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genshingorlsrevengeance · 4 months

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Reacting and taking care of their S/O who, due to some accident, ended up shrinking in size, to the point where they can carry them with the palm of their hands.

Genshin Girls: Beidou, Noelle, Eula, Shenhe, Ganyu, Shogun Ei and Yae Miko.

(Genshin Impact) Beidou, Noelle, Eula, Shenhe, Ganyu, Ei, and Yae's S/O getting shrunk down

(Beidou) "How did you...? Bah, it doesn't matter. I'll get ya fixed up in no time, S/O!"

Beidou has no idea what caused S/O to become so tiny, but she won't rest until they're back to normal!

Though truth be told, Beidou just thought that S/O being tiny was a result of her being drunk off her ass.

While she does find it cute that she can carry them in her palm, she doesn't actually do so due to how much she talks with her hands, or in general just moves them.

She's afraid she's going to crush them based on pure muscle movement.

Instead, S/O rests comfortably on the back of her coat, near her neck, at least when they're moving.

Beidou has a bird cage in her room that she bought and adorned it with soft feathers.

(S/O) "...This makes me feel like a pet."

(Beidou) "Do you wanna be on the wooden floors of the Crux instead?"

At least this was temporary. Her first order of business is to get Ningguang to help out with this problem.

(Noelle) "My goodness, what happened to you?!"

Noelle is terribly confused, but she immediately sets off to find help, S/O safely in her palms all the while.

She becomes hyper aware of her grip strength and where S/O is, afraid that they would get hurt, crushed, stepped on, or all sorts of dangerous things!

Noelle goes to find Sucrose, Albedo, or Lisa, preferably all three so they could explain what happened!

She also becomes hyper defensive of anyone holding S/O, her palms shielding them as she turns her entire body away from said person.

(Noelle) "Ah, please do not touch S/O! They are in a very precarious state!"

(S/O) "Uh, Noelle? I still need to be able to see-"

(Noelle) "Please bear with me, it would give me peace of mind if you are wholly incapable of being harmed!"

(S/O) "If I were in anyone else's hands, I would've doubted that."

That comment makes Noelle beam with pride.

(Eula) "When I said that my vengeance would dwarf your entire being...I did not mean it literally."

(S/O) "Yes yes, very funny Eula. Now can you put me down? You holding me with two fingers just feels like I'm a grape or something."

Honestly? Eula finds the situation hilarious. Her teasing goes up tenfold when S/O is extremely tiny like this.

If they try to give her any lip, she'll just pull the-

(Eula) "How can you make such threats when you are the size of my thumb, S/O?"

-card.

Eula will ask Amber or the Traveler for help, and while she is concerned for S/O, there is a smile on her face whenever she looked at them.

A pocket S/O was very cute to her.

(Eula) "Would you like to go to Dragonspine with me in this state, S/O?"

(S/O) "What, you planning on turning me into a popsicle?"

(Eula) "That is an excellent idea!"

(Shenhe) "...You are tiny."

(S/O) "Really? I haven't noticed, Shenhe..."

Shenhe figured this is something that the Adepti can help her with.

In all her life, she had never encountered a situation as bizarre as her current predicament.

If Noelle was possessive of tiny S/O, then Shenhe is borderline yandere.

Those who seem to mean harm to her tiny significant other will be met with a violent and bloody end.

One which S/O's voice can be frantically heard coming out of her palms, begging her to stand down.

Hopefully her master, Cloud Retainer, can bring S/O back to normal.

(Shenhe) "Are you resting comfortably?"

(S/O) "I am but...resting on your chest is kind of...strange."

(Shenhe) "But you do so all the time."

(S/O) "It's one thing for me to rest my head on it, Shenhe, and an entirely different situation for me to literally sit on it!"

(Ganyu) "S-S/O! Are you okay, how did this happen? Don't worry, we'll get some help right away!"

Ganyu immediately defers to Cloud Retainer for bringing S/O back to normal.

But when she's told it'd take a few days before the rite would happen, Ganyu takes S/O with her at all times.

At work, S/O is sitting at her desk while she catches up on her neverending paperwork.

S/O has a plate with flowers to sit on as they watch her work.

In some strange fashion...Ganyu quite liked this.

It allowed S/O to be with her during work so she didn't feel entirely stressed.

Though the threat of S/O being blown away or crushed gave her a whole new level of stress.

(S/O) "Careful, Ganyu. You're sweating enough that it's threatening to splash on me."

(Ganyu) "R-REALLY?!"

(S/O) "A-ah, it was just a joke! Though, I guess not anymore with how you shot straight up like that...!"

(Ei) "...You did not tell me you were capable of this, S/O."

(S/O) "It's because I'm not!"

Ei decides to find out what happened to S/O herself, and leaves them in the most capable hands.

Also herself.

The Raiden Shogun stands unflinchingly on guard, meditating until Ei's return as S/O is sitting in her palm.

(S/O) "...Can I get something to eat?"

(Raiden) "Sara. Retrieve a bowl of rice at once."

(Sara) "Yes, Almighty Shogun!"

S/O awkwardly fidgets with their hands.

(S/O) "Can I move?-"

(Raiden) "No."

Meanwhile, Ei lets S/O sit on her finger like a bird, though they have a much harder time balancing themselves.

(Ei) "What a curious situation you have found yourself in."

(S/O) "Y-You don't have to stare at me that intensely, you know!"

(Yae) "Oh, how adorable you have become, S/O! I could just eat you up-"

(S/O) "Try it and I'm pulling out the fur on your ears!"

Yae has to try her best not to hurt herself laughing at S/O's situation.

Now this was worth writing down!

Though, S/O clearly disagreed.

(Yae) "Come now, S/O. I wouldn't be distressed, think of all the interesting new friends you can make!"

(S/O) "Yeah, plenty of bugs and birds would like to meet and eat me, Yae."

(Yae) "Do you want to test that out?"

(S/O) "Absolutely not!"

Surprisingly, she's seen this kind of situation happen throughout her long life.

And she knows that S/O will go back to normal in a few days.

But that's all the more reason for her to enjoy the time she has!

Who knows when the next time she'll be able to laugh this hard?

#genshin impact imagines #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact headcanons #beidou x reader #noelle genshin impact x reader #eula x reader #shenhe x reader #ganyu x reader #ei x reader #yae miko x reader #beidou genshin impact #noelle genshin impact #eula lawrence #shenhe genshin impact #ganyu #ei raiden #yae miko

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sagaued · 4 days

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How do you think characters would react to you putting mods on them? Like all of a sudden said character would be walking around and bam their outfit just changes into something completely different or another character?

Like mods for characters that changes them into a different character?

Omg I love this idea. As someone that used to use mods, this is hilarious.

Characters getting new skins/mods

Characters used -> Jean, Kaeya, Xiao, Zhongli

Jean:

Jean wouldn't notice till Lisa pointed it out, due to being overworked.

"What do you mean my outfit is different? I always wear my- oh..."

If it was provocative (like some are), I imagine it would fluster her so bad that you wanted to see her in such a thing.

"I-I can't believe Their Grace wants to see me in this!"

And since she can't take it off unless you remove the mod, she would have to do her work in that. 🤭

"I can't get it off! I can't work like this!"

If it's not provocative and just another outfit, she would be appreciative, but would like her KOF outfit better because it's what she works in.

"Oh.. it's nice, but can I have my uniform back?"

If it's a skin to change her in another character, it would make her unbelievably sad, as she would think you only got her for someone else.

"Does Your Grace not like me...?"

Kaeya:

Would notice instantly

"Oh? What's this?"

If provocative, he absolutely would brag to everyone that you wanted to see him in it.

"Master Diluc, such a shame Their Grace didn't pick you to wear this!"

If not provocative, he would still find a way to brag.

"Master Diluc~! Their Grace chose my outfit, and not yours!"

If it's to change him into someone else, he would be disappointed, like all others. (Would still tease and/or be hot about it because Kaeya's Kaeya)

No dialogue

Xiao:

Would notice instantly

"...What is this?"

If provocative, he wouldn't show himself in public and would stay inside mostly.

"No. I'm not leaving my room, traveler."

If not provocative, he would enjoy wearing it due to it being from you. (Absolute tsundere about it)

"What? Why would I be enjoying this?"

If it's to change him into a different character, would have some angsty thoughts about it.

"...of course Their Grace wouldn't like to see me. I guarantee my Karmic Debt disgusts them."

Zhongli:

Would notice instantly

"Their Grace does this a lot, do not worry, traveler."

If provocative, would sigh and hide in the funeral parlor until it was taken off.

"Ms. Hutao.. please do not tell anyone of my... Predicament.

If not provocative, would go old man mode and tell stories of the outfits he wore.

"My outfits are stories of people passed-"

If it's to change his character, he would be disappointed, sure, but would be curious about who it was.

No dialogue

#genshin x reader #sagau #self aware genshin #genshin imagines #genshin xiao #genshin zhongli #genshin jean #genshin kaeya #genshin impact

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holylulusworld · 6 months

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Love by heart

Summary: Can you and Dean work things out? What about Sam?

Pairing: Alpha!Dean Winchester x Omega!Reader

Warnings: angst, language, a/b/o, arguing, insured Sam

Catch up here: Omega by nature

“Sammy?” you whisper as the tall hunter is still out cold. The shifter got him good. “I’m so sorry I didn’t realize it wasn’t Dean. It’s just, that we got so comfortable at the bunker that I never thought an enemy would be able to enter it.”

“Y/N,” Dean sighs deeply. He gently places his hand on your shoulder, making you flinch. “Sorry, I didn’t want to scare you. I know it’s a little too much to bear. I cleaned the bunker and got rid of the shifter.”

“It’s all my fault.” You hide your face in the palms of your hands. “I should’ve known better. I’m a hunter, an experienced one. How could the monster trick me into believing it was you? You want to mate me. Hilarious!”

You start to laugh uncontrollably. “Y/N,” his features soften, and he softly whispers your name. “It’s not your fault but mine. Shapeshifters are sneaky bastards. They tricked me and Sammy years ago too.”

“Maybe I wanted to believe him, Dean. If I can’t have the real Dean, I want to have the second-best thing. An exact clone,” you sniffle. “At least this one didn’t hunt me with a hammer.” You chuckle this time. “Demon Dean on the loose was something else.”

“We’ve been through a lot together,” he runs his hand over your back. “You’re the strongest woman I ever met. No one can compare to you. Not my mother, not one of my friends, or any lover I had.”

“You only try to make me feel better,” you wipe your wet eyes. “It’s fine. Really. Please stop pitying me. I know that a woman like Cassie is more your taste. Finding the right mate is hard and maybe, I only wanted you because you were always around.”

“Sammy was always around too,” Dean argues. “Stop pretending that you didn’t hide your presentation from me to keep me from claiming you.”

“I did not! I hid my presentation since I presented,” you snap at Dean. “This had nothing to do with you, but my father and brother. I was born and raised in a clan of hunters. They had no use for an omega. A beta was fine. But an omega got abandoned and left behind.”

“Y/N, sweetheart,” he regrets his harsh words when you choke out a sob. “All these years I made you believe that I don’t want you because I was scared of hurting. Loving a Winchester is a death sentence. Look at my mother, Jess, Lisa, and Sarah. They got killed or hurt because of us. I didn’t want the same to happen to you.”

“Liar!”

“I’m not lying! I tried to protect you.” Dean yells back. “Stop accusing me of being a liar. I’m anything but a liar!”

“You only rejected me because of my presentation. If not you would’ve crawled between my legs years ago! I simply didn’t do it for you!” You jump up from your seat to glare at Dean. “Admit it! Say it out loud. You’re nothing but a knothead.”

“Watch your tongue, Y/N!” Dean breathes in your face. “You should remember your place in the food chain.” He backpaddles when you backhand him.

“I dare you to say shit like that to me ever again DEAN WINCHESTER!” You growl in his direction. “No man talks like that to me and walks away with intact balls!”

“Oh, when it comes to your balls you want me to be nice?” You snarl at the alpha. “You started this by changing the way you see me only because I’m an omega.”

“You want to hurt my balls?” His hands shoot toward his crotch to protect whatever he’s hiding in his pants. “Sweetheart that’s not nice of you to say.”

“I did not! I-“ He huffs. “It’s just…you are an omega, and we could’ve been together all this time. I went through the worst ruts because you were around, but I couldn’t touch you. I was so scared of hurting you with my knot!”

“Liar, liar your pants are on fire,” you sing-song, and stick your tongue out. “Whatever kept you from being with me wasn’t fear. It was your knot!”

“Exactly!” He says. His eyes widen and he shakes his head. “That’s not what I meant.” Dean curses loudly and grips the backrest of the chair you were sitting on earlier. “Fuck. You make me lose my damn mind one day, omega.”

You shudder as Dean addresses you with your presentation for the first time. “You are one to talk!”

“Do you know why the shapeshifter came here?”

“I guess he wanted to kill Sam and me. We are most wanted, on top of the list of every monster,” you shrug.

“No,” Dean shakes his head. “He only came here to get you. That monster couldn’t fight his instinct because he stole my identity. He remembered every single thought I had of you. And he felt what I felt. Need. Want. Lust. Possessiveness. Lust…”

“You said lust twice,” you grumble and cross your arms over your chest. “This doesn’t count!”

“Well, lust is important,” he smirks. “He wanted you because I want you. Luckily I came here just in time before that sonofabitch got the chance to touch you.”

“I could’ve defended myself.”

“I never once doubted that you’d defended yourself just fine.” He growls. “Can you stop arguing about everything I say? I tried to tell you that I love being there for you and to protect you. I still have nightmares of my time as a demon.”

“The hammer?” You challenge. “At least the demon had a thing for me too. Even if bringing a hammer for a date is a bit too much.”

“You hit me pretty hard with that baseball bat if I recall right,” Dean snaps back. “It felt like you tried to kill me!”

“I had to defend myself against a knight of hell!” You and Dean snarl and growl at each other.

“Guys, I appreciate you are trying to talk things out, but can you do this outside of my room,” Sam says. “I got attacked by a shifter and still got a terrible headache.”

“Sammy!” Dean and you gasp. “Sorry, Sam. We were about to…” you trial off. “Uh-you know. Dean and I will talk things out later.”

“Good.” Sam slowly sits up. “I only had to get myself almost killed to make you talk.” The hunter looks at you and his brother. “Please for the love of fuck. Go out there and do something against this tension going on between the two of you…”

#dean winchester #dean x reader #dean winchester fanfic #dean winchester x reader #dean winchester x you #alpha!dean winchester #alpha!dean x omega!reader #a/b/o

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the-pessimists-paradigm · 4 months

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Hi! Are you comfortable with angsty topics?

If you are, what do you think about the brothers (or just Lucifer) coming to terms with the fact that the time with us (or MC) is running out (be it sickness, health, life exchange, etc)? Can it be gn please?

Thank you so much!!

LUCIFER

Lucifer was drowning in paperwork, slumped over by his desk when he saw the time. The decades spent with him were taking a slow but aching toll on your human body. It was a realization that suddenly occurred to him, your graying hair, and your increasing amount of wrinkles. Your pained smiles as moving became harder worried him, he tried every remedy he could think of, but eventually came to the conclusion that this was meant to happen. Although he made sure to cherish you even on your deathbed, it still lingered that there wasn't much time left.

Expanded Version

MAMMON

Mammon was listening to some RnB music while looking through his old photoshoots when a vintage song came on. The release date of the song reminded him about your first date together, and although he looked as young as ever, you were aging along with time. He never admitted his worry, but it was as plain as day to the average observer, His frantic internet searches as he realized your death was inevitable. The aches in your muscles, the sagging of your face, your smile lines. He held your face in his palms, kissing you softly and letting death gently take you away.

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LEVIATHAN

The characters flashed around on Leviathan's screen with hilarious dialogue, an action-packed roguelike from the 90s. His retro game system crashed again, as he noticed his first save file. It was a game he'd played with you a few times. As he looked back on those fond memories, he thought about you now. He loved you now just as much as before but grew concerned. It hurt him to see your pained back, dark circles and thin lips. He noticed your fatigue after concerts and competitions. Knowing you wouldn't be around for eternity, he put special care into your last moments, showering you with love.

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SATAN

While studying the arts of the human world, Satan was amazed by the Mona Lisa. The colors and the historical value all appealed to him, however when researching, he couldn't help but ponder upon your own end. He remembers exploring old museums and educating himself on the realms, but as his knowledge traveled through time so did you. He observed your smile, ever-so-radiant, wrinkles holding onto the edges, the spots on your skin, the pains that weren't there before. He started watching you more, holding you while he could.

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ASMODEUS

Every stroke of the nail polish was beneficial, complimenting his youthful signature look. Asmodeus painted every last bit of fingernail, carefully inspecting his work he proudly showed off his work. He started applying makeup to your face, savoring every smile line and wrinkle you had, every special and unique mole. Although he used to hate aging, he appreciated your natural beauty, highlighting it. He knew you would eventually pass, so he did things he normally wouldn't do, going out of his way, being extra affectionate, making sure you had a peaceful rest surrounded by the man you love.

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BEELZEBUB

As Beelzebub ate five Hell's burgers blissfully, he reminisced on the times you spent at restaurants together. He tasted every bit, nibbling to show it care. This was much unusual from his typical pace, ravaging through meals, he savored it for you, knowing what burgers can do to a human body, knowing it wouldn't last long. He began cooking more for you, noticing that your body was becoming weaker day by day. Even in your weakest moments, he held you and quietly shed tears.

BELPHEGOR

Belphegor was listening to relaxing piano music as he slept in bed with you, holding on tightly. His snores filled the room as you woke. Usually a heavy sleeper, Belphegor jolted to the unexpected sound of your joints creaking and popping. He cuddled closer, knowing you couldn't hug him forever. Even when he hated humans, he knew how easily they could die, be killed off. And although he knew this was going to happen, he didn't want it now. He let you rest, awoke early in the morning to do laundry, to attend class. You slept on his lap when you passed, cementing his favorite human's death as a peaceful one, one that he couldn't get over.

This is my first angst attempt, so feedback is appreciated!

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barrencelenny · 2 months

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I feel like fic recs tend to be things that are complete, so I thought I'd rec some things that haven't been updated in a while (>a year) or abandoned, but I still like to go back and reread

with links and comments under the cut <3

Poured Over Ice in an Old-Fashioned Glass by prepandemicwriting (bealeciphers) [2016-02-04, 28k]

-classic bartender!barry fic. they're both kinda disasters all around? hilarious

Run Away With Me by asexual-fandom-queen (2016-05-23, 14k]

-the only time asking someone to run away with you has ever worked lmao.

Painting the Roses Red by Solarcat [2016-07-01, 20k]

-Family of Rogues but there's a third snart sibling that Len's got to protect. Lucy Snart that only exists in this fic and my brain ily <3

I bet these memories follow you around by MissSugarPlum [2017-06-07,5k]

-Lisa and Barry in high school at the same time, Barry being tiny and full of rage, Lisa being reluctantly charmed, mwah. chef's kiss.

Bolt from the Blue by town_without_heart [2017-06-16, 170k]

-pre-canon meeting is always delicious to me. eobard being aware of it is the cherry on top (what a creeper)

The Good in You (the Bad in Me) by blue_wonderer [2017-08-02, 26k]

-I have a soft spot for fics where Barry and Lisa are friends what can I say. set pre-canon, and barry is a goddamn delight

Get Me Through The Night by Mentalrebel [2017-08-07, 11k]

-super interesting formatting. it's a lifeline au? I have no idea what that it, but it's fun

Ties and Barricades by yersifanel [2017-09-01, 10k]

-pre-canon meet-ugly where len kidnaps his soulmate as part of his getaway.

Realignment (time & company) by writerdragonfly [2018-02-13, 12k]

-me? rec a time travel fic? of course. time traveller's wife au. gives some really interesting backstory to Len's mother/family

Unexpected Development by nirejseki [2018-04-05, 20k]

-it's so funny it's practically a crack fic. calling the reverse flash Mr. Banana is an inspired choice

since I can remember I've been runnin' from you by youmakemesoangry [2019-01-26, 14k]

-barry getting haunted by post oculus len yes oh yes

Sticky Fingers by MoriartyMastermind [2019-03-05, 18k]

-barry stealing wallets as the flash is like objectively funny okay

Resonance by Moriavis [2019-06-16, 40k]

-looove a soulmate fic and this one is so unique. Barry and Len meet when Barry's still a child, and it ends before they meet as adults, so really it's mainly a Leonard snart character study

Ice and Lightning by vomitingwords [2020-03-26, 2k]

-potentially the only figure skating au for this ship?

Zero to Sixty by scrubmarine [2020-06-26, 25k]

-barry meeting len out of costume because he's running away from Iris is a hilarious set up, and he kind of deserves it

Just Friends by Thundersnow [2021-08-11, 168k]

-a classic fake dating au, trying to figure out how a blueberry coffee could taste good has been a question that has followed me for years.

Shiva by crestfaller [2021-11-07, 17k]

-I always need more fics dealing with the loss of Henry tbh, and this is a really good exploration of grief.

What It Might Cost by Kateera [2022-05-17, 20k]

-a classic deaging fic, len is heartbreakingly cute

Stand Still by Taste_of_Bitterness [2022-09-15, 25k]

-len doesn't go on the waverider after running to stand still. Barry's kind of a mess here, tbh?

I Think I Love You by youmakemesoangry [2023-05-03, 67k]

-it's post Len and mick's legends trip, and they're helping out team flash. there's a truth spell involved. It's a classic trope. (also there's this bit where mick's reading Frankenstein and he calls creature victor's kid, and that's such a mood, my gothic fiction class spent like an hour talking about his daddy issues once)

#might start a little collection of fic rec zines lol #k.txt #coldflash #fic recs

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indieyuugure · 3 months

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Hii! I’ve been loving your Mutation Situation fic! Absolutely love the boys human designs, and I now consider those designs to be canon, it just makes sense to make them look similar to splinter and I love it. Also seeing them react to high school was hilarious XD

Okay so now the question: I believe you said this fic takes place around season 2, so we’re prob not gonna see the other Turtles allies, but on a hypothetical, if the story took place later in the series and the Turtles other friends and allies (Karai, Slash, Mona Lisa, Renet, Mondo Gecko, Leatherhead, Shinigami etc.) saw the turtles human form, how would you think they’d react? Would they have similar reactions to April and Casey or react/respond differently.

Glad to hear it! Lol, I probably thought way too scientificly about this whole project, but I think in the long run it’s worth it to get the details right ^v^

Yes, those boys have had like zero human interaction, throwing them in a pool of humans is a recipe for disaster 😂

On to actually answering your question. I think their reactions would be similar to April and Casey’s, except for maybe their animal/mutant friends who would put two and two together a lot faster.

I sorta got this idea from playing Twilight Princess where in you can transform back and forth between being a human and a wolf. When your in beast form, the humans in the game—even your friends—will scream and run away, but the animals know that you’re a person in an animal body and will give you little tips and chat with you. It’s an interesting detail that I really like.

So(to use your list) while Renet, Shinnigami, and maybe Karai might be a little slower to get it similar to how April and Casey took a few moments to realize it was the turtles, Slash, Leatherhead, and Mona Lisa would be much more likely to realize that it’s still them much faster. This is also one of the reasons Splinter isn’t confused as to who they are but to how the heck his boys have managed to turn themselves into humans.

Sorry I’m not sure any of that made any sense 😅 but basically they’d all probably have varied versions of April and Casey’s reactions except for their mutant friends with animal instincts that would be confused but kinda get it.

Good question! :]

#tmnt #q&a #the mutation situation

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somegirlsmakemenervous · 24 days

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"Whew... made it! Close call too. I've really gotta pee, that was a long ride. You OK, hon...?"

"He he... I'll take your little pee dance there as a, No!"

"Arrgh! Come on Lisa, open up! I'm burstin' here. Ha ha... Ohh... this is just like that time we were in college. Were you there? Lisa locked all these Frat boys out of their house when they were having a party and they couldn't get back in. Oh, god, that was so funny. All these guys dancing around because they didn't what to whip it out in front of all the sorority girls..."

"Although I guess peeing their pants was probably worse in the end. Still we all thought it was hilarious. All these guys hitting on us, but then wouldn't dare get it out with us watching. Definitely the funniest prank we ever pulled.... Oh... you don't think she's doing it again, do ya?"

"Ahhhhh....!"

*Psssssss*

"Oh! Shit! Babe! You're... Oh my god, your pants... they're soaked! Ha ha ha! Oh... I'm sorry! He he.... really, not funny. He he... seriously, I shouldn't laugh. I'll end up like you!"

"You two having fun out here...?"

"Lisa! Hey, girl! Long time. He he... Oh, were we supposed to use the other door?"

"He he... sorry, babe. My bad. Shoulda tried the other one."

"He he... bring back old memories, Lis?

"He he... Rings a bell. Umm... when you said it'd be fun to drop by and re-live our college days... I wasn't thinking that part in particular. Still... appreciate the effort."

"Ha ha! Thought you would! Just like old times!"

#pants wetting #bathroom block #forced wetting #cute but mean #tease

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leelei1980 · 2 months

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Loving Mr. Munson - The Bachelorette Party - Part One

🛑Smut warning- Mature content-18+ only -Minors DNI🛑

Reader:

It was amazing how quickly the months have flown by, between work, wedding planning and just wanting to spend every possible waking moment with Eddie your days have busy.

Everything was coming together, almost finalized with the exception of the seating chart,which could be put together now that the RSVPS were done coming in. It was hilarious to watch Eddie run to the Mailbox every day to check for fancy envelopes. He was tickled when he had received RSVP cards from all of the Hellfire club. They were his family, along with Wayne who wouldn't miss it for the world.

The ceremony would be held outside, at Lovers Lake in Hawkins. You had fallen in love with the beauty of it when you had spent the weekend at Steve and Nancy's Cabin. The way the sun shimmered through the fall leaves and then reflected in the lake was breathtaking, you wanted that to be the backdrop to your wedding, and lucky for you you just happened to have a friend that owned a large piece of that beauty. Steve had offered up his land, and had even cleared a spot on the property for you to put a big white tent on. You and your friends were all handy enough to build a big wooden arch to stand under during the ceremony, which you would decorate with bright sunflowers and flowers of deep red, purple and orange, all the colors of fall. Your bouquets and centerpieces would be much the same, and the tent would be decorated with pumpkins,cornstalks and mum's. You couldn't wait to see it all put together.

Your Mother and your friends had thrown you a beautiful surprise bridal shower, it was wonderful to be able to introduce your family to your amazing friends. As expected there were many missing family members but to be perfectly honest you would rather have them not attend then for there to be any awkwardness. You received many beautiful gifts, and when you had brought them home later that day, Eddie was just as excited about them as you were.

" Holy fucking shit Sweetheart an Espresso machine! We're fucking moving up in the world! Look how fucking fancy we are! And a bread machine? I'm going to make some bomb ass fucking bread, a nice hearty loaf that we can eat with some stew-"

You laughed and threw your arms around him."I can't wait to eat your bomb ass bread." You kissed his lips. " But I think we are going to have to put a cap on how many Espressos you can have, your already wound up as it is."

He smiled devilishly at you " I'm sure I can think of a few ways to burn off that energy."

You smirked." Oh , I'm sure you can Stud Muffin." You knew without a doubt thathe would know exactly what to do.

And now a month later the wedding was just months away and the festivities were still in full swing. In fact this weekend was your Bachelorette party, which you were both excited and nervous about. Excited because you knew it was going to be a girl's weekend and anytime you got together with them all you were guaranteed to have a good time, that was also the reason you were nervous. You were going to be partying hard and you knew ultimately the outcome most likely wasn't going to be good. You already knew that there would be copious amounts of alcohol, and as much as it was fun to be tipsy you hated to be drunk and you knew that it was inevitable. You had also heard rumors that they would be taking you to a strip club. You had never been to one before and the thought of getting a lap dance was terrifying. Did you just sit there awkwardly? Did you carry on a conversation? You would just have to get a lap dance for Lisa first so you could see how it was done.

The girls had gone all out, even giving the Bachelorette party a theme, Glitz and Glamour, and judging by the name there would be a whole lot of glitter and sequins this weekend. You held up the hanger that held the skimpy cowl neck dress that your best friend had dropped off for you and sighed. Lisa, you loved her dearly, definitely had a taste for risque outfits, she insisted that you wear it tonight for bar hopping. You wouldn't want to disappoint her after all of her hard work planning....

You unwrapped yourself from the robe that you had been wearing and slipped the slinky dress over your head. It was short, it clung to your curves and was absolutely sexy. You bit your lip as you looked at your reflection in the mirror, with your hair and makeup done, heels on your feet you looked...well hot. Eddie was going to fucking flip.

"Oh Mr.Munson...." You trilled, walking out of the bedroom.

Eddie turned his head from where he sat on the couch and instantly got up the second he saw you. " Holy... Fuck..." He stood dumbfounded. You loved it. You did a slow spin." Now this wasn't my idea, this is Lisa's doing-"

" I'll have to thank fucking Lisa. Damn Kitten, you look, " he licked his lips and ran a hand slowly down your side." You look fucking sinful. Goddamn." He grabbed a handful of your ass and squeezed."I don't want to let you go, I want you to stay right the fuck here tonight so I can do wicked, filthy,unspeakable things to you in that dress."

You wrapped your arms around his waist." I would rather stay and have you do the filthiest, nastiest things to me . It's going to be a shit show, no I am going to be a shit show. We are literally drinking all weekend."

Eddie laughed." You will be fine Sweetheart. Just think of Nancy and Robin, they are fucking ancient and Nancy will have to go back to being a mom when the weekend is over. I'm pretty sure Vickie is going to be babysitting Robin . "

" Vickie is so sweet, she will have a good time too."

" Of course she is, she is going to be surrounded by a bunch of gorgeous women."

You pull Eddie closer." I'm going to miss you Baby."

" I'm going to miss you too." He kissed the tip of your nose, than ran his hands over the soft exposed skin of your back." Jesus Dollface, there really is nothing to this dress. "

" Are you ok with me wearing it out tonight? "

" I'm just jealous that I'm not going to be there to show you off. Your a fucking smokeshow."

You smiled." Your so fucking sweet."

" I'm one lucky son of a bitch to have a beautiful woman like you. " He kissed your jaw, your neck, your chest, burying his face in your cleavage.

" Baby-"

" Your tits look spectacular."

" Why thank you-"

" Your so fucking incredible." He kissed his way back up your chest , your collarbone..." Two fucking days Babygirl, your going to be gone. Two," he licked his way up your neck,"Fucking," he nibbled your ear and you shivered."Days." You felt his hands slide back down to your ass.

" That's practically fucking forever..." He carefully walked you backwards, a slow smile spreading across his face." I just need a little.. something to hold me over."

You felt the back of your legs bump into the seat of a chair and you sat."Eddie -"

" I know, I know, they could be here any minute," he dropped to his knees in front of you." But you and I both know Sweetheart ,that I can make you cum in no time." He slowly slid his hands up the hem of your dress up your legs, exposing your panties. He lightly placed a kiss over the clothed mound between your legs. "Please Princess? I just want a little taste ."

You felt your stomach do flip flops. " Yes Baby , please."

He smirked " Thanks Doll." He hooked his fingers under the waistband of your panties and you lifted slightly so he could pull them down. Once off he carefully folded them then turned his attention back to you." Open up Darlin. Let me see that pretty little pussy."

Your heart raced as you spread your legs for him. You watched as he positioned himself between your legs, watched as he lightly kissed your knees, than started working his way up the soft sensitive skin of your inner thighs. It gave you goosebumps. When he made it to the apex, he licked then sucked a little purple love bites on the inside of your thigh, than looked up at you.

" Just a little something to remember me by."

He winked . Your heart fluttered. And then moved in.

He started with a lazy lick up your slit, than his tongue flicking at the sensitive bud inside, it was enough to have you gasping and wiggling in your chair.

" Fuck Baby-"

Eddie held you still as he lapped at you, sucked at you, added a finger, another, curling them expertly as his tongue and mouth devoured you. You pulled and tugged at his hair, as you rolled your hips into his face,groaning and desperate. "Feels, s-so good."

He practically growled into you. If you had been with anyone else you wouldn't have been so bold , grinding into his face, you may have been embarrassed by your shameless, wanton actions, but not with Eddie. Eddie encouraged it, got off on it, he wanted you to tell him what you wanted, take what you wanted.

"Eddie, Eddie, Eddie- " You moaned as he feasted, his name the only word you could manage as you lost yourself in ecstasy.

He pulled away for a moment, coming up for air." That's my good fucking girl, fucking taking what she wants. Cum for me love, show me how good I make you feel." He pumped his fingers in and out of you as he kitten licked your clit.

You could feel yourself unravel, feel the wave of pleasure take over your body. Your back arched and you cried out, body thrumming.

Eddie worked through your orgasm, and when your body was limp and stated , sat up on his knees, licking his lips." Goddamn Sweetheart, your so fucking hot. I'll never get enough. You taste so fucking sweet."

You sat up straight, watched as he lifted the bottom corner of his shirt up to his chin, wiping away the remnants of your release. His fucking abs peeking out from underneath. You wanted to lick them, you wanted to take his cock into your mouth-" Baby, you should have just fucked me. You didn't even get to cum-"

Eddie cut you off with a kiss." Baby I get off watching you get off, and we both know that if I had fucked you I would have ruined all of your hard work. Your hair, your makeup,fucking ruined. "

He wasn't wrong. Having sex with Eddie was like competing in an athletic event, you were always sweating and panting by the time you were done .

" Besides, I'm not going to die from not coming. I mean if that were the case I would have been dead long before now. You forget that I was single for a million years....."

There was a honk outside. Eddie hopped up and tossed you your panties before jogging to the window. " They're here."

" Shit! I've got to go pull myself together!" You heard Eddie laugh as ran into the bathroom, underwear in hand. You tidied yourself up, checked your hair and makeup again, which surprisingly enough still looked good despite the all the squirming around you did in the chair. You threw your panties on and was walking out the bathroom door as Lisa was walking in. She looked incredible and absolutely scandalous. You thought your dress was skimpy, Lisa's dress was barely there.

She smiled and clapped her hands together excitedly. " Oh my God you look amazing! Eddie doesn't she look amazing?"

" Fucking unbelievable." He wrapped an arm around your waist." Thank you for picking out this dress Lisa. She looks insanely fucking hot in it." He kissed your cheek, then smiled at your friend." You look great too, I'm sure you all do. "

Lisa smiled." Why don't you walk your girl out to the limo and see for yourself?"

Your jaw dropped." Limo?"

" Yeah, we all wanted to pick you up in style!"

" It's too much, you guys are too much."

" Not at all!" Lisa smiled and took your hand.

" Why don't you head on out with Lisa, Dollface, I'll grab your bag." Eddie squeezed you then let go.

" I can get my-"

" Go, Angel, your the guest of honor." He smiled." Go on, I'll be out in a sec."

Lisa dragged you out the door." You look flushed, my dear, we didn't interrupt anything did we?" She smirked and raised her eyebrows.

You felt a blush creeping over your face. " Just a couple goodbye kisses..."

" Don't give me that shit, your lipstick isn't even smudged."

" Lisa,you don't even want to know-"

" Of course I do!"

You walked out through the garage and there was the limo before you, blasting music. The moon roof opened and Robin popped out .

" And there she is! Our beautiful bride to be!"

The door opened and you could see the other women inside, they all had flutes of champagne in their hands. There was so much sequins...they were all dressed to the nines , and they all looked phenomenal.

Nancy crawled out the door wearing a blue sequin dress and a smile on her face. "You look so good!!" She hugs you. "We are going to have so much fun!"

" Nancy, here!" Robin reached for something inside the limo than popped back up with a handful of tulle and satin." She handed it to Nancy who gladly took it and came back over to you." To top off your ensemble," she put a satin sash over your head and positioned it on your shoulder, then put a headband with a short veil on it atop your head. " It's perfect! "

The girls in the limo cheered as you looked down at the white sash with bright pink writing on it," Bride to Be " which was hysterical because they all knew you were already married but you were sure they wanted it to be as authentic as possible.

" Well look at you Princess-" Eddie said walking out with your suitcase, a big smile on his face. " Don't you look fucking adorable?" He kissed your forehead, " Hello ladies, your all looking spectacular. There is a fuck ton of glitter and trouble in that limo."

They all hollered out their greetings to Eddie and he smiled.

" You guys are going to be a hot mess and I am going to miss it."

" Don't worry Eddie, we promise we will take good care of her." Nancy smiled up at him.

" I know you will." He smiled again, then wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you impossibly close. " I want you to go and have the time of your life Babygirl." He rested his forehead against yours." I love you so fucking much, and I will be thinking about you every fucking second that you are gone. " He squeezed your ass." I want you to have fun."

" I'm gonna miss you too baby." You pulled away, pressed a kiss to his neck leaving a perfect red imprint of your lips. You smiled." Just a little something to remember me by." You winked up at him.

Eddie smirked." You have more of that lipstick in your purse?"

" Of course-"

" That's good, because I may have been a gentleman earlier but I'm about to fuck it up now." He leaned in and covered your mouth with his, kissing you deeply, desperately, passionately. The girls all squealed and cheered, egging him on. He kissed you until you were breathless and dizzy, and than slowly pulled away.

"Jesus Christ Munson, that was one hell of a send off!" Robin smiled.

" I gotta show my girl how much I love her." He ran a thumb over your puffy lips." Can you feel how much I love you Sweetheart?"

You smiled." I certainly can." You wiped lipstick off his lips with your thumb." This is a good color on you, it goes beautifully with your chocolate button eyes."

He leaned into your ear." I bet that shade would look good wrapped around my cock too." He chuckled wickedly.

You felt your face get hot." I bet your right. We will have to see when I get home."

" Do me a favor Angel, wear that dress when I pick you up Sunday, Kay?"

" Sure, baby anything for you-"

He dropped his voice down to a whisper." I'm going to fucking destroy you in it."

His words made you shiver because you knew he would make good on his promise. You looked up at him through your long lashes." I look forward to it."

He grinned " That's my girl."

"Enough whispering sweet nothings, its Time to give her up Munson!" Robin demanded, smiling.

" Yeah yeah, yeah." He muttered and kissed you one last time." If anyone gives you any trouble Sweetheart, kick em in the dick and call me. I can be there in no time "

You smiled at him. " Didn't you notice? I wore my dick kicking shoes just in case a situation arises."

He laughed. " Just be careful."

" I pinky promise." You held up your pinky and watched as he wrapped his own around it, than brought your hand up to his lips.

" I love you Mrs. Munson."

" I love you more Mr.Munson."

" Impossible!" He bowed in front of you dramatically," My Love, your chariot awaits!"

" It's about damn time Eddie! We have some serious shenanigans to get into and we can't if you won't let her go!"

" Ok, ok, Buckley, I get it!" He took your face in his hands and kissed the tip of your nose than lightly kissed your lips. " Have fun Darlin. Pace yourself."

" With these ladies?" You chuckled then sighed, if you didn't get in now you would never leave, you would want to stay wrapped up in his arms. You ducked and tried to carefully get in without showing the whole world your ass, and sat beside Suzie and Vikki. Nancy got in next than Lisa, Eddie put your bag in the trunk than leaned down to the window.

" You all look incredible, this city has no fucking clue what it is in for with you ladies on the loose. Have fun, and don't do anything I wouldn't do." Eddie winked at you than backed away.

" Bye Baby!" You shouted before the window was rolled up. You watched him wave then make his way into the house. It wasn't two seconds later a flute of champagne was in your hand , and two seconds later it was gone and refilled.

" Time to catch up!" Lisa smiled and raised her glass." A toast, to the lovely Mrs. Munson, for graciously allowing us to throw her a real Bachelorette party even though she is already married, and giving us the opportunity to let our hair down, get a little drunk and go see some dicks at the strip club! Let the shenanigans begin!"

We all brought our glasses together and drank, and then we were off.

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Our first stop was the hotel that the girls had rented for the weekend. It was swanky and right in the middle of where all the action was, and when you walked into the room you were surprised when you saw that it had been completely decked out in shining silver and rose gold decorations. Balloons and streamers were everywhere and the table and counter tops were covered in snacks and alcohol. Oh yeah, and penis straws and confetti. Why did bachelorette parties always have to incorporate dicks into the theme somehow? Damned if you knew.

Lisa took a couple of pictures of you with the phallic straw in your mouth, drinking the mixed drink that the girls shoved into your hand, than pictures of you with the rest of the small crew, Suzie, Vikki, Robin and Nancy, it was the perfect sized crowd. You all freshened up then made your way to the Italian restaurant two buildings down from the hotel for an amazing dinner. You laughed and continued drinking and finally felt the effects of the alcohol settling in, making you giggly. You looked around the table and smiled, you truly had some amazing friends and you were thankful for each and every one of them.

After that the bar hopping commenced. You danced and drank some more, the alcohol taking the edge off of the anxiety you would be feeling because of the attention you were getting because of the sash and veil. Everyone you met was super nice, offering their congratulations, and many, many shots.

By the time you reached the last bar you were starting to slow down, your head was fuzzy and you knew that you needed to switch to straight water otherwise tomorrow you would be dead. You stumbled your way through the crowd and up to the bar , signaling to the bartender as you carefully sat on a barstool. You readjusted the straps on your dress to make sure your breasts weren't going to pop out than smiled as the man behind the bar came over.

" What can I get for you Sweet pea?" He flashed you a wide smile.

" Water, please. I'm dying."

" You got it Honey."

You smiled." Thank you." You watched as your friends continued to party on and you wondered how they did it. They were way more seasoned than you were, even in college you were more inclined to stay home and read than go out to parties. You were for sure a lightweight.

" Excuse me, Miss, can I buy you a drink?"

You snapped out of your daze when you felt a heavy hand on your shoulder.

When you whipped around, you were face to face with Robbie Munson. " Hey Mom, how ya doing?"

You shook your head and smirked." Doing just dandy son. So tell me, did you come here tonight looking for the love of your life? Or your next victim? Better move fast, it's almost last call."

Robbie smirked." I fear I will be going home alone tonight. All the girls are wasted by now and taking home inebriated women isn't really my thing." He leaned against the bar." Looks like Aunt Robin and Aunt Nancy really know how to party."

" I can't keep up with them."

" You never were a party animal."

" Not at all." The bartender placed a glass of ice cold water in front of you and you drank it like you had been stranded in the desert for a week.

Robbie watched you, his big brown eyes roaming over you, a gaze that at one point in your life would have made you weak in the knees. " You, uh, look real good tonight."

" Well it's certainly not something I would wear on a daily basis...I feel like my tits and ass have been hanging out all night."

" You look hot."

You smirked. " Now Robbie, is that something you should be saying about your Mother?"

He chuckled."STEP-Mother." He bit his lip and sighed."Can I ask you a question?"

You raised an eyebrow at him." Yes?"

" Your like a completely different person now, your confident, sexy. How come you weren't like that with me?"

" Are you sure you want to have this conversation with me right now? I have been drinking copious amounts of tequila and that shit is like truth serum."

" Yeah, I want to know. How come you weren't this sexy version of you when you were with me?"

You looked him dead in the eye." Because you didn't make me feel like I was sexy. I didn't feel like I was desirable. "

" Ouch."

" You said you wanted the truth. In the beginning it was different, you would hold my hand, run your fingers through my hair, lightly run your fingers along my skin, you know, little things. Those little things were what would get my heart racing, those things made me feel wanted,but then you stopped. I figured it was just the natural progression of a relationship. When things changed in the bedroom, I felt like you just kind of gave up on me, we would have sex and I would rarely ever finish-"

" That's harsh. That's not fully on me though, you never said anything."

" You couldn't tell?"

" Ok, maybe sometimes. I just thought maybe you weren't really interested, you just wanted to get it over with."

" I didn't say anything because I didn't want to hurt your feelings, I faked it because I loved you."

Robbie slowly nodded " I'm sorry I fucked you over, like really fucked you over by cheating. It was a shitty thing to do. I should have just been honest with you, about not being ready for commitment. I regret it. I'm glad that we can still be friends-"

"We are technically family now so...." You twirled the straw in your water." But honestly, if you hadn't we wouldn't be where we are today. I wouldn't have gone over to your Father's house that day with your things, he never would have rocked my fucking world-"

" Lalalala, I don't want to hear about it-"

" You practically saw it-"

" I would be perfectly happy if I never had to think back to that moment where I walked in and saw his naked body on top of yours-"

" You couldn't even see me-"

" But I got an eye full of his naked ass-"

" He's got an amazing ass! And his dick-"

Robbie gagged." Uh, no, no thank you, I don't want to think about his dick."

" I had never cum so hard-"

" Time to change the subject. Wait like never? I mean there were times that you came with me-"

" Not like that."

" Shit, Well that's embarrassing. My old ass Father showing me up-"

" The point is I am happily married, you are happily single and can go out and fuck anyone you want." You gasped, than playfully slapped his arm." Like Chrissy fucking Cunningham!"

Robbie smirked." She was fucking wild. Fucked her in her mini van-"

" It was probably the first time in forever she fucked someone that could get it up, Jason will fucking kill you if he finds out."

" I think I rocked her world. Accept...."

" What? Accept what? It's Munson family confession time right now-"

" She called me Eddie -"

You burst out laughing." What!?"

" Hey!!! What are you doing here?" Drunk Robin stumbled over to you and braced herself by putting a hand on Robbie's chest." Were you sent here as a spy?"

" It was purely coincidence Aunt Robin, I swear." Robbie looked from Robin to you." You guys going to be able to make it back alright?"

" Of course! I'm fine!" Robin smiled lazily.

You looked at Robbie and laughed." Yeah, look at her, she's fine!"

" I can't in good conscience leave without knowing you ladies make it home safe."

Robin squeezed his cheeks ." What a nice boy! Your Daddy raised you right!"

You looked over and saw the rest of the ladies making their way to you, all holding onto each other, giggling.

" Hey!" Lisa walked up to Robbie. " It's supposed to be girls only!"

You saw Robbies eyes wonder over your best friends body , you couldn't really blame him, she was sexy as hell. " Don't get your panties in a twist-"

" Panties? Who's wearing Panties?" She winked.

" Jesus Christ Lisa. I didn't know that you guys were going to be here-"

" He came here to find a woman and what did he find? All of us-" you chimed in .

Nancy shook her head and put a hand on his shoulder." You don't want a girl from the bar, you want a nice, smart girl. Go to the library to find a girl-"

" I'm not worried about finding a girl, what I am worried about is getting you guys back to the hotel. Why don't I call the cab company and have them send over a van-"

" We can walk!"

" You cannot walk. Stay right here. I will be right back." Robbie took off to call a cab.

Lisa walked over to you and wrapped an arm around your shoulder." It was nice of your son to go call us a cab."

You looked at each other and started laughing like hyenas.

It was like herding cats trying to keep everyone together until the cab came, Robbie kept his word and stayed , loading you all into the van to make sure that you got back safely. To your surprise he hugged you.

" Tonight has been very... enlightening. I really am glad that we can still be friends, especially in this kind of weird situation."

" We are both happy, there is no reason for resentment."

" I hope you guys have fun the rest of the weekend. Something tells me that tomorrow morning might be a little rough for some."

You laughed." We are going to the strip club tomorrow if you want to tag along."

He laughed." All set thanks. Be safe ok?"

"I promise."

" Have fun, call if you run into any trouble."

" Will do."

" Oh and by the way, your tits look spectacular." He smirked.

You gasped." That was so fucking inappropriate!" You laughed." Your Father said the same thing right before he-"

" Don't finish that sentence!"

" You started it."

" I know, I know . "

" Are you ok to drive?"

" I'm fine."

"Be careful on your way home!"

" Yes Mother!"

" Get the fuck out of here!" You laughed.

He said good night to the girls and turned and left.

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When you got back to the hotel you tossed your sash and veil, kicked off your shoes, and flopped on the bed. Two minutes later you bounced as the body of your best friend landed on the bed beside you. The two of you grunted at each other than fell fast asleep.

As always thank you for reading! Comments and re-blogs are always welcome ❤️

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hugintheraven · 2 months

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Finished Worm

Really enjoyed it, will be checking out the rest. Some spoilery, rambly thoughts:

I wonder how much of this was preplanned. Because there's a definite thematic resonance to the first thing we learn about Brockton Bay being that it sucks because the Ferry is broken, cutting off the two parts of the city, and then Taylor's essentially last act being to punch a bunch of holes between realities so that everyone can unite, and I have to wonder if Wildbow intended that from the start.

Taylor's characterization bugged me by the end. Not that it was unrealistic or anything(there's a reason 16-18 year olds shouldn't have unimaginable power), but someone at some point really needed to sit her down and dig some of her issues out of her psyche with a fork. Like, she has both a shrink and mandatory ethics classes as part of the Wards, did NONE of that take?

(which is also why I think I'm falling on the side of NOT shipping Lisa and Taylor, despite it basically being written for me. Lisa deserves better and she's smart enough to know it, even if she definitely loves her.)

But Taylor starting it off by getting tortured and refusing to ask for help because she knows no one will help her, and then how she ends it? That tracks, but also that sucks to a degree I don't love in my fiction. I saw her described as the hero of a Greek Tragedy once and yeah, I don't love those.

BTW, do we ever see Imp vs Regent's Dad? Because of the timeskip, that's probably the thing I was upset about missing most.

The mandatory no-homo started being funny at some point. It's partially an inverse Supernatural(and maybe the only one of those I've seen), in that there's so few male chars that you have to ship femslash just to make your fic functional. And Wildbow choosing to do that, to write a bunch of really good female chars and then be offended that people ship them, is just hilariously bad.

Anyways, yeah, was good. Will be reading the rest, but also wow there's a lot of words to all this.

#Parahumans #Worm #Hugin Reviews

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lucivinyl · 2 years

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i love you…bro

characters: kaeya, diluc, thoma, yoimiya

summary: where you keep calling your s/o ‘bro’

note: shoutout to people who like to say bro dude girl sis randomly, including me

kaeya

the first time you called him ‘bro’, you were sitting across from him in his office, providing some company as he finished up some paperwork. he’d just said something funny, and between your bubbling laughter, you managed to say, “that’s hilarious, bro.”

he thought you were saying ‘bruh’ at first, so he didn’t give it much thought. a quirk of his brow was the reaction you got out of him.

but soon, he realized that it wasn’t the case. you were actually calling him— your boyfriend, the light of your life, source of your happiness, your most beloved— bro.

you didn’t seem to notice his pointed looks at all, neither did you pay attention to his retaliations— you didn’t mind him calling you bro at all.

he never openly talked to you about it, but when you replied with ‘thanks bro’ (albeit with the prettiest grin ever) as he gifted you the comically large bouquet of lilies, it was the last straw.

“love, why do you keep calling me that?” he came up from behind as you moved the flowers into a vase, snaking his arms around you.

“calling you what?” you frowned.

he grumbled, “bro. you say it so often that i’m starting to question our relationship.”

he’s joking, of course, but it’s undeniably been a problem for him.

turning to face him, you had on an incredulous smile which made him feel like a pouty kid complaining about the most trivial things.

“you know it doesn’t mean anything, right? it’s just something i say mindlessly.”

“yes, i know…” he groaned, burying his head in the crook of your neck. “but can’t you call me something else? love, darling, babe, dear, sugar cube-”

“sugar cube??”

“-jam on a toast, fluffy blanket, delicious fruity skewers-”

you snickered, patting his back. “okay, okay, i got it. i will try to refrain from calling you bro.”

if he catches you slipping in the future, he’s probably going to be extra annoying about it

diluc

diluc didn’t care… he really didn’t … but unfortunately, his brother did

it happened when you were visiting the tavern to give him a little energy boost. before you left, you gave him a brief kiss and bid him goodbye while calling him bro

he sighed a little, no stranger to hearing that, but as soon as you walked out of the door, kaeya leaned forward with an amused look. “did you just get bro-zoned? i thought you’d been dating for the past year.”

“we have.” he snapped. “it’s just… something they like to say, that’s all.”

“so you don’t mind?”

“no.” he lied. it didn’t fool anyone, but at least kaeya knew not to further provoke him.

that night, his thoughts couldn’t help but come back to this quirk of yours from time to time.

he knew you loved him, and vice versa, but it would be really nice if you could call him something more intimate instead of the same endearment you used for kaeya, charles, jean, lisa, venti, and basically everyone else in mondstadt

you were already in bed by the time he came home, though not quite sleepy yet. he climbed under the blanket next to you, the mattress sinking under his weight. it was an instinct, the way you rolled over and threw your arm around him.

he cleared his throat. “hey, darling?”

your voice came in the dark. “yes?”

“you know the thing you do, where you call me bro?”

“mmhm.”

“i was thinking… do you maybe want to try something new?”

silence. the ceiling stared back at him as he gulped. a beat later, you pulled back a little to stare at his face, shielded by the night. “like what?”

“like the usual names couples call each other?”

you started to feel worried. “wait, does me calling you bro make you feel weird?”

he scrambled to explain that no, it didn’t, okay maybe just a little, but mostly he just wanted to switch things up and to rip off that grin on kaeya’s face. after he finished, you let out a laugh through your nose and leaned back against him.

“alright, i get it. i will make sure to call you something sweeter, love.”

thank goodness that the lights were off, or else you would’ve seen the way his face turned into the color of his hair.

thoma

thoma had been crushing on you for as long as he could remember, but he was never sure whether you felt the same.

why, you might ask? here’s a demonstration of your interaction:

thoma had this habit of bringing you lunch if he knew that he would be passing by your workplace that day, and today was no exception. he had packed a bento box that was guaranteed to give you enough energy to last a whole day.

due to his frequent visits, he also got teased by your colleagues a lot. a few of them even knew that he had a massive crush on you, but he managed to persuade them to keep it a secret.

“thoma, here to deliver lunch again? how i wish i had someone who loved me as much as you-”

“haha, yea!” he cut them off nervously, just in case you could hear their conversation.

“look, you’re a good guy, and i’m sure they think so too,” they gestured at where you were working. “as a matter of fact, i think they like you too! just pay a little more attention, and maybe you’ll see it.”

although he only agreed out of courtesy, their words haunted him as he approached you. your face lit up at his presence and he could feel his heart dashing around like a wild creature.

“working hard, i see.” he rested his hand on the back of your seat.

“as usual,” you replied, unwrapping the lunch. “oh my god, octopus sausages! have i mentioned how much i loved you--”

his thoughts screeched to a halt.

“—bro?”

when ayaka spotted him later that day, she almost thought he was going to fall over with how pale his face looked.

“i’m fine, my lady… just heart-broken, that’s all.”

at this point ayaka was starting to get frustrated for him. all these years of pining and you still hadn’t got together? outrageous.

when you came knocking on his door that night, he was puzzled at first, but then you started apologizing profoundly about confusing him and giving the wrong signals, and he knew immediately what this was about

“i do like you, thoma… and not in a bro-way.”

you had no idea how happy that made him.

yoimiya

when yoimiya realized that you liked to call her bro, she thought wholeheartedly that it was what you’d like to be called too, thus began the mystery that rumors that surrounded the queen of summer on narukami island and her faithful best friend

those who liked to speculate about your relationship were usually divided into two sides: those who believed that you were just really good buddies, and the ones that claimed you were dating

“they have got to be friends. i mean, who calls their lover bro? that’s what i call my childhood best friend!”

“maybe you should review your relationship with your so called childhood best friend then,” another person said. “look, i caught them holding hands the other day. it has to be romantic.”

“i hold hands with my childhood best friend too!”

“well then maybe you’re just in love with them!”

words spread like wildfire around inazuma. as soon as you caught wind of the discussions about you two, you shared them with yoimiya. soon it became one of your favorite inside jokes. every time people presented new arguments, you shared them with each other and had some good laughs over them

in reality, the truth was really obvious. if only they were aware of the way you looked at each other, the fact that you were always together like a package deal, and the matching rings that adorned your fingers, these rumors wouldn’t even have started in the first place

needless to say, as soon as you were seen kissing each other goodbye in public, everyone erupted into chaos— congratulations, ‘i knew it’s, etc etc.

and yes, that person ended up with his childhood best friend. (or maybe they’d been the reader in thoma’s part all along…?)

#genshin x reader #diluc x reader #kaeya x reader #thoma x reader #yoimiya x reader #diluc ragnvindr #kaeya alberich #genshin thoma #genshin yoimiya #genshin imagines #elfwrites

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genshingorlsrevengeance · 2 years

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Hu Tao, Yae, Lisa, and Beidou with a drunk S/O saying they're hot

Hu Tao starts laughing as soon as she hears her drunk S/O.

Moreso when they go on saying that her pyro vision doesn't come from the Archons, just the fact she's smoking hot.

It was cheesey, cringey, sweet, and freakin' hilarious all at once.

If anything, she wants to hear what other crazy stuff they say when drunk.

But there's the slightest hint of a blush dusted on her cheeks as she listens.

(Hu Tao) "Uh huh? And? And? What else about me?"

Yae's ears perk up the moment she hears her name and "hot" in the same sentence.

(Yae) "Oh?"

She looks to them with a smile thats growing even more, hearing S/O openly talk about how attractive she is.

She's learning all sorts of things about S/O's thoughts on her.

Yae takes this moment to weaponize this to tease the living hell out of S/O the moment they're sober.

But, she can't deny it is nice hearing so much said about her in this light.

Lisa giggles hearing S/O speak about how attractive she is, putting a hand to her mouth to hide their laughter.

(Lisa) "Oh? What makes this 'Lisa' person so beautiful?"

(S/O) hic! "W-Well, you see-"

Lisa listens to them go on as she struggles to contain her amusement, all of S/O's thoughts spill out about Lisa.

It didn't help that S/O didn't realize they were speaking to the very person they fell in love with.

Lisa thinks it's adorable, and will allude to the conversation the next day if they can't remember anything, but not tell them the entire story.

After all, she swore to S/O she wouldn't tell Lisa.

Beidou isn't going to remember a single thing since she's drunk with S/O.

The two end up talking to each other how beautiful their significant other is, without the two dumbasses realizing they're speaking to each other.

Anyone watching will find it absolutely hilarious but sweet, showing how much they love each other.

Though things quickly go south when the two accuse each other of trying to woo their girlfriend/boyfriend away from them.

Despite the fact they're talking to each other.

Beidou will learn of the conversation tomorrow since she sobers quicker than S/O, and will laugh her ass off.

(Beidou) "Hm, had no idea they thought I was that hot."

#genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact x reader #hu tao #hu tao x reader #lisa minci #lisa minci x reader #beidou x reader #beidou genshin impact #yae miko #yae miko x reader

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leonsleftbicep · 2 months

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*twirls awkwardly in the middle of your room*

Why hello there Duckie. I had a Thought™ that I think you might apreciate in case you wanna draw some more Silly Token (i know you're focusing on other stuff rn so No Pressure at all!!! Just sharing for whenever you want/need/feel like it!)

So. Imagine Dad! ii and Old Man! ivy doing some old people hobby together (like a puzzle or crosswords. or like. chess), super focused, glasses are ON, and Lanky Boys iii and Ves being all whiny and annoying because they want some attention. Particularly I think iii annoying ii in general is just hilarious, especially the way you draw them.

That's it, that's the thought. Okay byeee~~

*launches a blue smoke bomb for effect while scurrying away through the front door*

i dont know if you mean quite literally dad!II and Old man!Ivy, but personally i went in the dilf and gilf vibes II and IVy so thats fun. (i forgot to add their grays, act like they are there because i forgot to take photos of the ones with grays)

IV is losing, its the fifth round of this

III: II, baby, pwease. i need attention:( II: not now hun.

Vessel: IVy? My love? im touch starved :( IV: not now Vessie.

Vessel & III close to tears II: giving up? IV: Yes

the aftermath of almost crying

the slight hurt comfort of this hurts tbh

moony, im so sorry about how late this is. i literally was working on this and then burnt my thumb and index on a plate that was WAY to hot (i just wanted my lunch🥺). so i had to take and hour or so off from working on this and then sat down and watched Lisa Frankenstein with MotherGoose (worth it tbh its a new comfort movie)

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📩 Simblr question of the day: It's time to appreciate the small things! What's a small detail from one of your posts that you love? Could be a small tattoo on a sim, specific clutter in a sims' room, a little detail in a render or screenshot, whatever is applicable to you

Passing this on at anon's request to spread the SQOTD, delete me if it's a repeat

Thank you so much for this ask! I love all kinds of small details :) I'll mention 3 about Dulce so we can prepare for the Alegría comeback:

Detail #1

Dulce's contact photo for her partner, Alex, is this cute lil pic of Gaspard and Lisa cooking :) Dulce and Alex met while they were competing on Diced Junior, so obviously they love the culinary arts. I also thought it was fitting because Alex is on the calmer side like Gaspard and Dulce is more sassy and confident like Lisa. Aaaand Gaspard and Lisa are dogs, so it's also a reflection of their puppy love <3 young and innocent.

Detail #2

This one is kind of dumb and more of a running gag than anything, LOL. Dulce loves tomatoes and it's always a reference to when she called Hilary a tomato. What's on Dulce's sleeping bag? A pizza. What does pizza have? Tomato sauce. Maybe I have to find a clever way to name a future kid of hers after tomatoes.

Detail #3

This is a picture of Noemí's mom, Ynez. I already had an image of her in my head at the start of the legacy. Noemí was always meant to be basically a carbon copy of her mom, just with straight brown hair instead of wavy black hair. It's also hard to tell because of the picture, but Ynez has darker skin. And this is where Dulce's genetics come into play! Again, hard to tell, but Ynez and Dulce the same chin preset (Noemí has a base game one). Also, Dulce was actually born blonde (like her dad, Erick), but I changed it to a light brown instead. There are Hispanics with blonde hair, but with Noemí's gene pool being more on the indigenous side than Spanish, I didn't think it was that realistic. Dulce was already born with lighter skin, so no lol.

#amy's asks #more about dulce alegria #more about noemi alegria #more about ynez alegria

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My brain is whirring in the blender right now so here are the things I think twst characters would find interesting/horrifying

Atom bombs. Why would they need atom bombs? Wars were either fought with magic or swords if lilias backstory is standard war procedure. And in endless halloween, leona tells a (fake) story about a terrorist group on a yaht party or something that attacked with a magic cube. Also that whole moment with Oppenheimer where he didn't know if igniting that bomb would set off a chain reaction that would ignite all the other bombs and basically destroy the world. AND HE STILL FUCKING DID IT.

Gun. Same reasons as the atom bombs.

French revolution and the reign of terror. What do you mean 40,000 were executed and over 300,000 locked up in the time span if a few years? Why did the "french" switch between so many governments so fast? Who the hell is napoleon?

Russian revolution and Anastasia. that revolution was MESSY. But imagine telling leona or someone about how everyone thought that princess Anastasia and her brother escaped execution cause they couldn't find their bodies with the rest of the royal family. So all these middle aged women just started coming out being like "I am Anastasia", and one of these women was eventually accepted as Anastasia. Until they found out that thr royal family were submerge in vats of acid after they were killed, and because children's bones aren't quite solid, the just. Melted in the acid.

The whole mystery of those villages getting up one day and dancing themselves to death and we still don't know why.

Medieval torture devices. Like the crowd cage or when you get covered in honey and sent away on a boat to be eaten alive by bugs (jamil throws up)

The black plauge. Just. The black plauge.

Early Industrial revolution working conditions. I think even azul would get uncomfortable with those.

Mansu Musa going on tour and giving away so much gold that he collapsed entire economies.

The cold War. "Yeah so the US and the USSR were in a war-not-war because of paranoia of nuclear atom bombs but they couldn't actually go to war because if they actually went to war that would just be the end of the world so they just had a massive dick messering contest. Oh yeah! That's actually why we got the space race!"

The space race. ("The fucking moon in the sky!" "Yes azul, the moon in the sky. And Mars. And there are satellites that literally went to the cold cold edge of our solar system" "...why are you guys insane?")

American prohibition laws and the outlawing of alcohol that everyone hated so much that the government legalized alcohol again and now we have this thing called moonshine.

Mexican revolution and the solid century where their presidents just kept getting assassinated.

The greatest night in pop "we are the world". Just as a treat for the pop music club.

The entire age of exploration honestly. "What do you mean half your world didn't know the other half of the world was there until a few centuries ago?" "Oh you're gonna shit yourself when you find out what Europeans did next"

What the Europeans did next.

The world wars. Lilia has a fucking stroke while listening to it. But some of it was funny! Not really but yk! A polish bear loading an artillery Canon, an unsinkable cat, that British guy that carried a bow and arrow and played bag pipes when the nazis found him only to be the most unkillable yet unserious guy ever, a US naval captain that literally FLOODED HALF HIS SHIP on D-Day just to tilt that bitch back so they could hit the Germans better, and the US just converting a spare ship into a massive ice cream machine is pretty fucking hilarious.

The coups of the ancient past. I don't really remember who but I think this Indian (?) Prince literally threw his brother out a window, dragged him back upstairs, only to throw him out again for good measure is fucking hilarious.

The mono Lisa wasn't famous until this Guy™ stole it from a museum. The museum employs didn't even realize it was gone until someone asked where it went 💀

The way we name our countries tbh. Most of them translate to some ancient language (Spain translates to "rabbits" and Columbia is "dove"), but twst really has countries like. "Scolding Sands ✨️ and Queendom of Roses ✨️. So our country names are probably really weird to them. Especially the full country names. Do you know Hong Kongs official name? It's long as shit.

The first chainsaw was invented by two socttish doctors in the early 1800s to help with childbirth

I have many more historically rambling I could go on but this shit is getting long.

If anyone at any point wants to ramble about history they are very welcome to do so in my literal dms and not just my ask box. I love history and I love talking about it!!!

I think out of all of the things you listed the atom bomb, the space race, and the Cold War would probably be the what I think the various twst boys would find most interesting. Even in the history of our own world those things were extremely unusual, the sheer scale of something like a world war is really hard to grasp and I doubt Twisted Wonderland has had a similar event. I think the concept of such a thing would really scare the cast, though I imagine Idia, Leona, and Lilia would be grimly impressed at just how creative people can be when it comes to destroying each other. Magic isn't required to make a mess of things, sure they already knew that but oh wow. Now they're really thinking about it.

Now you know who would want to talk about all of these things? Professor Trein! He'd be really interested in learning anything and everything Yuu can remember about the history of their world. As an educator it allows him better insight into his student, and as a lover of history he gets to learn a lot of new things no one else knows.

#<3 asks #twisted wonderland

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