#he’s just ✨quirky✨ guys he cares i know it

[elmhat]

DSMP TUMBLR SIMULATOR

🟩 escapedwarcriminal Follow

On vacation! Check out the fancy hotel :)

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

gufys please mass report this he's trxying to fucking dox me and also kill me pls guys

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❌ god Follow

I just finished writing my latest book! To thank everyone who stuck with me through this process, I'm giving away one copy to a random follower! All you have to do is reblog 😊

#bookblr #writeblr

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🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

Anyone know where the boomerville residents went?

🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

No one replied so I guess I own their house now

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🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow

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#I'm actually so sick of these mfs #no joke if I have to spend another day around these people I might kms #one more comment about how "evil" he is and I'm gonna snap #I can't believe I used to be friends with them? #they're so bloodthirsty for no reason #sorry just needed to vent #can't say any more than this or I'll blow my cover #neg

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New strawberry cake recipe! (Safe for pigs)

Try out this delicious dessert that all the family can enjoy!

Keep reading

#baking #recipes #I just wanted to make something that my friend can eat too #he has some rather unique dietary requirements

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🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

"average person destroys 1 government a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average person destroys 0 governments per year. technoblade is an outlier and should not have been counted

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

this is so fuckign disrespectful to doomsday survivors take this down you egotesticle fkng prick

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🟩 escapedwarcriminal Follow

@warden-of-the-vault How's idiotville idiot

🟩 escapedwarcriminal Follow

Wait you can't reply cause you're in IDIOTVILLE

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🪶 philzaminecraft Follow

My good friend has entrusted me with looking after his lovely dogs, haha! 😂 Do any of you fine young people have advice for me as to how to take care of this many hungry hounds? 🤔 I look forward to hearing from you.

From Philza Minecraft.

P.S. Please also instruct me as to how to increase the number of messages I receive in response to my questions. This internet website is a tad confusing. I had enough bother attaching the photograph. 😂

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🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

woke up to the dash full of drama again. sigh

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

fucking Die

🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

oh so you're the one sending all the anon hate

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

i don't send anon hate i'll hate to your fucking face bitch

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

please go out with me

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🔱 warden-of-the-vault Follow

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But fr guys, as much as we're memeing around in the tags dream is actually out there and he's dangerous. If you see him call me or sam immediately. DON'T fight him. You'll /gen die.

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🐈 antthecatmaid Follow

won't be around for a while, going on vacation!

🐈 antthecatmaid Follow

fuck I'm back fuck fuck fuck

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

i'm too sad to commit terrorism like what's the fucking point anymore

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🧨 zombiepresident1 Follow

World's First NFT Burgers

(Ignore the poor photo quality, my good camera got confiscated by authorities)

"An explosion of the senses, and I don't just mean that time the place exploded!" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

"So much better than Quackity's horrible grimy SHIT FUCKING RESTAURANT" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

#reviews are all from verified sources #don't look into it #someone blaze this I have no money

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Genuinely fuck dream.

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Ignore this I wasn't in my right mind

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The Teletubby and the Pig

Fandom: Original Work Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Technoblade, Dream (me and my friend) Additional Tags: Pandora's Vault Prison, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort

Summary: idk man I'm bad at summaries, just something I wrote with my friend to pass the time (he was too embarrassed to post it)

284k words so far

-> Read here!

#I actually wrote this a while ago but I wasn't allowed to post it for legal reasons #don't worry though I'm planning to murder the legal reasons soon #writeblr #original fiction

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WARNING - PLEASE READ

My murderer showed up at my house today. Police refused to arrest him. I feel sick to my stomach, I don't know where he is or what he's doing, if he comes back I have no way to protect myself. Please stay vigilant and don't trust anyone you don't know.

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i'm so sorry to hear that karl :( hey what's the new pfp?

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No idea

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we all accepted the prison way too quickly. there's like no safety measures? are we forgetting someone DIED THERE? and i've literally seen the main cell myself and it's a mess. pretty sure there was some real blood on the walls too. idk just doesn't feel right

🔱 warden-of-the-vault Follow

I'm tired of people reblogging posts like this without checking their sources. There are some obvious red flags here. For starters, op claims they've witnessed the main cell personally, but if you actually check the prison's rules, visits have been banned for several months now [x]. The prison is armed with state of the art security measures, including lava, barriers, and numerous manual searches, to name just a few [x]. Speaking as an authority on the prison myself [x], I can safely confirm that these security measures, as well as the prisoner, are in perfect condition. Don't be so quick to buy into conspiracy theories.

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I LITERALLY WORK THERE????

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Not anymore you don't.

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#long post #I wasted so much time on this and every second was worth it #dreblr #dream smp #dsmp #dashboard simulator #lore thoughts #dsmp dashboard simulators

[eris-snow]

𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝐅𝐨𝐨𝐥'𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲

✨April Fool's Day

Tags: Bakugou x fem!reader, bakugou' birthday series 2023

Stupid Dunce face and his shitty jokes. Fuck if he cares that it was all a prank. He doesn't like you.

"Did you know Y/n likes you, Bakugou?"

Stupid Dunce Face. With his shitty yellow hair and stupidly forward words.

Bakugou whips his head to the blond, practically snapping his neck off "What the hell?"

"Yeah," Denki continues, laying it on thick. "Said she couldn't wait for you to ask her out."

"Really?" Bakugou grits his teeth, voice hitching with feigned amusement. "How the fuck would you know that? Sunshine don't hang with you that often. She's too smart for your one brain cell to keep up."

"Bakugou!" Denki winces, offended tone prominent in his voice. "That isn't very nice!"

"Spewing other people's personal feelings is worse," Bakugou counters, slumping down in his seat. "If Sunshine wanted to tell me, she'd do it at her own fucking pace. Stop meddling, asshole."

The words of teasing die on Denki's tongue. There's silence for a moment, one bloody, hopeful second that makes Bakugou feel a sliver of respite before...

Denki starts cackling with laughter, doubling over like he just pulled off the funniest joke in his 16 years on the planet. "It was a joke, man!" Denki shouts through fits of giggles, wiping tears away from his eyes. "I can't believe you actually believed it that easily!"

It takes three slow and painful seconds for the realisation to fill the pit of his stomach.

One.

Why the fuck is Denki losing his shit? Is he making fun of him or something? The hell-

Two.

It's a goddamn joke. He really has the nerve to pull this shit on Bakugou at 8 fucking am in the morning on a Saturday. It's his one free day off in the entire week and this is what he gets-

Alarm bells. They're ringing so loudly in his head he can barely think straight. Bakugou rechecks his mental schedule for the day, thoughts finally clicking as he remembers today's date.

Three.

It's First April.

It's April Fools Day.

...

Fuck.

Bakugou's cheeks scald red in embarrassment and anger as that damn blond wipes his tears away. "That was so funny-"

"You fucking asshole," Bakugou snarls, leaping off the couch with explosions firing off in his hand.

He has two very strong, overwhelming feelings he's in the mids of experiencing now. Anger, obviously, and a deep sense of humiliation for taking the quirky imbecile so seriously.

Naturally, he leans hard into the overwhelming fury and tackles Denki in a fit of rage.

It was just a silly little prank.

A silly little prank that was only meant to get his hopes up and get his shit together to confess to you.

Denki has impeccable timing.

He shoves his thought of you away and pretends his scarlet cheeks aren't because of you because, you seriously, don't mean a thing to him.

His heart didn't leap at the thought of standing a chance with you. In fact, he wasn't going to even think of your bright and cheery self the entire day.

He. Did. Not. Like. You.

As if on cue, you walk into the common area while rubbing your eyes, yawning and stretching as if you just got out of bed. Of course you could pull off your bed hair effortlessly. "Mnh...what's going on guys?" You mutter, blinking away your sleepiness as you stared at Bakugou and Denki.

His heart writhes at getting his hopes up and pulverised, at seeing you with that innocently oblivious expression plastered on your face

He pulverises Dunce Face even more.

#mha #mha fanfiction #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugō #bakugo x you #bakugou x y/n #bakugou katuski x reader #my hero academia #bakugou's birthday series 2023

[rukia-writes]

RoR characters

Zodiac signs

Authors note: part 2 maybe??

Aphrodite rules love and beauty which is closely tied to Libra ♎️. Air signs that have an eye for beauty, communication and charm.

Libras are ruled by Venus, the Roman equivalent of Aphrodite.

Aphrodite can also be tied to Taurus ♉️ an earthly sign associated with pleasure, comfort, and indulgence, radiating charm and magnetic allure.

Hercules (RoR) can be associated with Leo ♌️

Hercules weapon is the 🦁 lion.

Also due to his personality of honor, justice, and strong love is closely linked to the sun Leo who are known to have big hearts and a love for being right.

Body part: As a matter fact Astrology signs have body parts they rule over and Leo’s represent the heart ♥️

Bonus: Leo’s are a fire sign and they tend to get along with: air signs (Libra, Aquarius, Gemini) and other fire signs (Leo, Sagittarius and Aries)

Another Bonus!: Leo men are known to be protective, generous, kind, and a little possessive. Loyalty is everything. They treat their partner like the king/queen. Signs a leo man likes someone is physical touch, so writers don’t shy away from having Hercules gently hold reader’s hand.

Qin Shi Huang was born February 18, 259 BC (identical to his RoR counterpart) making him an Aquarius ♒️

Aquarius is called the water-bearer" but is still regarded as an air sign (not a water sign) and is the eleventh astrological sign in the zodiac.

Aquarius are known to be advanced, self-reliant, clever, quirky and optimistic. Qin displayed these characteristics numerous times throughout previous chapters. Definitely being optimistic when facing Hades and more with being clever in the end of his round.

Body part: Ankles. (No, I’m not kidding)

Bonus: Aquarius tend to get along with other air signs (Libra, Aquarius, Gemini) and fire signs (Leo, Sagittarius and Aries)

Aquarius men in love will behave like your best friend: he’s the guy you call when you vent or just have someone to talk to. He’ll make plans with you, movies, etc. so having Qin behaving like the best friend then turned lover wouldn’t be ooc. 🤍✨

Hades is associated with a Scorpio ♏️

Hades is known to be the god of the underworld, which corresponds with the planet Pluto.

Scorpio, a water sign ruled by Pluto, correlates with the transformative and mysterious nature of Hades. Scorpios are intense and passionate. They also care deeply about the people they care about family, friends, lover(s).

Body part: Genitals. (No. I’m not lying)

Trivia: Scorpio is the eighth House of Emotional Bonds & Sexual Intimacy. 👀

More! Trivia: Scorpios are about loyalty and are known to get possessive when jealous. Don’t make the god of the underworld jealous.

Scorpio men also will let you know they like you by asking a lot of questions! Like, what are your dreams/goals. What’s your favorite activity? He’s not the man to play around (when it comes to dating of course) I would like to see Hades ask a lot of questions towards reader 😂

Scorpio is a water sign; they tend to get along with everyone (it’s just a matter of WHO they like) but they tend to gravitate towards Earth signs (Taurus, Capricorn, and Virgo) and other water signs (Scorpio, Cancer, and Pisces), they can also get along with air signs very well! (Qin is one for example)

Ares is associated with Aries of course! 🤍🥹✨

Aries is the fiery ram 🐏 they are confident, independent and strong individuals. They like passion and like to explore.

Aries is a fire sign, just like Hercules, Passionate, independent, and strong. To add in, they also have big hearts. Unlike their sister Fire counterparts they have temper. (We haven’t seen this temper in Ares YET! And I don’t want to! He’s so sweet)

Also, the ram loves to win and to be number one — sometimes, at all costs. This means that Aries and OUR Ares will love praises and compliments. ❤️‍🔥

Aries get along with fire signs (Sagittarius, Leo, Aries) and air signs, (Gemini (He tries to get along with Hermes which is a Gemini), Aquarius, (Didn’t happen with Qin 🤣) and Libra.

Body part: Head.

Trivia: Aries men in love let you know they who they like, so I can see Ares being shy yet confident with his crush 💕

🎃Rukia-Writes🎃

#record of ragnarok headcanons #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie headcanons

[astudyinfreewill]

i don't know astrology or natal charts but I would like to know what that means ✨

alright i am released from capitalism prison so let's do this!!!!

i assume you're referencing this post about adam's natal chart, yeah?

now, i am by no means an ~expert, but broadly speaking, water signs are associated with emotion, the subconscious (similar to the cups suits in tarot) whereas earth signs are associated with the physical realm, the material and even the financial (think of the coins suits in tarot).

this to me is a very on the nose representation of the inherent conflict in adam's personality: "the unfathomable and the practical", as it's described in the books. on paper, adam is practical: he has clear goals for himself, handy life skills (he's street smart AND book smart!!) and he is constantly striving for some degree of certainty and security in life, whether it's thinking about his big-city career in the future or simply worrying how to make ends meet in the present. he's the science guy: he wants to see evidence before he commits to something. adam's moon sign (the sign most related to the instinctive side of him) is taurus, which is an earth sign often associated with loving material comforts and the finer things in life: good food, plants, expensive things, physical intimacy. adam very much craves all these things (and the status they bring), and is constantly working to reach them.

however, science guy though he may be, he's also very much the magic guy - quite literally the magician. a big part of himself - his core personality even, since his sun sign is cancer, a water sign - is deeply reliant on the subconscious, the emotional, the not-quite-so practical. adam is grounded and rooted in earth, but everything and everyone he loves is in some way entrenched in magic. adam initially befriends gansey because of his charms and status, but i think what he really loves is his unshakeable faith in a magic quest. adam crushes on blue, an improbable and quirky creature from a family of psychics. adam falls in love with ronan, the most impossible, irrational, contrarian, emotional, magical of them all. he may snark at ronan to do his homework, but ultimately he will follow his heart and go do some crazy forest magic instead of playing it safe.

so yeah, i just thought it was really interesting that this dichotomy is so present throughout his chart, with a perfect 50/50 split - because ultimately, both of these elements are adam - the practical, goal-oriented, physically grounded side and the emotional, impulse-driven, highly intuitive side. 💞

PS: if you care for the specific water and earth placements, adam is a cancer sun (obviously, have you seen his snark game?), with one pisces placement and a whopping three scorpio placements; conversely, he also has three taurus placements and two capricorn placements. the latter are important for two reasons: 1) get your bag babeyyy!! and 2) declan is a capricorn. this is not book canon, however i have eyes and declan is declan. if he's not at least a triple capricorn i'm gonna eat my proverbial hat.

PPS: it kills my completionist heart that adam collected all three water signs but only two of the earth signs, however there's a simple fix to this: he's gotta be a virgo rising. again this is not book canon because we don't know his exact time of birth but listen i have done the math i know it's possible and honestly??? just LOOK at him.

i hope you enjoyed this little astrology talk !! 💫 i can and WILL elaborate if needed.

#trc #adam parrish #astrology #it's talking about the boi hours!!!

[lottiecrabie]

I'm going to share with you one of my bedtime scenarios ☁️✨ (this isn't like a request or anything, I'm just sharing my fantasies because we're all besties here)

but basically the main girl (it's not even based on moi or anyone really which is weird I know) is basically like awkward but not in that annoying quirky way. basically just someone who's not very good at being social unless comfortable. she's bland and pretty much like the other girls. sounds rude but I'm getting somewhere with this lol she's self aware and she knows that she's a bit boring and it would be okay if she was happy with it but she feels like her life is a bit boring and there's something missing. she's not a good girl but she's also not slutty - again she's bland. she has had like one or two serious relationships and although she has done stuff, she has never let any man fuck her. and she's not necessarily waiting for the right guy or something like that, she just doesn't want to regret it. and men are pigs so y'know. she's also not too worried about it simply because society makes such a big deal out of it that I want my girl to not care. and also because her past experiences weren't bad but they also weren't great. she didn't experience that bliss that everyone seems to experience which made her sort of not care too much about sex (I just love the whole "Matty just does it better than every other guy" so much lol) after stumbling upon a particular filthy post on Tumblr or Twitter, she becomes interested in bdsm and all that (nothing too hardcore).

blah blah blah

after researching for months she finally decides to stop being a coward and go to one of those private sex clubs (and this may or may not be based on a particular irl club lmao don't judge me). and basically they give you a bracelet with a specific colours and beads and they have meanings. her bracelet was white because it was her first time there (like karate 😭). her bracelet beads code for: virgin (no one's obligated to disclose that information, of course, but they encourage you to do it because (a) it's a sex club, no one's allowed to judge and (b) it's supposed to provide a layer of safety but what actually happens is that it attracts a lot of creeps and people only make the mistake of adding this bead to their bracelet once), inexperienced (when it comes to bdsm and that environment in general), switch (she's a sub but she is still in that "idkkk" phase) and open to meet people (some people are like "claimed" by someone else, only do scenes with one person, want to pursue instead of being pursued, or they just don't feel like socializing or whatever).

while she's taking care of the bracelet and all that with the front desk people, Matty is ordering a drink and he's been a regular for a while now so there is a level of familiarity with the bartender. Matty is 34 here and he just doesn't see the fun in this anymore. not even in a "I wanna settle down" type of way. he's had relationships and if they are into it, okay. if they aren't into it, also okay. he never had commitment issues, just hasn't met the right person I guess. anyway he just misses having a connection with someone. the bartender knows it and they talk for a while (how's the audience aka me supposed to know if they don't talk lmao) and then one of the girls Matty does some scenes with sometimes shows up and they go somewhere.

later, the main gal goes to the bar and orders like a soda or something without alcohol. doesn't matter. the bartender is super nice, you can tell that he enjoys his job and talking to people. so he immediately notices that she's getting attention because of her bracelet and tells her it was a mistake. it's not a lot of attention but it's starting to overwhelm her and making her feel weird. she's not the kind of girl people usually notice. so she leaves that area and tries to find a quiet place.

while she's roaming around the place she finds this area with normal hotel-like rooms but the walls are glass and you can see everything that's happening inside the rooms and that's the whole point - it's for people to watch. and again it's a bit overwhelming because there's too much going on at the same time: not only the people inside the rooms having not so vanilla sex but also the people outside. so she sort of takes a step back and she notices one room in particular: the room where Matty and the other girl were in. in my head, Matty isn't the kind of guy to like fuck the girls he plays with especially during a scene that involves voyeurism. I think unless he has an established/consistent connection with someone, he sticks to playing with the girls he casually does scenes with and he enjoys seeing them enjoying themselves so yeah. but idk, depends a bit on my mood tbh. the thing is that basically what the main girl sees is this really hot guy focusing on the girl (rare sadly) and as always more guys tend to go to these places than girls so the audience consists mostly of guys who are focusing on the girl and even the girls there are focused on the girl because Matty's doing stuff to her so makes sense. but she can't take her eyes off of him and he's good at what he does so he's just focusing on the girl and not on what's happening outside the room but when they are done he turns around and sees the girl looking at him with a bit of a dumb look on her face and he's intrigued because she looks so shy and surprised but how can she be when she dragged herself to that place. it's a bit paradoxical and I'm gonna shut up now lol goodnight

HELLO??? this was a whole ass blurb like there was characterization there were scenes there was exposition for the audience (you)😭 i love it why was it literally a bedtime story To Me. kicking my feet while i’m reading

so what happens next anon😁😁

#another role reversal blurb i love this trend #ask

[yulikisdoingstuff]

UT:E MCS SKETCH DUMPSTER

I've finally finished those tiny breakdowns of their current designs. Feel free to peek in. Images have descriptions 'cause of my poor writing. ^^

Warning: a lot of yapping

Joy Wonder and The Human aka C. You know a little bit about Joy by now. He's a skeleton whose family are the descendants of one of the skelebros. He's adventurous, clumsy, caring and protective. He's a typical not-like-other-kids quirky guy, which clearly shows. He's bright. (Yeah, very obvious on this monochrome image right there. You'll see colored versions one day, I promise.) And also childish. His thick glasses, dirty sneakers and fingerless gloves give off the impression of a nerdy explorer fixated on his goals.

C, on the other hand, is calm and thoughtful. His outfit is partially practical, partially fitting the small heroic spark he has. Every cool hero has a torn scarf and an old-fashioned coat! Can't forget about earrings too. Chill vibes overall. I admit, I was at first inspired by ManlyBadassHero 'cause he's the chillest hero I know. ✨

Don't ask about the Genocide route though-

I don't have much to say about them, but you'll follow them on the adventure and discover a lot yourself.

Haru Deepwaters and Trev Blackamore-Deepwaters aka ✨The Fishboys✨ (not official). These two are cousins. Alphys and Undyne were an absolute power couple long ago, hehe. Haru's side is more leaning towards their fishy fish side. They're pretty poor, but determined to survive. As you can see, Haru is a bit of a metalhead. He's a careless fighter and a ladies man. He works for the Royal Guard just because his muscles and a desire for justice are his strongest advantagess. But don't think he's stupid. He's just ignorant... sometimes on purpose. His outfit says one word: COOLNESS. And Haru likes when his clothes speak for themselves.

Trev got more of the lizard percentage in his mix. He's a part of a rich noble family close to the Queen herself. Because of that most of the time the position of The Royal Scientist is inherited, and Trev is currently in practice for it (though he basically does all the work at this point). He's the oldest of the group and the most responsible and intelligent as the result. Although his curiosity and lack of empathy may sometimes get the best of him. His clothes are layered as Trev is very sensitive to cold, and reflect his busy job. He's also quite rebellious inside, and if he had the opportunity and no status to keep, he'd look pretty scene/emo. He likes acting like a generic anime villain to scare Joy or look swell. Though he swears he doesn't watch any anime... Guess that's just how it goes when you grow up in this family. Haru is literally anime-inspired name, lol.

Also, he may or may not be on the aroace spectrum. Just the vibes.

The two don't meet much since childhood and often get into arguments due to Haru's air in the head and Trev's snobbish attitude, but they work well as a team. Sometimes.

Lorianne Dreemurr. She is a young queen who closed herself off soon after the coronation and began rebuilding this hostile environment for any human that Asgore once had. She tries to show herself as an independent leader, unlike any the monsterkind had before, that will put an end to their life in the Underground. But she might be misguided. Or is she just that tyrannical and violent? What I can say now is that she's very protective of her beliefs, to the point of sacrificing one to prove she's right and hold her power. She's short-tempered, arrogant and sensitive about failures. And strangely, she's incredibly similar to C when they're properly compared at some point. Woohoo, the main conflict of the story! Her thoughts are something to be explored in the story if I can properly explain them.

Her style is official and formal. That's all. That what she wants to be. The true politician with no feelings behind the mask of confidence. I also can assure you, her outfit may seem restrictive, but is pretty comfortable in combat. Hehe.

That's all for now! I've got a few more panels to finish before animating and finally uploading. If you have any questions about my sillies or the process, ask away! I love talking, as you may have noticed. 🌸

#undertale au #undertale:embrace #ut:e #art #sketch

[justsomerandomfanfic]

Hello! May I please request a star wars, the hobbit and the arcana match up? ^^

I'm 19, omnisexual and I go by they/them. I am a enfp, 3w4, saggitarious, so basically I'm impulsive, ambitious, fun loving, sensitive, expressive, understanding, always seems a lil high, blunt, out of pocket, creative, rebellious and live by the phrase Yolo. (I also have really bad anxiety, depression and adhd)

I'm like a mix of emo, metalhead, goth and punk in terms of music and style but I like mostly sticking with a cleaner look. I'm pale, 5'4, have shoulder length straight dyed black hair, brown eyes, skinny but has some muscle, lots of scars I am very proud of, and visible scoliosis but I like to pretend it's the emo hunch

I enjoy creating, dancing, music, trying new stuff, fashion, stuff that makes me feel sophisticated, comics, horror, zombies, learning, bugs, dark stuff, my pet bird, experimenting, running, space, writing in code, science, working out, reading, plants, red and black, collecting, info dumping, and I love taking care of things and people for some reason.

Lastly my ideal date is going and trying something new togethor or like a amusement park. What I look for in a person is passion and ambition extra points if there a little dorky lol. My love Language kinda differs from person to person I take there needs and wants into consideration but I am a little touch starved soo :)

And here you go good luck and keep up that good work fellow writer!! <3

Hi! Thanks for requesting a matchup! I hope you enjoy it! Sorry for the wait! <3333

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Star Wars;

Luke Skywalker:

✨ You were already a part of Han's crew when you met Luke, chilling on the Falcon as you fixing one of the monitors; you heard blasters shooting in the distance, watching out the main window to see Han and Chewie running with two other people, (some old guy and a pretty cute looking young guy)

✨ Immediately getting into flight mode, you didn't get the chance to say hello to the newcomers until after you escaped the planet, and that's when you finally met Luke; hubba hubba

✨ Skipping the year that you both were just friends, you and Luke finally got together after he got back from cutting off a Wampas's arm on Hoth, (and after he got out of that water tank), but to get to the point, Han liked to joke around with you both; you were almost polar opposites, looks-wise, Luke was a blondie and you had dyed black hair, and you wore dark colors and he didn't really

✨ But opposites attract, and you and Luke actually had similar personalities, you were both passionate, caring, understanding, fun-loving, and impulsive; you both had anxiety and he definitely had ADHD

✨ Luke really, truly love you, from your love for trying new things to stargazing at the million stars in the sky - you're perfect; and you adored Luke, his willingness to learn and grow, his quirky charm, his bashful smiles, his dorky attitude; he was perfect

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The Hobbit;

Ori:

🌿 You met Ori when you joined the Company, Gandalf asked you to come along since you were pretty great at knowing what plants can help heal or ones that you could eat, and you were great at keeping things light; basically your job in the group was to make sure no one was upset, trying your best to joke around and get smiles on everyone's faces

🌿 But sometimes you needed someone to bring a smile to your face, and Ori was your guy! From little jokes here and there, or just being his little, dorky self made you smile; he was your little, dorky boi

🌿 There wasn't a lot to collect on the road, so you'd collect a rock wherever you could, and Ori would help, running up to you with a huge, sheepish smile on his face as he handed you a few rocks he had found for you; you're swooning

🌿 Near the end of the journey, Ori took his chance and asked if he could braid your hair; having learned and read about Dwarven culture, you felt your heart skip a beat and you joked a little before saying yes and allowing him to braid you hair

🌿 As said before, Ori's a dork, like the number one dork of all dorks, but he was your dork, and he understood you, he cared about you, and he loved you

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The Arcana;

Portia:

🐱 You met Portia when you came to visit your friend Nadia, yes, ou were friends with royalty, lucky you; for some reason the other many times you visited Nadia, Portia was at her cottage, what a coinkydink

🐱 But it was love at first sight, you loved how sweet she was, how energetic, upbeat, and mischievous she was; and you absolutely loved her eyes, you could stare at them all day

🐱 You had both started talking, going on walks together, talking about everything and anything, and soon a romance blossoms; from secret kisses in the castle to dancing in the garden, you and Portia were in love

🐱 She loves your bird, and you are so glad that she does; she also loves looking at plants with you, reading with you, trying out new things together, (all when she has free time, that is)

🐱 You both are two sweet peas in a pod, always there for one another, and always bringing out the best in each other :)

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#cute #slight angst #fluff #request #requests open #requested #anon request #matchups #matchup #star wars #the hobbit #hobbit #the arcana #luke skywalker #luke skywalker x reader #ori #ori x reader #portia #portia x reader #the arcana portia

[go-home-neighbor]

OC Corner: Daniel “Danny” Dear✨💌

(Kinda cannon divergent/AU flavor Ig? Like WH is it’s own lil puppet universe that’s unknowingly—to most of its denizens ;) —suspended in a Lovecraftian realty that exists just Beyond their safe colorful bubble, but also bleeding in through little cracks in their “sanctuary“)

Random word building/OC talk/and minor OC x Wally shipping because I am Not Immune To Cute Silly Guy 🤡

Oh what fun! A new neighbor has wandered into town! …And what’s this? It looks like our one and only mailman is already well acquainted with him, how lovely! ❤️

Daniel is similar in terms of hight and color palette with his older brother. Although he stands a few inches shorter, his hair a few shades deeper and more shaggy (70s hair was a thing of beauty I tells ya!), and he is a tad “scrawnier” in comparison to Eddie.

The mailman struggles to recall who his brother is at first, only that he knows he cares deeply for the lanky puppet, but it’s alright since Danny is more than happy to be patient. “You always looked out for me, Ed; now it’s my turn! That’s what family does! :o) 🧡” Daniel’s pronouns are he/they, and I suppose he’s pan but silly fella doesn’t use a label for himself and instead just says “I dunno, everyone’s a cutiepie to me! :o)”

Well, he’s the dreamy sort, now isn’t he? Head up in the clouds, daydreaming~

…Or is he “meditating”, again? Best not let him stay idle for too long; sitting there letting his thoughts fall silent…he just might start to hear things he shouldn’t; what a mess that would be! Hee hee!

While Danny doesn’t struggle with memory problems like Eddie, he once mentions almost off handledly to Frank how he just might “Remember things a little too well.”

At times reflecting to himself in private about how clearly he can remember his past (or a least an expertly crafted montage of memories that very well could belong to him and Eddie as children) yet he cannot recall now he got to Home. If he pushes it more, trying everything he knows about (a childish-parody of) spiritualism, mindfulness, and meditation to gain more clarity; but all it gets him is a nasty headache, horrible anxiety, and a “surprise visit” from Wally.

To his credit, Wally truly is just checking on the silly string bean most of the time; because if anyone is getting their mind flayed by an unknowable comic horror, Wally rather it be himself rather than his pals. Short king knows he can handle it since he’s kinda “quirky” anyhow @:’{)

Fic Blerp Yipee!🧡

Ding-a-ling!

Said the cherry bell above the post office’s door.

“Hm? Oh it’s you…hello, Wally.” The orange puppet gingerly rubbed at his pounding eyes as he turned away from the post office’s window. Perhaps a patron would be a welcome distraction from the uncomfortable pit that settled in Danny’s stomach.

“Good afternoon, neighbor…” The stylish shorter man carried a parcel in his hands. A painting given its dimensions if Daniel was not mistaken.

“Another commission all dressed up and ready to go, I reckon? Golly, when you become all rich and famous you better not forget about us, Wally~” He chuckled fondly. Which Wally returned with his own slanted, choppy laugh.

“Never would I ever forget about my friends, Dear~”

Sure the lil guy was…eccentric, but Wally was also incredibly kind, patient, talented, and honestly very witty if you listened closely. A fine neighbor; he had earned the title of Town Darling as far as Danny was concerned. Even his very presence was enough to slowly untangle the odd knot of dread in Daniel, a kind calm smile on his sunny face and those expansive vantablack eyes…

At first it was a touch unnerving, to have the weight of such a heavy gaze fixed upon him.

Danny was so very worried at first—in those stumbling, humbling beginnings of being at Home—that he was doing something Wrong.

Breaking some unspoken Rule, earning the quiet scorn of this Wally Darling.

How such a cute little puppet could carry such a powerful aura, Daniel could never know! So he acted carefully, fell in line, and became the post clerk. All the while saying a silent prayer to some unknown, indifferent, higher power in the blind hope that maybe, just maybe, whatever unseen force wouldn’t take him away from the own family he had left….or maybe even ever had.

But Julie, bless her, laid his fears to rest in her bouncy, zany way: “Wha?? You think Wally doesn’t like you!? Heavens no, silly-billy! He just likes lookin’ at folks, is all. He don’t mean anything by it. Heehee! Heck, if he stares at ya lots I think it means he wants to be friends~!”

With that re-framing in mind, Daniel swallowed his nerves and found his courage. Speaking to the small puppet as he would any other: joshing around, asking about his impeccable style, and answering his odd little questions with his own long winded, flowery answers.

Eddie did like to say he should have become a poet.

“Hm, hello? Earth to Danny, please come in~” Wally’s iconic monotone had a faint sing song to it as he gently teased the other man.

“Oh! Mercy me, sorry Wally, I dunno where my head is today,” Sheepishly muttering, the lanky puppet reached across the front counter and took the painting from Wally’s patiently outstretched arms. No matter no large or cumbersome the parcel it always seem to fit into the “outgoing” slot anyway…it was strange, but maybe it was better not to question these things.

“Would you like some help finding it?”

Cheeky fella! Danny couldn’t but to laugh, “Nah, I’ve been using it too much lately anyway. It’ll be a refreshing change~”

“Ha. ha! If you say so friend~ Don’t worry Danny, you will feel better soon.”

The sentiment sounded kind enough, but there was a faint command to it. Well…Wally always seemed to be two steps ahead of everyone anyway. Whatever wisdom he seemed to have hasn’t yet harmed Home. Danny just had to remember the Greater Good, right?

——-

Lost steam at the end there so *large steel pipe falling.sfx* my bad but you get the idea~! :3

#welcome home fanfic #welcome home arg #welcome home #welcome home x reader #welcome home oc #welcome home oc x wally darling #(if you squint)

[just-a-re-blog]

ALRIGHT THAT’S IT—I’VE REACHED MY LIMIT! MY PATIENCE HAS RUN OUT!!

I’m sharing my Haikyuu!! Pokémon!AU because I’ve been seeing everyone else’s and now mine demands to break free of the confines of Google Docs!

To start, I’m just gonna post my thoughts on the Karasuno kids, but I have. A Lot Of Other Ideas.

As a universe note, I have done my best to reconcile the passage of time in the PokéAni world, the passage of time for us irl viewers who grew up watching it, and the canon passage of time in Haikyuu!! Why the hell would I do all of that?

✨Because my particular brand of autism demands that I establish those kinds of rules!✨

I also have a ton of quirky calculations I’ve done to figure out how many Pokémon it makes sense for everyone to have and how the evolution rates work because, again, my particular brand of autism demands that I establish those kinds of rules! But I’ll post those at a much later date.

The important info for now is that I’ve included the year everyone starts their journey, their home region (listed first and noted again with their starter/partner), plus other regions they’ve been to. My little imagining ultimately takes place with everyone congregated in Kalos in 2009, so Kalos is included for everyone.

Teams are in dex order within the order of the regions they were caught. So a Johto kid who goes to Hoenn has all their Johto catches listed in dex order before they have all of their Hoenn catches listed in dex order. (This is not a super important detail, but it is one that I would want to know in order to understand why an Applin is listed before a Roggenrola.) Also worth noting that some evolutions are listed earlier or later than their national dex number if an evolutionary stage was first introduced in a different regional dex (i.e., the retroactive addition of a baby Pokémon stage).

Last notation notes:

* — Evolved with Trainer through one previous stage

** — Evolved with Trainer through two previous stages

Without further ado!

Daichi (2006, Kanto, Unova, Kalos)

Trainer: Kanto: Charizard**

Type Preferences: Ground

Team: Charizard**, Raticate*, Fearow*, Sandslash*, Growlithe, Poliwrath**, Victreebel**, Onix, Rhyhorn, Pinsir, Tauros, Hoppip, Cherrim, Palpitoad, Sandile, Crustle*, Diggersby, Litleo

Daichi got a late start as a Trainer because of family matters and the care of his younger siblings, but he has more than made up for it with his disciplined approach; when the third-year guys challenged the Indigo League, he made it the farthest, and his Charmeleon partner was the last standing member of his team, despite the fact that it had not yet reached its final evolution

Suga (2004, Hoenn, Kanto, Unova, Kalos)

Trainer: Hoenn: Swampert**

Type Preferences: None

Team: Swampert**, Dustox**, Ludicolo**, Pelipper*, Skitty, Roserade*, Swalot*, Torkoal, Cacnea, Milotic*, Kecleon, Snorunt, Butterfree**, Gengar**, Exeggutor*, Tauros, Whimsicott, Foongus, Goomy, Carbink

Loves, and I mean LOVES, to catch the first Pokémon in an evolutionary line so that he can try to raise it through every stage—especially if it’s a split line; this is why, despite being the first of the third-years to set out, he doesn’t have that many Pokémon to show he had a head start; feels like someone who prefers to rotate his walking buddies so they don’t spend all their time in Pokéballs if he can help it

Asahi (2005, Johto, Kanto, Unova, Kalos)

Trainer: Johto: Audino, Meganium

Type Preferences: Normal Types

Team: Audino, Meganium, Ampharos*, Ambipom*, Sunflora, Quagsire*, Forretress*, Granbull*, Ursaring*, Piloswine*, Phanpy, Beedrill, Gloom*, Marowak*, Tauros (20), Happiny, Patrat, Minccino, Deerling, Bouffalant, Furfrou, Phantump

Despite being from Johto, his unofficial starting partner is actually an Audino that his older sister caught for him in her own travels; Asahi was really anxious about possibly breaking rules by having a “non-official Starter,” so his sister basically demanded Audino back, made him go get a regular-degular Starter, and then forced him to take Audino back, like “Congrats, now you’ve got two”; one of Asahi’s most notable moments in his journey thus far was when he and his friends went to the Safari Zone where Asahi ended up catching 22 Tauros, giving two to his friends, and getting his picture hung next to one of World Coronation Series Monarch Ash Ketchum in The Safari Zone offices (Ash caught 30 in The Safari Zone when he passed through)

Noya (2005, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos)

Trainer: Johto: Jolteon*

Type Preferences: Electric

Team: Jolteon*, Scyther, Gliscor*, Qwilfish, Skarmory, Electabuzz*, Magmar*, Nosepass, Electrike, Plusle, Minun, Dusclops*, Porygon, Luxio*, Bronzor*, Karrablast, Joltik, Galvantula, Binacle, Dedenne

Has a partner Jolteon that his grandfather raised as an Eevee alongside Yuu and then gave to him (yes, Noya does his hair Like That so that they can match); was inspired by Ash Ketchum to try and be the youngest guy to ever traverse the routes of every region—so he is speed-running the Pokémon world and having a great time with it

Tanaka (2006, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos)

Trainer: Hoenn: Honchkrow* (influenced by @devilcakebunny)

Type Preferences: Fighting

Team: Honchkrow*, Dodrio*, Houndoom*, Mightyena*, Ralts, Vigoroth*, Hariyama*, Carvanha, Relicanth, Mankey*, Cubone, Tyrogue, Snover, Kingler*, Scrafty*, Spritzee

His partner is a Murkrow that used to be part of Saeko’s crew, but he met Ryuu, and they became instant antagonists and also inseparable; please, he 158% has a Scrafty; met the Second Year Squad when Noya came through Hoenn and insisted that Ryuu join him on his trek to the Sinnoh Region; wants to take over Dewford Town’s Fighting-Type Gym one day

Ennoshita (2005, Sinnoh, Kalos)

Breeder: Sinnoh: Prinplup*

Type Preferences: None

Team: Prinplup*, Rapidash*, Hypno*, Dragonair*, Espeon*, Gallade*, Numel, Staraptor**, Glameow, Lucario*, Gible, Lumineon*, Flabébé

Ennoshita has had his heart set on breeding for his whole life—caretaking comes naturally to him, and he loves the challenge of puzzling out the best ways to care for Pokémon as members of their type, species, and as individuals; he’s very strict with the care of his Pokémon, and as such, he prefers to keep a comparatively small roster so he can give them each adequate attention and affection; a few of his Pokémon are definitely rescues; battling is harder for him, but he’s spent enough time with his Pokémon that he can communicate with them VERY effectively, which makes him a more dangerous opponent than people expect

Kinoshita (2005, Sinnoh, Kalos)

Coordinator: Sinnoh: Monferno*

Type Preferences: None

Team: Monferno*, Arbok*, Pikachu, Electrode*, Lickitung, Illumise, Bibarel*, Pachirisu, Shellos (West), Buneary, Chatot, Hippopotas, Skrelp, Bergmite

All of the Karasuno boys love their Pokémon dearly, but I think Kinoshita would have some of the highest friendship ratings out of anyone; this is just a fun assortment of little guys, most of whom you might not immediately picture as contest material, but Kinoshita sees a lot of potential in each of them; he’s gotten a lot of care tips from Ennoshita to help his team be their best, and while he has yet to become anything close to a Top Coordinator, he and his team do VERY well in the Performance Stage and have been steadily improving in the Battle Stage

Narita (2005, Sinnoh, Kalos)

Trainer: Sinnoh: Grotle*

Type Preferences: None

Team: Grotle*, Venomoth, Weavile*, Volbeat, Grumpig, Seviper, Absol, Floatzel, Bastiodon*, Shellos (East), Drifblim*, Mismagius, Clauncher

I cannot think of Narita without remembering that Furudate said, “This kid’s into some weird stuff,” so I literally just gave him a balance of totally normal dudes and funky little guys that feel underrepresented to me (vs., like, MatsuHana, who have, like, exclusively funky little guys)

Kageyama (2007, Galar, Kalos)

Trainer: Galar: Corvisquire*

Type Preferences: Dragon

Team: Corvisquire*, Vulpix, Slowking (Galarian)**, Weezing (Galarian), Zigzagoon (Galarian), Nuzleaf, Gabite*, Sawk, Deino, Drampa, Applin, Runerigus, Snom, Arctovish, Duraludon, Roggenrola, Tynamo, Swirlix, Noibat

@soyochii said Kageyama has Kazuyo’s Corviknight, and they were right, except that I’ve put a bit of a spin on it; picture, if you will, Kazuyo, his Corviknight, and two Corviknight eggs Kazuyo procures a little before Tobio is about to start on his Pokémon journey; Miwa, who was then competing in Kalos as a Performer, gets one, and Tobio gets the other so that the grandkids will always feel connected to home; Tobio hatches his and then takes Rookidee with him, and they train HARD together, though Rookidee is slow to evolve because—like trainer, like partner—he’s got some inner roadblocks to work through; they grieve together when, only a year into Tobio’s journey, they lose both Kazuyo and his Corviknight; just as Tobio is to Shoyo, so too Kags’ Corvisquire is instantly and adamantly frenemies with Shoyo’s Fletchinder, and it reaches its final evolution first just to stick it to them

Hinata (2006, Alola, Kalos)

Trainer: Alola: Fletchinder* (credit to @kimbapisnotsushi’s excellent takes)

Type Preferences: None

Team: Fletchinder*, Vulpix (Alolan), Geodude (Alolan), Marowak (Alolan), Blitzle, Pancham, Klefki, Crabrawler, Jangmo-o, Tangela, Scatterbug, Skiddo, Helioptile

So I did this because I feel like it’s exceptionally funny if Shoyo doesn’t realize that the Alolan variations of Pokémon are Alolan variations and totally thinks ALL Vulpix are Ice Types and ALL Digletts have hair and ALL Geodudes are half-Electric; additionally, the fact that Hinata grew up on the Island Trial system means that traditional Pokémon battles are not his forte, but he excels at creative problem-solving, which makes him a formidable foe on the battlefield; while there is a lot of merit to the idea that Hinata likes to specialize in a certain type like Fire or Flying, I just think about Hinata next to Ash, and I feel like their pure love of all Pokémon would unite them so deeply; Ash is in fact Shoyo’s Little Giant in this AU; Kageyama, King of Strategy, Appalled by Hinata’s Lack-Thereof, stuck around ‘cuz he really likes Shoyo’s Jangmo-o

Tsukishima (2006, Unova, Kalos)

Trainer: Unova: Servine*

Type Preferences: Rock & Poison

Team: Servine*, Nidorina*, Weepinbell*, Starmie*, Lunatone, Solrock, Croagunk, Purrloin, Pansear, Woobat, Maractus, Dwebble, Archen, Swanna*, Klank, Deino, Oddish, Bagon, Roselia

Kei aspired to be an Ace Trainer like his brother for years and years, but when he found out that Akiteru had been lying about beating the Icirrus and Opelucid gyms to earn Ace class status, his love and excitement about Pokemon was replaced by apathy; surprisingly, deep down, he’s a real Gotta-Catch-‘Em-All kid, but he keeps that desire a secret; does desperately want to study Unowns; courtesy of @volleybuoys, this kid DESPISES the Galar fossil system

Yamaguchi (2006, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos)

Trainer: Sinnoh: Grotle*

Type Preferences: Bug & Flying

Team: Grotle*, Wobuffet, Surskit, Burmy (Trash Cloak), Sudowoodo*, Delibird, Woobat, Swadloon*, Whirlipede*, Emolga, Pawniard, Ponyta, Heracross, Swablu, Skorupi

Tadashi started his journey in Sinnoh, selecting Turtwig as his new partner, and while Tadashi and Turtwig became fast friends, they struggled when it came to catching new Pokémon and battling; Tadashi quickly became the subject of teasing due to his small roster of Pokémon that lacked highly effective movesets; desperate to prove himself to all those who suspected he was not tough enough to be a trainer—including himself—Tadashi decided that he and his team would travel to Unova; a near-disastrous encounter outside Striaton City led to a fateful meeting with Tsukki, who saved him from a strong and aggressive Watchog (because I think it’s so funny that along that route, there’s level 5 Patrat in BW and level 60 Watchog in BW2); after studying alongside Tsukki at the Trainers’ School, the two took turns defeating the Striaton Gym and decided to continue traveling together to defeat the Nacrene Gym and so on and so forth

Kiyoko (2004, Unova, Kalos)

Trainer: Unova: Samurott**

Type Preferences: Ghost & Psychic

Team: Samurott**, Slowking**, Goldeen, Ariados, Shuckle, Kirlia*, Sableye, Mawile, Tropius, Chimecho, Sigilyph, Gothitelle, Duosion, Frillish, Litwick, Mandibuzz, Drowzee, Axew

Everyone in Kiyoko’s hometown assumed she would be a Breeder or a Coordinator or even move to Kalos to be a Performer because “Oh, you’re so beautiful! I’m sure you’ll do great bringing out the beauty of your Pokémon!” but she got sick of that real quick and said “How about I show you the fierceness of our battle strategies instead?”; so she trains primarily Psychic-types because they either look really weird or their beauty belies their awesome power; came SO, so close to beating the Elite Four in Unova

Yachi (2006, Alola, Kalos)

Trainer: Alola: Popplio

Type Preferences: Psychic & Fairy

Team: Popplio, Exeggutor (Alolan), Ledyba, Spinda, Snorunt, Mime Jr., Sigilyph, Garbodor*, Frillish, Elgyem, Flabébé, Doublade, Spritzee, Pumpkaboo (Average)

I’M GIVING YACHI THE ONLY LEGENDARY INTERACTION OF THE GANG BECAUSE SHE DESERVES IT; so she’s interacted with Cosmog because I want that to be true <3; courtesy of the Island Trial system, Yachi is another kid who excels at creative problem-solving but flounders a bit with battling, so she has a touch of imposter syndrome when it comes to calling herself a Trainer; but while she tends to forget all she knows if she is challenged to battle, she has a great mind for understanding the ins and outs of battle, so she’s coaching Shoyo to help him reach his goals of mastery; she’s evaluating her goals along the way, too, trying to figure out if being a Trainer is the right way for her to find herself

#karasuno #hq!! #hq #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyū!! #pokémon #pokemon #pokémon au #pokemon au #hq au #haikyuu au #hq!! manga spoilers #hq manga spoilers #haikyuu manga spoilers #haikyuu!! manga spoilers #haikyū!! manga spoilers #hq!! timeskip spoilers #hq timeskip spoilers #haikyuu timeskip spoilers #haikyuu!! timeskip spoilers #haikyū!! timeskip spoilers #jayce’s totally normal thoughts #jayce’s audhd aus

[ppoppokari]

@khaikc

MY LOVE I HAVE RISEN FROM THE DEAD AS PER USGE ✨✨✨

And I saw your request and was like hey... maybe I'll do it. I am so glad to do a request for you again you have no idea.

Now enough of that sentimental stuff and lets get on with the show!

~NCT 127~

Bias~ Jaehyun| Bias Wrecker~ Yuta

..........And I ship you with..........*drumroll*

Jaehyun!

Now, l was going to choose Yuta, but really think about it. Jaehyun is so perfectly attuned to you in terms of personality and morals, which in a fantasy world means that he would know exactly how to milk the relationship and gain the most love, and it's obvious dating Jaehyun would be a fantasy come to life. But it's not him wanting all the love for himself he wants love to then share with you. In short Jaehyun knows relationships and he knows how to give you the tender love, care and attention that you rightfully deserve. Now normally I wouldn't jump straight into complimenting your visuals but I really don't know anyone who seems so visually compatible with Jaehyun. Instead of having visuals that borderline being threateningly beautiful, there is a sense of humbleness. You both just look like genuinely kind people who are so pretty, inside and out. So as a couple you are really giving Superman and Lois Lane, that's the only way to describe it. Now Jaehyun is your typical nice, handsome, popular guy. But he doesn't take that for granted, he prides himself on being genuine to himself; This also means he pays attention, he can tell when someone is being genuine. When he finds that one person he immediately falls in love, in this case let's say it's you. Jaehyun is really into your tomboyish, everyday girl thing, like he really loves it. He has a perfect idea of what he wants life to be and in his eyes life needs to be fun, he would love to joke with you and take you to amusement parks. But be careful, he definitely would feel like he has to protect you and be your one and only.

~ATEEZ~

Bias~ Wooyoung| Bias Wreckers~ San & Hongjoong

..........And I ship you with..........*drumroll*

Hongjoong!

To each their own but personally this is my favourite pairing in this entire ship. There is something that just feels intrinsically right when I picture the two of you together. As of late we have seen a lot more of Hongjoong through Wanteez and it really just shows us his 4d personality, essentially there really is no one like Kim Hongjoong which is why I ship you with him. Though I can see all three of them being at least a little whipped by you, there is something about your personality, key factors that Hongjoong would really take to. On the surface it seems more like opposites attract but that's definitely not the case. Your reserved, shy nature followed by your absolute charm and quirkiness somehow comes across as having both similarities and differences to Hongjoong. Maybe he won't always say it, or if he does he has a awkward, cheesy smile but he absolutely adores your openness to culture and expression. You really do understand each other despite coming from different life experiences, there is just so much kindness and respect. Hongjoong is sassy and has it in him to be more dominant (personality-wise, stop with that dirty mind child) but he has such a soft touch when it comes to you. This turned into some headcanons, but ultimately I shipped you with him because I really think he would like someone to be his contrast, he has a weakness for people who are genuinely kind. Plus your visuals work together so well, it really does seem like a natural pairing. Basically Hongjoong has a weakness for cute bubbly dorks with a sexy mysterious side (ahem, Seonghwa, Wooyoung, you get the idea).

~WayV~

Bias~ Lucas| Bias Wreckers~ Kun & Winwin

..........And I ship you with..........*drumroll*

Lucas!

Man, I feel like you lowkey knew how good of a pairing you were but you wanted me to say it for you. Welp, I'm saying it. Looking at this image of Lucas and his huge doe eyes, makes me think, he would definitely gaze at you with no thoughts except "God, I think I'm actually in love". Now initially I didn't think I would end up shipping you with Lucas but I chose him based on the fact that I can really see your relationship with him being so memorable. You would introduce him to a world of new experiences. He is very willing and embraces this, it's just that he never had the opportunity to do so before he met you. Lucas is so focused on himself and his life. So when he finds someone who steps outside of what is his normal, he is so enamoured and he will follow you just to learn more. Basically you pulled him in with your mysterious charm and kept him around with how honest and nice you were. He honestly wouldn't feel like he is dating you he would feel as if he had found a best friend. I want to quickly mention your visuals, but like what can I say? Again I feel like you already knew this you brat, but you would look so good together. Your facial features are so distinct that together it's like wow, like everyone will be like "Khaikc and Lucas? Yeah I remember them, the two pretty ones?". I can't really say that much about you two because there aren't many different ways to say "You two are both visual angels". Now back to your personality. I wouldn't say that you're 100% his type personality wise, but that's why he loves you. You have proven to him that having a type, or expecting a certain thing can be so utterly boring. He lives for the thrill of finding someone unique and different because you really show him that meme loving girls are a gift to this Earth.

#kpop ships #kpop matchups #bias vs bias wrecker ships #nct 127 #nct #wayv #ateez

[hecksupremechips]

God lmk when you do complain about atypical, I'm still annoyed that everyone was criticizing the show for valid reasons when it first came out but the minute a gay couple was introduced all those criticisms were forgotten about for shipping purposes😑

Yeah okay that shit is pretty lame. I’m not a believer in shit like “how DARE you like this show about autism almost solely for the gay content!” cuz I think that behavior is annoying and erases the many many queer autistic people watching the show. BUT I get being mad cuz im sure that a great many people who came for gay content were disrespectful towards the autism aspect of the show because it wasn’t as “interesting”. Though the thing is the autism portrayal is very fucking bad so I don’t think it’s worth holding on to 😵‍💫

I really couldn’t get through the whole show I watched most of the first season and that was extremely difficult akdbsk. Like first off I fucking HATE the concept of “quirky autistic boy tries to get a girlfriend” cuz that alone feels like it’s just gonna be the same shit as the big bang theory where the idea of an autistic person dating or having sex is hysterical. And while there were hints of showing how dating is very difficult when you can’t understand social cues required, for the most part the basis of the show seems like it’s made for neurotypical people

Sam (I think that’s the boys name?) is also written as the classic autistic asshole who says and does some heinous shit but its okay cuz ✨he’s autistic!✨ he doesn’t unDErstAND social cues 🤪!!! And no one ever told him to stop either, they often encouraged it. Like Sam had a crush on his therapist and couldn’t accept that she was both too old for him and had a boyfriend, so he just HAS to keep pushing. And yeah he just fucking breaks into her house to give her chocolates when she’s not there and the dad just lets him do this as if it isn’t the creepiest shit ever. Cuz see no one can ever tell Sam no cuz omg he’s autistic!!!! Of COURSE he’s an asshole cant you see that’s just how autistic people are!!!1!1!1! Autistic men are physically incapable of respecting women and also its sooooo funny to get to laugh at misogyny when it comes from a quirky guy who just doesn’t know any better!!!! Makes me see red

The big thing that really irked me about the show was the mom. Good GOD I could not stand her. She was way too overbearing and treated Sam like he was incapable of doing anything without her. Like she got super pissy when the therapist was like “yeah Sam WANTS to be more independent and we’re working on how to make that happen since he is gonna be an adult soon so it’s good for him to learn how to take care of himself” and you know this wasn’t in any way something the therapist forced into him the kid made it quite clear himself that this is what he wanted. But the mom just couldn’t handle the idea that her son wasn’t incompetent and she threw a big fucking tantrum about and even like. Tried to trigger sam into having a meltdown so she could prove he needed her. And all this shit she does was just kinda treated as haha funny the mom doesn’t like the therapist! Classic mom 🤪!!! No sir this is creepy manipulative behavior she needs to be stopped oh my godddd

Those are my main gripes as someone who only watched the first season and doesn’t remember a whole lot other than i fucking hated it lol

#ask #im sure sam as a character was relatable to some people but that doesnt make the show good

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

Hello! I wonder if you can do headcanons of Atsushi in a relationship with a sweet and friendly reader with a flirty side? They also love dressing up and can be really weird/inappropriate/quirky at times. Sometimes melodramatic and stubborn too but with a heart of gold. Thank you so much if you decide to do this. 🌹✨

Atsushi with a Melodramatic s/o

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Atsushi x fem!Reader

Genre:Fluff

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:None

A/n: i gotta say,we have so many Atsushi stans here XD ! i mean most of my requests are for Atsushi.it kinda gets hard cause i have to come up with new stuff each time,but thats alright. here you go love :)

Poor Atsushi.everyone around him is all weird,but he still cant get used to it.and its the same for you.

i think your personality really fits an Agent who works in the ADA,so lets say you are one.

so you joined the ADA a few month after Atsushi.the first time you met him,Dazai tried to flirt with you which was something normal;but what made Atsushi shocked was that you told Dazai "im not a big fan of double suicides,but if i was gonna do one,it would be with this handsome kitty cat here"

Dazai laughed at Atsushis reaction,which was blushing and telling you "um...w-what? me?"

you find him really cute,strong and charming and you cant believe how much he looks down on himself.i mean c'mon! the guy has saved yokohama (and the whole world in some cases) several times and still hates himself.

youre really weird to him,but not in a bad way.youre an unpredictable,strong woman who kicks the enemys ass on the battlefield,and is really sweet and emotional with her loved ones.

i mean youre the perfect example for the word "moody".

loves your outfits and how creative you get when it comes to your style.he really wants you to help him choose his clothes too,but is shy to ask.

although sometimes its weird to him.like that one time you came to work dressed as Harley Quinn and got yelled at by Kunikida.

you love messing with him.you always flirted with him when you were just coworkers which made him really embarassed and blush,but it got worst when you started dating.

he loves it though.the fact that you only flirt with him means that youre only interested in him,which makes him really happy.

everyone else ships you two in the agency.Yosano always makes nasty comments about you two.

Atsushi is soooo protective over you.its just that youre way too attractive and he doesnt wanna lose you at all.

even Dazai noticed this,so he stopped asking you to commit suicide with him.

LOL

your stubbornness really makes him worried and kinda angry sometimes,like that one time you were baking a cake and were doing it the wrong way.Atsushi tried to warn you but nope! theres no way you listen to others and ask them for help.

you ended up burning your hands while getting the cake out of the oven and made o mess outa the kitchen, of course.

you love it when he flirts back,which is really,really rare.

you love hugging him while sleeping.sometimes you get to be the big spoon because you wanna show him how much you love him,and he really apreciates it

some nights hes the big spoon though.

kisses you on your forhead when youre sleep

youre really sensetive when it comes to food.one time you made Chazuke and Atsushi ate it all.he didnt leave anything for you,which made you furious.

what the hell am i supposed to eat now? how dare you eat my beloved food!

he was scared. Lmao. He didnt know how glutton you were XD

he made it up to you with buying you icecream the next day.

you love and adore your handsome boyfriend.

"come here,kitty kitty kitty,its smooching time!"

boy is touch starved,so make sure to take care of him properly.

Sorry if this is short,and hope you like it baby :)

-Ash

#bsd headcanons #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs headcanons #bsd x you #bsd imagines #atsushi hcs #nakajima atsushi #atsushi headcanons #nakajima atsushi x reader #atsushi x reader

[gyllenhaalstories]

FRATBOY!JAKE — HEADCANONS

summary: it’s about jake. he’s a fratboy. i know nothing about fraternities. let’s see where this takes us (most likely to his ridiculously messy room he dares to call “organized chaos”)!

warnings: curse words, alcohol, partying, weed, college (derogatory), hookup culture, smut (small innocence kink & dumbification, quickie, oral sex, fingering, sexting & nudes exchange, protected sex) 18+ MINORS DON’T INTERACT.

gifs credits: griffin-helps / divider credits: firefly-graphics

word count: 2410

notes: thank you to a wonderful anon for bringing up this concept and inspiring these headcanons! this is also heavily inspired by jake’s role in the movie proof, i hope you guys won’t mind that i spiced our sweet hal dobbs up. 📒 🥳 thank you for reading and remember to reblog!

Fratboy!Jake was ✨ built different ✨ because at first glance, he looked nothing like a fratboy. He was studying something unexpected, like philosophy or literature, something to make him sound intelligent and quirky, most definitely. He was appreciated by most teachers (and students), he sat at the front of the class, he shared interesting comments and asked intriguing questions.

He was also a pain in the ass, and he enjoyed the sound of his own voice just a little too much. Teachers couldn’t seem to find a way to put their multiple degrees to good use and come up with a solution to end all the chit chatting that came out of his mouth. Rumour had it it’s because he raised their average grades by a ton with his excellent quality essays and almost inevitably perfect exam results. Would he risk his GPA to prove he was invaluable to the classes he attends? Absolutely.

Rumour also had it that he slept with a bunch of teacher assistants, not because he needed a raise for a grade, but because he could therefore he did. It prevented TAs from complaining about their insane workload, he made them forget about it for a few minutes and that was all that mattered, That torn apart ancient looking chair you sat on when you (rarely) visit your professor’s office during open hours only to find a TA doing all of the job? Well he had made a bunch of people orgasm on it.

What was the secret behind his impressive grades, you ask? All nighters, photographic memory, parents who both happened to teach at the rival university and were well-known researchers in their field of study (they sacrificed good memories with their son in the process, but it was not like they really cared anyway), and lots of green Mountain Dew and watermelon flavoured Jolly Ranchers.

Fratboy!Jake carried candies everywhere he goes. In the bus (he was eco friendly, he took the bus), he munched on peach rings. In the hallway waiting for the classroom to be empty from the previous class, he had a lollipop squeezed in his cheek that leaves his tongue blue raspberry coloured. In class, he sneaked candies to other students who sit next to him. That was how you two first met, actually, he offered you gummy bears, the whole bag, in fact. “Take it all, or else you’ll pass out from boredom” he whispered when he gave you the bag of sweets from under the table. He totally noticed the flavour you saved for last, by the way, but you don’t know that yet.

Eventually, you caught up on that, judging by the amount of candies he brought you in the next classes. He never bothered to ask for your name, he’d call you by the flavour you prefer. Don’t be surprised if you ear him call out “Hey, Cherry!" (or whatever flavour it is that you like) from across the hallway. If you were in a movie, you would have turned around and dramatically dropped your books, but you were just giving him a suspicious look. “I know what will make you feel better.” You started to walk away, wondering if it was a good decision to accept his sugary gifts. “My buddy and I are having a party on Friday, before finals kick our ass. If you want to hang out, we live in the blue house across the street, right next to the bus stop. I’d love to have you there.” That little corner smile he gave you, that little grin right there, well...

It brought you all the way to the front door of the massive house with walls that were vibrating from the music and with windows that evacuated the stench of cigarette, weed, mixed alcohol and many more things you could not even guess. It was barely past seven, and judging by the noise you heard from the other side of the door, most people were already wasted. You were turning on your heels, ready to leave and come up with a lame excuse for next Tuesday when you’d meet the candy man again. “Cherry,” a familiar voice caught your attention. “So glad you came, the fun’s just getting started!” You faced him, he had a Nirvana t-shirt, ripped jeans and carried an empty bowl of chips. “Come in, you’ll freeze. It’s cold outside.” So, you came in. You joked about how he could come up with such a smart observation.

He introduced you to a bunch of people, some faces you could barely recognize from your other classes, other people you had never met before and would never see again, some former teammates from a previous semester. The house was an absolute mess. There were people everywhere, playing beer pong on the kitchen and coffee tables, any surfaces really. Everywhere you looked, there were people kissing, touching, flirting or passing a joint. The only thing that stopped you from running away was the arm Fratboy!Jake kept around your shoulders while he guided you to the galley kitchen. “You look out of place.” He observed, such a smart student indeed.

You wasted some time, maybe it was a couple of minutes or hours, honestly, you could not tell and you could not care. You were sitting on the counter top, drinking apple juice from your red solo cup while Fratboy!Jake was cleaning plates and glasses, explaining something you did not understand from your mutual class. “I’ll send you my notes if you’d like,” you nodded, guessing he would forget about it. “But I’ll need your name for that.”

The introductions were finally made, and this cheeky grin never left his lips for the entire night, which ended on the porch of the house. You were rubbing your arms to warm you up, looking ahead at the stars that twinkled in the sky only to be surprised by a sudden weight on your shoulders. “It’s cold outside.” He repeated, and you reciprocated his smile.

He invited you over for another party. He asked to work with you when you were doing activities in groups. He stayed with you after class to make sure you understood everything, praising you on making him see the theory in a different light. He waved at you when you saw each other in the faculty, at the library, outside on the benches. Just like that, Fratboy!Jake was becoming a part of your routine.

You texted, basically all the time. And when he some time to reply, he always had a good explanation. “Sorry, i was at open house helping out the department. Sorry, I was at the environment club. Sorry I was doing this, involved in that, contemplating joining this other thing.” He made time for you, he always did. You found out he helped at the kindergarten on the other side of campus where students and professors can drop their kids off for a couple of hours. He really was All That, and then some.

He made time to the other people he was seeing at the same time, whether it was friends or people he just fucked on the side to get the stress out, he had amazing time management skills. As time went by and as the semester was coming to an end, he focused on you. He invited you to parties to discuss literally everything. You would argue about childhood cartoons you enjoyed or he disliked, the weather, the price of textbooks, anything really. You would always hang out in his bedroom. He was on his bed, and you on his cheap and uncomfortable computer chair. You’d eat candies from the same bowl, your fingers always touching and sending electric shots through your bodies. You’d laugh it out, blame it on the citric acid. He would spend the whole party up there with you. He’d invite you to study with him. You’d accept, one day you even criticized him on the fact his room was a mess and you could not concentrate with this as your decor.

The next time you visited, his room was clean. He had gotten you a blanket and a throw pillow so you’d be comfortable when you’d take breaks and talk again. You kept talking about this one movie you saw on Netflix, he wanted to watch it too. So you did. And so you kissed, barely making it after the credits at the beginning. You blamed it on the sugar.

But it happened again, at random moments. A peck on the cheek, a quick kiss on the lips, heavy make out pressed against a wall in some staircase. Everything happened quickly, but it did not feel like it. It felt like after all the time you spent with each other, it was just right.

He’d visit you at your place and you would end up making out on your bed, hands exploring each other’s bodies. The next time, it was his mouth covering your lips, neck and all the exposed skin he could reach with kisses, then it was yours returning the favour. “Tell me what you want, Cherry. Tell me and I’ll give it to you.” So you told him, and five minutes later you were screaming his name when his face was buried between your legs eating you out like it was his last meal. Not quite his last, since he made you cum three more times on his mouth that night. He was good at everything, wasn’t he?

You did not put any label on what you two were experiencing, but judging by the number of times you two met in this small bathroom nobody really used to give him a blowjob or for him to finger you and make you lick his fingers clean, it was getting kind of serious. And when he whispered in your ear “All wet for me? That’s right, you’re pussy’s drippin’ for me. It belongs to me, doesn’t it?” in the cafeteria when your friend group met for lunch, you knew there was no turning back.

He had the fraternity house all to himself, one weekend. It was before the final week and the exams were kicking both of your asses. He invited you over for the whole weekend. “‘s gonna be nice, like a sleepover. We can do each other’s nails, we can watch TV, we can study.” He tried to convince you, but you were already sold on the idea. The days leading to it felt like an eternity, you two would exchange nudes and other explicit videos that created quite the build up.

Fratboy!Jake was ✨ built different ✨ and that weekend confirmed it. You did exactly as he suggested, he showed off his nails that matched yours, you two cooked and watched whatever was on television with textbooks, notes and post-its all over the place. You decided to take Sunday afternoon off, you both took a bath with some fancy bath bomb that amazed him. But the bath soon enough turned into water splashing all over the place. “Been thinking of this moment since the first day of school”. He told you, lips, teeth and tongue fighting when you were making out. You barely took the time to dry your bodies, he simply grabbed a towel and spread it over the bed before he pushed you down on it.

Oh, the rumours were all true. He was great in absolutely everything, sex was not different. He took his sweet time building the hype until you had to beg him. “Getting needy on me? Want me to fill you up and fuck your brains out? Been thinking so hard lately, that brain of yours needs a little break.” He prepared you, with his mouth and his fingers. He opened you up for him. He let you suck him off when he tore open the condom wrapper. “That’s it, your mouth feels so good.” That smile he gave you when he looked down at you, mouth full of what you could fit while you used your hands to pump the rest of his length. “Need you, need to feel your pussy wrapped around my cock now.”

You begged again, and again, and again, even when he bottomed out. Your legs were wide open, pushed close to your head while his forehead was pressed against yours. His hips were slow, dragging his cock in and out of you. His pupils were big and black while he studied your reactions, the way you threw your head back when he was pushing back inside of you, the way your nails were digging in the flesh of his ass to pushing just a bit deeper inside of you, the way you smiled when he found that magic spot inside of you and angled his movements to hit it again and again. Your mouths were so closed, exchanging kisses from time to time and swallowing each other’s moans. “So fuckin’ tight around me,” Jake groaned, struggling to hold back his own orgasm. “Gonna cum again for me? Be a good girl and cum on my cock?” You nodded, and you did. You milked him dry. He barely had time to catch his breath before he ate you out again, cleaning you up and trailing kisses up your body.

You took a bath, another one. He helped you clean and come down from this high. He presented you a candle, and your face lit up. It was your favourite scent. It was his too. How did he guess that, you ask? Well he noticed you always smelled similar candles in stores during your late night trips to the grocery store. He was very detailed oriented, which was also another secret behind his academic success.

Rumour had it you dated until the end of your degree. And even later after that. He was no longer living in the frat house, but he rarely missed a party. You started at the bottom, judging all the drunk people who were going at it in public to becoming one of them and having no shame. Rumour had it you both shared the same favourite candy flavour and still used that to cheer each other up during bad times. And rumour had it, for someone as smart as Fratboy!Jake there was a lot he needed to learn in the bedroom and you made sure to teach him a few tricks and remind him who he belonged to.

#jake gyllenhaal smut #jake gyllenhaal imagine #jake gyllenhaal x reader #jake gyllenhaal x you #topic: fratboy! jake

[miyuwuki]

hello J! 😍Congratulations on 500 followers! :') i'm really happy to be one of them and seeing an active KNB blog these days. I was hoping to get a matchup too 😄

I am an INTJ. My interests include literature, art, philosophy, the occult, music, spirituality, and culture. I also like kickboxing and try my best to stay healthy all around. I am quite reserved and formal, but those close to me know that I am incredibly eccentric and love discussing theoretical ideas.

I love people who I can let loose with, and those who help foster my inner peace and quiet. Someone who’s not afraid of being themselves. Someone patient and kind and also a little bit eccentric, and thoughtful, helpful. Most importantly, I think, the person I would like to be with is someone who I can 101% be myself around with and they'll appreciate and at least try to understand and complement my sense of self. An easy going and natural relationship

I have an RBF and some people think I'm intimidating but I really just have an incessant poker face. I'm hardly ever serious, really. I tend to find humor in everything. Dry humor is probably my thing. My pros are that I’m a fast learner and resourceful. I like to think that I'm also thoughtful and attentive.

THANK YOU SO MUCH! Congratulations again 🤠✨💸

a/n: hello! ty! enjoy this event! @shakethatsassyass

KUROKO NO BASKET

izuki shun

izuki can be a bit of an airhead, but he’s definitely smart. he will engage in those philosophical discussions with you because he’s curious to know as to what you think about things. he’ll say a couple not funny puns here and there but since you said dry humor is your thing, you’d probably be laughing your ass off on the ground. he’s also very kind and constantly thinks about other people— i guess growing up with a big family, he’s learned how to take care of other people without it being a hassle. considering he’s an intp, they connect so well with intj’s romantically, it’s impossible to not think that this is perfect. you can always be yourself when you’re with him because that’s when he loves you the most. imagine: it’s a rainy day outside, but inside you both are having pun competitions, seeing who can make the other laugh the hardest. he loves a person who loves his puns. studying with him is nice too, since both of you are very fast learners, all you guys need is each other’s company. he finds it hilarious when he sees other people afraid of you due to your rbf— because he knows the real you and that you’re just dorky and quirky (like him heh).

this relationship overall is very easy and laidback, if there’s any disputes there might be a bit of ignorance but you both will eventually work it out

mitobe rinnosuke

don’t mind that he’s quiet! mitobe is actually really funny and will laugh along with whatever you find funny too. he will listen to all your thoughts and try out your interests to show that he loves you and that he wants to get to know what matters to you the most. he is so patient with it and so gentle— he just wants to make you happy. sometimes he’ll even accompany you to kickbox as long as you participate in 1v1s with him in basketball. mitobe loves you best natural, so he always tries to make sure that whenever you’re with him, you feel safe being yourself. you both are very attentive so you guys get excited when something small catches your eye. mitobe only speaks when it’s important or when it’s to tell you he loves you, but even if he didn’t say it, you can pick up the signs that show his love. the way he looks at you when he speaks, when he does little gestures like opening doors or remembering your fave order— it’s easy loving mitobe.

*＊✿❀reblogs and likes are appreciated❀✿＊*

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[augerelow]

after seeing that clip of fundy talking about george when he slept over, i will stand for NO ONE ever saying george doesn’t care about his friends because HE DOES in his own alien way. HE CARES YOU’RE JUST DUMB SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THE FACTS.

#georgenotfound #he’s just ✨quirky✨ guys he cares i know it #but if you fr think he doesn’t care you’re delusional :/ sorry to you ig #if you couldn’t tell i love him /parasocial #that was a joke #...maybe