#i know he's a jerk but the aesthetic is good and sometimes i can like an antagonist. as a treat.

[jenoslutie]

nct reaction: how nct dream jerks off (m)

warnings: usage of toys, jerking off in the shower, edging, overstimulation, use of lubricants (mentioned: lube, lotion and spit), talking through orgasms kinda, hyuck biased cuz i cant stop thinking about him lately hehe.

a/n: big thanks to @jasminexox5 for inspiring this LMAOAO u made me feral today bestie. also big thanks to @thetypingpup @hall0ween-twn and @mrkis for helping me come up with ideas when i was stuck ily all. ENJOY PLS.

MARK

I feel like Mark would be really impatient, when he gets horny, the only thing he can think of is how bad he needs to fucking cum. Being too impatient to even take off his clothes properly, he’d pull his shorts down enough so he could take his cock out and get to work. Mark would use his own spit to lube up his cock and if he's feeling fancy he’d take out the lotion. Do expect a shit ton of groaning from Mark. He’s just so desperate to cum he jerks himself off as fast as he can, even bringing his other hand down to fondle his balls to add to the stimulation. Mark’s so fucked out that only after he finishes, he realizes he just got his shirt all stained with cum. Poor baby just wanted to cum but now he has to do laundry sooner than he'd hoped :(((

RENJUN

Renjun…he’s a pretty sight. He would be a sight to see, the way he looks so fucking pretty when he jerks off. Renjun likes neat things so he’d definitely use his own spit as lube but he also loves using lube with pretty scents. He wouldn’t be as messy but he’s so fucking hard and horny, he’s arching his back with his other hand gripping onto his pretty silk sheets. He’s fucking into his fist so fast just to finally cum. As horny as he gets, he doesn’t like to spend too much time jerking off so he tries to be fast about it. Not that it takes him long in the first place. 

JENO

When he’s horny...he’s horny. Fucking into his fist like his life depends on it. He lubes himself up like crazy, lube dripping all around his crotch, some even getting on his abs. It’s all so messy and he fucking loves it. He loves the way his cock feels sliding through the slippery mess on his hands. That man is vocal. His groans and grunts fill up the room as he nears his climax. The feeling is so overwhelming and powerful for him that he has to bite down on his hand, sometimes his pillow to keep himself from being too loud. When he cums, he comes hard. Head lolling back and jaw dropping as he paints his abs white. 

HAECHAN

God am I excited for this one… He’d like literally be sobbing while he has his lubed up cock in one hand and the other rubbing his nipples while he literally shakes from the simulation and he's so fucking loud and whiny too. Maybe he’ll even have a lil vibrator and everytime he uses it he overstimulates the fuck out of himself to the point theres cum everywhere. Staining his shirt, his sheets, his covers, everything, His cum painting his pretty tan skin. The way he'd be too fucked out to even realize that he's gonna have to clean up all his sticky mess. His legs feel weak as he catches his breath after edging and overstimulating himself for an hour. Even after he'd be so fucked out and dumb to even get up to clean up his mess so he whines about it to himself for so long while he waits for the feeling in his legs to come back. Hyuck is the messy kind. We all know he is. He doesn’t care about the aesthetics of him masturbating, he’ll use spit, he’ll use lotion (he has lots of lotion) and if no one’s home maybe he’ll sneak into someone’s room and borrow their lube. God…another thing, Hyuck would definitely talk himself through his orgasms. 

“Just a little more” He’d reassure himself in a faint whisper as he made himself cum for the nth time that night. His cock screamed from the overstimulation but he just felt too good to stop. 

JAEMIN

Jaemin... .Jaemin's an edger for sure. Much like he’d do to any girl he fucks, he likes to tease. Whether it be himself or someone else, he loves to make them want it. When he jerks off it's no different, he’d edge himself until he’s squirming and can’t take it anymore. Maybe he’d even add in a fleshlight if he’s feeling really fucking desperate. The feeling of the silicone pussy wrapped around him making him cum faster than he usually would. 

CHENLE

Chenle is one big complainer. He likes feeling good, he likes jerking off but he hates the part where he has to clean up after himself. And as much as he dislikes taking showers, he prefers to jerk off in the shower than on his bed. He’s another member who likes to be quick with it. Chenle isn’t too loud, he’s more on the quieter side and plus, the sound of the water would definitely drown out any noise he does make. I also think Chenle would use a fleshlight if he’s really feeling needy, fucking into the silicone pussy would make him cum really fucking hard but when post nut clarity hits he just stares at himself in the mirror like “Did I just do that?”

JISUNG

Jisung is probably as down bad as it gets tbh. He’s insatiable, probably jerks off multiple times a day because he made the mistake of downloading Twitter on his phone and now everytime he gets a notification he has to click on it only to be shown yet another porn link and he can’t deny that he loves it. He might even have a little bit of an obsession with jerking off but no one needed to know that right? But also due to the numerous times a day he jacks off, he’s super fucking sensitive and he can almost cum untouched but like Jaemin, he likes to torture and tease himself so he will beat his dick no matter what. He’s also very vocal :(( whimpers a lot and groans loudly especially when he brings a hand down to play with his balls. All the stimulation feels too much for him but that's what he loves most about it. 

#nct smut #nct dream smut #haechan smut #jeno smut #mark lee smut #mark smut #jaemin smut #renjun smut #jisung smut #park jisung smut #chenle smut #nct reactions #nct dream

[chuluoyi]

UNHOLY MATRIMONY — 10

✩°｡ ⋆ a death wish

- fushiguro megumi x oc/reader - oc/reader's character name is hara sena, pronouns still refer to “you” and i won’t mention it often—just for the sake of aesthetic rather than repeatedly writing "y/n"

in another life, in which fate is still screwing his life over, Fushiguro Megumi finds himself in an arranged marriage―with you.

genre/warnings: arranged marriage au, drama, angst, angst, angst, another gojo cameo (but he is being kinda insufferable?), naoya <- a warning in and of itself

notes: soon, guys, soon. not now... but naoya will meet his end soon and yeah, the end is a timeskip. next chapter would explain how :)

listen to: monster - big bang

✩°｡ ⋆ unholy matrimony (masterlist) | chapter nine : all done <- previous ✩ next -> chapter eleven : transcendent truth

A week later, true to what Naoya said, Megumi still felt like he was the biggest fool out there.

To say that he was simply heartbroken would be an understatement, because it went beyond that. Is there even a word that could adequately explain extent of this betrayal? He was utterly deceived, maneuvered like a chess pawn.

If that day hadn't unfolded as it did, how long would he have remained oblivious to this deception?

And yet, despite that, no matter how searing the pain was, Megumi apparently wasn't heartless enough to drive you out. So he chose to go instead, renting a room at the nearest motel to the headquarters.

He made a conscious effort to avoid you whenever possible—drowning himself in missions so he didn't have to see you in the workplace. And it worked, he hadn't crossed paths with you since last week. The love tucked away in the deepest corner of his heart tugged at him, urging him to at least check on how you were doing, but his wounded pride made him focus on another task at hand.

"Megumi?"

This. Kurusu Hana was calling for him.

"What is it?" he turned to her, who was standing by Tsumiki's bedside, having just finished her enchantments on her. The very least he could get after being dragged into this deceitful marriage with you was Tsumiki being released from her curse.

Hana looked at him curiously. "Are you alright? You seem out of sorts, somehow..."

The past week, all Megumi did outside his workhours was tending to Tsumiki and interacting with Hana in the hospital. After getting to know her a little more, he noticed she was a bit scatterbrained. However, she seemed like a genuinely good person and was pleasant to have around, and before he knew it, he was much more comfortable around her and not exactly holding back his words as he used to.

"Ah, no," he brushed her off. "Just thinking of some things."

"Oh..."

On her side, Hana couldn't help but notice that something seemed different about him. "Is... uh, your wife not coming?"

Megumi almost jerked in his seat. Oh, right. He realized he hadn't mentioned to her that you two weren't on speaking terms anymore. He hadn't felt the need to bring it up.

“No.”

“Uh… I don’t mean to pry, but… did you two have a fight or something?”

“I think that’s what you’d call prying, personally.”

Hana felt like her face would burst into flames out of sheer embarrassment. Come on, you like him but don’t make it that obvious.

"Sometimes talking about it helps, you know," she braved herself. No, she reasoned. She was here as a friend. Not that she was curious.

Or maybe just a bit?

Megumi eyed her sharply. "About what?"

He didn't mean to get snappy. But when you were on the brink of divorce with your wife, you were entitled to, right?

"Your problems," she asserted. "I'm saying, talking to someone can make you feel better."

"To you?"

Hana gulped. "Yeah."

It had been daunting enough to know that he was married. Nothing could be worse than that―certainly not saying that he could rant to her.

Megumi didn't want to have his problem out in the open, much less to someone who was more like a stranger like Hana was. But he had no one to turn to... and truth to be told, he was still in an internal debate with himself regarding everything―what his life had come to.

He scoffed. "Highly doubt it."

"It does! Look, I'm going to start first―"

She then proceeded to ramble about how her landlady was an annoying woman who kept adding extra charges. Her expressions shifted so frequently that it became almost comical.

She was kind of like you, in a way―the expressiveness.

Then again, maybe not really. Evidently, you managed to fool him completely and fully, you were hiding something behind that crafted cheerfulness you showed to him.

"―and haaah! Now I feel much better!" she remarked with a wide smile and twinkling eyes. "See? It's harmless! I won't divulge it to anyone, I promise!"

"Are you an idiot?" Megumi deadpanned, and Hana merely chuckled, abashed at how much she'd gotten worked up over it.

Megumi didn't have much to say, however. He was just grappling with numerous thoughts, and now he started wondering if having someone to listen might offer some relief, even a little. "How would you feel if someone very close to you lied to you?"

"Huh? Someone... close?" Hana was clearly caught off guard. And when he nodded, she tilted her head to the side, seemingly choosing her words carefully. "I'd be upset, of course."

"Would you forgive them?"

"That's a tricky question... I think it depends?"

"On what?"

Hana blinked in confusion. What had happened to Megumi that he pulled this... sad―almost desperate―expression? Who exactly did he want to forgive?

"I'm not an expert on this but..."

At that moment, she had an epiphany―could it be... you?

"If it's truly something that's so unforgivable, then I suppose... no," she decided then, albeit warily, gauging Megumi's reaction. "There's just a limit to what someone can forgive."

"Hmm... A limit, huh?"

Certainly, she wasn't expecting any reaction that would give him away, and Hana wasn't someone who would take an advantage out of someone who was fighting with his wife, anyway. But still, if it was you that he had in mind, then she was... genuinely curious.

Meanwhile, Megumi was left with even more thoughts than before. Thoughts about the whole shit of the ordeal, and you, among everything else. And he thought, he had his answer then.

He still didn't find it in himself to.

You hadn't seen Megumi ever since that day.

You knew he was intentionally avoiding you, given that his work desk in headquarters was always empty whenever you clocked in. And you weren't actively seeking him out either―seeing him would only make you feel shame all over, so no, you were fine with how it was.

It still hurt, but it was more bearable these days.

"Sena-san, are you sure you're alright?" Nobara asked you after both of you finished your mission. You two weren't exactly close, but from a handful of times you were paired with her for missions, you got the gist that she was a fun person.

Glancing at your bandaged arm―an aftermath from your mission earlier, you casually shrugged and remarked, "Oh, this? It's just a scratch, nothing serious."

"Really, Fushiguro should take better care of you," she grumbled. "Why is he still letting his wife taking missions? If I were him, I'd forbid you from this line of work altogether."

Thump!

Your heart squeezed at the mention of Megumi's name, realizing that no one here knew your recent unfortunate circumstances yet. Megumi hadn't told anyone―he was not the type to, to be exact.

"How is he? Is he doing okay?" you looked down, deliberately not meeting Nobara's eyes, because you weren't sure if you would be able to keep this "I'm fine" facade if you look at her in the face while talking about Megumi.

"Hmm? In missions, you mean? Yeah, as always," she blurted nonchalantly. "He's skillful. His talent is enough to bail him out of anything."

Talent. Ha. Now you understand a fraction of what Megumi must have felt, being reduced to just his gift from the so-called Zen'in bloodline.

You let out a sigh, blinking the mist in your eyes away. "Does he get hurt often?"

"Bah. Getting hurt is nothing new. If you ask me, I think he and Itadori just love to race each other to rack up the most bruises, actually."

A frown etched itself across your forehead. "That's not good..."

"Boys will be boys, I suppose. Don't worry too much!" Nobara said with a light chuckle. "I hate to admit it, but Fushiguro knows how to take care of himself far better than anyone here does. You have nothing to worry about."

That gave you some relief. He was fine. And he will be.

"Nobara-san, please keep an eye out for him, yeah?" you muttered with a repressed smile. Keeping tears at bay was tough, but you were determined to stay cool. "I can't always be around for him. He may not seem like it, but someone has to watch over him so he won't overdo himself."

Nobara blinked, obviously taken aback by your simple, heartfelt plea, but she quickly collected herself and barked a laugh. "Leave it to me, Sena-san! I know how to keep those troublemakers by the leash!"

With everything taken care of, you parted ways. Just before heading back to Megumi's apartment―really, one of these days, you were going to move out too because how could you still hog his place?―you found a mail on your desk. A brown, neat envelope.

Driven by curiosity, you swiftly tore it open, only to feel your heart sink to the lowest abyss as you read heading of the pristine paper.

Notice of Divorce by Agreement.

Suddenly, your vision blurred, and you grasped onto the desk, causing the papers to scatter to the floor. A choked whimper escaped your lips, and then it turned into a fit of sobs.

Of course. Of course. Why didn't you expect this? Both of you had to come to a resolution eventually. You couldn't be in a stalemate with Megumi forever―not quite willing to end the marriage but also not entirely wanting to continue it.

And this is how it ends.

A part of you died when you scanned Megumi's formal name and signature, as well as the witness―Kurusu Hana. For fuck's sake. Who was that again? How did the witness to your divorce be someone you never knew?

Suddenly you felt anger coursing through your veins. How was this your life? You never wanted to be embroiled in this shit in the first place. You never wanted to be born in Hara clan in the first place. You never wanted to drag a stranger to your mess in the first place.

And yet you did. And yet you lost everything all the same. You poor mother, how was it fair that she had to pay the price first and now, you too?

...okay, who were you kidding? You had to pay the price because you instigated everything. But still, you couldn't help the pain tearing your chest, the fervent hope that Megumi might understand, the longing that he wouldn't abandon you just like that. Because if the positions were reversed, you would definitely hear him out first.

Alas, fate just didn't favor you. When did it ever, really?

. . .

Oh, the curse breaker.

You finally remembered, right after you furiously scrawled your name and signature on that scrap of paper.

"I'm just saying, if you're going to make her even more miserable, then you should just get a divorce."

It was what Gojo Satoru told him when he somehow got a hold of him and forced his way inside his hostel yesterday.

In a daze, Megumi managed to get hold of the divorce papers and left them on your desk. He knew it wasn't the best move—just as forging someone else's signature wasn't either. But his conversation with Gojo had stirred up a storm of emotions, especially a sense of righteous anger.

"How could you, Gojo-sensei?" he demanded as soon as his mentor stepped into his space, feeling a surge of betrayal coursing through his veins. "What more do you want from me? Is toying with me not enough for you?"

"Megumi," the Six Eyes user began, and unlike all other instances in which he was trying to be funny, now he looked as serious as he could be. "First of all, I apologize for—"

"That means nothing," he bitterly spat. "You have scarred me for life. You and Sena both."

Gojo let out a resigned sigh. "Fair point, but now that we have come to this, you deserve the truth."

And then Megumi heard it all. About how you had no one to turn to, how you came to him to stage everything, how he agreed, and how you dragged Zen'in Ogi into your plans too.

By the end of it all, he was furious. Even more than before.

"You... absolute bastard," Megumi hissed through gritted teeth, glaring squarely at Gojo.

"Yeah, I might be, but you know what, Megumi?" Gojo dauntingly challenged, his eyes gleaming and unwavering with intensity. "For the record, I really thought you could do it."

"Do what?" At this point, he just wanted to rage and not think of anything else, because for the life of him, he couldn't fathom what Gojo Satoru might expect from him or what he himself was capable of doing.

"Taking the Zen'ins to your hands. You have the capability to do so. And with Sena too, she knows what she is doing."

"Is—" Megumi couldn't believe it one bit, the very shit coming from his mouth just now. "Is that kind of reasoning supposed to make me able to forgive you? If you really think so, then get the fuck off!"

He hated it. He hated how he made it sound as if you were just as complicit in this as he was. Even when that was the truth.

"No. Your anger is justified," Gojo stated sharply. "But if you look at it differently, it's actually my acknowledgement of you. Of your strength. All the terrible things you've faced, they hold significance, and reclaiming what's yours from the Zen'in would be the ultimate embodiment of it."

"Don't patronize me! You don't get to fucking choose what I should do! And what's more—I don't need your fucking acknowledgement!"

How arrogant could someone possibly be? Megumi recognized Gojo Satoru as an unparalleled individual, but who did he think he was that he could play with another's fates? A god?

"You may take it however way you wish," Gojo blurted indifferently, seemingly having enough of this too, as he also knew better than anyone that changing Megumi's mind would be a tall order. "And now, what happens?" he scoffed, changing the subject, throwing a glance at the shabby room of his current place to stay. "What do you plant to do now? What about Sena?"

"That's not your business whatsoever—"

"I'm just saying, if you're going to make her even more miserable, then you should just get a divorce."

That was what drove him to do just that. First, the very mention that you might be miserable did something to him, and then second, the feeling of utter betrayal. Maybe cutting you off would make all of this better, somehow.

But now, as Megumi sank on his uncomfortable bed in this cramped space, he had the time to think over Gojo's words in a calmer state of mind. True, what you did was beyond appalling—but it wasn't as if you truly wanted to manipulate him either. You weren't in an ideal situation either, and now, you were just as miserable as he was.

How are you? Have you been eating well? You tend to skip meals when you're upset, and that could take a toll on your health. It reminded him of the time you went on an eating strike before.

"Haah," he grounded out, pulling an arm over his eyes, willing his headache away. How was it that even though you had betrayed him this bad, he was still worried about you?

Two weeks later October 31 Zen'in estate

It is only a matter of time, really.

Naoya could scarcely believe that it had come to this. How his home had shattered in the most grotesque way possible. Brought by his own hands, no less.

But Ogi should have expected it when he insisted on that Fushiguro bastard to keep being in the next line of succession. He should have known that Naoya, the true heir, would have his head.

He had left his daughter with a pretty sound message too. For whoever in his accursed clan still wanted to defy his claim, they were welcome to do so... but only if they were ready to face him and settle it in blood.

As he dawdled inside the barrier that had been pulled down for his supposed duel with Fushiguro Megumi, Naoya mused to himself.

What was taking him so long?

(It just didn't register in his deluded mind that Megumi might have deserted him altogether. He thought everyone and anyone, without a doubt, coveted the position like he was)

Still grumbling to himself, Naoya suddenly noticed a silhouette slipping through the dark curtain, which promptly sealed shut. The curtain was specifically designed for this deadly showdown—it wouldn't dissolve until only one victor remained standing.

Naoya barked a scoff, whirling to face his fated match. "You surely took your sweet time—"

But then his eyes widened as he recognized who stood before him, and then he doubled over in maniacal laughter.

"Hah—ah—what sort of joke is this?" he managed to utter between wheezes, shaking his head in disbelief. "Are you out of your mind? Have you completely lost it?!"

A level-headed gaze met his, and Naoya was convinced, this was indeed his day to win.

"Hara Sena— do you really wish to die?!"

✩°｡ ⋆ next -> chapter eleven : transcendent truth

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[nor-4]

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Woke up feeling like i want to write colby headcannon

Pairings - Colby Brock ft. Reader

He wanted a private relationship but he can't due to his social media consumption. He wants to post everything about you especially on his ig, he doesn't even tag you. But he made your appearance on the photo using captions, it's either he says something related to you or he use the emoji that describes you.

Like i said he wanted private relationship but he's so talkative he just can't shut his mouth. He often shows off the things you own that he stole on the video.

He purposely shows your things on his room. It's like hinting people that both of you are together knowing damn well the whole world knows it.

Colby is your own personal paparazzi. He has a whole photo album full of your photos, it can be stolen, cute moments with you.

He don't smoke infront of you. That's it. He can be a jerk sometimes but come on he still have respect, he only smokes when he has your permission.

Seeing both of your aesthetics mix together makes him feral. He often ask you out for shopping like this man is begging, he wanted a matchy outfit with you but with different colors.

He doesn't want to drag you to those creepy shits he do. But sam often begs for you to do it with them, he didn't have any choice but to agree when you approved with Sam's idea.

Colby is your own scary dog privilege. This man looks like he would bite every one he sees. You know what that's a good thing cause you can walk freely, like you can hang out in the middle of the night with this man.

You hate the fact that him and sam has a whole demon up their asses every month, so you guys have to deal with it everytime.

#colby brock x reader #sam and colby #colby brock #colby brock fanfic #sam and colby x reader #colby brock x you #colby brock fluff

[comicaurora]

When did you decide on introducing Falst as a fakeout villain? in my head it's such an ingrained part of the arc but I have to imagine his intro wasn't always like that.

It wasn't! In the very earliest version of the story, aka the loose pre-scripting nebulous idea for how to get him in with the group, it was a pretty simple scenario where Falst was victimized by some bad guys and the gang helped him out, validated his existence, etc. It was functional for what it needed to accomplish - getting him in as a Main Character - but it had a lot of problems, namely that he had no agency in any of it.

I realized as I got closer to introducing him that Falst had a characteristic that none of the other protagonists had: he was rough. Erin isn't nice like Kendal and Alinua, but he's not going to go out of his way to purposefully hurt anyone who hasn't hurt him first. Erin can be rude and thoughtless, but he likes explaining things, and that does a lot to smooth over potential miscommunication. Falst isn't like that. Despite suffering deeply from loneliness, Falst is not good at making himself palatable for other people, and for the most part doesn't want to, in part because he shouldn't have to. It took a lot of bad stuff to grind him down to the point of seriously contemplating turning himself human to make it stop, and even then, he typically responds to antagonism by hitting back twice as hard, not making himself more inoffensive in the hopes of making it stop. In the trifecta of fight-flight-freeze, he defaults to fight, and he has a lot of reasons to wall off every conceivable vulnerability and snap out at people instead of giving them an in-road to hurting him by being nice to them. This makes him incredibly vulnerable to conflict and miscommunication plotlines because he will never explain himself if he thinks he has any other more combative option available, and that makes it very easy to turn people against him if they aren't willing to reach out and potentially take a hit trying to close that gap.

What I like most about writing Falst is that none of this makes him a monster, and none of it makes him unworthy of chances, love or understanding. He's a ball of sharp corners and he hurts people, and he's very easily framed as an antagonist because of that. And framing him opposite a kind, soft-spoken, eloquent, handsome small town doctor makes it easier to see him as a villain. And the fact that the doctor is actually a manipulative villain doesn't undo any of the stuff Falst did during their initial encounter when they didn't know each other and he made his introduction by robbing the party and lightly maiming Kendal. Falst is not perfectly nice, and it doesn't take much to get him to be actively mean or unnecessarily defensive. It is easy to convince characters and an audience that a character like that is a Problem, because if he weren't a Problem he would be nice and non-confrontational and conventionally attractive. Undercutting aesthetic morality is always fun, and sometimes you just gotta judge a character by their actions and conclude that they might not be good at making you like them but they're not actually doing anything all that bad.

Falst is kind of a jerk. He also has a lot of qualities that are not jerk traits. Falst found people who like him, and the fact that he's a jerk doesn't contradict that. We're all jerks sometimes, and we all tank hits from our friends being jerks sometimes. Falst is at his most interesting when I let him be emotional, hostile and imperfect, and I think it's nice to give him people that love him without undercutting the things that make him believe he's unlovable.

#asks #aurora

[eggroll-sama]

Record of Ragnarok: Ideal s/o Headcanons

Female!reader

Warning: suggestive, mention of sex

Poseidon

Poseidon will want someone that will aesthetically compliment his looks and reputation. In other words, he’d like someone that is beautiful, but not as beautiful as him. Specifically, he doesn’t really have a preference. You just need to have nice teeth, kept hair, glowing and unblemished skin, a symmetrical face, and on and on and on. Just don’t be more beautiful than him, thank you.

Personality wise, he’d like someone that is feminine, intelligent and regal.

You can be dominant and arrogant with others, just don’t be when you’re with him. It’ll tarnish his reputation as a strong and fearsome god. Also if you are a virgin he would like that. It would boost his ego to know he has the privilege to be the only one to be with you.

He wants you to be intelligent and to be well versed in history, mathematics, language, and the sciences. He’s more traditional and emphasizes more importance on book smarts than street smarts. Also, if you’re really good at debating and holding your own in an argument, he’d find it very attractive. For example, if during a godly meeting you were to stand your own on a stance against another god, he’d be so smug and in love with you. He wouldn’t show it on his face, but once you get back to the castle he would pin you against the wall and make out with you, growling under his breathe about how it was your fault for making him this way.

Not Ideal: dumb, domineering, scheming :)

More characters under the cut!

Thor

Loki sometimes badgers him about his ideal s/o. He wouldn’t answer him -much to his cousin's chagrin- but in his mind his love would have long dark hair and a nice smile.

Personality wise, he’d like someone that is strong. In any type of sense. He would prefer a more physically strong lover, but it is not a requirement. He emphasizes the most on a strong mentality. He believes no matter how muscular or large you are, without a strong soul you are weak. He understands the hardships of being the lover of a god; they’d have to have the mental strength to overcome difficulties of being in that position.

Also, he’d prefer if you are extroverted. He struggles with talking or giving an opinion, so someone that can enhance communication will be great. Of course he’s a really observant god, but observing can take him only so far; a person that is willing to talk to him about everyday things or their problems will make him happy (though he doesn’t show it).

Not Ideal: secretive, complainer, weak-minded

Loki

I know he’s literally a shapeshifting god and he transformed into some pretty ugly things in the past, but he still has preferences in terms of looks. If you like piercings and tattoos he’d be very interested in you since he has several of his own. He also finds the grunge/goth look attractive. He loves beauty marks on his partner. But he’d hide that and tease you about them like a jerk. Also, the guy is a sucker for chubby cheeks. He’d be touching them every chance he gets. You feel like a stress ball sometimes.

He wants a partner in crime to pull pranks with and on. Someone that is creative, funny, and a tease. His family is literally full of straight faces; he wants someone that will laugh with him and talk with him about nonsensical ideas. A naturally curious person that will indulge in various ideas and hypotheticals will be perfect for him.

There needs to be something about you that is interesting. It could be intelligence, physical/mental strength, your way of thinking, how you dress, etc. Something that sets you apart from other people. If you are just a normal, everyday individual, he probably won’t give you a second glance. And no, being like the “quirky” girls on TikTok does not count.

Not Ideal: too quiet, serious, bland

Lu Bu

He’s drinking with his soldiers and they ask him in a drunk haze what his “ideal lover” would be. Lu Bu is honest and tells them he’s not interested in commiting to a relationship. He’s not going to date someone when he has the goal of being the strongest. He has one night stands to vent his frustrations and quench his boredom, but that’s the limit. He also deems it very unlikely for him to find love in this time period. Not that he really cares about those sort of things. Doesn’t really believe in true love either.

But low and behold, Lu Bu’s trustworthy strategist, Chen Gong, has spent many a night thinking about this very same topic. He’s deduced from observing his general’s personality and every day interactions that Lu Bu would be best compatible with a strong-minded, caring woman. He needs someone that can rile him up in all sorts of ways. Somehow, a woman that can make a smart remark every once in a while would be a nice change. Someone that has the courage to talk to him. His general hasn’t met a woman who sticks around after seeing his ferocity on the battlefield.

Chen Gong believes they have to be caring. Lu Bu is surrounded by bloodshed and war everyday. He feels that what his general needs the most in a partner is someone that is supportive and will let Lu Bu be vulnerable. Someone that will let Lu Bu relax after a long fought battle. Someone that will treat him like a human than worship or envy his strength.

(Chen Gong doesn’t know this, but Lu Bu finds it attractive when women eat a lot)

Not ideal (according to Chen Gong): cowardly, weak-minded, apathetic

Adam

He doesn’t care about looks. He’s the father of humanity, he loves every single type of person: tall or short, hairy or thin hair, big boobs no boobs, etc.

Ideally, Adam wants someone who has a motherly aura and has a kind and selfless heart. Someone who’s gentle and has a nurturing heart. Someone who shows gratitude and appreciation for what they are given.

Although he’s strong, he wants to be with a person that he can trust and rely on. Someone he can be vulnerable with. It will take time for him to warm up to you. He’d have to be sure that you are a good person and will confess to you once he’s gotten to know you for a long time.

Adam also likes to tease and play around sometimes behind closed doors, so he’d like it if you aren’t the most easily-offended person. He’d feel awful if he’s just lightly teasing you and you make a big deal out of it and ignore him.

Not ideal: self-centered, overreactor, untrustworthy

Sasaki

Like Lubu he strives for strength, but is more open to the idea of a relationship. When he was still alive, he’d daydream about having a lover beside him. They’d have the prettiest smile, and skin as smooth as the softened glass shards by the ocean shores. Somebody who’d accompany him on his journey, perhaps. Someone who possessed a voice of wisdom because he knows he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

Although he’d occasionally feel lonely camping alone in the forest, it really wasn’t on his to-do list to find a lover. He felt that the perfect person is the one who will see him for who he is and love him for it no matter what.

They need to be independent. Somebody that wouldn’t mind a long distance relationship. His travels might take 1-2 months, or maybe 6 months. He would occasionally show up at your house unannounced with a gift from his travels. If you try convince him to stay, he’d feel really guilty and might break up with you because you deserve somebody that doesn’t stress you out. But if you’re up for it, he wouldn’t mind taking you with him!

Not ideal: dependent, stability > taking risks

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #shuumatsu no walkure #record of ragnarok adam #record of ragnarok thor #ror #record of ragnarok poseidon #record of ragnarok loki #record of ragnarok lubu #record of ragnarok headcanons #record of ragnarok sasaki #ror adam x reader #ror sasaki headcanons #ror loki headcanons #ror thor x reader #ror sasaki kojiro #ror x reader

[wordstome]

your brain holds so many scrumptious thoughts and ideas I absolutely adore reading anything you have to say.

that being said, König and his relationship to god and religion, discuss plz

hold for a second.

I'm standing outside your house with a baseball bat, because what do you MEANNNNNN dumb shit. I won't have you speak that way about these ideas that I like so much!!!

Alright then rolls sleeves let's get into it.

To be totally honest with you, Alexander (my König) just doesn't really think about religion at all. He grew up Catholic, but his family was never really that devout, so to him being Catholic is just something he puts down when forms ask him for religious affiliation. However, since I love some good religious guilt in my men, let's crank his Catholicism up to max.

...sorry, I got distracted by the idea of König in a preacher's collar. Can you imagine a little König in a Catholic schoolboy uniform? Ahhhhhhhhh the aesthetic of Catholicism. So much better than the actual religion. Anyway, do you remember that post "this character believes himself abandoned by God?" I think that's the essence of König's relationship with God. I don't know if you guys remember, but being a kid/teen SUCKS, y'all. I can easily see König going through childhood bullying and adopting a "if God exists, he will have to answer to me" attitude. Later in life I can absolutely see this merging with his anxiety coping mechanism, which is his emphasized confidence and arrogance. I don't think he develops a god complex necessarily, but something adjacent to it. It's actually quite well described in @kaiasdevotion's fic Break My Mind, specifically in chapter 6:

"Frankly, it makes no sense to him. He's killed many, butchered plenty, and murdered countless. Most die quietly, and some die bravely. One bunch dies with honor, a fucking joke of duty they pretend to hold onto. The other bunch, however, dies praying. To a god, to a higher power, to whoever strained voices can reach. But why? Why ask for mercy? Who are you asking? God? But it's him that's holding the weapon, is it not? Is it not König who has burning metal pushed down a bleeding tongue?"

(Kaia, you're brilliant.)

König definitely thinks faith is wasted on God, but true to his upbringing and his anxiety, he has a bad, bad, sense of Catholic guilt. If he felt like a dirty old pervert jerking off to your panties before, he feels even worse about it when his Catholic guilt kicks in. He's kind of absorbed a lot of those ideals about purity and sin, but rather than him caring about his own immortal soul or whatever (he's already done enough shit to constitute being sent to hell, and honestly, sometimes he thinks he's already in hell, so who gives a shit?) he worries about tainting you. As if his own existence in proximity to yours, his unquenchable hunger for your touch will corrupt your very being. He definitely beats himself up for that, but he's also got that demon in him, so it's certainly not going to stop him if you reciprocate.

And speaking of you, I can very easily see König doing the whole Hozier thing where his lover becomes his god. He will worship you, pray to you, and devote his life to you if you let him. The Take Me to Church parallels are obvious: "The only heaven I'll be sent to is when I'm alone with you [...] I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies // I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife // Offer me that deathless death // good God let me give you my life" I think König eventually detaches sinfulness from sexuality, and in fact associates it with virtue. The act of pleasuring his partner is like worship. And it’s a lot more fun than Mass, that’s for sure.

That serves as our segue into Foreigner’s God. Especially observant OGs may have noticed that I used some lyrics from Foreigner’s God as the title of a chapter of Shrike, because it just fit so well. But Foreigner’s God is sooo König (honestly reminds me of @kneelingshadowsalome Fatum Nos Iungebit König)

“She moved with shameless wonder // The perfect creature rarely seen” is just the way König thinks of his lover, very reverent. “Wondering who I copy // Mustering some tender charm” I do think König can and does learn to be charming, but it’s definitely something he learns with age and experience, and it’s still easy for him to be caught off guard and become awkward again when talking to a lady. This is kind of emblematic of his insecurities regarding the way he talks to people.

“She feels no control of her body // She feels no safety in my arms” You could take this line down a very dark yandere path, but for a softer König I tend to interpret it as projecting his own anxiety onto his lover: he’s always going to be some big, (sometimes far older) pervert who doesn’t know how to act or put them at ease with words. He worries that when his lover is with him, it’s always because he’s forced them in some way, and they don’t truly like him or feel safe with him.

“I've no language left to say it // But all I do is quake to her // Breaking if I try convey it // The broken love I make to her” sort of a continuation of both of the above. He finds himself awkward and stoic and not charming at all, but he loves his partner, and he thinks the easiest way for him to convey that is making love to them. Which admittedly he tends to be good at, if not with experience then sheer dedication (his size doesn’t hurt of course).

“Screaming the name of a foreigner’s god” While of course this works for a lover who isn’t Austrian/doesn’t speak German, I think König has definitely felt like a perpetual foreigner, othered by society at several points in his life. His lover is his god. He may be unworthy of them, but he will always be devoted. That’s his own sort of religious fanaticism. It’s like this quote by John Keats, which serves as my tl;dr for this entire post tbh:

“I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion—

I have shuddered at it,

I shudder no more.

I could be martyred for my religion.

Love is my religion

and I could die for that.

I could die for you.”

and that’s Königcore as hell.

#thanks for giving me an opportunity to truly go off my rocker writing #i love writing essays about my little fictional men :) #melancholic-thing #könig #konig #könig cod #konig cod #cod #call of duty #cod mw2 #mw2 #answered #könig headcanons

[an-architect-of-words]

My head is hurting after Secret History inner ramblings.

I think the one thing that’s difficult about this book is that EVERYTHING is a little true and a little false at the same time? It’s weird because sometimes I go to make a statement on something or post a thought, and I just can’t get the nuance right ever. All my opinions have a bit of a “but here’s where that thought ends” aspect to them. Here’s what I mean:

1. Henry and Camilla: I think someone kind of disliked something I said once when I said I was skeptical about Henry’s relationship with Camilla. And I tbh had strongly worded my thoughts. But here’s the deal. Henry, based on what we know of him, likely doesn’t have a good concept of love. And Camilla feels safe with Henry. Due to this, I think Henry views Camilla as something to protect. He sees her as aesthetic and wants to pursue her because he has clearly been taught by Julian and his own long history with many books and few human interactions that what’s important is what is ethereal and arcane and pretty. Camilla is going through a lot with Charles and she knows all the other guys are, in varying ways, terrified of Henry. Bunny was a jerk but his obsessive attitude toward Henry was indicative of his fear and his needing to know what Henry is up to, an attitude which makes increasing sense as the novel progresses. Richard has slips about Henry all the time but the most memorable to me is when he almost says “What if it’s Henry” instead of “What if it’s the cops?” when Charles knocks. Charles is so blatantly frightened of Henry and for good reason: Charles never seemed to want to kill Bunny, was was pulled into the murder (but it was still his choice), not taken seriously when he tried to lament Bunny, and then put into a situation where he had to just keep talking about it while minding his every word. Then there were strong indications Henry was trying to kill him. Camilla isn’t dumb. I’m sure she sees things that the guys see. She’s certainly disturbed when Henry made her douse herself in pig blood. But she allows Henry to have what he wants so she can be safe. 

Now, I don’t even think Camilla is wrong to make this choice. In fact, Richard’s attitude towards her decision was uncalled for. That said, we now have a relationship built on a man who is buried in fanciful ideas about things and a woman who is fully aware of everything wrong with him and just goes with it because she’s scared. But it’s weird because saying that this relationship is entirely destructive isn’t perfectly true either. It’s true for the above reasons. But I also see Henry and Camilla do having some semblance of a positive relationship too. He does treat her kindly and, whatever the reason, he does help her when she’s struggling with Charles. We’ve seen signs of Henry looking out for Camilla throughout the whole book. And, you know what? We even get tiny indications that she really believes in some of his nonsense. But, by the end of the novel, I was so skeptical of anything Henry did and so wary of how emotionless he’d gotten that I couldn’t really believe he wouldn’t ever hurt her (my goodness, this guy could read some ancient myth arguing that some random, toxic action is somehow akin to love and he’d take it seriously). But bottom line is that this isn’t an easy thing for me to voice my opinion on without immediately disagreeing with my own wording. 

2. Francis being untruthful about Charles. When I say Francis’s story about Charles isn’t correct, I mean that there are indications Francis is twisting facts. I’m saying it makes too much sense that he bore blame too, based on what we know of Francis. But what I’m not saying is that he spoke nothing but lies. This book is about illusions and things hidden in plain sight. Francis saying that Charles and Camilla being pretty makes it hard to see that they aren’t good does ring very true. It’s similar to Richard’s statement that he has a tendency to view interesting people as good (he says this about Julian). I do believe Francis when he says that Charles, even Camilla in a more subtle or different way, is jealous and manipulative— and the twins have been that way for a long time. We can pick that up ourselves throughout the novel. And he’s probably right that the bacchanal brought the worst of it to light. He definitely tries to tell Richard about something awful Charles did that night and can’t bring himself to. 

That said, Francis is also clearly framed as being illusionary himself. He’s compared twice to a fox in this scene. His reason for why Charles won’t admit to having been with him is flimsy. It’s an odd understanding of Charles who won’t speak of his drinking when personal details aren’t involved. And alcohol was involved every time Francis and Charles hooked up (in the story about the first time it happened, when they left Richard’s room, and at the funeral). Francis even admits that was a driving factor in their relationship. At the Corcorans’, we also see Charles say Francis attempted to coerce him into something only for Francis to cut him off. So it’s just that, knowing alcohol was involved, knowing Francis has tried to take advantage of an inebriated Richard, and knowing that he’s trying to cover up truths… it just doesn’t give us a picture of a Francis who was entirely innocent in the matter and who didn’t at all take advantage of his friend. 

A few things can exist at once because I think Francis’s big deal is being something of a doormat. He balks in the face of anything scary from doctor visits to certain social interactions; he goes along with others. He can be sharp-tongued and he does have strong desires, but he is often scared back into place. He clearly wants something with Richard (he goes for it twice) but won’t attempt to push when Richard is lucid. He asks permission, is denied, and accepts it (good!). But when Richard is vulnerable, Francis is more aggressive (fair point to Francis: this is not all the time. He’s seen Richard drunk and sleeping and been normal about it). Francis does get pushed back into place by Charles as well. Camilla states this when she tells Richard why she can’t move in with Francis rather than Henry. We also see Francis mock Richard’s speech patterns then immediately become really meek and apologetic when he sees that Richard is actually angry. And I’m kind of wondering if Francis knew all about Henry potentially setting up Richard and kept his mouth shut while Charles perhaps attempted to save Richard by taking him to the bar the night the police came. I say this because Charles says he knows Francis would betray him to Henry. And this moment seems more that just drunken rambles, based on Francis’s reaction. Francis’s suicide note even apologizes for NOT doing things. This fear does seem likely to cause him to merely take advantage of people when they’re vulnerable, to push until bitten back. (By the way, I think the alcohol he has during the funeral bathroom moment was purchased by Charles when he went out since it was in the glove compartment? The rest is vague but, to me, Francis is taking advantage of a weakness. To be honest, I like to think even Francis realized this. He payed Charles’s rehab bill. I think he knew that, in encouraging the drinking or, at least not stopping it, that he’d failed Charles— and Camilla who was directly affected.) 

This is a lot of things. So I think me having moments of “OK FRANCIS WAS CLEARLY MANIPULATIVE HERE” is not the same as me saying he was totally wrong. Just like me saying he’s likely right about Charles is not me saying Charles wasn’t a vulnerable and mistreated party too. 

3. Bunny being more morally aware than others. This one is the TRICKIEST. Because Bunny is really bad too. He’s such an awful friend. But my big-hard-to-capture-thought is that I do not believe Henry when he says Bunny’s reaction to the farmer-slaying was purely feelings of being left out. And I think Bunny was aware of and disturbed by the things going on in the group in a way the others largely weren’t. Richard says Bunny was a bloodhound for insecurities and that’s true. But I also got the sense that he was actually seeing his friends flaws and going, in some deep part of himself, “wait, this is really bad.” Julian mistakes Bunny’s behavior for a possible religious conversion. I think that’s very close— it was a moral crisis, I believe. But Julian is onto the same principle which doesn’t align with what Henry said (that it wasn’t at all moral). Furthermore, I think Henry (and Francis) was wrong about Bunny’s feelings of jealousy and hatred towards Richard. Again, this line between partially true and partially false is light because maybe Henry did note real feelings of inferiority (Bunny did harass Richard despite him not being at the bacchanal and there’s that mean moment where he tells Charles to give Richard a drink without washing the cup). But this is all thrown in to question with Bunny’s letter to Julian which doesn’t mention Richard at all. I just wonder if Bunny, despite all his rampant -isms and blatant mistreatment of his friends, was the first to wake up. And he was killed for it. Similarly, Charles starts to wake up in ways. He, in the midst of all his own crimes, was getting impacted by having helped take a life. And Henry’s reaction repeated itself; he went to silence this person who, within all his madness, was right about something. AND YET AGAIN. This is only true in some manners because Henry was also thinking of Camilla.

Revisiting my whole thesis: It’s like anything I could possibly say about this book has limits and other considerations. Many things are true to a point and false at a level. So I look back at every post I make and am like “well I still think I was right, but I wish I could shine a flashlight on every little detail and exception.” I just want to be fair about everything all the time!

#my legacy will be my TSH word vomits #geez I talk a lot #this was written for my own brain to stop spinning tbh #I love every character in this book #I hate every character in this book #I am filled with compassion #i am filled with utter disgust #the secret history #the secret history theory #richard papen #henry winter #bunny corcoran #camilla macaulay #francis abernathy #charles macaulay #julian morrow #Donna Tartt

[invaderzia1]

MITSUYA TAKASHI NSFW ALPHABET

a - aftercare

best aftercare, such a sweet heart. will help clean you up, run a bath, pour you what ever drink you want, give you a massage. Legit loves to make you feel like a queen.

b- body part

loves ur hands and ur eyes. idk why but something about your soft hands touching his body gets him going, loves to see you holding his cock in them. and loves to see you sucking his cock and looking up at him with your eyes. or when he’s eating you out and he looks up to see you watching him.

c - cum

i think he has runny cum, very liquidy. probably tastes really good cuz he takes care of himself. loves to cum on your face and tits/chest. aesthetically loves it on your face.

d - dirty secret

one time, he was so worked up eating you out, he ended up cumming just from the eating your pussy. luckily you didn’t notice and he never said a word of it. just kinda kept eating you out until he was ready again.

e - experience

I’d say he’s pretty experienced, he’s had a few partners and hook ups before, less than 10 but more than 4. definitely knows what he’s doing.

f - favorite position

missionary and the one where he’s standing and you are laying down are his favorite. loves having you on your back for him.

g - goofy?

he can be, not a full blown jokester but he’s confident enough in himself to not let it ruin the mood when something funny happens.

h - hair

very well groomed, doesn’t like going completely nude but has done it before. usually just a very well trimmed short patch of black hair.

i - intimacy

if you think he’s anything but romantic then you are lying. would 10000% lay rose petals on the bed for you if he could. lights candles and has a smooth r&b playlist for sex. always treats you respectfully and like a queen.

j - jack off

if he’s home alone for a while and has no project to do, he will probably jerk it. doesn’t do it very often but does enjoy doing it. likes aesthetically pleasing porn, like tumblr or Twitter nudes. or will just listen to someone get off audibly. lives to the audio stuff.

k - kink

lingerie, but that’s obvious. so I’m also going to throw in praise. loves to hear you telling him how good he’s doing. tell him he’s a good boy and he’ll bury his face in your cunt and give you the best orgasm ever.

l - location

prefers to keep it in the house, but doesn’t mind doing it in his office or car. favorite place is the bed room tho

m - motivation

seeing you all dressed up in some nice clothes and right out of the shower. oddly, if you wear his clothes as well he will get very into it. something about what you are wearing gets him.

n - NO

cnc is a big no for him, he just can’t imagine doing something like that to you. probably also doesn’t like the idea of you ripping his clothes or anything, might be alright with ripping some stocking of yours but he’s really not into seeing his designs being torn up.

o - oral

omg he is in love with your pussy. the taste, the feeling, the look. absolutely in love. hes up there as one of the best pussy eaters and prefers to give rather than receive, but that doesn’t mean he won’t appreciate a good blow job, always happy to have you on your knees.

p - pace

slow but with forceful thrusts, wants to make sure you feel each thrust when he does it. will probably grind his hips against yours as well to see how deep in your womb he is.

q - quickie

sometimes, it’s rare for him to not take his time with you. but imagine, it’s been weeks of him pulling late nights and being stressed for a huge fashion show, everything is going so well and it’s right before the show is going to start, pull him into his dressing room and give him a blow job or a handjob to help him destress before anyone can find him to stress him out again.

r - risk

can be quiet risky, likes to test the limit but would never risk you being caught for real. only does it if he knows he can get away with it.

s - stamina

goes for two rounds, three if he’s hasn’t seen you in a while. loves to go slow and sensual with you, takes his time so each orgasm always hits harder.

t - toys

small vibrators are his friends, loves to see you play with your clit with a cute pink one. or to see a cute plug hidden by the small fabric of your thong.

u - unfair

can be, if he so chooses. he has to be in a mood to want to be unfair to you, like jealous or stressed out, but honestly he’s good at teasing you. loves when you tease him though, gets him all worked up.

v - volume

i swear he’s just pretty, a sweet voice with cute moans. not super loud, but when he does let you hear him it’s 1000% worth it.

w - wild card

crossdressing, not a big shocker. loves the idea of being dressed up in some nice fancy dress while you make him look pretty.

x - x ray

longer than he is thick. One of the prettiest cocks, well taken care of as well. 7.5 inches with a pretty set of balls that hang nicely. underside of his cockhead is pretty sensitive.

y - yearning

I’d say he’s quite average sex drive, maybe once or twice a week if he can. Can wait a while in between as well, but the longer he waits the more irritable he is prone to be.

z - ZZZ

sex can make him calm down but it won’t make him fall asleep, he’ll just kind of hold you close and lay with you to relax afterward.

#mitsuya takashi x reader #mitsuya x reader #mitsuya smut #mitsuya takashi #tokyo revengers smut #tokyo revengers x reader #Tokyo revengers #maddy writes

[shigarakisslutbag]

More puppy owner Shiggy 🥺 pretty please 🥺 make this ask a brain dump of puppy owner Shiggy ideas 🥺

YES YES sfw and nsfw

So this is just a brain dump of horny thoughts so not much of a plot here fair warning!

I wanted to start off with sfw but i CANNOT get over the idea of shiggy taking care of his in-heat puppy gf

Youre such a little bitch in heat you even hump his leg in your sleep

He loves it

He'll strap one of your collars onto a leash and tie it to the headboard so he can be his scummy self and jerk off all iver your cute face

Loves seeing your ears twitch out of excitement for his cock

Shigaraki i feel is a good 6.5 to 7 inches

And you take all of it like a good pup

Youre puppy pussy gets so creamy. All. The. Time.

Sometimes he'll come home to you alreqdy bent over the bed with your back perfectly arched wiggling your ass in the air inviting him to pound it

Loves eating you out

Spreads ypur puffy little lips and just goes to town bb

Lapping and gently sucking at your swollen nub

He wont even stop even AFTER youve made his face sopping wet with your juices

He wants your pleasure to hurt for his own amusement

If youve been a bad pup he'll shove a rabbit vibrator in you while he leaves for a mission while youre hog tied on the bed

And it could take hours before he gets back

All you think about his his cock and tongue

Hes taken you in every place in that damn bar

I know hes really rough in bed but hes also a sweetheart behind closed doors believe it or not

You have the prettiest cage for you to sleep in. He doesnt make you sleep in it every night, but its there for you to have private time

He likes the darker aesthetic on you so you have forest green pillows and black blankets and a huge black rug with fairy lights

And every other little knick knack of yours organized perfectly (including your orivate toys;) )

You mainly curl up next to him though

He wont admit it to anyone

But his favorite position is doggy style so he can give you a huge bear hug from behind while he fucks you

He wants to be as close to you as humanely possible

I might add more later. BUT FEEL FREE to add on your own headcanons!! Ily<33

#my stuff #stuff #tomura shigaraki #shigaraki tomura x reader #shigaraki tomura #tomura shigaraki x reader #shigaraki #my asks #asks #shigaraki x reader #puppy girl reader #puppy girl #dom shigaraki #sub reader #mha #my hero academia

[bellatrixobsessed1]

Flesh Flame

Day 4 of @ly0nstea's Azulaang week. Promp(s): Scars & Tattoos

Summary: Azula wants to get tattoos to cover up some scars.

He traces his fingers over the dragon on her back with its gold-outlined blue scales. It is incredible work and he wonders where she got it done. Sometimes when he dreams, he dreams of Azula as the Avatar. In these dreams the tattoo glows. Not the whole thing, just those golden scales and the flames it spews up her neck and across her shoulders. 

He asked her why she had decided to get the tattoo.

She promised him that it was because she adored his tattoos. And he doesn’t doubt that at all. She loves following the lines of his tattoos with her eyes and her touch. She loves trailing her kisses over them. She asks him if he can get them to glow for her, and every now and then he does. 

She loves his tattoos. She seems fond of tattoos in general. But he thinks that there is another reason. Only a few weeks ago she had been saying that tattoos don’t suit her; that they are for the edgier rebellious types and that that’s just not her.

Only a few months ago she had been very badly burned. 

He doesn't think that it is a coincidence that the dragon’s fire has taken the shape of the burn mark. He doesn’t think that it is a coincidence that she is saying that the tattoo isn’t finished. He can still make out a few of the scars beneath her chin, the scars whose edges wrap ever so slightly over her jaw. 

He doesn’t quite understand; she has always been very proud of the lighting scars on her hands and arms. She says that they are pretty, that they are a part of her. He finds himself staring at them. And finally he can resist no longer. “What’s the difference?”

Her brows crinkle. “Hmm?” 

“You like your lightning scars but…” with his pointer and middle finger, he tilts her chin up. He hears her sudden intake of air. “But you’re trying to cover these.” 

She jerks away from his touch and scowls. “They’re different!” 

“Yeah, and I’m asking why.” He knows that he shouldn’t be poking at a dragon like this. She’ll either snap or she’ll cry, he doesn’t like either reaction and it’s always a toss up as to which it will be now that he broken through that mask of indifference that she likes to put on.

Her expression pinches. “It just is, okay.”

“I wish that you would be open with me. You’re safe.”

.oOo.

You’re safe. 

He tells her this a lot.

She wraps her arms around her middle and begins to count the zigzags on her lightning scars. 

“Please Azula.” He pouts. 

Azula inhales and exhales. “The difference, Avatar, is the shape. These…” she pauses to lift her arms. “Are aesthetically pleasing. They look like lightning. These…” she gestures to the new scars, “are just unsightly blotches.”

“That’s not true.” Aang promises. “They look like flames. You like flames.”

But she doesn’t like the impression that flames leave on her skin. She is surprised that Zuko hasn’t made any remarks. It feels, in some way, like karma to have scars so similar to the ones she had mocked. And that is part of it too, the part that she won’t tell Aang. “The other difference is how I got them. The lightning scars are a symbol of years of hard work and skill.” The flame scar is a symbol of weakness. She hadn’t been strong enough to fend that attack off. 

“And the new scar isn’t?”

“Avatar, I couldn’t block the attack.”

“Of course not!” He chirps like it is something to be proud of. “I don’t think that anyone could have. That’s kind of what happens when you take a hit for someone else. Don’t you think that that’s a nice symbol to have?”

Her brows furrow. 

“When you feel alone or you feel like a monster or an evil person, you can look at the scar or touch it and you’ll know that you aren’t. You’ll remember that you’re a good person who protects the people she cares about.” He smiles. “A good person who protects people even when they’re mad at her.” 

Azula’s tummy grows queasy, she can’t even promise herself that it was worth it. “She’s still mad at me.” 

“I don’t think that she is.” Aang smiles. “Mai actually seemed pretty worried about you. She would check on you often.”

“Then why hasn’t she talked to me?”

Aang laughs. “Because I don’t think that she wants you to know that she cares. I get why you guys got along so well; you both don’t like to show people how you feel.” He pauses. “You should try to talk to her.”

Azula sighs. “Perhaps, Avatar.” She tilts her head and lets him kiss the scar.

“You’re really pretty, Azula.” He gives her another kiss. “If you want to have the tattoo finished, then do it. But I think that it looks really neat as it is–how the ink transitions into the scar. It’s different.” 

“I don’t know if I want to be different.” She mumbles. 

“That’s up to you.” He replies. 

She picks up his hand and traces along the outline of the arrow. He is always giving her choices, always giving her options, always leaving doors open. She just can’t seem to get used to it. It was much simpler when father was around to tell her things like, “get that unsightly scar covered.” Granted he would never let her cover it with a tattoo, he hated those too. It would be either copious amounts of makeup or high collared outfits. 

Aang? Aang seems to like both options, although he very heavily hopes that she will leave the scar alone. 

She grazes her fingers over it. “Nobody has really seen it yet…”

“Well maybe you could try enhancing it at first.”

“Enhancing it!? Why would I…?” She trails off. She supposes that she could use makeup to add glimmering gold outlines. Some nice embellishing touches to make it prettier until she and the general public gets used to seeing the scars.

Aang grins. “You get it, don’t you?”

She nods. “Alright, Aang. I will give that a try but if it doesn’t work…”

“I will personally give you your tattoo!” Aang declares.

“You will keep well away from me with needles.” 

He pecks her cheek. “You know what I mean.”

Indeed she does. 

She has his support no matter what she chooses.

#avatar the last airbender #azula #aang #azulaang #azulaang week 2023 #fanfiction #one shot

[skgtp-vn]

Can we get a nsfw alphabet for ash? 👀

Y’all horny💀

But alright (NSFW facts under the cut)

A = Aftercare(what they’re like after sex)

If he’s hooking up with someone, depending on what they expect from him, he can range from kicking them out immediately after or offering for them to chill for a bit and cleaning them up. He will not cuddle unless absolutely necessary.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Physically speaking, he doesn’t really have a preference. I guess he likes his figure? And as for a partner’s, maybe their hair. They have to be aesthetically pleasing as a whole in order for him to consider them a good candidate for the “fuckbuddies to give a character testimony if needed and also to get off with if he’s craving sex” role.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

His cum is pretty thick and moderately salty. He typically has a lot because he doesn’t care to get off much.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Sometimes he thinks about torturing and/or murdering his fuckbuddies during the act, but in the end, it’d be more trouble than it’s worth and he can get off just fine without it. He prefers his partners to think he’s a great guy even though he’s the complete opposite.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s hooked up quite a bit and has no problem getting people in his bed because he’s studied human behavior enough to be charming and lacks any sort of anxiety that would hinder his attempts. He knows what he’s doing and if it serves him, he’ll give you the best orgasm of your life.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary on a lavish bed with plenty of pillows while his partner is tied up or wearing lacy lingerie because he finds it aesthetically pleasing. He will sometimes do doggy style if he doesn’t feel like looking at his partner’s face.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Serious. It goes without saying that anytime he’s acting goofy, it’s very much an act. While in the act, he prefers for his partner to think it’s a divine experience so they’re willing to overlook his red flags, and being goofy just doesn’t fit that mold in his mind.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s trimmed. He knows most of his fuckbuddies find a happy trail to be hot, so he keeps it well groomed to keep up the illusion of social acceptability. He’s actually just well maintained in general because he wants people to like him on a surface level.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He will fake intimacy if he knows that’s what you want or expect. He’ll skimp out on it though if you’d still maintain your purpose without it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He prefers jacking off as opposed to having sex because he doesn’t like dealing with people, but sometimes he wants something pretty to look at while getting off. He doesn’t jerk off more than a couple times per week.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He likes lingerie, bondage, knife play, sensory deprivation, medical play, degradation, (all giving) and he’s a sadist. There’s probably more, but idk. He’s also a fan of enthusiastic consent, surprisingly enough. He likes affecting people, be it positively or negatively.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His guest bed. Or a hotel bed. Maybe a couch if it fits with the scene he’s trying to do. He’s not a big fan of doing it anywhere else because it would seem tedious. He enjoys seeing people he’s aesthetically attracted to splayed amongst plush pillows and fluffy blankets.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Hormones and necessity. He isn’t sexually attracted to people, so trying to get him riled up doesn’t work. He gets horny only when his body does it on its own due to hormones. He will also fuck someone if he needs to do it to maintain his image (ie. Keeping his fuckbuddies hooked and addicted to him). Though I will say that he finds contrasts to be pleasing to the eye and he likes things that would be classified as “striking”. He’s a big fan of black and white color schemes, so if you’re a lighter person with dark hair/clothing or a darker person with brighter hair, clothing, or eyes, he’ll be interested. If you have vitiligo or anything similar, that’ll definitely make his head turn. The starker the contrast, the better. (*coughHarpercough*)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I think the shorter list would be “what would he do?” He isn’t into much, but one obvious “no” is cuddling and anything else too chummy. He also won’t do scat, watersports, or age play because those gross him out.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He isn’t a big fan. He doesn’t mind giving or receiving so much that he isn’t willing to do it (for example, to get his partner prepped for him), but he’d rather just fuck normally.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s usually pretty slow and sensual just to make sure it’s a good experience and to make sure he hits all the right spots to make his partner come crawling back for more no matter the consequences. However, he can get rougher if he needs to.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

They aren’t his thing. He’d get annoyed if someone tried to initiate one with him, but he’d play it off as being a restrained gentleman. But yeah, if they get too pushy with him, he’ll find a way to dispose of their body.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He likes what he likes and he doesn’t really care enough to make sex a big enough part of his life to do much experimentation. He’s fine with risks, but not stupid ones.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He doesn’t really care enough to go multiple rounds. If his partner is interested in a longer night, he’ll make them cum as many times as he needs to, but once he cums, he’s tapping out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He owns a few, but doesn’t use them much. It’s mostly just dildos or vibrators for certain partners. For him, he’s fine with just his hand most of the time.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A moderate amount. He likes affecting people, but he’s not eager to edge anyone and would prefer to get the whole ordeal over with as fast as possible so he can get back to torturing the poor unfortunate soul in his basement.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Pretty much dead silent except for a few grunts and pants unless he’s degrading someone.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

His goal when fucking someone is to make them think that he’s a sex god so that they’re willing to put in a good word for him if he gets into trouble with the law (and also to drive his victims crazy with the sheer amount of people singing his praises). Cuz if he’s in jail, how will they get their fix of Ash dick? Sexytime with him is purely manipulation and for him to get his dick wet.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s big! 8.5” and thick enough to fill. Unfortunately for him, this means he spends a lot more time on foreplay than he’d like. (But he can deal with it lol -Dev)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty close to zero. He tries not to focus on it too much.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’ll be up for a while after. His orgasms aren’t too strong, so they don’t tend to affect his functioning afterwards or make him sleepy.

#skgtp #about ash #anon ask #skgtp ash #🔞 horn zone #canon

[saint-starflicker]

Rudolph the Rainbow Reindeer

Spoilers for Fraternity and Handsome Devil ahead, I very highly recommend reading and watching both of these.

There's a Tumblr heritage post going around (I think? Was it from here?) about how the real lesson of the "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" song is that deviation from the norm, no matter how harmless, will be punished unless it can be exploited. That got me thinking about these two.

There's a lot that I like about Handsome Devil: the aesthetics, the pacing, it is Light Academia, it is Snark Academia, it's rugby bros, it's music and essay composition nerds, it's navigating friendships and mentor-protégé relationships between gay main characters instead of romance...and rather than one homophobic age-peer bully who's supposed to outgrow it or you outgrow them eventually, the spotlight is on the homophobic adults as it should be. Oppression is a whole system of power, not only one jerk that strikes you like miniature lightning. Finally, sometimes gay adults and elders fail you: their hard-won life experiences and best advice don't help your situation or apply to it.

It is a well-constructed wholesomely satisfying story. The point of contrast I want to highlight is that the happy outcome in this movie relies on...becoming exploitable. If you let gay boys on the sports team, particularly gay boys that are very good at the sports balls, then your team will win.

Hey, whatever works. Whenever there's an exclusionary thing going on based on something as harmless as Rudolph's Red Nose, then there's a brain drain and brawn drain from those exclusionist communities, there's skill drain and talent drain. Idealistically, that shouldn't be the reason to include people "because they might be useful in other ways" but in terms of practicality then that's how it usually goes: scientists and artists and kind people and resilient people flee persecution and enrich the communities who take them in. If being exceptional in some way is how you keep your head above the water in this crapsack world, then I sure won't stop you.

Contrast that with Fraternity. There's a lot I like about Fraternity: the 1990s nostalgia, the narrative voices, I finished reading it in two days and felt a whole entire Hero's Journey times three, it is the Darkest Dark Academia at its most Gothic like literary bitter ruby chocolate, it's brewski bros, it's witchcraft, it's Angels in America Jr., it's tragic, it's cathartic, it's navigating friendships and mentor-protégé relationships between gay main characters rather than romance...

The main thing that I noticed is no matter how many languages you speak or how emotionally attached you get to your friends (traits which any supervillain worth a lick of salt should know to exploit instead of eliminate, ahem ahem Westcott)—the very powerful point that the Fraternity canon demonstrates is that...in this crapsack world it's ultimately not up to you whether or not you get to live and "be useful" to bigots in positions of power. It's the bigots in power that decide that for you.

Fraternity is well-constructed and satisfying in a different way. Handsome Devil found a reconciliation with broader communities that outvoted a bigot with power, and I'm not going to say that can never happen in real life. Fraternity shows the shadow side of playing the game that way: Evil Wizard Homophobe Headmaster Westcott's fraternity would kill him over a mistake because that's the solidarity of the privileged. Steven Hillman would lay his life down for somebody in his fraternity who he probably never really liked and who hasn't been very nice to him, because that's the solidarity of the oppressed. It still is complicated: Hiss Hiss Bitch is a refrain that takes on layers of meaning and new contexts as the story goes on. In those complications and unflinching examination of the shadow sides, there emerges a deep and moving clarity.

Polar opposite vibes, different attacks on broad in-community (and/or inter-community) issues, different issues that these do tackle—and I enjoy them both and recommend them both. More, please.

#fraternitybook #fraternitybook fandom #handsome devil #handsome devil 2016 #dark academia #light academia #fraternity by andy mientus #poe.txtwall

[withlovefromolympus]

More Aphrodite hcs!

for @peggy-sue-reads-a-book. I really meant to post this last night and forgot I’m sorryyy

Huge supporter of sex work/ers. If she hears anyone bashing it, she puts them in their place quickly.

She wishes she could get into coffee because it’s trendy, but she just can’t. Her Starbucks order is usually a Frappuccino or a refresher. She loves hot chocolate, though! Especially with marshmallows :)

Has an Instagram account that is aesthetic asf, and it’s pretty much just pictures of her being hot and being on vacation. She has like 200 million followers and counting on there. All her demigod kids follow her and turn on post notifications to avoid getting the dreaded text of “like my selfie or you’re grounded for a week”

One of her worst habits it biting her fingernails, so she has her nails done pretty much all the time. The gods didn’t know about this habit until Hermes caught her doing once out of boredom by mistake.

Is very big on self-care, and not just for herself. She makes all the Olympians & her friends personalized sugar scrubs and face masks. She convinced some of them to try yoga. If they visit her, she reminds them to use some hand lotion that seems to be everywhere in her home.

You better pray she’s in a good mood when it’s her turn to play music via the aux chord because she listens to mainly pop music or sad songs. She has a 70 hour heartbreak playlist that is the most tear-jerking, gut-wrenching thing to listen to.

Huge fan of astrology, and since the gods didn’t keep track of what day they were born on — birthdays kind of become unnecessary when you live forever — she assigned them all birthdays based on what she sign she claimed they were. Nobody really cared that she did that and just went with it.

Hates fast fashion with her whole self, and while she’s has the money to buy expensive sustainable clothes, she knows others don’t, so when she’s done with a dress or shirt or whatever, she’ll donate it so some lucky thrifter can have it.

Can become a complete pest when she’s bored. The questions are constant. “Can I come with you? I promise I can help,” she’ll asks Hermes as he runs messages. “Will you make me a bunch of drinks and I’ll tell you which one I like the most?” to Dionysus, “What’s your book about?” to Athena who’s trying to read, “Whatcha makin’? And can you make me one?” to Hephaestus. Even Ares gets annoyed with her sometimes.

Demolishes the competition at Just Dance. She’s a natural at it and doesn’t mind working up a sweat in front of her peers if it means she’s doing good. “How does she have this much energy???” pants Apollo as he tries to keep up with a vigorously moving Aphrodite who’s going so hard at Bad Romance Extreme.

One day she got real tired and fed up with being called “dumb” even as a joke, so she told Athena to make a long and challenging, unbiased test covering a myriad of random trivia facts and school subject questions. Then she said only the gods who could do better than her could call her dumb. She studied really hard, and several deities had to shut up and sit down afterwards.

Sometimes she wears men’s cologne instead of perfume. She says it’s really fun to try something different and see who’s brave enough to comment on it, and that gendered scents should be worn by whoever wants to wear them.

Even after thousands of years being alive, she can’t pick up on subtle sarcasm very well. She finds it to be crueler at times than outright meanness, and she’ll get sad and quiet if she realizes people are mocking her. She’s sensitive like that.

She has a flower crown of roses that never dies, and she’ll wear it when she’s in a very romantic and happy mood. It somehow magically looks amazing with any outfit she wears.

Part I here

#Aphrodite #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #headcanons #Greek myth #mythology #classical mythology #incorrect greek mythology #cabin 10 #piper’s hcs

[signedkoko]

hai!!!! i'm here 2 request a romantic hazbin hotel matchup :3

(i'm genuinely so sorry if this isn't detailed enough i'm really bad at details and i'm also very unserious)

Call me lux, lucia or vii! i'm a bigender (does this count as male??) fella and i kiss boys i'm a boy kisser and i'm an ISTP and a scorpio!!! and i'm chinese by the way

FASHION/APPEARANCE: i have like shoulder length black hair with red streaks, and i'm around 5'2 i believe? and i wear a lot of heavy eyeliner lol

in terms of fashion style, i'd say i'm pretty jirai kei or goth in general, i go through a lot of eyeliner, and i'm a big fan of the color maroon and pink!!

OVERALL PERSONALITY: i have a resting bitch face so it's easy for a lot of people to assume i'm silently judging everyone around me like an edgelord, when in reality i'm probably thinking about something really fucking dumb like "what if the universe is donut shaped?" i'm the type of person to blurt out something really dumb in the middle of a conversation. i'm an impulsive and spontaneous person, but only once you get to know me. otherwise i'm really introverted and will unintentionally glare at people if i find them interesting. i can tolerate most people, until they just start becoming straight up offensive jerks.

INTERESTS/LIKES: i have a lot of different interests and hobbies, like insect taxidermy, coding, i play the piano and cello, i do chinese opera, wushu, badminton, knitting, baking, and im really into digital art and animation! im also a really big music person, (MY SPOTIFY WRAPPED WAS AROUND 150k MINUTES!! THATS ABOUT 104 DAYS!!!) im really into bossa nova, edm, 80e goth, breakbeat, and heavy metal :D i don't get much sleep, don't need much sleep to keep me going. i also like my coffee double double (which is canadian for 2 cream 2 sugar.) or black. ALSO LOVE SOUR CANDY AND SPICY FOOD! i have a super high spice tolerance and will gladly eat my friends food if it's too spicy for them. my favourite food is hotpot!

FLAWS/DISLIKES: sometimes i have a hard time taking things seriously, and i don't really have a filter, so a lot of the time im brutally honest or i slip up and start insulting people BUT IM REALLY TEYING NOT TO DO THAT ANYMORE!!! i also have a tendency to gossip, but only to select people i know won't spill the secret to anyone else. i'm not a fan of busy and loud environments, sudden loud noises, and people who are generally uncool and jerks, but i can pretty much tolerate anyone else

IM SO SORRY IF THIS WAS TOO LONG OR LACKED DETAIL I JUST KINDA YAPPED ON AND ON!!! MAKE SURE TO TAKE BREAKS AND STAY AWESOME I LOVE YOUR WORK!!! :3

You got...Angel Dust!

It's good that you like pink and maroon because this spider is covered in it! Angel loves all things soft and pink, which also describes you! He's extremely fashionable and adores yours, even if it leans towards a more 'darl' aesthetic than his. 

If anyone can handle a resting bitch face, it's this guy. Both of you can seem really intimidating to others, which melts away the moment the two of you laugh or talk about anything. It's visible how much you melt around each other, especially Angel. Once he's in your company, he just wants to chill and hear you talk. 

One thing Angel does make fun of you for is your spectrum of music. He is super into edm and excitable music, and knowing you are too only makes it funny when your playlist switches from bossa nova to heavy metal. Overall, Angel isn't very picky about music, and hearing you play instruments starts to loosen him up to softer, gentler varieties. 

The demon has an insatiable sweet tooth; he loves all things candy and all things sweet. Often, when you two go out, you'll switch things on your plates for the other's preference. Angel gets a lot of candy as 'gifts' and will give you anything sour or spicy out of the mix. Of course, if anything is too sweet for you, Angel is more than happy to snatch it for himself! 

If you ever take Angel out for hotpot, it'd need to have a mild section of broth at least! He would die using the spicy broth, but at least this way you can both enjoy it together!

Expect matching outfits or themes, tasting each other's food a lot, and Angel requesting that you play songs for him to sing along with all the time.

Authors Note - I do matchups for male readers!! So its totally cool either way. Also I found this so funny, I am canadian and I also drink double double + I lived in China (Chengdu + Beijing) for a handful of months as a teen. I had so much hotpot but I am so bad with spice it killed me 🤭 Thank you for requesting!

#koko writez #hazbin hotel matchups #helluva boss matchups

[ihatebnha]

“However… I do like to imagine him going thru a string of bad breakups in his early 20s, but only because I think the angst tastes good and because it makes him EXTRA sure about being with you.”

See I love this but I also love the idea of demi Bakugou experiencing his first everything with you. I don’t know which I like more. 😅

Though I do appreciate the aspects of the first. It would make sense; he’d have no issues finding someone wanting to date him. And I do believe sincerely that he longs for that ‘person,’ someone who loves him and has his back no matter what. And all his friends are pairing off, getting married, having babies, etc. He’s very apprehensive, but he gives dating a shot.

And it just keeps not working out. One after the other. I could see him giving up, staying single for several years. By the time you come around, he’s become so jaded about the entire thing. That longing within him has never stopped, but he’s believed for a long time that it’s just a stupid ass fairytale he’s concocted in his head and it will never become a reality. Throws himself even more into his hero work than before. Hates how empty it makes him feel, no matter how hard he works, how hard he tries. It fails to fill that void within him.

And then we finally enter the picture and man’s is hella shook. 😁 (I am also electing to ignore the latest manga events. Nope. Nope. Nope.)

Obviously there are a bunch of different ways this could all go down. I love exploring the possibilities!

(Editing this to ask if you got my message? That for some reason I can’t see any of your replies to my posts or message you??? I’M CONFUSED, BESTIE!!!)

Gonna hyperventilate over this tbh, AS THAT'S LITERALLY EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINE IT!!!

Here's this guy named Bakugo... who could have anybody he wanted, not because people like him... but because they like that he's handsome, somewhat of a celebrity, and rich; and because he wants love, or at least... isn't against it, he gives it a shot... only to be shot down time and time again because, as it turns out (/s), his cold exterior... doesn't just go away like magic when he's offered pwuss.

(I like playing on the trope of "rough guy only soft for his lover..." as I think the public probably thinks his attitude is kind of a joke, that he just puts up a front to hide his soft side, boo hoo, and when you get to know him, he's instantly nice.

We all know that isn't the case, though.)

I talk a lot about that all the time, though, and don't want to repeat everything you already said, but... you could probably even combine that idea w/ the demi headcanon too, cuz you don't have to rule out one to have the other, you know? Bakugo who knows/thinks he can love and longs for it... but keeps getting into all these relationships that just don't work out...

...that he wonders WHAT he's doing wrong. He keeps trying and trying to love all these people but never feels like he really... falls for any of them, nor thinks he's even all that attracted to any of them beyond... certain aesthetics.

(Maybe he even tells them he needs time and it’s just not taken seriously…)

And they get mad at him ofc, for starting, or agreeing, to something he never really follows through with... and then just being his usual self (which means kind of a jerk). But it's not like he's not equally as confused or frustrated by it all; worn down by being told he was lying or not going fast enough or even that he's "different" than they expected... which is how + why he probably ends up being okay with dumping someone or being dumped, and then later, giving up entirely.

It's only when you come around and just... be his friend, let him take his time, explore the natural course of your relationship... that he finally realizes what was going on. He better than anyone knows you can't light a fuse that isn't there, but it's sometimes possible to make one. And then he falls. Falls hard. Falls forever.

Just took that extra bit of time no one else was willing to give him (and you being you, ofc) cuz they were too busy thinking he was a jerk (which... no shit, Sherlock). Then he never leaves you.

#bakugo #wow this got... personal LOL #honestly. this is absolutely projection and my comfort headcanon... #but i think bakugo is like. in the closet foreverrrrrrr lol like he never clarifies (even to himself) what's going on #partially cuz he doesnt really care but also because........ scary (and he just likes being private) #even if he knows he's Not straight #my headcanon is that he's unlabeled but some kind of demi bi/pan <333 #but anyway *cough* #whether u agree w all that or not (and to each their own obvs) #i do genuinely think theres an aspect where he doesnt care much for someone if they just want to f*ck #or dont bother to really get to know him #like outside or even inside of demi!bakugo... i can see him doing casual hookups and just being so :/ bleh about them #ive written about it before #him refusing to f*ck on first dates and then dumping ppl who get mad #LOL but thats unrelated #my usual daydreams w/ him always involve getting to know him first #anyway bye im tired #hope this was alright! #ask #caitie things #tomurastrashpanda #queue

[hokkyokusei]

I really love your onmyoji charas x s/o headcanon so much🥺🥺❤️ can I make request if its okay? I wanna know more of tsukuyomi's nsfw/smut headcanons you had because this man (or god? www) had me dhshdhshshs thanks in advance!

Tsukuyomi random NSFW headcanons

Thanks for the sweet words, my dear :3

He really likes the feel of their holes squeezing his cock

Tsukyomi drives them to the limit until their holes become so sensitive that any orgasm becomes painful. And, of course, for him this is just the beginning of the pleasure

His libido can vary depending on his partner. On his own, Fake Moon Lord does not want sex often. However, if his partner wants it often, he doesn't mind too much. For him it is just another way to get pleasure

Tsukuyomi wants them to tell him what they like. Or he will do what he wants

Since this guy really has nothing to do, he very often teases his partner. And if they have a high libido, oh my god, Tsukuyomi better not know about it (although he will find out). He doesn't mind indulging all his partner's secret desires if he feels truly loved

Tsukuyomi likes to hold their legs with his tentacles while they ride his cock. His hands roam all over their body, enjoying the way their body shudder with each new forcing orgasm

He's the one who sets the speed and depth when his partner rides him

Tsukuyomi likes anal sex. He makes his lover push deeply on cock until they cum

The God of Lies likes to play with their holes while s/o suck his cock

This man likes to explore all sorts of kinks

Tsukuyomi talks all the time during sex. It really turns him on. And he talks very, very dirty, pretending that nothing is going on

The God of Lies will never put his tentacles inside his partner. They are too stiff and can be brittle at times. No matter how much of a jerk he is, if he is in love, he will really take care of them. By the way, tentacles are good for restraint and minor outside stimulation, didn't you know?

Tsukuyomi will understand their body language very quickly. Cum on his fingers while he slowly moves two fingers inside s/o's hole will be their favorite thing to do during foreplay

The God of Lies likes to see their face during sex. His desire to please them and amuse himself is so great that s/o will cum from overstimulation before Tsukuyomi even puts his cock inside them

He enjoys French kissing while his fingers mercilessly fuck their holes. It excites him how they begin to resist when Tsuki makes s/o cum over and over again, not letting them break the kiss

Tsukuyomi loves to fuck them until their holes are so wet that every movement of his cock echoes in the room

He likes to use his tongue along with fingers

Sometimes, for his own amusement, Fake Moon Lord keeps them from cumming by grabbing their limbs with his tentacles

Tsukuyomi likes it when they are obedient, but at the same time he looks for opportunities to punish or tease them. Sometimes he may combine this

He likes to have sex in the Moon sea

Tsukuyomi likes long foreplay. If this guy wants to tease them or gets bored, he may not let them cum and just leave

Although Tsuki is hardly ever seriously interested in the subject of sex, if his partner enjoys it, he is willing to learn. And My God, the ways in which he is able to surprise them in bed are not always to his partner's liking. However, the God of Lies is very crafty, so he will find a way to make them like it in the end. Learning pleasure through pain isn't always a bad thing, is it?

Tsukuyomi likes to immobilize their legs with his tentacles while he mercilessly fucks their holes. He chooses an aesthetically pleasing pose in which he can see s/o's face. This man likes to hold them by the chin so they can't turn away and to kiss them if he wants

Fake Moon Lord turns on when he sees them masturbating

Seeing how they can, trying to hold themselves back from another orgasm and feeling them shudder as his cum fills their holes is very addictive to him. But his real pleasure comes only when their pleasure is mixed with real pain. Well, such is the essence of an evil god. But isn't that what you wanted before?

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