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#i think it's canon
lukas-dusk · 28 days
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Steve over the phone : I'm busy. Studying. Naked!
Eddie over the phone : Is that supposed to keep me away?
Ten minutes later...
Steve : Eddie? You're at my house!
Eddie : And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.
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mebssann · 7 months
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imagine you're living in the post apocalypse and your adopted dad still makes you do homework
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millidew · 1 month
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his change in career has captivated me
bonus:
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foolsocracy · 18 days
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identity reveals are always fun
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foundfamilywhump · 4 months
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the question, you see, is not ‘is it too ooc for this character to cry’ but rather ‘what circumstances would push this character to cry’
this is the whump wisdom, go forth and make that character cry
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hinamie · 2 months
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surprise it's yuri!!!in 2024
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notherpuppet · 4 months
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Husk and Alastor have a battle of wits, drinking, and jazz. AKA how I think Husk found out about Al’s situation.
Music: JK Sax’s cover of Tones and I “Dance Monkey”
I’m not a talented enough musician so I couldn’t make the music that was in my head lol but dance monkey fits pretty well.
Alastor: Husker, is that all you got? Hahaha, take another shot!
Husk: You ain’t on a sadist’s leash, you can’t know-it-all. Can’t know what I been through, if you ain’t at a beck and call!
Alastor: Ha! I win this spat with ease, looks like you’ve hit the wall. Cuz Jokes on you, I know that too, I know it all!
Husk: You…what?
Al: Perhaps, I’ve had too much to drink this time. Do yourself a favor, banish this night from your mind.
Husk: U-understood.
Al: Hm, good.
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thunderboltfire · 2 months
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I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.
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Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.
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If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.
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I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.
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thelostmoongazer · 4 months
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Undivided attention
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emptyjunior · 6 months
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Can't stop thinking about reverse Scott Pilgrim au where Ramona has to fight all of Scott's exes, Punk drummer Kim, Megastar Envy Adams with an army of groupies, Femme fatale Lisa Miller, Jaded obsessive Knives Chau, maybe an alternate timeline version of herself.
And when she's all done it's just kinda Wallace standing there and she's like Wallace what are you doing, I'm meeting Scott's ex here and he just gives this sad shrug smile and she's like Oh and then he pulls out the baseball bat-
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lukas-dusk · 30 days
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Sam, teaching Castiel to drive : Okay, you're driving and Dean and Gabriel walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Castiel : Oh, definitely Gabriel. I could never hurt Dean.
Sam, massaging he's temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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sepezzz · 2 months
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this stinker, Tma character sheet #6!
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Michael Afton is the best at avoiding FNAF lawsuits
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sboochi · 8 months
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*sips tea* it's dumb crossovers time
I guess here King Arthur was a real dude who became legend after his death (in which demons and angels might have been involved). Our heroes now have a mystery to solve, with the help of a certain sorcerer.......
Part 1 >> Next
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lazylittledragon · 5 months
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you know what fuck it we’re doing dadstarion
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noodles-and-tea · 3 months
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Returning home
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