#im sorry but it will never not be funny to me

[voxisdaddy]

after hours of punishing vox and edging him and stuff he’s so deep in subspace he just begs you to praise him 😕😕 i just love the idea of his bratty walls coming down and just wanting the readers approval, like being all weepy about it!! he puts up with so much shit (and gives out the same energy) for so long all day that he just wants his mommy to be nice to him 😔 mmfph subby vox just 😍😍

Tender

THANK YOU ANON I just wanna care for this lil needy brat so badly I swear <3 also I like how my name is VoxisDaddy and yet every time I write him in a sexual context, he's a subby bottom and occasional pervert lol

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Pairing: Vox x Reader

Type: Headcanons + kinda rambly | Fluff

C/TW: Suggestive content, marking this 18+ because of it, needy Vox, tears, mommy kink, fluffy aftercare, sub!Vox x Dom!Reader, reader implied as fem im sorry :c

In which after hours of endless (pleasurable) torture, all Vox wants is his mommy's sweetest affections <3

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Whatever the fuck it is he did to deserve this overwhelming pleasure he's already long forgotten about. Poor baby's too fucked dumb :c

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Once you finally detached yourself from him, his legs fall limp against the bed, quivering. You could poke or accidentally graze his thigh and his legs would twitch rather suddenly. "Mommy" falling from his lips in short mumbles

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ He would so panic when you get up to leave, reaching a clawed hand out to grasp at your arm desperately. He'd softly tug on your arm as he babbles almost incoherently

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ You swear you can hear something about "mommy" in there somewhere—which is new. He normally used that term during or leading up to it, never after

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Though perhaps by now you already understand what he wants since this is likely not your first rodeo like this. Gently you'd pry his hand off of you and he wouldn't put up much of a fight sine he doesn't wanna accidentally scratch you. He'd look up at you pleadingly though; don't leave him :c

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ You'd have to reassure him and kiss his knuckles softly. Saying something like—"I'm just gonna go get something to clean you up baby, I'll be right back." No longer than a few moments do you come back with a damp rag and carefully run it over his quivering thighs and the surrounding area. He lets you do this, his gaze never leaving you

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Once he's all cleaned up and not feeling so sticky anymore this man will absolutely not let you leave

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ He's actually so fucking clingy, muttering into your skin about how good you made him feel and if he did a good job—asking if he's forgiven for being such a brat

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Maybe you'd contemplate this just to be a bit mean cuz he's really been unnecessarily rude lately, today being the final straw, but looking at him all clingy, teary eyed, and desperate for your love you can only sigh; "You did so good for me baby. So much self control."

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ The lights in the city didn't shut off too early this time :D

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ I feel like in his fucked dumb foggy brain, he'd silently beg to suck on your tit. Being the good boy he is, he waits for permission and goes for it—whimpers softly at your quiet praises

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Ngl I kinda see the clinging seeping over to the next day

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Like you'd be sitting on the couch sipping on your morning drink and Vox would walk over in more comfortable clothing. You'd raise a brow—he usually heads to work as soon as possible, what the hell is he still doing here? He'd wave you off, giving some kind of excuse then sitting on the floor in between your legs, resting against you as you watch tv. his arms resting on your thighs as he sits back and relaxes his sore af body

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Either takes the rest of the day off and follows you around like a lost puppy or practically clings to you as he sits in his office chair working-or maybe on your lap while you hug him from behind

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ This last one is just a personal funny thing I'm picturing and it's Vox being in a noticeably good mood that day and just giving his assistant a random ass pay bonus. Side eyeing you to see if you noticed his generosity lmao

IM SO FUCKING SORRY THIS TOOK LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF TO COME OUT ANON SVAOVBNO

Sometimes my posts get shadowbanned, I'd really appreciate it if you not only liked but also reblogged <3 no pressure, just a thought!!

#hazbin hotel #x reader #vox #hazbin hotel vox x reader #vox x reader #hazbin hotel vox #sub vox #dom reader

[kupofdoodles]

omg… another dubbing comparison?!?!?! (i love making these)

barnacles recounting what happened in the manatees episode in english vs korean

the gups are called something else in korean its like exploration (vehicles? submarines? i dont rmemeber)

this scene will never not be funny (but also concerning) to me

i generally like barnacles’ korean voice :D but whenever my mom and i watch the show together she always points out how his grunts are more exaggerated in the dub XDD i feel like his emotions are like?? slightly more expressive but im not sure :,3 sorry

#p.s if u guys want me to make more of these and have any character requests plz lemme kno :3 #my mom and i were laughing after she pointed out he says ‘and i survived :D’ #doodler ramblings #octonauts #captain barnacles

[hyperfixat]

Hiii, can I request a catholic reader with some of the om boys? Like Mc uses holy water in a spray bottle like people with cats do and uses the Bible to repent the demons when they are annoying them? I'm sorry if this is weird I just think it would be really funny hehe

HELLO ANON THIS IS SO FUNNY??? there’s a lot of angst potential and more serious things you could make with a catholic or otherwise religious reader, but the idea of them just. spraying them with some holy water when they’re being little pests. 😭

as i can;t fully immerse myself into the writing of a catholic character i’m keeping these REAL short ;( sorry

okay first of all rq; i imagine on a lesser demon it would like. really hurt, but these are like. THE demons ever so i think it’s less akin to agony and more like. Pepper Spray but also not as painful… like boiling water but not like a rolling boil like the water is kinda steaming yk

now, i’m going to order these in most commonly sprayed to least commonly sprayed;

most common:

mammon 

tbh he gives me unruly pet vibes. i feel like he can kinda be… trained, calling to the pet comparison. like if you start to reach for your little spray bottle he kinda reevaluates whatever he’s doing. 

belphie

it’s a decent way to get him to move, though it doesn't always work. say for example: he’s in your bed and won’t move, not even for you to join him.  spritz him with the bottle and he grumbles but opens his arms up for you to joi n him

beel

what comes to mind, though it might be cruel and maybe a sin (idk im not religious) is cooking your meals with it. ONLY when you make  a single serve :( its too mean otherwise,.  Just to deter him from stealing it. :(

asmo

he’s my freaky little baby i can imagine him exfoliating with it or something TT 

levi

only reason i would spray him is when he gets too “ohhh im gross an ohhh im icky and an otaku” stfu you're fine ily

satan

he’s almost on the never ever do it tier, the only thing is. i would still do it,.  idk when or why maybe to snap him out of it when he’s murderous or something

lucifer, diavolo, barbatos

No. Nuh-uh. I wouldn’t do it. 

anyway not a fic but this has been in my asks for a while! also formated on my pc sorry for any weird things going on w the text

#verified hyperfixat post #obey me #obey me x reader #obey me x mc #hyperfixat answers #om hcs #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer x mc #obey me mammon #leviathan x mc #asmodeus obey me #beel x reader #obey me belphie #iits been a bit since i posted writing soz lol

[actualbird]

enough time has passed so it's time to make a confession that will be funny to nobody but me. remember my "wedding 2: they want another one" post that went viral in 2020? the post that got reposted everywhere, from pinterest to reddit to etc? the post that got tagged with one million different blorbos?

well i turned off reblogs for that because my parents, the very same ones who got that wedding 2, got separated lol (and not under good circumstances, quite the opposite). so, sorry everybody, but love isnt real. EXCEPT for all the blorbo pairings + blorbo children that were tagged on that post. your blorbos now have custody of that post

anyway im not gonna turn reblogs back on for that post but it's funny to me because the sequel to this post would essentially be "ANNULMENT: THEY NEVER WANTED THE WEDDING 1, MUCH LESS WEDDING 2"

#ANNULMENT: SHOULDNT HAVE PUT THAT MUCH EFFORT INTO THE WEDDING 2 PROGRAM HUH CHAMP #dootdootdoot

[0xcoffeex0]

Do y'all remember when Devsisters added a submarine treasure DURING the submarine incident 😭😭😭

#cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #this was wild #im sorry but it will never not be funny to me #they knew what they were doing #0xcoffeex0 posts

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos

[xiewho]

every time a fantasy high character makes a horrifying body modification a fanartist's art program crashes mid-drawing somewhere. what do you mean his maximum legend tattoo is in roboto

#extremely funny bit but also what if it killed me #hey at least its gold now ! #like ive never drawn his tattoo ever but for people who make biblically accurate fabians im so sorry #fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year

[fadedlovemp3]

#sorry post canceled it was annoying me #ALSO ive been here for 8 or 9 years and never had a twitter sorry for being a kpoppie and using oomf ig #og tags were -> #no one is making you look at the prev…. #im just letting my oomf kno i want to kiss them w tongue 4 being funny and smart in the language of girlbloggers what’s so bad abt that -_-

[macksartblock]

weird timing but s1 dads and their bastard fathers (and frank)

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #omega daddies #im sorry anthony why did you call them that i can never get over it #willy stampler #ron stampler #barry oak #henry oak #henry oak garcia #autumn oak #bill close #glenn close dndads #frank wilson #darryl wilson #dndads odyssey #i also wanted a reason to draw the s1 dads as teens so #also apparently people found my design for bill hot?? i don't know what i put into him in that first post w/ him but #yknow idk it just caught me off guard lmaoo #also have no idea why frank came out looking vaguely like ned flanders but its funny to me so thats him now #my artwork

[turtletoads]

thinking about those cora lives aus but they never explain how he’s alive, so i always assume its this scenario

#havent posted in a bit hiiiiiii *waving aggressively #my art #fanart #digital art #sketch #one piece #one piece fanart #donquixote doflamingo #donquixote rosinante #one piece corazon #one piece doflamingo #trafalgar d water law #originally from ad/vent/ure time #its 4 over here sooo good night 🤠 #rosi could never shoot his brother but its funny to think about #edit: this shit is so fuckigm embarassing to me now. i had a goddamn nightmare after drawing this #jeueysus. this shit fucking sucks im so sorry i subjugated you all to this

[zaacoy]

I have decided that i'm tired of saying im going to post more frequently here just for school to get in the way or for me to get busy with other things or what not, from here on out if I post ever it is a miracle and you should commemorate by letting yourself have a little celebratory treat i thinks

anyways freenoodles cuddle sketch hearts emojiiss :333c

#this is not like. me announcing that im leaving btw #more of an 'sorry im never active that will likely not change no matter what i do oops' sorry about that one chat #i find it funni how the literal only changes i make between drawing them as legos and drawing them like this is that they have fingers #also tang has ears now ig and the coloring is different but blehbebeljeb details shmetails #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #freenoodleshipping #lmk freenoodles #freenoodles #lego monkie kid fanart #zaacoy art💫 #pigsy being the more easily flustered out pf the two my beloved #they'r so sweet and in love and great im so very normal about them yeah yes yessss smiles grinss yarr

[shigayokagayama]

shou gets the kageyama parents out of the house then explains his plans to defeat claw to ritsu and ritsu agrees then once they step outside shou goes "hey ritsu could you turn around and count to one thousand for me?" and ritsu goes "ok :)" then while his back is turnes shou's lackeys pull up in a uhaul and the four of them work together to looney toons style package every single item in the house into boxes then drive away and shou finishes dumping kerosene all over the floor and turning their oven to high right as ritsu hits nine hundred ninety nine

#im sorry i will never let this part go its just so funny to me #how did it even HAPPEN LIKE THIS #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #shou suzuki #ritsu kageyama

[wyrmswears]

i finished aai2 (one of these is not like the others)

#you can tell how inconsistent my style is just from this.. anyway ive been learning how to draw sebastian #sebastian debeste #athena cykes #ace attorney #aai2 #you see i just cant not draw athena.. #i think sebastians like my second favourite character now. the brainrots bad #never my number one though i am an athena stan through and through #speaking of: i sometime see athena characterisations that just make me sit and go wow u never played dual destinies did u. or maybe im autis #aai2 spoilers #uhm just for sebbys edgy ass sprite (its so funny sorry i know its meant to be serious but its such a funny sprite i love him) #his hair is really difficult to draw???? how do u guys do it #shoutout to my one follower with the sebastian pfp though i understand you so well now. we are cosmically linked (sebastian fans) #i did take my adhd meds today i promise #wyrm draws #ace attorney fanart #aa

[autoraton]

Riz pulling so much weight for everyone and securing votes vs Kristen being the closest to failing out of school thus inadvertently screwing him. plus her inadvertently bringing Kalina back, who as it stands serves as an antagonistic and deeply painful force in Riz's life. there's just something really ripe and tragic about their friendship rn (even moreso if you wanna throw in the meta that the narrative was steered towards Riz running against Kipperlilly) and it's neither of their faults. I feel like I'm watching a disaster in slow motion.

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #kristen applebees #riz gukgak #fantasy high junior year #it's inevitable don't you understand it's inevitable #riz was always going to be deeply selfless and work himself to death to help his friends. he was never gonna say no. #kristen is put into a continuous series of deeply unfair situations and has to deal with the consequent pain of so much failure #do you understand me. #said all this in the tags of a funny gifset i was reblogging #before realising i can just make a post. i have a blog. #anyways i hope this didn't come off critical of kristen because i dont feel that way at all. literally this sucks so bad girl im sorry #chatter.txt

[lameow-l]

GAMING IS MY SON AND IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM IM GONNA KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND THEN MYSELF!!

LOOK AT HIM HES SO CUTE

i still have hope in getting the other boys too

its ok they can be a band or smth.. at least then gaming wouldn’t have to be so disappointed in people not hiring him bc he’s just having fun with his boys…

#it took me soooo long to realize his name can also be 'gaming' and idk if i should be ashamed or proud lol #his hashtag is gonna get real funny real quick #is it actually an intentional business decision made by hyv #no way this was accidental #anyway im disappointed in his hair design but i stopped feeling much since all genshin charas always have the ugliest hairstyles #also him being another bennett just not as unlucky #he works so hard and still tries to achieve his artistic dream at the same time #but people just smile and ignore him…PAY THE DUDE!!! #ALSO ALSO.. chiaki 2.0 and they better add all other ryuseitai next #i just can get over how energetic and cool genshin concept designs are when the game keeps slapping us with a downgraded version every time #not to say current designs aren’t energetic or cool.. just not as much lol (still salty about red xiao and those flying nahidas) #now i know why they still not doing an art book yet.. they’re ashamed to admit of the amounts of good designs they never use #AND I LOVE GENSHIN DESIGNS honest (otherwise why would i keep doing fanart of this game and this game only for 3 years) #sorry i dont post all of them.... i have issues #but i cant help but feel robbed when i see these designs knowing what they could’ve been #and it’s in no way hyv’s fault *glance at leakers* and the new designs are getting crazier and cooler but #please for the love of god hyv stop with the mullets PLEASE!!! #gaming #ga-ming #gaming genshin #genshin impact

[wildstar25]

MiqoMarch Day 30 - Of The Seventh Dawn

"When I was very young, my aunt would often put me to bed with stories of her adventures with my late parents. They explored nearly all of Aldenard together, just the three of them; getting through every obstacle as a team, and caring for one another like family along the way. As I closed my eyes and drifted to sleep, the same question echoed in my mind: "Would tomorrow's dawn bring someone with whom I can do the same?" After so many lonely years I had but nearly given up on finding such things for myself. How lucky am I, that at the very last moment I was finally given an answer."

#miqomarch #miqomarch2024 #ffxiv #ffxiv gpose #y'shtola rhul #g'raha tia #alisaie leveilleur #alphinaud leveilleur #thancred waters #urianger augurelt #estinien varlineau #krile mayer baldesion #Arsay Nun #scions of the seventh dawn #i wanted to focus on just the trust members this time im sorry tataru >w< #Another collage!! #not as ambitious this time but it funny enough took me roughly the same amount of time #mostly cause i had less of an idea of how i wanted to compose this #but I was going with the inspo of dawntrail and the rainbow motifs they seem to have #and also like an actual dawn on the horizon #but with the beams shooting sideways it kinda looks like a meteor too #im just assuming krile will be a trust member in 7.0 #as a kid that someone arsay hoped would arrive at dawn was her parents of course #coming back to fetch her so they can continue their travels with her #or maybe the post man who was delivering a letter from them #whoever it would be she would insist that they take her to them #but that never happened #so later it just became anyone new to the island #someone who had yet to form an opinion about her #when she was convinced to work with that merchant she thought she found what she was looking for but was sorely mistaken