thinking abt paul x ftm!reader with breeding again AGHHHH :((
paul atreides would totally want a big family. he's an only child, the sole heir of house atreides, and that alone made him want siblings!!
he'd never leave his child alone, without a shoulder to lean on!!!!! so yeah, he'd want a big family. he'd totally be a girl dad, too :(((((
and GOSH. paul would be a total freak about it. i'm talking multiple rounds, little breaks in between to ensure you're nice nd energized for the next load he gives you.
you don't even understand why he chooses you of all people. you're even weirder, in the eyes of the public. a 'girl' wishing they were a boy, to most of them.
and every time he's tryna knock you up, paul's calling you his pretty boy, his darling prince, his lovely little star. it's all whispers in your ear, all soft kisses compared to the rough fucking he's givin' you :(
'course, after the first four kids, paul makes sure you're okay nd asks if you wanna stop. he loves you too much to hurt you, physically and emotionally.
he has three girls and a boy with you, all of them curly hair and way too energetic for their own good.
yeah... you're good with four of 'em. especially since your twin daughter and son seem to be wreaking havoc on anyone who crosses their path, innocent or not.
@paulatreidesmalewife the idea came from him!! so big big thanks to this dude to planting this thought into my dumdum head
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if you are an American,
🙂 are you good?
it’s officially tax season crunch-time folks!
You know what that means: sweaty searches for your W2 and paralyzing fear over whether you owe or not! 🙂
Will it be a return for you this year or will you be looking for a third job to cover that amount due? 🙃
I’m right there with you friends.
Let my humble contribution below, bring you some laughs as you languish to help combat the Sunday Scaries. 🐀❤️
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Bully/Degenerate Itto x Nerdy/Secret Pervert Fem!Reader Headcanon School AU.
Degenerate Itto who loves to bully you. He likes teasing you for being a bit quiet nerdy girl. You're just such a pathetic, meek thing.
Degenerate Itto who only goes to the library to read some manga and cut class. He doesn't have anywhere else to be so he might as well read some comics in the library right?
Degenerate Itto who hears the soft whimper and follows the noise. He hears your voice softly and peeks around the corner. He sees you at one of the tables, head resting on it as you're twitching and writhing.
"Hey. The fuck is wrong with ya shortie?" He asks, approaching you and frowning at your flustered face as you push yourself against the table a bit.
Degenerate Itto who knows the gesture all too well and pulls your seat back. It doesn't matter how fast you rip your hand out from under your skirt, he can see your slick on your fingers.
"Oh damn, Shortie. You're a nasty pervert. Touching yourself in the school library."
He grabs your wrist and pulls your fingers to his mouth. He licks and shivers as he tastes you, licking your fingers clean and smirks at your flustered expression.
"C'mon. My car. I can make you feel so much better than your fingers."
Degenerate Itto who knows how to eat pussy. He's got you laid out in his backseat with his huge arms locked around your waist. He's holding you in place as he slurps loudly, thrusting his tongue as he licks out your orgasms.
Somewhere in the background, you swear you could hear AC/DC playing and want to roll your eyes at the stereotype that he is but instead your eyes roll to the back of your head and you're sobbing and moaning as you grip his hair and rock your hips against his mouth.
His dick is throbbing under his jeans as he grinds against the seat, desperate for more than just eating you out. He's whining and moaning into you.
"Fuck, nerd. You're so tasty. They should make a candy that tastes like you," He hummed. "So many guys would be buying it, hoping to taste you."
Degenerate Itto who laughs and pulls back right as you're about to come and palms himself. He looks to you and asks, "Can I fuck you now? I really wanna fuck you but...shit. Baby, I think I might break your little pussy."
Degenerate Itto who gets pussy drunk and keeps pumping you despite how many times he's already made you come. He's addicted. He's so fucking hooked on you as he feels you squeezing him.
"Oh my fucking god yes, Baby!" He moans, gripping your hips tight as he makes you ride him harder. "God yeah. Look at you. Riding my dick like a little bitch in heat. You're so fucking sexy like this, Shortie. That's it. Milk that cock. Ride that cock cuz it's the only cock you're ever gonna think about again, right? Yeah?"
Degenerate Itto who pumps you full and buries himself so deep, he swears he feels your cervix. He probably was now that he thinks on it.
Degenerate Itto who, after you've come down from the high and he's helped clean you up, doesn't hesitate to get Plan B.
"I mean, it's my fault for fucking you out. I got a little carried away."
Degenerate Itto who asks you on a date after.
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At least once when Scully is in the hospital during the cancer arc, Mulder wakes up in the middle of the night with some Very Important Thought he needs to share immediately. And he reaches for the phone the way he always does to call Scully. Still half-asleep and half stuck in his dream, he forgets for a moment. Until she doesn't pick up her phone. And then he remembers.
At least once when Scully is in the hospital, she wakes up in the middle of the night because she thinks she hears her phone ringing. It's just hospital noise, something somewhere else happening, but not quite awake yet she thinks it's Mulder calling. And then she remembers.
Once she's healthy and at home, they clutch their phones a little tighter, hesitate a little longer before hanging up. They hear each other's smiles in the sounds of their breath, and nothing is back to normal, but it's easy enough to pretend.
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