#he is in hell

[ircn-dad]

Since Marvel decided to broke us all with Rhodey's story, I decided to ruin myself -and every single person who's reading this- even more.

Rhodey looked at the sky to see if Tony, with the Iron Man suit, was up there and if he was coming for him.

#i mean technically he IS there #he's in heaven #hahah no it's not funny ik #he is in hell #james rhodes #tony stark #tony and rhodey #tony and rhodes #secret invasion #endgame #avengers #marvel #MCU #mcu spoilers #iron husbands #team iron man #iron man #peter parker #irondad #mcu #pepper potts #pepperony #the avengers #rhodey

[mustangs-flames]

htb Thatcher when the series began vs htb Thatcher in Old Rugged Cross vs htb Thatcher in The Good Samaritan

https://youtube.com/shorts/R7jpe8DLV88?si=tPn9Ow7NOsoQsHIM

HELP-

That last scream is also going to be him in 'Eye For An Eye' hasgfjdjhdbgs

#hail true body au #mustang answers! #htb thatcher #his adopted son is about to be skewered and will bleed to death #everything goes to shit #and don't even get me started on ruth #or the bugs #SO MANY BUGS #HE IS IN HELL #HELP HIM

[spookyboywhump]

Cements Zanders feet to the booth and lines Vanessa up for it

Poor Zander looks like he’s absolutely dreading this but she wastes no time in pulling him down by his collar to give him a long kiss. He’s used to this treatment from her by now.

#oc asks #zander #Vanessa #noncon kissing #oc kissing booth #he is in hell #anonymous

[barblaz-arts]

They forgot to tell him

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #he probably felt lonely about being the only angel in hell huh #my art

[thehandymen]

i am not immune to stories in which characters who have endured harsh, empty existences become absolutely transformed by someone’s sincere love for them and learn to live

#this is about hell's paradise btw #i know this is such an overdone trope but idc idc #'gabimaru the hollow' well your wife would object to that. #i haven't read the manga #so no idea how well mappa adapted the source material #but the way gabimaru's marriage is first portrayed #compared to after he has his big realization #was SOOOOOOO insane #oh this is also about buddy daddies too #buddy daddies #suwa rei #gabimaru #gabimaru the hollow #hell's paradise #jigokuraku #anime

[sinnerzforsaintz]

Well, the embassy did need to be taken care of and Adam was no longer capable of doing it so, who better then Peter?

Heaven help him. Hell was a mess, it stunk like a corpse and he was pretty sure some guy tried to rob him on his way into the place but he had nothing on him to offer!

At least the embassy was mostly clean though it could use a dusting and some light. Maybe even some people working the desks. It was a wasteland in here!

Adam clearly wasn't much for house keeping nor were the exterminators obviously so, after a quick change of clothes, Peter rolled up his sleeves and got to work, cleaning the windows. At least it would let some light in here!

It didn't take long for Peter to find himself getting distracted by the view or rather, the people. Demon men of all shapes and sizes out on the street and God forgive him, he found himself struggling to keep his eyes off them.

It wasn't entirely a secret, he was gay though he had to keep that from Sera but it wasn't a big deal. His place in Heaven was more then secure in his eyes, Jesus gave him the keys to the place, they couldn't just take them from him and he was only looking. No one ever got condemned for taking a look at someone and he never got to see a demon before Charlie. These ones weren't nearly as put together as she was!

These ones were rugged, violent and dirty. They were kind of disgusting and clearly beneath him but was he crazy to think they were kind of...hot?

#dash commentary #st peter things #okay it had to happen lol #St Peter is taking care of the embassy #he is in hell

[kimjunnoodle]

Pov: all of your colleagues want you dead (sound)

#flashing tw #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 gortash #lord enver gortash #bg3 memes #lord gortash #enver gortash #i’m fucking crying #me and imovie are going places (hell) #noodle art #i’m his number one fan which means i want him executed but like painlessly #he’s just some guy (derogatory)

[peecyjacksoo]

Knowing that Annabeth canonically had a crush on Percy since she was twelve was insane to me at first, but now, seeing the show, she probably loved him almost immediately. This dorky kid that chose her for a quest just because he knew she wanted to go.

#percabeth #percy jackson #pjo show #annabeth chase #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo hoo toa #percy and annabeth #percy jackson show #percy pjo #thalia grace #luke castellan #Percy shows her love #and he doesn't expect anything in return #hell he expects her to push him down some stairs if its required

[keets-writing-corner]

Thinking a LOT about Lucifer in the latest Hazbin episode. Idk what I was expecting but not this??

As I was watching my immediate thought was just "huh... Lucifer is kinda of weird..." but as the episode went on I realized the issue

the dude is off the chain depressed, like he says it as a joke but holy cow it is SO BAD

He's manically just creating rubber ducks cuz his daughter really like it that one time but it's empty, it's never good enough but he keeps doing it, maybe cuz he doesn't know how to pass the time otherwise.

like I get the feeling he HAS better things he SHOULD be doing than making rubber duck after rubber duck. At first I was like, "Bruh why isn't the king of hell doing anything?" aaaaand then it became clear...

The dude is disassociating so bad he can barely hold a conversation let alone remember information. He clearly WANTS to, he wants to be involved with his daughter so bad, he wants to care about the things she's doing so bad, but his depression keeps interfering. It's like he can only hear every other word and he grasps onto the ones he does hear semi-out of context. Like you can see every time he catches something that he hadn't before and he just "well shit I didn't catch that part"

and that's why he reacts so weird when people talk to him. He is struggling so bad to engage with the conversation he's only getting 50% of it

does that look like the face of a man who knows what the hell the conversation is even about??? he is STRUGGLING

like Charlie spent so long telling him about the hotel, and he STILL didn't understand what she wanted. Yeah it comes off as ditzy but literally I've been in that position where your brain just "nope, not doing this right now" and nerfs your conversation comprehension. So as someone who's BEEN in that position, to me it feels exactly like what he's dealing with. He's sorta engaged with the conversation, but only as much as his brain will allow

For example, when I'm dealing with this, this is what someone talking to me feels like this where the crossed out parts are what I missed and bold is what I catch, "Hey! You know I was thinking for dinner we could either make some chicken with rice? But if you don't feel like cooking, pasta is super easy and you love that right? What do you want to do?" you can kinda get that someone is trying to talk to you about dinner, and towards the end you get the impression that they asked something that needs your input so you can decently put 2 and 2 together and try and pass off, but crucial bits were left out, I would have no idea that either chicken or pasta is in the conversation only having heard "rice". When someone is just talking at me, I can decently pass off as being engaged but the second I'm required to participate in the conversation I'm screwed. Seem familiar? At which point I have 2 options, try to give a bullshit answer, or admit that I missed what they were saying and ask them to repeat

Lucifer, unfortunately, is trying so damn hard to hide that he's dealing with like 24/7 dissociation, so he can't admit that he's missing entire chunks of the conversation, hence his really weird replies. He does eventually get the full picture and then he and Charlie start having the real conversation

Also, the Alastor/Lucifer rivalry was hilarious but also really indicative of more of what Lucifer is dealing with

Alastor is, unfortunately, really good at picking up people's insecurities, and thanks to Charlie's description earlier and watching Lucifer clearly trying to overcompensate, he immediately picks up on the fact that Lucifer KNOWS he struggles to be a good dad (we know cuz it's cuz of the depression, hard to be engaged when your brain keeps turning off) and decides to rub salt in the wound by pretending he's been acting as a surrogate father to Charlie. Now why Alastor decided to pick a fight with the king of hell is beyond me, I do not understand Alastor (and I LIKE IT) (maybe it's cuz Alastor thinks he's hot shit and was expecting Lucifer to at least have heard of him but Lucifer just treats him like a nobody? who knows)(why would Lucifer listen to radio anyways when he can't even pay attention to a conversation it'd just be white noise)

But yeah I just was expecting someone who oozed either charisma or presence and instead I got a depressed dad who's dissociating so bad he can barely function and be present in his life. The only thing it seems he CAN do is make rubber ducks cuz his daughter really liked it that one time

Idk Lucifer is tragic to me. Whatever the full details of what heavan did to him absolutely broke him and he can't deal with it. He's aware of it, and he doesn't know how to fix it, so he tries to over compensate and sorta makes an ass out of himself but no one says or does anything cuz this guy is supposed to be THE king of hell

Suddenly it's making a lot more sense why he just rolls over and lets heaven do what it wants and even told Charlie to go in his place the start of the show. He's not in any headspace to hold a basic conversation let alone negotiate! He didn't even know who Alastor was, he's been so out of touch

idk I like him, he seems sweet, I hope Charlie brings some light back into his life. He really needs to get out of that rubber duck room

#hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #analysis #dissociation #look idk what to tell you all #I watched the episode and everything makes so much more sense #when you realize he's only intaking like 50-60% of the conversations #he's not bad at listening his brain is literally preventing him from getting everything #literally I've been there #the difference between him and me tho #is that he can't show it #he's the king of hell #he has to bluff his way through conversations #but yeah literally rewatch the episode with this in mind #and watch him reply to the things he DID catch #anyways #NEW BLORBO???? #who'd've thought I would go into Hazbin Hotel #and come out with freaking LUCIFER as my favorite character #I love him #he's so sad

[blupoh]

analog horror needs to let go of daisy bell I am FED UP

#plutoposting #it isn’t scary anymore you guys have run it into the ground #hell it wasn’t even scary at all #it’s just a song about a guy wanting to provide for his bride with what little he has #that’s lovely

[wolfythewitch]

Something something let the little children come to me for they will inherit the kingdom of god

#wolfy religious tedtalks #thats one of my favorite verses i think like hell yeah hes a hit with the youth #how do you do fellow kids #art #sketch #jesus christ

[dragon0va]

appreciation post for joel's editing in his most recent hermitcraft episode, i would like more of this please

#4K NOTES??? WHAT THE HELL??? #GIYS HE'S SO FUNNY #we don't give him enough credit #hermitcraft #hermitblur #hermitcraft spoilers #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft season ten #hermitcraft season 10

[potato-lord-but-not]

um. perhaps everyone should go see monkey man. just maybe. consider.

#GOD HE’S SOOOOOOO UGH #didn’t get the hype until I saw him beating the hell out of people. consider me smitten #artists on tumblr #digital art #monkey man #monkey man movie #monkey man 2024 #dev patel #tw blood

[i-mode]

silly

#really needed to screencap this sorry theyre so cute #what the hell did he do all that for. #my middle aged divorcee so cute and moe im gonna throw him off a cliff #dungeon meshi

[chloesimaginationthings]

Will the real FNAF Helpy please stand up?..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #fnaf helpi #helpy #vannessa fnaf #fnaf vanny #fnaf #security breach #fnaf pizzeria simulator #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Helpi is not to be trusted and is an enemy to the state #that is not our dear baby boy Helpy #helpi is an imposter do not trust him 😤 #I just know in my heart Michael would not trust helpi BAHA #HE KNOWS that’s not his son #I hope that little guy is okay cause last we saw of him he was sent to medical hell in HW2 #praying for helpys safe return 🙏🏾 give back Michael’s son

[pineapple-frenzy]

Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara

They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them

But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd

The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>

#zutara #zuko #katara #atla #book 2 au #my art #i mentioned in my last book 2 au post that i wanted to include short hair katara into it and y'all were so supportive of it!! 😭😭😭 #so this is how i think it would go #it would happen as katara is trying to evade one of zuko's fire balls #she manages to avoid it but since her hair is long it still caught on fire #she'd be pissed so she water whips the hell out of zuko #and then promptly forgets about it akfhkakdkakdj #even after the sparring session she still hasn't remembered cause 'oh no zuko's in pain i have to help him!' #it isn't until zuko even mentions it that she remembers #zuko thinks she's more calm than i thought she would be after burning her hair so he mentions it to her #little did he know katara just forgor aldjlakdkaljd #n e ways zuko does feel bad so she offers to help fix it up for her #i think after the haircut katara would find herself looking in mirrors when there are any around cause 'zuko thinks i'm beautiful?? really? #zuko doesn't know this tho and he thinks katara is till sad about the unwanted haircut so he keeps telling her that she looks beautiful #and katara just keeps losing it aldjlakdlald #in conclusion they are idiots your honor