#it's a whole ass pride parade

[lolathepeacocklord]

To give more context on Chromedome (I’m bad too though, I fixated on Whirl too much lmao)

Gay! Not even joking, he’s in a relationship with Rewind

Aaand that’s all I know dbfbdjsk

OMG SO COOL AND TRUE BESTIE ‼️ I heard of that somewhere but I didnt know if it was canon or not :0

#you could make a whole ass pride parade with just the lost light crew #wow is this entire ship one of those bowls with grapes and bananas and apples n shit? #cus yall fruity as hell #ask #answer #transformers #mtmte #transformers idw #transformers mtmte #transformers lost light #lost light

[oneforthemunny]

cowboy!eddie ask:

OH MY GOD THESE COWBOY EDDIE SMUT FICS!!!!!

horny hours ahead.

Just think about this. At the first stage of their relationship, eddie and reader had a thing going on, a situationship but not an official relationship, so reader is head over heels for eddie, and eddie is smitten too but their pride gets in the way. So one night reader is having fun with her girlfriends at some town gathering ??? ( i don't know how they're called) and she wants to make eddie jealous. She wears her favourite sundress, red with spaghetti straps and lace and all and she flirts with other boys from town ALL NIGHT LONG. So our cowboy gets furious and wants her to himself and just needs to make it clear to her.

You can take it from here with your absolute best taste in smut writing.

this was so much longer than I meant it to be holy fucking shit.

18 + MINORS DNI

he really just enjoys the banter the two of you have, but honestly, he thinks the two of you are exclusive. he thinks it's so cool how you're not super clingy and will let him work, and then he picks you up and you guys chill.

that's never the case now is it?

you're convinced he's just fucking with you. playing a sort of cat and mouse game that you have no interest in partaking in. he rarely calls you, usually only comes by to take you out and then fuck you, leaving your apartment early saying something along the lines of "gotta get back to the horses, baby, they don't care that I'm sleeping in. they wanna get fed." in reality, it's the truth. he's not one to hump and dump, but he's gotta take care of his animals. still, you're furious.

the flower festival, to welcome in spring, is always downtown. most of the town shows up, there's a parade, and lots and lots of booze. more importantly, there's a band and you show up, wearing your favorite little red number (eddie's fave too) one that always catches between your ass cheeks when you walk, holding your cleavage up and sitting pretty on your chest.

eddie's drooling when he sees you, grinning over at you when you catch his eye. the only thing is, there sits lynette, the town whore that's always had a thing for eddie. she's a regular buckle bunny, who's pined after him for years. she's tried everything.

you're seeing red, and it's not just your dress. furious, you go up to chris, grinning and placing your hand on his bicep while he escorts you to get a drink. you don't look at eddie but you can feel his gaze on you.

the whole night goes like that too. eddie watching you flirt from boy to boy to boy, giggling, batting your eyes, twirling your hair. what does it for him is when harrison plucks his hat off his head, placing it on yours with a wink. eddie's had enough.

"'scuse me." eddie grins, calloused hand wrapping around your upper arm. "'m gonna take this little lady from ya for just a second."

you don't protest, letting him drag you, boots scuffing against the cobbled ground of the street. eddie is taking long, striding steps towards the parking lot, unrelenting in his grip on your arm.

"eddie, let go of me! I'm not done hanging out with my friends!" you huff.

"friends?" eddie scoffs, jaw clenching in anger. "fuckin' friends, yeah, they seem like they wanna be your friend." he seethes.

you scoff, rolling you eyes. "oh, don't tell me you're jealous, cowboy." you snap. "we're not anything special anyways. you're too busy with all your other little ladies aren't you?" you challenge, eyes squinted at him.

eddie blinks, scanning your features. "have you lost your mind?" he asks.

"no, but you certainly have. now let me go." you snap, wrenching your arm out of his grasp. "go talk to lynette or-or alice. I don't want to distract you."

"why the fuck would I talk to either one of them?" eddie throws his hands out. "why would I -hey, I'm talkin' to you." eddie grabs your arm, spinning you around to face him. "you gonna walk away from me when I'm talking to you?"

"who do you think you are?" you scoff. "you don't get to talk to me like that. not when you ignore me all week, and then think I'm gonna spread my legs and be on your booty call rotation with those other bitches. I'm not interested in that."

"what the fuck are you talkin' about?" eddie huffs, jaw clenched. "I told you, I had auction all week, and I was gonna take you out thursday, and you said you were sick!"

"because I'm not going to be played by you, eddie!" you shrill in the parking lot, uncaring of the people around you who might hear. "I'm not going to be competing for your attention with these other girls-"

"-goddamit!" eddie yells, slamming his hand in frustration on the metal of his truck. "I don't want any of those other girls. I want you." his eyes are intense, fierce, chest heaving hard under his band tee. you swallow thickly.

"I don't know who's told you I've been with other girls, but I haven't alright? when I'm not workin', or sleepin', I'm trying to be with you." eddie huffed, moving so he trapped you against the car, tattooed arms caging you. "I want you, you little brat, not anyone else but you."

your bottom lips quivers, flushing under his sweet gaze. your lips are on his in a moment, hands raking through his curls in an intense kiss that lead to the two of you fumbling around in his back seat of his truck.

eddie's belt buckle pressed against your thigh, the imprints of whatever saying or figure onto the soft skin while he thrusted into you, hard and unforgiving. his hand cradled the back of your neck, holding you close to his chest, while his other gripped the headrest for balance.

he was abusing that spongey spot inside of you, sure you'd be gushing soon. his thrusts were hard, breath heavy in your ear, curls falling loose from his bun and tickling your neck.

"you ever act like that again, and I'll use this belt to blister that cute little ass, you hear me?" eddie sneered, grunting when you clamped and gushed over his cock, strangling his thick member around your velvety walls.

"and you ever put on another man's hat, darlin', and you'll be in real trouble. don't you ever do that again." eddie growled.

"'m sorry, 'm sorry." you whimpered, nails gripping the fabric of his shirt, balling it between your fists.

eddie pounded you out, leaving you filled and flooded at the same time over his seats. good thing they're leather, eddie thought when he saw the mess you'd left behind.

he took you back to his place that night, pounding you out all night until the roosters were crowing, making you wear his hat while you rode him until your thighs were trembling and giving out.

eddie watched you, tangled under his sheets, the golden light of the morning sun on your skin, your parted lips puffing out air against his inked chest. he knew the horses would be waiting, but he couldn't bring himself to get up just yet. to leave a sight as precious and perfect as this. he knew you'd be around for a while, he'd make sure he could keep you around, keep you happy and all his for the rest of his life.

#oneforthemunny #munnytalks #cowboy!eddie munson #cowboy!eddie munson moodboard #cowboy!eddie munson x reader #cowboy!eddie #eddie munson x fem!reader smut #eddie munson x reader smut #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x fem!reader fluff #eddie munson x female reader #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie x fem!reader #eddie munson #eddie munson au

[littlebigmouse]

List of Small Things™ I enjoy about Fullmetal Alchemist in no particular order

Everyone in FMAB/manga is just Some Guy™ and very human and I love that so here goes:

Falman getting stuck with a serial-killing suit of armor in his appartment for days and his reaction to it. It may have been weeks. He's been on sick leave the entire time. He's a guy in his early thirties with a flock of early-greying hair because being in a dead-end-role in the military is stressfull, ok. He gets stuck at home with a funny little serial killer (and eventually some foreign body guards, and a foreign prince?? lighting signal fires in his backyard?? like man what a week)

The whole military ambush against the Devil's Nest was yes, kind of kickstarted by the gang kidnapping Al for Greed, but it was mostly kickstarted because Ed was down south to do his yearly official report and Bradley and Armstrong just happened to be present when he was informed Al had gone missing. Greed's entire operation was done in by a teen doing his paperwork

on that note, Greed really decided to spend his immortality wisely by pursuing absolutely none of his supposed ambitions and just decided to settle down with a bunch of buddies. An offshot of the buddies he was initially made to guard, too. I don't think Greed is aware of this either

everyone on that radio building. The radio host 100% down to get some coup-shenanigans into his station to drive engagement. The guys sympathising with Mrs Bradley and taking care of her. Breda taking control of the narrative with a perpetual frown by the skin of his teeth.

I know the story of how the Bradleys met is technically not canon(?) but Mrs Bradley slapping her future husband upon their first meeting because he got his flirting tips from his siblings will never not be funny. Idiots. All of them.

EVERYTHING about Darius and Heinkel. They lost their jobs and became wanted criminals upon helping out some scrawny 15 year old. They have families they miss dearly. They haven't looked back since. "You guys don't HAVE to help me save the world" - "It's not like we have anything better to do"

i was going to say the Ice Cream Truck, because it's iconic, but actually, when told to disguise a vehicle, 15-year-old pinacle of edgelord fashion Edward Elric turned it into a colourful nightmare of spikes that barely resembled a car but might be closely related to the worlds deadliest parade float. None of this was necessary. Ed is just like that.

Hawkeye growing her hair out after meeting Winry, and Winry getting piercings after seeing Hawkeye's

Denny Brosh bursting into tears when he sees Maria Ross is still alive. Dude managed to not quit his job despite working in the same city (department?) where his best friend's killer was his supervisor. They were also very real for showing us that this is a guy who oversleeps and is older brother to at least three younger siblings. There was no need to give us more on Denny Brosh but every little detail hit so hard when they reunited.

okay so remember that time Ed and Ling ate Ed's shoe. Remember that Ed spend some time on a "deserted island" as a kid. Gluttony's stomach had nothing on him. Izumi raised some anime-ass boy-scouts. 100% Farm boy behaviour. These kids are so 15 it makes me want to bite things

immortal, soul-spliced dwarf in a flask got rid of his Sloth and still managed to procrastinate on his world domination plan until the last minute. Most Human disaster.

the entire half-episode they spend on Dr. Knox and his regrets and family. FMA is so good about humanising everyone.

everyone bullied Yoki because he was a small town fraud exploiting workers for his own benefit. Simply a jerk. He also hit Pride with a car in an epic rescue, and cried and screamed the whole way through

that one shot of a kid curiously poking a soldier they found bound on the ground with a stick

(I know it's technically not canon, but-) "I'm trying to save your life, asshole!"

Edward Elric

#fmab #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fma #fmab meta #of course there are more #'it's not like they have a tank or something- fuck'

[i-cant-sing]

I would like your input on this idea that's been floating in my dome. Baby fushiguro grows into young adult and they somehow find a lover without the zenin clan knowledge and gets engaged. She thinks that maybe that since she has grown perhaps uncle Noaya would AT LEAST see how happy they are and maybe eventually give his blessing.......SIKE BITCH HELL NAH

*young adult fushiguro introduces fiancé*

Uncle Noaya: He's hideous and poor, wont be able to take care of my bby...

*young adult fushiguro shows off ring*

Uncle Noaya: Thats such a small diamond! My bby needs a boulder diamond, see honey he doesnt love you, you deserve someone better!

*young adult fushiguro shows the proposal video*

Uncle Noaya: Where's the parade? Where's the fireworks? Where is the Tier 1 band playing in the background? He's not even proposing on top of the world! Honey look he doesn't even have any Hello Kitty shops owned! You need to break up with him before he takes you away from your Hello Kitty obsession because he'll get so needy!

(Btw sorry if this is long and might look like a request but I'm sorta new and just cant tell the difference between writing a ask or a request)

10000000% true because Naoya really doesn't think anybody is good for you. The only thing you got wrong is that:

1. He'd never be so nice about it and praise you for being superior to your fiance.

2. He'd much rather die than admit that he remembers the name of the pink hellish cat you're obsessed with.

Imagine reader being super nervous as she brings her fiance to the Zenin estate. It was already very hard dating him secretly, but now you felt like you were gonna fight one of the biggest curses of your life. Even that seemed easier than this.

Your fiance was confident that he'd win their hearts, he rubbed your back and assured you that you have nothing to worry about. But he doesn't know your family, he doesn't know how crazy they are.

You and your fiance sat across from your family. He was talking to them about how serious he is about you, how he'd make sure nothing ever upsets you, how he'd happily give up his life for you, all lovey dovey things. He had charmed up your aunties and other females of the family, but the men were a whole another story. They were glaring at him with distrusting eyes, loathing him for daring to steal your heart and plague your naive mind.

But they saw how happy you looked, how you beamed when your fiance held your hand, how you blushed when he tucked your hair behind your ear.

You were truly happy.

So as much as they hated the thought of someone kissing you and plaguing your innocence, they'd put up with it solely because you're happier than you've ever been.

They even do a background check on him, and he checks out. They've all accepted them, well- almost all of them.

Naoya is still in denial that you've dated someone, much less accepted someone's proposal. How had you been able to keep this charade up for years, right under his nose, is beyond him.

So, when you look to him for approval with those big doe eyes, it's really easy for him to say "Absolutely not." to you before leaving. You run after him, begging him to change his mind but all Naoya can think about is how that rat is gonna take you away and do disgusting things to you and traumatise you forever because clearly, no one else can protect you and love you like he does. All men are trash, all except him.

How tf is he supposed to let someone take away the child he raised himself? Youre his pride and joy, the only one to make him soft, the biggest pain in the ass, but you're his pain in the ass.

He simply won't let anyone take you.

Y/n: give me 1 good reason why I can't marry him-

Naoya, pulling out a list: he's too poor, so he can't maintain your lifestyle and will make you a poverty stricken child again. He's also very ugly, so he's not gonna give you good looking kids and he's not really handsome enough for the Zenin clan image. Also, you're stupid and naive to even date such an idiot in the first place-

Y/n: really? These are your reasons. They're ridiculous.

Naoya: ridiculous? They're absolutely valid-

Y/n: no, they're not. You're just jealous because no body wants to marry you.

Naoya:

Y/n:

Naoya:

Y/n: ugly ass ho-

Your poor s/o is just really confused when he comes for you, only to find you and your uncle Naoya fighting (more like Naoya putting you in chokehold while you pull hard at his hair) with each other.

#yandere naoya zenin #yandere naoya #yandere jjk #yandere jujutsu kaisen #yandere zenin clan

[skenisasleb]

Oliver Intro Post

TW: There are some references to touchy real-life events. There is also verbal abuse and child neglect. Proceed with caution.

Oliver Ranch is the second South Park OC I have made. I made him originally to ship with my OC, Ted, since I shipped Ted with Kyle before and I realized that may be kiiiiinda cringe. 😭

Now he’s one of my favorites out my SP OCs.

(All forms of him below are ‘episode’ scenarios I have created for him.)

Oliver’s Main Story

He is the firstborn of his three siblings; he has a baby brother, Bryce, and a younger sister, Blair. He cares for the both of them to substitute for his parent’s horrible behavior.

His mother is a overall angry person, probably where Oliver got his own anger issues. She verbally abuses everyone in the family, and gets close to hitting them on the occasion. Oliver’s father is a drunk and spends all his time drinking, watching football on the TV, and falling asleep on the pull-out couch.

Oliver’s Relationships

Oliver is in a relationship with Ted, and even though before he wanted to punt Ted into the street in the beginning, he now is overly protective of Ted and would resort to dangerous measures to protect him. Oliver also allows Ted to call him “Olive.” If anyone else tries to call him this, he will most likely pop them in the mouth.

Oliver absolutely hates Augustus. He has thought about wringing the clown’s neck multiple times; even making up fake scenarios where he could just gut the guy. In secret, Oliver is envious of Augustus’ progress, running a circus all by himself without anyone overlooking him.

Oliver doesn’t really approach Casey and Ernesto. He prefers to keep his circle tight, where the circle only consists of Ted (Ted takes up his whole social battery anyway).

Oliver’s Sub-Plots/‘Episodes’

“Self-Defense”

The government has passed a law, allowing kids in America under the age of 10 to own and carry guns in order to protect themselves. Most kids don’t know what to do with a gun, or don’t know how to work it and end up massacring each other. Oliver, already owning a pistol beforehand (illegally, might I add) and now with the freedom to own as many guns as he wants, he goes absolutely ballistic and joins in the chaos on purpose.

“Come Get My Ass”

Oliver is deathly afraid of the visitors. Everyone in South Park seems to pass it up as just a thing that happens, but Oliver doesn’t want something he doesn’t want up his ass. He has nightmares where he would look in the mirror and see himself as a visitor. He decides that he will try and stop the visitors himself if the people of South Park won’t.

“AI Generated Slavery”

…. If you couldn’t tell, this is a play off of the disasters of the recent Willy Wonka incident. 💀

But this time, the organizer of the event hired children for low pay because his budget dropped from the shipping of the hologram interactive activity that was meant to arrive for the event, but never came. So now the organizer would be charged for MORE heinous crimes :DD

“Phantom of the Soap Opera”

“The Phantom of the Opera,” but make it a soap opera with goofy-ass side characters like the neighbor, Dave Hillis, and Christine’s boss, Junior.

In this case, the Phantom is Oliver, who is a shut-in who practices the piano, and Christine is Ted, who works a casual job at the hardware store.

It’s really just silly goofy stuff.

“Pride Misconseption”

Oliver completely misunderstood what a Pride parade actually is for. He thought it was just a place to be proud of ANYTHING. Therefore, he went to the Pride parade decked out in Scottish flags. People present were pissed and confused at Oliver, accusing him of not taking it seriously and kicking him out of the parade after shaming him. The whole time, Oliver was just confused, never really knowing what the parade was truly for.

“The Mishaps of the Furry and the School Shooter”

Pretty much an ‘episode’ featuring Blackbear and Dire Dune teaming up in order to beat Cartman’s ass, forming a duo that strayed from both Freedom Pals and the C**n and Friends.

Dire Dune is Oliver’s superhero persona; he is an elemental class that controls sand and strives to control the rocks that the grains came from.

Contrary to his actual personality, Dire Dune is a more calm and collected character who shares wisdom instead of spitting harsh truths.

I have made other ‘episode’ ideas, but they’re not as fully developed as the ones I have shared, so I decided not to share them. That’s all for Oliver’s backstory!! Thank you for reading this far!! :DD

#art #fanart #fan #south park #sp #south park fanart #traditional #south #park #pencil #oc #ocs #sp oc #sp ocs #south park oc #south park ocs #south park original character #south park own character #scottish #scotland #oliver #olive #oliver ranch #teddison #ted gafford #gafford #oc reference #reference #intro #oc intro

[blackstarchanx3new]

FSR Rambles 15 times Shadow took the kids

Dark's utterly confused face here sends me every time.

Because DARK knows that Shadow doesn't actually give a rats ass if he's okay. HOWEVER.

This is where Dark's weird understanding of lying comes in.

Because I have faith in you you can see right through Dark's clear lies.

His phrasing is ridiculous paired with his expression being deader than a fish.

Dark is lying through his teeth here and guess who taught him how to do that... :)

Vio and Shadow-

Vaati fell for it. Lmao. Not like he hasn't been betrayed before.

Shadow tries intimidation buuuuut-

Well shit that only goes so far when you haven't proved yourself to act on said intimidation.

Shadow is still afraid of Vaati, and we know from Zelda's fight with him Vaati isn't easy to kill soooooo.

Reasonably so I'd say.

Dark is saying what we've all been thinking "Lmao let's just pull out Vio and the McGuffin sword"

Lol wait- Oh yeah Vio can't because of Dark.

Haha. Woopsie.

Dark going to just deal with it himself and being reeled back by Shadow is sweet to an extent.

Dark's confused about what this physical interaction means, whether or not this counts as a hug. Because let's be real Vaati isn't something he considers as a threat rn what else is his mind gonna focus on?

Shadow's angry Dark's so reckless but Dark's unfazed by the entire situation.

It's sad to consider Dark probably assumes temper tantrums are a normal behavior considering how frequent everyone he's watched so far has em...Just a thought.

Ngl Shadow's use of the word "Fool" in the OG manga always got a laugh out of me. His dialogue is so evil villain I try to capture that in FSR Shadow.

Shadow wanted to try to formulate a plan with Dark to get Vaati to go away but Dark questions why they'd even do that. Flabbergasting the fuck out of Shadow.

Dark HAS no sense of people working with HIM. Obviously Dark would know what team work is since...He's literally watching the team work pride parade but no one has offered HIM team work.

Vaati just bosses him around after all.

Dark's thought process on how his existence works is on full display.

He's alone. He WORKS alone and no body but him is going to get things done. Thanks Vaati.

...There's also the angle to consider he's actually learned this behavior in some capacity from Link...Link HAS been doing this shit by himself for a long time now....

So Shadow offering help is smth that gives him pause.

In the last pane the motif of Dark Link being his own cheer leader/being generally self aggrandizing pops up again.

His wording just being odd aside, he doesn't communicate what he actually WANTS to do, just that he needs Shadow's help getting close...

and from the quotes around help and the knowledge Dark can move fast as fuck on the reader's side, it's implied Dark is just placating Shadow's idea of helping rather than Shadow being actually useful in this interaction. At least from Dark's perspective.

Shield is up boys RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

Shadow points out reasonably Dark is not being a very good team mate. XDDD

Be nice to him Shadow he's new to this whole "Team" thing.

Panel 2 here is funny because Dark makes the most NON Dark Link expression it stands out particularly just because it's funny but also like, take note of what he called Vaati here.

He just called him "Vaati".

Not "Master Vaati" or "Lord Vaati"

Just Vaati... HMM.

He also flung himself at Vaati full force so there's that.

OH FUCK IT'S YAOI- Oh a serious note...

Prepare to get bamboozled.

Yeah there's a reason Vaati is fucking confused. Dark was taking another conversation out of context to try and comfort Vaati.

So if there was any doubt about if that was what Dark was doing or not: Let me put those questions to rest that is what he was trying to do. XD

The kiss particularly is funny considering...Well yeah Shadow did kiss Vio a lot.

Shadow being, reasonably flabbergasted at this interaction just gets a laugh out of me.

Vaati's got nothing to say that shit hah. Dark isn't making MUCH sense in this interaction.

Dark does show he's still loyal in some way to Vaati though.

Turns out: Vaati's just not in the mood to deal with Dark's nonsensical behavior and points out an...interesting caviat to the whole "let's recruit Dark link" plan.

They have to kill him.

In no uncertain terms, to destroy the curse would be to destroy Dark Link. So having him on your side really doesn't mean anything. As he'll do what he was created for by nature.

In a way it brings you to question how much free will Dark truly has in this equation. Also, it makes you kinda realize in a messed up way Dark and Link both suffer due to the curse. They're chained to each other on a drowning ship.

Shadow's hypocrisy on display again. He JUST helped this dude and now thinks about killing him. XD

But also: What's the answer to this?

It's a train track scenario in a lot of ways.

Also since Dark's a curse, destroying his body or hurting him won't do much good to actually get rid of the curse itself.

His body will just regenerate or he'll retreat into the headspace.

There's also the thought of, if Link died, what WOULD happen to Dark Link...

Dark is insanely hard to argue with. Because dude can read you like a book and play you like a fiddle.

You can't LIE to him and he'll speak how he feels based on what he's seen.

Like, Dark isn't even just slinging the "you're gannon" ace up his sleeve card at him. He's bringing up things Shadow himself has actually DONE. And that pisses Shadow off.

No matter how much Shadow removes himself from his past self, he still DID those things.

And it does bring to question which of these two are more "Moral".

Dark hasn't killed anyone while it's at least heavily implied in the manga Shadow at least COULD HAVE and shows the willingness to do so to Vio at least.

Dark's "reason" for not killing people is "They stop being fun."

Dead people are boring. Like Link's dad. Which is just, a roast and a half.

Dark takes his aim and fires. Bro doesn't miss a shot. He'll drag everyone.

Shadow also has hurt Vio.

Really the idea Shadow and Dark have a LOT in common is a theme.

Like Shadow can get pissed off as much as he wants at Dark, he's done WAY WORSE than this lil demon guy and can't even argue about that.

The question of how much Dark truly means here is also up in the air as Dark will just say things on other's minds.

Reminder Dark is straight terrified of Shadow Link and just kinda shuts down when Shadow gets peak pissed off at him.

Dark sees Vaati as a fool who needs his help, and seeks Shadow as a threat who's going to hurt him.

Usually actions would speak louder than words, but in Dark's case feeling someone's emotions is 10xs more important. And what Dark knows is Shadow genuinely despises him.

Haha remembering the time pig dad abused you.

But this time Shadow takes the place of gannon being the threatening imposing force.

Thought to consider: Shadow's fear of gannon is reflecting in Dark's fear of Shadow link because...Well Shadow is a piece of gannon. They're in a way afraid of the same entity.

Shadow puts the mask back on and tries to be good boy.

Visually Dark's tendency to grab his hat and keep it close is similar to an animal keeping it's tail tucked between it's legs.

Welp, the beans have been spilled. Dark IS still working for Vaati...Kind of.

In Dark's own words it's not "For"

but Dark never makes sense to anyone other than himself so...

He also just, assumes Shadow knows what he's there for. Which is amusing. Dark in general assumes everyone else should know everything he does.

The comparison to Zelda is baffling but if you really think about it, Dark does make some semblance of sense here:

Link protects Zelda.

Dark protects Vaati.

Tis the same thing. According to Dark Link.

Dark Link in his own words is a hero.

Shadow's reasonable question of "What's wrong with you" is such a genuine reaction to that shit it makes me laugh. Dark's actions make no sense to Shadow but Dark's affections for Vaati aren't logical hah.

Dark wants to see Vio tho and Shadow just, shuts down thinking about this situation

He didn't give Dark an answer so Dark just goes to pick flowers. XD

Shadow's in a tight situation here. What's the best course of action?

"What to do with Dark Link" and "How to introduce him to the others" is a very...difficult one to answer.

If Dark was a mindless curse with no person attached it'd be easy to just destroy him guilt free. But he's not.

Shadow can't tell if Dark's behavior is genuinely malicious or if he's just socially inept (Third option Shadow: He's just acting in accordance to the curse.)

And another thing: How does dealing/handling Dark affect how Shadow should be treated?

After all they're very alike.

Final panels shows Dark offering up a flower to Shadow.

This page is both hilarious and disturbing.

Dark offering up the flower with a cute lil hopeful expression, paired with a happy looking eye on his chest.

Shadow accepting it and being like "Ah we're cool then right-"

only to see Dark vomiting up a bunch of flowers is just, funny. I find it very funny.

"You like one!? :D HAVE A BUNCH MORE!"

It's a reminder Dark really has no sense of how horrifying he is as he's trying to be nice here. XDDD

Which Dark being able to be kind (In his own way) is again smth worth noting. Dark isn't stuck JUST making people misseriable as he actively tries to do the opposite.

Dark continuously breathing out pollen is just a very funny thing to me.

The sense of "I've fucked up" seeping back.

I was listening to the song "Nuts" from adventure time while working on these pages. I feel like that song kinda relates to Dark and Shadow's relationship.

"You're so annoying you pitiful old man. I'd like to help you but I dunno if I can. I thought you were nuts. But, you're REALLY. REALLY. REALLY NUTS."

Actual page shit:

Shadow understands what Vio meant now. XD

Running away from your issues just FEELS easier in the moment sometimes.

Shadow's confessions of being "not a hero" and being terrified about their future make Dark visibly sad.

The comment "We are afraid of very different things Shadow Link" is I think the first time really Dark's directly addressed Shadow as such without the quotation marks or general disbelief in that name/title.

If it's not, at least the moment is impactful because Dark is giving Shadow respect in a way he typically chooses not too.

Shadow is very much afraid of Vaati, so Dark not relating to that emotion is a stand out.

Him fidgeting with his hands is a detail I just find cute.

"I feel that thing you hate" - directed at Vaati is Dark confessing he feels pity for Vaati. Since in FS Shadow says he despises pity.

Dark explains WHY he pities Vaati, he just finds Vaati utterly pitiful. XD

They have a little moment of bonding over their shared experiences with Vaati.

Dark mimicking Vaati here showing what he wishes Vaati would say to him:

Dark Link wants praise and affection and relationships with others.

But due to his very nature it's very difficult to actually gain these things, and the people he's spoken to outright deny him of these in any meaningful way.

Shadow's question of "Aren't you afraid of what he'll do" just gets "I like Vaati" in response. Pff.

Yes we know buddy, very insightful.

The 2nd to last panel shows smth very insightful:

Firstly that "Nobody loves Vaati" Any care Dark DOES have towards Vaati isn't just him mimicking someone else as it's safe to say everyone hates that guy haha.

More disturbingly:

Dark Link doesn't consider himself a "Somebody" and starts trailing off at the end of his sentance.

"I think it's sad, but it's his own fault...he rejects the only-" and then stops.

Dark Link referencing himself as the "person" Vaati continuously rejects but stops before he calls himself a "person" verbally.

You could imagine his continued sentence would be "He rejects the only person who cares about him"

Somebody's hair and eyes changed.

Instead of being white at the roots Dark's hair shifts to being Vio's complete hair color.

This is where we dive into psychological horror realm.

What IS Dark if not a person. IS he a person? What qualities does he have that make him a person?

Dark struggles with the distinction of if he's a "real person" or not but quickly dismisses it as smth Vio has been thinking. Which...Is true but also, considering his line about "Nobody loving Vaati" despite very much so caring about Vaati. Dark's identity crisis isn't exactly smth he has a firm grasp on.

PAGE. LIMMIT. Wrote this while sick so I'm sure I missed shit Aghhh.

#fsr rambles #fsr #four swords adventures #four swords returns #four swords manga #four swords #four swords returns au #loz fsr au #loz #shadow link #dark link

[clementine-writes-things]

Edward Nygma Headcanons

(I am combining both Pre-Riddler and the Riddler era):

He is DEFINETLY on the spectrum. Bro is the definition of autism.

If you are also autistic (shoutout to my autistic ass) you guys will stim together and you both respect each others sensory issues.

He specifically likes 2 marshmallows in his hot cocoa. It is the perfect ratio. Any more and it is too thick for him to drink once the marshmallows melt. Any less and it messes up the ratio.

He loves working at the GCPD and he truly wants to be friends with his coworkers. He just has very bad social anxiety and he doesn't know how to start a friendship.

He hates being ridiculed at work and he tries to stand up for himself a lot, but he isn't that brave.

He is an EXCELLENT cook. Like seriously. Gordon Ramsay would be impressed.

He takes care of the stray cats in the alley next to his apartment. Sometimes he leaves his window open so they can find shelter from the rain when the weather is bad.

He is the SWEETEST soul alive OH MY GOD. He would give you the shirt off his back to cover a puddle for you. And if he for some reason didn't have a shirt, he'd lay across that puddle and have you walk over him. He's just very gentleman like and polite.

If you work with him at the GCPD he will leave riddles on your desk and if you are able to solve them before the end of the day, he will buy you a snack from the vending machine for every riddle you get right.

He may not look like it, but he works out. He goes to the gym regularly and has a very toned body. He has muscle, but it's not overboard. He is toned just enough so you can look at him and think "Oh, he probably goes to the gym often."

Because he is autistic, he is able to deal with serious situations. Hence, why he is so good at forensics. People call him a psycho because of this.

The only people who acknowledge Edward for his achievements is you, Jim Gordon, and Oswald Cobblepot.

He likes to write poetry and read poetry a lot.

He's a huge bookworm

He is also a big history nerd

He gives the absolute best kisses. He likes to gently hold the back of your head and put his other hand on your hip.

When he became the Riddler, if you two were dating, he would keep trying to get with you again. He would always be in love with you. He would make a theatrical statement, like when he spoke to the cadets, and he would use that (if it was broadcasted on tv) to announce his love for you. You tried to ignore him.

If you two WEREN'T dating, he would try and get on a date with you. Again, he is OBSESSED with you.

He is pan. Tell me I'm wrong.

He doesn't like PDA but if he feels like someone is eyeing you, he'll put a protective hand on your shoulder, thigh, etc. He'll also plant a kiss on your head.

He makes you a lunch for your work and writes your name on it. If he's feeling extra happy, he'll even put stickers on the bag.

He is such an ally. He goes to pride parades a lot, even after he became the Riddler. He is DEFINETLY the type of person to write his pronouns and preferred name on a name tag at gatherings. And we love him for that.

He has a tic where he licks his lips and it causes his lips to get chapped a lot. He carries chapstick everywhere.

He will do anything for his friends. He never had friends growing up, so he wants to keep the friends he has now. He likes making people happy.

You're really the only one who hangs out with him outside of work.

He likes karaoke and going to arcades

He will go to Barnes and Noble to get books, and he'll end up reading a whole book at the cafe.

He collects comic books and plays video games a lot.

He LOVES playing piano.

OK, here comes the NSFW stuff guys...prepare..

He is 100% a top. No questions about it. Before he became the Riddler he wasn't quite sure what he was. He liked to be in charge, but he wasn't as confident. After, though, he REALLY liked to be in charge.

He doesn't really have many kinks, he kind of goes with whatever. He does like a bit of BDSM though...and biting...and choking...and spi-

He doesn't believe sex is a crucial part of a relationship. He cares more about trust and love. So, he doesn't get sexual much. But, when he does.... its crazy.

He likes to ask Riddles during sex and if you get them right he uh...use your imagination for this one.

HE GIVES AMAZING ATERCARE LIKE OMG

He'll cook food, take a shower/bath with you, and watch a movie or show of your choice.

#fanfic writer #writers #gotham #edward nygma #the riddler #fanfic #headcanons

[icedmatchatae]

No Kisses | KTH Chapter VIII: Idiots at the Pre-Party

Pairing: Captain of the Football Team fuckboi Taehyung x Class President goody two shoes Reader

Genre: FWB AU-ish, enemies to frienemies? with benefits to lovers, smut, fluff, angst?? I guess

Summary: It's championship week! The most anticipated week of the school year; however, leading up to the events, you and your council must collaborate with the football team to promote school spirit and pride. Unfortunately, you're forced to work with your number one enemy, Football team captain and fuck boy, Kim Taehyung, known for having a mysterious "no kisses" rule.

Chapter VIII: Idiots at the Pre-Party || Series Masterlist

“Homecoming is next week, so whatever last-minute task your committee still needs to finish, let anyone else know. Parade committee, I know you asked a bunch of us to help you this weekend. Do you know what day and time?” You summarized the last agenda for today. A representative, Yuju, stood up to report when to meet up before sitting back down. You adjourned the meeting and freed both the council and Football team.

You needed to be on it for the next few days. You felt like you were slacking off, though many of your council members reassured you that you had a lot on your plate. You’ve bounced from meeting to meeting with others clubs and the administration while also doing your schoolwork. This is where your Type-A personality came out because you needed everything to be perfect, paperwork viewed and revised, caterers and sponsors all set and ready to go, not a single speck of insight, not a hair out of place, and certainly no distractions.

You pushed your glasses up before turning away to gather your belongings. You were in your little bubble, mentally checking your list on anything you might need for tomorrow and later days when you felt someone behind you, and you knew who it was.

“Baby.” The voice calling you brought an ache to your heart. You wanted to so badly hold onto him and never let go, but you quickly remembered what he did. You didn’t even need to tell him how you felt about it because your actions said it.

You threw everything in your backpack and shouldered it before leaving the council room, not sparing a glance at him. “Soobin! Turn the lights off and make sure the doors are locked!” You yelled, startling the younger but taller boy.

“Yes, ma’am,” He responded. It was a bit harsh to do, knowing that he saw you in a crying, broken down state, trying his best to comfort you. He didn’t know what was happening but patted your back and told you it was okay.

But it wasn’t okay.

You were grateful for him not asking any questions and asked him to not tell anyone what he saw, to which he stayed true to his president.

Unlike someone.

You continued your council meeting afterward with puffy eyes and a fake ass smile which concerned your members but didn’t bother to ask. They didn’t want to trigger you.

You sped through the hallways, trying to get away as fast as possible. Being in those meetings was an absolute pain, and it hurt when you saw him there. He stared at you intently with longing and pleading in his big brown eyes. You felt them lingering on you every time, but you shared no glances. You went about your business with your stoic facade.

Because, in reality, your heart was heavy for him, and you wanted to be with him. Seeing how Taehyung kissed Bini showed your true feelings. You didn’t just have a crush on Taehyung. You absolutely fell in love with him. You love him.

But he did that to you. He told you he never kisses, which were usually his hookups, and you understood. You thought you were like them, yet your heart still knew there was no chance of him thinking differently of you. But it didn’t hurt as much as now. He kissed you, kissed all the time that day, and never wanted to stop. You gave yourself a sense of hope that maybe you were someone special.

Yet he kissed another, his ex, in front of you.

Maybe that whole “no kissing” rule was a complete fraud. A scheme for people to continue these sexcapades with him, then he kisses you into thinking you were someone of importance to him, that you were the only one for him.

He did so much for you, bringing you out, helping you clean, giving you pet names, comforting you, buying food for you, all while showering you with so many compliments and stolen touches that made you feel so loved. He acted like he cared. He made you fall harder for him. He made you love him.

Oh, no. The tears were welling up again. Come on, ___. Just leave the school, so you can go home and cry peacefully.

“Princess!” He called out again from the other end of the hall, but it only made you run like a track star. He followed suit, but you were far, away from his reach and failing once again. It became a routine over the past days.

No surprises here when you’ve been ignoring Taehyung. You’ve done it before, and that led to things. But this time, you were brutal. You don’t answer his calls or texts and even his voicemails. Yet you were weak enough to allow yourself to hear them because you wanted to listen to his voice when you cried for him. You were so cold to him; you didn’t even bother snapping back when he made comments to get a reaction from you. But that was only once because Taehyung was nothing but sweet, gentle, and desperate to talk to you. You simply continued and focused anywhere else but him.

You missed him so much, but you knew it wasn’t a good idea. You were an idiot falling into his tricks. You knew he was a fuck boy, but you turned a blind eye. It was all an act.

-

You were in the comfort of your living room. You changed into your long pajamas and bundled into your fleece blanket. You played your broken hearts club playlist, sobbing to Hate Everything by G Soul.

How fucking fitting.

While in your sorrowful condition, you’re impressed with yourself for hearing the knocking at your door when sad music played loudly. You got up slowly, fearing who it could be. You couldn’t even peep through because your front door didn’t have that, so anyone was a surprise.

Though you refused to talk to him, if he was at your door, you were terrified of how fragile you’d be because you might forgive him right there. You didn’t want that, but seeing his face would make your heart hurt and skip a beat simultaneously.

The knocking was more profound, forcing you to move faster. You breathed in to prepare, then you opened your door. Being disappointed but very grateful that it wasn’t Taehyung, you were met with three pairs of eyes. 

Your stomach dropped, cursing yourself that it was time they confronted either you or him about this weird thing between us. You haven’t spoken to them about the incident. They knew what happened with Taehyung and Bini, but your response and how he’s been made them think that something else was going on that they weren’t informed with.

They wanted to give you time to open up, but the tension was so strong, dammit. They couldn’t take it anymore. First, Jimin tried to talk with Taehyung, but he avoided him badly. The only communication was through Seokjin. Seokjin reported to Jimin that Taehyung was ashamed and couldn’t face his best friend just yet, knowing what he did to his cousin. It only left Jimin confused about whatever the fuck happened between you two.

Jimin was looking for answers; moreover, Hoseok and Yoongi were concerned for you. They knew you liked Taehyung, but you seemed greatly affected than assumed. They thought you were letting go of him. You’ve been giving him the cold shoulder while he chases you like some lovesick puppy.

They brought you some pho, knowing that you were self-deprecating. You all sat around your table while they watched you eat. They observed how skinny you’ve gotten, not caring for yourself, and stressing out with everything. It only intensified with a broken heart and loving the dreamy quarterback. 

“We gave you time, and now we want to know what is going on between you and Taehyung.” Jimin was the first to speak.

“Nothing.” You lied.

“Doesn’t seem like nothing, especially seeing you cry listening to your broken hearts club playlist!” Hoseok commented as he leaned back into the chair. “___, please make it easier for us. What’s going on?”

“Jimin, look—”

“Did something happen after you fucked him?” Yoongi blurted out, sipping on his soft drink.

You just lost your appetite and wanted to crawl in a hole. “Yoongi!” You pushed your food away and crossed your arms. It was like Hoseok knew Yoongi was about to pull that shit because the Vice President tightened his lips and nodded.

As for Jimin, he didn’t know anything, so he was left dumbfounded. “Excuse me, what? When did this happen?” He exclaimed, focusing his attention on you, trying to get your eyes on him. With your avoidance and fiddling of your fingers, he clearly knew that what Yoongi said was true, but he needed to hear it from you. 

“I—“

“____, don’t lie to me.” Jimin interrupted, knowing you were going to try something. “I won’t get mad. In fact, I’m not mad at you, I swear. I just want to know because the two people I love and care about are hurting, and I don’t know why.” Your eyes averted to him. He was nothing but genuine in his statement. He reached for your hand into his and rubbed your skin for comfort. “I love you. Please tell us.”

You wanted to cry again at their gentleness for you. Tears were on the brink of falling, but Hoseok managed to wipe them away with his thumb. Yoongi stood up and gave you a hug, whispering, “It’s okay.”

That’s when you broke walls down and let everything out. They only wanted you to feel better, and it only hurt more when you told them everything, from what first happened in the council room to losing your virginity to your secret affair with the one and only Kim Taehyung. You told them how he kissed you when he was here last week. He fed you all this hope and ultimately crushed your spirit when he kissed Bini.

Eventually, your crying died down, with only sniffles here and there. When you finished your narrative, the room was silent as the others processed all that you said. Unfortunately, your best friends knew something like this was bound to happen after you first slept with him. They understood why you did what you did and why you’re acting like this. For that, they didn’t like Taehyung and wanted him to feel your pain.

However, this was all new for Jimin. He didn’t know you liked Taehyung this whole damn time. You could have been together sooner, but you were idiots and made everything harder than needed. He didn’t say that, though. He stayed quiet as he processed his emotions. But before that, he needed to tell you another bitter truth. 

“Can I be honest and say he also kissed Bini at the party?” Jimin sighed when he saw your eyes grow dimmer. “Seokjin and Yeonjun told me. But they said he was drunk.”

“Wow, and then he came to me to relieve himself?” You assumed the worst. You didn’t want to believe it, but the thoughts were eating you alive. “So he broke his rule for her. Drunk or sober. I knew this was going to happen. I’m stupid!”

“You’re not stupid, ___. You did what you could. It just so happened to end up this way.” Yoongi comforted. “Anyone can go through lengths when you’re in love.”

“Wait, not a crush, but you love him?” Jimin asked. You nodded weakly. Suddenly, you noticed a rare sight of Jimin being angry. He hated seeing you like this, crushed and crying, especially at the hands of his best friend. “I’m going to fuc—”

“Don’t, Jimin.” You shook your head. Though he broke your heart, you still defended him. You were in on this, too, even if you felt like shit. “That’s why I didn’t tell you or anyone at all. I didn’t want you to worry about me, and I didn’t want what I did with him to affect your friendship.”

“B-but, you’re my cousin first, and I will choose you over him.” Jimin countered, standing up and pacing around your apartment. “Look at you! You still got hurt by him. This isn’t right!”

“Anything about this isn’t right.” You responded, following his movement. “You shouldn’t be angry with Taehyung. This was my decision too. I hate him, but he isn’t at fault.”

“Can’t believe you’re protecting him.” Hoseok smiled sadly. “You really do love him.”

You nodded, agreeing with him. You do love Taehyung for months. It won’t go away within days.

“I guess that “no kissing” rule is complete bullshit then. Maybe he told people that rule, so when he does break it, it makes them feel special.” You muttered, slowly accepting the statement. 

Jimin shook his head, denying your assumptions. “No, I can tell you that Taehyung is serious about that rule. It’s so important. He didn’t tell me why, but he swore on his grandparents’ grave.”

“How is that even possible? He did it to me and Bini.”

“True, but Bini was his first love and girlfriend. She meant something to him, at least in the past. I’m not sure now?” Your cousin pointed out. “I’m assuming that you clearly mean something to him if he kissed you. ___, just look at what he’s been doing. He’s been trying to get your attention.”

“Whatever, I don’t want to be part of some fucking love triangle. I refuse any type of sick harem he may want. After this championship, I won’t need to deal with him anymore.” You boiled with rage, releasing more feelings to keep you from weeping.

“You say that, but you became fuck buddies.” Yoongi mentioned the obvious. You glared at him because he was right, and you didn’t like it.

“I know you said you didn’t want this to get in between my friendship with him, but he’s been avoiding me! He made Seokjin tell me that he’s ashamed to talk to me.” Jimin stated. “He’ll eventually come my way, but I suggest you should talk to him about how you feel instead of ignoring him like a fucking virus.”

“What’s the point? Even if he knows how I feel, it won’t change anything. I’m sure he won’t like me back.”

Jimin heaved at both of your stupidity. You were meant to be with his idiotic friend. “I can’t say anything, but you should. Why else is he desperate for your attention?”

“To annoy me and save face that I won’t tell anyone that he’s a conniving man whore.”

“Do you really think lowly of him?” Jimin snapped at how harsh you were being. He switched sides. He was supporting Taehyung now. 

“No…” You mumbled, feeling guilty at your meaningless words. “I-I’m not ready to face him. I’m scared.”

“But you love him. What are you scared for?” Hoseok asked.

“Rejection? I’m already in pain. Seeing him with Bini was enough. I don’t want him to say he doesn’t like me.” You explained. “I’m also frustrated that I still want him.” You palmed your face, trying to relieve the ache by kneading it. “His words replay in my head, you know? Saying that I was his and only he could touch m—“

“Okay, for once, let’s not get into details.“ Yoongi stopped you from finishing your sentence. He was shocked to see you ready to talk about things like this. Maybe being with Taehyung for some time making you more comfortable, which was a good thing in his eyes. “But you’ll be okay. Taehyung’s just one guy.” 

“What if I’m stubborn and say no? I want him.” You challenged, but your expression grew stiff at a thought. “But for some reason, I want him to feel a similar pain that I’m feeling.”

“Damn, are you a sadist now?” Hoseok was astonished at what his innocent little friend was saying. “The fuck did Taehyung do to you?”

“Enough for me to see stars.” You said before their expressions went sour. “But importantly, enough for me to have revenge.”

“You want revenge?” Jimin smiled cunningly at the idea. He suddenly went back to supporting you. “I may be his best friend, but he’s been ignoring me, and I did nothing. How dare he? I’m in.”

“Damn, you switch lanes quick.” Hoseok scoffed incredulously at your cousin, then turned to you. “Evil, but I like it, small one.”

“Do you even have any plan in mind?” Yoongi questioned. “How would you get revenge? Revenge won’t happen unless he’s been crushed and affected by you.”

“I’m not too sure, actually.” You revealed. Your brain was not in the right place to come up with schemes. You just wanted him to feel pain. “Well, there was one thing.”

“What was it?” Jimin pried.

“Taehyung gets jealous.” You grinned, recapping back that night. God, he was so roug—now wasn’t the time. “I was wearing my usual pajamas, and I told him Yoongi was supposed to be here. He didn’t like it.”

Yoongi smirked and ticked his head to the side, “I think I know what we’re going with this.”

-

The pre-party was happening, and the crowd was larger and compact. The bass of the music rippled through the house, the stench of alcohol and sweat reeked the air, while the chattering of people resonated everywhere. The joy, laughter, and immense pleasure surrounded a yet depressing Taehyung.

He wasn’t participating in the party. He was on the side near the wall. He was here for the sake of his team and the tradition of the pre-party before a big game. If it weren’t, he would stay home and self-loathe while texting you even if you don’t respond.

He missed you so much and wished that he would explain himself. If he did, it would be difficult for him to reason. Yes, he was drunk when he kissed Bini, but at the lockers, he didn’t know why he let her in like that. She gave him many doubts about you and your feelings at that moment. He started worrying if you’d even accept him. Was it worth fighting?

He got so insecure with confidence that he believed Bini, which was the biggest mistake. Right when she leaned into his lips, he had his eyes closed, thinking of you again. It didn’t feel like it, but if he couldn’t have you, at least he could pretend to.

But when he opened his eyes and saw your distraught, he regretted it. Your face was on the brink of breaking down, but he knew you. You weren’t going to let it happen until you were alone.

After the incident, he confronted Bini about warping his thoughts and beliefs. He got so upset, the most Bini saw him that it scared her. He told her off and wanted to never see or talk to her again. At the end of his yelling, he didn’t realize he was crying. He cried for you and was disappointed in himself—only noticing how Bini manipulated him. He proclaimed his hatred on her, leading Bini to surrender and leaving him alone once and for all. They haven’t spoken ever since and never wanted to.

His mood improved, as you can say, but it would have gotten better if you let him speak to you. Taehyung accepted the fact that he fucked up. It was so bad that you treated him like the wind, never acknowledging his presence, but he knew you saw him during the meetings.

Other than the meetings and practices, Taehyung was practically a loner, for the time being, trying to get himself together while mending his heart, but that wasn’t working. 

He assumed that your friends still didn’t know as he observed their perplexed faces and that they were nice to him. But Jimin—

He was afraid of Jimin. He had no idea if you told your cousin since he had been avoiding him. But he was a coward, knowing he disappointed his best friend and probably ruined their friendship. After going behind his back, he didn’t deserve Jimin’s love and support.

“Finally spotted you.” Taehyung turned his head away from the beer he was staring at uninterestingly, meeting his slit-eyed friend. He clenched his jaw in fear, being trapped and couldn’t just run away. “Are you good?”

Taehyung paused and gulped before nodding, “I guess you can say that.”

“That’s good, considering you’ve been avoiding me.” Jimin provoked, sipping on his drink.

Ouch, that was a blow towards Taehyung.

“I-I’m sor—”

“Man, you’re fine. I’m not mad.” Jimin consoled. “But I do know what happened between you and my cousin.”

Fuck, Taehyung’s hands started sweating, feeling agitated. He knew he would have found out but didn’t think it was this soon. He needed to come up with an apology fast.

“Bro, you look like you’re about to vomit. It’s okay.” Jimin rubbed his friend’s back for comfort. “I’m still your best friend.” 

“How?”

“I care for her, but I care for you too. You never gave me a reason not to.” The shorter shrugged and smiled. “Even this. I’m on no one’s side.”

“Jimin, you’re too kind-hearted for your own good.” Taehyung sighed as he leaned into the wall.

“Not really.”

“What?”

“No, I didn’t say anything,” Jimin mumbled, acting confused.

Taehyung hummed. Feeling that their friendship was still okay, he wanted to ask some questions. “So, what did she tell you?”

“Well, other than you’ve been sleeping together,” He emphasized, making Taehyung blush shyly. “She wanted me to understand that what you both had shouldn’t affect our friendship. This is between you and her. I had to accept it before coming to you.”

“Was it hard for you…accepting it?”

“No,” His friend snorted. “I fucking missed you, bro. You know how hard it was not texting you? It was so hard.” He began fake crying and hitting him playfully. “I know you needed space, but I wanted my best friend.”

For the first time in the past days, a smile crept up on Taehyung. “I know, I know. I’m sorry. I just felt disappointed in myself, and I thought it was pointless even facing you after what I did to her.”

“I swear you both are the same idiot into two entities,” Jimin said under his breath.

“Did you say something?”

“No? Probably you’re hearing people around.”

“Anyway, I confronted Bini and didn’t realize she manipulated my thoughts to get her way,” Taehyung revealed. “Didn’t know she’s been actually doing that the entire time when we were in a relationship and was blaming myself for everything.”

Jimin frowned. He knew that his best friend was one of the most compassionate and tender-hearted people, but he was also susceptible and wanted to be accepted. Now Jimin was upset with himself for not knowing Bini was like that too.

“I’m sorry, Tae. It wasn’t your fault.”

“Yeah, well. Either way, ___ isn’t talking to me.” He sighed, missing you.

“She’ll come around. I promise you.”

“Have you met her?” Taehyung scoffed rhetorically.

“Point taken.” Jimin agreed, aware of how you function in society.

Taehyung wondered what you were doing, how you were feeling if you were doing okay. You weren’t but wanted you to tell his face. All he thought was you, day and night. You even disrupted him in his practice, which wasn’t a good sign, but he didn’t bother. He didn’t want to be with anyone else. He wanted you. 

“Holy fuck, who’s that?”

“I don’t know. Never saw her before.”

“I want her to ruin me.”

The murmurs of people flooded the room as they eyed a direction. Puzzled, Taehyung followed their attention yet still did not understand the commotion. “Uhh, is something happening?”

“Let’s get a closer look.” Jimin grinned, and Taehyung knew something was up. He squinted at him before following his friend to the front. The comments increased, and the stares were more prominent as they were going to some girl arriving. But once Taehyung had a closer look, he wanted to die right then and there.

He never saw you at parties. You always refused. But this…this was…okay, first of all, you were here. Second of all, you were nothing like yourself, and lastly, he hated how he was practically getting a boner because this wasn’t you. But he was a man and loved every bit of it.

You walked into the house, scanning the premises. You didn’t have your glasses, using those daily contacts you had just in case. Your hair was down compared to your usual updos. You decided to straighten your natural waves for some kind of change.

What you were wearing? Oh, bud. Let me tell you. You didn’t know why you had it, but Hoseok found a silver glittery-sequined mini dress with a halter neckline. The skirt line ended at the higher tops of your thigh. Your back was out and exposed, but illuminating silver straps hung similar to lights on a Christmas tree. It was a bit scandalous for you, but luckily your hair was long enough to cover the back. You wore black block heels and topped everything off with simple makeup that glowed underneath the dimmed lights of the party.

You weren’t one to show yourself like this, not really your style, but you were comfortable in your skin, so you knew how hot you were when you chose to.

As you walked it, you spotted some of the Football team. They scrutinized your appearance until one of their eyes dilated in shock. 

“President?” Namjoon’s jaw dropped, and the others looked at him in bewilderment.

“Hi, Joonie.” You smiled, and their hearts fluttered. Holy shit, it really was you. How come you looked like that?

“Oh my God, she said my name!” The tall man squealed, shaking his fists.

Now that you were revealed, you can hear everyone talking about the Goody-Two-Shoes president coming to a party and being the one true main character. You chuckled lightly at their comments since it was a temporary fix. By the time school comes back on Monday, you resorted to your normal self. 

Besides, you were your best friends, a happy Hoseok and a not-so-happy Yoongi. While both had different opinions on partying, they were mainly here to support you and care for you when the plan backfired. They also wanted to see the look on Taehyung’s face once he saw you, which they did, but you have yet to.

Taehyung looked absolutely demolished at the sight of you. He knew you were always beautiful, perfect even. But this was new to him, and he wanted to see it first-class with a backstage meet and greet. You were fucking hot, and it showed. 

But he didn’t like how others, particularly other men, stared at you. Their eyes were hungry and lustful, wanting to claim or get with you in any shape or form.

He didn’t want that to happen. You weren’t theirs, but you weren’t his either, which stabbed his heart.

“Did you know about this?” Taehyung raised the possibility.

“Maybe…” Jimin snickered. “It wasn’t my plan, though.”

“You do realize I’m hurt.”

“Hey, she’s hurt too! She can’t think properly.” The shorter one defended himself, to which Taehyung cursed.

People were greeting the trio; others unapologetically checking you out. You all reached the kitchen, grabbing a few drinks. You turned toward your friends with a frown and spoke, “Yoongi, this is a stupid idea.”

“But do you see Taehyung’s expression?” Yoongi gulped down some whiskey. You shook your head, not recalling spotting him. “He looked like he wanted to show everyone who you belonged to.“

“Really? He looked hopelessly in love.”

You blushed at their words, “I don’t know if any of that is true, guys.”

“___, the point of this was to get him jealous or react enough to do or say something.” Hoseok reminded you. You eyed your best friend, seeing him getting red from a sip of beer. “He looks like he’s longing. Maybe you talk to him today.”

“I don’t know if I want that.”

“Look, you’re here, and you went through with this plan. Deep down inside you, you want to see him. You want to talk to him. Accept it.” Yoongi reasoned back.

“You know I hate when you’re right.”

“Yes, but you love me.” Your shorter friend opened his arms, embracing in the gratification. Hoseok laughed, and you joined in on it too. 

“Now, to get him jealous, you should dance with that wild Kookie over there.” Hoseok pointed with his beer.

Your heads turned, taking a glimpse at the famous running back. Anyone could tell how drunk and loose Jungkook was. The man liked to have fun and had no care in the world, not even consequences, because it was never his fault.

You nodded before handing your drink to Yoongi. He finished it in one gulp as they watched you strut seductively to the running back. Everyone watched you, trailing towards him. Taehyung glared intently, seeing the questionable smile on you.

You were in Jungkook’s peripheral vision, and he noticed you immediately as he showed his award-winning smile. He motioned you to come hither and obliged. Your arms rested on each side of his shoulder, and he respectfully held your waist.

“Hey, Prez. Didn’t think you liked parties. You look good, by the way.” He greeted.

“Thanks, Jungkook. Just wanted to have some fun. It’s been a while.”

“Well, you’ve come to the right person.” He chuckled darkly, pulling you in. “You seemed down. I could tell in the meetings.”

“Just stress.”

He crooned, “That and maybe a certain someone?”

You cocked an eyebrow, “Wh—”

“Both of you are obvious.” He chortled, and you bit your lip, taking in the embarrassment. “It’s fine, but I think I can help.”

You didn’t say anything else, but he twirled you around until his chest pushed into your back. You felt his lips hovering over your ears, “Let’s see what he’ll do when he sees you like this. Trust me.”

You gasped softly before nodding. You felt his forehead rest at the crook of your neck as he then swayed both of your hips to the beat. You had no idea what you were doing. The alcohol hit wasn’t even there, so you were conscious through this.

Jungkook clowned your hardened body, then turned you back to face him. “You’re so awkward and shy; it’s actually pretty cute.” Though you didn’t really interact with him before, he was nice to be around. A little crazy for your liking, but nevertheless, entertaining. 

You let out a laugh, feeling your cheeks heating up, “Not used to it.”

“I can tell.” He smiled. “I see why Taehyung is fond of you.”

Your laughter died down once he brought him up. You tilted your head in wonder. “Wha—”

“Excuse me.” That cavernous voice interrupted our conversation. You couldn’t help but look up, finally meeting his eyes after so long. It had been a while since you acknowledged him, and once you did, you couldn’t stop. You wanted to indulge his whole being, his body, mind, and spirit.

That was Jungkook’s cue to release you. He blew a kiss to you before parting and going to the section to dance in. But his departure wasn’t as missed as you held your gaze at the Football captain. He looked upset, tired, yet yearned to be closer. You noticed him fiddling his fingers, suspecting what he wanted. Without speaking, you granted him the consent and nodded. He reached your hand, tugging you to follow as he walked elsewhere from the dance floor.

You didn’t know whose house you were in, and you clearly didn’t know what lay here, but here you were—upstairs in a room with the guy you loved.

He motioned you to sit on the bed while he stayed standing. You haven’t been alone with him since that day. Even after all that you’ve done, you couldn’t help but be shy around him. You were a bit scared that you weren’t going to control yourself if you kept staring. You only stared at your thighs.

“What were you doing?” He began.

“What do you mean?”

“Don’t give me that.” He scoffed, spewing some of his anger at you. “Why are you here at a party? You never come, and now you’re here, dressed like this, and dancing with Jungkook.”

You rolled your eyes, raising your head, fixing your eyes forward and at the wall. “Why do you even care? I’m trying to have fun.”

“I know this isn’t your kind of fun.”

“You don’t know that!”

“Yes, I do! I know so much!” He was baffled and your stubbornness. If things were good with each other, he would have bent you over and punished you. “I know you, ___. Please understand that at least.”

“Whatever…” Damn, he was trying so hard to control himself.

“What are you doing, baby?”

“You don’t have the right to call me that…” You spoke softly.

“___, please look at me.” He begged. His tone ached your heart. You finally agreed, shifting your attention, and saw how close he was to you. He was on his knees. Hesitant with a full heart, he extended his hand over to you and tried to intertwine your fingers together. You pulled away, restraining yourself. He sighed, “Why are you here? Please be honest.”

“Trying to make you jealous.” Okay, he didn’t know you were gonna be that honest. But his heart pulsated at the thought of you doing something to him.

“Wha—why?”

“To make you feel how I felt when I saw you with Bini.” You argued back cruelly.

“___, I’m so sorry.” He frowned at his past behavior. “I didn’t mean to, I promise.”

“Why’d you kiss her?” You wondered out loud the biggest question of all this. “You said no kissing, yet you kissed me. But you kissed Bini…in the lockers and at that party.”

His pupils bulged; he didn’t know you knew about the party, but given Jimin found out, it needed to be said. “I-I’m sorry. She manipulated me in the lockers. She pushed herself on me. I was scared and worried about…” He couldn’t finish the sentence of fear. “I was drunk at the party…”

“I know, but it still happened. You hurt me, Taehyung.” You couldn’t stop the tears falling down. He hated seeing you like this, and it was his fault.

“I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you.” He, too, was about to cry with his lips trembling with agony.

“Why did you kiss her?” You asked again, frustrated that he never answered you. “No kisses rule, right?”

He didn’t know how to phrase it, but it might make things better if he just said it. “I was thinking of you.”

Your irises enlarged, “What?”

“First, Bini always made the first move. When I kissed her, I only thought of you. I wanted to kiss you. I was just scared until I did it with her. I didn’t like it. I wanted you.” He sniffled as he looked into your eyes.

“Why were you scared?” You were still puzzled at his explanation.

“I…I don’t know how to explain it. It’s hard for me to process. But I don’t like Bini anymore.” He reasoned to the best of his ability. “I swear on my life that I go by that rule. Those times were a mistake, but kissing you was never a mistake.””

“How am I supposed to feel and do about that?”

“Please, I regret kissing her. I miss you so much. I want you, I-I need you! I—”

“Taehyung, stop. I can’t.” You shook your head, still feeling disappointed. You thought that he was still hiding something from you. Even if he apologized, you still don’t think that you’d finally be together after all this. It wasn’t going to work. “Maybe we should stop this, end off already. It’s better for us. We both knew it wasn’t gonna work.” You said right after you got up from the bed. You tried leaving the room, but he gripped your arm. He stood up from his knees.

“___, no, I can’t…I don’t want to. Please, I’ll do anything.” He shook his head like a child, afraid that you’ll leave. He didn’t want to give up on you.

“Don’t say that.” You tugged back your arm, but he was stronger than you. In fact, he jerked you over before kissing your lips. His lips moved, attempting to kiss him back. You tensed up but loosened as you remembered the solace state you used to be in his arms. He made you weak in the knees. You couldn’t resist the love you had for him.

He parted away but barely as you still felt him lingering on you. He gave another peck before revealing, “Please, please. I want you so badly. I-I-I love you. I’ve been loving you.”

He said he loved you.

But why did it still pain you when he said it? You were supposed to feel jubilance when he said those three words you’ve been dying to hear.

“I can’t love you. It hurts too much.” You cried, gently pushing him away. This time he doesn’t bother holding you. “If you loved me, you shouldn’t have hurt me, led me on for so long.”

“Baby, p—”

“Don’t talk to me. I don’t want to deal with you anymore.” You demanded. “There’s no hope.” You turned your back to him and left the room. You closed the door, resting your forehead on the wood. There you hear him sobbing his love out, his self crumbling down as time goes on.

Yet he wasn’t the only one. You let out the dam in you and ran away. You needed to find your friends and get out.

Taehyung never followed you in the end.

#bts fanfic #bts x reader #bts smut #taehyung fanfic #taehyung x reader #taehyung smut #taehyung #kim taehyung x reader

[911onabc]

fuck it friday / inspiration saturday / sentences sunday

over the weekend i was tagged by a whole bunch of people in fuck it friday/inspiration saturday/seven sentences sunday so i'm just gonna tag you all below and share a lil snippet and pic inspo from college athlete au <3

@rewritetheending @wildlife4life @transboybuckley @transbuck @panbuckley @honestlydarkprincess @barbiediaz @prince-buck-diaz @hippolotamus @littlebitofdiaz @alyxmastershipper @anxieteandbiscuits @wikiangela @ebdaydreamer @buddierights @rogerzsteven @cowboy-buck @roy-kents

“What did you get them?” Buck asked. 

“I don’t even know,” Eddie scoffed. “I got Adri some, like, perfume? And then Soph this cream that smelled like coconut. I don’t really know what it does. I think it said bum on the side. I just hope I didn’t buy my little sister ass cream.”

“Well,” Buck laughed. “I guess if she liked it, that’s all that matters.”

“Yeah,” Eddie said. “You know, they actually got me something this year.”

“They don’t always?” Buck asked.

“I mean, not really,” Eddie explained. “They’re a bit younger than me so their presents for me were actually just things our mom bought and put their names on.”

“So they picked it out themselves this year?” 

“Yeah,” Eddie said. “They did.” 

“What did they get you?” Buck asked. He was asking a lot of questions, but it really felt like Eddie was leading him there. Like he wanted to talk about it. 

“They uh,” Eddie paused for a second. “It’s actually really cute. They bought me a Texas Rangers hat–The Rangers are my favourite baseball team, I don’t know if I told you that–but they got me this Rangers hat that has like a pride flag in the logo.”

“Oh,” Buck said. “That’s uh, that’s cool.”

“Yeah,” Eddie said. “I kind of wanted to cry when I opened it. I just–I don’t know, I wasn’t expecting it. They were so excited to give it to me, too. This might sound stupid but, it’s like I remembered that they’re like whole entire people now and they thought about me and got me this out of a place of–I don’t know. I just can’t believe they thought to buy it.”

“That’s really sweet. Are you–Are you gonna wear it?” Buck asked. He had never seen Eddie wearing anything like that–pride stuff, or whatever. It seemed like most people at school didn’t even realize he was into guys. It took Buck long enough to figure it out. 

“Honestly? I don’t know,” Eddie sighed. “It’s not a secret that I’m gay. Not even here–I came out to my family over winter break back in freshman year, and it was fine. I mean, it’s not like my parents are running PFLAG meetings or going to pride parades or anything, but they didn’t really care. If they’re disappointed, or whatever, they don’t really show it. But sometimes I wonder if they would be less supportive if I did do that stuff. Like, pride parades and rainbow merch.”

“Oh.” Buck said. He wasn’t really sure what to say to that. As much as he was–whatever, now, with Eddie–he hadn’t thought much about what that meant for himself. For his sexuality. 

Buck didn’t talk to his sister–his parents barely communicated with him. Even if he did figure out an identity that fit, Buck wasn’t sure he would have anybody to come out to. If there was anybody who would care. On one hand, it meant there was no risk of losing anybody over it. 

But on the other hand, it made him feel really lonely. Like if he figured it all out–there wouldn’t be anyone to share it with. 

But Eddie’s thing sounded hard, too–just in a whole different way. 

“I guess it just means a lot,” Eddie kept going. “To know that Adri and Soph want to be like, actively supportive. And they decided to do it all on their own.”

“Yeah,” Buck said, smiling a little at how earnest Eddie sounded. “That’s–that’s great, Eddie.”

“I think so, too,” Eddie sighed. “Even if I never wear the hat, I love that they gave it to me. And I love it so much, even if I’m just gonna keep it around to look at.”

#this is so long lol #fuck it friday #inspiration staurday #seven sentence sunday #college athlete au #writing tag

[ihatepeoplesomuchuwu]

@abyssleaves GIRL I FUCKING LOVE YOU HOLY SHIT. You dropped this queen 👑

This person right here, you have said it so perfectly and have inspired me to say something. I will also probably get hate but you know what? That's fine at this point 😎

This carnivorekitty situation? I'M SO OVER IT!!! I don't even 100% agree with tom but, most of you guys are getting upset at OPINIONS AND DARK HUMOR LIKE HOLY SHIT. I want you all to think about this. What part of it is beliefs? The belief of not understanding neopronouns? No no no he didn't say "hate." he said he didn't agree with them and wasn't going to hate people for using them. But nah, instead of maybe sitting down with a cup of tea, you all jumped the gun and said, "THE NERVE?! HE DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME?!". Pssst hey lean in close...... I don't understand them either 😐 If you approached me, though, and told me your pronouns, I would never hate you for using them. It is YOUR life and I will respect/use your pronouns(I use any pronouns btw UwU) and I can't tell you what to do, and as long as you're not hurting anyone, who cares right? But don't demand me to understand or get why because I don't want to, and I'm just too stupid to care.

ANYWAY TO THE TRANSPHOBIC TOPIC!! Okay, this confused me for so long on why people called him transphobic because even I understood that people of the lgbtq+ have different opinions on things and deal with stuff differently. Him saying that kids/teens having medication and surgeries are life changing and then most definitely are. Most medications are safe, but did you know that their was a birth control that was FDA approved and it worked for a long time! Until women started having babies missing limbs and parts of them. Medical stuff can happen at anytime, it being safe of not it can still happen. And the surgeries? I agree that people shouldn't have surgeries until they are 18. Why? Because you have jackasses that aren't trans/have medical needs who take advantage of that for their own benefits and you have people who find out that they are not trans/non-binary/so on later in life and detransition.

Also, can no one like dark humor anymore??? A trans person likes a dark humored trans meme it's end shattering, but people still adore famous people making 9/11 jokes? Yeah, okay, love you guys ❤️ and don't get me started on the nazi shit because WOW WE GOING FOR IT WITH THAT ONE!!! Did anyone read the post Tom made at all? Hm? He said, and I quote, "I don't see anything on how he's a nazi however, that seems like a stretch. However, if anyone can provide actual proof of these claims, you can let me know." He ASKED for proof and said he doesn't agree with all of his posts, yet all of you jumped on him instantly calling him a "nazi sympathizer"? I literally saw one, FUCKING ONE PERSON show him the proof of it instead of jumping him like zombies 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️

My last take is the pride parade stuff which is just silly to get mad about?? As a person who has basically raised my siblings as my own children and wanting kids of my own some day, I can understand about the not wanting children to see half naked people and honestly who would? What I get is that it is a pride parade and they are mostly known for people doing that, they usually make a flyer or post saying if it's going to happen orr not so please look first. What pisses me off is when people defend that and call them something-phobic for not agreeing 😑 "Agree to disagree" is perfectly put for this, People can have opinions on this without being hateful. You guys come OOON

That is all I have to say for this, I would touch on the racism aspect but I must say out of that whole thing I could understand why people were mad/hurt and I am a pale ass white-irish person who has never experienced racism(only the "HA HA YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC" jokes due to me being irish 🤣)so I have no right to say anything in that.

Anyway, I'm gonna just rant here, so feel free to hate on me in my inbox because I could honestly just chill with anyone even if they scream at me UwU

#carnivorekitty #lurking for love #l4l #lfl #jacob alden #just ranting #niwinoodle

[wordstome]

hi, new könig fan here 🙃(i was able to delay the brainrot only for so long and now he has bewitched me body and soul) so...i've stumbled upon you and went through your whole königcore tag and *chef's kiss*, yes to all of that 😌(i'm sure as hell that i'll dive into your works for sure💓) although what i've really barged in here for is to offer a few headcanons that my brain has been cooking (and you can choose not to post them if they are not your cup of tea lmao): -deployed!könig (since we're in december let's set it in this month) going back to rural austria to his family and bringing his gf with him, he'll probably even dress up as a krampus and partake in the krampuslaufen cause he's such a cryptid (also mask>>> and stalking/chasing people around, scaring the hell out of them>>>) -and to connect to this one a bit, cause food is my love language and this 6'10'' man has to like function, right? right. so he's deployed and he can 'take it easy' and cheat a bit (specially since it's the christmas holidays), so his abs are not as defined as they were 2/3 weeks ago and he might be getting soft here and there...he'd probably get self-conscious a bit and hide/avoid close contact with his gf until the issue get talked between them and she has to reassures him and all (sorry i'm exceptionally soft for him, it will happen again) and that was it, hope you have a great day ✨

Welcome to the König fandom! We're clinically insane <3 I'm glad you're here and thank you for checking my stuff out 🥺

I THINK ABOUT DEPLOYED KÖNIG ALL THE TIME! He would 100% partake in krampuslaufen (I saw a video recently of a parade in Salzburg, it looks like so much fun ;;), probably chases his s/o around a bit when he's in costume (he 100% uses tactical gear for it)

König strikes me as a guy who takes great personal pride in his ability to keep things tight, which is why I like it so much when he's portrayed a bit thicker and his s/o adores him. I love the idea of someone feeding him as much good food as he can handle (and he can handle a lot, that big ass boy) and still doting on him even when he feels insecure.

#thank you anon i will!! #könig #König x reader #König x you #konig #könig cod #konig cod #konig x reader #konig x you #answered

[glittter-vamp]

CHAPTER 9

Joe Burrow x Bisexual OC.

Warnings: 18+MDNI. Mention Of Death & Grief. Emotional Intimacy pretty much at 100 and smut-ish themes. Homophobia. Angsty yet Fluffy. Pretty heavy chapter overall.

Word Count: 3.4k

"Thank you for shopping with us, have a great day!" Val smiles at a customer that was in the store while handing them their shopping bag. It was Sunday which she usually didn't come in for but Elsa had went a little too hard at the Pride parade the day prior and Dani was off. So, it was just her and Kade in the store today making things happen. 

"Almost time to close, what a weekend!" Kade sighs moving a box of hangers. 

"It was pretty crazy, I guess since we closed yesterday for the parade people came today instead." Val says organizing a rack of shirts.

"I'm so glad I'm off for the next two days, I'm drinking a whole bottle of wine by myself tonight to destress." Kade lets out a breath. 

"You and me both." Val smiles. Them two make it through the last work hour with only one other customer coming in. Cleaning up quickly, they make it out of the store by 4:50 and in their cars to go home. Since it was Sunday evening the traffic wasn't so bad but living in a city meant it was still there regardless. As Val drove home she got a call from Joe. She had talked to him here and there, all through text after that argument they had. 

"Hello?" Val answers on the car Bluetooth. 

"Hey...are you out of work?" Joe asks. 

"I am. Why?" Val asks wondering why. 

"Would you mind stopping by the house today? Something came for you at the house." Joe says sounding just as confused as she was hearing that. 

"Uh, what do you mean something came for me...to your house? I've never your given address for anything to anyone." Val questions. 

"I'm just confused as you about it are but it's addressed to you, it's a letter." He says. 

"Does it seems like junk mail or something? That's so weird..." She asks as she drives. 

"No, it's hand written from within the state. Say's its from someone named Sabrina Farley." Joe responds back, Val's heart dropping hearing that. 

"Are you sure!?" Val asks trying to remain her cool. 

"That's what it says, I can drop it off during the week if you're busy--

"No, I'll come get it now. I'm in the car driving anyway." Val says. 

"Alright, you can let your self in. I have to rest up my leg. My knee has been feeling weird." Joe says. 

"Do you need anything?" Val asks. 

"Nah I'm good, but thanks. I appreciate that." Joe yawns. They hang up soon after and Val makes her way to Joe's.

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Pulling up to his house she parks in the driveway and lets her self in like he told her too. She could hear the tv, Joe was of course was watching some alien documentary like usual. Walking to the living room she see's Joe laying on his couch icing his knee. 

"So, what'd you do to your knee?" Val speaks up startling Joe and making her laugh. 

"I didn't hear you come in... but I think I went to hard in the gym yesterday." He shrugs looking at his leg,

"Better chill before everyone gets on your ass or you injure yourself again." Val shakes her head. 

"I know..." Joe sighs. 

"So about the letter?" Val asks awkwardly. 

"Oh yeah, here!" Joe reaches over and grabs the letter that was sitting beside the remote. 

"Here you go, I didn't open it or anything." He says handing her the white envelope. Val reads the name and she starts to feel uneasy about it. 

"I really have no idea how this person got your address. I'm real sorry this came here, that's super invasive." Val bites her lip looking at Joe. 

"It's alright. Do you know who that person is though?" Joe asks and she nods yes. 

"My older sister. Since I cut off contact from the family , they haven't had my number or address except for the twins who I actually haven't heard from in months." Val shakes her head. 

"Do you think it's something serious?" Joe asks sitting up, intrigued by what that letter held. 

"Must be if they sent it to your house and not mine, my store or any of my other friends houses." Val says ripping the letter open. 

Val starts reading the letter which was starting off first by apologizing being sent to Joe's house but that they couldn't find her address anywhere online and was scared that if it got sent to the store it would end up in someone else's business mailbox instead. Which Val found very weird but she continued reading. As she read the next line her heart sunk and felt her eyes water. 

"I hate to inform you that dad has been involved in a car accident two weeks prior from when I'm writing this. He doesn't seem to be progressing at all, therefore mom is going to make the hard decision to take him off life support tomorrow. Though, we felt the need to tell you, we ask that you do not come to the funereal nor contact any of us. We've seen you in the tabloids and still don't approve of your life choices and out of respect to god, the church, the family and most importantly dad it's best if you don't come. We don't need any shameful people around us during this hard time or someone to take the attention away from dad." 

"Val...Hey, Hey...what's going on? Breathe." Joe says to her as he runs up to her and catches her as she falls to her knees at the news she just read. Val lets out a sob as Joe tries to console her and get her seated on the couch. Not being able to barely breathe let alone talk, she hands the letter to Joe and he reads it keeping one hand on Val and rubbing her back as she cries. 

"I'm so sorry Val. This is isn't the way they should've told you." Joe says hugging her tight and kiss her head as she cries. 

"I probably already missed his funeral since this was sent a week ago. Why would they do that?" She sniffles shaking her head. 

"If you did, that's entirely their fault. They know what they were doing sending this letter, they could of called, sent this to your actual house or business or even gone to your store in person...instead they sent it to my house not even knowing if it would get to you two weeks after your fathers accident in which they didn't contact you. This was malicious on their part, you did nothing wrong." Joe says feeling nothing but anger over this situation for Val. He couldn't believe they would treat her this way but it became clear why Val separated herself from them.

"I-I should go home. I'm sorry for breaking down like this here. I should of opened that letter at home or something." Val says quickly getting up and wiping her tears, desperately trying to get herself together. 

"What?! No--Val, you're not driving while you're emotions are hitting you like this. You're still processing this." Joe says shaking his head and Val sighs. 

"I just know things aren't okay between us and going through this here--

"That's not important right now, what's important is that you stay here and not get behind the wheel while you're crying. I'm going to get you water, please just stay here and take a breath." Joe says sitting her down again and she just nods beginning to cry again. Val didn't couldn't believe that letter. Still processing everything from her fathers accident to him being taken off life support to her family asking her not to come to the funeral because of who she was was just something she couldn't believe but hurt like hell. It proved that she was yet not healed from her past with her family.

"Here." Joe says coming back with a water bottle. Val takes it and takes a few sips. 

"Is there anything I can do?" Joe asks sitting next to her. 

"Get me a time machine so I could tell my parents not to have me and spare everyone the disappointment that I am." Val sighs wiping her tears. 

"Don't say that. Just because they have a problem with who you are doesn't mean you don't have people around you that love and support you. Plus, you've basically built your own family, you have the girls, Mateo, Kade and Elsa...Me and my family." Joe says hesitating on that last part. 

"I don't even know how your family views me right now so I wouldn't count them in there." Val shakes her head. 

" They haven't said anything to me about it so...well my mom obviously asked about what was going on cause she knows we're together but she didn't comment on anything else. My dad is never one to get into my personal relationships so..." Joe shakes his head. 

"Still doesn't mean anything." Val mutters. 

"Why don't I draw you a nice bath? I'll go pick up some food in the meantime while you soak." Joe says patting her knee. 

"You don't have to do that." Val shakes her head. 

"You need it, c'mon." Joe slowly pulls Val off the couch and they make their way upstairs letting the letter on the couch. 

"You still have clothes in your drawer, I haven't touched them." Joe says softly as they enter his room. 

"Thanks." Val sniffles heading over to where she always kept her clothes.

Joe headed to the bathroom and filled up the tub for her while she chose some clothes. Her mind was having a million different thoughts about what's happened. Though she was heartbroken over the news of her dad she was also incredibly angry at how it was handled. She couldn't stand the way her family has treated her since she came out in college. Val makes her way to the bathroom where Joe was making sure the water was a perfect temperature and the tub was getting filled up. 

"You can get in while it fills it takes a bit, did you need anything else? I haven't restocked on your wine but I can get you something else..." Joe asks as Val set her clothes down on the counter. 

"I think this moment calls for one of your vodka tonics." Val smiles. 

"Woah...I haven't heard those words since you opened up Pixies." Joe says making her chuckle. 

"I know it's a dangerous thing to say but I really need it." Val sighs. 

"You're wish is my command." Joe smiles leaving the bathroom. Val undresses and realizes she still has the markings from Summer on her body. Shaking her head and setting that aside she steps into the warm bath that smelled like lavender. Val feels herself relax into the semi filled tub and soon enough Joe comes back with her drink. 

"Here." Joe smiles handing her the drink. 

"Thanks." She smiles back taking a sip of the ridiculously strong drink. 

"Jeez, did you put any club soda in that?" Val shudders as the liquor runs through her body and sort of gives her a shock. 

"You knew what you were asking for. I put a lot of ice so just let it water down a bit." Joe says squatting down to her level and turning the water off for her. There wasn't many bubbles in the tub so Val saw Joe's eyes lingering on her body thought the soapy water. 

"What did you want to eat?" Joe asks clearing his throat. 

"It's Sunday evening so everything closes pretty early...whatever is open is fine. No healthy stuff though, I need good savory comfort food."  

"I'll be back, call me if anything. Make yourself at home." Joe says giving Val a gentle kiss on the head before leaving. It felt nice for Val to have Joe there for her. This was one of the things she couldn't complain about when it came to him. He was always there for Val when she needed him the most with no questions asked. Relaxing in the hot bath and downing the drink she eventually gets out and takes a quick shower being one of those people that can't just take a bath first. 

After her shower, drying off and draining the tub, she gets dressed and heads downstairs taking the glass that was now empty. As she washed her cup, Joe comes in with the bags of food.

 "So I got us sushi, and I stopped to get us ice cream. Hope that's okay!" Joe says smiling at Val. 

"That sounds really great. Thank you." Val smiles back. 

"We can put on a movie or whatever you want." Joe says setting the bags down to put the ice cream in the freezer.

"Sure." Val nods. She grabs water for them both from the fridge and make their way to the living room. 

"So, what do you want to watch?" Joe asks after they settle on the couch with the food. 

"Um, something funny I guess." she shrugs taking a bite of the spicy shrimp tempura roll. Joe turns on Superbad.

"I saw that you went the pride parade, how was that?" Joe asks failing miserably to use his chopsticks like usual making val laugh. 

"It was fun. Everyone had a goodtime." Val nods. 

"I saw that Summer went...you guys were posting on instagram" Joe says. Val knew she was going hear something about about her come from Joe eventually. 

"She was." Val says nods eyeing Joe. The last thing she wanted right now was to get in an argument with Joe about Summer again after what she just learned. Her emotions were way to high right now for that and she knew it.

"Is she...at least making you happy?" He asks softly and Val sighs. 

"Joe, I really don't need this right now." Val rolls her eyes.

"I'm not mad or trying to start anything. I just want to know she's at least treating you right given your history with her and having your own complaints with me" Joe says, he seemed genuine. 

"We only messed around once after that fight we had, we're not dating though and she's been fine to me. No drama. There, happy?" Val answers truthfully. 

"Very." Joe smirks which annoyed Val. 

"How about you? Any girls you've brought back here and shown them what a night with America's QB heartthrob is like?" Val asks trying to annoy him.

"Nope. Those nights are reserved for you." Joe smirks. 

"and Sofia the baddie ig model." Val nods popping another piece of sushi into her mouth pretending she didn't see Joe's annoyed face when she said that. 

"Okay...maybe I see how asking about Summer and throwing her in your face could be annoying." Joe says making Val snort. 

"But, since we're on the topic of girls and I still have my list of questions of you..." Joe trails off, Val sighing preparing for what's about to come out of his mouth next.

"Is it true that you guys can last for hours during sex? How is that even possible? How come you don't last with me that long?" Joe asks making Val almost choke on her food. 

"We technically can...but it's courtesy of the strap and we take breaks and then go back and forth through the night until we can't anymore and...I have no problem lasting that long but you on the other hand..." Val sips her drink and Joe looks in complete shock. 

"If that's the case...why the hell are you dating men? Let alone me." Joe mutters that last part. 

"Because that's how bisexuality works, I like all genders...and what do you mean let alone you? You're the only guy I've been with that actually gives a fuck about getting me off every time we have sex." Val snorts. 

"Do you have one?" Joe asks as he eats. 

"A what?" She asks confused. 

"A...strap or whatever it is you guys call it." Joe clears his throat which made Val laugh at his awkwardness. 

"I think... I have my harness somewhere at my condo, as for the toy itself...I have to get a new one." Val nods. 

"I saw that they had strapless ones." Joe nods and Val does a double take towards him hearing that. 

"Have you...been researching lesbian stuff!?" Val says rather loudly and clearly embarrassing Joe seeing his face turn a light shade of pink. 

"And by researching I know it's just porn." Val teases him. 

"No. I've actually been on educational websites for your information. I was wondering about the stereotypes. " Joe defends himself. Val thought it was actually very cute that Joe was educating himself about stuff. Most men would just ask when the threesome was happening and call it day.  

"Can I ask if you have a preference? Like do you prefer having sex with women or more with men?" Joe asks. 

"Overall, I say that I wouldn't. But there's certain things that I appreciate about both that's different." Val admits. 

"Like what?" 

"Well with girls I like the softness of it, the foreplay is usually on another level and the after care is really nice too. Plus there's a different sense of comfortability with women knowing they have the same parts as I do and know how are bodies are naturally. Also it's a plus that they're more on top of stuff like their status and there's no risk of pregnancy. " Val says and Joe nods. 

"And with men?" Joe asks seeming to be nervous to ask about it. 

"Well, my prior experiences with men were all college guys so I'm not gonna go there but with you specifically... I like how strong you are with me and assertive you are. Also getting to actually...feel you inside me is something I can only experience with women to a certain extent. Plus moans from any gender are hot but the list goes on for both, I just like what I like. There's really no competition here, we at least between you and any other woman because I've heard of plenty hook up stories from Gen with guys"  Val shrugs making Joe chuckle.

"Thank you for talking to me about this stuff...I know it's weird of me to ask this stuff." Joe says sheepishly. 

"Like I said before, if it's in good faith and you're being genuine...I don't have anything to hide. I appreciate you being respectful about it and not with stereotypical things like other guys would probably do." Val smiles.

 They both finish their meal and start paying attention to the movie that was already a good chunk through it. They eat their ice creams after finishing the dinner, Val still thinking of her dad and family, still figuring out how to navigate this situation from here. 

"You can take my room... I'll sleep in the guest room. Give you some space." Joe says as they clean up the mess of food in the living room and take it to the trash in the kitchen. 

"Oh you don't have to." Val shakes her head. 

"It's not up for discussion, I'll finish up here. You should go get some rest." Joe smiles and Val just nods. Even though it wasn't even 9PM yet, she did feel exhausted after the news she had received today. 

"Thanks, I'll uh see you in the morning...goodnight." Val says giving Joe a small smile which eh returns. 

"Goodnight." 

Val head upstairs grabbing her phone and goes into Joe's room. She uses the bathroom quickly and gets into the comfortable bed when there was a small knock on the door as it opened. 

"Thought you'd like some water." Joe says bringing her a water bottle and setting it on the nightstand. Val thanks him and he goes to leave when she grabs his hand and stops him in his tracks. 

"Stay...please." She says softly and Joe gives her a look of sadness and pity before he gently nods. 

"Let me just turn off the hall light." He says squeezing her hand. Val nods letting go of him. Coming back into the room, Joe this time around doesn't say anything about Val being on his side of the bed and just turns off the light and gets in bed next to her. Val cuddles up to him inhaling his familiar comforting scent that she loved so much and Joe places a few kisses on her head as he slowly and gently rubs her back as she lets sleep take over, feeling fully comforted and cared for by the person who has her heart.

A/N: That was heavy chapter! But BF Joe showed up 👀

#joe burrow imagine #joe burrow fanfiction #joe burrow fic #joe burrow fan fic #joe burrow x oc #joe burrow series #joe burrow angst #joe burrow oneshot

[botheredbuck]

showed my non-911 friend (a gay man) this photo. he too confirmed that this is a whole ass pride parade

#911 #buddie #911 spoilers #like come on this is INSANE #WHY #HOW???

[megaawkwardhuman]

THE NEWEST EPISODE DWWHIOHIODWOHIWDDIHOWDHOIWDIOHOJBOOJBODSDBOOSDODSBOSDBODSBOBOSD

OH MY GOD I LOOOOOOOOOVED IT

whoops I ended up rambling for too long soooo my thoughts below

after the whole "oh shit guillermo fucked up" shit the last two episodes I think this is a nice breather

everything that happens this episode slaps

the pride parade? SLAPS

body swap? SLAPS

testing guillermo's powers? SLAPS

jealous nandor? SLAPS

nandor going to space? SLAPS

laszlo going out in the sun? SLAPS

nadja's ghost being a cringefail trying to get laid? SLAPS

weird ass colin nadja head thing? SLAPS BUT MY EYES WILL NEVER RECOVER

hotel? TRIVAGO

to give my thoughts in a bit more detail (going in order top down)

LOOOOOVE how one of the first people sean and charmaine thought of going to is the vamps

I know it's a political thing but like honestly? props to sean for the whole parade! now you need to realize how fucking queer you are for laz-

BODY SWAP BODY SWAP BODY SWAP BODY SWAP BODY SWAP BODY SWAP BODY SWAP BODY SWAP BODY SWAP BODY SWAP

Y'ALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME DWDWDDEEBFEIBJFIBJIBJIIBFEBIF

I LOOOOVE SEEING THE SMALL CHANGES ACTORS MAKE DURING BODY SWAP EPISODES

LIKE I LOVE HOW YOU CAN TELL NATASIA IS PLAYING NADJA DOLL AND NOT JUST SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT NADJA

AND THE WAY SHE BRIEFLY PLAYED COLIN?!??1 FUCKING SCREAMINGGGGGGG

ok glad they revealed the wings beforehand cuz now they only look slightly disgusting

also seeing what guillermo can and can't do will always excite me

MEMO ACTUALLY HAS SOME POWERS AAAAAAAAAAIENBIUDJAIBBF

So my theory about them basically pulling a giving your younger sibling an unplugged controller and telling them that they're helping with nandor was correct

SPEAKING OF NANDOR AAAAAAAAAAIJBEWDBIDEBEDWBBIUFEBIUFEIBUFRIBB

HE ADMITTED TO BEING JEALOUSSSSSSSS

LIKE IF THIS WAS NOT THAT MANY SEASONS AGO HE WOULD HAVE DENIED IT SOOOO HARD WE LOVE CHARACTER GROWTH

and overall I FUCKING LOVE SEEING HIM BE JEALOUS

laszlo walked around in guillermo's sweat

laszlo walked around in guillermo's sweat and we're not talking about it as much as we should

LASZLO GOING OUT IN THE SUN AFTER CENTURIES OF NOT SEEING IT AAHBEHBIDWAASISBSQISQAQQSSQAOFEODFOOFEINENEINO

there's something just really wholesome seeing him play at the beach :)

THE WHOLE NANDOR GOING TO SPACE TO IMPRESS GUILLERMO IS JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS

it took nandor's bare ass for us to learn guillermo CAN say god (for now) but it will make him cough small things small things

THE WHOLE SPEED DATING THING WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS

I was expecting the nadja seducing colin scene to be more unconfinable then it ended up being

speaking of unconfinable THE COLIN NADJA HEAD THING OFEJJONDFHOFROBIJHGRBHOIRGOBIJBOVVRBOIT

FUNNY BUT ALSO MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

AND THE ENDING IS JUST SOEIBJFEFXVGIUFEEDGUIEFVIHR3VIYHFE3VISIRGUSDVIHFKDGOUVGIT

THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKING HAPPYYYYYYYYYYY

I will remember this episode when this season enviably stabs me in the heart

this is the most episode of all time

#CAN'T WAIT FOR WHAT ELSE THIS SEASON HAS IN STORE ODSOJBEFHOIJT3EHFEWBFEUOBFEFEFBUEFBJ #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #laszlo cravensworth #nadja of antipaxos #colin robinson #wwdits spoilers #wwdits season 5 #wwdits season 5 spoilers #wwdits s5 #wwdits s5 spoilers #throwing up my thoughts onto tumblr again #I'M HAVING SO MANY THOUGHTS AND FEELING SO MANY EMOTIONS #NOBODY TALK TO ME I'M IN HYPER GAY VAMPIRE BRAINROT MODE

[luna-jaden-shadow]

Talk Smack, Get Smacked

Request - I loved Bi pride with John Murphy! It was amazing! Could you please write an imagine with Murphy in season 1 era where one of the delinquents is talking bad about reader and Murphy beats them up and reader helps to clean up Murphy’s wounds and they kiss and it’s very soft? ❤️🥰

Angst/Fluff 

Warnings -  Violence, Blood, Cursing?, Other(?)

Pairing - John Murphy X Reader

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“Does Y/n ever stop talking?”

“I know, right? They’re annoying as hell. Like, shut the hell up for once.”

What?

The moment he heard your name get mentioned, he was tuned into their conversation. He’d heard bits and pieces before because of how loud they were talking but didn’t care until they mentioned you. It was no secret to the camp that the two of you were an item with the way that he paraded you around at his side for laughs. You two are together more often than not, which had everyone teasing, “where’s your better half?” every time they see Murphy alone. 

So it was a huge mistake on their part to start talking shit right beside Murphy, who has a history of beating up fellow members of the 100. Murphy’s eyes shift from his current task and move towards the pair that are standing a little bit away from him. The two boys laugh to each other, neither noticing Murphy’s threatening glare as they continue to bad mouth his partner. 

“And them being with Murphy? You’d have to be brain dead to go for that jerk.”

Murphy’s eye twitched, his blood boiling as his anger towards the two rises. Who did these nobodies - these expendable idiots - think they were to be talking about you like that? You who helps out all the time around the camp. You’re out there when a hunting party goes out; you check the spike walls nearly every night, you do whatever Bellamy or Clarke asks of you; you’re the model survivor. So for the life of him, he couldn’t understand why they were talking about you like you were worthless cause he’s pretty sure this place would spiral if it weren’t for you. 

“They’re a whore; I heard they messed around with a couple of guy-”

That was enough for Murphy to justify his actions later when Bellamy would yell at him for what he was about to do to these poor kids. In front of the whole camp, Murphy punches one of them clean across the face, knocking the kid to the ground with little effort. Heads turn and eventually, a crowd forms around them as Murphy fights the two of them. 

You, of course, had caught on to the crowd forming and curiously joined in, trying to get a glimpse of what was going on. Bellamy could be heard shouting from the dropship for them to break it up. You weren’t shocked to see that it was Murphy who was fighting in the circle. What had shocked you was how well he held up against the two of them and ended up with the two of them on the floor. By the time Bellamy was at the front of the crowd, Murphy had one of them by the collar of their shirt and was laying into them. 

“You talk about them ever again!” He shouts at the kid, punishing him again despite Bellamy’s yelling for him to stop. “I’m gonna beat you to death next time you hear me?” The kids nod and Murphy pushed the one he’s holding back on the ground before standing up. The crowd starts to disperse and Bellamy basically drags him away instantly before he got to see your reaction. 

The next time you see Murphy he’s tending to the little wounds he sustained in the fight. Little words are exchanged when you take the cloth from him and clean his wounds. “What happened?” You ask him, eyes not leaving the cuts on his knuckles. 

Murphy doesn’t look up either, huffing out a breath. “They were talking shit.” Is all he says and you glance up at him, reaching up to brush back his hair from his face. 

There’s a cut on his cheek which makes you tilt his head up to clean it. “So you beat them up?” He just hums and you smile, leaning down and pecking his lips. “You kicked ass from what I saw.”

Murphy smirks, living for the ego boost that was just handed to him. “Damn right I kicked their asses.” He reaches out, wrapping his arms around your waist as you stand in front of him, pulling you closer to him as he kisses you again. “Talk smack, get smacked.”

“That your catchphrase now?” 

“Shut up.”

#the 100 #the 100 x reader #john murphy #john murphy fluff #john murphy the 100 #ask #request #fluff #reader insert #x reader

[footygirl114]

18 with mapi

This year for Barcelona’s Pride parade, the whole team decided to go together. When the club found out they wanted to put the team on a float. It was going to be a gorgeously hot day so most of the team was dressed for the heat in shorts and tank tops. You loved being apart of a team that was so accepting. Mind you most of the players were in relationships with each other, and being able to celebrate pride with the ones you loved was awesome. 

You had been with Mapi for 2 years now but this was the first time you were able to celebrate pride with her. It was exciting and you knew your girlfriend would have something up her sleeve. 

The team had an open air bus that was being used to transport them in the parade, it felt a bit like you all were Queens. The team refused to let anyone other than La Reina her self wear a crown, but you all definitely forced one on her head. 

The champagne was flowing and the team was loose and happy. It was towards the end of the parade when you were leaning back at the back of the bus taking a breather alone while you watched your team have a blast. The parade had slowed a bit which lead to some of the team hopping off the bus and working the crowd. 

You were shy so remained on the bus alone just watching everything happen. 

Lost in thought you didn’t notice your girlfriend come up to the top of the bus near you. 

“Babe? you good?” she asked as she approached you. She placed both hands on your waist as she looked into your eyes. 

You leaned forward and pressed your lips to hers in a quick kiss and then responded “Yes, I love watching y’all have fun” 

She smiles and pulls you closer as she says “As long as you are having fun babe” 

You smile back at her thoughtfulness and says “I love you Maps” 

“Te amo Y/N” she replies before she presses her lips to your again. You feel her deepen the kiss and you lose your self in your love. As your tongues tangle to deepen the kiss, you feel her hands move down to your ass, as you move one hand to the back of her head to hold her there and the other to press on her belt buckle. 

You competly forget where you are when she adjust angles and starts to press kisses down your neck. When you feel someone throw cold water on you both. 

“Get a room guys, you were treading into an illegal show” Alexia says with a laugh to you both. 

You immediately blush and hide you face in Mapi’s neck when she responds with a shrug and a “be gay, do crime” 

Immediately you all burst out laughing at that, you turn and press your lips to her ear as you whisper “I love you.” 

#woso imagines #woso #woso x reader #woso imagine #mapi leon imagine #mapi leon x reader #mapi leon