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gangrenados · 2 years

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Vampire alphabet with Dick Grayson

This is mainly based on the "DC vs vampires" run, so that why this version of Dick might come off as evil or even yandere-ish in some parts.

A - Accident - would they turn someone to save their life?

Yes if that means they'll join the vampire clan and serve to it. If they say they won't, well, Dick'll either kill them or make someone else do it for him.

B - Bite - how do they bite? Sensually, aggressively? Do they make it hurt or try to be gentle?

It depends. If he's fighting and his prey is stubborn then Dick will sunk his fangs aggressively into their skins, wanting to put them in place and harm them for being an annoyance.

If it's his partner or someone he wants to seduce, then it'll be more sensual with light and intimate touches, as well as gracing his fangs over thir skin so that they can get them them riled up and give themselves to him.

C - Control - do they take advantage of their powers?

Yup, he's a menace.

D - Dangerous - how scary they can get? How bad things can they do? What’s their ethics?

At first sight Dick looks like the seductive vampire, the charming and mysterious type that will steal your breath and sneak it's way into your heart.

And well, he can play that part really well, but there's also the side of him that's playful (in sick way), intoxicating and manipulative. He let's that part get the best of him, making him act like a sociopath with a huge ego.

The bad things he has done?

-Killed and brainwashed a bunch of high ranked superheroes and villains (including the jl members)

-Killed a bunch of heroes who didn't wanted to join his side, including his own family.

-Murdered his entire family (yes again, he ripped Bruce's heart out from the back and broke Tim's skull by stepping on it, also made Jason commit suicide, hello??)

-Caused a mass genocide amd with it whipped out like 90% of the human race.

-Mass destruction of ecosystems.

E - Exchange - do they opt for blood bags or animal blood, if possible?

Dick would lean towards blood bags, although he prefers the "fresh" blood. But he's not opposed to drink from them if the situation makes him to.

F - First bite - on what occasion would they bite you for the first time?

I already made some headcanons about it!!

G - Growl - are they more on the “civilized” side or do they enjoy hunting their prey down?

Dick loves the thrill of the chase, the adrenaline that it gives him and the satisfaction of seeing his prey laying death in front of him thanks to his own murder abilities.

Dick is subtle when he's chasing his pray, using the human facade to not draw much attention to him and wait for the best opportunity to attack.

Don't get me wrong, I do think he enjoys the most bolder and sadistic side of playing with your food and torturing it both mentally and physically during the haunting.

H - Hate - how do they feel about their kind? About themselves?

To Dick his kind is the most competent and worthy race out there, he wants to put the vampire race on top of everything else and make those other weaker races submit to them (even perish in the case they dare to refuse to follow him)

Dick doesn't feel remorse or even a pinch of guilt, he feels like a savior, the ultimate leader of a noble cause that only looks forward to better the lifestyle of the vampire race. He feels entitled, proud and hungry for more.

I - Intimacy - how fast would they let you close to them? Would they want to share with you what they are?

J - Joke - would they do pranks on other people with the use of their powers?

I can see the normal version of Dick pulling some dumb pranks on his family and friends, like sneaking up on them and scare them, appear out of nowhere. You know the silly stuff.

L - Life - do they wish they were human?

Are you kidding? Dick see humans as weak, stupid, unworthy. Their nothing but cattle and a source of food for his own kind, there's no way he wants to be like them.

You can say this is the "vampire disease" talking, since it seems like once you're turning all your emotions, thoughts and your whole personality in general is taken over and drastically changed to benefit and prosperity of the parasite.

And since Dick is on top of the chain, his brain is the most affected among all the other vampires. That's why his kind and sweet personality was overtaken by a ruthless and cruel one.

I do think that if the infection didn't had this kind of symptoms and Dick had the change to still be himself, he would miss certain aspects of being human, not all, but some like the fragility of mortality and how it made doing certain things a risky act.

K - Key - what’s the way of making them open up to you?

Probably submission, if let him have control then he'll believe you trust him enough and will be more nice to you than the others who defy him.

M - Murder - would they kill someone while feeding? Have they ever done so?

Usually Dick kills the person right before feeding off of them, it's easier and it makes drinking their blood feel like a reward.

However, I think might have killed a couple of people during sex since he gets carried away and sucks them dry.

N - Nature - do they justify their doings? Do they consider them natural?

In his mind eradicating the human race is normal, he's just getting ride of a inferior kind of life. It's like when you kill a fly, do you ever care about the life you just murdered? Not really.

O - Odd - do they have any specific hobbies or habits?

With this new ability of flying and transforming into a bat, I think Dick would find a way to integrate those into acrobatics and create new routines that challenge what he was able to do before when he was human.

P - Pain - are they sadistic? Do they enjoy what they do?

It brings him joy to see the despair and terror in the eye of his enemies, it's quite amusing.

If we're talking about sex, then it's pretty much the same. Vampire Dick might lean towards those kind of kinks that allows him to inflict some kind of pain and control over his partner:

-BDSM

-Blood kink

-CNC

-Knife kink (ig you can raplace with a knife)

-dacryphillia (aka you get horny when you see your partner cry)

-degradation

-dumbification

-Breeding kink (cuz all the Dick's have a breeding kink and you can fight me on that)

There, i have a fic about the last one:

R - Roles - do they enjoy pretending to be normal people? How do they feel about leaving their life behind to start a new one?

I think Dick might find it quite funny to pretend to be human, play the part. It's an act, he's an actor and the world is his stage!

Apparently transforming into vampire chsnges your whole personality, so the old Dick can't even have a words on the turns his life has taken. He's death, trapped inside his body.

S - Scars - do they leave marks or try to make the wounds small and invisible?

I don't think Dick pays much attention to this one, his main two goals are feed and turn as much people into vampires as possible so the clan will grow.

Feeding scars tend to be more big and bolder than the ones used to turn people. They go from open mouth bites to deep and large wounds.

T - Turned - how were they turned?

I think the only canon source we have at the moment of Dick being a vampire is in "DC vs Vampires", however, they don't show this part which leads me to think that Dick was turned by a higher being in the vampire clan, like the Queen or that vampire leader that appeared in one of the agent 37 runs.

So wrapping this up, Dick was turned in one of his many missions as a secret agent, I mean, it happened and here's proof lol

He was enjoying this, no one can convince me otherwise. The man is a freak

U - Universe - what’s their biggest wish that they can’t achieve as immortals?

Honestly I'm not sure. Dick has godlike powers, is the leader of a powerful clan that has some high ranking members in the whole universe. So he can do almost everything.

V - Vampire - would they turn you?

Yup, i think i've established this many, MANY times in this alphabet. Dick wants to have more recruits, even if they can't serve as soldiers for the vampire cause. The more the merrier.

W - War - would they engage in fighting their own kind for the humanity’s sake?

He doesn't give a single fuck about humanity, in fact Dick started a war to erase it.

Y - Yandere - would they become dangerous to you (their lover)?

Yes, he's more ruthless and cruel then his normal version and I think vampire!Dick might have a thing for torturing (psychologically or physically) his partner whenever they disappoint him.

He's also extremely possessive of you, treating you like his property. This Dick will lock you up, use you like a baby maker and completely destroy your mental stability.

Z - Zombie - are they on their way to losing sanity?

Dick is cold and calculating, he's aware of all the risk and what he has to do to minimize them. He's self aware, so perhaps it's not sanity what we're talking about, but humanity.

He has lost the sense of empathy and finds joy in making others suffer.

#dick Grayson x reader #Dick Grayson imagine #vampire Dick Grayson #vampire!dick Grayson #vampire!Dick Grayson x reader #vampire!Dick Grayson imagine #dick Grayson smut #vampire alphabet

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alltheshadesofgray · 2 years

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Talk Twenty-One

Masterlist

User Thirty-One @UserThirtyOne

i can't see Batman or Lady Noire or any of the heroes that joined the rooftop across from mine. it's like they disapeared

Manon Chamack @MChamack ✓ replying to @UserThirtyOne

Yes, that is called magic

Chris Lahiffe @CLahiffe replying to @MChamack

ooh, epic showdown i bet

User Thirty-Two @UserThirtyTwo replying to @CLahiffe

anyone questioning why none of the akuma class is online?

August Beaufort @AugustBeau replying to @UserThirtyTwo

Manon Chamack @MChamack ✓ replying to @AugustBeau

and you reprimand me!

August Beaufort @AugustBeau replying to @MChamack

only because you deserve it :)

the quantic kids ella, etta, chris, august, manon (owner)

chris:

is anybody else concerned?

august:

yes, it's not just you

ella:

alya hasn't posted anything, or talked to us yet

etta:

i still don't understand how we named ourselves the quantic kids

august:

Félix and his school friends gave it to us years ago and manon loves it, so she reign hell on us if we change it

chris:

speaking of, is manon still on twitter?

she is a menace. why is she allowed twitter?

manon:

i am not a menace, chris!

and to answer ur question, don't be concerned

mari has a plan

august:

let's hope she does

IT WAS DEAD SILENT, because beneath the magical armor of Lady Noire stood Marinette Dupain-Cheng. She stood across Batman, in a emerald shield Carapace had created, with watery eyes and fear in her stance.

"This isn't one of my hallucinations, is it?" Tim, as Red Robin, whispered to Robin from the vigilantes' place on the rooftop.

"Tt, that is real," Damian, Robin, said, crossing his arms.

"I think I speak for all of us when I say 'what the fuck'," Dick, Nightwing, said, his mouth gaping in surprise.

"What is even more surprising is that Red Hood was right," Damian said dryly, giving a suspicious glance at the anti-hero. He shrugged nonchalantly.

"What?" Bruce, as Batman, said down below, backing away in uncertainty. "How? When? Is this real?"

The green dome no longer surrounded them.

"Very much so, Batman," Marinette said. "I understand this is a lot. My name is Marinette Dupain-Cheng, (i kinda imagine marinette saying it like bruce did in jl war ) and for twenty-one years, I was known as Ladybug. After that, I moved to Gotham, and fell in love with a guy. You know the story."

Bruce Wayne never considered himself an expert in love. Hell, practically all of his relationships were with villains or anti-heroes. But, oh how he had gotten it so wrong. Everything he thought he knew about the Paris problem was completely wrong. The answer had been right in front of him the whole time.

"I'm s-sorry, I don't think I can do this," he stammered, backing away even more.

Marinette gave him a sad smile and nodded. "When you're ready, we should talk." He couldn't face her, he could barely breath. Sure, he'd had his suspicions, but his mind was running to fastly to make sense of any of it. He used a smokebomb, though unnecesary, once the smoke cleared, there was no sign of the Bats in the vacinity.

Mister Bug, followed by the Team, leapt down, rushing over to her. "It didn't work, Viperion," Marinette said, refering to the nod he'd given to her earlier. He stayed silent. Was this the plan Bunnyx had in mind? To leave her heartbroken? Hadn't she endured enough?

"Come on, Mari, let's go home."

~~~~

"Why did you bring us here, Constantine?" Superman, Clark Kent, asked angrily. "Bruce needs us!"

"Sorry mate, but there are more powerful forces at play. Time itself. We wouldn't want the timeline to go astray," Constantine said, smirking. "You couldn't be there. It is a fundamental law of time."

"Zero-Three, Wonder Woman, Zero-Six, Aquaman," the computer announced. With all the craziness at the UN and the escape, they hadn't had time to remove them from the designation system.

"You called us?" Wonder Woman asked, her tone cutting the tension like a knife. Though they were a welcome presense in the time of anxiety, they weren't fully forgiven by all members. "What happened?"

"We don't need you anymore," Superman said, shaking his head. "Bruce is handling the Miraculous Team in Gotham. Constantine says we shouldn't interfere or it will do something with the timeline."

A blue portal opened, and out stepped Klarion. He laughed wickedly, as the Justice League were immediately on guard. "No need to be all testy," Klarion said, frowning. He turned to Constantine. "I come bearing gifts from the lovely lady Bunnyx." He snapped, and a paper appeared in Constantine's hand. "Toodaloo!"

Klarion snapped his fingers and dissapeared in a flash of red.

Constantine opened the paper, and read what it said. In two days time, you and Zatanna should talk to Batman. "Well, a freelancer's job is never done," Constantine said, holding out his palm to create a star portal. "I need to go. Whatever you do, do not go to Gotham. It will make sense in due time."

BRUCE WAYNE DIDN'T KNOW what to make of the situation. His own girlfriend was a hero. Why would she betray them without a reason. There was no way Ladybug would betray her team for the very villain they fought. And if Ladybug cleared Félix and Adrien, than he was really at square zero for his investigation.

Maybe he was okay with being nowhere in the investigation.

But Marinette being Ladybug/Lady Noire? He didn't know what to think. He was confused. Bruce Wayne was not a man who was good at figuring out his feelings. And this situation was certainly not helping.

Now that he reflected, Marinette had every right to keep her identity a secret. But the illogical part of him, the part where he needed to know everything, screamed 'why hadn't Marinette told him?'

Did Bruce really want answers? For the first time in Bruce Wayne's life, he didn't know what he wanted.

~~~~

"What are your opinions about what happened the other day?" Dick asked the gathered Bats who'd been at the reveal. Among them were Jason, Tim, Damian, Stephanie, Babs, Cass, and Duke.

"Jason already knew about her, somehow," Damian grumbled, arms crossed.

"That was a pretty badass way to do an identity reveal," Steph commented.

Cass nodded in agreement. I believe Bruce needs to get his head out of his ass, Cass signed to the group gathered in the Batcave. Marinette may have a questionable bloodline, but so do half of us, and she's a hero. Ladybug.

"I don't even know why you guys were trying to prove Marinette was a villain," Jason said. "As I told you, no villain would have a panic attack over a butterfly. Nathalie Sancoer is in prison. Gabriel Agreste is dead. Marinette was Ladybug. Chat Noir was ____" Jason attempted to say his name, but green bubbles floated out of his mouth.

"Chat Noir didn't reveal his identity," Tim said drowsily, looking up from his computer. "How do you know his identity?"

Damian scowled. "Todd's been keeping secrets from us. Why is this one any different," Damian said, glaring at Jason.

"Magic must protect Chat Noir's identity, just like it did Marinette," Babs reasoned. "But if magic protects their identity, it doesn't tell us how you were able to figure it out."

"Remember how Marinette was able to sense the Lazarus Pits? And Kanté mentioned that the Pits were made by the Miraculous. He also mentioned that the League were the Miraculous Team's enemy, but that's not relevant," Jason said. "So my theory, is because the Pits were made by the Miraculous, and Marinette was able to sense the Lazarus 'energy'. It works both ways, I was submerged in the Lazarus Pits, thus the magic that protects the Miraculous Users don't effect me and I could figure out all their identities if I wanted to."

"That's actually quite thought out, Todd," Damian admitted begrudgingly.

"If that theory is correct, then what about any other person who's used the Lazarus Pits? That means plenty of villains have the potential to figure out the identities of some of the most powerful heroes," Babs pointed out. "Namely, Ra's."

"Ra's did kidnap Marinette," Duke added.

If Ra's knew Marinette was Ladybug or the Guardian, Marinette would be in a lot more danger, and she would have already gotten kidnapped again. Thus, Ra's knows nothing of Marinette's identity. Only that she's the daughter of the Morrigan, Cass signed.

"We should be careful nonetheless," Dick said.

"What do you think Bruce will do?" Duke asked.

"That's a good question," Babs said. "One that we couldn't tell you. God knows what Bruce will do. If you couldn't tell, Bruce does not have the best track record with dating anyone in the same lifestyle we are in."

"You can say that again," Jason snorted.

JOHN CONSTANTINE MADE A habit of purposely not going into Gotham, much less Wayne Manor, if he could avoid it. Of course, he'd been in Gotham before, but the place gave nothing but dark energy, and Wayne Manor was drowning in ghosts. Actually, Thomas and Martha Wayne were quite nice and honest, but Bruce Wayne's ancestor's were questionable. Rich and elite were always questionable.

As per Bunnyx's instructions, though Zatanna was thourougly against listening to the Lord of Chaos, though Klarion seemed quite taken with helping Bunnyx. Constantine definately understood Zatanna's hesitation.

"Heya, Bats," Constantine said, grinning devishly. Sometimes, he loved breaking Bruce Wayne's no magic rule. It pissed the guy off to no end, but right now, Bruce didn't seem to care. The guy did not know how to face his emotions. Constantine felt for him.

"Batsy," Constantine said, sing-songingly.

"Go away," Bruce muttered. It was probably the most unrefined speech that he'd heard Bruce Wayne use. Which was concerning for the normally put together vigilante.

"Brucie, I can't let you drown in your sorrows. Honestly, you need to get your head out of your ass," Constantine said.

"How was I so blind as to not realize my own girlfriend was a superhero?" Bruce asked.

"Magic, dumbass. There's this lovely thing called magic," Constantine deadpanned, feeling like Bruce had been asking himself that plenty of times. "If just anybody was able to figure out her identity then there would be a lot more at stake than you having a mid-life crisis about your girlfriend being a hero."

Bruce glared at that. "Why are you here Constantine?" Bruce inquired.

"To exorcise the demons at Wayne Manor," Constantine said dryly.

Bruce's eyes narrowed.

"You do have a ghost infestation, Brucie, but that's not why I'm here," Constantine said, shrugging. "Look, Bruce, I respect you, and your hero career. But you really do need to get your shit together and talk to Marinette. If you let her go, you risk loosing her forever."

~~~~

Bruce took a deep breath. Constantine had done a locator spell, and forcefully teleported him to the area where Marinette was, though Bruce knew he was probably going to be thanking the mage one day. Thankfully, Constantine had some heart, and didn't shove him face to face with Marinette.

This was the Le Grand Paris Hotel, a famous Hotel known for housing celebrities, he realized. He quickly had deduced that Marinette would be at Chloé Bourgeois' room, if Constantine had correcly used his locator spell. So he made the long trudge up, heart thumping loudly.

He knocked on the door, and the door widened a fraction, Bruce facing Kagami Tsurgi, otherwise known as Ryuko. Next to the fencer was Chloé Bourgeois, the hotel heiress herself. "You know if Mari wasn't so smitten with you, you'd be long gone. And by gone I mean-"

"Chloé, we've talked about your murderous tendencies," a voice called out, belonging to a male.

"Shut up, Xavier," Chloé said, still glaring at him.

"Murder is not the answer," the male, who Bruce assumed to be 'Xavier', said. "Nor is it the question."

Chloé rolled her eyes, and widened the door. "You're lucky Xavier doesn't support murder."

"I do support it, when it comes to an idiot dating Mari, but not when Mari loves the idiot," Xavier called out. Love? Marinette loved him? The words were ringing through his head.

Kagami's eyes were narrowed into slits, so narrow that Bruce wasn't even sure that she could see out her eyes. "Men are stupid," Kagami said, following Chloé.

"Says the woman who's dating the most oblivious idiot ever," Chloé fired back, laughing. "Come on lover boy," she said to Bruce. Bruce entered the suite, looking around. A whole crowd of people were scattered, and Bruce had never felt so unwelcome in his life.

"Adrien Agreste!" the familiar voice of Marinette shouted through another door. "WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU LET THE KWAMIS IN THE KITCHEN?!" The short, but very fierce, woman stormed through, green sparks flying. Bruce assumed that it was some sort of magical energy from the Miraculous.

A black thing flew behind her, laughing it's head off. Luka Couffaine chuckled from the corner, strumming a guitar.

"Mari, your boytoy has finally decided to grace us with his presense," Chloé said flatly, flopping on the couch, and throwing her legs over a blonde man.

"This is not over, Adrien," Marinette said, glaring at the ex-model. She turned to face Bruce, an unreadable expression crossing her face.

"Hi, Marinette," Bruce said, trying not to sound sheepish. He was definately not in his element.

~~~~

Marinette stared at Bruce for a solid minute, the only noise in the room was Luka's guitar. Adrien seemed ready to transform, and figure out a way to destroy Bruce with the Creation Miraculous. Chloé was glaring at the billionaire, giving Marinette a look that implied that she should dump him.

"Hello, Bruce," Marinette said, softer than she intended. "I assume you're here for answers?"

"I would be lying if I said I didn't have questions," Bruce admitted. "But I know I fucked up. I don't deserve answers. Only what you want to tell me, if you even want to talk to me."

Marinette had been considering what she would say, if Bruce came to her. But preparing herself for her whole speech did not prepare her for this moment. "My name is Marinette Dupain-Cheng. I was Ladybug. I now wear the Miraculous of the Black Cat. And I'm in love with Bruce Wayne."

She'd tell him her story eventually. It was enough for her, it was up to him to decide if it was good enough for him.

fuck up and we kill you (aka our favorite shovel talk group chat)

félix, kagami, chloé, adrien, alya, and bruce

chloé:

i had deleted this chat thinking i wouldn't need it anymore

because mari should have dumped ur sorry ass

félix:

why did nobody try to talk sense into her

i would have if i was there

but NOBODY though to talk her out of it?

kagami:

we do realize this is the chat with the aforemented person

alya:

do we care?

no we dont

chloé:

why does mari have such a big heart?

cause now we have to deal with the ass who broke her heart

adrien:

you do realize if mari didn't have a big heart, none of you guys would currently be friends with her

bruce is typing...

chloé:

don't say your defending him?!

adrien:

in no way

i will personally contact chat noir

the only reason bruce wayne is not dust is because of mari

he should be thanking his lucky stars

bruce in irl:

#maribat #cross posted on ao3 #marinette dupain cheng #bruce wayne #the batkids #bruce is paranoid #dick grayson #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #mlb characters #dc characters #social media au

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abyssal-ali · 2 years

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Angry Birds (and Bats)

My thoughts on the Bats vs JL members

(Disclaimer: this will also include my hcs and not be completely canon)

Feel free to yell (or even speak nicely) at me if you think I'm wrong!

Its up to you to decide if they're truly angry or have just been strongly provoked.

Expectation: Okay so if the JL doesn't know that the Red Hood is Jason, ( aka Robin the Second, their blorbo), or they believe Bruce saying he's emotionally unstable, etc--- Red Hood will be the one they're most wary of purposely aggravating, lest he retaliate with another Duffle Bag of Doom. He's the biggest, most trained, has the least inhibitions and most guns & connections, etc.

Reality: He'll not retaliate so that you know it's him (although who else would it be?) Your demise (social, political, financial, etc) will be carefully planned and executed just when you’ve relaxed and thought maybe he wasn't actually that angry.

Expectation: Bruce is always kept at an arm's length because he's the most silently intimidating. He also has the most experience, power, and he will be absolutely ruthless if you make him mad. Thus, he'll be an adult and attack you on your level.

Reality: Bruce's middle name isn't Thomas, it's Petty. You'll be insulted but they'll be so well-worded you can't make a case for it. (Years of surviving in Gotham's high society has honed his insult-with-a-smile skills.) Your things will go missing, speedbumps will appear on cases (nothing to damage the case, but inconvenience you), he "won't have heard" or "seen" you in a briefing, you'll be picked last, etc. *Bruce* will attack as an adult, using his Wayne status and power, but *Batman* will be the petty drama queen that he is.

Tim will absolutely destroy you. He'll give you a couple days to think that he's calmed down...he may have, but he'll still be out for blood. Your tech will fail, you'll be locked out of your house, and when you finally get on you'll be greeted with a glitter bomb.

When Dick finally snaps he will be a volcano and completely unpredictable. Depending on the offense, he may enlist his siblings to help terrorise you and yours. He may also receive a red lantern ring, who knows?

Damian, when he is annoyed/offended, will scream for your blood as he charges with his katana. When he is truly angry, look out! It's personal and he wants your head as a trophy. He'll be silent and deadly, as opposed to letting everyone know you've irritated him. (This is also the approach Jason takes.)

Steph: So. Much. Glitter. You will never be free from the sparkling menaces again. You will also be heavily inconvenienced and may or may not be in hot water with the other Bats.

Cass: This angel can do no wrong. She'll let it go and never get her hands dirty. ....you'll just have to deal with 8 angry Bats, not 1.

Babs: Good luck getting your identity back, sucker. Expect to be locked out of all your tech or have problems with it somehow. You'll also hit all red lights when you're driving home, to put the cherry on tip of your extremely difficult day.

Alfred: You're dead. He'll take his shotgun to the backyard and practice shooting clays with your face on them. He'll sass you to your face and do incredibly slighting deeds the normally polite butler would *never*. Then he's the bigger man and let's it go.

Duke: I love him but I don't know much about him :( (Feel free to add your opinions!) He'll probably ask his siblings to brainstorm appropriate forms of revenge and you'll be the focus of a batfam prank war, which is *not * for the faint of heart!

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ameba-from-space · 2 years

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Hey do you know a fic about Bruce being on a video conference with the league and in the middle of the meeting the kids have a fight and Tim's head gets stuck in the batmobile? Bruce has to deal with the situation and the league witnesses the whole thing. It's such a funny fic but I can't find it anymore.

Gonna kill 3 birds with one stone here, also I'm sorry I took so long to answer all yall asks. I kinda love how JL meeting the batkids has become it's own little fandom genre

Watch This - A baby dick classic

video message incoming - Is sneezing like kitty genetic?

Take Care of Business - Ah yes violence delicious

5 times the Justice League catch Bruce acting domestically - Must i say more?

Stuck in the Middle (With You) - damian is a beautiful angry flower

the bat's nest - Batman is dad? What a shock, absolutely flabbergasted by this information

A colony of Bats - A darker view of things

Bring Your Kid to Work Day - People be like "batman hates kids" people be wrong

dad time - *insert will smith pointing at his kids meme here*

Sneaking out for Superhero Teenagers: a Guide - Tim you little shit get back here

The Waynes and Their Friends - Diana adopts tim because she can

Bats, deaths and urban myths (and what everyone else thinks about them) - Bruce is a drama queen and I love him so much

What's in a Name? - Cause of death: mario kart

catch - Ah yes fast robin

Even Batman has his Limits (or how the most well kept secret in the Justice League is revealed because of Lasagna) - Jason you selfish fuck

The Justice League and the Batfam - A whole ass series of fics on the theme

Meeting the Batfamily - You're never gonna guess what this fic is about

Justice League, Meet My Children - Bats are territorial animals

Chivalry is Dead and so is Jason Todd - Jason todd is an absolute menace

The Waynes, Damsels in Distress - Bruce Wayne is a bitch and I love him very much

Of Bats and Robins (and Families) - More like the Gossip League

A Day in the Life: Gotham's King - Lois lane is part of the justice league right?

...And To All, A Good Night - some cozy christmas boy

Billionaire Down - Uncle ollie my beloved

sneaking into the batcave seemed like a good idea until a bunch of bats glare at you - The justice league is as stealthy as my dog when he sees the mailman

It's About Time - Clark wants to marry bruce, but he gotta ask his kids first

Slumber - a tiny baby boy

The Superman Onesie - Tiny baby boy: eletric boogalo

through different colored glasses - tired dad wants to unnadopt kids more at 11

Multi Media Marketing Mistakes - Bruce Wayne slept with Oliver Queen when he was young and you cannot convince me otherwise

All Hands on Deck (Batfam/Young Justice Crossover) - HOW MANY FUCKING KIDS DO YOU HAVE BRUCE????

Keep the Family Secret - let this man take a nap

And thats it, these are all the batfam + JL that I know off I hope you guys enjoy, tomorrow I will try to do one more list but no promises

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mytimeconsumingsidehobby · 2 years

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#plus for irl friends to interact with me on tumblr i’d have to actually talk to people which is not something i do on a frequent basis

My Top Posts in 2021

Just came across this again and it made me laugh so now I’m yeeting it into the void to ensure it’s continued existence on the internet via this hellsite (affectionate).

63 notes • Posted 2021-07-09 05:17:58 GMT

I made a uquiz full of entirely subjective questions to tell you what batkid (or friend) you are.

72 notes • Posted 2021-08-16 01:06:04 GMT

I want to see every member of the Justice League being intimidated, if not low key terrified by Batman. Including the ones he actually considers friends. Better yet, he to some extent considers all of them friends. But he’s a scary dude, alright?

Except none of the kids think so. It probably started with the first Robin absolutely roasting Batman and somehow getting an entire container of chocolate chip cookies out of it.

Now don’t get me wrong, the kids all take Batman seriously, and respect the hell out of him, but they’re not scared of him.

He is Batdad™️.

At least two members of the JL had to make quick and discreet (but mostly quick) exits towards the bathrooms during a JL meeting in the last month due to the Batglare™️.

628 notes • Posted 2021-09-22 17:50:11 GMT

HC that Talia formally adopted Jason because I’m here for Good Mom!Talia. And also because I find the following scenario absolutely hilarious:

Ra’s: YOU are an absolute DISGRACE! You will NEVER…

Damian: *rolls his eyes and walks away*

Ra’s: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE…

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Ra’s: My greatest triumph. My greatest failure.

Bruce: You really don’t give up, do you.

Ra’s: I will have my heir, Detective. I…

Bruce: *resumes fight*

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Ra’s: Join me, Detective.

Tim: No.

Ra’s:

Ra’s: Fine, you know what? I am not above begging. My protege left, my grandson abandoned me, and you are the last possibility standing between order and the inevitable chaos that will come if you…

Tim:

Ra’s: I feel like I lost you somewhere.

Tim: You think?

Ra’s: Consider this me begging then.

Tim: What could possibly be so bad? Aren’t you functionally immortal anyway?

—————

Jason: ‘Sup.

Ra’s:

Ra’s: WHO LET THE MENACE BACK IN HERE? If you think for ONE SECOND that I will let this go without heads ROLLING, you…

Jason: Ah, I missed you too.

Jason: Oh, and Mom says hi.

Ra’s:

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1930 notes • Posted 2021-07-22 14:26:55 GMT

Okay so we’ve all seen those headcanons where Batman is rumored to be dating Bruce Wayne, and that’s where he gets his funding to be Batman, etc. (an avenue of hilarity I have yet to grow bored of).

But now I want to see a universe where that is more than a rumor, and is instead generally assumed as fact.

Like, no matter what Bruce does, everyone just assumes he’s dating Batman. Nothing seems to dissuade people of that notion. Nothing.

Metropolis: Oh yes, we have this flying alien Boy Scout keeping us safe.

Fawcett City: We have a…demi-god? or something. He’s cool.

Central City: Our guy runs around stopping crime, but like, really fast.

Star City: We have a guy using a weapon that’s been obsolete for a few hundred years and we have no idea who he is, what are you talking about.

Gotham: We have Bruce Wayne’s sugar baby.

5591 notes • Posted 2021-10-17 05:48:30 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

Just to be clear, I have a side blog specifically for DC/Batman things I just occasionally post on the wrong blog and then you get this

#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #batman #batkids #batfamily

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creatureofmystry · 3 years

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MLB x DC Universe Headcannons

I just love the idea of MLB and DC (expecially Batfam cuz Mari is such a Wayne) being in the same universe and crossing over. So one night, I just had an idea overload of different ways the Marinette would know the batfam/be a part of the DC universe. And if any of my shitty ideas somehow inspire or prompt you, then please be my guest. 😊 _

1) “Ladybugs of Past and Present”

Hippolyta, Wonder Woman’s mother, was once a previous holder of the ladybug miraculous. When Fu activated the miraculous and put them in circulation, Hippolyta could feel its magic waking back up. Knowing there must a reason for it to be out, she sent a message to her daughter. Diana searched, finding Marinette and Adrien as the present holders of the ladybug and cat miraculous. She vouched and brought them into the Young Justice program while they also made their own team, Project: Zodiac (or something like that).

[Sometime when Diana takes Marinette to meet Hippolyta]

“Great Hera, Tikki, you have not aged a day” -Hippolyta, cause she does know how to make joke.

“And I would say the same to you” -Tikki

“Mother, you can make a laugh?” -Wonder Woman, honestly a bit confused cause her mom have never not been serious before.

And Marinette is just speechless cause she’s starstruck meeting Wonder Woman’s mom AND a previous Ladybug holder.

2) “Rockstar Niece”

Jagged Stone is Marinette’s Sweet Uncle J. During the summers, Jagged Stone would take Mari with him on tour. HIs summer tours are throughout America, so Mari gets to sightsee the country. Jagged’s first tour that he gets to take Mari on (5-ish), he’s also booked for the annual (for whatever reason) Wayne Summer Gala. When Marinette meets the Waynes, they are so enamoured (Dick and Tim couldn’t help it) that they tell Jagged he’s always invited as a guest, Mari of course being added to the permanent guest list too. About 6 years later, Mari is practically adopted, spending the first half of her summers with Jagged, going to the Wayne Gala, then spending the rest of her summer with the Waynes. Overtime, she figured out the secrets of the family and was there to welcome Jason back from the dead (when that happens). Anyways, now 11(-ish?) Mari meets Damian and the two become good friends… after an… impressionable first meeting.

“Tch, let me guess, you’re another one of father’s adopted strays” -Dami

“YOU MUST BE DAMIAN!!! DICK TOLD ME ABOUT YOU!!” -Marinette, who just ignores what he said for a hug.

“hiiiiiiiiissssssss” -Dami, touchy with touch

“...” sprays water in his face since he decided to act like a cat.

“I say, Master Bruce, the children are getting along quite well” -Alfred

3) “Pen Pals”

Jon Kent and Marinette Dupain-Cheng are part of an international pen-pal program, starting when they were very young (maybe like 4 or 5-ish, super super young) where they told each other everything (Jon can’t just say that his older bro is a clone made from Superman and Lex Luthor’s DNA, or that his dad is Superman, or that his best friend is Robin, but yea. Lois and Clark probably proofread his stuff until he’s like 9) with pictures and everything. When they’re old enough to get phones & stuff, they call, text and vid-chat along with their letters (love without blood). When Mari is maybe 9-11 (somewhere around there) she starts flying over during the summers to hangout with Jon (and his friends and big brother). While there, she meets Kon, Bat fam, and Clark (some who she already knew, some who she didn’t) & lightly hints that she knows who all they are once she figures it out (it didn’t take her long to do so).

Now whenever she visits and is at Wayne Manor (Jon likes to have sleepovers practically every weekend) while they’re on patrol, Mari subtly messes with their minds (super subtle, they’re the world’s best detectives after all) until they finally look through the cams and see Mari giving them one of those smiles (those shit-grinning cause it’s just so hilarious how it’s gone on for so long) & and a playful wink.

[5 seconds later]

“Mari!” “Pixie-pop!” “Angel!” “Teacup!”

“Seriously, am I the only one with a normal nickname for her?” -Tim

“Ms. Marinette would like to inform you that ‘it took you long enough’” -Alfred (who so knows that the girl has been playing them since the third night she stayed at the Wayne’s)

“Where are my adoption papers?” -Bruce (who is seriously adopting any talented black-haired child)

4) “Mari and Mar’i”

When Mar’i is young, Dick and Kori take her with them to see Paris (btw, this would be during the winter). They’re strolling along through a park and lose track of Mar’i who finds Marinette (9-10 ish). Marinette comforts and distracts Mar’i while noticing the young(er) girl is Tameranian (her hair is very warm and she’s wearing significantly less layers than should be worn for a human of that age during the winter, plus that sun-kissed skin tone. She’s seen Kori in her fashion magazines (and, from time to time, on the news as an ambassador) so she easily make the connections). Dick and Kori finally spot Mar’i with Mari who introduces herself to them. Mar’i asks if she can see her “Auntinette” again and Marinette just goes “if your parents are okay with it.” Dick and Kori are totally cool with it (not many are willing to watch her and have the time to do it) so they ask Marinette if she can babysit Mar’i whenever (with good pay of course) if she’s up to it (cause she’s still pretty young). Marinette can’t say no to Mar’i’s babydoll eyes (and she’s so much easier compared to Manon, who’s only 2 rn), so of course, she says yes.

Now Marinette is Mar’is official babysitter and sees Mar’i often whenever her parents drop her off (using zeta tubes to quickly get to Paris and back). Marinette gets treated like an honorary Wayne (cause she’s the most responsible) and gets invited to their family stuff (w/ travel pay taken care of, of course). It doesn’t take her long to realize the fact that she babysits Bruce Wayne’s & BATMAN’S granddaughter, but of course, being the responsible one she is, keeps the secret… while also playing with them via Mar’i.

[One Day]

After Marinette leaves for her plane…

“Uncle Dami!”

“Yes, Spawn?”

“Auntinette said to tell you after she left that Robin’s sut needs a major upgrade & that you look like a traffic light… whatever that’s supposed to mean.”

[Another Day]

“Uncle Jay!”

“What’s up kid?’

“Auntinette said that to let you know that Red Hood doesn’t make any sense ‘cause Red Hood wears a helmet. Not a hood.”

[The next time]

“Uncle Tim!”

Yawn. “yea?”

“Auntie told me to give you this” (pulls out super caffeinated coffee) “and that Red Robin’s cowl is a menace to all things fashion”

[Again…]

“Daddy!”

“Yes, Starshine?”

“Auntienette said she’s proud of Nightwing’s costume ‘cause it’s one of the only in the batfam that isn’t an astro-city to the fashion society.”

5) “Marinette, the one who’s always getting chosen”

Before Mari became (becomes(?)) LB, she comes across a different powerful piece of jewelry, from a different order of guardians where her will of mind is not only her shield from being akumatized, but it is also what drives her powers. That’s right, Mari walks past a flea market and activates a GL ring. The guardians pick up on this activity and send Hal (it is his sector) to check it out. Hal finds the ring with Mari but it still needs the light of a GL to charge and fully work.

[During the explanation]

“Look, kid-”

“Marinette.”

“Look, kid, I just need to know why you have that ring.”

“You think I know? I was just walking through the market and all of a sudden, this possessed ring, if that’s even what this is, started following me, then zipped in front of my face til i held my hand up so it can put itself on my finger.”

“Kid-”

“It’s MARINETTE. Get it wrong one more time and you’ll see why I don’t need a possessed piece of alien jewelry.” -Marinette, making sure you get her name right. “Besides, if I stole it, I would remember. I’m a klepto” -Marinette, probably holding his ring too at this point.

Hal obviously doesn’t want the wrath of the Dupain-Chengs (just the kid Marinette scares him enough), so he tells the guardians that JL will take care of most of Mari’s training (once they get her a lamp for her ring, of course) & has her take part in training at Mt. Justice with the Young Justice team and special training with the Bats. Mari does all this under the guise of an international student exchange program for Mari to stay with the Waynes (not yet knowing that it’s the bat fam) and attends G.A. Mari doesn’t do much, but it takes her 24-36 hours to know who EVERYONE is.

[the next week after settling in]

“Hey, Mars,” -Dick, in his Nightwing gear

“Hey, Di-is the GREATEST SHOW!” -Mari, changing the subject(… not really)

“How long did it take you?”

“Not as long as the Kryptonians…” -Mari, going off into a tangent (still trying to change the subject”

[When Marinette meets Tikki]

Back in Paris:

“Sooo… I’m getting powerful jewelry that gives me powers and a suit, needs to be recharged, and comes from some Order of the Guardians? What’s the difference between you and my ring?” -Marinette, who at this point is very confused as to why she keeps getting picked on for this kind of stuff.

“One’s alien, one’s magic” -Tikki, hoping Mari will end it there & lowkey hates that the GL Corp. got to her first.

“They’re both non-human made energy sources” -Mari, cause once you’ve seen it once, you’ve seen it all before.

“You can’t heal the Akuma without the miraculous, and there are more than just rings. Yours are earrings, there are hair clips, bracelets, necklaces and more” -Tikki, after having a minute to think

“Fine, only because you said they’re the only way to heal the, what was it again, akuma?”

6) “Their Unofficial Official Barista”

Part of Tim’s job as Co-CEO, is to make sure all the branches are running smoothly, sometimes that means he has to fly abroad to manually check in. Tim goes to Paris to check on the W.E. Paris branch. He goes to a nearby Patisserie (Tom and Sabine’s) to see a young Marinette (somewhere from 8-11) drawing in her sketchbook at the counter. She explains that her parents are at a catering event, but she’s there to man the little bakery. Tim asks for a super caffeinated coffee and Marinette makes it with ease, claiming it was on the house with how bad he looks (and how much sleep the man clearly needs). Tim begs for her knowledge and asks if she can teach his butler. Mari’s willing to show him the next time he comes, so he gets the whole fam to go (viz tubes so they don’t waste time) maybe a week later. Everyone gets their own drink (plus a free pastries) and Marinette teaches Alfred her coffee, but it’s just not the same so Tim, using the tubes, goes to get coffee from the girl whenever he can.

Mari is horrible at getting up on time (the life of an insomniac, never getting to sleep even if you want and then barely waking up on time) that she is up super early, makes Tim his coffee (plus a croissant) and tries to go back to sleep (making her inevitably late). Tim would walk up to the pick-up counter where his cup and to-go bag is while Marinette runs out of the house to get to school. Eventually, the rest of the Batfam (as well as the Laegue, TT, and YJ) frequent the place, slowly becoming (Dami too) Mari hides it, but she knew all the batfam the first day they came and she showed Alfred how to make the coffee. When the others start making more regular appearances, she learns the identities of YJ team, WW, GLs, and others. Obviously when LB and CN appear as heroes with HM as their villain, they immediately reach out to help. Because 1. Batfam clearly notices that it’s Mari and they sure as heck won’t let her deal with that by herself, and 2. The JL is worrying too much about their favorite barista (even though she’s not really one), especially with the Gigantitan scare. So, of course LB & CN (can’t make him bad everytime) get inducted into YJ.

[After Ladybug finishes defeating Gigantitan and detransforms]

“Bean! Are you okay? You’re not hurt, are you?” -Tim, being an even more protective older brother than Dick, which shouldn’t be possible

“Yes, I promise. I’m fine” -Marinette, who just accepts the fact that she’s adopted an older brother (and his famliy)

“Tube over, we’ll have Alfred make sure” -Dick, already pulling out the medical supplies for Alfred.

“I-”

“You shouldn’t worry your brothers like that, Marinette. Now come over so Alfred can clear you,” -Bruce, who just happens to overhear the conversation

“I’m sorry, Miss Marinette, they are very adamant that you’re in pitch perfect health before going out again,” -Alfred, who’s not actually sorry

“Fine” -Marinette, accepting her fate of her adopted, protective family.

7) “Thicker Than the Blood We’ve Shed”

Why is Marinette so freakishly strong? Because she was trained to be. Before she could even talk, Mari was taught to be an assassin. She and Damian were frenemies, both competing for top spot as best in the League (of Assassins). They often spared together and became rivals who pushed each other (which sounds great in that context if you forget about the fact that they’re killing people and turning it into a competition). When Damian’s care is turned over to Batsy, Mari also comes along for the ride. She implements herself into Dami’s classes at G.A. & watches him from afar. (Damian, not being an idiot, of course knows all this and knows that it’s probably for Mari to give a report to Talia.) When he becomes Robin, Mari obviously knows, but waits to see if anything drastic would happen (his care was given to the Batfam, they had already expected this to happen.) She then heard word of the bounty Talia put on Damian’s head. Marinette knew there wouldn’t be much she could do to help, but she ave Dami a warning about the upcoming situation before fleeing the country.

From there she got to France, changed her name (it wasn’t originally Marinette, it was Shénqí, chinese for miraculous/magical (or something else if you want)), was adopted by Tom & Sabine, and left her time in the League in the past. When she received Tikki, she didn’t want to be a hero because she didn’t think she deserved it after her up-bringing. Eventually, she did become LB (being a trained assassin does help with lucky charms, considering she was taught how to kill with basically every and anything), and life was good for her. Then Rossi came.

[Gotham field trip]

While at Wayne Tower…

“How idiotic are they?” -Damian, who after reuniting with his long-lost sister-from-a-different-mister (yes, Marinette was able to convince him to say it once), can’t understand the stupidity she has to deal with.

“Are you Robin?” -Mari, who is too tired, so just goes straight into the analogy

“Yes.” -Obvious and simply is.

“Exactly” -Mari, who can’t even put a limit to the amount of thought the one brain cell the class shares doesn’t use. I mean please, the so-called “reporter” believed that the first cosplayer she saw was the actual LB when they don’t even have the same hair! And let’s not forget the origins arc, where LB’s first citizen save was Chloe.

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Birdflash is stranded

Okay, just hear me out.

Okay, so what if Wally and Dick were kidnapped. And when they wake up they're on an island in the middle of the sea. And they're not even in their normal clothes, they're in different ones and wally is wearing a power neutralizing collar. and all there is, is a crate that has some rope, a pot, a canteen, Machete and Fire starter in it. In said crate is a note. The note said Wally was pumped full of a drug that will destroy his insides. The more his system attacks it, the more damage it does. So the collar keeps the drug at bay. And the only way for the drug to get clear from his system is to either get the anti-dote or wait it out and let his normal human paced system run it dry. So were screwed. They were stuck on the island until someone came for help. Jason, Damian, Cass, Steph, Duke and Tim growing up with story's of the first Robin, Bart never getting to know the first Kid Flash.

Meanwhile the JL, Team and just the world flips the fuck out. Finally, after a year of searching Wally West and Dick Grayson are presumed dead at ages 15 and 17. Bruce who had adopted and started to train Jason 8 months prior puts him on the field. But Jason never got the fatherly smiles dick did. The whole friendly smiles from the team. And Bart, Bart is destroyed, from the history books none of this was supposed to happen. Did he somehow cause this?

Dick and Wally however, they fall in love. The dorks only have each other to count on. Each other to hold and Each other to kiss. After about a year they risk the collar and take it off. Wally doesn’t die. They know they’re in a cage of some sorts but they can’t escape. All the walls are lined with Nuetrainium. So they are well and truly stuck, waiting for a rescue that will never come.

Then finally, After 10 long years. Shortly after when Wally should of celebrated his 26th and dick his 24th Tim makes a breakthrough in a case. A Russian man known as Klarvion Metrunion. A well known Scientist with horrible torturing methods and horrible practice's. Known for using unwilling humans as test subjects. He finds his main research center with the help of Jason, Damian, Cass, Steph, Duke and Barbara. All of them but Barbara who had only ever heard Story's of the first and Second Protégés. Together they break into his lab and capture him. Releasing everyone his is studying on and sending him and his scientists to Jail. Tim downloads all of the tests, all of the subjects, everything. When he gets home he goes through them all. Most either being terminated due to failure or people that they have already released. Finally he gets through them all until he finds an anomaly, a small one but one all the same. It's titled project "Survival" and it was terminated due to test failures. But it was never said the participants were killed. When Tim opens it he is shocked to see a 14 year old Dick Grayson smirking cockily up at him and A casually cool looking 16 year old Wally West staring straight back at him.

Tim, who can't believe his mother fucking eyes bolts down to the bat cave and calls a family meeting. Showing everyone the files. Everyone is in shock, this is Him, this is the boy whom Bruce always compares them to? This is the boy whos face is all over the manor, who even after 10 years has still such a huge hold on the manor. Bab's starts tearing up because that is dick. That is Dick. He little brother. The menace she took for granted. Alfred can't believe his eye's. That is Master Richard, dick Grayson, the boy who warmed Bruce's icy and cold personality. Bruce can barely look at it. That's Dick, that's his son. That's his partner, the sun to his dark. The first child he failed. They get the location and go straight away, not even telling the JL where they're going. Finally they get to a small shed in the middle of know where. Inside i a small elevator and they go in. Going a good 60 kilometers below the ground. They walking through a facility. And finally they get to the observation room. A good 10 by 10 kilometer space. And about 600 meters tall. And there, laying on the sand of the island is Dick and Wally. Only 10 years older.

They burst through the observation room, quickly making their way towards them. Dick and Wally, who haven't seen another person bar themselves in a decade fall into ready positions, unsure about whether or not they're friendly's. After a long hour of explanation they're on the Bat plane with them. Barry and Bart on the way to Wayne Manor. For the next month everything seems to be going well. Wally and Dick Seemingly haven't changed, dick was warm and welcoming to his family, as was wally to Barry, Iris, Bart and the twins. In fact everything was going smooth and perfect. Everyone expected them to return to siperheroing. But one morning they were gone. The bedroom they were sharing was clean and neat. But their things and themselves were gone. All that was left was a note. Saying they couldn't stay. They were to overwhelmed with everything and they weren't happy. So they left. They left to go find a home, a place to be happy.

Just a short little ficlet.

#birdflash #dick grayson #wALLYS STILL ALIVE #Wally West #robin #kid flash #bruce wayne #Damian Wayne #Timothy Drake #Jason Todd #barbara gordon #Stephanie Brown #you know dick will twist into a pretzel #cassandra cain #duke thomas

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sqoiler · 6 years

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family swap au stuff

haley’s circus was in smallville for a rest stop and john and mary went out and were killed in a car crash

it was the talk of the town and martha and johnathan decided to take in their orphaned son, as he was around kara’s age (kara had just landed a few months ago and they thought she could use some company)

they tried to keep the alien thing a secret from dick but it was hard for kara not to brag (i mean come on she’s like 10 have u ever met 10 year olds)

so dick knew and demanded to meet superman and thought clark was the COOLEST EVER

and dick and kara become besties and then one day they’re on a field trip and they go to a lex corp lab for a field trip and one of the workers “accidentally” spills something on kara and dick sort of.jumps in front of her? and then it gets on them both and there’s an electric shock that gives dick kara’s powers. she still has powers but now he has a weird version of them, too

after this clark takes kara & dick and they both move into his apartment in metropolis so he can keep an eye on them and be there for their training

this all ended up with dick and kara sneaking off to the fortress as soon as they could both fly and making themselves suits and supergirl and superboy were born

dick & kara co-found the titans which consist of kid flash, speedy, aqualad, aquagirl, wonder girl, and starfire

the titans eventually disbanded but before that happened kara & babs dated for a while. they mutually broke up when babs decided to move back to atlantis and quit being aquagirl

when the titans disbanded dick and kara decided to. move on and be a lil more solo so they became nightwing and flamebird

they were still partners but they worked less with clark or the titans and more with each other or justice leaguers

their home base is still metropolis but they worked on cleaning up bludhaven and work worldwide

b’ara is an atlanteian and she’s the adopted daughter of orin & mera

she grew up a princess and she learned magic from her mom

when garth became aqualad, b’ara (who’s around his age) forced her dad to let her be aquagirl alongside him and garth and babs joined the titans together

babs & garth were always friends but never super close?

babs dated supergirl for a lil bit but when the titans disbanded babs decided she wasn’t so sure about being aquagirl anymore so she went home to atlantis to work with her mom some more

at some point babs went up to visit with her friends for a titans reunion and while she was up there she got shot in the back of the spine by a mugger and was paralyzed

she had to stay up in the surface for a while after that and started doing tech stuff to help her dad with heroing

this led to her going up to the watchtower and helping the whole jl once she got really good at tech

she still goes to atlantis & can swim around still (her arms are ripped af)

cass & jason were twins born of shiva and given to cain

when they were around seven shiva showed up and killed cain and rescued her kids, leaving them with someone to take care of them. that person, of course, immediately dumped the kids in the first waste hole they could find.

jason & cass are left in gotham and they’re both mini killers who cant talk, all alone on the streets. fun times

black canary, who occasionally teams up with batman, was in gotham and found the two of them, cold and alone

dinah was sorry for them and took them in, just for winter to get warm so she could dump them in the foster system

then she got attached and taught them how to talk and they got cursed by the wizard (who approached dinah about some sort of alternate timeline or something) and now they both had the same canary cry and before dinah knew it she made ollie pull some strings to legally adopt them and jason & cass lance were born

dinah worked to re-train them and when they were 11 cass and jason decided that it was far past time they became superheros and snuck out as gold & red canary

dinah loves them a lot but they really give her a headache sometimes

the three of them live in an apartment in star city and crash at ollie’s place a lot and when roy got addicted and ollie kicked him out dinah brought him in (cass & jason were still pretty little then) and they all bonded and roy’s basically their brother now

when tim & kon restarted the titans cass and jason became reserve members since they were a lil older

cass & raven became really close friends through the titans

jason is close with gar and kid devil and others idk

cass and steph, another reserve member, become pretty close and become known as a nightmare pair

speaking of steph,

she and her parents move to central when she’s like 3ish and crystal dies when steph is six

when steph’s 11 flash brings down cluemaster and adopts her

steph pressures wally into telling her how to get powers and executes the procedure and survives

around this time, wally hung up the KF mantle, so she took it on

it only lasted a few years before she, too, had to give it up

when barry died and wally became the flash, steph picked up the mantle of dart and bart showed up soon after

steph was a reserve member of the titans and befriended cass lance

she dated courtney whitmore when she was kid flash but when she retired they broke up

when she was dart steph & cassie got together and have been going strong since

she and damian became friends and ever since whenever hal looks at steph he gets a mini heart attack

t’hym m’orzz came to earth at the same time as his sister m’gann did, and they both sort of hung around before j’onn introduced them to kon, who’d recently come into existence, and the three of them hit it off and from kon’s older brother dick’s encouragement they re-started the titans

soon enough people like bart and cassie joined, bringing along steph and cass and jason and raven and gar an

t’hym and kon started dating and making plans to see the stars and generally being gay

duke thomas’s parents were killed by a wonder woman villain, and diana took duke in

duke convinced her to train him and she did

the gods found out about this and blessed him with some powers (strength and flight) and he became wonder boy

he’s never been to themescyria and doesn’t really want to intrude or anything

he and cassie are best friends and when cassie joined the titans he wasn’t far behind

duke & diana have a mother/son relationship and cassie jokingly calls him her nephew since she and diana are sisters

duke and bart have mutual crushes on each other and are skirting around the issue atm

damian was dropped off with bruce and he was trying to convince him to be batboy or something when a green ring descended from the sky and announced that damian was the youngest green lantern of earth ever

bruce begrudgingly took him to hal who stuck him with jessica and simon

damian and jess immediately got along really well and it took longer but he and simon eventually got along, too

the three of them are known menaces among the green lanterns of earth and hal is eternally faceplanting at them all

damian & steph met when hal & barry started dating and all the lanterns decided to shovel talk barry

damian voice: allen PLEASE break jordan’s heart i don’t want him to be happy

steph: [snorts in laughter]

anyway damian & dick met when jon befriended damian (as new members of the new titans) and jon invited him over and dick was like “this is my new brother”

damian: hey father i have a new brother and sister now

bruce, tiredly: who

damian: stephanie allen and dick kent

bruce: im moving to ethiopia

(feel free to ask me or my artblog @sam-and-crystal if you have any questions! <3)

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