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incorrectjumanji · 2 months
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*in a group chat*
Fridge: first one to reply is gat
Fridge: gay*
Fridge: wait…
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ap-kinda-lit · 8 months
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Goku: We've gotta go now! Quick! Get on my back!
Vegeta: Wha- hell no!
Goku: I'll carry you!
Vegeta: I would rather die!
Goku: Come on, there's no time!
Vegeta: Nope, I'm going to die!
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tagged by @tmarauder101
Rules: Post 10 of your favorite movies and tag 10 people.
10) Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
there is something so delightful about this movie. it’s fun, it’s camp, and i will never say no to jack black shenanigans and karen gillan being a BAMF. also bethany is transmasc send tweet
9) Ant-Man and the Wasp
i will fight tooth and nail about the fact that the ant-man movies are the best movies from the mcu. if there is any mcu movie i rewatch and don’t scrub through, it’s this one.
8) Girl VS Monster
this movie is pure art. diemata’s “nothing’s gonna stop me now” is a cultural reset for me. also the skylar/ryan/myra throuple just about being canon when they sing “had me @ hello” together at the end of the movie??? we love to see poly rep
7) Knives Out
this movie is just art. i love a good murder mystery and this is great with a rewatch. i think glass onion was really great too but this one in particular will hold a special place in my heart.
6) Lovestruck
i’m SO mad that they moved this to hulu premium because it used to be on the freeform app. but basically it’s a movie musical where a woman takes a de-aging potion and tries to get her daughter’s husband to cheat on her daughter with her now young self. it’s got drew seely and chelsea kane singing “dj got us fallin’ in love” and i want to perform this dance at my wedding. also “how can i remember to forget” is SUCH a good ballad
5) Enchanted
who doesn’t love enchanted? it’s my favorite disney movie and though the sequel is mid, the original will ALWAYS be the best. the “so close” scene where robert starts singing UGH my heart.
4) Crazy Rich Asians
this is one of those movies that i find myself rewatching a lot with my family specifically. we can quote some scenes verbatim. we just love this movie. it’s a delight.
3) Room
this is a big change in tone but i just love this movie. i stan brie larson. stream “finally out of p.e.” that album slaps. but yeah it’s just heartbreaking and it’s always great on the rewatch and jacob tremblay is so good and so is brie larson and i just love it. it hurts me but in the best way possible.
2) Free Guy
i can’t articulate how much i love this movie. ryan reynolds. jodie corner. joe keery. the guy who plays rajit in basmati blues. it’s so funny and it’s one that i will never get sick of and it just brings me so much joy.
1) I Kissed A Vampire
this movie is awful. it’s terrible. it’s near unwatchable. but it is my Favorite Movie. i know so much of it by heart. i know the choreography. i know every lyric of every song. i bought the deluxe album on apple music. i’ve watched it with every person who lets me subject them to this awful movie. i’ve had friendships threatened because of this movie. i know way too much about this movie and the actors in it. i’ve seen the original web series just as much. if you haven’t watched the movie and love bad movies, watch it. it’s got drew seeley as an angsty vampire who is SO politically incorrect named trey sylvania. it’s got lucas grabeel (ryan from high school musical) as the lead. and it’s got the 17 year old daughter of the producer playing the main female love interest and her performace is absolutely grueling and i love her so much. apparently she works with snakes now??? go you queen.
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hirunoka · 4 years
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the-black-bulls · 3 years
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Asta: We got to go, get on my back!
Yami: Hell no!
Asta: I’ll carry you between my arms then, come on!
Yami: I would rather die.
Asta: Get on my back!
Yami: Nope, I’m going to die.
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Dorcas: Look, I just think you live in, like, the “hot popular girl” bubble.
Dorcas: Where everybody either treats you like a princess or like an object.
Dorcas: Maybe it makes you a little. . .
self absorbed or something?
Mary: That’s fair.
Mary: But do you think maybe the reason you’re so judgy is because you’re, like, afraid that people aren’t gonna like you, so you decide not to like them first?
Dorcas: No.
Dorcas: Maybe. Maybe.
Mary: Okay, then.
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F.A.N.G: “Are you going to help or are you too pretty?”
Vega: “I’m too pretty.”
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supernovasilence · 3 years
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Spencer (as Bravestone): I’ve never felt so alive!
Fridge (as Mouse): Good! ‘cause I’m gonna kill you!
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stardust948 · 4 years
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Starscream: “Are you going to help or are you too pretty?”
Knockout: “I’m too pretty.”
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notonepiece · 4 years
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Zoro: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
Nami: I’m too pretty.
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illbeyourreasonwhy · 4 years
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TJ: Are you going to help me with the dishes, or are you too pretty?
Amber: (deep sigh) I’m too pretty
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incorrectjumanji · 2 months
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Spencer, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Bethany: Fridge’s in the kitchen.
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ap-kinda-lit · 1 year
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Goku: Vegeta, get on my back! Vegeta: I would rather die! Goku: There's no time, just get on my back! Vegeta: Nope, I'm going to die!
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bighound-littlebird · 4 years
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Sandor Clegane: I hate knights! I spit on them and their vows! 🎶smolder🎶
*Sansa and Arya exchange glances*
Arya: Could you say that again?
Sandor: I hate knights? I spit on them and their vows?
Arya: No but with the smolder. Do you have control over that or does it come naturally?
Sandor: It just comes naturally. 🎶smolder🎶
Arya *eyeroll*
Sansa, biting her lip: Wow 💗
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“I look like a living garden gnome. Where is my phone?”
— probably Yachi Hitoka first thing in the morning
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incorrect-doctorwho · 5 years
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10: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
Jack: I’m too pretty.
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