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azulock · 22 days

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doing something simple to ease myself back into writing as my hand is finally healing

fell first vs fell harder

Reo Mikage - falls first

If asked this question he would deny the answer to the ends of the earth - in his mind it's the other way around, he is the one who fell harder. But that's obviously coming from his own issues with his self worth, he can't fathom the idea of someone loving him more than he loves them back. It's utterly delirious. But he is such a hard worker that it just comes true.

He falls quick and easy, he isn't quite so good at putting up emotional walls like he thinks he is. Anyone who knows him can see it too, he's a sucker at hiding it too cause when he falls for someone he puts his all into it. It's not about the money, it's about the effort, the care, the dedication. No winder it's easy to fall harder for him, but it's harder to convince him of that.

Michael Kaiser - falls harder

It's kinda hard for someone like Michael Kaiser to ever imagine loving someone other than himself. He's the main character and everyone else is secondary to his existence, so it gives that he's the only one deserving of love. He just never takes into consideration that being loved can be like a drug.

Kaiser seeks sex like a need for the body and the ego. But if someone is patient enough to stick around and treat him like he's truly loved, his walls come down pretty badly. When he loves someone, it's with twice as much intensity as anything he does. He'll never be caught saying it out loud, but when he falls for someone, he loves them more than his own self.

Shidou Ryusei - falls first

Shidou is a weird guy, with strange tastes, not someone that easy to impress. Tho, that comes from his best quality, being true to himself. And in this way, he knows exactly what he wants, and he isn't scared of it, nor is he scared of confronting his feelings. He's the type that when someone points out his crush to mess with him, he shoots them down to just owning up to it.

Tho, that's not to mean he falls easy, and beyond that he is something of an acquired taste. But he's a good one, a guy without fear of making the first move and showing his hand when he feels the time is right. It's actually pretty candid in a weird to see someone who looks like a maniac admit his feelings so easily. It's just makes this weird more of a catch.

Oliver Aiku - falls first and harder

It seems like a far fetched possibility to everyone, including himself. Anyone fucking this guy who still has two functioning braincells knows better than to let their feelings get swayed by his easy charm. Too bad, that's what attracts him - Oliver is drawn to the challenge of someone stoic to his charms, a prize that's worthy of effort.

Tho, saying he fell first comes with a caveat: he's the last one to figure it out. All his friends notice but his brain can't see it - when the truth sinks in, he's already waist deep. He does try to manwhore his way out of the problem, but like quick sand the more he fights the deeper he sinks, and in no time he's neck deep. By then, even he knows the only way out is through.

@tinnaagine @loser-vxbez @kiurona @bentolover @bevernats @weirdbutpr3tty @ada7201 @vollereix @rinitosh @kum1ko-chan @romanticizemai @oneandonlykuronacuddler @borisbq @priv-rose @eliezeer @elisacarynia @gigiiiiislife @isagispuzzlepiece @wishiknewwhatiwasdoingwithmylife @qichun @fivenightsatwhoreville @geemyfirstluvstory @lecrow-y @yunxbin @mariyumemi

#oliver aiku x reader #michael kaiser x reader #mikage reo x reader #ryusei shido x reader #blue lock x reader #bllk x reader

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brandnewhuman · 2 years

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YOOO IT YA BOI, FAVORITE CHILD HERE!!!!!!

I hear requests were open so it's crazy ape shit time 👺👺👺

Lemme getta man boobies obsessed s/o who loves s q u e e z I n dem milkers. I mean toe curling, back arching, obsessed with their honker honkers. For my bf triangle boi ofc. 😫😩

Also have a good day, drink sum hydration, eat dat raccoon trash, and sleep sometimes (last one is optional 🙃🙃)

Grabbing the bouncy

forbidden fruit

Headcanons - drabble

☆STARRING☆

Pyramid head ☆ aka the big dorito head of punishment

CONTENT

Tw: canon violence, pitiful attempts at NSFW, mature language, the big cunt being himself.

A/n: everytime I try to do something NSFW i always end up writing some hideous embarrassing atrocities but oh well, someone's trash is always someone else treasure. I did like a poll thing to know what people wanted to read first AND WHEN I TELL YOU ALMOST EVERYONE SAID PYRA TITS. YOU ALL HAVE NO FUCKING CHILL WITH ALL THAT BEING HORNY. everyone say thanks to my bruv here for requesting this gem

Ah yes, everyone's wet dream, the forbidden dorito head tits

Let's ignore the fact that if this giant bitch gets near us he would rip our sinful arses with his bare hands

THE HORNYNESS WOULD NEVER GO UNPUNISHED.

BUT for the sake of being silly whores let's pretend the big man can at least tolerate you and plays dumb at your questionable and foul behaviour

Your attack at the geometry milkers took him by surprise the first time tho

It happens after he has finished his executioner duties

Ever since you have ended up in silent Hill and he has grown fond of you he likes to spend his free time observing and listening to anything you want to tell him about

He finds it so entertaining, to watch you explain things he would never understand with such passion. He kind of wishes to have the same enthusiasm for life as you do

Basically your like a cute dumb dog and he enjoys to watch your two working braincells struggle to function properly

I think the only way you could actually grab those big ol tits is taking the chance when he's really tired

My man walks around for hours dragging a sword as big as you, slashing shit and plus he has to exist with his own big ass heavy head

He's built different but not that different

PLUS, BRO ARE WE REALLY NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THE FACT THAT THIS WHORE WITH SUPERIORITY COMPLEX IT'S LIKE 7 FUCKING FEET TALL?

I just know his shoulders and back are killing him

His relentlessness helps him to power through pain, tiredness ecc but when he actually stops and has to spend a moment being still and having time to actually think about how he feels he kind of crumbles under the weight of his exhausting life

IT IS LIKE THAT, I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. WELL, I DO BUT YEAH

The whole reason why he wanted to keep you was because you radiated some sort of calm. He literally finds himself attracted to your soft energy and when he's feeling too tired to even stand up he just looks out for you for some..YEAH WELL FOR SOME CUDDLES AND LOVE BRO. HE IS NOT JUST A GIGANTIC VIOLENT CUNT WITH A WEIRD HEAD, HE CAN BE SOFT TOO WHEN HE TRIES REALLY HARD

He's like always stressed because of what he has to do, having you around with your soothing way of being it's literally heaven for him

So when you see your big boi coming back after a long day of working, with his broad shoulders slumping slightly forward you already know what he wants

Silent Hill doesn't have many comforts so he gave you the best thing he could find for you to live in.

Which is why you have like two really old bed mattresses on the floor, something that resembles a pillow and a blanket.

HE WAS SO PROUD OF IT WHEN HE SHOWED YOU THE FIRST TIME. BE MORE GRATEFUL

"You're tired, aren't you big guy?" He just nods and plants his sword on the ground before scooping you up and heading towards the bed

He doesn't even asks anymore, when is cuddle time is cuddle time and you have to just accept it

To be fair he was already involuntarily planting your face on his stinky chest

As he dozed off you tried to slowly give his aching muscles a massage

Everything in his body is like rock hard AND DON'T YOU EVEN TRY IT, BEHAVE YOURSELVES WITH THE FUCKING BONER JOKES

Now, as he just relaxes under your gentle touch, your hands start to wander into the small piece of heaven that is his chest

Bro was so happy and calm he didn't suspect what your foul mine was thinking about

He has the most soft but at the same time solid daddy milkers in the whole universe. It's like grabbing a really good stress ball

You can feel some scars underneath your hands but overall his skin is surprisingly smooth and warm

Those BADOONKAS are so fucking big bro, you have to use both hand to properly squeeze

At first it was just a like tentative squeeze out of curiosity and he let it slide because he thought you were just trying to help him release tension and since your hands are the size of a polly pocket then you had to get really into it

Now that second squeeze tho, that was personal

he went through not all 5 but maybe three of the stages of grief

he pulled you back holding your shoulders, giving you a inquiring stare just to find you staring right back at him

AREN'T YOU EVEN ASHAMED?

"I'm not going to say I'm sorry, they're really nice"

Now he is flabbergasted

From that moment it was like you have discovered your new reason to live

And he had to suffer the consequences of having all those bouncy hoonkas

Everytime, EVERY FUCKIN TIME, you always grab em tits

While he finds it flattering that you find his body so nice, it creates some sort of internal conflict

Cause, mh well how to explain… listen I'm gonna say it, PYRA HAS A SIZE KINK. NO, I WON'T EXPLAIN ANY FURTHER

JUST KNOW THAT HE REALLY ENJOYS YOU BEING SO MUCH SMALLER THAN HIM AND JUST SO OPENLY LIKING HIS BODY

It just boost his ego to know you find him so attractive, just the sensation of your soft hands worshipping his whole body softly but with all that care and passion

Yeah yeah, you give the stinky dorito snapped head the hots. Congrafuckinglations

I just want you all to know that I have very little knowledge of pyramid head so I'm doing shit with what vibes he's giving me and the vibes are big horny but will horny shame others

Everytime he wants to play with you he will deny you access to his body

Just imagine this

You're about to attack his poor chest again and before you can even do anything he's already blocking you against the wall, caging both of your hands at each side of your head. "Hey! It's…it's not fair. I wasn't going to do anything" You're lying and he knows it by how red you're getting. The edge of his helmet brushes against your cheek slightly while his hands slide yours up, blocking them there to have you as expose as he wants.

His hands are so big, he can easily hold both of your wrist with just one. His other one roams freely through your body, the calloused fingertips makes you shiver. A small whimper escapes your mouth as his hand reaches your throat and squeezes just enough. You're squirming under his gaze, not from fear or displeasure but quite the opposite. He just enjoys the view of his little helpless y/n trying to get free when you both know perfectly that if he doesn't wants you to leave you're not leaving. Oh, you long feeling him so much you just can't take it when you can't reach him.

Yeah bro really enjoys edging and denying shit like is no one business. Now that he knows your weakness he's gonna be a fucking menace

Like walking around with his whole upper body expose just to catch you staring and make you feel like a perv

He's having the time of his life

#slasher fandom #slashers #slasher community #slasher fanfiction #slasher x reader #horror movies #slasher headcanons #slasher #slasher movies #slasher imagines #pyramid head x reader #pyramid head

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the-demi-jedi · 1 year

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Luke reads The PROX Transmissions

So the main hero is apparently some kind of genius scientist, but also an absolute trainwreck. Off to a good start.

Stephen must look so absolutely ridiculous walking around with, like, a window shaved in his hair with a number tattooed on his skin. Man should have shaved both side of his head to just look less like a madman, but I also understand that at this point, he doesn't give many fucks about what people think.

This makes me think whether Stephen is based on Dustin or if Dustin is, like, a separate entity in the lore.

The amount of profanity is rather... excessive for a book that presents itself as a sophisticated sci-fi novel.

Seriously tho. There's something so funny about the fact that Starset has exactly 0 curse words in their entire discography while this book has at least one F-bomb per page on average.

"Aston Wise was a drunken asshole." Well, I'm not sure if you're in a right position to judge, Mr. "has sex with students" Browning.

Aston Wise is like Elon Musk if he was as cool as he thinks he is (but man he's indeed an asshole)

TBH I never really understood that "pathetic sopping wet dog man" meme, but I think it could apply very well to Stephen

I like how both Aston and Steven are supposed to be some kind of geniuses yet they seem to share a single braincell

This book can be pretty campy sometimes. And I definitely do NOT mean it in a negative way.

Evil CEO, aka. the most realistic villain

Motherfucker pays his people 37K per year and then [shocked Pikachu face] when they betray him

Regretfully, I have to inform you that not even this book is immune to the "breasted boobily" trope.

So Dana's daughter is Sarah? For a second, I thought it might be Sarah the Sarah aka. the BMI influencer from the "Icarus" video, but that's not consistent with the timeline.

It's incredibly in-character for Aston Wise to think like "What would be the best way to introduce people to a message from the future about the collapse of civilization? LET'S CREATE A KICKASS ROCK BAND AND THEY'RE GONNA PLAY IN SPACESUITS"

One of the book's most bonkers qualities is that it regularly and fluently oscillates between "pulpy, campy thriller feat. suited thugs with guns" and "the deepest, most profound, most thought-provoking shit you've ever read with your two eyes"

It's so funny how Dustin describes himself as kinda politically neutral and yet. The villain is a CEO of a megacorporation. The shady villainous organization is called "Collective of Industrialists" and they're like 0,1% away from being those comical cartoon capitalists with top hats and twirling mustaches. The Message, the very thing Starset is about, can be basically boiled down to "unchecked capitalism can and will cause utter, irreversible collapse of the society". While there are phrases used like "healthy capitalism" (which I'm not sure can exist), the book overall is more left than beef on pizza.

"Jay Bezie, the owner of a major internet retailer" LMAOOOO

"Partick Walman" the author just fucking GAVE UP on being subtle

I'm feeling weird about the concept of the Everything Machine being able to print, like, fully functioning humans. What makes it so that it doesn't just print a lifeless body? Then there's this whole debate about soul / some "spark of life" that can't be replicated. I know the Order are all scientists so they don't give a damn about it, but what if they didn't colonize PROX, but only filled it with some lifeless flesh drones?

Okay so overall, the book ended in a very satisfactory way, but also left enough cliffhangers and loose ends to make you HYPED for the sequel. Also... it raises some questions about the lore revealed in the Divisions/Horizons era. How did Aston become "The Architect"? Does it mean he's evil now, or just a persona non grata for the Order? And what about the takeover of the Starset Society by the Order of Teslonia (which signalled the release of "Horizons")? Does it mean they are one entity now? And what role does Stephen Browning play in all of this? So many questions.

Overall 10/10, a must-read for every serious and self-respecting Starset fan.

#starset #dustin bates #the starset society #the prox transmissions #aston wise #stephen browning

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actualbird · 2 years

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Hihi zak!! Been a while, love the cookies, very zakcore, hope they were as delicious as they looked

(Um.. artbook spoilers? LMAO)

Nonetheless I am here to sob and wail over luke pearce yet again. someone on twitter(@/chanuanzi i believe? shoutout to them) posted pages from the artbook, and theyre all in chinese so i cant get extra context, but i can see with my eyes my two wonderful somewhat functioning eyes and theres art and i saw so many lukes HES SO????!?! Found out the key has feather and fire motifs which is SO HIM and i believe his phone has a sherlock tobacco pipe for some reason(?did he make his phone?? is there a brand of phone with a pipe logo in stellis?? is it his phones cover???) and his silly little socks and he still wears those godforsaken boots even in childhood bless him

theres also pages with all the other guys, AND MC!! The mc concepts looked so pretty!! Shes stunning and gorgeous no matter what. Alternate outfits for everyone,, little sketches of the guys with different emotions.. artem wink.. luke with a little cat mouth. All of which is lovely, very interesting to look at. Love how theres a specific sock drawing for all the boys, only god knows why is Vyn wearing sock garters (do you have to go that far for the aesthetic, vyn?), MARIUS COULDVE HAD A TATTOO?? No idea, i think so?? this is driving me insane. and did i mention everyone gets little alternate outfits… yeah.

Anyway, thanks for reading my rant of the day! Hope youre doing well zak! Sorry if this was incredibly long and incoherent </3 -K

hi k!! and hehe, thank u for the kind cookie words :DDD

and GOSH YEAH, ive been delightedly freaking out about all of the pics of the tot artbook ive been seeing on twt. linking one of the tweets below so others can see, check em out! i dont think u'll need a twitter to see these :D

every single luke detail has added like power to my life force i swear JKHVAKJSHFASFKA. and all of ur thoughts, UR SO RIGHT!!! out of all the details ive seen from the different pics tho, ive got so much to say!! and no idea how to order any of them orz

but heres some bits i really fixated on for some reason

(among them, yes, the socks JKHAVKJSHFA)

the socks rlly did something to me , im past saving

pls dont apologize for stuff being incoherent bc as u can see //gestures at this response. Same. maybe some other time when ive got more energy and more braincell, i can put it into words a bunch of the rlly cool things that struck me and Why from the artbook, but thats for another day mayhaps :'D

#k!anon #asks #i hope some kind soul out there can take high res scans of.....the whole book IVLASKFVALSIF

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wyverian-lady525 · 11 months

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😏

OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT THO.

The homie Reverto platonically with a closeted and shy reader who he just plucked off the streets one day. The Reader like- wants to try becoming stronger and just follows the dude around when he starts hunting but still demands him to let them cling to his arm 24/7

I can totally see the two just sharing one braincell and making some ironic brother/younger sibling kinda moments cause they’re both dumb in a way. A Reader who has absolutely zero outside experience and would trust everything the guy says due to how professional he’s supposed to be and a hunk who’d conversate about literally any kind of bullsh1t in order to look cool and get his vibe check

Yeeeesss XD I hope headcanons are okay for now! ❤️

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Reverto Having a Platonic Relationship with a Closeted and Shy Reader

-He literally found you one day and decided that he was going to keep this human. Reverto needs to have "admirers" to keep his massive ego in check. His laziness only goes so far until people start to notice it. He needs someone to follow in his footsteps, and you were looking to get stronger.

-You normally kept to yourself, not really going out or talking to others. But you've seen others who are more outgoing than you, and you wanted to be like that. Be brave like them. And in your mind, Reverto was a perfect example to follow.

-So, you guys kind of developed an older/younger sibling bond.

-You literally followed him around, not that he minded, even when he went out to hunt. Reverto would joke that you are like his palico because even when he goes on a quest, you still demand to come with him, even though you would be doing zero of the work. You just had to observe all you could.

-The two of you are codependent on the other. If Reverto is gone, you cease to function and vice versa. The two of you are kind of chaotic and dumb, sharing one braincell so to speak. It's an amusing spectacle to anyone watching.

-You listen to anything he says and believes every word of it. Since you haven't got out much, you really take his word for everything, even though some people tell you not to. I mean, in your eyes, he's a professional in his field who's survived this far. He may be scared of bugs and have an unusual fascination with mushrooms, but you trust him. Even though Reverto would say anything to make himself sound as cool as you think he is.

-He totally uses this to his advantage to get you to run errands for him. Just like an older brother ordering his younger sibling around without the younger sibling knowing.

-You guys also probably have some secret stupid handshake in that regard. You guys would probably smash your heads together or something.

#monster hunter stories #monster hunter stories 2 #mhst #mhst2 #reverto #monster hunter stories reverto #reverto x reader #headcanons #reverto headcanons

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depressed-teacup-inc · 2 years

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Hahahaha multiplication I am so fucking lost

Ok so let’s go we’re doing this

Episode starts with Ladybug and Chat Noir looking for Felix, good job for using a braincell bestie, also why are the Astro costumes so sparkly bro?

People are for some reason still forgiving and supporting ladybug (bitch why?! She fucked up so bad and y’all doesn’t even have the “complex” context to it!) and Chloe and Lila are demonized (Chloe is right to criticize Ladybug tho)

(Also Su-Han was such an afterthought to justify Ladybug, he’s right to be furious)

And Marinette… well. I don’t really know how to feel about her still.

Like I know most people who actually know my opinions of her would think “isn’t this what you wanted? She’s feeling guilt about what she did and trying to move on!” And in that regard, yeah! I am glad that she’s acknowledging that she fucked up miserably and that its all her fault and that she should have done better and let go of her obsession with Adrien, but that’s just the thing

She’s blaming it all on her “love” for Adrien.

This show has a big thing with phrasing, which I never really liked, and while I’m glad Marinette’s finally trying to move on, it feels:

1. shallow (I’ll link my post about her breakdowns and feelings of guilt here, but I still don’t trust her to actually move on, I’m afraid I came across the spoilers for season 5, and she goes back to stalking real quick)

2. Wrong? Like it often feels like whenever Marinette says she should move on it’s not “I can’t function around him I’m fucking crazy” it’s “oh he’s so dreamy I can’t help but be in love with him Alya he’s too perfect I canttttt”

3. Like it’s the wrong thing to do! Everyone is moaning and crying over how “Nooooo you should keep at it honey you got this we love you you deserve Adrein as yours noooo” to make the viewer feel like maybe Marinette and Adrien being apart and not a part of this toxic ass stalker relationship is bad!

And with Adrien…

Listen first of all, I would like to congratulate the Love Square shippers, and specifically Adrienette. I know this is what a lot of people have been wanting from day one and I’m honest to god happy for them! Having ships come true and such always makes people happy! You guys deserve nice things and I really hope this time around, this ship won’t be dragged out to long.

I personally tho? Am not as thrilled, because of the context behind this love square finally coming together.

With Marinette’s constant stalking from day one, Ladybug’s treatment of Chat Noir, Chat Noir being initially very obsessed with Ladybug, and now Adrien being obsessed with Marinette? (Like seriously man, The entire thing with Adrien trying to kiss Marinette’s cheek and Alya trying to hold her so he would kiss her have me such creepy energy and like “no but she wants it!” And like??? NO????? BESTIE NO ALYA STOP MARINETTE SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY NO)

This entire ship has been dragged out for so long and is so unhealthy from both sides (personally I think it’s primarily from Marinette’s side, because she was legit breaking the law or being a really shitty toxic hypocrite, but Adrien is no saint either, never really trying to move on except for season 4, to only now latch onto another person for approval, god I hate it here) that even if on paper, Marinette and Adrien are developing, the tone and background to this ship has kinda ruined it for me

For me, even if right now, they come together in a healthy way (which I’m not even super sure about, Marinette goes back to stalking and viewing Adrien (just like she views Chat Noir now apparently) as an idea/an object of desire for her use, and Adrien is just making the same mistake he made with Ladybug with Marinette! this ship is forever really unhealthy and toxic for me

(Plagg sweetie not you too)

Personally, I still side with Adrien more, as he is again! Given more shit for his bad behavior, gets more mistreated and sidelined by the plot, has a really fucked up childhood that somewhat explains his behavior, and is not a criminal who could be arrested for breaking and entering MARINETTE, but again! Both are really bad

Anyways now that this tangent and my stance on the love square has been made clear let me real quick list everything else out:

1. Natalie my goddess my queen kill your husband and take your boy with you away from Paris please

2. Tomoe is evil out of nowhere!!! And with literally no fucking motive as to why???? WHY IS SHE SUPPORTING GABRIEL?????

3. Gabriel go die, bitch looks like a Q-tip and really went “yeah no we don’t need you for modeling anymore let’s just scan and use a clone of you

4. I love how no one in Paris gives a shit for their constant impending doom from a terrorist so much for that support

5. Felix is about to get demonized and god why am I not even surprised anymore! They made a 14 year old a terrorist to justify Marinette’s hatred for her, forget a complex plot

Also the alliance rings are really weird for me, and I have a million questions as to how Gabriel did what he did with the rings and miraculouses which open a million plot holes for discussion, but I’ll make a post about it when the show releases more info on the rings, so I won’t spoil it for anyone who hadn’t seen the spoilers for season 5 yet

#miraculous ladybug #mlb fandom #adrien agreste #chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #ml rants #ml season 5 #multiplication #whyyyyyyyy #i will forever not get the appeal of the love square man #it was completely destroyed for me #look at Adrien’s unhealthy obsession to cope and his constant need for approval!#look at all the crimes Marinette committed and the list of awful things she did to get a guy and to remain in power!#I’m tired

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lvlpin · 2 years

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gabe's reaction to all his new grandchildren/new kids is just;

Mark: Mark is just Six but younger. Where the hell are his parent and Gabriel really needs a firm talk with them bc "You do not let your kids get this sad! Why the hell is his friend taking care of him?! Screw you and he's my grandkid."

Cesar: Gabriel takes on hard look at this mexican teenager who is the model for his son's current look and nods in approval. He does shake hands with Cesar's mom are being a good mother for him bc unlike a certain couple of parents *cough cough* Mark, Adam, and Jonah's parents *cough cough* she was an actual good mother.

Adam: Gabriel just puts on his cat gloves, sighs, picks up the screaming Adam. Feisty kids aren't a new concept to him and he think he likes this one bc he's really spiteful and sometimes he likes seeing Stanley complaining about some human being really good at insulting him. Terrible parents.

Jonah: Ahhhh yes, good kid. Respectful and apologizes for Adam's behavior even tho he doesnt need to. He likes this one a lot as well as the Mexican teenager. Nods at Sar and N for at getting somewhat functional people into the family

Gabriel really needs to figure out all 75% of his kids adopt orphans/kid with bad home life and where the fuck are their parents.

-sunglasses

archangel "dad/grandpa who's honestly tired and is READY and WILLING to kick some asshole parents' asses" gabriel energy

only parent he likes is really just cesar's mom LMFAOOOOO

HONESTLY. honestly. for some reason i always do think jonah has more manners than adam does only for the sole reason i hc jonah having ran away while adam is more or less an orphan hsdkjfhksjdnnfjv (both has one braincell but neither uses it at all)

#mailbox #sunglasses anon #//#[ tmc kindergarten ]

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thesweetpianowritingdownmylife · 2 years

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Braincell distribution amongst the characters from ofmd:

-Stede: left his braincells at home when he abandoned his family

-Blackbeard: has plenty of braincells, but due to his adhd he rarely has access to them

-Oluwande and Lucius: the only braincell of the Revenge bounces between them

-Frenchie: occasionally in possession of the Revenge's braincell, mostly when he is off ship. He is the one who can use it best, tho

-Jim: has their own braincell, focused on revenge, but it's turned off most of the time

-Izzy: has many braincells! Unfortunately they are useless to him in this goddamn ship

-Spanish Jackie: at least five braincells. Arguably the smartest, most functional of all the pirates

-Mary: many braincells of her own + she inherited Stede's when he left

-Black Pete, Wee John, Buttons, Roach, the Swede: their brains have never, in their life, seen a braincell.

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vanshookie · 2 years

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JJK Men and their 🍃 dealer

Characters: Gojo, Getou, Nanami, Shoko, Toji, Choso, Sukuna and Naoya

Word Count: 1910 words

Content/Warnings: smoking mary jane, suggestive, mostly joke

a/n: vaped too much so I thought I would write some cheeky 420 head cannons

Gojo Satoru

Used to buy your weed, but now is just your friend who mooches

He brings snacks and movies tho!!

He really likes candy normally but gets overstimulated when high so he only really brings the candy for you

but then it works as back up candy when he’s more sober.

Definitely talks too much

To the point where his voice becomes low and gravelly

So you give him a pass for being annoying, cause at least he sounds hot when doing it

Definitely is the plug for his friends for a long time, partly cause he’s a troll so he hikes up the price (stonks) and he doesn’t want them to meet you.

He can’t handle not being your favourite

Eventually Getou out smarts him tho cause he doesn’t trust Gojo’s measurements

Gojo started visiting more cause of this

No being too friendly to his cute plug

The day his students grow up and eventually buy from you is the day he squares up

it quickly becomes high movie marathons with everyone tho

You're just happy cause you barely need to pay rent now, you have a dedicated consumer base right there

He would be horny high if he actually kept any braincells when smoking

He tried many times to make a move on you

but every time you start brushing his hair with your fingers, he melts and is paralysed

Jumping to anime timeline

He visits less cause his paranoia really shoots up here

So he feels he can’t let his guard down

And he doesn’t wanna drag you into anything if he were to be followed

But if you come to his place

or even better you were also a sorcerer

He would feel less on edge

Your safety is his priority

Now that he’s older, this is where he can actually use his horny high

He just feels so lonely that he needs the touch, and it helps more than his normal womaniser ways, cause he feels the connection with you

Thus he is also very romantic and soft

He will act no further than this unless you work to build the relationship

The power is in your high ass hands

Getou Suguru

150% stoner

always was, always will be

so he is your top client

Gojo might always try to be around but he’s always not buying, Getou however always does and pays in full, sometimes more

Not to say he’s efficient about it, he’s also over all the time too now

So its just you trapped between the two watching movies

They try to act like they wanna watch horror, but they prefer romcoms tbh

His tolerance is so high so he has much respect for you supplying everyone and feels the need to pay it forward

Weirdly it still doesn’t feel transactional tho, he would make ways to create a day out or even be really domestic like getting groceries and making dinner

He is defo high the whole time tho, for him its like cigarettes to shoko

But not that you notice, no one really could tell the difference between high or sober Getou

Every time you think maybe you’ve just always been dating? When did you stumble into a 4 year relationship?

Until he sends in that money and leaves with a tap to your butt/hip/thigh

Its hard not to be heart broken

He however knows what he’s doing

Not that he likes it

at all

He smokes to help with his depression, it quells his thoughts

So he keeps a weird boundary as he feels you deserve much better

he really cares about you

Still smokes after betrayal

He also cuts down visits cause this tho

but buys a shit tonne when he is there

And when he’s there he just feels like a husband

Treats you very well

If you aren’t a sorcerer, then you’d be the only one he respects, no calling the plug a monkey

His assistant supplies the money the day before, so you always know when he’s coming

Spoiler!! Even kenjaku is still stuck getting weed, the body he has chosen it cannot function without it

You don’t get to see him anymore though, it was replaced by the patch face guy but quickly the girls he used to raise would be around a lot but sometimes disappear to deliver to imposter getou

The hasaba twins honestly get adopted by you

Kenjaku could not give less of a shit

But Getou is so grateful they are with you, even from beyond

Nanami Kento

super rare

He only really smoke for chronic pain

You just know mans has hurt his back and neck in his lifetime

definitely sued for workplace injury

So you help with his unofficial pain management treatment

He always bring a pastry with him :))

Another barely noticeable smoker

You can only really catch him if you do something sweet for him

Like make him cute edibles!

He’s so touched that he will let out a laugh

It melts your heart

absolutely would not let the students smoke until being of age

Doesn’t try to scare them from weed

Mans thinks cannabis propaganda is the worst

But still wants them to wait till there minds are more developed

Is the best tactic cause they agree and also don’t wanna let him down :,)

Never around when Gojo is there

Gojo must never know Nanami smokes

Low-key Gojo is the reason why he is so passionate about the students

Saw Gojo become the dumbass that he is from smoking with Getou in senior high :///

But also highly thinks Gojo was always destined for being childish

Will eventually start bring you a cute plant or flowers cause he likes how excited you get

Shoko Ieiri

I reckon her cigarettes are defo mixed, she is not just smoking tobacco all the time sheesh

Lowkey she actually helps you grow

So her pay for helping sm is legit just some of the green

Best business partner

Really is attached to you

She will reverse curse technique you all the time

She doesn’t want you getting hurt!!

Will always check on your lungs cause of that too

definitely kicks out Gojo

Everything she says is low-key flirting

She can’t help it

Sometimes will bring Utahime and have a girls night!

Helps Utahime destress a bunch

Toji Fushiguro

THIS MAN

THIS THIS THIS

THIS TIKTOK!!!

absolutely your dilf client

Is incredibly sweet in that older gentlemen kind of way

Will call you only nicknames, you start to think he doesn’t know your name until he tell you off for not getting enough sleep and calls you by your full name (dad mode sheesh)

Will gush about his kids

Even when he’s left them

It’s really the only place he lets himself talk about them

It doesn’t help ur dilf radar

He will absolutely help you with house stuff as a tip

Car needs oil? Plumbing need fixing? You wanna set up a on-wall spice rack?

He got you! And will take off his jacket that exposes his way too tight shirt!!

Suddenly you have a lot of house maintenance

It makes it incredibly cute tho! Dream house done

Lowkey hopes that you will see his kid in the future

He knows that he’s definitely lost a bunch of his life span after losing his wife

also lowkey knows it won’t be natural death

A reason why he’s very distant from you tho

He cares from afar

You don’t charge him as much

But he somehow pays over, saying something like he’s got enough and doesn’t need it

definitely only ever comes on his motorcycle, mans defo does not use his car if he even has one

Means that he sees ur car as his tho

He’s fixed it up sm might as well be

Left his jacket behind often

When he stops coming around of nowhere, you don’t clean out his cigarettes butts as well as always replace the cologne he left once and keep the jacket wrapped around the driver seat

You also always keep the zippo lighter he left

Its death penalty if any tries to take it

After a while you get what has happened, probably the only person left who cares and mourns

Choso

he gives always high but actually pretty sober

Doesn’t smoke rly

But does like edible teas

Keeps him mellow

Perhaps starts smoking after his brother’s pass tho

He mourns extremely deeply

It helps him not have panic attacks about it

He often talked to you about them

Wishes you could have met them

When he adopts Yuji, he always brings him

Lectures him about it tho

Lets Yuji bring a console

So its often all three of you versing in Mario kart

Doesn’t let Yuji make fun of your character choice

Absolutely roasts and destroys Yuji for his character choice tho

Is a king boo main

definitely lays on you when playing games

Tends to rub your legs then too

Is very oblivious to flirting

Thinks you are just super kind

Would marry u on the spot tho

especially when you make a hella good tea that helps him sleep so quick

Heals his insomniac heart

Ryomen Sukuna

never sober

NEVER

Will not be caught lacking like that

The world would not exist if he was sober, the destruction he would bring

Loves just always chilling with his pipe

In the golden age

He was kinda respectful ig

He hated the process of finding a new dealer so kept you around and treated you equally

Didn’t know he did that

He was just a sorcerer, people dubbed him king of curses before being a curse

You didn’t see much point in fearing him

It helped him decide you as a dealer

He did not like anything complicated and legit just wants a stable supply

so Its not his fault (yes it absolutely is) when he developed deeper feelings shush

You unbothered

Sukuna very bothered

Would question why you are different from all he other people he sees as below him

and that did infuriate him when the answer was not good enough

So mass havoc before hoes

Starts sending Uraume in his stead

Sometimes it would still be him

And you would not be able to spot a single difference, he seems the same as before

He is never generous, but never stingy

another thing he respects is

you aren’t unaware of the drama about him

but you also never react differently

Not surprised at all when 2 arms become 4 and one face becomes two

That only makes his stupid heart beat more sometimes

you aren’t running from the hills? not that he’s self conscious, he knows he’s hot

he’s just ahead of his time

people only run screaming from jealously, not cause of his murderer tendencies

When he is exorcised, the village also hunts you down

See’s you as complacent so you are killed off

Thus, reincarnation in the current era

He recognises you instantly

But he has yet to see some reincarnate perfectly like that so he’s quietly side eyeing

Can’t help to question if it was fate

Only human he’s nice to

Will try and do subtle things to test if you remember, or even just see if personality lines up

Cause it definitely feels exactly like your soul

Weirds him out

everyone else is weirded out for entirely different reasons

you weren’t apart of his localised story so

no clue why you are oh sis special to silence the Ryomen Sukuna

Makes Yuji suss of you until he makes you his bestie for making the nasty shut up

Your backstory is absolutely untraceable to anyone

So who knows if the villagers even were successfully in killing you, or maybe your curse technique allows you to bend time or maybe there’s absolutely nothing going on up there in that noggin of yours

Either way he’s intrigued

Naoya Zenin

the worst

Just don’t

Interaction with him is terrible = if he does smoke, let his maids deal with that for him

Not worth it

#jujustu kaisen #jujustsu kaisen x reader #jujustu kaisen headcanons #jjk #jjk x reader #jjk x you #gojo satoru #gojou satoru x reader #getou suguru #getou suguru x reader #nanami kento #nanami x y/n #shoko ieiri #toji fushiguro #choso #choso headcanons #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #naoya zenin

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maudlin-scribbler · 2 years

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Character headcanons for Hyde!!!

(AAAA I'M SO SORRY I SAW THIS ASK ONLY NOW I'M SO TIRED SORRY!)

Also I'm not sure wich version of Hyde you are reffering tho, and I am most familiar with the musical and TGS(and i still haven't read the book tho I have played the MAZM game which I hear is accurate, hopefully), and uhh just wanted to let ya know that.

Okay uhh(also sorry if I don't say something right, english is not my first language and I am very drained of energy):

-He speaks, like jekyll, with a RP accent(tho he tries to speak in a cockney accent to make himself sound different and stuff)

-he's pansexual

-in a modern universe, he would definetely use neopronouns!(i apready said this in my tgs headcannons I think but the point still stands)

-has a short attention span, like he has trouble focusing on tasks, tho if he really likes something, he can get very focused on it.

-i feel like he and Griffin(the invisible man) would get along. Or hate eachoter. No in between.

- has bad eyesight. Refuses to wear glasses to correct said bad eyesight.

That's all that my one functioning braincell could think of. Once again, sorry for answering so late.

#jekyll and hyde #gothic literature #goth lith #gothic lith #the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde #h. g. wells #the invisible man #the invisible man h. g. wells #jekyll & hyde musical #edward hyde #mazm jekyll and hyde #mazm hyde #im so tired am i tagging right #ask #ask me things #brue answers asks #headcannons

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your-average-weeb-dealer · 3 years

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Haii ヽ(≧∀≦)ﾉ

Muichiro plz step on me

I luv you ma bby Muichiro so being the lovely simp that I am would like some hot chocolate headcannons for him 👀

So like- his s/o is just a very dense dum dum and Muichiro just wants affection from you so he takes you out on an udon date;

Lmao my braincells absolutely cannot function rn- so I’m sorry if this is too weird and vague- u can choose what happens during the date tho

Ty for reading this, I rlly luv ur work too -w-

Heyyy!!! omg this is adorable,, I love spacey baby so much

*Mwah* I'm so glad you like my writing!!! ~(^з^)-

It was late at night, the sky was unnaturally clear, stars were bright and the moon was full

Muichiro wasn't much for romance, but this was definitely a romantic scene

Both you and Muichiro had just finished a mission, everything went smoothly- there were no casualties which ultimately improved your mood- if that was even possible, you where with Muichiro

Muichiro and you had just started dating, well, it was nothing official but everyone knew that you had feelings for each other

He wanted to do something about his feelings but honestly, he didn't know what-

all he wanted was your full attention, and he never got it. Even if you were on missions together, you were always focused on something or someone else

The mission you had just went on was long and hard, and now? you were starving

"Mui, can we go get something to eat? I'm so hungry,"

this was it, if he took you out to a restaurant he would have your attention, right? You'd think it was rude to focus on something else when he was the one who brought you food, correct??

"What do you want to eat?" his voice had the same monotone sound to it, he wasn't looking at you, instead he was eyeing around the city you had come to. Scouting for a place to eat.

"uhm, I'm in the mood for some udon, what about you?"

"yeah, udon's good,"

you turned a few corners, passed by an old dude doing magic tricks (Muichiro got distracted by that), and finally you had found an U-don place!

It was small, there was only one table, but damn- did that food smell good

Muichiro ordered both your food, and you sat down at the lone table

there wasn't much talk, in fact it was quite awkward

Muichiro kept staring at you, then looking at the sky- it was like a pattern, look at you, look at the sky, look at you, look at the sky ect.

When your food came, things got slightly less awkward.

You were so hungry that you wolfed down as much as you could.

He giggled at this, you were so cute! He can't stand it!!

When you had finished, he noticed you had a soup stain on your cheek

Now again, Muichiro didn't enjoy reading or hearing about romance,

but! He remembers Mistsuri talking about a romance novel once, saying how there was a scene where the prince wiped of food from his lovers cheek, then he kissed them

maybe if he just...

He got up, gracefully moving over to your side of the bench. Sitting down next to you

"Muichiro, What are you doing?" puzzled by the boy next to you but even more confused by what happened next

His fingers reached out to your chin, effectively holding your face in place. He was gonna go a step farther than that prince dude,

Moving closer to your face, he kissed the stain.

This sudden action made you gasp, then blush you didn't mind though, it was Muichiro, the guy you had a crush on since the moment you started in the demon slayer crops. He was so close to you, it was almost intoxicating- not because you didn't enjoy it, but because you and him had never really done anything,, well I guess that's changed

When his lips gently moved from the stain over to your lips, not leaving your skin once. He didn't go in for the kiss just yet, he looked into your eyes, waiting for you to do something. He had no idea what he was doing, but he knew he was doing something right- just look at the blush on your face.

Getting the hint that he didn't know what to do, you pushed your face into his, your abrupt movement making your teeth click, which sent an uncomfortable sensation down your spine- but no matter.

you were here, he was here. Nothing was going to take away from this gentle moment he had with you, and that you had with him

and look at that- I accidentally made a long post again- oops

#muichiro x reader #kny x reader #muichiro tokito x reader #muichiro tokito x you #Kny x you #Kny muichiro #Kny #kny fanfic #kny #demon slayer head cannons #Kny hcs

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orangepeelsyndrome · 3 years

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karasuno boys in the morning

DAICHI SAWAMURA ;

wakes up at 6 every morning

steaming hot cup of coffee to get through the day--literally the hottest cup of coffee you've ever seen like hOW do you not burn yourself siR

possibly goes for a run? at least does some sit-ups and push-ups

breakfast is a MUST for this man

takes the train to school and hypes himself up on the way with good music

SUGAWARA KOSHI;

tries to be a morning person--i mean he wants to be SO badly but absolutely cannot get up earlier than 7

does the cutest little yawn + stretch when he finally gets up

will whisper good morning to his plants like the sweet bean he is

breakfast is light but nutritious

i feel like he drinks tea ? but he definitely has a pumpkin spice latte when fall comes around

brings a journal with him on the train to school (he wants to use it to write poetry or short stories but he never knows how to finish them bc he can't find the proper words)

ASAHI AZUMANE ;

jolts himself awake kinda like how you would when your body thinks you're falling

gets up extra early to make a smoothie or acai bowl or some shit

also needs the extra time to do his hair (he definitely messes with it a lot and re-does it until it looks perfect you cannot convince me otherwise)

also his skin care routine is ✨immaculate✨

NISHINOYA YU ;

this is the mf who sets his alarm at 4:30 to finish last nite's homework but sleeps through it. every. single. damn. day.

def scrambles around to get all his shit packed and ready for the day

rolls out of bed with perfect bed head (the smexy kind tho dw) :)

somehow has time to put together a good breakfast

TANAKA RYUNOSUKE ;

also gets up super early to do his homework (like maybe 6) but still manages to either get it completely wrong or doesn't finish

doesn't need coffee (wbk tho) but always steals some if his sister is making it

packs a shit ton of snacks to eat sneakily in class

somehow always forgets something dumb like an eraser or pencils

blasts music on his way to school that everyone can definitely hear (but they're all bops so no one really minds)

ENNOSHITA CHIKARA ;

sets his alarm for 7:00 but doesn't actually get out of bed until like 7:30

why do i feel like he's a morning shower kind of guy

tbh his go-to breakfast is toast but some days he'll spice it up and add some avocados

tbh has a basic morning routine but don't ever let him hear you say that he will get self-conscious (sweet baby boy we love youuu)

sometimes gets up earlier just to re-write his homework if he thinks his writing is messy (it literally never is tho)

KAGEYAMA TOBIO ;

usually will sleep in but now has the habit of getting up early just so he can get to school before hinata

breakfasts are a chaotic mess like he'll just grab whatever junk food he finds first

gotta get that milk tho

one of them boys who rolls out of bed with clear skin and amazing hair without even trying sjdbjfjd how

sometimes has to sprint back home half-way to school because he forgot his whole ass bag

HINATA SHOYO ;

baby crow isn't a morning person in the slightest but needs to beat kageyama so his alarm is literally set for 5 am

meat buns for breakfastttt

will tie his sister's shoes before he leaves and she pats his head afterwards bc they're adorable

hypes himself up in the mirror and when his sister catches him she helps hype him up in the mirror too

will always accidentally put on an item of clothing incorrectly and has to rush to redo it

doesn't have any coffee in the morning bc let's be honest it would ruin his two braincells

it's canon but we all know he speed bikes to school

TSUKISHIMA KEI ;

either gets up at 6 or 20 minutes before school starts

was probably trolling people the nite before and forget to sleep so the eye bags are extreme

no breakfast bc he doesn't have the energy in the morning to function

morning routine is short and simple but i hc that he spends extra long taking care of his teeth or that dental hygiene is weirdly super important for him idk

like the man MUST floss before he leaves for school otherwise all hell breaks loose

YAMAGUCHI TADASHI ;

angel baby is not a morning person sorry

like if it weren't for tsukki sending him wake up texts/calls he would def sleep until noon

and then when he wakes up after the fourth text he always, always calls him to apologize

loves breakfast (i can so see him having a pinterest board of breakfasts he wants to make) but legit never wakes up in time to execute

washes his face in the morning and has the softest towel to dry afterwards

bought a dinosaur toothbrush to impress tsukki (lowkey it did but he'll never admit it) that he uses regularly now

bonus:

SHIMIZU KIYOKO ;

a queeeen with a badass morning routine

wakes up at 5:30 and does yoga while the sun rises

breakfasts are so important and they always turn out amazing somehow (pls teach me your waysss)

puts a lot of effort into her skin and hair routine (but only to keep it healthy and moisturized)

sometimes if she has time i so see her trying out little accessories that look ADORABLE on her but she lowkey would feel self-conscious wearing to school (like noo wear a beret to school plss i beg you)

HITOKA YACHI ;

an angel but not really a morning person

definitely sleeps with a stuffed animal that a close friend gave her

her breakfasts are actually the cutest things you will ever see and they smell amazing

brings a book to read on the train to school because the thought of small talk is terrifying (same lol)

like kiyoko she will also experiment with accessories but quickly gets too shy to wear them out of the house (again imagine yachi with like a pastel headband or scarf plsss im soft)

has started using the scented hand cream she saw kiyoko use and now she's lowkey obsessed with it

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unitedunionofdave · 3 years

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the kids: and if they have a braincell or not

BROUGHT TO YOU BY MOD GRAY AND MOD ROX

after some CAREFUL debate, thoughts, and sleep-deprived keysmashes in the discord chat, we have come up with these conclusions

john: no brain. no idea how to use it

rose: does she have a brain? does she know how to use it? yes but actually no

dave: has a braincell. knows how to use it. but, under any circumstances, will not do so

jade: has a braincell. knows how to use it

jane: has a braincell. knows how to use it but also prone to misusing it

roxy: has TWO whole braincells!! unfortunately no one is aware on what they do or if they work or not

dirk: has a braincell. uses it in the DUMBEST OF ASSEST WAYS POSSIBLE

jake: has a braincell. doesnt have a single fucking CLUE on how to use it

i need help from the smartest person around here. who do i go to?

1: jade. most trustworthy, can most likely help u w anything. if not;

2: jane. a little Less helpful but not terrible. is actually p smart and could prolly bullshit her way thru stuff. if not

3: roxy, hope the two braincells are functioning. if not

4: i hate to give dirk such a high position, but dirk. itll be a STUPIDASS solution but a solution nonetheless. but u dont want that so

5: rose. if you can sift thru her 12 pages of prose and thinking u could prolly just. make a solution from that urself. if ur Jared 19 and cant read

6: dave. similar to rose, except its 12 pages of rapping rambling and irony. could still figure out a solution from it. maybe. if not

7: Jake. he might not know how to use a braincell but he has one so he could completely stumble upon a solution. just gotta help him out a bit

and last but not least

8: john. we love john a lot but do not go to him. he wont know. like at all

ELABORATION.

most of them HAVE the braincell cause yknow most kids in homestuck were straight up supergeniuses with their fucking robots and their psychology and their sentient-robot-literal-life-creating-computer-science but the thing is they have absolutely no fucking clue on how to USE the goddamn braincell. they have it, sure, for example dirk being able to create a sentient ai, but he doesnt know how to use it, because jesus fuck, he just put himself into a situation in which he made a sentient ai

they HAVE the braincell but also dirk eats straight up teabags

roxy is an AMAZING hacker and could beat sollux after she learned alternian. but also they cant do directions for shit

well actually dirk may have been a bad example considering that he does technically know how to use it he just uses it in the stupidest fucking way possible. better example is jake he FULLY has one example being the robot bunny he made he just literally doesnt fucking know how to utilize it. man would aim a gun at a metal robot who hes fought for years and say "haha this will work!"

see the thing is. dirk uses his braincell to put himself into bad situations, which is inherently not using the braincell in of itself. technically? incredible use of the braincell, goddamn. morally? you are a FUCKING DUMBASS

jake has the POTENTIAL to use the braincell like its right there. with just a little commitment and time and effort he could be so fucking smart. but hes just. he just kind of ignores that and avoids it and so he HAS the braincell but he doesnt know how to use it.

jane fully has the braincell and usually uses it well and knows how to do so but uh. she can lose herself at times. usually quite uncommon. occasionally she will just straight up forget the answer to 10 + 10. these are few and far between however

roxy. roxy HAS braincells. theyre there. but theyre in a constant fluctuating state so neither she nor anyone else knows if theyre going to be working or not. HOWEVER, when they are, she knows how to use them and goddamn does she use them well

john? yeah no everything is just breeze and wind up there he doesnt have it. sorry john

rose TECHNICALLY has a braincell and HYPOTHETICALLY she knows how to use it. she likes to THINK that she uses it. technically? she has one, as in she sure can use it to be smart and verbose and know things. morally? fuck if she knows and fuck if anyone else does

dave DOES have a braincell and he KNOWS how to use it like the guy is smart. HOWEVER. he deliberately CHOOSES to actively ignore his smarts like if he just used the braincell for a little bit he'd know a lot of shit but like its like he just ignores that both the braincell and the knowledge on how to use it is there altogether

jade? shes the smartest. please go to her she is literally one of the most knowledgeable people here shes trustworthy

honorable mentions:

kanaya has the braincell but only in Certain Cases. you go to kanaya for certain things Only and it's up to you to figure that out

karkat? karkat has half a braincell. if you can trudge through all the shouty shit theres a half baked plan there but it's also a really Stupid half baked plan. like hes trying but. only makes it halfway

terezi? terezi doesnt seem like she has the braincell. shawty eats chalk and licks anything and everything. but she DEFINITELY HAS a braincell and uses it when she NEEDS to (like when she told john to fix the fuckin timeline.) Rezis braincell use is a SURPRISE but not an unwelcome one

(with terezi LIKE DAVE she has one and fully knows how to use it. however unlike dave instead of like deliberately avoiding using her braincell she lures people into a false sense of security by pretending she doesnt have one)

vraska has a braincell. it's there. but does she use it? thats truly the question. it's kinda a dirk situation where she has a braincell bu#t uses it stupidly. like. shes trying her best, a villain clad in blue clothes, but also. shawty what

all via mod rox

aradia may be our first case of fully knows how to use a braincell but doesnt exactly. have one? at least its not always present. she is just fuck ar0und and find 0ut :) like charcoal said. it is in the back of her mind only

sollux has a braincell and knows how to use it and fully does not want to. he just does not want to deal with it. sollux? sollux has 2 braincells same as roxy. it's his thing. UNLIKE roxy however solluxs braincells are constantly firing. he is not smart tho. they're firing but he's also like dave where he IGNORES it

solluxs braincell situation is so complex and he does not want to understand it. rose looks at him like :iamlooking: i want to psychoanalyse you. however he just wants to fuckign lay on the couch and zone out for 12 hours is that so much to ask

MOD ROX ADDITION: gamzee is no thoughts head empty however sober gamzee is FLOODED with braincells and that's why hes angry ok gnight

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sheisbeautyweareworldass · 3 years

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have you ever sat and thought about how alastair, Big Brother Himself, Who Only Likes Four People, was the one who (unprompted!) gave tom an iratze after the incident on the bridge when his sister was right there with a bleeding arm, and later on was the one to help convince charles to let tom in and helped him make the antidote while not knowing where his sister was. look me in the eye and tell me this man isn’t catching feelings

"have you ever sat and thought about how alastair-" yes. the answer to any question who starts with me thinking about alastair will probably be yes.

okay, in situation 1 i don't know how to defend alastair. i really don't. cordelia had just shown her injured arm and he didn't even take out his stele 😭. my guess? no matter how much of a overprotective older brother he is, he still a very gay one. he saw a glimpse of thomas' arm skin and every single one of his braincells started working on an idea of how to touch it. it was hot guy's well-defined biceps x young sister's bleeding arm. it was a lost battle for cordelia even before its beginning (but also - maybe alastair knew lucie would step in and thought it was better to not stand between their parabatai moment? who knows).

as for situation 2, i believe alastair was showing us he falls under the functional gay spectrum. he says it himself: knowing where cordelia is will only anger him - and he knows that having an antidote was the best thing to the shadowhunters could have atm. once he was done, he immediately went after cordelia and took care of her (pause for crying because i remembered him carrying her on his arms). knowing where cordelia was while making the antidote could've taken his mind away from the work he was doing - both because of his worry and annoyance (he wouldn't be angry at her, he only uses the word because he barks like an angry dog). it's not like... he forgot about her or anything, he just postponed the inevitable moment where he would go after her for 20 minutes working on something that could save lives (including hers, if she was hurt). situation 1 and situation 2 aren't alike imo (tho im sure alastair took advantage of every minute well-spent with thomas by his side)

i can't really look at you and say that alastair isn't catching feelings, because mama didn't raised no liar 🙏 his mind and body stopped working more than once around thomas, not to mention the moments where he went soft for him and brushed it off ("i have faith in thomas", i'm looking RIGHT at you). now we just sit and wait to see when alastair - who's very smart and in touch with his feelings - will realize what those moments mean 🥰

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