#how?

[risestarkiss]

Rise Rambling #449

You know what I think about from time to time?

Donnie didn’t just “place” trackers on his brothers. No. The trackers were placed subcutaneously.

Subcutaneous is a medical term that describes the route of administration. "Sub-" means "under" and "cutaneous" means "skin."

Therefore, a "subcutaneous tracker," by definition, is a tracker placed just under the skin.

Placing a subcutaneous tracker would require either a large/thick hypodermic needle or a scalpel to make an incision, the latter requiring a stitch or two to close the wound.

...Regardless of the method, the conclusion is the same.

At some arbitrary point, Donnie either injected a large needle into or performed minor surgery on each individual brother in order to place a tracker under their skin. …and they had no clue.

#how? #how did he pull it off? #🤔 #starkiss ramblings #rise analysis #rottmnt analysis #character analysis #Donatello Ramblings #rise don #rise donnie #rise donatello #donatello hamato #rottmnt donatello #donatello #rottmnt #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt2018 #tmnt 2k18 #tmnt 2018 #save rottmnt #unpause rottmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #save rise of the tmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

[metamorphesque]

#how? #why would you rob me of this? #kafka my beloved #franz kafka

[occudo]

Would your Magus Archives Jon wear this?

I'm sorry, but this beautiful cape belongs to a Sky Mage, Mike Crew But I'm open to outfit suggestions 👁👁

#occudo's art #tma fanart #mike crew #the magus archives au #witch!mike #ask #amazing shawl btw #like wow #how?

[loveisinthebat]

Whuh? Huh?

#Parti Coloured bat #Bats of Europe #bats of Asia #bat of the day #daily bat #bat #bats #batposting #cute bats #cute animals #LOOK #I love them #Whuh? #Huh? #How?

[radiance1]

Danny doesn't get into an accident, and he doesn't become a ghost. The portal? It does get turned on, although neither Danny, Jack, nor Maddie knew how it came to be, and nobody thought to ask Jazz because, well, she is utterly disinterested in Ghosts as a whole and everyone knew it, so why would she even be in their lab, and even more so near their portal??

Danny, along with having an affinity for space, also has one for stealing here, though he knows that it's wrong he just... loves do it. He loves the thrill that comes with taking what isn't his, and the chance at being caught in the act as well.

He got better at it than when he was younger, and it isn't like he keeps most of the stuff he steals. Well, most of it at least.

Anyways.

Danny is good at stealing, Danny likes stealing, but his family is already used to his antics, though his parents do have some kind of ghost thing going what with the portal to hell and what not, but he digresses. One day, an old family friend pops up and Danny is curious about him, interest doubling when he finds out the guy is rich.

So he steals something off the guy when they met, and he successfully stole some weird gem thing off the guy- Vlad or whatever- or at the very least, he thought he did. Because when Danny was in his room, Vlad knocked, entered (after getting his position obviously), and then said he would like his possession back.

Danny is quite surprised, but gives it back after asking how Vlad knew he stole it, Vlad just looked at him and smiled (Did his eyes just flash red?). Then said that Danny has a talent for stealing, and, well, Danny always knew he did, it was obvious really.

But hearing someone praising him for it is quite different from disappointment and lectures about why it's wrong when they find out it was him after a while.

Then he offered him a place where he could train said talent, and, well.

Danny didn't have anything better to do, really.

He didn't know what he was expecting, but actual stealth training wasn't it, nor was Vlad creating an actual goddamn museum filled with items of value with an actual security system and guards (He thinks they're robots) for him to actually try against.

This was... wildly out of Danny's depths. But again, he didn't have anything better to do. His grades did fall overtime since then, but he didn't really care much about it, it wasn't like he was some genius like Jazz, so why bother?

His friends bothered, but he just told them he was spending time with his godfather you know? Nothing bad or anything! Sam and Tucker wanted to meet him, and Danny took them along.

Vlad was a cool dude, and seemed to click well enough with Danny's friends, and much to Danny's chagrin was utterly appalled by Danny's falling grades, and told Danny to focus on his grades more, or he'll have to cut back his training to include studies.

Danny picked the latter.

A while later there's been the appearance of some ghostly hero who fought other ghosts and avoided his parents. Which is neat, he thinks. Sam was very interested in her, and Danny couldn't say he wasn't curious either.

Then that whole 'Amity Park hostile plant takeover' happened and uhhh. Sam developed plant powers and then somewhere along the line Tucker gained super intellect and then Danny is the only normal guy out of the three of them.

Well, he is a master thief in training but still.

Regrettably, Sam's parents don't like her newly developed powers, because she doesn't use it how they want her too, and Sam decided to stop using it all together, then Vlad popped in and was like "You can use your powers in this place I have prepared specifically for using powers" and told them not to question why he had such a room, because it looked pretty used and obviously not newly built.

Tucker becomes really good with tech, like, really good with it. Sam gets very powerful with her plant based powers, and Danny is kinda feeling... out of place? In his circle of friends.

He's a bit jealous, he won't lie.

So he asks Vlad if there's a way for him to get powers, and Vlad thinks on it for a bit, and says that there is but Vlad would need to run a few simulations before coming back to him.

A bit later, and Danny is taken down to Vlad's lab, Vlad asks if he's sure, Danny says yes, and then he goes under.

Then wakes up, and he has ghost powers. Although he doesn't have some of them, like intangibility, invisibility, or overshadowing (he never even knew they had that power) like normal ghosts though, but he isn't a ghost, so it made sense.

Vlad said he had to modify his body to be able to contain ectoplasm without any unnecessary risks, which is why Vlad took some time instead of doing it straight away.

Danny is stronger, more durable, more agile, stronger reflexes and stronger stamina, so Danny had to use Vlad's training room to get a proper grasp on his powers, and then his training had to be modified to suit his powers and it really good, suspiciously good.

Did Vlad have another student with superpowers before Danny? Is that why he knows how best to train Danny's powers, and also why he had a training room?

Then he completed his training, and he could finally be called a fledgling master thief! Then Vlad employed him in his service, to get some practical experience outside of Vlad's control.

First mission? To infiltrate, obtain a copy of and then wipe away any and all files in a GIW facility, Vlad asked Sam if she was willing to go with Danny, as her powers would prove useful, she agreed. Tucker is staying behind, as deploying him is much more danger than it's worth, he will be the one to hack into, copy, and wipe away the files when Danny and Sam gets to them though.

Vlad warned them, however. Because the city they're going to in one rife with crime and supervillains, so they'll have to lay low, and even lower because they don't want to catch the eyes of the night's protectors.

Which city are they going to?

Gotham City.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #dcxdp #Oh btw #Vlad isn't obsessed with Maddie here #Nor does he want Danny as his kid #Or Jazz #Jazz became a Halfa instead #How? #Shrugs #Vlad is just a rich guy who's hiding the fact that he's also a halfa #He isn't Jazz's enemy because he isn't doing anything actually nefarious and just trying to lay low because the GIW was starting to catch o #So what better place to hide than a small town? #He also isn't the mayor #He's just a guy reall #y #Anyways I have another idea in my drafts that involves everyone in Amity Park gets turned into ponies #With Danny and Vlad being alicorns becus Halfa logic Ig #But I have no idea how to DCxDP that one lol #ANYWAYS

[starwhipnspin]

you know what fuck it *turns zane into a tamagotchi*

#starsdoodles #starsfanarts #starsfanarts: ninjago #ninjago #zane ninjago #zane julien #btw i have never seen a tamagotchi irl in my entire 17 year old lifespan #really sad cuz they look fun but it is what it is #but no yeah new au dropped where everything is the exact same #apart the fact that instead of rebuilding himself zane gets stuck in a tamagotchi #how? #idk i just think its funny #(pls dont take this seriously lmao) #also should i draw a tamagotchi for each of em? #like make some inspired designs? #no cuz i think it would be fun #AND OMG I COULD MAKE IT PIXEL ART #I MISS DOING PIXEL ART #im not that good at it but who cares lol

[ghostthecryptid]

Im sorry but I just found out that the original cover art just

didnt have Sniper????? I-

#This is fucking hilarious to me #Its 4am and im laughing #because they did my mans dirty #How? #How do you do this? #tf2 #team fortress 2 #scout tf2 #sniper tf2 #pyro tf2 #engineer tf2 #medic tf2 #soldier tf2 #spy tf2 #demoman tf2 #heavy tf2 #tf2 sniper #Hes one of my favorites #love the skrunkly man

[melffen]

The way their hight and size difference evolved throughout the years

A show the last picture to my friends every time I need to make a point.

#they went from minor hight difference to very clear distance to BOY OH BOY #HOW? #like good for him but HOW???? #viktor needs to pass the work out rutine #but now that i think about it depression and alcohol might not be the best for anybody #lackadaisy #viktor vasko #mordecai heller #vikdecai #viktor x mordecai #tracy g. butler #lackadaisy cats

[chalamet-chalamet]

Oh he’s fine

#timothee chalamet #timothée chalamet #but he looks so different! #how? #because he gained two pounds? #people are doing way too much #dune part two #dune #dune part 2 #February 15 #london

[theyarebothgunshot]

nearly 3 years since despair aired and there are still people on this earth who believe with their full chests that the confession scene was platonic. even from cas' side.

#HOW? #literally how dumb can you fucking be #this is not a matter of interpertation #it was literally text #one thing he wants he knows he cant have HELLO? #is this thing on? #(i made the mistake of going through the comment section of shelleys reaction lmfao. never again love and light)

[dreamsuvivor]

I just saw someone on twitter call Ben Barnes ugly?!

THIS MAN???

UGLY??!!

Imagine being so tasteless…

#they were a Mal stan so I guess that explains the tasteless part #but still #how? #imagine being blinded by hate for a character so much that you call this georgeous man ugly #I don’t like Mal but I would never call Archie ugly #some of y’all were raised in a barn and it shows #ben barnes #the darkling #aleksander morozova #billy russo #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone netflix #shadow daddy #shadow and bone #darklina #westworld #prince caspian #general kirigan

[hungerpunch]

alfaromeostake Caption this.

#zhou guanyu #valtteri bottas #f1 #how can they expect anything but romeo + juliet caption suggestions huh? #how? #what's even happening here like. realistically. hm

[kookies2000]

Helluva Boss pilot: I have 59 million views in a span of four years.

Hazbin Hotel pilot: I have 91 million views in a span of four years!

Murder Drones pilot: I have 25 million in a year.

Lacka Daisy pilot: Well, I have 11 million in only 7 months.

The Amazeing Digital Circus pilot: Amateurs.

Everyone: What was that?

TADC: AMATEURS! *reveals 33 million views in 12 days*

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #helluva boss #hazbin hotel #murder drones #lackadaisy #independent animation #gotta love them #no hate to any other show #love them all #but I'm beyond shocked that tadc managed to surpass everyone so fast #how? #it didn't seem to be that type to get this big #but here we are #I love this show more than the others #mostly becaues sex jokes do get old to me #and while I do like dark and angsty stuff #bright colors is what catches my attention #so I can see how tadc got this huge #but hey!!! #it ain't a competition! #more animated shows we get the better #just another grand show to add to the collection

[dumblr]

How the hell you make me fall in love with you?

#quotes #personal #how? #feelings #emotions #love #in love #how you did that #thoughtful #romantic quotes #love quotes #just wondering #dumblr

[marsantiquity]

I love this silly puppet guy so damn much

#welcome home #wally darling #dude got rizz like huh??? #huh?? #how? #why? #slay darling

[undersummerstars]

You know that feeling you get when you revisit a fandom you loved years ago and get that nostalgic feeling when you read old fics or look at old fanart and remember those golden times?

And then there's the feeling you get when you come across a fandom that you missed out on or never really knew about until now and you read those old fics imagining what the golden times must have been like...

#this makes me so sad I'm bawling #2013 to 2016 feels like such an important time in any fandom #and now I'm reading fic from 2014 on 2024 and have such an intense feeling of missing something #like homesickness and fernweh mashed into one but for fandom #how? #fandom #fan #fanfiction #ao3 #about fandom #tumblr #fanart #laber tag