#geralt of rivia shitpost

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

soooo... idk what’s up with this but it made me think of someone... 👀

#geralt of rivia #geralt of rivia shitpost #geralt of rivia shit post #the witcher #the witcher shit post #the witcher shitpost #geralt the horse girl #horse girl geralt

[guinevereslancelot]

all the best badass male fantasy heroes aren't cool bc they have a magic sword and an cool backstory btw. aragorn and geralt of rivia would be nothing if they weren't also, fundamentally, horse girls

#im right #all the best fantasy men are horse girls #aragorn and geralt of rivia are unrivaled for this #lotr #this witcher #this has been a shitpost #humor #@ the person who tagged hiccup from hotd you are so right he is literally a horse girl as well #honorable mention to arthur morgan based on the amount of ppl tagging him despite being in a dif genre. horse girl man transcends fantasy

[hannibard]

Interesting how all three ships my blog is centered around have this dynamic huh

#will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannigram #good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #the witcher #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #photos #shitpost #crack #meme #trope #crispy

[piinfeathers]

netflix in about two years once stranger things and henry cavill are gone

#the witcher #netflix #geralt of rivia #henry cavill #yes i made this #i’m just shitposting through the pain at this point #somebody go save my girl anya

[happenedinthebox]

I wanted to participate in this little trend with my favorite, contrasting videogame characters

Kept chuckling pretty hard through the process of making this

#artist #artwork #drawing #art #illustration #digitalart #digital aritst #fantasyartist #Witcher #witcher 3 #geralt of rivia #geralt #rasputin aquato #psychonaughts 2 #psychonauts #raz psychonauts #shitpost

[imaginesofeverykind]

POV: you exist and have silver/gray hair

Im on my KNEES 🙇🏼‍♀️

#shitpost #hotd #got #dante #virgil #nero #karl heisenberg #rhaenyra targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #aemond targaryen #carlisle cullen #rosalie hale #satine kryze #zane flynt #kairi imahara #valkyrie apex legends #trish dmc #thranduil #diana lol #mother miranda #geralt of rivia #black leg sanji #sanji live action #daenerys targaryen #daemon targaryen #astarion #nightsister merrin

[horsedadgeralt]

#jaskier #the witcher #the witcher memes #geralt of rivia #geraskier #the witcher shitpost #the witcher meme #kathi memes #as in 'to meme' the verb

[sixpossumsinaclownsuit]

#highly scientific analyzation #henry cavill truther #henry cavill #bring henry back #witcher #the Witcher #witcher x reader #Geralt #Geralt of Rivia #witcher shitpost #witcher season 3 #Netflix Witcher #dc comics #dc universe #superman #henry cavill superman

[hanzajesthanza]

you know those charts depicting the rapid growth of domestic chickens over the decades

well, after seeing the original publication of a shard of ice in fantastyka magazine (topic for another post because it really is just wonderfully illustrated by jarosław musiał)

i was thinking, after seeing these illustrations... when my heart jumped for joy at seeing art of books-geralt, taking no visual influence from adaptations-not-yet-made...

(i've censored yennefer's sorceress-presenting... for tumblr)

that the remarkably-accurate-to-his-prose-descriptions-shaped geralt looks nothing like his modern interpretations

and, well...

when lined up like this, it really is more drastic than you think. what ARE they doing to him. bring who and what geralt is supposed to be back. this is so unfair. for geralt and for the body standards these changes represent

#like look at his long white-as-milk hair and then look at cavill's filthy mop and tell me that that nonsense is book-accurate #this scale also works to represent Love (leftmost) to Utter Contempt (rightmost) #geralt of rivia #the witcher #geralt #the witcher books #the witcher games #the witcher netflix #fantastyka #jarosław musiał #day five hundred of crying over books geralt #an important post although its framed like a shitpost. im serious. twn's writing sucks but their appearance and casting also sucks

[gabetheunknown]

I rewatched Brooklyn Nine Nine again and I can totally see Jaskier and Valdo interacting with each other like Wuntch and Holt

This has been living rent free in my head for the past weeks and I just had to draw it

Click for better quality, Tumblr likes to make it sucky <3

#I cannot draw horses and I will not take criticism thank you #I do what I want #my boyfriend upon seeing some panels: You convey emOTION #jaskier #valdo marx #the witcher #geralt of rivia #geralt #the witcher art #the witcher shitpost #comic #my art #gabe's art #brooklyn nine nine

[carnalgarnish]

Obsessed with how jaskier is always being seductively threatened by attractive mages. My poor boy is so painfully bisexual and can't cut a break.

#gay #shitpost #mlm #the witcher #witcher #geralt of rivia #geralt x jaskier #jaskier #dandelion #julian alfred pankratz

[pterodactylterrace]

Geralt is almost always the little spoon.

Jaskier tends to use him as furniture, so it just kind of works out that way. Jaskier almost always initiates whatever contact they have, and Geralt just goes with it. Bard in the lap? Ok. Jaskier’s head on his chest? Fine. Jaskier rolling over and plastering himself against Geralt in the middle of the night? Why not.

Plus he can pretend he is a horsie when Jaskier is clinging to his back.

#witcher shitposting #geralt of rivia #Jaskier #kaer morons

[garnishedcarnist]

Do you think they ever explored each other's bodies

#shitpost #the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia #witcher

[hannibard]

I'm genuinely surprised this quote hasn't become a meme yet

#i wanna see it with every ship #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #geralt of rivia #geraskier #yennskier #yes it's also yennskier #geraskefer technically #the witcher #photos #my edit #meme #crack #shitpost #incorrect quotes #good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #the witcher netflix #twn #season 2 #julian alfred pankratz #dandelion #crispy

[ghostlylicious]

#jaskier posted this #the witcher #the witcher things #the hexer #michał żebrowski #geralt of rivia #witcher shitpost #stolen from my twitter

[luckys-last-brain-cell]

Lambert is the TikTok bro. Eskel would like to stop ending up on TikTok, please and thank you. Geralt purposely looks menacing in the background of TikTok videos but he’ll insist up and down that it’s not deliberate. Coën forwards every TikTok to Yennefer and Jaskier.

Vesimir doesn’t know what TikTok is, he’s convinced it’s some kind of timekeeping app and he’s deeply confused as to why Lambert is still late to fucking everything.

#kaer morhen #the witcher #geralt of rivia #eskel #lambert #coën #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #shitposting plain and simple