#i mean this all as a joke bc fellas if i cared that much about canon i wouldnt have 8 years worth of AUs

[bonetrousledbones]

falling to my knees sobbing bc i saw somebody point something out about the knight papyrus theory that was the most solid reason for debunking it i've ever seen and it was like 1 sentence long

#trousled rambles #emphasis on rambles for these tags alone do not keep reading #i mean this all as a joke bc fellas if i cared that much about canon i wouldnt have 8 years worth of AUs #and i don't solidly Believe the theory tbh its just reallly really fun. but that does not mean that take wasnt devastating anyway #its so simple too. in fact so simple it hurts #its just that knight papyrus wouldn't have any impact on the main three at all #they have. no connection to him whatsoever #they don't even have enough connection to sans for that to be anything #you think susie would give a fuck about the knight being grocery store clerk's brother who she's never seen in her life??? #it hurts so bad but i have to admit in my heart she would not give even a single shit #i will continue to rotate him in my mind constantly and i Will continue to peddle the propaganda. but that's because i love denial

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

the abandonment issues au,,

where Sun and Moon gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss their way into ur heart

and then turn into sad wet baby kittens when u find out and call them out on it <3

(copy and pasted from the space aces discord, sorry fellas lmao)

abandonment issues au:

ok what if. fucked up au time

where. reader is the new daycare assistant or a mechanic or smthn idk theyre working withh Sun and Moon thats the important part

i think it works better if theyre like, Sun n Moon's handler? Bc they r closer that way and it makes it more fucked up lmaooooo

so basically. this takes place right after Sun n Moon had their best friend-handler person leave bc Sun n Moon had been acting increasingly volatile n buggy n rlly just having issues but the more the previous handler tried to talk to them abt it and fix it the more they got anxious abt getting decommissioned and would cover up the problems n act like nothing was wrong

and eventually one day the previous handler nearly got rlly hurt and knew they had to leave bc it wasn't safe for them and they left a detailed warning/report for the mechanics

(and they didnt say goodbye, not out of malice or anything just bc they didnt want even more reasons for Sun n Moon to act up/potentially hurt them or themselves)

so. the mechanics did a total clean up of Sun n Moon's system, basically left their memories but scrubbed their data of a lot of the 'feelings' they'd had- mostly wiping away the feelings tied to 'good' memories, and the only thing Sun n Moon could do to fill in the void of 'feelings' was assign different feelings in their place, so when they once looked back and felt happy or nostalgic, now they feel confused and angry and sad and betrayed bc why was all of that happiness taken from them?? why did their handler hurt them like this??

so the scrubbing of their systems, which was one thing they really really didn't want to have done for fear of losing their memories entirely, DID work in putting their issues on a much lower level,, but it didn't get rid of the issues entirely. Now they're just,, easier to hide or play off or ignore. They're careful around the kids, of course, but they do at times have trouble with their motor controls or their speech will glitch slightly, etc

a few handlers come and go, never staying for more than a week or so- none of them really care about the job, don't see Sun n Moon as coworkers but more like fancy 'machines' with no real thoughts or emotions, they normally leave after Sun or Moon has a glitchy moment and nearly hurts them or, in at least one case, does hurt them by squeezing their wrist too hard. more often than not, the ppl applying for the position read the list of warnings n cautions and are like 'hell nahh' and bail immediately

then. in comes,, reader. local dumbass. most endearing of idiots. a bit dense. very much clueless. dearly beloved

you're the first one to really treat them like your coworkers, making small talk and being friendly and kind and patient and laughing at their jokes. you smile when you introduce yourself, offering your hand for them to shake- not afraid of them or their little twitches at all. god, how they missed that. you remind them of their previous handler, if only in how you see them like theyre people and not machines.

and they make a mutual agreement to do whatever they can to keep you as their handler. even if it means dodging around company rules and policies by doing something like crumpling up the confidential 'warning' forms, ortelling the occasional white lie, like forging your signature onto the papers when your back is turned and making sure it makes it to your manager without either of you noticing who exactly was putting it on their desk.

you've already started calling them your friends the first time they have a glitchy moment. you're doing detailing work on their endoskeleton, really just cleaning dust away and making sure everything looks the way it does in the manual, when they break something- a tablet, a pen, your phone, whatever it is, it happens in an instant and startles you.

when Sun n Moon come to and realize whats happened theyre terrified. what if you use this as some kind of excuse to leave? What if you abandon them, just like their previous handler did? What if you start treating them differently, or you tell the staff that they need to be scrapped

so when you ask what that was about, they're frantic, quick to come up with something, anything that might make you shrug and forget all about it,

"Well, you WERE just working on their insides, right? That must have been something YOU did to suddenly make us do something like THAT! There's no way else it could have happened. Right?"

You take the lie hook, line, and sinker, apologizing profusely, promising to try harder to make sure nothing like that happens again. The relief they feel is almost euphoric. They pat you on the head kindly, reassuring you that they know you didn't do it on purpose, it was just a little mess up! You're fine, friend, we forgive you.

From then on, they dodge blame and truth alike, most often redirecting your attention to something you must have said or done to make something so strange and out of character for them happen so suddenly, and you believe them, full of apologies and careful words and actions and nervous worrying about doing things wrong and hurting them somehow. It's cute, how anxious you can get. It's cuter, how you melt for their comfort and reassurance. 

They play the song and dance with you again and again, weaving doubt and guilt into you more and more frequently. Until one day, you mumble something about how 'maybe i'm not cut out for this, maybe i should switch to be on the janitorial team instead, or some other department, i don't want to hurt you guys, or-or be the reason someone else gets hurt, i clearly dont know what im doing, and it's only gotten worse, maybe i should talk to my manager,,' and they panic

don't be silly, friend!!!! you can't just leave like that, what about the kids, what about that puppet show you had helped them plan, did you really want to just abandon all that?? so what if maybe they had the occasional hiccup, you were always there to smooth it over, who cared whether they dropped things from time to time, or- or broke a toy or two, that didn't matter, did it??? You were getting so good at being their handler, your little mistakes were normal, come on, you don't want to leave your very best friends. Do you?

and you cave, agreeing to stay, and they are so, so extremely careful to hide their little moments from you for several weeks, making sure you don't notice their tiny twitches or split seconds of glitchy voices, maybe keeping a closer eye on you than would be comfortable, watching over your shoulder each time you type up a report about the day, giving the manager a loathsome glower behind your back whenever they happen by,, and every time you leave you say 'i'll see you guys tomorrow!,' they grab onto your sleeve and respond with 'promise?' so you always know that they really, really do want you to come back

and then. one day,, you decide to go looking in their files for something small and silly, like what kinds of updates had been added to their pick-up protocols, and you find the warnings and cautions forms

and you see your signature on them, but you would definitely remember this and you are absolutely certain you have never seen these papers in your life. and you take the papers and you go to ask them about it.

"i thought you said you never had any problems before? you told me you never had any issues before but this- this is full of things that you- and you, you've been having these problems for that long??"

they stumble over their words, frantic, panicked, backpedaling on everything theyve ever said, trying meekly to grab the papers from your hands, piling excuses on excuses 

"you knew? you knew you were having these problems, and you didn't tell me? and you- you told me it was my fault!"

you're close to tears, hurt that they lied more than anything. you keep backing away from them, dodging their attempts to get the forms. they don't know which is worse- seeing that look on your face, or when they were left without so much as a goodbye.

"you could have told me. i thought i was the reason for everything, i thought i was hurting you, and you just... you lied right to my face and let me think that."

theyre putting on their best soothing voice, movements slow and gentle, wanting to comfort you and wipe those tears away and reassure you somehow that this- this isn't their fault, none of it is, it never was, they're fine and you're fine and nothing was ever wrong, and everything will be fine if only you calm down and stay

you can tell they arent really listening. you take a deep breath and turn away from them, scraping the tears from your face. you tell them you're going to go home and write up a report about all of this and when you come back you can go over it together before you send it to management, but right now you're leaving because you need space to breathe and time to think

but all they hear is that you're leaving, and they panic.

they don't hurt you, of course! but right now you're not allowed to leave.

you try to shut out the sound of them crying and apologizing and begging, even if it breaks your heart, because right now all you want to do is go home and lie in your stupid bed and have a stupid cry in your favorite pajamas. but you try every door you can think of- none of them open. you've sstayed past closing more than once, but the doors aren't normally shuttered for another two hours,, and you're pretty sure the night guard isn't even here yet

the entire time you're walking around the 'plex, Moon is trailing sadly behind you, waiting with the saddest, most pathetic wet cat look an animatronic can achieve, for you to turn and face them again

and thus begins what is probably the longest night of your life, spent trying to avoid your animatronic friends/coworkers who are acting like the worlds clingiest ex who just got broken up with and who can't stop dropping sad love songs in ur dms

by the time morning rolls around, they agree to actually go to parts n services and cooperate and try their best to get whatever is wrong with them repaired, even if it means they might get decomissioned. in the mean time, you promise to come back once they're fixed and work with them to help them get back to their old selves- or at least, back to how they were before any potentially dangerous bugs

basically this is the 'sun and moon have abandonment issues and gaslight you abt it' au

idk what else would happen tbh idk why i thought this au needed to exist either but here we are *lays facedown in a puddle*

#bones of a rabbit #bones of a rabbit au #fnaf au #fnaf sun/moon #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf dca #fnaf sun/moon x reader #fnaf sun x reader #fnaf moon x reader #au ideas #idea rambles #rambling #tw gaslighting #tw jealousy #tw obsessive behavior #tw possessive behavior #clingy sun and moon #tw guilt #abandonment issues au #abandonment au #they r very mentally ill ur honor #long post #fnaf fanfic

[astralshipper]

I made a couple clone OC squads so. here is one of them hfjdjfjfj u are by no means obligated to read all this it’s just here bc im probably gonna talk abt them!!! I apologize in advance for the edits, Rex sweetie I’m so sorry but you’re the easiest clone to find good screen caps of-

Purgatory Squadron of the 135th Battalion

LEADER: Hook, ARC Trooper

Strict and dead set on doing things his way on the battlefield. A complete and total idiot loser off the battlefield. Kind and caring to his brothers and generally a nice guy. Loves playing pranks when they’re not in a battle. Is able to talk himself out of any situation, “hook, line, and sinker,” which is where he got his name. It’s the only reason he hasn’t been ejected from the GAR after the bullshit he does, e.g. attaching kitty paw imprints on the boots of the 212th battalion so when they ran into battle the footprints looked like a bunch of kitty cats gonna kick ass

SNIPER: Enigma

Quiet, calm, and collected. Knowledgeable about the whole damn universe, somehow. If there’s a strange trivia fact, he knows about it. Wins trivia night at 79’s all the time, to the point where some clones have stopped playing when they see he’s there. Strong and intelligent, but much prefers following orders as opposed to giving them. Trusts his brothers with everything he has, and often works with Double to get them into the med bay or to Colonel Novak when they’re hurt or sick.

PILOT: Drop

Complete absolute big dumb idiot man. Happy, excited, but has no brain cells whatsoever. Terrible influence on Crash, who follows what his ori’vode say despite Drop being the dumbest motherfucker in the galaxy. Often makes a bad joke to his brothers while they’re walking down the corridors to their barracks and tries to high five a random clone walking past in the other direction to celebrate. Announces every landing by saying, “prepare for drop, fellas!” The squad thought this was hilarious and made it his name.

STRATEGIC ANALYST: Brix

Can be A Bit Of An Ass. Snappy and generally annoyed with everything and everyone. Just wants some peace and quiet, and WILL tell your ass off if you ruin that for him. Here’s a secret: he’s really a total softie!!!! Genuinely loves his brothers, and is also very very VERY focused on making sure the squad saves as many lives as possible. Overworks himself to the bone. Has terrible anxiety when it comes to the idea of him NOT knowing a piece of information that’s important for a mission. Can’t imagine being the reason his brothers are ever in danger, and has had bad experiences with losing innocent lives in the past. Works closely with Enigma to stay updated on everything he can possibly know, just in case he needs some minute piece of knowledge three years down the road.

FIGHTER: Double

The mom of the group. Keeps his brothers in line and makes sure they’re taking care of themselves. Is in charge of rations and duty scheduling on missions, but his work in the latter is always checked over by Hook. Regularly complains that he’s the only one that actually does anything off the battlefield, he’s fucking looking at YOU, HOOK, for fuck’s sake you’re an ARC Trooper, why does Double have to do all this? And another thing, why does no one know where to put their dirty laundry? Your used set of blacks should NOT be on the ground, why does he keep finding them on the ground? And sweet LORD they do NOT GO ON THE HOLOTABLE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE ARE YOU FUCKING A N I M A L S OR SOME SHIT WHO DOES HE LIVE WITH THESE BARRACKS ARE FILTHY HES GONNA GO FUCKING MENTAL-

STEALTH/RECON: Crash

Youngest of the squad. Just wants everyone to be happy. Always smiling, always happy to give hugs. Super upbeat and happy, very supportive, and just happy to be included! Tries to be the one to protect all his older brothers, but ultimately they’re all just feral fucking guard dogs over Crash. The squad are all allowed to make fun of Crash. No one else is allowed to make fun of Crash. Trusts his ori’vode implicitly and will do what they say even if he has a feeling it might get him in trouble. He is Miles Morales watching Peter Parker with starry eyes, that’s his personality. Very much enjoys curling up with someone while he sleeps, so the squad either takes turns cuddling up with him or it’s just a squad cuddle pile depending on if everyone needs some love or not.

#OC: ARC Trooper Hook #OC: Double #OC: Enigma #OC: Drop #OC: Brix #OC: Crash #135th Purgatory Squadron #astras dumb shit

[bluecoffeemugs]

Hey guys... so i just re-wrote the very first chapter to my fic. 

I did it bc of many factors, but mainly it was bc I didn’t like it anymore and I noticed how much my writing had improved. It just didn’t seem fair that the ending was much better written than the beginning, bc i feel like no one would get past the first chapters bc of my writing. I mean yeah, it has much more attention that i could hope for, but i’m pretty self-critical about my work, so i just had to re-write it.  

Anyway, I’ll just post the chapter here because I want you to give it another chance, maybe it spikes your interest now. I’m putting a whole lot of effort in the ending, it’s got just a couple of chapters left, so it will be a finished fic soon. 

Here it is: 

(bill cipher x dipper pines. pirate au. pirate!bill. siren!dipper.)

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The gigantic ship swayed calmly over the ocean. The night was clear, the fresh salty scent of the sea lingered on the deck of the Golden Giant. The only sound besides the water below the ship, crashing small waves on the wooden walls of the ship, was the croaking sound of the captain's footsteps on the wood.

The crew had already released the plank, readying the ship for what they had been planning to do for months. And so, they stood, expectant and eager for what was to come, waiting for orders on deck.

The blond captain walked out of his cabin with a grin on his face. See, their crew had been waiting to catch this creature for months, but he had been waiting years. Oh, captain Bill Cipher knows about sirens. He knows how those beasts slaughter his kind. But he is not afraid of them, not a single ounce! The pirate also know how difficult it can be to catch one, he has heard countless stories and legends, none of them have succeeded. However, there has never been a legendary pirate that has tried to capture a siren.

Indeed. Bill Cipher is a legend. He has been living in the sea for as long as he can remember, and it has slowly become his life as a whole. Since he was a little boy, he was not only charming and ambitious but also highly curious. The supernatural and mystic myths spiked his interest from a very early age, so his drive for adventure and the unknown has never ceased.

Bill Cipher had always been so invested on mysteries, that he became a mystery himself.

The captain seeks creatures — all around the seven seas, and of any kind or species — studies them, and then sells them. The highest bidding of gold takes the price! Cipher doesn't need the creature anymore, what else could he do with them? Set them free? Now that would be insane. Setting them free means letting them go for free. If they won't pay, Cipher won't deliver. Besides, it's none of the blond's concern what the bidders do with the creatures after they buy them. Will they study them as he does? Will they slaughter them? Will they cook them, even if they're still alive, just to know what they taste like and brag about eating a mythic creature? Meh, Cipher doesn't care. He never has.

The blond went down the stairs and on to the deck to meet his crew. Such familiar faces that have grown into a family. See, Bill Cipher didn't always have his own ship and crew. Of course, he did acquire his ship — through a most epic fight he will never forget — when he was eleven years old, but still, not belonging to a family for his entire childhood until he was almost a teenager was not easy.

Belonging. Ha! Bill Cipher knows he doesn't belong. He actually takes pride in it! Because you know what? He figured that belonging to made you somebody else's possession, so he swore to himself he would be the only one who ever got to own himself and/or others.

Nonetheless, his current crew is better than what he could ask for. They are invested in the supernatural almost as much as he is, all of them have unique abilities that benefit him either on battle, on investigation, navigation, or plans, and most importantly, they are loyal. That's the quality Cipher values the most.

The captain was finally greeted by his crew. They were standing in line, looking at their pirate in anticipation, eager. All of them were loaded with their weapons of choice, let it be guns, knives, swords, or even knuckles.

The crew cheered at their captain, smiling widely at him. As the moonlight and oil lanterns were the only light that lit their faces, the shadows looked menacing and eerie.

The blonde returned the sly grin and humorously vowed to his crew's cheers. He was wearing a tail-coat made of leathery-fabric, a white button-down shirt that wasn't all that white anymore, black pants, and a slightly loose golden and weaponized belt around the hips. He was carrying his favorite gun and sword, plus other minor weapons that he hid not only around his belt but also around his whole body. And of course, he wore leather boots that reached almost up to his knees and his fancy black pirate hat, which had a single golden feather and some jewels adorning it.

"Tonight's the night, fellas," he spoke, his crew finally shutting up. "As we speak, fierce beasts are swimming below us, ready to devour another pack of men. Creatures that have forever lured uncountable men to their deaths by using their celestial voices and bodies."

His crew nodded. They knew all of this already, but something about hearing it right was those beasts live made it a whole lot more difficult to bear. Now they weren't only listening to a story, they were about to experience one. And maybe, they wouldn't even get to live to tell it.

"We will be the first known pirates to ever defeat them; conquer them!" The captain continued to speak. The crew's nerves turning into excitement, "Tonight, we catch a siren!"

Everyone cheered and punched their fists in the air. Noise returning to its natural state.

“Kitty,” Cipher continued, nodding to the toughest-looking man on the crew, “you will be in charge of the ship while I go on the rowboat.”

The man nodded in return, so the captain kept speaking, “Bigfoot, Cain, Red, Onyx, and Tiny, you will be staying here too.”

The biggest man in the crew, a man with a scar across his face, a red-haired young adult male, a woman with almost charcoal-black skin, and a small boy nodded in response. 

“Guard my baby while I'm out," Cipher joked and winked. They all knew how much he loved his ship. “And that leaves Hellhound, Dawn, Dagger, and Cheat with me."

A muscular young man, a tough but very beautiful looking woman, another woman highly equipped with at least half a dozen daggers and swords, and a teenage boy agreed.

“Get settled, then.”

And with that, they all retreated to stuff their ears with cloth or wax to muffle de sound of the sirens' voices. They had been preparing for this, they knew exactly what to do. They also knew perfectly well to stand their ground, no matter how tempting a siren could look. And most importantly, they knew that their goal was to catch a siren, not kill one. If for some reason they started to get aggressive, which they figured would be bound to happen, they would result in violence.

A few minutes later, the rowboat with Cipher's chosen crew was lowered down to the ocean. They paddled slightly further away from the ship, and then stopped when they started to notice the shadows under them. They were currently surrounded by huge boulders, covered in algae and coral, where they also spotted movement. A wave of adrenaline washed over everyone's veins, making the captain smile even more widely.

Cipher's team had their ears shut by different types of material, except for the captain himself. He was wearing an enchanted necklace of black pearls, which made him completely immune to the sirens' singing.

Soon enough, a ginger-haired siren came out of the water, and the pirates were immediately amazed by her beauty. However, none of them moved, as they waited for their captain's orders.

The siren swam closer to the boat, her eyes fixed on Cheat, the youngest one on the boat. The ginger held a powerful gaze, making the boy shiver, which was either because of her captivating beauty or because he realized he had been chosen as her meal.

The captain shot Cheat a confident look, making the teenager feel just a tiny bit better.

When the siren was practically touching the ship, another one came up to them. This one had curly, black hair and was staring straight at Dagger. Then a few seconds later, another creature appeared, she had darker skin and powerful blue eyes, swimming closer to Hellhound. The captain felt slightly overwhelmed by the sudden arrivals, but he never lost his calm.

Suddenly they realized that the ginger siren had gotten so close to the boat, she could easily snatch Cheat and drown him. Then, she saw the spears and fishnets, freezing on the spot.

"They're hunters!" She yelled, making all of the other sirens gasp and submerge back underwater. Cipher thought they were going to attack, but apparently, this pack of sirens had had other experiences with pirates and did not wish to repeat them.

Sure enough, however, the ginger siren was not going to leave her favorite meal alive, so she launched, grabbing Cheat with her sharp nails, and pulling him underwater with her. Hellhound threw himself forward and grabbed onto Cheat's legs.

The siren's strength was immense, causing Hellhound to begin to sink. Dawn and Dagger grabbed his torso and began to pull him to the boat. At this point, Cheat was completely submerged. In the meantime, Cipher loaded a crossbow and aimed to the spot where the siren was holding Cheat.

"No!" Dawn exclaimed although she could barely hear her own words because of the wax in her ears, "You might shoot Cheat!"

"Don't worry, sweetie" Cipher said calmly, fully aware that Dawn knew him enough to be able to read his lips perfectly, then shot the arrow. The movement below the water stopped. Hellhound pulled Cheat back to the surface. The boy was unconscious. Dawn began trying to remove the water from the teen's lungs.

Cheat suddenly coughed a great amount of water and took in shaky breaths, shivering. Dawn just looked at the captain and slowly shook her head.

"I never miss," Cipher said, obvious pride in his voice, Dawn could see it by the look of his face. She turned away.

The blond nodded at the coughing boy, and the teen managed a smile. Then the captain took off his coat and handed it to him, as the boy obviously needed it more than him at the moment. Cheat muttered a thank you. 

Cipher sat down with a sigh and looked around. He signaled his crew to hide the weapons and the fishnets, he should've known better. He might have blown their chance for the night, maybe their only chance! How could he have not foreseen that?

Time passed, and as he feared, no one else showed up. The pirates waited in silence. Cheat was almost completely dry now.

The captain fixed his eyes on the boulder closest to them, lost in thought, when he spotted another pair of eyes staring back. Immediately after those eyes noticed the pirate was looking at them, they hid behind the huge rock. Cipher stood up with a jolt, making the others around him jump in surprise. Then, nodded towards the rock and signaled his crew to remain silent.

"Hello?" Cipher said loudly, with the kindest voice he could manage, "We don't want to hurt you."

After waiting a few minutes for a sign of life, and not seeing the eyes again, he sat back down and sighed. He looked at the boat's wooden floor, sighing in defeat. Maybe he had imagined it.

Then, his crew gasped.

Cipher looked up and saw the siren far away, right beside the boulder. The light from their boat did not reach that far, so he could only see a dark figure the clear brown eyes looking back at him.

The captain stood up again, this time more slowly. He smiled gently at the creature, and spoke, just loud enough for the siren to hear, "We're just curious about your species, we don't mean any harm."

"I saw you shoot one of us," the siren said, still in the dark. His voice cracked but tried to remain steady. This only intrigued Cipher even more, because he had found himself a male siren. 

The crew looked at each other with wide eyes, they didn't understand what the captain and the siren were saying, but they sure as hell knew they were having a conversation.

Cipher remained calm, answering to the siren, "She was trying to drown one of us."

"You're hunters," the siren said gravely, much more as a statement than a question.

"We're pirates," the blond responded, as if it were pretty obvious, "we have weapons to defend ourselves, it's in our nature. Just as much as it is in your nature to lure us to death. Fair game, don't you think?"

The siren thought in silence, analyzing the words. But Cipher was not about to wait anymore, so he offered, "If you don't harm us, we don't harm you. Deal?"

Something about the way the pirate spoke made the siren want to trust him. Even if he knew the stories of pirates, how reckless and dangerous they were"¦ curiosity had always won him over. And something in his gut made him think that this pirate was not lying.

The words lingered. Cipher was afraid the siren might be smarter than him and swim away for good. But he was proven wrong when the siren slowly came into view, swimming closer to the boat.

When the siren was just a few feet away from the rowboat, the lantern's light finally glowed on his skin. Instantly, the pirates were captivated by his beauty. They had never seen a merman, much less a male siren. 

"You can come closer," the captain said, leaning closer to the water, "See? I have nothing on my hands," he said as he lifted his hands up innocently.

The siren moved closer, feeling just slightly safer and a whole lot more curious. He was intrigued by the sailors, he had never seen so many up close, and they were all staring back at him. The feeling was overwhelming.

Cipher smiled at the siren, then turned to Hellhound and winked, which roughly meant wait for my signal.

The siren's light blue tail was almost touching the rowboat's wood from below. He looked about Cheat's age.

The blond placed both of his hands behind his back. The siren and he just stared at each other in awe, each of them amazed by the other. Cipher noticed there were splashes of tiny blue scales on his shoulders, he had chocolate brown hair, and the most entrancing deep brown eyes the captain had ever seen. His gaze was purely innocent and curious.

"You're magnificent," the captain whispered to the siren, completely lost in the siren's eyes, almost forgetting what he was there for. Almost. Behind his back, he closed his hand into a fist. And so, the crew launched the fishnet at the siren and fastened it as fat and swiftly as possible, apprehending the siren.

The brunet screamed an unholy scream, Cipher was suddenly jealous of his crewmates with wax on their ears. The siren tried to escape the nets, almost knocking the boat over, but the crew acted faster. They lifted him, and with a loud thump, the siren was on the boat.

The captain had a large grin on his face and got closer to the siren. The siren had never felt so much fright in his entire life. He felt as if his heart had run up to his throat and was about to be regurgitated. He was about to scream louder, and try to knock the boat over once again, but with one swift move, one of the men that was holding him down injected a syringe into his skin. The last thing he saw was the grin on the blond pirate that had just betrayed him, until all faded to black.

#billdip #fanfic #fanfic billdip #fanfiction #bill cipher #dipper pines #dipper x bill #bill x dipper #pirate au #golden giant #siren dipper pines #pirate bill cipher #fantasy

[bangtansfavwriter]

🌷taehyung having a crush on you🌷

(it had to be a gif w tannie ☺️💜)

-you're oblivious to the fact he's crushing on you bc he actually hides it pretty well (he wouldn't even blush or anything around you so it was actually pretty hard to figure it out, it was like a running gag between you and him that you'd make him blush one day, he was always like "you won't catch me blushing, ever" and you were like "we'll see about that posh spice")

-tbh when u guys first met, he was really reserved and took quite a while to open up to you

-he had this noir vibe when you first got to know him and he was quite the starer

- he was intimidating for sure, but the more you got to know him you saw that he's an absolute sweetheart

-now he's definitely brighter around you, smiles a lot and is more goofy

- will touch you a lot, he'll do it subtly though... you'll start to experience what a big effect a small touch can have

- makes time for you despite his busy schedule, hanging out with you is actually balancing for him and this is actually insanely fascinating for him, bc he tries to understand how it's possible that everything hectic in his life disappears as soon as he's together with you

-he's always dressed to the nines, even his casual attire is chicer than half of your wardrobe tbh

-very responsible, will help you get shit done and always has your back

-you once had trouble with your landlord bc this grumpy old fart really had the nerve to raise your rent when he didn't even bother fixing issues you've raised a complaint about

-taehyung listened to your rant while you were talking with a friend on the phone

-he asked some questions about your landlord after, it seemed pretty random to you and you didn't think about it much

-anyway, the issues in your flat were solved within 2 weeks and your landlord informed you that there will be no raise after all + he looked pretty nervous

- you asked him what made him change his mind and he just did the v pose

(you: , landlord: isn't this what youngsters do? hah..ha... *laughs nervously and leaves*, you: ???????)

-you told taehyung about the whole thing

you: i swear this man is on crack or something, he looks paranoid as hell lately

taehyung: yeah.... it must be .... the crack........ (😌)

-honestly he's your rock, he's forgetful sometimes but you still can always rely on him, no matter the weather

-sometimes taehyung can't express his thoughts properly but he can always count on you to understand what he wants to say.. he was quite baffled about that at first, but then you explained to him how the vibes of a person can sometimes say far more than words can express and that and that you would always understand his heart and, my dear, was the first time he wanted to kiss you

-he would ask you all sorts of questions bc he'd just love to hear you talk and learn about the way you think

- and he grew more and more comfortable around you, so his walls slowly crumbled around you with each joke you made and each secret you've shared with him

-and whenever he spoke about his dreams and future plans he included you like it was something completely natural and you could feel your heart race whenever he said something about this

-will take you the his favourite spots in the city and tell you his about his favourite memories he made there

-you guys would also go on long walks together, btw you meeting yeontan was one of the best days of his life tbh and this fluffy lil fella also loved you so much that tae was like "...are you kidding?" but he secretly loved it and filmed you with tannie very very often

-also, one time he left tannie in your care bc he was busy and he wasn't able to leave him with his parents on short notice... tae had spare keys to your flat anyway, so you just told him to come to yours whenever he was done

-and so he did and... he clutched his chest and was like "have mercy with my heart" because you and yeontan were cuddled together on your bed and fast asleep

-and tae stood there at your bedroom's door frame with the biggest smile on his face and tried so hard not to squeal bc this was one of the cutest things he'd ever seen, so he did what he had to do and took a picture of you two and then layed down next to you and fell asleep

-the next morning, you woke up to yeontan trampling over your chest and then hopping off the bed

-you closed your eyes again but you could still hear light snores next to you, so you turned around you were face to face with taehyung.... who's still so damn handsome that it's almost unfair bc you were pretty sure you probably drooled at some point... but he was still taking your breath away even with his slightly puffy face and messy hair

-you traced your fingers along his jawline and looked at him, thinking how lucky you must be... he snuck into your bed and now you were laying there, on a rainy morning.. like a couple that also happened to have the cutest dog

-you were caught by surprise when his eyes fluttered open and he looked at you, grinned and said "good morning' with his deep morning voice that made you all giddy... "I let myself in, I hope you don't mind..." and, sufficient to say, you did not, obviously. "tannie and you... looked pretty comfy, I wanted to join. oh, and would you mind continuing that?" he took your hand and put it to back to his face, but not without gently kissing the tip of your fingers. You smiled at him, cupped his cheek and caressed it. He slid his hands beneath your shirt and slowly pulled you closed to him, you hugged him and nestled your head against his chest. You were laying there with your legs intertwined and the only thing you heard was taehyung's rapid heart beat and the rain dribbling on your window, a moment which was the closest thing to bliss... a moment that was interrupted by his phone going off and yeontan appearing out off nowhere, jumping on the bed and running over you. taehyung groaned and grabbed his phone, as you giggled and took yeontan in your arms and cuddled him when taehyung had get up. you knew by his apologetic look that this was work and that your moment of bliss was now officially over.

-taehyung was equally upset about this, both didn't try to show the other but yeah, both of you loved the moment you shared and hated the fact that it was cut short bc bangtan had to do a re-recording

-taehyung left yeontan in your care again since you had the weekend off and promised to be back as soon as possible, to take continue where you left off. he was back at 1:28 am & drunk off his ass, turns out the boys insisted on going for drinks to celebrate that they were done with the songs and taehyung couldn't say no

-yeontan fell asleep after the 3rd walk you took him on and didn't even wake up when tae started making all that noise when he was back.

-tae's went straight for your bed and crashed there. His phone rang and you picked up after seeing it was namjoon, who got an earful from you bc you were pretty sure they didn't wanna deal with drunk tae and left him in your care, but namjoon sincerely explained to you that tae almost FOUGHT jin and yoongi when they wanted to take him to the dorms and that tae insisted on going to your place bc he had "important business" to do

you: tf is that supposed to mean?

nj: he said you need to talk things out or something. or tell you something? well, speaking is involved, idk and idc, im not too sober myself, so good night~

-maybe it was the sleep deprivation making you all mush-brained... but what if.... what if tae wanted to confess? after your cuddly morning it probably wouldn't be too far off to assume that, or would it?

-you laughed at yourself and went back to bed, where taehyung had hogged your duvet, so you got out another one and layed down.. taehyung tossed and turned, sighed and mumbled something

-drunk as he was, you didn't think much of it, apart from that, you were almost asleep, but he lifted himself from the bed and said your name

you: what is it, tae ?

him: I need to confess something

you: *suddenly wide awake* 👀👂

him: .... I.... I forgot to buy anchovies *falls back asleep*

you: KIM TAEHYUNG

him: ...huh?? what????

you: is that the important thing you had to tell me? the thing you told namjoon about??

-he turned around and looked at you with wide eyes, he, too was suddenly wide awake and from the look on his face you knew that this was in fact not about anchovies... "We'll talk tomorrow, when I'm sober again." ... you knew he was right, but curiosity has gotten the better of you. you agreed, but it took both of you quite a while to fall asleep again.

-you woke up the next morning, only to find the other half of your bed empty

-after throwing your pillow across the room, you got up, feeling a mixture of sadness, disappointment and anger

-he took yeontan with him too and didn't leave you a note nor a message explaining why he left

-you took a long shower, then got dressed and just as you were about to make breakfast... your front door opened and tae came in, with yeontan on a leash in one hand and a bag from your favourite bakery in the other

-you stared at him, completely bedazzled for a second but then glared at him, which took him by surprise. he smiled nervously... "what the hell, taehyung?" you said angrily, but deep down you were so damn relieved he was back. "We went for a walk and then I went to buy your favourites, since you always get up around this time" he said, while taking tannie's leash off, and smiled. "What did you think, hm?" - "well, I certainly didn't expect you to deal so well, looking at how you came in last night." - "oh you learn a thing or two when you're a performer" the two of you laughed and he knew he's off the hook. you started cutting fruits and he quickly joined you after he washed his hands. "so about that important thing from last night", he began and looked at you with a smile, as your cheeks blushed almost instantly, "I really wanted to make this right because this isn't something I want to do when I'm drunk. I think you understand that, right?". You tried very hard to hide go keep a straight face, but you couldn't hide your smile. Taehyung giggled. "Look at me..." he said with a husky tone that excited you even more. You looked at him with a raised eyebrow and smiled, as you knew what was coming and he smiled because you knew.

💕

epilogue

-you had noticed he put the pic of you and yeontan sleeping as his screensaver-

you: nice screensaver btw 👀

tae: *tries to keep his cool.. blushes v hard*

you: OH MY GOD

tae: STOP

#bts fluff #bts fanfic #bts fic #bts headcanons #bts scenarios #bts imagines #bts x you #bts x reader #bts v #bts taehyung #kim taehyung #bangtan fluff #bangtan x reader #bangtan x you #bangtan #bts #v x reader #v x you #taehyung x you #taehyung x reader #taehyung imagine #taehyung scenarios #taehyung fluff #and our cameo star: #yeontan #mine

[tellthosewithpowersafeintower]

post-strike three's the day headcanons pls!! -you probably know who this is heh ILY

Ahh ily2!

After the strike, Jack and Crutchie are so relieved to have each other

Davey has an arm around Crutchie when they go to get their papes just after he's come back

Davey and Jack haven't really seemed to stop reaching out for Crutchie

After getting his papes, Crutchie falters because Davey seems to be struggling to say something. Crutchie prompts him gently, curious

Davey asks hesitantly if Crutchie wants to sell together

Crutchie's a little startled, and he thinks it might take him a few moments too long to react because he can see the nervousness overtake Davey before Crutchie smiles and agrees

It isn't too long later before Jack is at his side

They may sneak away together, where Jack checks on him and ensures Crutchie is okay. Jack runs a hand softly under a bruise on his cheek and they kiss

Crutchie smiles and cracks a joke

He's... He's not okay yet, but that's alright

The boys have been sure to let him know that

All in all, Jack is really grateful to have Crutchie back

He seems a little surprised when Crutchie says Davey wants to sell with him but he grins and says he's sure Crutchie'll like it a lot

And he does

Selling with Davey is actually really great

Davey sells... different than anyone else Crutchie knows

And not just because he's new

He's not the best seller, but he's trying and when Davey grins, genuinely smiles at one point through the day Crutchie feels about as though all the air has been knocked out of his lungs

Because he has seen Davey smile before- a little into the strike, at Jack in particular- but since he's gotten back Davey seemed open in a way he hadn't before

Confident and unafraid in the way the new boy fidgeting at the edge of the Square most definitely wasn't

And Davey's smile is one of those -oh frick this boy is too cute- moments

They talk a lot and banter throughout the day

When he walks home at the end of the day, Crutchie is grinning, legitimately grinning so much his face hurts from it

Silently, Jack is beyond grateful that Crutchie went out with Davey because Crutchie looks happy and after everything he needed that

Davey and Crutchie and Jack seem to grow really close as time goes on

Jack is really struggling with some leader decision and needs to talk about it? Davey is sprawled out of Jack's lap with his brow knit in concentration while Crutchie is playing with Jack's hair as his hands fly around in agitation

Crutchie is panicking? Jack has him and is whispering nonstop as he thumbs soothing circles on his hip while Davey coaches his through his breathing

They're p much always together

It's really hard to find one of them without the others

The three of them sell together on and off, and they all really love that

The first time Davey sleeps at the Penthouse is unplanned on all ends

It had been a really long day

Jack had gone to blow out some frustration on painting

What he isn't expecting when he comes back was to hear someone else already in the Penthouse

He pauses before he pulls himself to look

Davey Jacobs is sprawled with his head nestled on his arm, hair messy and fluffing up and fast asleep where he must have been waiting for someone to come up

It takes Jack a few moments to realize

Davey was worried about Jack, so even though he was really tired after a long day, he waited up for him

And Jack just about died right then and there

Davey, lanky and awkward so often, seems a thousand times smaller when he's asleep

He seems to naturally curl in on himself, and his features are softer and Jack desperately has to fight the urge to reach out and touch his hair

He's cute

Really cute

Jack absolutely wraps Davey up in a blanket after finding him

...and then two

But God he knows he's in love with this boy

"Crutchie come look at this" "I'm busy-" "just LOOK-"

It really shouldn't be all that shocking that Jack and Crutchie fall in love with Davey

Davey spends the night with them in the Penthouse a few times

The nights are full of laughter and bantering and closeness

Davey spends the night watching stars and dozing off with them still smiling

Crutchie falls asleep still tracing the freckles scattered on Davey's cheeks with his eyes

Jack and Crutchie are open with each other

Crutchie realizes first

Jack is smiling that particular smile of his, a little dazed as he watches Davey walk home

A little in love

And it just clicks

Jack's grins after talking with Davey, the skip in his step when he comes back from spending time with hom, the chatter about the boy

The way he smiles at the boy like he hung the damn moon

Crutchie recognizes that look because it's the same love struck expression Jack wears watching Crutchie

And Crutchie realizes he too echoes watching one Davey Jacobs

That more than anything he would like to have both Jack and Davey

Crutchie is the one who says that he knows Jack is in love with Davey

Jack panics

He tries to apologize and he gets so anxious

He stammers and fumbles and tries to tell Crutchie he couldn't, that he didn't mean to fall in love and he loved Crutchie more than anything

Crutchie assures Jack that he knows all that

Jack seems a little out of breath when he calms a little, nodding

And then, softly, Crutchie tells him it's okay if Jack loves Davey too

Jack's startles

They end up cuddling a lot that night

Crutchie soothes him

And Jack does open up, about how he feels about Davey and eventually just ends up babbling into Crutchie's chest about how much he loves Crutchie and Davey more than anything

Crutchie quietly confesses that he likes Davey too

Davey has been in love with these boys a long time

His crush has been growing into something a little more, but he goes on babbling nerdy facts and watching Crutchie's smile and the way he walks and falls hopelessly in love with every detail about these boys

He listens to Jack and sells and smiles

And at the end of the day he takes a deep breath and tries to ignore a lot of things

The two of the have never done anything like it before, but Crutchie bluntly asks Jack if they both want to date him, why don't they?

So they both decide they're going to try to court Davey Jacobs

While also courting each other

It proves to be a little difficult

Because Davey is sweet but this boy is so oblivious

Especially in regards to people liking him, whether or not it's romantically

Davey spends the night up in the Penthouse when it happens

Race sells with Les for the day, and Jack and Crutchie take Davey selling together

Jack may sneak a few compliments throughout the day

He drops the flower he tries to sneak into Davey's papers

All of it's right though, the laughter and clumsiness and stolen glances

Crutchie asks Davey if he'll stay over the night with them in the Penthouse

Davey happily agrees

After selling, Davey heads to drop Les home

And Jack and Crutchie agree for what they're going to do

They're waiting for him when he gets back

Crutchie grins and their ecstatic greetings are more than enough for him to smile in return

They talk for a while, seated together as they banter about headlines and selling and just drink in each other's presence

When Crutchie turns around and asks Davey to dance with him Davey stiffens and sputters for a few moments, and Crutchie can't help but laugh

Davey protests that there isn't any music and Jack tells him they'll make their own

Eventually, mortified, Davey mumbles to Crutchie that he doesn't know how

Crutchie laughs in the way he uses to show he doesn't mean it hurtfully and tells Davey that's the point, that they can teach him

And Davey hesitates

Jack pouts at him and with a huff Davey agrees

So Crutchie does help Davey dance, and he is a little clumsy

None of them care

Crutchie used to feel insecure bc dancing with a crutch is a little difficult to maneuver around and he hates feeling like he's slowing people down

But he has fun and Jack has assured him a thousand times when they have before

They haven't done it a lot, but he'd say it's enough to consider practice

He's learned what's easier for him and dancing with Davey is. Magical

Davey clearly has a fun time

They're really close and they can feel each other's breath and Davey is flushed

Crutchie can't stop watching Davey's smile as they slow dance together

They're both grinning like dorks

Watching Jack and Davey dance together is beautiful

They're so clearly in love and Crutchie is just giddy and grinning ear to ear as he listens to their laughter

There can't be a prettier sound

Jack steadies Davey every time he stumbles and even he gets flustered, Jack just flashes his charming grin and Davey settles a little more

They switch off dancing through the night in the safety of the Penthouse under cover of stars and it's filled with the sound of their laughter

Eventually, after Jack and Crutchie have a turn dancing and Jack sneaks a glance at Davey and mumbles about how in love with him he is and Crutchie can only agree

Crutchie makes some snarky comment, rolling his eyes and Jack grins, but Davey...

Davey snorts with some higher sound and he laughs, and it's bright and beautiful and free

For once Davey didn't clap his hands over his mouth the way he usually did when something made him laugh, even around them, and Jack could see the expression on Crutchie's face

Crutchie looks stunned, his eyes are fixed on Davey

Before he can lose the nerve, Jack leans up to kiss him

Davey freezes, and a moment later his fingers touch his lips as though he can't quite believe what just happened

"I love you," Jack breathes

After that, a dam breaks

Crutchie confesses that he loves Davey too, that they both do, that they both really want to date him and be with him while also being with each other

Jack, painfully small, tells Davey that he wants Davey to be their fella and asks after a beat if he'd be okay with that

And Davey's face breaks into a grin, wide and open and a little awed in disbelief. "That sounds perfect, Jackie."

That's all Crutchie needs before he lurches forwards and peppers a flurry of softer kisses along Davey's cheeks and then a longer one to his lips

When Davey, on the wave of vulnerability they've opened, confesses in a shaky voice all of the fears he's had since finding out he liked boys and so many of the insecurities he has Jack and Crutchie hold him a little tighter

They listen and comfort, and Jack softly kisses him as Crutchie plays with his hair

It's a promise that they'll always be there

Jack and Crutchie cuddle Davey until he falls asleep

(They have the excuse of the incoming colder months if anyone were to ask)

But more than anything, as they look forward into settling into the new days of loving on their fella they only find joy

#newsies #davey jacobs #crutchie #crutchie newsies #crutchie morris #jack kelly #david jacobs #jackcrutchiedavey #three's the day #three’s the day #threes the day #jack x crutchie x davey #jack x crutchie #jack x davey #jack x david #crutchie x davey #im soft #newsies headcanons #jackdaveycrutchie

[pinkykitten]

Tease of a friend

Marvel

Yon-Rogg x female! reader

Warning: 1 curse word

Specifics: comedy, blurb / drabble, race neutral reader

People: yon-rogg, carol danvers, 

Words: 869

Requested: By anon I've seen that you are writing for Captain Marvel, so can I request a Yon-Rogg x reader where the reader has a crush on Yon but thinks he doesn't like her bc of the whole 'emotions make you weak' thing and her friend Carol finds out and tries to help her (maybe teasing her a bit about it?) Thanks if you write it but it would also be okay if you don't:)

Authors Note: i can totally see this happening like carol being a total tease of you liking yon-rogg lol but anyways here is another yon-rogg fic. ur girl is on fire 🔥 with these requests and may i just say with this handsome fella. hope you all like tho! 

You stared from afar, longing, sighing. Your head delicately laying gently on your hands as your mind went from reality to day dreaming. Your heart thumping loudly within your chest as you imagined what it would be like to have a relationship with that man. How it would be to have his arms wrapped around you, to hear his voice tell you good night as you two finish the day. All of it sounded too good to be true, and it was. 

You were so busy in your own little world you didn’t hear your friend Vers having a conversation with you. You two were currently at the cafeteria near the training base, getting lunch and talking gossip. 

“Hello earth to y/n,” Vers said as she waved a hand in front of your stone cold face. You shifted in your seat within seeing the movement and almost fell from your chair. 

“Ugh, what Vers? I was just...thinking.”

“Good one.” Vers smirked as she kicked her boot covered feet up on your lap. You rolled your eyes and smacked them playfully off. “What do you mean good one?”

“What I mean is, whatcha thinking about?” She asked knowing the answer. She had on a devious smirk as she played with her golden blonde hair. Her brown eyes switching from your figure to Yon-Rogg’s. She bit her lip trying to hold in her giggle. 

“What are you laughing about Vers?” You played with your food, trying to change the subject and get on with your day. 

“You know full well who you were thinking of sweet cheeks. You were thinking of Yon-Rogg! You were thinking of Yon-Rogg!” She exclaimed as she clapped her hands like a little school girl. “K I S S I N G!” Not wanting anyone to hear, you shushed her up and stopped her from clapping, “stop that! I was not, for your information!”

“Were too.”

“Were not!”

“Were too.”

You groaned and gave up the fight, “I swear sometimes talking to you feels like talking to a little kid.”

Vers chuckled and playfully slapped your arm, sitting up right, “c’mon you know I’m only playing. But why don’t you do I don’t know the sensible thing and go up to him and tell him how you feel.”

You stood up harshly and threw your trash in the garbage, sipping the rest of your drink, “are you crazy? Hello is Vers still with me!” You said as you knocked jokingly on her forehead. “I think you’re sick.”

“Yeah right ha ha very funny, but I’m serious y/n, just do it. Whats the worst that can happen?”

“Oh I don’t know I may lose my job, my relationship with him and with you. Don’t you care about that?”

Vers thought about what you said for a moment and nodded, “you’re right. Buttttt on the other hand he might accept your declaration of your love, swoop you in his arms and give you the kiss you have been dreaming about.” Vers played out the scene for you. Grabbing an imaginary person and kissing them. 

“I have not been dreaming about that okay!”

Vers nodded her head, “oh yeah you have, totally.”

“And even if I were to declare my love like you say there is that problem, we are not allowed to display affection heck not even any emotions. Those you are describing are emotions, thats a no no.” You waved your forefinger back and forth. “Besides he is like the king of like telling us that emotions make you weak and such and such and such. He doesn’t like me Vers,” you sighed and put your hands in your pockets, “he can’t like me.”

Vers felt defeated, she hated seeing her friend in pain and in sadness. All she wanted to do was make you happy and make you see that you are enough and that you and Yon-Rogg should be together. 

“What if he loves you so much that he doesn’t give a dam* about the rules?” Vers questioned, looking you dead in the eye. 

“Is this you teasing? Another one of your jokes? I don’t think that would ever happen. I mean, he wouldn’t like me or love me like you suggest that much...would he?” You paused and gave Vers a look. She just shrugged and sipped her drink, “you’ll never know until you try.”

With confidence consuming you, you agree with Vers. You straighten your clothes and quickly ask, “do I look okay though? Like is this too much?”

Vers scanned you and fixed some minor things here and there, “make sure your girls are here and present.” She said as she lifted your bra to make your boobs look normal and good. “Fix this piece of your hair.” She stuck her fingers in her mouth. She was about to go all mom on you but you grabbed her hand in time before any of her DNA was on you. 

“I think I’m good.”

“Okay, right go get’em tiger,” she smacked your butt as you walked confidently to the table Yon-Rogg was sitting at. 

You displayed on a loving, charming smile that made Yon-Rogg also grin at you. “Hello commander, mind if I sit here?”

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[ohbite]

          “ lookie-lookie, who’s gonna fire up some nookie. ”

*   ╰    beau  mirchoff  ,  until  dawn  .     ╱     welcome  to  castle  rock  ,  MICHAEL  MUNROE  .  you’ve  just  blown  out  TWENTY  -  THREE  candles  on  your  most  recent  birthday  cake  ,  and  rumour  has  it  that  you  had  your  last  birthday  in  ALBERTA  ,  CANADA  .  now  ,  you  can  be  found  loitering  around  THE  FIREHOUSE  .  why  did  you  leave  there  again  ?  was  it  something  to  do  with  THE  TRAUMA  ENDURED  ON  BLACKWOOD  MOUNTAIN   ?  regardless  ,  we’re  glad  to  have  you  .  i  hope  that  BODACIOUS  ,  DAUNTLESS  ,  MISCHIEVOUS  &  PERSUASIVE  behaviour  of  yours  doesn’t  cause  too  much  trouble  here   …   it’s  funny  ,  you  remind  me  of  A  MAN'S  BEST  FRIEND  ,  LOYAL  BY  DEFAULT  WITH  AN  INCLINATION  TO  IMPULSIVELY  SACRAFICE  BY  ANY  MEANS  NECESSARY  IN  ORDER  TO  PROTECT  THOSE  YOU  LOVE  .  BIG  MAN  ON  CAMPUS  WITH  CHRONIC  HERO  SYNDROME  .  POST - TRAUMATIC  VULNERABILITY  BEGRUDGED  TO  EVERY  SLEEPLESS  NIGHT  ,  SHIELDED  BY  A  DEVILISH  DISPOSITION  .  perhaps  i’m  going  mad  .     ╱     cis  male  ,  he / him  . 

this fella here … he’s a real piece of work y’all. good looking, smooth as silk, and silver-tongued, mike here is definitely the resident ladykiller. he’s had more girlfriends than he’s had hot dinners, which can cause a few problems when a couple of them, emily and jess, are in his immediate circle of friends yikes.

a man of action, he’s always the first to volunteer, to make a suggestion. with a narcissistic streak, there’s no denying that he likes the attention that comes with being the man who stands up and can get things done.

first impressions, he comes across as very self-absorbed / vain, pretty immature with his constant pranks and inappropriately timed jokes. basically an overall stereotypical popular jock type of guy. HOWEVER.. however, deep down, he’s actually a pretty decent guy. he cares about his friends, he really does. i mean god damn he put his own life at risk multiple times to try to save his group of friends from the horrors of the wendigos and a psycho killer.

during a liquor-filled stay at the washingtons’ lodge, everyone excluding beth, josh, chris and sam was in on this prank against hannah, basically setting her up for humiliation based on a crush she harboured for mike. it upset her, sent her running out of the lodge into the thick woods surrounding them, beth chasing after her. mike felt some type of remorse when he asked sam if they should go after him, to which he was immediately shut down. even more guilt weighed on his shoulders when beth and hannah disappeared without a trace.

one year later and they all returned to the lodge for the anniversary of washington twins’ disappearance. it was bittersweet but mike definitely made the most of it, still up to his no good pranking / jokes on the others and a cute lil on going prank war between himself and jess. he romanced her all the way to a separate private cabin where they were gonna get it on like marvin gaye. he was down to get down. until wendigo!hannah pulled the ultimate cockblock & snatched jess from a window to lead mike on a wild goose chase in a good effort to rescue his girlfriend.

throughout the duration of the night, mike chased jess’ attacker to the mines and eventually to some sort of abandoned experimental hospital where he met his companion & new bff for life, wolfie. he nearly had to cut off three of his fingers after stupidly falling for a trap and getting them stuck in a bear trap mechanism ouch. he was stalked by a pack of wendigos through the old rundown building, which he THOUGHT he burned to a crisp but sike!!! there was more of them around tormenting his friends. he did however learn about the origin of the wendigos and how they came to be. #educated.

he may have a fear of misfortune towards his friends or them turning against him or each other. it’s supported by the fact that he almost shot emily because she had been bitten by a wendigo and he thought she was gonna turn and kill them all bro it was a legit feAR, and he couldn’t even fathom the thought of hannah cannibalizing beth bc i mean?? yeah wtf that’s wild. he also wanted so desperately to keep his friends safe that he lit volunteered to go into the wendigos’ lair ALONE, as well as sacrificing his own life to kill the wendigos if needed.

anyway it was a super wild night and mike is traumatized from everything he had to do and everything he witnessed, probably most definitely suffers from ptsd, but he puts up a pretty convincing front with the aid of alcohol aka you’ll usually always find him at the firehouse in his spare time ayyy

#𝕞𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕞𝕦𝕟𝕣𝕠𝕖. ╲ MUSINGS. #castle.intro #this is .. .. . . also trash lmao but !! #2 / 2 done #violence tw #ptsd tw #stupid idiot tw

[dancing-with-dichotomies]

Hey y’all, just to put in my own two cents on this whole “Hyakkimaru is like a child” thing and a few others... Some ppl dig it and other people are uncomfortable with it, thinking it makes Hyakki seem less intelligent or mature than he his.

So. Valid. Totally valid. Hyakki has amazing physical intelligence that has led him to adapt fantastically well. Learning Japanese despite being blind and deaf is crazy amazing smart too. Hyakkimaru is not a dummy.

But... I wanna go out on a limb here and guess that’s not what most people mean when they make the comparison. Or at least not half of them or so, hopefully. Coz like first of all yes, Hyakki is one smart fella and there’s all kinds of room for him to grow the more opportunity he’s given to do so. But at the same time, he IS disabled. He has limitations, and among them are the crucially most important ones to learning, well, just about anything. 

He’s not dumb, it’s not that he can’t think at all. But he’s clearly more of a feeling being. He IS stunted due to not learning/reaching critical milestones until very late in his life, if at all. I don’t think it’s necessarily an unfair comparison to say that Hyakkimaru is stunted in mental and emotional age. Also, he’s literally only sixteen. To anyone over 21 in the fandom, that’s basically a toddler/child and we often joke about them being such, I think a lot of fans referring to both Hyakkimaru and Tahoumaru as children, bc they are, are doing so in this joking manner. 

HOWEVER. That said, naive though I’d care to stay to it, there is perhaps those who make the comparison to try and make Hyakkimaru seem closer to Dororo in age so they can be shipped... Not valid. Like pretty much at all. So here’s the thing...

IRL drastic age gap pairs... very, very rarely work. They are very, very rarely not abusive/manipulative in nature. SOMETIMES, sure, they do, SOMETIMES, they CAN... not nearly enough usually to make the risk at least 90% of the time, but I can’t judge because I’ve seen it occasionally work for both sexes swapped. However, it always has to be the younger person to initiate first, and even then, the older person should first decline and try to get the younger person to seek a partner more appropriate in age. But even if that happens, STILL NEVER VALID UNLESS THE YOUNGER PARTY IS BOTH FULLY AN ADULT (not necessarily just 18 ((more like 21-25 depending on how mature each person is tbh)) or whatever but physically, mentally and emotionally capable for themselves) AND IN NO WAY DEPENDENT ON THE OLDER PARTY. So yeah... at the VERY least if yer writing an age gap pair ship it better be aged up, and you should also be considering the other fine nuances of the pairing, like uuuuh whether one party tends to consider the other her big bro, just saying... 

So, comparing Hyakki to a child to pair with canon aged Dororo? FUCK OFF AND DIE PEDOPHILE. 

Comparing Hyakki to a child/toddler just bc yer over 20 and basically anyone younger than that is now a toddler to you? Lol same and valid. 

Comparing Hyakki to a child bc his disabilities make him act “funny” and it’s cute how he acts even more clueless than a kid like Dororo? Okay but be careful not to be mocking/ableist about it. He’s clearly mature enough to know that he’s the one that’s supposed to be protecting Dororo for a reason, and you don’t see Dororo going around stabbing and slashing demons like a maniac do you? He didn’t reach certain childhood memories but he is sixteen years old not six, he has heaps of responsibilities on his shoulders, and clearly has a sense of maturity about him. He’s not a baby.

Don’t like Hyakki being treated/compared to a child? Perfectly fair but please acknowledge that he did miss a lot of childhood milestones, that is part of his disability, and the person saying it might just be joking bc they’re older and he’s still a teenager.

*DEEP BREATH* HOKAY. I thiiiiink that’s the last rant for the day, probably... xD;;

#dororo #dororo 2019 #dororo anime #hyakkimaru #hyakkimaru dororo

[trainedhard]

[ CHARACTER STUDY; SAITAMA & HEROISM ]

SO I’ve got a lot of feelings on how Saitama’s dreams of being a hero ended up, so... yeehaw, fellas. Get ready for a BIG OL JUMBLE OF THOUGHTS. 

So first off. Let’s talk hero-in-training Saitama. Now I know in canon that he shows little to no actual sustained injuries from fighting, but like... he wasn’t indestructable from the get go. Before he got his bizarre, god-like invincible body, he was just a guy who thought of himself as weak and utterly useless. Even through training and serious injuries, he’d just laugh it off and say it was nothing. Even though he would get INTERNAL BLEEDING and so many heavy injuries, he still saved people with a smile.. all bc he wanted to. Of course, that all changed since his training, but.. here’s all my thoughts in a collective ramble.

could you imagine how much it'd suck to be saitama? imagine wishing your entire life you could be a hero. you knew it was childish, but you still clung onto that dream. youre forced to give it up and when you do, life becomes a living hell for you. you grow to inability to keep a job (though i have my own explanation and backstory about this in my about....)  and when you get the chance to be a hero a fiery passion ignites in you.you've been weak and a miserable excuse of a person, in your own eyes, for your entire life up until this point. you train vigourously, become the hero you want to be NOT because of selfish reasons, just because you want toyou finally get to be the strongest in the universe, and when you finally, finally  do, and you still just. wanna be a hero because there needs to be non selfish heroes. everyone. fucking. hates you.

you're treated with no respect, you're booed almost to the point of quitting heroism., everyone thinks you're a fucking joke and calls you a joke name of Caped Baldy / Bald Cape to rub salt in the wounds. He was SO fucking excited when he found out he could register to be a licensed hero, but all the H.A. gave him was corruption, negligence, and a lot of “newbie crushing” ASSHOLES. They all seem to think of Saitama as someone who can be walked over, or easily crushed; but of course, Saitama doesn’t let this really get to him.

HE JUST WANTED SOMEONE. ANYONE. TO APPRECIATE WHAT HE WAS DOING FOR THE PEOPLE OUT THERE! but nobody ever believes him, nodody ever treats him kind except genos and MAYBE fubuki & bangeveryone tells him to give up being a hero because he's shit at it, because he SAVED THEIR LIVES but it cost the city. no lives were even lost that day when the meteor struck, and seeing how much everyone took him for granted, really hurt him. he got so worked up that he just about went FERAL (and only seeing genos would calm him) because they were blaming him for saving their lives instead of their fucking new cars.

it just burns my biscuits that so many people take saitama as a joke, because HE'S not the part that's supposed to be a joke. NO. IT'S HIS POWERS THAT'S THE JOKE! he's a guy with serious depression just trying to do what's right. he doesn't want flashy heroics, he doesn't want fanclubs or demand them, he even says he doesn't need fans. he just wants a little appreciation for all the times he's saved the earths ass, but the H.A. has to come in and take all the credit from him.

everyone calls him a fraud and chants that he's a fake during deep sea king. that also really stung him deep down, i think, because here's all these S CLASS HEROES who were taken down with ease and nobody can defeat him but saitama. saitama defeats him, everyone boos. could he have gotten mad and defensive? yes. did he? absolutely not! he selflessly started going "uh... uh, YEA. HAHA. THAT'S RIGHT. IM JUST A BIG FAT FAKE TAKING THE CREDIT. IT WAS SO WEAK I BEAT IT IN ONE PUNCH."

the crowd starts hating him even MOREbut only mumen knows he's a liar. that he really was that strong.saitama could be molded into a total dickbag from all thisbut what i admire most .. and love most about him.. is that he DIDN'T.instead he chooses, time and time again, to let the people hate him. to let others take the credit. to do what the people think.if it makes them feel safer, so be it; even if it hurts, he doesn't care. he just wants to be a hero. and while everyone's always like "OHH MUMEN'S MORE HEROIC THAN SAITAMA BECAUSE SAITAMA HAS NO PASSION" i get MAD!!! 

that's a BLATANT LIE!! both are equally passionate for justice, but have yoU MET SAITAMA??he is the kind of guy who has LITERALLY jumped in front of cars to save people.if he could, he'd lay his life on the line for otherseven if the world hates him, he still keeps going, even if it's tough. he's lost his ENTHUSIASM but his passion for justice is NOT nonexistent like so many comparing him to mumen say\mumen is just more DRIVEN. 

saitama has learned the hard way that blind optimisim can't get you everywhere. the world's basically spit and pissed on him and told em "FUCK YOU" but even so.. even so he still goes out of his way to be as heroic as he can. he acts like he doesn't care, but he's the same man who saved a man from comitting suicide. he's got a weakness for children because he can't stand to see them upset so he does anything to calm them down/save them.

 he saves the life of so many others even if they're telling him he's a fraud. he gave up his hero credit to the cops, who evryone started to think of as jokes thanks to the existence of heroes (even dressed up as one and pretended he was a cop who beat a monster).there's so much more i could list off but just because he doesn't have that fiery enthusiam outwardly showing does NOT mean it's not there.

 if he wasn’t so passionate for justice, WHY was he so starry eyed at the idea of being a pro hero? WHY did he do vigilante work for those 3 years? WHY does he want to help avenge Genos? WHY would he go out of his way to save anyone? WHY does he care about saving other people, ESPECIALLY kids?? It’s not easy to be a hero. It really isn’t. And yet Saitama does all these things because he’s got such strong morals, he just wants to help people. He never expects anything in return, ever. He can’t stand taking people’s money, even if it’d help him out, which we know from the fact that genos said he’d pay rent, but was confirmed he never let Genos pay. 

despite the world being against him he still is a hero. he stopped completely reporting his actions to the H.A. too, and the only reason he even moves up anymore is bc other ppl report his heroic actions.

Anyways, I don’t really think this could count as a true character study? but then again, all my character rambles about him go under these kinds of things. anyways, i leave you with the set of screenshots i think about the most.

#⌠character study; jonesy rambles⌡ #SORRY IT'S MOSTLY ME GOING OFF ABOUT H.A.... #BUT SAITAMA ... DOESN'T DESERVE THUIS #i just #have so many feelings #also this is copy pasted from discord #i didn't feel like rewriting it #but i might later #anyways here's wonderwall

[shannonhqs-blog]

(  caitlin ,  twenty five ,  ast ,  she/her  )  — ┊ don’t tell me that’s MEGAN FOX ? nevermind, it’s just  SHANNON MORENO.  they are  THIRTY THREE  years old,  CISFEMALE,  and have lived in savannah for  EIGHT YEARS.  they work as a  BARTENDER AT JINX  and go by  SHE/HER  pronouns. some would describe them as  ASSERTIVE  while others say they are  CHEEKY.  either way, no one suspects that she’s hiding HER PREGNANCY FROM A ONE NIGHT STAND THAT RESULTED IN A MISCARRIAGE.

“ STAND BACK DEBBIE DOWNER ! ”  this rowdy lil copout cheerleader is shannon (better known as ‘auntie shan’ by her regulars) moreno and she’s the rootinest tootinest basic badass bitch you’ll ever come across.  homegirl originates from tennessee ,  lil bit of honky tonk & a lil bit of rock n roll ,  and  moved to georgia when she was twenty five simply bc she was bored and needed a major change in her life.

she’s all about having fun 24/7 and living her best life.  self proclaimed prank war champion, never turns down a party, and is just all around your classic provocative girl.  pretty laid back, always playful, and hella flirty ( she hits on everyone swear it ).  howeVER she’s also momma hen...ish ??  like she uses cutesy pet names ( hunny, sweetie, darlin’, etc ) and she wants to make sure everyone else is also living their best life but not like getting too out of control ok.

growing up with an older sister, an older brother, and a younger sister... she kinda suffered with middle child syndrome, which resulted in her being an absolute  s h i t h e a d  as a teen.  she’d sneak out in the middle of the night with the boys her parents warned her about, smoke in the girls’ washrooms at school, used fake ids to purchase booze and get into bars/clubs, vandalized the neighbourhood however she could with whatever she could... girl was a savage.  classic defiant party girl is the very essence of her childhood.

basically that Wild Child lifestyle carried over into adulthood but much tamer now and slightly more responsible ( ??? maybe ).  i mean, she’s serious about her job bc she loves it and couldn’t imagine doing anything else with her life.  if customers buy her shots, she’s taking them, but within reason... she won’t get plastered on the job anymore.  shan just loves a good time.  she’ll joke with you, she’ll listen to your shitstorm of a life, she’ll flirt a lil, and she’ll make hella tips behind the bar with her spunky ‘tude.  it’s a win/win scenario man idk.

however, her recklessly spontaneous ventures took an unexpected ( and unwanted ) turn.  now, shan isn’t one to tie herself down, obviously, so she’s familiar with the no strings attached rule.  a drunken one night stand, like any other she’d experienced, left her making silly mistakes under the influence, which resulted in an unplanned pregnancy.  it took a couple weeks of feeling ill before shannon made a doctors appointment and found out she was seven weeks pregnant.  despite how devastated and shocked she felt, she honestly wasn’t completely certain what she wanted to do; she was conflicted.  

during her second trimester, unfortunately, she had a miscarriage.  her doctor explained it was a result of an incompetent cervix, which basically meant she wasn’t able to hold the pregnancy.  this entire ordeal occurred almost a year ago, and she’s kept it secret.  to this day, nobody knows that she was even pregnant, let alone the fact that she had a miscarriage.  she simply played it off as catching some sort of stomach bug.

a few wanted connections i’d love to have for her:  some gal pals she can hang with, co-workers / regular customers whom she sees as family, a handful of past and/or current one night stands / flings / fwb ( guys and gals pls ! ), maybe someone she rubs the wrong way and she knows it so she’s a dick abt it and just... doesn’t care if they don’t want her around OR vice versa aka someone that rubs her the wrong way etc., maybe an ex she tried having a legit relationship with and ended up breaking their heart?, OBVI it would be cool to have the fella she had a one night stand with / knocked her up bc the drama could be wild...

i’m also super down for whatever, if you have any wcs that you could see shannon filling !! brainstorming is cool too just pls plot with me xoxxo

#ghq.intro #miscarriage tw #alcohol abuse tw #im a Dumb Bitch tw #i got super caught up in playing rdr2 but !! #here's this mess & i'll be sweeping through the starter tag shortly ;*

[isroselalondebisexual]

if you have the time/patience to look over these troll kids, i would be so happy! ^ㅂ^ john captor, rose zahhak, jade makara, and dave serket! if dave serket makes you uncomfortable, you don't have to analyze him! (i also apologize if my english seems awkward, not my first language! ^^;)

Your English is just fine honey!

John Captor, raised on the lower cusp of middle class but not quite there, with crazy psii powers and a lusus that loves him, but is also something of a giant (heheh) handful. John would probably try to raise bees, realize that’s a LOT OF WORK, and just buy mind honey to feed biclopsdad from then on. Someone else can raise bees and sell honey he’s perfectly content being a patron of someone else’s hard work. Probably tries to get into coding but, predictably, still sucks at it despite being a troll now, bc that was never really a “yellowblood” trait as much as it was a “Sollux” trait. John and Karkat (if he exists in these?) pretending to be competent coders at each other while both of them just suck, respectively, is a hilarious idea btw. Probably tries to run a trolltube channel where he does speedruns through various games, but it devolves into Mcelroy-esque nonsense where he godmods everything (look at him, being a CODER, he’s so HARDCORE with his CODING) and proceeds to do the DUMBEST shit. A real comedian, that fella. Has NO IDEA how to fix things, the most you can get out of him is an awkward joke with a pat on the back and more frequently he just shuts down emotionally and stares at things as they go wrong, but he IS a very good listener, he’ll make you feel comfortable and listened to, he naturally mimics the posture of the people who’re distressed (like in canon) but just because he’s very very empathetic doesn’t mean he has ANY idea how to go about helping with that aside from listening and offering his shoulder to cry on. As Heir of Doom, he and Mituna share a classpect, which means Bad End: he becomes doomed and gets fucked over BIG time, Good End: he comes to terms with himself and his own way of experiencing the world and interacting with others, and embraces himself fully, the good and the bad, and doesn’t sweat the small stuff.

Rose Zahhak, raised on the underside of RIDICULOUSLY WEALTHY, where propriety is stressed heavily and she can have anything she wants, so long as she bows down to those “above” her, and her lusus cares deeply about her, but also kinda lets her get away with most things. Also, she’s freaky mutant strong and has piss poor control over it. She’s gonna have the trademark Zahhak frustration-anger-breakshit-further frustration-more anger- break more shit-get even MORE frustrated- anger cycle. The idea that society will give her anything- not because she’s earned it or because she deserves it- but because she was born into it, would initially be appealing, but she would be expected to subject herself to the whims of those colder than her, and she would, well, absolutely fucking hate that. Tear it all down, tear down all society, it’s broken beyond fixing, nothing good can be tweaked or edited into existence, burn burn burn it all. As Seer of Void, she’d at first be amazed that she’s not a Rage player, that would make more SENSE that’s what she’s ABOUT, but slowly, slowly it would start to make sense. A Seer of Void is one who can see potential, someone who can see what would rise from those ashes, someone who can take her anger and guide the world into SOMETHING out of the nothingness that she sees everywhere he looks, the nothingness that consumes her, the lack of value placed on every troll, on her friends, the senselessness of her society that doesn’t make any kind of REASONABLE decisions. She craves order, something sensible, which she never finds in the society she was raised in so once it’s down, she’s the one that guides them into building anew.

Jade Makara, then, is the one to bring it down. Raised alone at the oceanside, without even the benefit of a dog or chessfolk to chat with, I can imagine her frustration and short fuse that we see in canon would get even worse, clinging to her friends as her one remaining scrap of sanity in a society that doesn’t make sense. Jade & Rose moirallegiance is… good… two girls complaining about society, how it sucks, even though they’re the people who are supposed to be BENEFITING from it it’s still BULLSHIT! Why are so many people okay with this! Jade and Rose bounce off each other, frustrated and also Jade would probably feel kinda guilty about it all. Why is she “higher” than anybody else? It wouldn’t sit well with her, but also she’s ONE PERSON and society is a LARGE AND COMPLEX THING. Rose’s talk of tearing it all down, just burning it all to the ground and starting anew would sound… pretty fucking nice, actually, but while Rose would be more wont to just bitch about it, Jade is more a woman of action, and she doesn’t have a centaurmom patting her back and telling her to chill, she doesn’t really have any mom at all, since seagoatmom seems to have better things to do than take care of her child. Jade would want to somehow destroy society without killing everybody- that would be cruel, but how else would they start anew? The Game settles this issue for her, (un)luckily. As Witch of Rage, hers is the task to take her anger, her frustration, the injustices she feels buried deep in her soul, and use those to incite CHANGE. Working together with Rose, Jade will be the force to tear it all down, and Rose shall pry a path of righteousness out from the darkness. Idk how Jade would interact with the cult, tbh, I feel like she might enjoy the juggalo stuff while she’s little, but eventually grow away from it when the violence and hemoclassim starts to sit ill with her. She likes the clowns and mirth part, less the messiahs and murder bits.

Dave Serket (I don’t mind, it’s just Vr*ska/Aran*a/M*ndfang that I get VERY UNCOMFORTABLE about) is raised on the high edge of the middle class, with a piece of shit lusus that makes him kill. Dave would, too, he’s a people-pleaser, and we know from canon that his guardian is someone he wants to please VERY badly. Spiderdad is nasty and awful and abusive and forces Dave- who does not like death or danger or hurting others at all- to do dangerous things and hurt and kill others. Puts forth a coolkid exterior, acts unbothered by the atrocities Spiderdad forces him to commit, acts tough and untouchable and aloof but in reality he craves validation, someone to listen to him. He wants, desires, craves intimacy, but the idea of opening up to another person causes visceral, abject horror within him at the very thought. As Knight of Light, his job is to protect luck and knowledge, which he thinks is a STUPID role, wtf. Probably fucks right off his planet and goes and chills with John for a while, and they both come to terms with themselves together, going through their personal journeys side by side. John would be critical in Dave’s journey, someone empathetic, someone who listens but offers no judgement, someone who believes Dave and doesn’t just go “We’re trolls what do you expect.” He lets Dave spill his guts to him over and over and over again, and Dave is almost ravenously protective of John, who he considers himself incredibly lucky to have in his life. Rose and Jade, too, Dave would give anything for, in part because his childhood has conditioned him “if you love someone, sacrifice for them” but also in part because he’s just a really loving dude and he’d do anything for his friends because he adores them. 

#answers #Rose Lalonde #John Egbert #Dave Strider #Jade Harley #John Captor #Rose Zahhak #Jade Makara #Dave Serket #I am still doing these! #the problem is these take about an hour each and I've been really busy with finals and FINALLY having a social life #but I AM still doing these! #slowly but surely #Homestuck #John #Dave #Jade #Homestuck analysis #HOmestuck meta #analysis #meta #JadeRose #JohnDave

[smoolcat]

(1/3)hi!! could I please get a matchup? I'm a 5"6.5 ENFP biracial girl with super curly brown hair n bangs. I also have tan skin, brown eyes, and black glasses. Literally all my friends describe me as a puppy bc my mind is usually is all over the place, I can talk for hours, and I love attention and affection. I'm pretty excitable and nice, but I don't take shit from anyone and I'm fiercely independent. I love being around my friends, but I hate social functions with lots of strangers (I avoid

(2/3) parties and dances. I prefer sleeping, playing video games, or writing.) I am social but I need my alone time. I’m pretty funny. I’m always cracking dumb jokes. And I like to tease/make fun of my friends a lot, but I don’t go too far. And memes are my life. I am a mom friend!! And I seem like I don’t care about school but irl i try very hard. I love rap music! And I’m kinda loud ^^“. I stand out but people seem to like me. I don’t like overly emotional people or non affectionate people.

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(3/3) IM SORRY I RLLY DIDNT MEAN FOR THIS TO GET TO THREE PARTS PLS FORGIVE ME!! But also i dye my hair pretty often (I’m a fan of cool unnatural colors) and I’m very laid back. Things don’t get to me easily, but I’m not afraid to speak my mind if they do. And I have no filter?? I say what comes to mind almost immediately and I have to catch myself sometimes. THANKS! ❤️❤️❤️ Good luck w ur blog!

I ship you with Ryūnosuke Tanaka!♡

Ryūnosuke Tanaka matchup!

   •   You’d catch this boy eyes atfirst glance. All it took for you was to walk past this boy and he’d alreadywant to propose to you, right there, right now. Someone as exotic as you waspretty rare around their parts, especially a rare beauty like you. Tan skin,hazel colored hair, beige eyes and a pair of black glasses to give off a vibeof cuteness.

•   Before daring to approach you,he peep-talked himself for a whole week, day and night, looking at himself inthe mirror as he’d practice his suave moves which would sweep you off yourfeet; or so he thought at least.Finally the day came, you were being the same adorable girl you were the firsttime he saw you, cracking jokes with your friends and chatting. Up until thisvery handsome fella rudely interrupted, cockily smiling, saying “Hey there cutie. I couldn’t help myselfbut notice how beautiful you are. I know you might be intimated by my awfullygood looking appearance but today is your lucky day, I feel like giving you achance.” finishing off in a cool pose. You laughed, and so did your friends– and his heart broke. But, surprisingly, you agreed! Something about this boyintrigued you, and no, it wasn’t his horrible pick-up lines, but maybe, hiscourage and humor.

•   Tanaka would love yourpersonality to bits. You were such a puppy around him, demanding attentionevery single second, and he never wanted something else in his life more thanthis. You two would never shut up, like ever! Even your friends would startfeeling jealous of how amazing your boyfriend treated you. He always listened,he constantly got involved in your conversations, he didn’t hesitate to reactto your demanding’s of attention – rubbing your head or even give you quickkisses now and then – and most importantly, your excitement matched perfectly. If one of you would get excited, theother one would get even more fired up, which only resulted in an endless loopof endless energy; he loved that the most about you. You never skipped avolleyball practice of his, and the moment he did something cool, you made surehe’d known by shouting in joy – which only lead up to him removing his shirtand spinning it madly. He did it even more than before and God help his teambecause seeing you have a small bleed every time he did that, he never wantedto put his shirt back on; not like youwanted either.

•   Not only that he’d be overprotective with you, if someone dared to comment or even remotely pick on you –that person would better prepare for Tanaka’s grim aura, followed by seriousthreats. What could be better than a loyal, protective boyfriend? An independent,fierce girlfriend. That poor bastard would probably end up in hospital withseveral bones broke because of you two; butit was God damn worth it.

•   You two would constantly shoutat each other to check your phones because one of you sent a shitty meme, andyou wouldn’t even care if you were obnoxiously loud all the time. If someonewould say anything, both of you would make sure to shut that person up; forever. To think you were loud, thatmost likely changed the moment you met Tanaka, he was by far louder than you’veever been – but that was because you allowed him to, and he never felt happierknowing he could be himself near you. You noticed how chill your guy waswhenever you’d swear or just speak whatever was on your mind without thinkingtwice about it. You’ve never felt so relieved in your life to be able to shout,curse and just say whatever you want before. Sometimes you’d be warned you’vewent too far, or that your language doesn’t suit a lady – but with him? Never,he fucking loved your rude attitude and the fact you weren’t scared to show itmade you even sexier in his eyes. He loved a woman with no filter.

•   Whenever you’d be invited to aparty or social event, mostly because you two seemed to be the life of suchthings, surprisingly to everyone, you’d both decline. Sitting at home in pajamas,ordering pizza and having gaming nights was the perfect date for you two. Oreven taking 8 hours naps, nothing could compare to this feeling in the entireworld. This boy was down for whatever you were, no questions asked.

•   Overall, you and RyūnosukeTanaka would be exactly what the other is looking for in another. Not only thatyour excitement, loudness and fiery personalities would collide like a typhoonin a storm, your relationship would be everything, everyone wants. A guy toprotect and listen to his girl like Tanaka does with you, someone who wouldwillingly chose to sit at home and play games than go party, and mostimportantly, someone who could understand you and offer you as much attentionas you could possibly asked for.

Bonus!: Ohboy, you and Tanaka would have arguments in bed more often than outside of it.You’d always fight who will top who tonight, and you’d win most of the timesbecause he just couldn’t get over how appealing you looked in his eyes; thisboy was addicted to you.

AHHH don’t worry about it babe! The more the info, the more the details ;))) I hope you like it because I had so much fun imagining the two of you together, like it was so fucking cute ♡♡♡ AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! I will try my best, enjoy!♡

x.Smoolcat♡

#haikyuu #haikyuu! #haikyuu matchup #haikyuu matchup request #haikyuu Ryūnosuke Tanaka matchup #haikyuu Ryūnosuke Tanaka matchup answer #Ryūnosuke Tanaka #Ryūnosuke Tanaka matchup #Ryūnosuke Tanaka gif #smoolcat

[victor-v]

so yesterday i finished all for the game for the second time in my life (weird thing i've never read a book or series twice) and it wrecked me for the second time. it was unexpectedly nice that i actually understood everything with so much clarity, but that makes sense i've got lot of practice in reading english since then. also, i wrote my thoughts on the book this time.

i can't understand how a book can have such an impact on me, i hate that and i love it, everything else that crossed my mind is under the cut

★huh andrew really bullied aaron into dressing identical to mess up with neil

★"i don't swing either way" is the phrase that made me feel more valid that the whole queer community ever

★neil is pure nihilism

★how can i EVER forget neil wore a tight long sleeved TORN tshirt that andrew bought this is way too much

★seth is dead and all kevin can think about is the line up tbh i do that often

★they are making a scandal about how they sit

★kevin telling neil "destroy him" filled me with power

★the most unreal part is neil ALWAYS keeping his roots another colour the guy must dye his hair every fucking week

★how did neil buy andrew's promise to protect him from the japanese mafia's professional murderers when the only people he physically bullies is an obsessive young adult with anxiety, a princess in high heels and his sunshine sister in law

★wait a fucking minute andrew saw neil filled with terror while holding the phone and immediately gave him the car keys so he could be alone fuck

★nicky fucking hemmick attended to improv class

★ according to dan few athletes were crude enough to start trouble at an ERC event, you mean as crude as neil?

★how to take care of your teammate while he's in a crisis according to: andrew→show concern and reassure him. wymack→10 seconds of vodka

★"hey, jean. jean valjean" is peak comedy

★the ravens walking in v formation is genuinely the most cringy thing you can think of

★neil first finds out the only possible person to date him is andrew because he was jealous of renee are you kidding me

★andrew only missed 13 from 150 shots on goal for fucking real what a Man

★renee is an angel, she's specifically andrew's angel

★neil truly is a watcher

★bee wearing a bee costume is the only good thing on this world

★dan and matt dressed like greek gods!!!!! they can adopt me already

★can you believe nicky is the one who got into neil's brain and planted the idea of realying on someone, and since then neil actively pursues an investigation on andrew's relationship status how on god's name i missed that HOW he's not even subtle about it damn

★he first worries about renee now about kevin goddamn it josten how can't you se how much you care about him

★it's funny how sexuality is such a heavy topic between them when they sure as fuck have some pretty huge stuff going on you know like dying in the hands of the mafia or being tortured

★i imagine andrew running to renee all bonkers like "listen if the cute guy asks, for fucks sake tell him i'm gay but make it ~casual~ maybe this way he'll get it"

★the sole mention of thanksgiving dinner makes me want to die

★kevin is checking the scores in a newspaper I forget this book is so 00's

★they should have spent the day eating turkey and frozen pie at abby's fuckkkkkkkk

★are you kidding me they are in the middle of a conversation and andrew casually chokes neil a little but it's ok they carry on wtf

★"we are all going to regret this" is the fucking worse piece of foreshadowing in this book

★neil interrogating andrew the same night he was raped what kind of fucking piece of shit does that

★i can't fucking believe neil went ahead and shoved andrew's hand under his tshirt in front of kevin, wymack, betsy and two fucking lawyers are you kidding me

★neil asking "are we? friends?" to nicky is so relatable because i also would have an aneurysm if someone told me i am their friend

★someone else tries to flirt with him and he immediately considers andrew how i was too ace to see it the first time i read

★jesus fucking christ riko is one truly fucked up sociopath and neil is the bravest motherfucker on the land

★how can he face riko like that in the nest and be extremely pure in other occasion

★"are we watching the ball drop? i want to make a wish" he wants to make a wish and i want to die thanks

★i can't believe the whole if it means losing you then no and side effect of the drugs shit it's unreal fucking unreal how oblivious neil is too ace to realize anything SOMEONE JUST CALLED YOU "DREAM" THE LEVEL OF ROMANTICISM

★the amount of heavy staring in this trilogy is ridiculous and all i can think about is twilight

★these books made me see how far from the 00s we are, for many reasons, but mostly for some jokes that can't let slide; like calling neil a battered wife, domestic misogynistic violence is not a joke

★i can't believe from all people, wymack was the first one to get andrew was into neil

★"that doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you" is such a funny phrase to be said casually why is it

★"you are a racoon, not a fox" oh andrew

★it only took andrew admitting he had a crush for neil to be all sentimental and shit, and that disarmed andrew too

★they are like some kind of animal that while you think they are fighting, they are actually mating, that's exactly what nora meant with feral

★half of last book is neil mooning over andrew jfc

★nicky made neil smile while distracting him from riko im gonna throw myself off a cliff

★i can't quite believe neil goes through a detailed monologue about andrews memory the man is impressed and borderline turned on about every talent on his crushe's shelf

★i literally can't follow and will never understand the quarrel/promise/agreement between aaron and andrew what a bunch of pretentious idiots

★every time neil's phone buzzes all i fear is the fucking countdown

★i thought "i want to see you lose control" was a collective fever dream i can't believe it's written on the books

★if i was nicky i already have told andrew to stop his freaky pretentious shit towards me

★neil to the upperclassman: ha ha fellas is it gay to unthinkingly call andrew in the middle of a anxiety breakdown

★"you gave me a key and called it home" is as soft as heartbreaking i want to jump off a cliff

★"i won't be like them, i wont let you let me be" is actually pushing me off that cliff andrews feelings are a fucking storm

★neil was kidnapped and tortured the day of my bday and that's not a coincidence

★neil's talent to twist the truth in order to convince andrew of anything is outstanding

★excuse me they have no right to be this soft i hate them

★they miss so many opportunities to be funny about the whole "protection" thing

★did he really had a mental breakdown over where to fucking sit on the bus lmao

★"don't come crying to me when someone breaks your face" is the second most awful piece of foreshadowing

★lets be honest for a second andrew should be a fucking writer because all those things he says? edgy myspace pretentious poetry

★im sorry but i don't care about literally anything except neil smiling onto andrew's neck bye

★andrew ghosted a kiss across neil's hip im dead for real

★abby kissed neil's forehead farewell after cleaning all his injuries i have no words he's recieving all the affection he deserves

★cant believe you don't see aaron is fucking worried neil is taking advantage of andrew

★i mean yeah ok don't talk love but neil is sad that nicky thinks it was only hate sex, and he immediately acknowledged it meant more than that to him bc his demi btw wtf does hate sex mean i can't believe you hate someone so much you wanna suck his dick

★they all went horseback riding when will i have a group of friends like that

★"who's humanising who in that relationship" i know right nicky

★kevin locking himself to have a panic attack is the most relatable thing

★the car encounter with ichirou holds the same tension as a mr robot scene

★the proposal of playing olympics and being unstoppable feels like marriage or smth

★neil is literally having his hot girl summer

★i adore neil's overflow of emotions after swallowing everything for so many years. represented, thanks.

★andrew terrorising katelyn who the fuck does he think he is what an annoying asshole

★"did you know i've never been skiing" is the most epic line

★i cheer to the sole mention of laila

★alvares can deck me right now and i would say thank you

★"war is profitable" aaron knows what's up

★sometimes i want to slap them is2g

★that scene at eden's where they are all discussing how roland found out and aaron ends up being the only straight one lmao boy it's your punishment for being so homophobic

★the whole "deadliest piece on the board" spech is 100 times better when you consider kevin was wasted and overly exaggerating every word and gesture

★can you imagine those few fans supporting kevin's new tattoo screaming YAAAAASSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEN while snapping fingers i'm cackling

★matt in court body slamming into anyone that's been a problem to the foxes: VIBE CHECK MOTHERFUCKER

★neil kissed andrew in castle fucking evermore the audacity i adore him

#the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #all for the game #tfc #it really fucking wrecked me #how can a fucking book do this to me #my thoughts

[altitude-times]

Les Chèvres de Montagne

Yo Kelsey! Merci d’avoir accepté de participer à cette interview. I’ve been following Les Chèvres de Montagne for quite some time on Instagram and honestly, I love seeing girls encouraging girls to get out there and beyond their comfort zone. It’s super inspiring. Since when are you part of the group? How did you come to know the group? You mentioned you have a friend who’s a founder?

Hey Noémie, thanks for the interest in Les Chèvres de Montagne! I am thrilled to get to answer some questions for you and hopefully inspire you or other ladies to get out and be a part of the community. I've been a part of Les Chevres de Montagne for the last few summers with this summer being my third year coaching the mountain bike program in Les Estries. I was very fortunate when I first arrived in Quebec because the majority of the ladies I knew were also lovers of the outdoors. Coming from BC, this was heaven-sent! Pascale was a good friend of mine and one of the founders of the group so as the things expanded, we all did our part to be involved. There is a core group of ladies in Les Estries, and a lot of them are a part of Les Chevres in some way whether it be as a coach, nutritionist, chiropractor, event coordinator and more! The gist of the group was to create a community for women who loved the outdoors and wanted to participate in activities with other ladies. Whether you're a veteran at the sport you love or you simply want to try something new, the events are catered to be enjoyed by ladies of all skill levels, and that's what's so amazing about it. Plus! You meet so many new friends that you're never alone for your weekend adventures. I was stoked when I was first asked to help with the coaching. There's nothing more rewarding than watching the progression of the ladies over the few weeks you have with them.

According to you, how does going out between girls change the dynamics? Personally, I'm delighted to see girls playing in the mud instead of making Youtube videos about contouring. Sludge is a different kind of skin foundation. (ahah!)

The vibe is really special at all of the events. All the girls are encouraging each other and if they haven't signed up with a friend or two, they certainly leave with two or more new friends. Since I started with Les Chevres de Montagne, the number of ladies in my lady crew I can reach out to for weekend adventures has quadrupled, and that's something really cool. Everyone shares a common passion for the outdoors, and I agree, seeing this many ladies stoked on having fun outside rain or shine is pretty damn cool if you ask me.

What sports do you personally prefer? I guess it’s probably cycling, am I right?

Hahah you are correct! I come from a mountain bike background having raced downhill for six years before retiring at 18 due to too many head injuries. Since then, I spent three years coaching in Whistler Bike Park and a month in the Yukon coaching Army Cadets for the Federal Government. It's been a wild ride, but I couldn't see my life without mountain biking in it, so I love riding for fun nowadays and coaching on the side. Aside from that, I grew up skiing but recently switched over to snowboarding, I enjoy hiking and camping (if you can call it a sport) and try my best at fishing on the weekends.

Can you tell us a bit about an anecdote, something funny that happened or something truly memorable?

Because the majority of the girls participating are French, it's always a bit of a joke that I coach in English because they get an English lesson at the same time. For their entertainment, I'll throw in some phrases in French or attempt to explain my teaching anecdotes in French which always creates a few laughs. As for anecdotes, the cowboy gorilla stance which I learned from one of my coaches still gets people giggling. It sounds silly, but it really works! I've been using it with the kids I have coached as well as adults. That, and the chicken-wing, Superman. Another golden one I took from my time learning with the fantastic instructors at Endless Biking in North Vancouver.

What’s the longest trip you’ve experienced with them? A weekend? A few days? What was the biggest challenge?

For the past two summers that I have coached with Les Chevres de Montagne, we do a weekend at Vallees Bras du Nord, so I generally will arrive the Friday night and stay until Sunday. There are some epic multi-day adventures such as a survival camp over the winter and multi-day hikes, but so far that's the longest event I've done with the group. The biggest challenge, hmm that's tough. I think the biggest challenge for a weekend of coaching like that is just reserving enough energy to get through the weekend. After a long week at work, the drive there, a weekend of coaching and then the trip back, it can be a lot, but hey, it's hard to turn down an epic weekend of riding with such a fun group of women. Last year, we got to choose one of the two days to coach and had a free day to ride. This was fantastic because how often do you get your full lady crew out together to shred some new trail?!  Another tough challenge is having to head home after having so much fun of course!

You mentioned that you were involved as a mountain bike teacher. Can you tell us more about that?

You betcha! So the first year I coached, I was the head coach and the one I organizing the lesson plan for the beginner group, the intermediate group as well as my group of advanced riders. My second year, last summer, I coached the beginners. Both seasons were a blast, but personally, I kind of enjoyed the beginners a bit more because you got to watch the ladies confidence absolutely flourish over the six weeks. That's not to say the advanced riders didn't as well, but it was just such an enlightening feeling to watch the new riders' faces light up when they tackled a new trail they were so fearful of before. This is probably the best part of coaching, watching someone realize their potential and then turn into an absolute shredder. Everyone starts somewhere, and it's so refreshing to get to be a part of that process.

During my years of racing, I worked with numerous different coaches who all had their different ways of coaching. Everyone learns a bit differently so having those different techniques to work with is always great.

How do you plan your food for these occasions? Any delicious recipe you’d like to share?

We have our lovely Emilie who is the nutritionist for Les Chèvres de Montagne and plans the meals. Everything is taken care of for the participants for all meals from morning to after dinner snack (we make some mean s' mores cones!). We generally go for simple, hands-on meals where everyone can more or less serve themselves family style. This also depends on the size of the group but last year, we had amazing tacos that of course had the group stoke leve very high! Emilie is great at creating vegetarian-friendly menus with gluten-free options as well. As for the best recipe, I would say the energy balls. These are great and super easy to make even at home. At the beginning of the mountain bike days for the Vallées-Bras-du-Nord camp, there is a spread of jars with everything from dried apricots and cranberries to almond slices and honey and oats and pumpkin seeds and more. You simply mix your preferred ingredients in a bowl, add some honey and apple sauce for texture and stick and voila! You've got an energy ball to snack on later in the day. A lot of recipes can actually be found on the Les Chèvres de blog here → Yummy recipes!

What are your personal favorites gear-wise? It can be accessories, boots, jackets, backpacks, hydration systems, whatever.

I am currently in LOVE with my new Giro Cartelle MIPS helmet! I had a hard time finding a new helmet because I was just in between the small and medium for POC but this Giro fits like a glove. It's comfortable for long rides (my last helmet had an awkward pressure point in the middle of my forehead) and looks great. The best part is that it is equipped with MIPS® which reduces rotational forces. This is important for me with my past head injuries so I am happy to have a helmet that I feel safe wearing. Ooft, there is so much great gear on the market these days! I try to look away so that I can keep my credit card from screaming at me but hydration-wise, the hip packs are becoming incredibly popular! Not everyone is keen on wearing a hydration pack (although they can double as back protection as some brands will integrate spinal protection in the design) so the hip pack is the next best thing. I'll be wearing a CamelBak RePack™ LR 4 this season which I am excited to try out and I know that Osprey's Seral Lumbar Pack has been receiving raving reviews. For all the latest in mountain bike gear, stories and utter radness, check out Pinkbike.com. This is the epicentre of the Mountain bike world and a great source of knowledge, entertainment and of course, used bike goodies to purchase.

What did you learn from the group? What are your challenges for the year?

One of the biggest things I have learned from Les Chèvres de Montagne is that there are A LOT of badass ladies here in Quebec who absolutely slay on the trails, the slopes, and the crags! When I first started mountain biking, it was very much a men's sport although the times are changing (a lot) and it's amazing. The number of ladies that turn up for the mountain bike events and other events for that matter is impressive and inspiring. I'm proud and feel honored to be a part of such an amazing community of fierce women who are turning the tables in the outdoor world and also showing how accessible these adventures can be.

Anything else you’d like to share?

For all the ladies (sorry fellas, Les Chèvres de Montagne is for ladies only). Don't be shy! If there's an activity you're interested in but don't have a car or are not sure if you will be good, just do it! There are often many girls travelling from Montreal for events so finding someone to carpool with isn't a problem AND I can guarantee you're going to have a wicked time if you go.