Just like this.
But – Macoda sells mattresses that come in a box. Could they really be THAT good?
I’m pretty sure most of us would be aware of the bed-in-a-box craze. Traditionally, you’d go to a shop and buy a mattress, and probably pay a delivery fee to have one hefted to your door and maneuvered into your bedroom. Now, you can order one online, a slimline cardboard box is delivered to your door, you cut it open, and out comes your new mattress, which self-inflates in a matter of minutes (it’s actually really cool to watch. Why isn’t blowing up a camping mattress so easy?)
I was skeptical when I first heard of the mattress-in-a-box concept. I’m presuming a lot of people are the same. How do those skinny cardboard boxes hold a mattress – one good enough for a decent night’s sleep?
I knew my sister and brother-in-law loved theirs, which they had ordered partly because it would be easier to get up the narrow winding stairs of their old inner-city Sydney terrace house, where they have a fourth-floor bedroom. So I was happy to give it a go.
Macoda was co-founded by Perth-born James Cole, who was working in aviation before he began his company. He was no stranger to bad sleep at the time. “I’d toss and turn all night,” he admitted. “And snore. That combination affected my partner’s sleep more than anything.”
For James himself, getting a really good mattress was a game-changer when it came to his energy and wellbeing. (I can attest from having now met him in person, he does look enviably well-rested). Since launching Macoda with co-founder Dayne, the company’s mattress has been named Australia’s Most Comfortable Mattress for the second year in a row by Bedbuyer, the country’s leading independent mattress experts, who tested more than 100 boxed mattress).
He is now really passionate about how prioritising sleep is essential for your wellbeing – and unfortunately, not enough people do it.
“I believe that people nowadays are putting too much pressure on themselves and the compromise ends up being less sleep,” he says. “Sleep is so important and when we neglect it, it negatively impacts pretty much every facet of our life, and once that cycle starts it’s hard to get out of. We want to change that.”
Testing out our Macoda (yes, she sleeps on the bed!)
Ten years ago, it would have been unheard of to buy something like a mattress online. For James and _____, busting misconceptions around mattresses in a box and buying online was a priority. “Ordering things online is always a game of trust, and for big ticket items like a mattress it’s tenfold,” he says. “But we strongly believe the skepticism is a step in the right direction, and it puts the power in the buyer’s hand. Consumers are looking into things, and more often than not our customers are educated buyers who’ve done their research. People aren’t getting ripped off in stores anymore.”
James said the technology of their mattresses is as good as ‘traditional’ mattresses – and for less outlay. “In terms of design, the Macoda is actually a hybrid, so it’s the best of both worlds,” he says – each mattress has zoned pocket springs (instead of one big block spring system). What also makes the mattress a hybrid is that they also use foam, not just one block of support or memory foam, but three different foams that each serve a unique purpose. One layer is a gel memory foam, with hundreds of tiny gel beads that react to the surrounding temperature to keep you cool. But probably the mattress’s most unique feature is its ‘unzip and flip’ system, which lets you adjust it to make it softer or more firm, says James. “The top quilting on the mattress can actually be unzipped and removed; revealing the three layers of foam inside,” he says. “These can be re-arranged or flipped, to change the feel of the mattress completely. Anyone can do this at home in about five minutes which is just incredible.”
James is so confident about their mattresses, they offer a trial period of 100 nights – if you’re not impressed with the mattress after three months, you can return it. Most haven’t. “Our feedback has been overwhelmingly positive, which makes it so much easier to do what we’re doing, because we know we’re genuinely making a difference for people,” says James. “Sometimes people will reach out because they’re so thankful for the change the mattress has made in their lives. It’s pretty unreal to think about how much impact a mattress can make, but the stories people tell us are amazing.”
MY MACODA MATTRESS REVIEW
I have to admit I do like a really soft mattress. If I feel like I’m sinking into a cloud when I go to bed, (or being eaten by a giant marshmallow when I sit on a couch) I’m blissfully happy.
My husband prefers a much firmer mattress.
And the third person in our marriage doesn’t care one way or the other.
I should probably confess here that our dog Nala sleeps on our bed and she has since every single night she has lived with us. Mr Nerd and I still argue to this day over whose fault it is that we have a (rather chunky) Labrador cross that demands to sleep alongside us with her head on the pillow, and grumbles and sighs dolefully until she’s tucked in like a person. Mr Nerd says it’s my fault. I used to be vehemently anti-pets-on-the-bed. No way would I ever let a dog sleep on my bed! Gross. Plus, you give in once, they’ll want to sleep on your bed forever.
Then, I brought Nala home as a puppy. I lived on my own then. She had her cosy little fleece basket next to my bed where she went to sleep. Then in the middle of her first night I woke up to see this little furry black and white face with her paws on the side of the bed, looking at me, crying in the dark. This poor little puppito. Missing her mama and her brothers and sisters at the farm.
“Ok get up,” I said sleepily (she was too little to make the jump, I had to hoist her up) and those words changed my life forever. She fell asleep instantly on my ankle and has slept on my bed ever since. The mind was willing. The flesh was weak. You would have done exactly the same thing if you were woken up by a crying puppy that looks like a baby panda bear. (By the way, if you’ve never seen this video of baby pandas playing on a slide, you NEED TO). But I still maintain that the dog sleeping in our bed is equally Mr Nerd’s fault, because he also encouraged it, and he tucks her in. From the get-go he basically fell asleep cuddling Nala, like a child with a stuffie. Especially in winter, when she is basically a furry hot water bottle. To this day, he cuddles her to sleep every night.
Nala was very disgruntled when we made her shove off the bed so we could pull our new mattress into our room. It was fun getting the mattress out of the box and watching it inflate. The plastic-y smell when we first unpacked it wasn’t great, however James had warned me it was quite normal with boxed mattresses, and it quickly dissipated. Reassuringly, the Macoda mattresses are Certi-PUR-US certified, which means they’re made without formaldehyde, as well as a bunch of other nasties, and are low VOC. They’re also independently tested for the presence of more than 300 harmful substances.
The Macoda is ready to sleep on straight away and Nala seemed to know this as she angrily jumped straight back up onto the bed in a huff. My first night’s sleep on it was not great, however, I put it down to being a HOT night (it was in the middle of one of those horrible summer heatwaves we’ve had this year) and I run hot. You know how everyone has that friend that’s always cold? I’m the friend that’s always hot. Mr Nerd thought the mattress was great and really liked the support.
The next night I had a much better sleep, but still decided to try flipping the inserts around to make it softer. This is one of the cool features of the mattress, you can unzip the top three parts and make it softer or firmer. I liked it softer, although my husband preferred the mattress more firm. We shall continue to bicker.
Mr Nerd has had a lot of back and hip pain lately (time to trade him in for a younger model?) but within a week of sleeping on the Macoda, Mr Nerd said his back aches were much better. (I may keep him a while yet. Lucky).  
I don’t know about you guys but the older I get the more I look at couples who sleep in separate beds like Mark and Carol Brady and I’m like yes Carol, you are wise. Possibly sort of unromantic, but wise. Who likes being woken up by their partner tossing and turning? No-one. However, I did feel like there was far less ‘jiggling’ with this mattress, which was great. The Macoda is designed to minimise motion transfer, which is basically a fancy way of saying when your husband or dog tosses and turns and jiggles about irritatingly in the middle of the night it’s less likely to wake you up. This is true! For the first week I barely noticed Nala leaping about in the middle of the night trying to squash us. The structure of it ‘feels’ different to a traditional mattress (our old mattress had a traditional spring system) but you quickly get used to it. I actually slept really well. Even though I have always preferred a really soft sinky mattress, within two weeks it did have that comfortable “this is MY bed” feel and my back felt good too.
Compared to our old mattress, which from memory cost a rather insane $3800 (we were DINKS back then, people) the comparison between the much cheaper Macoda ($1,100 for a Queen) was favourable. It’s not expensive, not cheap, and I think it’s good quality for its price – especially considering it’s a hybrid.
Your mattress comes with a trial period of 100 nights. So if you’re not happy with it after three months, you can return it. It’s a good way to go if you want peace of mind.
In a nutshell, if you are after an affordable mattress and prefer your mattress on the firmer, more supportive side, the Macoda could be a good way to go. 
Soon I’ll be sharing a Macoda giveaway where you can win one of Macoda’s amazing pillows to help you get a better night’s sleep. I’ll also be sharing the guys’ expert tips for an excellent night’s sleep every night – check back in soon. Thank you to Macoda for partnering with me on this post – you can visit their website here or follow them on Facebook or Instagram. They currently have their Easter sale on! Maya x
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N.C. States Leopold Wildlife Club had just that with a huge potluck spread March 25 for the organizations sixth annual Wild Foods Supper that drew packed house at the Cary VFW Post 7383 banquet hall. Fare ranged from fried elk and venison to swan poppers, wild hog lasagna and game fishing outriggers barbecued bobcat. You cant find an event that has this much variety, said club president and future bird researcher Lucas Bobay of Holly Springs, who with fellow students spent many hours prepping and cooking for the fundraiser to support student activities. Club supporter Will Summer kept things simple to win the meats category in the cooking contest. For his grilled venison backstrap, he uses a favorite poultry marinade, and on the grill, he uses medium heat with the grill lid down. Like all game, its lean, so you have to cook it rare, Summer, 39, said. Ten to 15 minutes at most. He also won the other game category with a Brunswick stew featuring venison, dove and squirrel. I feel like sportsmen are foodies who are just really particular about the source of their meat, he said. Gwen Peterson, 10, of Cary won the dessert category with wild mint chocolate truffles. She picked and bruised the mint leaves herself. And I put them in a pan with heavy cream and corn syrup and put them on the stove to simmer, the fourth-grader said. Spring rolls made from foraged plants won the vegetable category for Chefs Wild (@chefswild on Instagram), which also offered sustainable sushi that included toasted crickets. Follow the club on Facebook by searching NCSU Leopold Wildlife Club. Bass fishing: A big turnout is expected for the 7 a.m. April 1 Piedmont Bass Classics $10,000 Spring Team Bass Trail Qualifier No.
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A Bed in a Box? Macoda Mattress Review
It was a happy coincidence that Mr Nerd and I had just been talking about replacing our old mattress, as it was getting close to the end of its life, when I got an email came out of the blue from a locally based company called Macoda – asking if we would like to try one of their mattress in return for an honest review.
Sometimes, blog things feel a little serendipitous. Once we were thinking of what we could do to fix the outside of the house now that we’d finished the inside; and I got an email from James Hardie asking if we would like to do a collab and use their cladding to give our home a new look. Another time, I was looking for a carpenter, and got a random email from a blog reader just to pass on the name of a carpenter she’d really liked. I could honestly go on and on about the number of product offers that have my come our way because of the blog. Some I know are a perfect fit because I’ve already bought and used them before and I already love the brand. Lots of things are not a fit or not really relevant to what House Nerd is about, so I don’t take them on (like the company that offered me a $500 voucher for very revealing lingerie the other day… which was uh, kind of them, but a good example of not suiting my brand). So when a product we need that that actually seems like it could be a fit comes our way, I’m stoked. Just like this.
But – Macoda sells mattresses that come in a box. Could they really be THAT good?
I’m pretty sure most of us would be aware of the bed-in-a-box craze. Traditionally, you’d go to a shop and buy a mattress, and probably pay a delivery fee to have one hefted to your door and maneuvered into your bedroom. Now, you can order one online, a slimline cardboard box is delivered to your door, you cut it open, and out comes your new mattress, which self-inflates in a matter of minutes (it’s actually really cool to watch. Why isn’t blowing up a camping mattress so easy?)
I was skeptical when I first heard of the mattress-in-a-box concept. I’m presuming a lot of people are the same. How do those skinny cardboard boxes hold a mattress – one good enough for a decent night’s sleep?
I knew my sister and brother-in-law loved theirs, which they had ordered partly because it would be easier to get up the narrow winding stairs of their old inner-city Sydney terrace house, where they have a fourth-floor bedroom. So I was happy to give it a go.
Macoda was co-founded by Perth-born James Cole, who was working in aviation before he began his company. He was no stranger to bad sleep at the time. “I’d toss and turn all night,” he admitted. “And snore. That combination affected my partner’s sleep more than anything.”
For James himself, getting a really good mattress was a game-changer when it came to his energy and wellbeing. (I can attest from having now met him in person, he does look enviably well-rested). Since launching Macoda with co-founder Dayne, the company’s mattress has been named Australia’s Most Comfortable Mattress for the second year in a row by Bedbuyer, the country’s leading independent mattress experts, who tested more than 100 boxed mattress).
He is now really passionate about how prioritising sleep is essential for your wellbeing – and unfortunately, not enough people do it.
“I believe that people nowadays are putting too much pressure on themselves and the compromise ends up being less sleep,” he says. “Sleep is so important and when we neglect it, it negatively impacts pretty much every facet of our life, and once that cycle starts it’s hard to get out of. We want to change that.”
Testing out our Macoda (yes, she sleeps on the bed!)
Ten years ago, it would have been unheard of to buy something like a mattress online. For James and _____, busting misconceptions around mattresses in a box and buying online was a priority. “Ordering things online is always a game of trust, and for big ticket items like a mattress it’s tenfold,” he says. “But we strongly believe the skepticism is a step in the right direction, and it puts the power in the buyer’s hand. Consumers are looking into things, and more often than not our customers are educated buyers who’ve done their research. People aren’t getting ripped off in stores anymore.”
James said the technology of their mattresses is as good as ‘traditional’ mattresses – and for less outlay. “In terms of design, the Macoda is actually a hybrid, so it’s the best of both worlds,” he says – each mattress has zoned pocket springs (instead of one big block spring system). What also makes the mattress a hybrid is that they also use foam, not just one block of support or memory foam, but three different foams that each serve a unique purpose. One layer is a gel memory foam, with hundreds of tiny gel beads that react to the surrounding temperature to keep you cool. But probably the mattress’s most unique feature is its ‘unzip and flip’ system, which lets you adjust it to make it softer or more firm, says James. “The top quilting on the mattress can actually be unzipped and removed; revealing the three layers of foam inside,” he says. “These can be re-arranged or flipped, to change the feel of the mattress completely. Anyone can do this at home in about five minutes which is just incredible.”
James is so confident about their mattresses, they offer a trial period of 100 nights – if you’re not impressed with the mattress after three months, you can return it. Most haven’t. “Our feedback has been overwhelmingly positive, which makes it so much easier to do what we’re doing, because we know we’re genuinely making a difference for people,” says James. “Sometimes people will reach out because they’re so thankful for the change the mattress has made in their lives. It’s pretty unreal to think about how much impact a mattress can make, but the stories people tell us are amazing.”
MY MACODA MATTRESS REVIEW
I have to admit I do like a really soft mattress. If I feel like I’m sinking into a cloud when I go to bed, (or being eaten by a giant marshmallow when I sit on a couch) I’m blissfully happy.
My husband prefers a much firmer mattress.
And the third person in our marriage doesn’t care one way or the other.
I should probably confess here that our dog Nala sleeps on our bed and she has since every single night she has lived with us. Mr Nerd and I still argue to this day over whose fault it is that we have a (rather chunky) Labrador cross that demands to sleep alongside us with her head on the pillow, and grumbles and sighs dolefully until she’s tucked in like a person. Mr Nerd says it’s my fault. I used to be vehemently anti-pets-on-the-bed. No way would I ever let a dog sleep on my bed! Gross. Plus, you give in once, they’ll want to sleep on your bed forever.
Then, I brought Nala home as a puppy. I lived on my own then. She had her cosy little fleece basket next to my bed where she went to sleep. Then in the middle of her first night I woke up to see this little furry black and white face with her paws on the side of the bed, looking at me, crying in the dark. This poor little puppito. Missing her mama and her brothers and sisters at the farm.
“Ok get up,” I said sleepily (she was too little to make the jump, I had to hoist her up) and those words changed my life forever. She fell asleep instantly on my ankle and has slept on my bed ever since. The mind was willing. The flesh was weak. You would have done exactly the same thing if you were woken up by a crying puppy that looks like a baby panda bear. (By the way, if you’ve never seen this video of baby pandas playing on a slide, you NEED TO). But I still maintain that the dog sleeping in our bed is equally Mr Nerd’s fault, because he also encouraged it, and he tucks her in. From the get-go he basically fell asleep cuddling Nala, like a child with a stuffie. Especially in winter, when she is basically a furry hot water bottle. To this day, he cuddles her to sleep every night.
Nala was very disgruntled when we made her shove off the bed so we could pull our new mattress into our room. It was fun getting the mattress out of the box and watching it inflate. The plastic-y smell when we first unpacked it wasn’t great, however James had warned me it was quite normal with boxed mattresses, and it quickly dissipated. Reassuringly, the Macoda mattresses are Certi-PUR-US certified, which means they’re made without formaldehyde, as well as a bunch of other nasties, and are low VOC. They’re also independently tested for the presence of more than 300 harmful substances.
The Macoda is ready to sleep on straight away and Nala seemed to know this as she angrily jumped straight back up onto the bed in a huff. My first night’s sleep on it was not great, however, I put it down to being a HOT night (it was in the middle of one of those horrible summer heatwaves we’ve had this year) and I run hot. You know how everyone has that friend that’s always cold? I’m the friend that’s always hot. Mr Nerd thought the mattress was great and really liked the support.
The next night I had a much better sleep, but still decided to try flipping the inserts around to make it softer. This is one of the cool features of the mattress, you can unzip the top three parts and make it softer or firmer. I liked it softer, although my husband preferred the mattress more firm. We shall continue to bicker.
Mr Nerd has had a lot of back and hip pain lately (time to trade him in for a younger model?) but within a week of sleeping on the Macoda, Mr Nerd said his back aches were much better. (I may keep him a while yet. Lucky).  
I don’t know about you guys but the older I get the more I look at couples who sleep in separate beds like Mark and Carol Brady and I’m like yes Carol, you are wise. Possibly sort of unromantic, but wise. Who likes being woken up by their partner tossing and turning? No-one. However, I did feel like there was far less ‘jiggling’ with this mattress, which was great. The Macoda is designed to minimise motion transfer, which is basically a fancy way of saying when your husband or dog tosses and turns and jiggles about irritatingly in the middle of the night it’s less likely to wake you up. This is true! For the first week I barely noticed Nala leaping about in the middle of the night trying to squash us. The structure of it ‘feels’ different to a traditional mattress (our old mattress had a traditional spring system) but you quickly get used to it. I actually slept really well. Even though I have always preferred a really soft sinky mattress, within two weeks it did have that comfortable “this is MY bed” feel and my back felt good too.
Compared to our old mattress, which from memory cost a rather insane $3800 (we were DINKS back then, people) the comparison between the much cheaper Macoda ($1,100 for a Queen) was favourable. It’s not expensive, not cheap, and I think it’s good quality for its price – especially considering it’s a hybrid.
Your mattress comes with a trial period of 100 nights. So if you’re not happy with it after three months, you can return it. It’s a good way to go if you want peace of mind.
In a nutshell, if you are after an affordable mattress and prefer your mattress on the firmer, more supportive side, the Macoda could be a good way to go. 
Soon I’ll be sharing a Macoda giveaway where you can win one of Macoda’s amazing pillows to help you get a better night’s sleep. I’ll also be sharing the guys’ expert tips for an excellent night’s sleep every night – check back in soon. Thank you to Macoda for partnering with me on this post – you can visit their website here or follow them on Facebook or Instagram. They currently have their Easter sale on! Maya x
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