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Novelvember week 3
prompt: yet another incorrect quote, which is at the end of the fic :3
duo or ship: tango/grian with plenty of impulse & grian interaction!
A certain pesky bird goes poking through the local dungeon master's storage unit. After getting caught red handed, he flees to tell a fellow hermit, seeking advice for his rising feelings.
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Grian has a gay panic over Tango making out with him and tells Impulse all about it before promptly deciding physical touch is not currently Fun.
ao3 link | week one | week two
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pssst... wanna see the full drawing? click here! <3
breif warning for a sort of anxiety attack at the very end. its not described in much detail, mostly just discomfort with physical touch.
Pacing the length of the entry room in Impulse's base, Grian grumbles a bit and checks his communicator again. The device was silent, cold metal pressing into his palms as he gripped it. Where is he? It's already been ten minutes, and the avian had thought Impulse was nearby. 
As he starts typing out another DM, the sound of rockets got close. Grian perks, wings raising as he looks for the source. There, incoming fast on glossy metal dragonfly wings, was the man of the hour.
“Hey! Sorry for taking a while, you know how Zed gets after cuddling,” The daemon calls with a chuckle when he's close enough. Through Impulse's many mentions of it, yes, he did know. There had been a few times he'd seen it himself, too.
Distantly, he recalls years long past where Tango had teased both Zedaph and Impulse for it. An uncomfortable jealousy rises, despite not having any reason to be. Not only was Tango very much not dating the two anymore, but Grian didn't have a connection like that to any of them. So it didn't make much sense to feel this way.
Impulse lands with an oomph next to Grian, furry whip-thin tail stretching out in an instinctive balancing act. It brings the avian back to the now relatively quickly. “How are you?” 
Frowning, he stays quiet for a second as the taller man closes his elytra and pushes his flight goggles up. “I think you know that,” Grian replies finally, a whine in his voice.
“Is it that bad?” Impulse asks, furrowing his brows while trying not to look too amused. When the avian just groans and turns away to keep pacing, he rolls his eyes fondly. “Come in, come in. Do you want a drink or something to eat, maybe?”
They go inside, and Grian hops up onto the island counter in the kitchen while the taller man gets out two glasses. Swinging his feet lightly, he sighs again. Heavily.
“Grian… buddy, I can't help you if you don't talk to me. I may give decent advice, but only when I know the situation.” Pouring water for them, the daemon walks over and holds one glass out. “Come on, what'd Tango do?”
The amused look on Impulse’s face only serves to make him more pouty. But after taking a long sip of water, Grian indignantly flaps his ear wings and looks away. “Well, it's confusing! He's confusing! He kissed me!”
Raising a brow, his friend sat in one of the bar stools. “Doesn't he, uh, always do that?” Pointing a finger limply at Grian, he adds, “I thought you two were in a loose QPR or something?”
“Yeah-!” Exasperation laces his exclamation, and his wings poof up. “But this was different!” His cheeks got warm, and he quickly took another gulp of water.
“How so?” Impulse tilted his head, elbow leaned on the counter as he looked up at him.
Flustered, the avian set his glass down and waved his arms about. “Usually it's an agreed on moment! He just went for it!”
This seemed to surprise Impulse, as he sat up straighter. His expression got a bit dark, voice serious. “Wait, went for it? He didn't disrespect your consent, did he?”
Face blanking briefly, he quickly shook his head. “Coders, no! That was- I didn't word it right. I promise it's not like that.” As the daemon relaxed- glad his pseudo brother wasn't causing actual problems- Grian looked away and traced the lip of his cup. “I mean that usually I'm like… Usually I'm there with intentions of garnering affection. But I was just, uh, sort of there this time.”
“Sort of there?” The taller hermit tilts his head. “Oh,” he smiles, “you were stealing from his storage again, weren't you?”
“Borrowing,” Grian sniffs, wings relaxing behind himself. “Those eggs weren't going to-” he realizes he's mumbling and stops, indignantly chirping.
“Eggs?” Impulse grins, all teasing words and smile-narrowed golden eyes.
Swatting at his arm, the avian groans. “Shut- forget I said anything!” He hops down from the counter, frowning deeply, only to be caught around the middle by a laughing man. A little gasp escapes him, but then he turns to glare heatlessly.
“No, I'm sorry,” He pulls him over to his side, words warm, “Tell me what happened. I'll try not to tease more.” Impulse carefully tucks a bit of fluffy hair behind his friend's ear, admittedly making the avian feel much more at ease. It was easier to talk when he wasn't in ‘playful older brother’ mode. 
He supposed the habit must be pretty strong, seeing as Impulse had both a little sister- Gem- and a little brother. Albeit, Tango wasn't actually related to him- that'd be really weird considering their past- and was only a month younger, but the point stood.
“I doubt that,” Grian mumbles in response, getting onto the stool next to him anyways. “But fine. Since I'm already here.” That, and they both knew even Zedaph didn't know the two's ex well enough to tell what he was up to. If Grian wanted in-depth advice regarding Tango, Impulse was the only one to ask.
“Sure,” the daemon hummed, arm falling to the side as Grian sat. His smile softens, and he urges him to go on with a brief hand motion.
Thinking about where to start, he stares down at his nearly empty glass. “Well, I just needed a few more bits and bobs for a build. And obviously, Tango has a lot of those.” As he speaks, he moves his hands about animatedly. “So, I figured, ‘ why not skim off the top? ’” His voice is hesitant, and he shrugs casually. Yes, this will do, easing into just what happened.
Impulse offers no response outside a little nod, allowing Grian the space to speak. So naturally, he does. “I've done it plenty, and he doesn't ever care because, you know, it's just little things.” Pausing, he hums and adds nonchalantly, “Even then, he never seems to mind when I take anything.”
It was probably a bigger deal than he'd assumed, as Impulse gave a big grin. Still, he says nothing, so with a nervous little chirp, Grian continues. “Anyways, he's been busy, so I let myself in and went downstairs…”
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Grian had hummed a soft, happy tune as he'd gracefully glided down into the belly of Tango's base. It had been a little hard to navigate with all the redstone, but he'd been down there enough times to narrowly avoid imminent death. At least for today.
The avian landed in the large doorway, and shook out his wings before folding them. He looked around, thinking over what he'd come for. It took a minute, dark brown eyes scanning the signs. Having recalled it, he set out for the chests he'd been sure had the right little things.
Something thudded a few minutes later, the distant sound of metal whistling through the air following it. The avian had frozen up, mid looting of some less than useful chests. As far as his build went, Grian had no use for the things he'd been grabbing.
He'd glanced between the room's entrance and the armful of eggs he'd currently held. Amongst them a few bits of gold shone, and a decently sized chunk of lapis had been tucked against his side. Conflicted between knowing he should get the hell out and his own instinct to take the precious items, he remained kneeled in front of the chest.
As the metallic elytra clinks a few times and makes a soft scratching as it shuts, Grian frowns and slowly scoots towards the bag he'd dropped on the floor for whatever he ‘borrowed’. It was his own bag, at least, empty outside of a few little miscellaneous items. That and the copper he originally came here for.
Carefully unloading his last haul of mostly eggs and shiny bits with a pleased chirp, he wonders why the other man hasn't walked in yet. He had heard him land, right? That wasn't his imagination? Admittedly, it should figure that he'd make it up.
So after another pause to listen, he shrugs and continues, poking into a few other chests. A soft trill leaves him as he finds some red wool, and he gently tucks it around the eggs. Can't possibly blame him for obeying his bird brain. 
He does some more back and forths between tucking a myriad of items around the eggs and snagging half slabs of copper. At some point he'd resumed his delightful tune. Then, someone clears their throat. Grian freezes, wings poofing up. As he hears a familiar snort, he scrambles up onto his feet and turns around.
Tango is leaning on the door frame, arms crossed. His metal elytra is folded behind himself, golden yellow magma-filled sections glowing in a way that imitates the man's own fire. “Whatcha up to, G?” The blaze watches him, raising a brow. There was a faint amusement to his tone, but he seemed a bit too tired for this.
“Uh,” looking down at the near full bag, he smiles, “Just helping you clean your storage, of course!” Over his shock and now in his usual mind of mischief, Grian puts his hands on his hips, inclining his head playfully. “There were some weird things in weird places, Tango.”
Seemingly giving him a moment to process what he's said, Tango offers a sharp grin. “Oh really?” He inquires in an unamused tone that says; ‘I don't believe you for a minute’. “The automated storage unit that I built myself is broken?”
The avian falters, glancing around at the room. It didn't feel like banter suddenly. “Y-Yes.” Confirming his shoddy alibi, and therefore sealing in another task for the other, he nods. One of his ear wings moves to cover part of his face, feeling shameful.
“Hm,” Tango hums, pushing off the wall and slowly walking over. He glances down at his bag and snorts again before turning to the open chests. “And which parts would you say are broken? I'm awfully tired, but if you say it's acting up…” The blaze spoke in a quiet sneer, knowing very well that his friend was full of it. But he didn't seem angry per se. 
Hesitating, he slowly turned around to look at the chests he'd raided. “Uhm, you see,” Grian trailed off, nibbling at his lower lip. He could feel the taller man stare down at him, and slumps a bit. Stealing ultimately unimportant items was one thing, they all did that regularly. Giving another hermit more work to cover up a lie though, that made his stomach twist. It just wasn't right.
Tango didn't say anything as the avian processed, tail idly flicking back and forth. He didn't speak up when said man leaned down and started to close the chests either. “Nothing is broken,” Grian quietly says, guilty. Hearing Tango cross his arms more than he really saw it in his peripherals, he cringed. “Sorry. If you'd like I can put everything back, I know you've been busy.” 
And yet he still swung by. He wasn't at all surprised to have been caught either. Rather, he'd been surprised by the sour turn of events. Tango seemed much more exhausted than one would imagine. Then again, he did build an entire game so… maybe it hadn't been a good idea to come pester him.
“I don't care about the items,” the blaze says after a moment. He grabs the back of Grian's sweater and pulls him back into a stand, making him look up at him. Behind Tango's irritated expression, he could see fatigue in his icy blue eyes. “What I care about is that you lied about it.”
Feeling rather small under his gaze, Grian looks away again. “I was only joking,” he weakly defended. It had in fact been another tease, one he knew he'd see through. Although– 
“That doesn't change the fact that you lied after, when I asked about it.” Tango’s voice lilts up towards frustration, arms crossed again. He'd practically spoken the shorter man's thoughts aloud. “Obviously I knew it was a joke, Grian.”
“Then-!” The avian tosses his hands up, cutting off his own shout to groan. “Why are you scolding me, then?”
Furrowing his brows at the weak glare, Tango's soul flame tail swishes in annoyance. “I just told you,” he says firmly, clearly attempting to remain calm. “Can we not do this right now? I have things to do.”
Now agitated as well- despite not having the right to be- Grian rolls his eyes and puffs his wings up to seem bigger. “You started it! Come on, shout back! You're clearly upset!”
The blaze stares, clearly riled if the crackling flame on his tail tip was anything to go by. After processing, he stepped closer, purposely looming over Grian now. “You should stop while you're ahead, birdie.” The nickname was startlingly out of place in the moment, said with such strained warning.
“And why is that,” he prods, feeling a bit childish for how he essentially was throwing a fit. It wasn't clear even to himself what was going on at this point.
“You're in my base,” Tango reminds him, grabbing his chin, “and you've stolen my items. I couldn't think of a better reason.”
This had all turned weirdly intimate, their faces inches apart as they seethed at each other. Deep down he sort of knew it was going to be fine, somehow finding warmth hidden in the other's gaze. Tango's voice had lowered, but not in the dark and angry way. It was almost sultry.
Flustering, the avian taunts, “Oooh, you wanna kiss me so bad!” It's entirely immature. And very out of line, had either been angry enough. But he desperately wanted to soothe the tension, chest tight from even the vague argument. So he did what he did best, make stupid, borderline flirtatious, jokes.
And for a second, Tango stares at him as if he was a fool. Which, he really was, so it fit. But then the blaze's cheeks warm and he seems to have an internal conflict of sorts. “What?” He finally mutters, brows furrowing again. 
Grian stares right back at him the whole time, utterly embarrassed but sticking by his own idiocy. “I said, ‘Oooh,’” he speaks slower, and a bit low, “‘you wanna kiss me-’”
He doesn't finish his echoed sentence, being grabbed by the arms and pulled close as Tango all but smashes their lips together. The taller hermit makes a noise akin to a growl, tail lashing. At first he's frozen, bewildered. It wasn't exactly the expected response. 
It seems like Tango is about to pull away, seeing as the avian had yet to do more than stare. But then Grian shuts his eyes and tosses his arms around his neck, kissing back. The blaze makes a quiet purring in response, tail moving to wrap around Grian's ankle instead of aggressively thrashing.
The kiss brimmed with burning passion, a shocking thing to occur between the two. This was so unlike their usual soft and gentle affections that Grian could feel his skin buzzing. His wings were spread out behind himself, twitching a bit as Tango nipped at his lower lip. Even his significantly smaller ear wings were raised, doing small flaps now and then. He tilted his head a bit, both to pursue a deeper kiss and to wordlessly try and figure out what the blaze wanted.
Another nip, then a hand grabbing the sides of his jaw and lightly pressing in a silent answer. Tango licks the avian's lips this time, making it even clearer. So with a muffled chirp, he parted his lips, letting him explore his mouth.
Simply holding his arm apparently was not enough. The blaze wrapped one of his own around Grian's waist, pulling him flush against his chest. He moved the other to rather gently pet the spot between his wings. It was a melting bliss. He made a mix of a groan and a trill, hearing a responding pleased grumble.
His own hands moved to grasp at Tango's hair, gentle but firmly there. Thankfully he isn't on his tiptoes, since the taller had been the one to initiate the kiss and had leaned down for it. Otherwise he may have accidentally tugged, what with how his legs felt wobbly. Though with how heated this all was, it may not have been an unwelcome action.
Tango occasionally catches Grian's lip between his teeth, rather pointy canines digging in before he'd let go and pass his tongue over the offended spot. Each and every time he earned a whine, and could hear the shorter hermit’s wings flap.
Then finally they break apart, lung capacity spent. They only leave inches between their faces, panting breaths mixing in a humid puff. Grian's eyes are lidded, staring up at the blaze with a befuddled mix of wonder and confusion. All that he gets in return is a huff and the electric look in Tango's gaze.
Flustered and red in the face, the avian sputters out a few breathless syllables. He wants answers to the many questions in his head, unsure when their energy went from purely frustrated to almost charged. It's a bit hopeless as his mind is reeling, and most of his noises are little trills. The blaze grins at that, like it was a victory on his part.
And then, Tango much more calmly leans down further to kiss his jaw softly. Grian gasps, fingers flexing in the other's hair, then tilts his head to the side as a go ahead. Safe to say this was all unexpected. It wasn't even that they'd never done any of this before. Just that the energy was so different, so much more intense.
Feather light kisses are peppered down his neck until Tango can't pull his turtleneck away any further. So he trails back up, pressing just a little more. Grian's hands are gripping tightly to his cape covered shoulders, thick fabric bunched between his fingers. He gasps as the blaze nips at his jaw, then lightly whacks him in the face with one of his ear wings. Mostly by accident.
“Hey-” Tango grunts, frowning a little as he pulls away enough to meet his gaze.
Taking a moment to regain coherent speech, Grian looks to the side. “Hey yourself,” he mumbles, a complaint in his voice.
“Too far?” The blaze asks, softening. He glances between Grian's blown pupils, smile a bit too smug.
He slowly nods, cheeks still hot. Then he looks at Tango again, taking in his red lips and heavy stare. “A bit. I'm not even sure where that came from.”
“Oh,” Blinking, he seems to think back, then snorts. “Probably from you saying I wanted to kiss you. Because I did.”
Wings puffing up in embarrassment, Grian makes a shrill noise, glaring heatlessly. “It wasn't an invitation.”
“You sure don't seem to regret it though. Can't say I do either, you look pretty all red lipped.” The blaze easily replies, smirking and leaning a bit closer.
Grian surges forward to hide his face against the taller man’s shoulder, grumbling as his face flushes all over again. He doesn't reply, hiding away as he ignores the festering pool of emotions in his chest. And the other doesn't seem to mind, rubbing his shoulder idly.
The moment is disturbed by Tango's communicator pinging, making the blaze pull it out from his robes. Grian pulls back slightly, then folds his wings carefully so he can turn in the man's arms and look at the device with him. He'll happily latch to a distraction.
It's a message from Zedaph, having another trophy challenge for him to participate in. Grumbling a bit, Tango starts to type a decline, but the small avian catches his wrist.
“Go, I have things to do too.” He leans his head on his friend's arm, looking up at him with a small smile. “And I know you want to, underneath your foggy instincts.” 
The funny thing is, Grian was easier to fluster and get entranced, but also returned to normal faster. This wasn't the case for Tango, who lingered in his emotions longer. Admittedly, this was mostly because the avian tended to ignore said emotions, but still.
Frowning, he stares at him before realizing he's right. So he deletes the draft and instead confirms he'll come. “Only because you're busy.”
“Liar,” The avian teases, narrowing his eyes. But then as Tango blushes, he looks away and sighs. He may want to ignore how he feels about a lot of this, but the guilt was returning. And that he didn't want to leave untended. “Hey uh, I'm sorry for lying. And generally for getting annoying about it after.”
Tango doesn't reply at first, putting his communicator back into some hidden pocket. But then he gently pulls Grian off of himself, turning him around to look at him properly. He's got two fingers under his chin, tilting his head up to meet his smiling face.
“It's fine, I already forgave you. I know you didn't mean anything by it.” Then, the blaze leans down and presses a chaste kiss to his lips. This is what their intimate interactions were usually like, soft and comforting. And yet this simple kiss serves to fluster Grian beyond belief.
“O-Oh!” He had chirped when his friend pulled away. “Great! Then, uh, have fun! Bye!” The avain promptly fled, just barely remembering to grab his bag on the way out.
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“And then I messaged you,” Grian finished, hands falling into his lap. He had tried to explain in as little detail as possible while still properly retelling the event, yet still felt a bit winded.
Taking a second to really soak in just what he's been told, the daemon takes in a breath. He smiles, sounding a bit surprised, “That's a lot to unpack, isn't it?”
“Yeah! It is! If you somehow missed that part, we all but made out!” He had left out the intimate details, of course. But it was hard to not mention how Tango had certainly wanted to continue. Grian's cheeks got warm just thinking back on it.
Now seeing just what was going on in the avian's brain, Impulse grins widely. “We? So you kissed back?” Grian flushes, silent aside from a nod. “Did you enjoy it?”
“What kind of question-?!” He squawks, eyes widening as he whips his head to the side. Getting only a smug look, he wrings his hands. “I mean, yeah? I wouldn't kiss him near regularly if he wasn't good at it.”
The daemon snickers, shaking his head. “That's not entirely what I meant.” Seeing as Grian still didn't get it, he sighs and takes a small sip of his water, finishing it off. “G, when you two usually kiss, does it feel the same as today?”
He thinks about it, brows furrowed in confusion. “Um, I mean, no. But we haven't ever made out. Not fully, anyways. Our relationship is…” Grian trails off, waving a hand idly as if beckoning his thoughts forth. “I don't know, softer? This was more aggressive.”
“Well you did bicker seconds before,” Impulse points out, leaning on the island counter. “So then, was it a good different?”
“Um,” The avian squints at him, as if expecting the taller man to have an ulterior motive. That one he had to properly consider. He'd been so caught up in the why that he hadn't even considered how he felt about it. 
Tango had held him so close, grip firm yet somehow still gentle. And there had been a fierce passion that sparked between them for the first time. Sure, there was always affection and genuine love in their usual exchanges, but… that was always platonic.
It hit him at about the same time Impulse waved a hand in front of his face. Blinking rapidly, he looks up at his grin and flushes a bright red. “I suppose it was,” he finally answers.
“Looks like you have it figured out now,” Impulse murmurs, a spark of pride in his eyes. “Knew you'd get there eventually!”
“Yeah,” the avian breathes. It's been a very long time since he's fallen for someone. It all feels so bizarrely foreign, complicated and messy. It's a bitHe doesn't have the time to fully let it sink in, wings puffed up in embarrassment. “Thanks, Impulse.”
“Anytime, bud,” he easily replies, patting his shoulder. “I'm more than happy to help out, you know that.”
They have tea, easing into unrelated topics. Grian keeps zoning out as his friend rattles off The Soup Groups latest goof. He doesn't mean to, genuinely interested in what Impulse has to say, but he's a bit weary after all the emotional processing he's done today. 
There's a lot of questions in his head. Namely, does he feel the same? A dreadful sort of itching crawls up his spine at the idea of it. It takes hold just under his wings, making him drag his clawed fingers over the spot over and over.
When he'd confessed to Doc a while back it wasn't anything like this. The creeper hybrid had gently turned him down, and that was that. They just returned to being purely platonic friends. And they still are. So why was Tango so different? Was he really so attached to the blaze already? 
“G?” The daemon taps his arm gently, thin tail folded over on his lap. He's smiling softly, a concerned twist in the corners. His brows furrow as Grian jolts, warm hand remaining on his arm. It feels like it's burning.
Taking a breath, Grian looks up from his empty tea cup, meeting the other's gaze. “I'm okay, don't worry.” Then the combination of burning and itching is too much and he pulls his arm away.
The avian looks out the window behind Impulse. “Sorry. I should get going,” he shakes out his wings a little, then hops down from the stool, out of the other's reach.
“Oh, well alright.” Standing as well, Impulse refrains from stepping back into his space. He's not totally sure what's wrong, but it isn't the first time Grian's gotten like this. He trusts him to self regulate, and he doesn't seem to be doing horribly.
“Thanks again for the advice,” He smiles, tone warm and genuine despite the unsteady shake in it. “See you.”
“No problem,” The daemon replies, idly itching at the base of one of his short horns. He frowns slightly as it makes Grian shiver. But before he can say anything else the shorter hermit is leaving the room, footsteps gaining speed as they become fainter. 
Maybe he should have Mumbo check in with the avian. Scar would be too quick to try to hug him, and Tango is… well he's out of the question for now. 
Nodding slightly to himself as he distantly hears Grian take off, he picks up his communicator and sends a quick message to the lanky redstoner. Then he gets to cleaning up the kitchen, brows pinched.
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heres the quote of the week! I laughed so hard when i found it, I couldn't just not use it
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a few things as well, incase i didnt make it obvious in the fic! tango used to be in a triad with impulse and zedaph a while back... things happened and now hes purely just friends with them! impulse became like an older brother to him, and zedaph got back with impulse ^^
and this is (clearly) set before scar, tango, and grian got together LOLL
more is to come on all of this, im very normal about it! (lies) and i have a lot of ideas for their relationships and everything :D
anygay, thanks for reading!! have a great week!! I'll be back on Sunday!! <3
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carcass-confessions · 10 months
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Just for organization (and funsies because it's only 1 am and I'm bored) I wanna make a list of all the (magic) characters I have so far for this unnamed magic school story. Also idk if bullet lists are a thing on tumblr so like don't judge me if the format is weird jfshfjjsjs
Humans:
-Claire Celeste Estrella, the Amber Star Witch (the main character, 1/3 of a prophetic trifecta of witches, the character my friends ask me if she's written on purpose to be autistic, to which I say idk I write her like I'm writing myself so like)
-Heather Dean Forester, the Limelight Hydrangea Witch (Claire's best friend, he calls her by celeste, honestly he's kind of a boring design but I'm in love with him he's literally Just a guy who likes plants)
-Nova Éliane Jones, the Pink Sun Witch (lowkey starts off like she's the Mean Popular Girl trope but that's only because she's another 1/3 of a prophetic witch trifecta and she's charismatic and tbh just has great fashion sense, and Looks Like the queen bee of her friend trio,, tl;dr she's intimidating because she's popular but she's actually nice)
-Pippa Jane Owens, the Dandelion Witch (my DAUGHTER, in my top 3 favorite characters even though I haven't even written her yet, I just think she's neat. She's in Novas friend group, and I'm considering the idea that she somehow went to preschool or elementary school with Heather and Claire)
-Halia Ka Hiwa Kapule, the Red Hibiscus Witch (the third member of novas trio, if the Heathers were nice then Nova would be chandler, pippa would be mcnamara, and halia would be Duke. Not toxic, just in the sense that she's extremely perceptive and smart and easily on par with nova in popularity and intimidation from it. Idk I really like her outfit, leather coats over sweaters look DistinguishedTM)
-Divya Deshmukh, the Hourglass Witch (hrngh purple and gold color palette,, them and another character are the rebellious seniors who know all the Campus Secrets and Gossip, I love them very dearly, and their existence provided me a neat piece of worldbuilding so I appreciate that)
Non-humans (people native to the ~other world~ that the school takes place in; if not specified, assume they're an ElfTM):
-Daphne Rosa Clover, the Lilypad Witch (Claire's love interest, one of the few people in this world that is interested in the science behind magic rather than just what it can do. I love her dearly, pastel green and pink is one of my favorite color palettes)
-Sock Elm Dragonfly, the Feather Witch (the other senior that messes with freshmen alongside Divya. They're lowkey dating, idk. This is the one character I didn't name myself, but Sock is a better name for them than I probably could've come up with, I likely would've defaulted back to plant names since THEYRE ALL UNISEX TO MEE)
-London River Knight, the Lavender Moon Witch (the last 1/3 of the prophecy, also he's a werewolf? I haven't actually decided whether he's a Classic Werewolf or just a kemonomimi like some other characters. He's a pale lanky emo boy with grey hair idk what else to say, I just think he's neat, one of my favorite characters fjshhfsh)
-Serra Mun, the Cherry Witch (the VERY FIRST character I created for this story like 5 or 6 years ago. He's a catboy, of course. Frenemies with London, and as much as I want to ship them I fear the cliche of cat x dog but god dammit it's funny watching the way they bicker, especially since that's their first introduction from the pov of Claire and heather as their roommates, another one of my absolute favorites <3)
-Welwitschia Gloska, the Teapot Witch (well this is interesting. According to the laws of symbolic magic, she shouldn't exist, since a student by the same name and symbol just died the previous year. Perhaps there's more types of magic that can touch the soul, where symbolic magic cannot?)
-Bela Briar True, the Wisteria Witch (at the time of writing this, the most recently created character. They also probably shouldn't exist according to what people believe they know about souls, death, and the recycling and reincarnation of symbols. People tend to think of their existence as world breaking. It'd be like if it was discovered that gravity wasn't real and everything we know about modern science was completely wrong. They fully lean into this reputation though, and purposefully sneak around and generally act like a freaky little gremlin)
Non-Students:
-Professor Adriata Sweetweb, the Lavender Witch (the underworld necromancy teacher. I'm going to put it here first that every professor is a huge weirdo, so just imagine every professor I mention unless otherwise specified as being balls to the walls Extra in design and personality. As eccentric as humanly possible, and then more because none of them are humans)
-Professor Edith Dire, the Purple Foxglove Witch (the kitchen witchcraft teacher. It's basically a cooking class but with magic food, drinks, etc. She had her entire body turned into a wooden puppet so she could consume magic food containing her own symbol of a Foxglove, because otherwise it's poisonous.)
-Ewa Gloska, the Silver Moon Witch (1/3 of the previous prophecy 400 years ago, believed to be deceased)
-Ursa Elara, the Golden Sun Witch (1/3 of the previous prophecy 400 years ago, deceased)
-Altair Tahtinen, the White Star Witch (1/3 of the previous prophecy 400 years ago, deceased)
-Prastopé, the Lamb (one of many deities of the underworld. Also one of the friendliest ones, as her domain in the underworld is a vast meadow under pink skies, full of lambs that act as her eyes and messengers, meant for the souls of children. Underworld necromancers that wish to enter the underworld or simply speak with any deity tend to aim for Prastopé, as she has a reputation for being the most understanding and the least wrathful)
-Flutyx, the Ferrywoman (every underworld deity has at least one ferryman that brings the right souls to their domains in the underworld. Flutyx is the wife of Prastopé, and her only ferryman. While not as visibly soft and bright as Prastopé, being draped in black fabrics and dark colors, souls tend to feel at ease in her company. If Prastopé is the shield for the souls in her domain, Flutyx is the sword.)
-Paris insert last name (the actual first character I made, but he wasn't made FOR this story and is really just a super old character I completely forgot about and suddenly remembered and wanted to bring back. Anyways he's like in charge of what is essentially TSA for interdimensional travel lmao)
Characters I need to make but haven't yet
-all the other professors, too lazy to copy paste the list of classes I made rn
-more deities for both the underworld and over-overworld
-way more students as side characters but I unfortunately get way too attached and have to give everyone a Story
-the non-magical characters like yknow. The FAMILIES of the students lmao
-the Principal? Headmaster?? Of the school. And the one before them because it's important for the Lore
-some more characters related to the folklore of the world because history is a big aspect of this story and the characters arcs
-there's a character I accidentally retconned out of existence who was once named Barley and I really want to find a way to implement him back into the world because Heather deserves a love interest tbh, also it's needed for his ArcTM
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Callisto (Part 9 - Retreat)
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Prologue 1. Incident - Bit 1 | Bit 2 2. Fallout - Bit 1 | Bit 2 | Bit 3 3. Voyage - Bit 1 | Bit 2 | Bit 3 4. Arrival - Bit 1 | Bit 2 5. Orientation 6. Rescue Site 7. Investigation 8. Recovery 9. Retreat
And I clocked over 5000 words on this chapter, too. Oops. Lots of John one-on-one with both Virgil and Scott. Including a bit of mild whump which I quite enjoyed :D
As always, many thanks to @janetm74​ @tsarinatorment​ @vegetacide​ @scribbles97​ and @onereyofstarlight​ for all their amazing help and support. you guys rock :D
And thank you to all of you who commented and liked last week’s chapter. It all means so much to me. Thank you sooo much for your support with this crazy endeavour ::hugs::
I hope you enjoy this chapter.
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They dug the pod out of the ice, Lee and Alan tackling it while Virgil assessed Four.
Virgil was exhausted and worried. And shaky if he wanted to admit it, which he didn’t.
Ice echoed in the back of his mind where he refused to acknowledge it.
Eos kept them updated on the now quiescent water levels. There were no more reported seismic incidents. Everything was as quiet as it was before.
Except now the sparkle of crystal was far more sinister.
Virgil would be so much happier being not here.
He managed to activate the functional hoverjets on Four and with some heavy lifter muscles on the end of the appropriate toolset, he was able to relocate some of them to areas on Four’s hull that needed the support. He unwedged her roof from the rock wall, tipped her onto her belly, and, climbing inside, managed to get her moving in a stuttering echo of her usual smooth and darting operation.
The cockpit was partially crumpled on one side. Some hasty oxygen-assisted welding secured part of Gordon’s pilot’s chair back into place. Not perfect but it would do the job for now. It would not be the most comfortable ride.
“Virgil, what are you doing?” John’s voice was exasperated.
“What does it look like?” He had zero patience and just wanted to get his brother’s ‘bird back to Three so she could ultimately be taken home. There was no way he was leaving her here any more than he would have left her at the bottom of the ocean.
“Virgil, you shouldn’t be flying. I’ll take her.”
“I’m fine. Let’s just get this done.” Then he could check on his brothers.
The cave glittered at him through mangled viewports. It was still beautiful, but he no longer trusted it. He wanted out. “Have you recovered the pod yet?”
“Clearing the last of it now.” An indrawn breath. “Virgil-“
“Is it functional?”
An abrupt silence at the other end of his comms sketched out the thinned lips and frown John was no doubt sporting. “There appears to be minimal damage.”
“I’ll meet you in the Dry Cavern. I’ll need help to get Four out.”
Ignoring John’s protests, Virgil pushed the injured sub past the still partially iced in dragonfly and down the kilometre long tunnel to the exit cave.
Reaching the floor of the dry expanse ahead of his brother and uncle gave him a moment to himself. He sat back in the remains of Gordon’s pilot’s chair and closed his eyes.
It was so tempting to just let go, to give in to the phantoms teasing at the edge of his mind. But he couldn’t afford a breakdown right now. Scott was injured and their brothers were depending on him.
He had to keep control.
If only his head would stop hurting.
His eyes did not want to open again.
Consequently, it took John calling his name to ‘wake’ him.
Virgil startled to find both his astronaut brother and Uncle Lee glaring at him through the remains of the marine acrylic in Four’s viewports.
“Virgil?”
“What?”
“Are you okay?”
“I was just resting my eyes.”
John’s lips now appeared to be permanently thinned...and about to call him on his bullshit.
Virgil didn’t let him. “Hook up a tow line. We need to get Four above ground.”
His space brother did not stop glaring, but at least he decided that towing Virgil was better than arguing further.
They could meet half way.
Uncle Lee, sparing Virgil a worried glance or two, secured the line as Virgil sat and watched - an odd sensation since usually he would be the one out there doing what needed to be done. Perhaps it was a sign of exactly how gone he actually was.
Get Four to Three.
Get his brother and Uncle back to the Base.
Check on Scott and Gordon.
He was clinging to his list of goals and he knew it, but the alternative was very unproductive.
He startled again as John signalled his readiness. The dragonfly gently tugged on the line as it lifted smoothly off the ground.
Virgil shook himself and activated the hoverjets best to assist with the tow and then he was airborne. They coasted the long mole-made tunnel, took a sharp turn and climbing the vertical drop made by Three, shot into the open.
Jupiter glared balefully out of the darkness.
From there it was a blur of ‘Virgil, stay there’ and Four being hoisted into the huge, red spacecraft, the close of her hatch and the blessed familiarity of Alan’s ‘bird.
Virgil climbed slowly out of Four as John and Uncle Lee stowed the dragonfly, and clambered to the ladder that would take him to her cockpit. It was likely a further sign of his exhaustion that he had to think which way Three was currently situated. She was nose down, which meant he had to climb down.
The ladder looked like it stretched on forever and a rogue part of his mind pondered exactly how hard he would hit bottom if he just jumped.
He was ever so tired, but he couldn’t stay here, so he forced one foot after the other and began the descent.
Halfway down dizziness hit him again.
It was all he could do to cling to the ladder to prevent himself from falling.
And this time it didn’t go away.
“Virgil!” John’s voice was like a beacon in the darkness of a roiling stomach and a pounding head. Virgil had his eyes clenched shut.
The clatter of boots on rungs, hands caught him under his arms and he was being urged to continue down. “C’mon, not far to go.” John’s voice was ever so soft in his helmet. Gentle. Reassuring.
Virgil took that first crucial step and let himself drop another controlled step while mentally clinging to his stomach.
The dizziness disappeared.
Oh god.
The relief almost had him letting go of the ladder, but strong arms held him and continued to guide him down step by step. His stomach protested the entire way as if this bout of dizziness was the last straw.
John helped him through the main hatch and, from there, Virgil flung off his helmet and stumbled to the facilities.
Fortunately, there was very little in his stomach to expel, but that didn’t stop it from spasming repeatedly.
Low gravity environments sucked.
This would have been the perfect opportunity to curl up in a ball of misery on the bathroom floor, but space bathrooms sucked as much as space itself.
It became very clear that his head and body had had enough and if it wasn’t for John he probably would have fallen to that floor anyway.
“Virgil.” His brother caught him gently, drawing his head to his shoulder. Virgil didn’t have the energy to resist. “You are going to the infirmary.”
“John-“ But his head throbbed and he clenched his eyes shut in pain.
“No arguments.” In the light gravity, John lifted Virgil up and, leaving the bathroom, carried him down the corridor towards Three’s tiny infirmary.
“John-“ This was a first. Virgil usually did the carrying. The thought bounced through his aching head. But before he knew it, he was being strapped into a soft bed.
Opening his eyes would involve more than he had.
Yellow light flickered over his eyelids. Machinery beeped as John mumbled something, possibly into his comms, but Virgil had nothing left. The phantoms swooped in and the ice swallowed him whole.
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John was used to worrying about his brothers. So often he was so far away when they were in peril. But as Virgil’s hand fell limp in his, John’s heart clenched.
Both of them had been running on adrenalin. He had watched as Virgil performed as he always did when needed despite being ill.
Many times John had listened to his brothers over comms, their voices strained by what they had seen and experienced. Hell, this wasn’t John’s first rodeo, he knew what it sometimes took on a rescue.
He’d done it himself.
That didn’t mean it didn’t hurt when it happened again.
The medscanner flickered over his brother casting his pale skin in an even sicklier shade.
Stress factors were flagged. Virgil’s heartrate was up and his blood pressure was far from happy. But there was no injury.
John frowned. Virgil had been unconscious at least part of the time he was buried in the ice. He was obviously unwell and was showing all the signs of a head injury.
But there was none.
He poked the scanner as if he could drag further information out of it.
But no, it reported Virgil as stressed, tired, possibly exhausted, but there was no explanation for the symptoms he was displaying apart from some tightening of the blood vessels in his brother’s brain. Classic sign of a headache.
“John, all vehicles are stowed. You wanna drive?” Uncle Lee’s voice over comms snapped him out of staring at his brother’s medical readouts.
Virgil was asleep, restless, but asleep. He was safe for the moment. Perhaps it was just exhaustion. His brothers were well known for pushing it too far.
Perhaps it was psychological. It would be fair considering his history with ice.
But it still didn’t quite add up and it gnawed at him. He had seen his big brother tackle this issue before. It still didn’t quite sit right.
But now the priority was to get Virgil back to his brothers, and reunite with Scott, Gordon, Alan and their father.
John double-checked the patient was secure and deployed the bed pivot that would support him when the ship flipped in flight.
“FAB, Uncle Lee.” He said the words at almost the same time he entered the cockpit.
It was strange to be here without Alan. It had been a long time since Three had been his ‘bird. Even then it hadn’t really been his. It had been Dad’s and then Alan’s. John had only been her pilot out of necessity.
Sliding into the pilot’s seat, all his reflexes shifted to the needs of the Thunderbird. Pre-flight was worked through at speed, Uncle Lee providing the input needed.
Eos chimed in with clearance for their flightpath.
Callisto Base acknowledged they would be arriving in minutes.
John fired her thrusters and launched Three into the thin atmosphere of Callisto, pivoting her mid-air and taking off in a southerly direction.
The trip was very short, barely worth igniting her engines, but honestly, John was grateful.
Three hovered in the massive airlock once again and it grated on John’s need for speed. The equations that listed the reasons why those doors were so ponderous gave him plenty of explanation, but he had no patience for physics at the moment.
Landing Three was like exhaling in relief.
Their father met them on the gantry. John towed Virgil out of Three on the bed he was still sleeping on, hoverjets keeping him level and secure. The fact he had not woken despite launch and landing was just a further sign of his brother’s exhaustion.
Uncle Lee followed them out without a word.
If John was irrationally grateful for his father’s hand landing on his shoulder, he wasn’t going to examine it too closely.
Concerned grey eyes stared down at Virgil...
“He’s sleeping, Dad. Exhaustion appears to be the culprit.” His father looked up at him and John swallowed. “That’s all I could find.”
A nod and they hurried Virgil off to the Base medical centre.
Grae had set aside a part of the small facility with enough beds to support the injured Tracy brothers. John, Virgil and their father entered in the middle of an argument.
“I’m not going up to Five! It’s a broken arm, Scott, that’s all.” Gordon’s expression was furious. He was sitting up in bed, his arm in a plastic cast. It was obvious Gordon wasn’t well. There was no spark about him. The impression was grey where there was usually sun.
Scott’s response was appropriate. “It’s enough! You are off rescues until it is healed. You know that is the rule. Health first!” Their eldest brother was sitting in a chair beside the Fish’s bed. A bed behind him had mussed covers and was obviously where he was supposed to be.
It was ever so typical that he wasn’t.
Either way, John took some comfort in finding both brothers conscious despite their injuries.
Of course, that meant yelling.
“We’re in space!”
“You’re not crucial to this mission!”
“It’s underwater! I call that crucial!”
“Gordon-“
“Scott-“
“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!”
Their father’s voice cut across the yelling enough to disturb Virgil who groaned in his sleep and attempted to roll over. The groan turned into a whimper and his brow crumpled.
That shut everyone up.
Scott tried to stand and move to his prone brother’s side, but wavered. Alan who had been sitting wide-eyed next to him, hurried to steady his big brother.
John touched a finger to Virgil’s cheek and murmured soft words of reassurance. The unconscious engineer leant into his hand, eyes still closed, and settled back into his uneasy sleep.
Alan was trying to wrestle Scott back to bed with little success, until their father strode over and made some silent but very firm gestures in the direction of the empty bed.
Scott wilted in Alan’s grip and did as he was told.
But his eyes did not leave Virgil or Gordon alone, darting worriedly between them.
John docked the hover stretcher into place beside Gordon. His positioning was purposeful, giving Scott both brothers at one glance and no doubt allowing his eldest brother the chance to at least relax a little with both of them in sight.
Gordon’s eyes tracked Virgil as John draped a blanket over his sleeping brother.
“What happened?” Gordon’s voice was ever so quiet.
“Ice and exhaustion. He needs rest.” A pointed eyebrow. “You all do.”
John did, too, weariness suddenly hitting him. Such a mad scramble to get to his brothers, get them out of the ice.
“I think perhaps you should sit down, space bro.” Gordon never missed a thing. Those carnelian eyes saw everything. It was what he did with the information that mattered, though.
“John?” A worried pair of foggy blue eyes had targeted him now. Well, that sealed it.
Sure enough, their father turned around and wordlessly led him to a chair. “Sit down, son. They’re all safe now.”
There was a hitch in the man’s voice that had John questioning if he was saying it to reassure himself as much as others.
Regardless, the words had the tension in John’s muscles suddenly relaxing and he found himself shaking just a little.
The mechanics of mild shock sprang to mind and he was disgusted with himself.
A blanket wrapped around his shoulders and his father’s hands squeezed his arm gently.
There was silence in the room for a while. Dad found Uncle Lee a seat and John was ashamed to realise he had forgotten the man existed for a moment there. Perhaps he was as tired as Virgil. Sleep was a long time ago.
A Base doctor came in and confirmed John’s analysis of Virgil’s condition and quietly updated them on both Scott’s and Gordon’s status - all of which IR equipment had already revealed. Perhaps with the exception of Scott’s concussion that while still had him a little wobbly, seemed to have found some healing in whatever sleep his big brother had managed since being yanked out of the ice.
And there was the source of John’s heartrate. Pulling brothers out of the ice had been terrifying. Flashbacks to images sprouted by the news reports all those years ago regarding their mother. Scott’s desperate attempt to hide the reality from his younger siblings, but failing due to the determination of irresponsible media.
John closed his eyes.
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“What do we do now?” Grae’s eyes were pleading and Jeff wished he had a good answer for him.
He had left the infirmary knowing his friend would be frantic.
Hell, Jeff was a little frantic himself. Berry and Ju were still missing. They only had readings on two out of five missing life signs. They didn’t even know who those life signs belonged to.
“We wait.”
“Jeff, they could be dying!”
“Both life signs are strong. I know it is not the best, but we don’t have a choice. We have to wait.”
“Why? You have the equipment. You, Lee, two of your boys are fine. Hell, I’ll come with you. This is Ju we are talking about!”
Jeff straightened. “I know who we are talking about, Graeme. But the first rule of a rescue is to make sure the rescuers are safe enough to do their jobs and for the moment, I am not willing to send anyone into that cave until we work out what the hell happened!”
“Seismic anomaly. You told me yourself.”
“John is not satisfied with that assessment.”
“Why not?”
“He needs further information.”
“Then let’s go down there and get it.”
“John is working on it.”
“John is sleeping!”
Jeff’s lips tightened and he took a step closer to his old friend. “My sons were nearly killed. I am aware that this is an urgent situation, Graeme. I know what is at stake. But there will be no gain in putting anyone in further danger until we know what we are dealing with.”
A silent hand wrapped around Jeff’s arm and tugged him backwards gently.
Lee.
Jeff had known he was there and old patterns were obviously still in place.
It was reassuring.
He understood Grae’s feelings. Hell, he shared them. But his boys were hurting and, if he was honest, they had terrified him. Seeing first Scott and then Virgil entombed in ice had ripped scabs off memories from so long ago as much as tempting new horrors.
But above and beyond it all, there was something very strange about this situation. Something was off. Everything that made him the astronaut he was, was screaming alarm bells. So, while he could gather Lee, John and Alan and go down there himself, he wasn’t.
Because he trusted his sons and John said no.
Jeff couldn’t help but agree with him.
They needed further information and Eos was working hard to deploy enough probes and up the sensory reach to delve underground and veto that interference. And while John had protested - all of them had protested, except Virgil who had already been asleep - this had been an opportunity to try and get some rest.
Grae sagged where he stood, all signs of the Base commander falling away. “She’s my wife, Jeff.”
Voice ever so quiet. “Believe me, I understand.” He caught his friend’s eyes with his own. “I do.”
Grae stared at him a moment before uttering a wounded sound and turning away. Jeff watched his back as he strode out of the infirmary.
Lee’s hand squeezed gently, but Jeff still stared at the door.
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John wasn’t sleep. Honestly, he tried. Their father had corralled two more beds into the room with his injured brothers and both Alan and John had been sequestered there. He appreciated it, he did.
But he couldn’t sleep.
And it wasn’t Virgil’s snoring.
He kept running scenarios over in his head. Building and dismissing equations that could explain the liquid water in the cavern and coming up with nothing.
Liquid water demanded the existence of energy to keep it that way, likely with a heat source. Gordon had mentioned a temperature increase before the wave hit.
John’s fingers itched for his information sources on Five.
He was still wearing his suit. He had slept in it often enough not to care. But he had removed his helmet. The infirmary had its own air circulation system separate from the rest of the Base and, really, with his brother’s injuries, they hadn’t had a choice but to break the seals on their suits.
The upside was that he could squirrel under his covers and access his wrist comm and Eos.
His daughter was sending perplexed emojis at him because he had requested text only.
Her use of repeating gifs had the effect he had no doubt she desired, enough to curl up the corners of his lips at least.
His fingers darted across his virtual keyboard with a speed almost as fast as the voice he couldn’t use.
The probe net was in its final dispersal phase and the first of the reports were coming in. Eos had focussed the deployment in a spiralling pattern using the Crystal Cave as the central point and consequently, the information was more detailed in that area. In fact, Eos had doubled up the probe above Burr Crater and the cave beneath it.
His daughter highlighted three other craters, an attention icon flashing on the map. John zoomed in and frowned. There were more lakes.
His fingers darted over the map, repeatedly hitting attention icons flagged by the AI. Lake after lake showed up on sensors. A quick cross-correlation and his suspicions were confirmed. The lakes lay under the younger craters on the moon’s surface. The ones still shining from impacts of recent millennia.
John manipulated one of the probes pulling it from the net and drawing it closer to the surface. Eos threw up a warning that he was causing a brief blindspot, but he didn’t care, he needed confirmation.
Tornarsuk Crater was slightly smaller, but it was fairly equidistant from Callisto Base as Burr and almost as young. The lake registered as similar to the one in Crystal Cave and a network of tunnels branched off from it merging with the network.
Because it was a network. Initial readings tracked tunnels riddled beneath the entire Callistan surface. He couldn’t tell with these readings, but he would bet a lifetimes worth of savings that all the tunnels were made by water. Despite liquid water not being physically possible in these environs.
Not physically possible, but the lakes did exist.
Of course, that led to the question of why the water hadn’t stayed water once it left the cavern. It had behaved exactly how it should when it entered the tunnel. It froze.
Trapping his brothers.
He closed his eyes a moment as images he hadn’t fully processed yet flashed up in his mind.
He let out a sigh.
Focus.
Science was a saviour.
He returned to glaring at the holograms hidden under the blanket. It grew stuffy and he was reminded of many a late night when he was a child, shoving his tablet under the covers in order to read that little bit more despite being told to go to bed.
Memories.
He requested a planetary body analysis and the probe network boosted Five’s scan of the moon, giving him an indepth gravity and mass analysis. The readings confirmed what the Callisto Expedition had reported, that yes, there was an ocean deep under the Callistan crust, and that unlike most of the planetary bodies in the solar system, Callisto was undifferentiated. It had no core, no mantle, just a shallow ocean a couple hundred of kilometres below, sitting on a mix of rock and ice, sealed in by a crust of similar material.
So there was water in the moon. That was no surprise. Europa had proven something similar, but these subterranean oceans followed the laws of physics. They had the pressures required to stay liquid. The lakes did not.
There had to be another reason.
The next step was research. He knew what he knew, but that didn’t mean he knew everything. There must be something to explain the water.
Accessing Five’s library, he initiated a connection back to Tracy Island via the chain of buoys stretching back to Earth.
The covers over his head were suddenly ripped off, the waft of cooler air startling him even more than the sudden appearance of a tall shadow leaning over him.
John’s whisper was cutting. “Scott, what the hell!”
Because it was Scott. It was always Scott.
Well, except when it was Virgil, but this shadow was too tall, had the wrong hair and Virgil was still snoring.
“You’re supposed to be resting.” His brother’s voice had an echo of commander.
“You more than me!” John grabbed at the covers and pulled them back up to his chest. Why, he didn’t know, but there had to be a principle there somewhere.
The shadow of his big brother pulled up a chair and literally fell into it. Elbows dented the side of John’s bed and Scott’s head dipped out of silhouette as he dropped it into his hands.
John’s heart softened. A gentler whisper. “You really should rest. Get some sleep.”
“I did. Virgil is making a racket.” It was muffled as his brother was looking down at his feet, but John knew it was a load of bullshit. They had all been putting up with Virgil’s snoring since the man was born. If anything, it was a sound of comfort and was missed if it wasn’t there when they were together like this.
It was a running joke that their brother’s snoring was a great wildlife deterrent when camping.
John persisted. Scott was notorious for ignoring his health when focussed on an objective. “How’s your head?”
“Fine.”
“If you’ve come over here just to lie to me, I’m not sure I want to listen.”
“Whatever.” Scott ran his hands through his hair, messing up what was usually meticulously neat. “What happened, John?”
John sighed and pushed himself up on the bed until he was sitting upright, covers still on his legs. “You should be in bed.”
“Bed is a waste of time.” Blue eyes caught what little light was in the room and flashed it at John. “I need information.”
And John was the source of that information.
He held back another sigh and instead pulled up a virtual representation of the Crystal Cave and associated tunnel network. “The sensor readings are marred with static, but as far as we can tell water appeared to enter the lake from this tunnel.” John pointed at one of the entrances on the north-east side of the lake. “With the probe network we now have, the closest source of water I can find is under Tornarsuk Crater to the south-east.” He rotated the image until the star-rayed splash of brightness appeared. A flick of a finger and the hologram delved under the crater, bringing up another lake. John focussed the probe, switching to mineralogical detail and many spikes of crystal appeared in the cave. Eos threw up likely chemical formulae that could only be proven with samples, but had an accuracy somewhere near ninety-five percent.
He could not delve under that lake any more than he could under the lake in the Crystal Cavern.
“There’s another one?” Scott’s whisper spoke of widened eyes. “Are they connected?”
John answered by zooming out and tracing the connection via the maze of tunnels between them.
“How?”
This time John did let out the sigh. “I don’t know.”
“Is it a natural phenomenon?”
John stared at his brother. “Nothing about this is natural. That water shouldn’t exist in that state. If water came from the other lake, then how did it get to the Crystal Cavern so fast? Seismic readings epicentre the activity to the north-east of the Cavern, yet the closest source of water is to the south.”
“Can you get any further life sign readings?”
“No.” It was a defeated quiet. “And no further information on the two under the lake. All I can say is that they are there. Interference is almost complete otherwise. We cannot see below the surface, yet I can see all the way to the moon’s lack of a core.” He threw up his hands and the hologram flickered at the rough handling. “It doesn’t make sense.”
Scott was lit up by the light of the hologram. A ghostly echo of his brother’s usual vibrant self. “Is this humanly possible?”
John stared at him. “You think someone is orchestrating this?”
“Could they?”
He threw the concept back and forth in his head. “Possibly. At great expense and difficulty. There would have to be some serious science involved and I would want to know how that water is liquid in this environment. But the ultimate question would be ‘why?’”
Scott let his head drop into his hands again. “Hell if I know.”
“Wouldn’t be the first time something massively expensive and ridiculous had been deployed against us.” Gordon’s voice was sharp in the sudden silence.
And silence it was because John suddenly realised there was a serious lack of snoring in the room.
Sure enough, beside their fish brother the shape of Virgil was moving slowly to sit up. His throat cleared as he settled sitting on the edge of the bed. “So what is the plan?”
Scott straightened where he sat. “The plan is to get some rest.”
“Done that. Feeling better. There are some lives waiting to be saved.”
No pressure.
Gordon’s eyes were catching the light and aimed right at John. “You think this is planned?”
“I didn’t say that.”
“But you think it is a possibility.”
“At this point, everything is a possibility, Gordon. I don’t have enough explanation to make any conclusions.”
“I vote aliens.” And yes, Alan was awake as well, his tousled hair reflecting holographic light.
“You are all supposed to be asleep.” Commander Tracy glared at them.
“Speak for yourself, Scott. I bet you’re sporting a doozy of a headache.”
Scott didn’t answer, but John was pretty sure Gordon had hit a nail right on the aching head.
“John?” Eos’ voice cut through the glares and grumbles bouncing around the room.
“Yes, Eos.”
“Callisto Base is receiving a distress call from Kate Berrenger.”
“What? Relay!”
A terrified female voice cut the air in the room. “Base, do you read? I need help. Uh-“ The voice fell silent a moment, but every body in the room was already moving.
One of the life signs had changed position. It was now located on the same beach where Four had lain crumpled several hours earlier.
John switched to transmit. “Eos, relay! This is Thunderbird Five, Director Berrenger. Help is on the way.”
“Somebody, please help me.” It ended in a whimper.
He leapt off the bed as Scott dashed out the door. “Help is on the way.”
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Ant Farm
summary: davina wants an ant farm... but why?
pairing: natasha x black!reader
warnings: fluff, something slight
a/n: figured since i wrote for honeybee and introduced dragonfly, i might as well add some ladybug in the mix. this was inspired by my bitmoji stories on snapchat lol.
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“Davina, I am not buy you an ant farm just so you can drop it and get them damn things everywhere,” you were cleaning when while she followed you to every room asking the same question over and over again.
The young girl threw her head back and groaned, “I’m not going to drop it. I love bugs, I’ll take good care of them. I promise. They’ll be my best friends,” she held her hands up and pleaded but you still shook your head.
“What if I go ask mama or pop pop and they say yes?,”
“Then she better be the one to clean em up if you break the case or drop it,”
Her breathe hitches with a smile and she runs in search of them, hoping to get that ant farm that she’s been begging for, for weeks. You never understood her fascination with ants or bugs in general. It’s like she was a bug whisperer and it creeped you the hell out.
One time she walked in the compound with a whole tarantula on her shoulder and was just walking around with it like it was a parrot. She was sad when you screamed your head off, telling her to get ride of it. She didn’t wanna let her little friend go.
Davina runs to find Natasha and Sam going over some paperwork. This is exactly how she wanted them, distracted. She could say anything and they’d agree.
She walked up to the table and saw the way her mama and pop pop had the frowns of concentration on their faces.
“Can I have an ant farm?” Nonchalantly, she questions, knowing they barely heard the question.
“Sure” - “Yeah, do whatever you want”
“Yay,” she clapped her hands, “Can I have your card?,”
“It’s in my purse in the bedroom,” Natasha doesn’t even pick up her head as she speaks to Davina.
The little Romanoff-Wilson was up to no good but they had no idea. She booked it to your bedroom and found her mama’s purse, getting the well known card that she’s used multiple times. Multiple times where she’s catch Natasha off guard and Nat would come back asking what these charges were.
Davina found herself running to find Tony. She always used him as her puppet. When she found him, she shoved the card up at him.
“Ant farm, stat,”
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Vina waited by the door for days. It was taking too darn long to get here!! She knew she should have asked uncle Tony to add express shipping.
“Ladybug, come here please,” she heard her mama calling for her from the kitchen. She sighs and head to the kitchen, head dropped as her package still wasn’t here yet.
“What is this charge on my card?,” Natasha turns the laptop to Davina, her little head barely peaking above the edge of the table, “Who bought an ant farm and why?,”
“You said I could,” she looks at her mama with a frown.
“I don’t remember,”
“I do... and Friday does too. Do I need to have her pull the tapes again?,”
It was always like this. Davina would ask for something while Nat was lost in her own world and then she’d have to have Friday confirm that she did in fact give Davina permission to do whatever it was that she asked.
“Your mommy is gonna have her foot in my behind for getting you an ant farm,”
“But why?,” she shrugs, “I’m responsible for my age. It’s just ants. Not like I’m buying wild cheetahs,”
Natasha hums in agreement to herself, knowing Davina had a point
“Can I though?,”
“Oh absolutely not!!,”
The doorbell caught Davina’s attention and she ran to the door
“World domination, world domination is at the door!!!,” she screamed. She swung the door open and saw the mail man with a box the size of her and she bounced on the balls of her feet, “My ants, my ants!!,”
She took the box and ran to her room, leaving Natasha to sign for it. It didn’t take long for her to set it up. She didn’t even need to look at the assembly directions. She knew what she was doing. Once put together, she puts her ants in their new home and just sits and watches them.
“I’m your leader,” she whispered, mischievous grin on her face.
“Whaddaya got there, ladybug?,” Sam stood in the door way, wanting to know what got his granddaughter so enthralled considering she can never sit still.
“An ant farm,” she replied innocently.
Sam laughs to himself, still standing in the doorway, “Ant farm? What do they grow? Baby carrots?,” Sam thought he was being funny. Thinking Davina would just look at him like he was stupid.
“No, they grow...”, her voice dropped she smiled at her ant farm, “restless,”
Sam was taken aback by her off response and was about to ask what she meant when she continued.
“Soon, they will rise and do my bidding!!,” her hands slam on the desk as she leans in closer, “together, we will take over,”
Her fists are raise up into the air and Sam just looks at his grandbaby like she’s batshit crazy.
“And people who stand in my way... will suffer,” she hisses.
Sam thinks she’s just playing around and shrugs his shoulders.
“So no carrots?”
“No,” still smiling at her ants, “no carrots”
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just a little something that i thought was cute and funny☺️
please comment and reblog!!!
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szopenhauer · 4 years
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If someone has bad breath, do you tell him or her? doubtful, I don’t wanna hurt anyone, it’s awkward and a lot of ppl can’t change how they smell
Do you have an item that comforts you when you are sad/scared? used to have one special object, I still hold it sometimes, I suppose I might again at night from Friday to Saturday 
When are you likely to hide your emotions? when I’m face to face with an authority figure like boss, teacher or doctor, policeman too but I never been in a situation like this with them, I also hide my emotions from abusers at times to not show I’m afraid of them and to not provoke them more as well
Which is scarier: Dying of thirst or of starvation? I guess starvation as it takes longer
Have you ever tried to help someone quit smoking? it’s their decision to smoke, I don’t approve but I won’t get involved, I can only avoid them
Have you ever had to talk anyone out of suicide? self harm more likely, I mean... I was talking with suicidal people about them wanting to kill themselves but never at the moment when they were doing it so I don’t know if that counts
When you think of tomorrow, what feelings come to mind? packing, last day with my parents before I go to the hospital
What is the last thing you complained about? probably health related issues
What was the last curse-word you said? kurwa
When you fake sick to get out of school, what do you say or do to convince your parents that you are sick? I don’t fake sick, I might exaggerate but I won’t lie, I don’t want to worry my parents and because I’m chronicall ill I often was going to school even though I didn’t felt like it
Do you still talk to your very first best friend? no
When was the last time something went terribly wrong? basically everything goes wrong
How do you console someone when he or she is upset? depends
Choose one: Trip to outerspace, or trip underneath the oceans? no thx
How often do you feel overwhelmed? all the damn time
How do you deal with everyday life? poorly 
Who in your family do you act like the most? my dad
What is the most romantically sweet thing someone has done for you? my gf is doing many sweet things 
Have you ever been confronted by a mall cop for your behavior? I’ve never been confronted by the store guard - elseway I would never go back there out of anxiety
Is there someone that makes you feel like you’re walking on eggshells? my mom
Were you ever afraid of one of your past teachers? sorta XD
Have you ever been in a physical fight on school grounds? I was attacked but I didn’t fight back so...
A homeless man asks you for 50 cents; how do you respond? dunno
When was the last time you visited a thrift store? recently
Can you handle constructive criticism? I can’t handle any criticism :(
Who is the most sensitive person that you know? me?...
When was the last time you wrote someone a note? few days ago
Do you tell your parents before you go somewhere, or just leave? I always tell
What was the last thing you tried to get out of doing? not sure what was last hmm...
Which season do you dread the most? winter
Is there a foreign culture you’d like to learn more about? maybe
Have you ever seen a famous painting and thought “I could have done that?” abstract art
What is the scariest thing about attending your school? which one?
Are you a good judge of other people’s intentions? I got better with time 
Shopping: best with friends, parents, bf/gf, or alone? depends
When was the last time someone told you to turn your music down? my mother sometimes asks me to because she has migraines
When you don’t know how to spell a word, do you look it up? not always *ashamed*
Are you one to spend a lot of time in the bathroom? nope but I’m the one that often goes to the bathroom 
Do you ever consider the challenges other races go through? sure
When was the last time you doubted your abilities? I have... abilities? :o
What was the last thing you wished for? health... not gonna happen tho :(
How many times a day, on average, do you look at the time? several, when I wake up then when I eat and between meals and then when I go to sleep and in the middle of the night if I go to pee
Where do you first remember living? I never moved
First fandom? woah I don’t remember 
First otp/ship? neither
How old were you when you first when on a plane? -
What was your first tattoo?  -
Do you remember the last movie you saw while on a date? show - She-ra, movie - A lot like love
Did you lose your virginity before you were sixteen? nooo
How many purses do you own? too many lol Are you bi? am not Who was your prom date? I never had one, I didn’t go to prom
Who was the last person to see you cry? parent[s]
Have you ever been used? yep
Do you like when girl takes you by surprise and kisses you? I like consent but... those were the best kisses ^^’’
Have you ever gone for someone despite knowing they were bad for you? I didn’t think about the future nor that I deserve love What kind of gift can win you over? what do you mean by WIN ME OVER? Are diamonds really a girls best friend? not mine, I don’t care for diamonds 
Have you ever dated someone with a child? no way  Have you ever dated someone shorter than you? Sarah was shorter
Who has made the biggest sacrifice for you? my parents and my current partner
What sound is annoying you right now? it’s quiet :3
What gives you a peaceful feeling? sleep?
Would you rather live in the city, suburbs or the country? country
Are you more of a maker and giver, or a taker and user? taker and user I suppose
Do you buy holiday gifts early or at the last minute? early
If someone else were to describe you what would you hope they would say? the truth
Do you think it is harder for a parent to outlive their child or for the child to outlive their parent? parent to outlive the child because it’s not common
When do you do your best thinking? evening/night
What was a choice that you didn’t want to make but you had to? majority of decisions are smth I’d prefer not to make
What age do you think it is most difficult to be? to each their own
Do you think you could handle a day in jail? who knows
Have you ever been on a trampoline? I have not
Do you pretend to be something you’re not to make friends? I’m being myself and that’s why I’m friendless :P
Are you more of a shy or outgoing person? I’m introverted antisocial and a loner but I’m not shy, I can be loud and talkative
Are you more of an athlete or artist? artist Are you the type to procrastinate? I put PRO in procrastination  Do you believe that you’ll always be a kid at heart? ;) What is something you want to improve on this year? health, I’m trying  How many times a day do you get angry? uh oh... If you could eat any food you want right now, what would it be? personal Can you sleep with your eyes open? I’m no Gandalf
Do you still have any living grandparents? If so, how old are they? I don’t wanna talk about that
What’s your favorite computer game genre? simulations Do you have any exes your parents never liked? pfft Do you ever keep things just because they might be useful someday? we are hoarders
Are you frequently in a bad mood? sorry... Do you ever fill out surveys while in a bad mood? I go through soooo many moods before I finish one survey  Are you a fast or a slow eater? slowest among my friends, fastest in my house  How old were you when you had your first relationship? no idea what I should call a relationship and what not  Do you get dental checkups at least once a year? yup Is there anyone in your family/household whom you frequently argue with? mom, sister before she moved out Have you ever used chewing tobacco? tha hell? that’s disgusting!
Do you play Pokemon Go? If so, what level are you and who’s your buddy? not applicable Do you ever sit indoors and wear sunglasses or a hat? hat Are you putting off doing something right now? If so, what is it? drying my hair, drinking water and going to sleep mostly
Are you like me and hoard notebooks and pens? pens now, I stopped buying notebooks... oh wait... no... I just got one because I wanted to save bees, nvm... Are you sitting in front of or by a window? What can you see out there? by, it’s dark but there’s my neighbor’s house Are there any coasters on your table? If so, do they have text or pictures? flowers Do you have a song playing in your head right now, too? not really Don’t you hate it when people answer to surveys with one word answers? lame *I realized I did that myself *facepalm* Ever watched a cat or a dog sleep and run/twitch in their sleep? adorable <3 What’s something we do every day but they don’t depict in movies? it bothers me that in fantasy/sci-fi movies there are no toilets and meals are rare
Is your style feminine, masculine or somewhere in the middle? in the middle, childish yet of an old person haha Do you usually carry a backpack, a shoulder bag or something else? shoulder bag or tote  Do you wear glasses? If so, have you ever tried to fix them when they’ve broken? helped my dad fix his glasses couple of times Are there a lot of dragonflies around your house? they don’t show up frequently
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phylophe · 5 years
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Quotable Quotes and Memorable Moments
“From NVMN (& co.) in The Harrowing:
Character: Mikyur / Player: Laz @lazzuderp
Character: Neith / Player: Kiyo @waffuruki​
Character: Nergui / Player: Deej @djkalis​
Character: Velis / Player: Kimi @kimlime-pie​
GM and all mentioned NPCs: Yours Truly
In approximate chronological order: 
Quotes
Neith, all the time: “It’s good craftsmanship.” (Also Neith, at one particular moment: “I guess you can say... it’s good cardsmanship.”)
Velis, at the start: “I am a librarian.” Neith and Mikyur, every chance they get: “Aren’t you a libraaarian?” “Shouldn’t you know about that, Mr. Libraaarian?”
Mikyur, oftentimes: “Here comes INSPI-YAAAAAHHH COURAAAAAAAGE!!!”
Brambleson: “I’m Brambleson. Who are you?” Mikyur: “Mikyur!” Neith: “Neith.” Velis: “I’m Velis.” Nergui: “Peter.”
Brambleson: “I got there late though, so I only got to eat [Sonnorae’s] feetsies...” The Party: “.........” *silent horror*
Neith: “Hey Brambleson, you wanna try some of this?” *holds out infinite hipflask of mead* Brambleson: “Ooohhh...” *opens his mouth and tilts head up* Neith: “...” *pours some directly into his mouth*  Brambleson: “OOOH it makes me tingly! I like it!”  *later, upon a separate encounter* Brambleson to Neith: “You got more of that drink?” 
*Going to Barrow Island*  Nergui: *flies over* Neith: *climbs the steep slippery banks with cat-like reflexes* Velis: *slips all over the mud, barely managing to scramble up to the top of the banks, his invisibility ruined as he is now covered in mud* Mikyur: *critically fails to climb the banks, slips and almost slides under the end of the drawbridge into the water*
Barrow King: “Are you here to mourn?” Nergui, with zero hesitation: “NO.” The rest of the party: “WHYYYYYY.” GM: “Roll initiative.” 
Velis: *shows that he can fight, sneak attack, inflict bleed damage, use poison, go invisible, etc.* Neith: “What kind of a librarian fights like that?” Velis: “Well, being a librarian isn’t my only job--” Nergui: “Are you a bandit?” Velis: “No, I’m n--” Nergui: “It’s okay to be a bandit.”
Mikyur: *wanders off in the Prophet’s Garden* Velis: *throws a rock at him to get his attention, dealing maximum damage* Mikyur: “OWW WHY DID YOU THROW ROCKS AT ME???!!!” *flips his shit and throws rocks back at Velis, missing three times before giving up and sulking* 
Sonnorae: *gets baleful polymorphed into a frog, still clings stubbornly to Mikyur’s face* Everyone else: *tries to pull her off with no success* Mikyur, with tears in his eyes: “Guys, guys! Just stop!”
Sonnorae: *screaming way too much and too shrilly as a frog* Nergui: “Do you want me to turn her into something quieter...” Mikyur, getting a lightbulb moment: “Can you turn her into... a mole?” Nergui, clicking his fingers: “Done.” Sonnorae: *turns into a golden mole*
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Mikyur and Laz: *literally cries*
Neith: *finds some drawers hidden in the walls of the Nightpeddler’s machine room*  Kiyo: “I open a drawer.” GM: “You hear *demented shrill moaning and crying* and see this.”
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Kiyo: “I slam the drawer close.” 
Nergui: *casts Blood Biography on blood and gore on a bed* “...These are birthing fluids.”  Velis: *recoils in visible disgust* Nergui: *holds his soiled finger out towards Velis* Velis: “Touch me and you’ll lose that finger, boy.” 
Nergui: “You know how... clerics get powers from their deities? Well, I have my own, lesser-known god, and I get my powers from him or her.” Neith, without missing a beat: “So you’re a swamp cleric.”
*After the Eclipse event* Neith: “We destroyed the moon.” Neith: Neith: “Now there’ll be no night.”
Anyone other than Deej, after an enemy dies: “hOW diD yOu DiE?” [see Actually Dramatic Moments]
Neith, as Eleith and Nergui speak Auran to one another: “Get a room!”
Neith, holder of multiple extradimensional items, after learning about the consequences of putting one bag of holding into another: “...Oh.”
Mikyur, looming over Jocob’s shoulder: “Do you have any insects?” Jocob: “Uh, I have this--” *pulls out a dried dragonfly in a jar* Mikyur: *snatches it*
Mikyur, looming again: “Do you have peanuts?” Jocob: “I have boiled peanuts--” Mikyur: “Don’t want it. I want roasted peanuts.” 
Velis: *seriously considers how to most brutally sabotage the Nightpeddler’s wares* Velis: *sees caged cockatrice chicks amongst his wares* Velis: 
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Mikyur: *shoots a lightning-charged bolt from between Rogg’s legs, hitting an Ogre Guard in the thigh, while the lightning travels to zap the ogre’s testicles* Brambleson, watching all this up close: *covers his own testicles* 
Everyone: *watches Eleith tear the succubi apart brutally*  Algon: “I hope no-one is enjoying this.”  Brambleson: *pulls his ears down* 
Mikyur, after misunderstanding Essessol’s insult to Agrasug as directed at him, moving to a spot outside of the line of fire, Messages Essessol: “Stupid bitch!”
GM: “Algon uses Smite Evil! ...How does Smite work again--” Kiyo, instantly: “I FUCKING KNEW IT!”
Neith, from inside a blue gem: “Hey Velis you look kinda blue.”  Velis: *internal panic, checks that he still has his disguise of human skin colour over his blue tielfling skin* 
Nergui, after a battle with shadow demons involving Magic Jars: “That wasn't too bad.” Mikyur, with smugshit face, having called it: “Uh-huh, having your soul sucked out of your body seems pretty bad to me.” Nergui: *closes the door between himself and Mikyur* Mikyur: *bars the door from the other side*
Mikyur: “What did I telllll you, huuuhhhhhh? Oh iT’s NOt A cULt, aSmODeuS dOESn’T Do CuLTs-- *continued unintelligible petty ranting*”
Velis: “There you are. I was about to find some rocks to throw at you again.” Mikyur: “Well I don't need to find rocks, I'll just have Rogg throw some at you!”  
GM: “Are you going to bring Eleith?” Deej: “Uh, no.” Neith to Nergui: “Gonna leave your girlfriend behind?” Ongaur to Nergui: “You got a girlfriend? Congratulations, boy!”
Zassrion: *roars in rage as the party enters his Grand Library* Neith, in Draconic: “FUCK YOU!”
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All players: “Sonnobitch.”  All players: “Brambleboi.” All players: “Algon will be all-gone.” All players: “Ongaur Bongaur.” “Uncle Ongaur.”  All players: *ships Algon x Barrow King*
Clown Shoes Moments
Nergui buying forty full-sized pretzels and stuffing them all into his bag of holding. Bonus: Neith actually witnessing such act. 
Mikyur continuously failing to recall the details of his conversation with Rumul, the young Dwarven wizard, from two years ago.
Neith being in constant denial of magic. Everything is just “good craftsmanship”. 
Velis piling on lie after lie about his identity and putting in massive effort for his disguise, while the party remains suspicious the entire time and just don’t bother questioning him.
Nergui sucking at conferring information from his divination, often causing unnecessary panic or leaving out vital details.
Nergui eating nothing but pretzels (and the occasional frog or grub) for almost the entire duration of a week in the Harrowed Realm, and using pretzels to barter with Brambleson and Embor. 
Mikyur obsessing about seeing a Unicorn over the course of several sessions after seeing it on a card; by the time he actually gets to it, he becomes distracted by a pear tree instead.
Sonnorae --> Sonnobitch --> Sonnofrog --> Sonnomole
Nergui getting distracted by a frog while helping the others lift the healing berry plant out of the ground, and proceeding to literally drop everything to pounce on the frog.
Nergui accidentally putting the healing berry plant into a teapot with Tokens in them, and having to dig them back out discreetly.
Neith and Nergui trying to hastily restore Marzalee’s wax statues that they had broken on their way in, getting it all wrong (limbs on backwards, in the wrong places, extra/missing parts) in their panic.
The party really knowing how to make comfy camps.
Velis working out a way with Neith to store all the books he wants to take with him. It involves holding fees.
Velis trying and failing to set anything on fire at the Nightpeddler’s Camp.
Mikyur and Velis freaking out over cockatrice chicks.
Velis getting very fixated upon an expensive rug in the Nightpeddler’s tent.
Mikyur getting actually triggered by 1. Balimar’s fireball, 2. Nergui setting the Fortress’ Courtyard plants on fire, 3. Lamashtu’s statuette, and 4. the thought of cultists.
Brambleson having front row seats for multiple Striding Fortress fights, simultaneously being completely in the way.
Algon and the Barrow King always stepping past / beside / over one another. [Hence shipping.]
Neith and Mikyur literally bathing in the pile of coins.
Actually Cool Moments
Neith bursting through the tent of the Midnight Circus most dramatically, getting an intimidating jump on Bernaditi. 
Neith and her gun-fu.
Mikyur placating the Barrow King and the Grasping Dead by way of a critical hit with his lightning-charged crossbow, causing the electricity to radiate over the ground, eventually also winning the Barrow King’s favour and receiving his blessing.
The party, especially Velis, unanimously getting sick of the Unicorn’s condescending shit and deciding to murder him.
The party giving Algon an existential crisis, eventually leading to an alignment change.
Velis having just the right thing (Ticktock Man’s eyes) to trade Marzalee for her token.
Mikyur narrowly surviving Balimar’s fireball.
Nergui dominating Balio, giving him a sickle to kill himself. Balio, in rabid fury, swats away the sickle, and tears his own throat open. (Nergui, being spiteful, uses Blood Biography on him, asking him “How did you die?” to rewatch the violent death.)
Nergui straight up cutting the gangrene out of a sick slave’s leg with a dagger and no anaesthesia.
Eleith slowly tearing several succubi limb from limb, while everyone else watches on and offers the occasional ranged attack to help end the poor succubi’s misery.
Neith and Nergui succumbing to Magic Jar; their bodies overtaken by shadow demons, their eyes opening to black voids and bleeding smoky tendrils.
Nergui erecting a Blast Barrier just in time to block Zassrion’s lightning breath directed at Neith and himself.
Ongaur hacking Zassrion apart, and Algon somehow dealing the killing blow despite having lost his powers, rewriting his fate in the most dramatic way.
And finally, something memorable, funny, and awesome all at once...
The party making allies along the way, increasing the group to almost three times its initial size, and bringing a whole village to kill Zassrion in 24 seconds.
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cybertronian-menace · 5 years
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Tagged by: @corvusdecima
Relationship Status: single don't wanna mingle (unless Windblade or Strika read this, in which case call me)
Favorite color(s): I'm always a slut for literally every shade of pink
Top ships: Jazz/Cliffjumper (the Cybertron games), Arcee/Windblade, Chromia/Strika, Sixshot/Firstaid
Last Song: The Ballad of Sara Berry
Last movie: Captain Marvel (Carol? More like Wife)
Tagging: I have too much anxiety so, sorry in advance @gothic-dog and @dragonfly-the-twink and f you wanna do this knock ya self out bud
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dezzydoesthings · 6 years
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Hiei x Mukuro
And why I don't ship it.
Now give me a chance, here. I'm not a yaoi fangirl. I didn't even ship Hiei with anyone in the series at all when I was watching it. And I wasn't one of those crazy fangirls who is like "IF I CAN'T HAVE HIM NO ONE CAN!!!111"
Although, I admit when I realized Hiei was basically getting a gf in 3 Kings, my stomach dropped. A creature with a vagina? Near HIEI?! Perish the thought!
But I accepted it because what else could I do?
Now, I wanted to like this chick. At first she seems pretty cool. They even take shots at each other. Her making a joke at him and he even insulted her, calling her a mummy. So Hiei. Seemed like he could handle her well enough.
And then we find out his past, and when we're done seething and sobbing, we find out hers.
You know, as she strips naked and mind rapes him.
Lemme explain why I have issue with this. Hiei is not the type of guy to have sympathy for someone out of nowhere when he BARELY KNOWS THEM. This is a total stranger. Are we supposed to believe because she's had a bad life and is all like "oh Hiei I understand your pain because I had bad shit happen to me too and killed to make it stop too" that Hiei will automatically bond with her?
He's from Demon World, where violence is normal. The world itself smells like death. He says so to Yusuke.
Sooo, someone else tried to cure their pain with blood...in a world where probably 80% of people are doing just that.
So what? I'm sorry but that would be an in character reaction for Hiei. Like "wow, too bad for you. What does this have to do with me?"
Also Mukuro having a bad past and Hiei having sympathy right away and falling for her is EVERY OOC FANFIC WITH AN OC WE HAVE EVER READ.
And OMG she has his teargem so that MUST mean they are soulmates!
How many of us have given "critiques" on something like that, or just hit the back button with no review?
I wanted to like her! But after that we barely get anything. We see them together. They quip with each other, and seem to have friendship at least...
And no I don't expect Hiei to get goo goo eyed every time Mukuro speaks like Kuwabara does with Yukina, but flirting? Like Yusuke and Keiko? Something?
Nope. They have as much chemistry as Kuwabara and Kurama do. (Yes, I know some may ship them shh) Kuwabara and Kurama are friends, they get along, they trust each other to a certain degree but they are in love as much as I am with a box of nails.
No offense to anyone that has a fetish for nail boxes.
So, I maybe would have been more willing to accept this if we had seen the relationship grow at all. Been given reasons more than "oh they both have bad pasts."
I'd be more willing, even though I don't ship it, to believe Hiei and Kurama, because we SEE the bond. We FEEL it.
I've read a few Himuku fanfics and the ones I read weren't that good. Not because it was written badly. It was either rushed sex or too mushy because the author had no idea how to write them together as a functioning couple. BECAUSE WE NEVER SEE IT.
Mukuro is a fun character. I've read her in other fics and done correctly. The Hiei/Shizuru series done by dragonfly-rising on fanfiction.net has an amazing Mukuro.
Just not with Hiei.
I feel more emotion in Hieibara fics than Himuku! Why? Because Hiei and Kuwabara actually have chemistry on screen!
We get one episode for their "romance." One. And in the Japanese version, the romantic "feel" Funimation tried to give it is not there at all.
Yes, there is a connection. No doubt. It just feels forced and fake on the romance part.
Mukuro even pokes fun at his friendship with Kurama to which Kurahi-ers use as a moment to prove their ship. "Well if even Mukuro notices it!"
And if we wanna believe this IS a romance, well then, Hiei is an awful bf.
In the OVAs he left his tear gem with her to go train for the tournament.
The look they drew on her face is utter heartbreak. Not sure why they did that. Because it's OOC for her.
Any case, this is my rant. Hope it was entertaining.
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PS: Mukuro is pretty bad ass and I DO like her as a character.
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nextgenheros · 7 years
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Rules and Explanations
“So I suppose first on the to-do list is to explain the rules and such to the audience out there,” Thomas said checking his clipboard. “Lucy? Jackson? Would you like to explain the first rule of this blog? 
“Oh yeah! So after both of me and my brother each double checked with Clockwork twice we decided on this first rule,” Lucy said. “You can ask us about our parents as it relates to our current lives however we are not allowed to give you crucial details about things like how they got married, when they decided to have us, and why they decided to have us. Things like that could affect the timeline too badly to fix,” Jackson explained.
“Our second rule is that this blog is Safe For Work related,” Asriel said. “Now yes Asriel is 18 and technically GIR and I are above the age of 18 but come on guys the youngest of us here are 9 months old. They don’t need to be seeing that stuff yet,” Poof explained. “Master says he will get very angry with me if this blog ruins ZEL, MIZ, and ZAK,” GIR added in.
“Third of all this blog does not accept magic people just coming in and doing whatever they want. That sounds way too much for all of us to handle,” Cam stated.
“Hmmm, that’s all we really need for rules right now. Should we move on to explanations?” Thomas said looking up his list once again. Cameron just nodded in agreement.
“Okay so we created this blog in order for you guys to get to know us,” Steven explained. “And for all of us to get to know you lovely people out there in the multiverses!” Savannah cheered. “And to meet cute girls,” Sebastian nodded. “Even though this seems really similar to the blog our par-” Kai was beginning to say when he noticed Lucy giving him the ‘cut’ sign. “...I-I mean what I meant to say is that this is really similar to the blog the ones before our time had but we wanted to give it a try,” Kai said as he shrugged bashfully and Aurora giggled at her older brother.
“Thomas and I developed several programs to help run this blog with us,” ZEL started to explain as she put MIZ and ZAK in their travel cribs for a nap. “The first is what we call Mod Maxine. She will help us generally post everything to the blog. The second we call Mod Emo and she will be posting any posts with photos to go with them. Finally, for now, at least, we call the third Mod Mayhem who will help double check everything we post as well as the design aspect of this blog.”
Diego placed his arm around Hazel’s shoulders. “Babe no offense but did you and boy genius over there pick random words from a hat when naming these?” He was promptly met with a smack in the back of his head by his sister Aria. “Ow! Why did you do that?!” Diego yelled. “You don’t just question your girlfriend like that!” Aria argued. “B-But he does have a point,” Miguel pointed out. Thomas rolled his eyes. “Anyway moving on�� June would you like to introduce the next point?” 
June nodded as she said, “At first the group of us here right now will be the only ones you can ask questions.” “However if we become popular enough we may introduce some of our other friends to you guys,” Eliza added in. “We have a whole B-Team to help us out!” Skyla said chipperly as Will nodded. “Plus all our other friends and people we know!” Cole said as he picked up Sammy. “Heck maybe our villains/rivals will start a rival blog at some point,” Eliza shrugged. “Keyword: maybe,” Thomas added cautiously.
“Okay next point we have is… tags! Jinx would you and your siblings handle this one?” Thomas asked. “Of course my dear boy. Now like most blogs like our blog we will have tags to track our posts. Each of us will have our own so you can look us up individually. Mod Maxine will add in the list of our individual tags down below,” Jinx explained pointing downwards. 
((Individual Character Tags:
Science Nerd Jr. {Thomas}
Mechanical Canine 2.0 {Hubble}
An Average Girl Nobody Understands {Cameron}
And Floaty Crowny Things {Poof}
Gothic Ghost Artist {Jackson}
Ice Princess {Lucy}
Ghost Drool {Cujo}
Smarty Pants {Steven}
Lil’ Cupcake {Savannah}
Prince of The Sea {Bastian}
Jungle Boy {Kai}
Dragonfly Princess {Aurora}
Prima Ballerina {ZEL}
Invaders In Training {MIZ & ZAK}
Doomy Doomy Doom {GIR}
Squee! {Minimoose}
Leopardo de Nieve {Aria}
Obsidian Jaguar {Diego}
Neutral Writer {Miguel}
The Rivera Three {Aria, Diego, & Miguel}
High Fashionista {June}
Rebelle Rich Kitty {Jinx}
Crazy Kitty {Audrey}
Blondie Cookie {Cookie}
New Blood of The Quid Clan {Douglas}
Team Butler {Ollie}
The Cramdilly Quints {Jinx, Audrey, Cookie, Douglas, & Ollie}
Popstar Princess {Rapunzel}
Chalk Sidekick {Princess}
Beauty and Beastly {Bella}
Little Ball of Fluff {Blake}
Musician Dad {Asriel}
Girly Girl {Eliza}
Adventurer In Training {Melody}
Non-Speaking Role {Alex}
Cool Loner & Party Girl {Will & Skyla}
Sidekick Simplistics {Cole}
Sweet Wittle Girl {Sammy}
Everybody Now {Whole Team}
-Mod Maxine))
“That’s all the individual tags for now though,” Audrey said. “However once we have more people come and go we’ll have Mod Maxine update the list of tags. We’ll also have tags to tag our respective worlds as well as the tag called ‘story post’ where it’s relevant to the blog instead of just random questions,” Douglas added in. “We also have tags for our shippings!” Cookie giggled. Ollie gestured to the board that Alex rolled in. The board said ‘Mod Maxine will post them below. Names came up by Mod Maxine and Mod Emo’.
((Shipping Tags:
Camos {Thomas x Cameron}
Hubbujo {Hubble x Cujo}
Poofie {Poof x Goldie}
Jacksash {Jackson x Ash}
Luguel {Lucy x Miguel}
Stevada {Steven x Ada}
Savace {Savannah x Mace}
Savannce {Savannah x Lance}
Basidney {Bastian x Squidney}
Kaige {Kai x Saige}
Auroial Juju {Aurora x Anti-Social Juju}
Zielgo {ZEL x Diego}
Mirooz {MIZ x Maroon}
Violak {ZAK x Violet}
GiMi {GIR x MiMi}
Arixel {Aria x Axel}
Junor {June x Victor}
Jinxdow {Jinx x Shadow}
Lauxdrey {Audrey x Lexy}
Spookie {Cookie x Spud}
Douglhire {Douglas x Sapphire}
Oleeves {Ollie x Jeeves}
Rapungo {Rapunzel x Django}
Princesas {Princess x Nicholas}
Bellek {Bella x Derek}
Bllizzy {Blake x Lizzy}
Linkrieltine {Christine x Asriel x Link}
Elizaniel {Eliza x Daniel}
Melon {Melody x Harmon}
Almary {Alex x Mary}
Dillie {Will x Darcie}
Skyli {Skyla x Kali}
Colatt {Cole x Wyatt}
Isammac {Sammy x Isaac}
-Mod Maxine and Mod Emo))
“What’s a shipping?” Cam whispered to Thomas. Thomas shrugged. “I don’t know it was Cookie’s idea. Anyway Rapunzel? Princess? Do you wanna explain the next point?” Rapunzel nodded. “So when we get bored we’ll reblog ask memes for you guys to ask us.” “Or when Mod Emo is bored she’ll reblog memes to put us into different photo options like the squad memes and stuff!” Princess said excitedly. “Bella I think it’s your turn to introduce the last point of this blog,” Rapunzel said gesturing to Bella.
“Hmm? Oh right! Just a second,” Bella said as she Picked up Blake bouncing him. “Finally we will be doing special events for holidays and such. Like Halloween, Christmas, Valentine Day, and others. We may even celebrate our birthdays on here.” Blake cooed as Bella smiled at him. 
“That’s about it for all the technical things. We’ll get on with formal introductions and once again enjoy yourselves!” Thomas smiled as Hubble barked chipperly.
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